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for the umbrella child one, we all can't lie, we all tried to float with an umbrella at least once when we were younger lmaoo
I didnt-
Am i missing something?
me too-
Pretty sure you can thank Mary Poppins for that idea
I did but because of Mary Poppins not you know that trash called fortnite
How i broke my toe.
Jack seems like he could win a tropical forest by just talking in that majestic British accent...
@@yaani- Aussie meaning Australian?!😧 I'll edit my comment right now! EDIT: Done! 2nd EDIT: It's british again...
Agreed✨✨
@@GothicFoxglove no leave it its funny
bruh
now i look dumb
This will always brighten my day. Despite anything and everything it makes me laugh hearing Emkay every day.
It really makes you think.
‘I may be an idiot but I’m not that dumb’
The sound Jack made after reading the Jesus statue leaking water had me in tears!🤣🤣
1:04 as a morrocan, I'm not even mad. This is fcking hillarious.
Hey! Stop wasting your money on internet, you heard the guy… sorry I had to :(
@@owen8023 sorry, imma go eat, we don't want little African kids to starve
@@malak-ij4lf o.o
Africa is a very diverse continent. Some parts are rich and some parts are poor. Really depends on where you are.
why aren't you eating instead of commenting on youtube 😡😡😡
Had a facepalm at work last night. The shoplifters were NOT wearing masks while everyone else was.
Spot the demographic I guess? Specifically "the entitled" demographic.
@@alchemysaga3745 Exactly. They know we can't do shit about them.
@@Sclasspsycho Depends what you mean. You can't really confront them because of liability and ease of abuse of powers.
But the business could look into how Walmart handles serial shoplifters and see about applying it on a lesser scale- particularly the security camera bit- or consider applying a blacklist. You don't actually *have* to state a reason that someone isn't allowed on the grounds of the business. Even if they ask, you could literally just say, "prior disruptive behavior," or a similar excuse. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There's stuff that can be done, anyway. Though it'd have to be something the manager/owner gave the okay for.
07:05 So, who's gonna tell 'em that every car has one of those batteries already?
Even like 7 YO would know a car has a battery
Food isn't weapons? Say that to the guy with a peanut allergy I just threw a spoonful of Jif at.
You can actually be charged with assault with a deadly weapon, or even attempted murder, for deliberately exposing someone to a severe allergen.
If the allergen killed them, you could even face murder charges.
Not only have people been charged with aggravated assault for forcibly exposing someone to a known allergen, but manslaughter for exposing someone to an allergen.
Food allergies are *serious* business, and the USA has taken people to criminal court over them.
food is a weapon
i just killed a fat kid with a block of cheese
@@alchemysaga3745 ok
😧
or that other guy with a peanut allergy who was killed by a guy who covered his hands in peanut butter then punched the guy had a peanut allergy
6:55 Not to mention cars already have batteries in them right now and have so for decades. I can only assume this person has never even looked under the hood of a car in their entire life.
and I'm sure they also contain poison if that's what they're so shocked by 💀 i don't think i can pop one of those open and drink the liquid inside without suffering some injuries or death either way. lmao.
This person that said that batteries are dangerous to be equipped in cars is the reason that shampoos have instructions.
@@antonischatz.2133 And why curling irons say "Do not insert into any orifice."
You do notice that the batteries in gas powered cars will never run out thanks to the gas but the point the person was making was actually pretty good. Electric cars will not be able to last in a traffic jam because it is using its own fuel source to power its air conditioning/ heating
@@evanringwald1550 Batteries in gas powered cars will run out after the lights are left on overnight. Doubt they will survive air conditioning or heating along with lights in a half-day traffic jam.
Those Face reveal pictures are either in r/facepalm or in r/woooosh when people send it to r/facepalm. There is no in between.
Fun Fact: technically that's the camera man's face not the person who said the face reveal thingy. So technicaly the appearence of this immage is a facepalm on it of itself
FunFact:My comment is wrong on purpose lol
FunFact:The comment on top of me is wrong
FunFact:I alrady lost 1 minutes of existance
FunFact:I really dont know why I wont stop
I like how the EmKay hand in the newer intro flips you off....
Edit: thanks for the likes
Y e a h
Yeah but it does it so fast that youtube doesnt see it
Send that as a gif to a person you hate.
@@girlygirlbutterfly it wanted me to translate what you said
@@RoombaJoomba same
13:00
Does the guy not realize that you can just like... apologize?
"Hello my good sir!"
"I prefer Ma'am"
"Oh, sorry about that! I did not know!"
It's like... really freaking easy to say sorry for something like that...
He's looking for an excuse to portray transgender people as the problem instead of his transphobia.
@@alchemysaga3745 oh I know. It's just fun to poke holes in the arguments of bigots
I'm a gay guy
And when Michael killed the two gay guys I actually went "awwww"
Because he absolutely mutilated those he killed in the movie
But he posed the two gay guys in a loving position of embrace after he murdered them
So the entire "oh no he hates gays" is so dumb
He is a equal oppurtunity killer AND he posed the two love birds together in their last moments instead of mutilating their bodies.
I'm pretty sure that the whole "Michael Myers is homophobic"-thing was just a humorous meme until it got in the hands of humorless journalists who treated it like a serious complaint for the sake of clickbait.
Damn, Michael Myers more empathetic to gay people than many conservatives, and definitely most homophobes.
That is actually kinda wholesome in a twisted way. He may be a murderous monster but he's not heartless
The shape of evil is somehow not homphobic... maybe the homophobes were the true shape of evil.
What a king, love Michael. Also, sup fellow gay
Answer to "why does anyone still live there": It costs money to leave and if you want to revoke citizenship it's like selling an arm and a leg to try.
Also we don’t have money because of our medical bills.
exactly, also, a lot of people in this country have literally no clue what the rest of the world is like and think it's either 900% taxes (Europe etc) or evil totalitarian dictatorships where you get executed for thought crime (the rest of the world) or everyone is starving and living in huts (the poorest parts of the world).
"Come and try some of my food, and I assure you it can be classified as biological warfare" I'm gonna use this
I’m also taking that but I’m changing it from ‘biological warfare’ to Napalm...
"Wonder what its going to be like riding in a car full of those or worried about kids in a school bus powered by these."
Nobody tell op all vehicles already have batteries, and some large deisel engines *have two* (gASP)
Edit: I lost it at "I stopped editing" 😆
you dont run out of gas if you use the ac, actually most gas powered cards used the battery for that so that you can still drive if stuck in 3 hours of traffic. eletric powered cars use the electricity to move so they just get stuck and cause even more jams, and i don't think you can jump start an electric car and anybody can go get gas put in gas canister. this is jusrt peculations but i dont think anybody is gonna buy an extra batterypack just in case the run out of battery.
The problems with electric cars are mostly logistical. If there isn't an additional energy drain, an electric car is really far superior to a gasoline car in a jam, since it doesn't need to idle. But if there's a drain, like AC or heating, there might be a problem. A gasoline car that runs out of gas takes all of five minutes for one guy with a canister to refuel - and even with the lower efficiency, the much higher energy density of gasoline will mean that the conventional car will run out of energy much later than an electric one. And when an electric car runs out of battery, it becomes a very inconvenient dead weight - recharging the battery enough to have a useful amount of range requires a power converter unit (that most cars don't have built in), and either considerable time (optimistically, an hour with the equivalent of a domestic power outlet) or a really powerful power supply. So what you end up needing is a big mobile generator truck, that recharges a few cars an hour at best, piecemeal, and just enough to maybe get them to a charging station. Compare this to a gasoline tanker truck parking at one end of the mass of empty cars, and a line of people with fuel canisters going past it, a person filling up their container every minute, and just walking off to their vehicle with enough gas to travel some fifty to a hundred kilometers.
I do like electric vehicles in principle, but they need some serious thought put into them to solve potential logistical kerfuffles like that.
Yeah, and if someone says that “they are worse for the environment!” Look up Donut’s video on it
@@SeanMirrsen finally someone gets it.
I should also mention that Gasoline/Diesel are less combustible and more stable than, oh I don't know... LITHIUM, LOTS AND LOTS OF LITHIUM.
So the moonlanding was faked but they wanted it to be authentic so they didn't fake it??? Thanks Neil for giving me an existential crisis
…
No, the joke is they went to the moon to fake the landing.
@@adamchmielewski6162 get this but I knew that
They actually went to the moon but forgot the camera so they had to re-shoot it on Earth.
@@renakunisaki xD That's a good one, I like that!
5:50 I love how they specified WOMEN and CHILDREN with children underlined like "THEY EVEN KILLED THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN" makes a bit of sense since yaknow, guys make up most of military forces and children are... Kids but then it's like "EVEN THE WOMEN GET COLD AND THE KIDS"
Making someone choose between their Nobel prize or their medical bills is basically america health care in a nutshell.
Hey did you know that cans, like pop cans, have *tabs* that you are supposed to use to open them? My friend didn’t. They used a can opener and complained to me about how it would spray everywhere so they had to put the cans in the sink first. So I asked them what the tab was for, and I *saw* things click. And then the look of shame and regret of all the past can-openings. The definition of r/facepalm lol
Oh my god.
As always,this subreddit is sure to make me exhausted and ready for bed.
Because nothing tires you out more than seeing something incomprehensibly idiotic occuring when it has no real reason to occur
7:17 Jack screaming "society"" there is hilarious lol
**robot rock plays**
Ngl Jack’s intro had me going “Oooo ooooh *let’s burn the palm trees.”*
when he said palmtree's with face the first thing that came to mind was alolan exeggutor lol
Thought I'd lift your spirits with a quick story:
Context my brother is 11 and has special needs
He came home one day and was talking about his friend and he says 'yeah she's really cool but sometimes she's a girl and sometimes she's a boy and sometimes she isn't etheir but today she was a girl' not once did he question their identity and any time after that, when he talked about them he always used the correct pronouns even though they weren't in the room
Even though he didn't understand the concept of gender fluid (or trans/non binary) he still respected their pronouns
context: on the first day of kindergarten one of my friends who had just met me apparently went home to his dad and said '' so i met this kid who is a girl but really a boy'' and his dad just lost it , was allegedly hilarious
literally just call trans/fluid/binarruuiikjjjjjmmmmmmmmpo people "it"
Almost like it's mostly cultural upbringing that causes people to reject this and there's no actual problem with people being themselves.
You have a great brother!
dear mornons. I'm sure trans folks won't be offended if you straight up ask "What pronouns should i use?"
WAT IS A MORNON
@@p0p7art WJAT IS A WAT
(this will go on forever)
@@datcap6289 Whtt is A WJAT?
@@damnbro6017 HWAT IS A WHTT?
@@StevieTDPHAT SI A WHTT
I personally think that a starving person would be much more happy with a bag of groceries than a bag of guns and ammo.
Well, in an apocolypse I would prefer the guns. Being able to defend yourself is better than having food, unless you go several months without...
14:34, yes, size does matter, cause if it’s to big you end up with an infection in your cervix-
Yeowch, sounds painful
"This has got to be an old article"
The posting time in the corner: *Am I a joke to you?*
Nothing like finishing an Enkay video to then realize a new one has been posted
7:00 The poster was so anti-electric car, they forget that batteries like that are already in non-electric vehicles now. You could go to auto zone right now and get a battery almost exactly like that.
The sad thing about Korea is that we would try and give them food, but Kim would most likely reject it, saying that "They are find, and do not need help", and tell the citizens the outside world doesn't care ):
Checks out, especially after he consumed the 860mill tons of missing food himself!
As a Korean - from the slightly less hungry half - I can confirm this is 100% true. Both of you
fun fact about that fossil post: scientists CAN accurately figure out what the animal looked like... through more fossils. Bones aren't necesarrily the only things that fossilize, they're just the easiest to do so. With other types of fossils (analyzing the imprint of a feather and whatever it left behind, recreating larynxes from imprints, fossils that formed around the creature and held their shape while the body decayed) it's possible to not only know the exact shape of an animal, but also its color, how it sounded, and even subtle things like its interactions with the world (there have been cases of fossilized spider webs)
don't quote me on any of this tho, I'm not a scientist, I just have approximate knowledge of many things.
The answer to talking to transgenders, use the pronoun that comes to mind first and if they correct you, then use the one they tell you. It’s that simple and interestingly it can be simplified as ‘getting to know people’
as a transgender person, you are correct /gen
And as said in the video, when you're talking _to_ a person, at least in English, you're not using gendered pronouns.
That's actually good to know
I use mate at first to ask for pronouns.
12:50 the worst part is that you don’t even have to assume, you can just ask. Idk why transphobes make that such a big point, like- oh, you don’t like these people because you can never tell what to call them? ASK. THEM. Unless you’re rude about it people won’t get offended if you just ask
@Jay Harv28 I can assure you that number is far, far smaller than the number of transphobes that use that as a defense.
@Jay Harv28 I guess there might be some trans folks that get genuinely offended, but I think it actually has more to to with their trauma and the anxiety about the way they present themselves and how other people perceive them, rather than their ego. Being misgendered can be really hurtful and painful. It's good manners to just ask the person how they want to be addressed if you're unsure.
They're probably afraid of getting canceled.
"Why does anyone live there?" We can't afford to leave. And even if we can, we're still required to pay/file taxes to the US every year unless we somehow qualify for special tax credits and exclusions. It's stupid.
"How can we arrest him if he won't read the law?"
Uh
"Ignorance of the law is no excuse"
It helps to assume Jack is being sarcastic, even if he sounds serious.
It it was a joke
Wooosh
That guy was literally the "This sign won't stop me because I can't read!" meme.
Emkay:[uploads]
Me:[Clicks on it as fast as flash]
15:15 "Foods aren't weapons."
People with food allergies: x_x
1:44
If Elon actually gave his money away to everyone on the planet, everyone would get 28 dollars.
Okay, I'll take it.
28 dollars is enough to buy a video game
@@Traffic_Cone2010 In what world? games are like 60 bucks.
@@InsomniacDoggo it depends on the game rly
@@InsomniacDoggo I know of games way cheaper than 28 dollars
9:18 KFC
K: Kentucky
F: fried
C: chicken
CHICKEN Its a bloody restaurant made for eating chicken
My face absolutely loathes this thread
yes
my eyes rolled back so many times that I think I'm blind....holy hell
I'm so tired of walking on egg shelves...the eggs fall off, smash onto the ground, and they're a nightmare to clean up.
12:01 You know it's bad when even an AUSTRALIAN is concerned for what we have to live with. At least Rockfish kill you, rather than bankrupting you and letting debt do the deed for them.
2:08
I just finished talking with a friend about getting a SINGLE image done that contains twelve individual characters, and confirmed plans.
Yeah, I felt a little sticker shock, but she's a fantastic artist, and I will be rather proudly paying her the $600 we agreed to. Frankly, it's a steal given how hard she works.
People who say an entire fucking retail book for $150 is too much are truly the lowest of scum.
There are people who think they should have it for free, so no, there are lower scums
I would argue that a bangin grilled cheese sandwich is 10 times as cool as a gun
I like how every time I watch these type of videos I somehow lose more of my faith in humanity that I didn't even know I had
12:10
Why-
Why do you need to use their pronouns to ask them something..?
“Hey, we were wondering when our food was going to be coming out? It’s been a bit long”
“Oh, we’re a bit understaffed this shift so the food is taking a bit longer! We’re sorry!”
“Oh, ok! Thanks!”
HEY WOMAN/MAN/OTHER, are you telling me you don’t start every conversation by shouting “HEY (GENDER)!”? Smh
Jack + Facepalm = best combo
especially if Jack IS the facepalm....
2:21 my dear Jack, $150 is CHEAP
My old art teacher still does illustrations for children's book, and can go for over $300 for a 20-page book (mostly because of how detailed they are)
It takes TIME and MONEY to make these things man :(
You should see the hippo skeleton It’s re-creation is terrifying
I was like "but what's the problem with KFC not having a meat-free options"... i need to go outside more
I’m pretty sure some people just do it for the media attention. She probably isn’t even vegetarian/vegan. Lmao.
Also, (assuming she’s in the US or another country with the *new* recipe rather than the traditional one) WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO EAT AT KFC?
5:40 It because a battery in a car can hold like 2-3 hours, that what he is talking about.
As a moroccan i can confirm we use charity donations for the internet and we live in tents
12:40 omg it’s almost as if there’s this sentence… this sentence where you say “what are your pronouns”
14:20 this guy is the literal embodiment of hot dog water
"We knew that we wanted to do something healthy, and we knew that we wanted to do something that was unique and innovative," Said Josh Brownlow...the co-founder of Pop Zero...the plant-based popcorn... 'Ey yo, somebody gonna tell him, or should I? I got a clue-by-four on stand by, just tell me when! XD
1:23, With your calculations, he would be giving 1 billion dollars to a group of 1 billion people,
1 billion ÷ 1 billion = 1
So he would be giving 1 dollar to each person on earth(for those who did not understand)
Thanks for doing the math, I don't bother and always sucked at it. But even if every person on earth actually got a billion dollar, we would still have poverty and just very high inflation
You DO know there's more that 1B people in the world. RIGHT.
10:16 My classmate was speaking out loud during a false alarm school lockdown which really makes you think about how weird and chaotic society is.
16:08 that should also belong on r/whooooosh
9:38 Fun fact- In the UK (not sure about other places) most KFC stores fry their fries in the same oil as their popcorn chicken. This means that the fries are not vegetarian or vegan safe, and can cause them (especially those who are vegan/vegetarian for medical reasons) to be ill
Imagine going to a vegan restaurant, demanding meat..
4:23 fun fact, door handles like that work both by pushing them down and lifting them up, so the people inside were not actually trapped
It depends on the type, some don’t open if you lift them up. Also they were inside and couldn’t reach the outside handle, and not all doors have the internal handle also move the external one. Also, since they were inside, they couldn’t see what was blocking it, only knowing that they couldn’t get out, so they were indeed trapped
this is me when
That moving out to Alaska post just made me lost a lot of braincells... RIP...
6:10 I SWEAR THATS NY LOCAL COSTCO!!!
Who offered to illustrate an ENTIRE CHILDREN'S BOOK for just $150??? I need to hire that person for... something... ANYTHING!
Fun fact: You forgot to lock your door, you should go do that
Thank you
Yo, tysm, i really did bro
@Tommy Gaming 🅥 can u dont
oh yeah thanks
.....
2:10 i did some research and a project can cost anywhere between 90-400 bucks so 150 dollars is a pretty good deal, and picture books have around 28 pages not including the boring mumbo jumbo at the front and back of the book so assuming every page has an illustration, that's about 5 dollars per illustration
6:30 - i mean, kids tried to do that when they saw marry poppins.
My face palm moment is when I do something and immediately procrastinate after 1 second on the job
'Why would you use a pronoun' one is assuming that the english language was used. That can be far from the truth. Some languages are more focused on gender than english (yes, even speaking directly to someone). Moreover, in some cultures using sir/madam while refering to strangers is a must.
They were clearly an American though.
I got a Fortnite ad at 6:36. Great timing Fortnite, you really did yourself a favor there /sar
Fun Fact: most don’t enjoy living in America, we have to be here because of our family living here. Trust me when I say this, we’re all trying to become Canadian.
6:19 When I was younger, I would've done the same thing while trying to pretend to do the Mary Poppins thing
**facepalms**
**facepalms your facepalm**
Mr. King Dice. Love that I just realized the tune after all this time!!!
Thank you for the love and laughs
The one about Manon Garcia is exactly why feminist scholarship is absolute bs in western nations
3:00 he be like "what do humans keep in their shelve?? I think this bbq sauce can do the work"
“Their kinda like palms with faces”
You’re doing great sweetie
The pizza box one is more of a joke than actual instructions. Like how Domino’s has the “place hands here” thing on the bottom of their boxes.
5:19 legit just forgot about batteries, boomers i swear.
Spy:this is a vidoo
Solider:dear gog
Spy:there is more
Splider:noooo
I like the reference but please spell things right!
Its a good day when emkay posts something
7:05 Though if a lithium battery catches fire, you’re screwed. Not to mention the amount of environmental damage being done by lithium production is more damaging than any petroleum car will do in its lifetime
Who’s watched him before Robin was here like in 2018 r/
nostalgic
6:20 I tried that when I was a kid too. Decades before Fortnite. (Wasn't dumb enough to do it from a height that would cause broken limbs though.)
9:17 No non-meat options at KFC? I could quite happily eat just chips, potato'n'gravy and coleslaw! Yum!
15:58 That's a lame misquote. The real joke goes like this: NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to film a fake moon landing, but he's such a perfectionist that he insisted on filming on location.
3:32 shouldn't be here... It should be at r/murdered bywords
6:46 Literally every single car and truck on the road today has at least one of those. And that's not the type of battery used for the high voltage, because you'd need a lot of them for an electric car.
As a car guy and mechanic, I find this twice as stupid.
0:33 What is she doing giving tips to people?
12:21 say what you think is right and they will correct you if your wrong then just apologise if you are wrong then use the correct one in that situation
Robin said it better 3:26
To be fair, if Kim Jong Un would eat 10% less, a tenth of the citizens could have a decent meal.
0:42 so they hired her to explain how to domestic violence?
I love palm trees that grow faces, it’s how I got my face
Lol didn't everyone jump off the roof with and umbrella or a plastic bag parachute as a kid? No... Just me then... Ok
My anxiety prevented me from doing anything
first
choco im inside your home you didnt lock the doors
second i broke my leg thatway
@@isappycracks you are right I didn't lock the door. But I'm not home alone
I did it from short heights first to test it out. It’s called the scientific method
@@teathesilkwing7616 oooo... I wasn't that smart
That first one just hits different
Fun fact: nobody has finished watching this video yet 😏
Unless I skip to the end 🧠
Ur 1 second later then my comment
Shut up and take my up vote.
I'm still on the 3:12 mark...
aAAGGHGH- go to hell
in an electric car you’re actually wayyy better off in a long traffic jam, the batteries are so big that the heating/cooling would take at least about 48 hours on max to fully drain the battery, plus if you’re sat still then you basically use no power,
Fun fact: That Michael Myers homophobic thing was a joke. Like it was a meme similar to Pennywise being homophobic meme. Ppl weren't serious and BBC be acting like ppl are actually offended.
I was watching this right before going to bed. Now there's an image of a triceratops with fluffy ears going around in my mind, thanks 😄