Biggest Problem in the Universe

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 พ.ย. 2024
  • VOTE ON THE PROBLEMS: BiggestProblem.... | SUPPORT THE SHOW: / biggestproblem
    As Bezos and Zuckerberg take over the planet, you may be asking yourself, are they truly doing this for our best interest? Or are these maniacs gaslighting and lovebombing us like a helpless woman? At least the crown act means we can wear whatever hair we want when slaving away in the Amazon mines. And the somaform will keep us good and sexless, for the good of the asexual revolution. VIVA GOOGLE!
    Dick's Problems:
    Laws That Make You Lie
    Asexuality
    Vito's Problems
    The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords
    Asexuality
    Show Links:
    ►VOTE: biggestproblem....
    ►PATREON: / biggestproblem
    ►ITUNES: apple.co/3AG4fGG
    ►GOOGLE PLAY: bit.ly/3jSP32e
    Dick Links:
    ►PATREON: / thedickshow
    ►THE DICK SHOW: thedickshow.com
    ►MERCH: shop.dick.show/
    ►TWITTER: / thecoomunist
    ►TWITCH: / labasedcomedian
    Vito Links:
    ►CHANNEL 1: / vito
    ►CHANNEL 2: / vitotwo
    ►PATREON: / thevitoshow
    ►TWITCH: / thevitoshow
    ►MERCH: killdozer.indus...
    ►TWITTER: / italianxcomedy

ความคิดเห็น • 46

  • @petty5709
    @petty5709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "I don't know how to keep living on this Earth,"
    -Vito, after voting for this to happen.

  • @ericm1839
    @ericm1839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I need to sue that strip club because all the strippers love bombed me into spending all my money

  • @nicbates
    @nicbates 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Omg. I fucking cried I laughed so hard at this damn episode. I've been married 11 years and am only now realizing WTF I've never been love bombed and it's bullshit. Being love bombed sounds awesome. Where's my gifts and shit? Now I'm depressed and need two slices of cheesecake. Thanks fellas.

  • @stormtroopavk81
    @stormtroopavk81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's not just white women who touch hair. I have a huge beard and black women want to touch it all the time. Not just acquaintances, but literally random strangers in the city.

  • @dicemm5544
    @dicemm5544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:56 There were never simpler times. Just simpler motivations.

  • @itsameyoshio
    @itsameyoshio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I'm starting my own law firm, Dreads & Locks" - I LOL'ed

  • @mysticmarbles
    @mysticmarbles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man: “I’m asexual.”
    Translation: “This is how I cope with being a failure at dating.”
    Woman: “I’m asexual.”
    Translation: “I’m a gold digger looking for a man too meek to ask anything of me.”
    Trans Person: “I’m asexual.”
    Translation: “Being trans has become too mainstream and I desperately need to feel special.”

    • @prestons9305
      @prestons9305 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy shit

    • @slappydoodle
      @slappydoodle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

  • @pdbq7022
    @pdbq7022 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's the punchline @1:27:30? I don't get it.

  • @KaijuTurtle
    @KaijuTurtle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    29:38 funniest shit I seen all week

  • @spacersam8570
    @spacersam8570 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man the guy shit talking the easy mode guys forgot that the people complaining probably don’t have friends

  • @eldrazo6325
    @eldrazo6325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is Vito italian?

  • @dagrumpz8661
    @dagrumpz8661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love it when Vito argues with the voicemail. 😂😂

  • @ericm1839
    @ericm1839 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Replacing bone density in swimming is the dumbest argument. Swimming is one of the few sports that doesnt increase bone density by virtue of doing it

  • @termiterasin
    @termiterasin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fix the TSA and black women hair problems by staffing the TSA with nothing but hot white women. Now you get to be felt up by hot women, and they get to feel black womens hair all day

  • @Back_To_Pray
    @Back_To_Pray 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    51:19

  • @harrylimeracketeer
    @harrylimeracketeer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:02:38 anyone know the episode of The Dick Show where he talks about how women hate water/getting wet? I can’t find the clip and it’s driving me crazy.

    • @harrylimeracketeer
      @harrylimeracketeer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scratch that. Found it.
      th-cam.com/video/LfxBBesvUZY/w-d-xo.html

    • @jamesother269
      @jamesother269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      67

  • @raywombat
    @raywombat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Howdy Frens