just passing by I wanna like your comment SUPER BAD, but it already has 666 likes and I don't wanna ruin that number!!! LMAO XD So instead, I subscribed to you. :)
tana: i found out he was cheating on me with like 20 other girls also tana: proceeds to probably fake date jake paul who cheated on both of his fake ex gfs but ok
I'll say it, "barely legal" is a huge selling point when it comes to young women, so tbh, I'm pretty sure it's meant to have people think of THAT first off.
alright lads welcome back to my channel if you are new here my name’s tom harlock and I do not have an intro, but I do have an mtv reality show, it’s 30 seconds long and airs twice a year (ps thank u for 800k!!)
only girls in LA who aren’t from there look the same 😩 they’re getting work done to look like each other then complain about the LA beauty standards lmao
Honestly yeah LA girls come in all shapes, shades, and fashion bc that's what happens when its a city where minorities (incl white minorities like Russians) make up the majority and there are loads of subcultures. Shame the media doesn't show the dazzling array of humanity that LA has to offer. Effing loved being able get polish donuts for breakfast, a bomb burrito for lunch, and eat at an irish pub for dinner all the same day.
@@JaiFlame "White minorities like Russians?" Russians are only a minority outside of Russia, one of the largest nations in the world. And if we're going to start labelling ethnicities by their country of origin then African-American people are literally a majority of the U.S., since very few of us know *exactly* the country of origin of ancestors.
MTV 1991: Premiers Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit thereby deeply affecting an entire generation of teenagers and young adults MTV 2019: Tana Mongoose lol idk😂
"TH-camrs are not talented but we are brimming with personality, and companies will see that and use youtubers to tap into a demographic they haven't yet dominated." In the most fyi, deadpan tone is 👌👌
When she announced this she hyped it up SO much. She was calling herself a reality tv star and even changed her name on twitter to “mtv reality star” or something along those lines. ...And it turns out it didn’t even air on mtv. It was on their youtube page. I - 😑
@@tom_harlock laugh all u want but if you ever find yourself in dire straits PULL OUT THAT CAMERA AND ROAST ME (say uWu and i'll throw in an extra £10)
What’s the point of giving a vlogger a reality show? Like them vlogging is their reality and it’s actually the same product value of tanas videos right now so why?? I-
Okay I spent the first 5 minutes of this thinking she was Lele Pons bc they’re both blonde, irrelevant, and problematic and it wasn’t until I realized that this girl wasn’t speaking in a LaTiNõ accent that I realized that they were in fact 2 different people
Same. I'm 22 and some kid asked me which middle school I go to while I was walking home from work. (my house is near the highschool so you see them around in the afternoon)
Coming from a 23 year old “girl” (woman), I probably would wear her merch. If it was free... but I wear a lot of stuff if it was free. So it probably doesn’t say much
its all the fillers and makeup, if she stopped the fillers and went a little lighter on makeup shed look her age fo sure. if u look at anyone who gets that crap done it ages you
@just a slytherin hades child am 14 and i had a problem like this were i would cry because of groaing older when i was literally 9 years old ... it was mainly cause of my parents either way now thankfully i don't... aging really is normal and beutiful as well as graceful and u are very young fresh as a daisy and beautiful but that doesnt mean u will loss ur sparkle when ur older remian youthful at heart u will be young forever 💖🍃
The only scary thing is the bills you have to pay and the debt you go into, and she doesn’t have to worry about that, so I don’t know what she’s scared of. 🙄
Yeah turning 18 is more significant because that’s when you’re considered an adult an America. 21 just means you can drink legally and everyone already drinks so it’s not that big a deal ? Kinda an odd angle for a show
Dude Tana turns like what 23 this year? I just turned 18 this year and I thought my life was a mess because I took a year off of school to look after my mental health but Tana makes me feel sane and stable
I was just about to sleep and accidently hit the TH-cam app button and before I could close it the first thing I saw was the thumbnail of this video 😂 now I can't go to sleep knowing you uploaded a video
I was like where do I recognize this face and I realized you look like the possible love child between Klaus and Hayley, these two characters from the show The Originals lol
Someone tell me why Tom doesn’t have more subscribers, like seriously his videos are actually the best. Gone from Alfie deyes and Zoe sugg to Tom Harlock 😂😂
the real question is why *you* don’t have a reality show
I would binge watch the fuck out of that.
Bc he probably spends most of his time home alone being bitter about internet stuff 🤷🏼♀️
heh heh agreed!!!!!
I feel like Tom's reality show lies somewhere between Skins and The British (better) Inbetweeners.
He’s too fucking good for that
"This video isn't meant to talk about Tana's past mistakes...its about her current ones" 💀💀💀
same
"and for once, I'm not talking about her hair:
Tom Harlock should go on a tour where he sits on stage and just trash talks everyone and everything. I’d pay good money to see that.
Well it will be better than both sister tour and Tana con tbh
Omg, yes. I would actually go, and I rarely ever go to any shows when people are on tour.
@julia siwiec i would love to experience that
Even If Its Me Lmfaoo
Sandralee Kitshoff agreed
Completely out of context but , Tom looks REALLY good when he laughs. That’s all I have to say
facts
He looks really good when he just exists
just passing by
I wanna like your comment SUPER BAD, but it already has 666 likes and I don't wanna ruin that number!!! LMAO XD
So instead, I subscribed to you. :)
Alicia Skinner that’s awesome , I subscribed back 👍
@@cyberbxarb Aw, you're too nice. I don't post anything, but I still really appreciate it. Thanks, dude! Happy Friday! :D
“Modern day Chernobyl” is the only acceptable description of Tanacon
I would describe it as the Rolling Stones at Altamont if the Rolling Stones didn't show up.
That's a little offensive
... To Chernobyl of course
The most apt way I’v heard it described!
i died at that line 😄
Your being mean to Tana, I'm calling PETA.
ffs hahahhha
Omg
YES
the “your” is the cherry on top lmao frame this and put it in a museum lads
**snort**
Tom struggling to say Tana’s last name is a forever mood
I know it's adorable. I've never been able to figure out her last name either but I've never had to say it out loud. Totally relatable.
Mon-gew. I think that’s how you pronounce it.
I prefer idubbbz pronunciation,tana mongoose.when there are multiples tana's it's tana mongeese.
le duck it’s pronounced more like ‘mon-joe’ but i don’t know exactly how to phonetically type it out to explain.
its pronounced “mojo”
I can't believe I'm older than tana.
Not trying to drag anyone but she looks and sounds like she's pushing late thirties
Same I'm the 23 y/o she's scared of wearing her clothing line lol
And I look 18 *cries*
I'm turning 30 and she legit looks older than me
@@alias201 yes!!! She easily looks 35
@@alias201 same, I turn 30 this month and she looks easily 8-10 years older than me
all the work she had done has really aged her
I can’t believe she’s only 21? I thought she was like 30
taylor Bruhn because she’s been acting 21 since she was 14
taylor Bruhn ikr she looks like she’s going on 40
Looks 30, acts 16.
The fact that tana is only now supposed to be allowed to drink is a big yikes.
Her face aged some much in the last 4 years
tana: i found out he was cheating on me with like 20 other girls
also tana: proceeds to probably fake date jake paul who cheated on both of his fake ex gfs but ok
And married him
JANE CENTUAR But has admitted it’s not legally binding...
Tom: “What have we learned from episode one?”
Me: “That there should not be an episode two.”
why the hell are there no comments but almost 4K likes
dig bick • 7 years ago this post is very cut and dry, it could be the perfect post
😂
can we talk about how the billboard said tana is “legal” but like, 18 is legal in the US, the only thing she’s legal for now is drinking and gambling
Exactly, and she was probably already doing those things anyway
@@queencleopatra007 Haha. I was literally thinking the same thing....
You're fully legal at 25 because you can legally rent a car.
I'll say it, "barely legal" is a huge selling point when it comes to young women, so tbh, I'm pretty sure it's meant to have people think of THAT first off.
Hear me out... starting to think that Tom's intro really IS that he doesnt have an intro! i know, crazy
Phil's emo quiff that’s one *CONSPIRACY THEORY* I don’t believe silly silly
Don't lie. I'm not in a emotional state to hear this. *Crying*
what on this green earth...
But that’s just a theory
nah y'all wildin
"What's wrong with Tana Mango's MTV reality show?"
It exists
666th like
Feels right for this comment 😂
“TH-camrs aren’t talented”
Unless you’re Tom Harlock
damn girl you're really out here being a bigger fan of tom harlock than tom harlock himself, that takes a lot of dedication
sayonarashadow wait am i dumb or was that sarcasm cause every fan of an influencer is a bigger fan than they are of themselves
@@olive-gy2rt have you seen tom's ego its bigger than any love his subscribers could supply him with
"My humble opinion" Tom literally the last word anyone would use to describe you is humble and you know that
hahahaha u right u right
alright lads welcome back to my channel if you are new here my name’s tom harlock and I do not have an intro, but I do have an mtv reality show, it’s 30 seconds long and airs twice a year (ps thank u for 800k!!)
will be getting on that asap ☕️
what’s it called i can’t wait to watch it
‘tom turns in his grave’
Tom Harlock ooh deathly
Tom Harlock bit early with the 800k
only girls in LA who aren’t from there look the same 😩 they’re getting work done to look like each other then complain about the LA beauty standards lmao
For real!
Honestly yeah LA girls come in all shapes, shades, and fashion bc that's what happens when its a city where minorities (incl white minorities like Russians) make up the majority and there are loads of subcultures. Shame the media doesn't show the dazzling array of humanity that LA has to offer. Effing loved being able get polish donuts for breakfast, a bomb burrito for lunch, and eat at an irish pub for dinner all the same day.
THANK YOU
@@JaiFlame "White minorities like Russians?" Russians are only a minority outside of Russia, one of the largest nations in the world. And if we're going to start labelling ethnicities by their country of origin then African-American people are literally a majority of the U.S., since very few of us know *exactly* the country of origin of ancestors.
THANK YOOOUUU i'm from LA and I don't look like Tana loll quite the opposite
when I read the title I was like, “I’m sorry, her what now?”
why?? what happend !
Noorlina Beauty im assuming @nova didn’t know that tana had an mtv series
MTV 1991: Premiers Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit thereby deeply affecting an entire generation of teenagers and young adults
MTV 2019: Tana Mongoose lol idk😂
dum, dum, dum, *another one of my brain cells bites the dust*
I'm dying
I love your profile pic!! Dink fam and mr meebles forever
kevinwatchoutforthelight yes beeeeech❤️❤️❤️
Chronicles of Nadia and another one’s gone , and another one’s gone , another brain cell bites the dust lol
"TH-camrs are not talented but we are brimming with personality, and companies will see that and use youtubers to tap into a demographic they haven't yet dominated." In the most fyi, deadpan tone is 👌👌
Yes I absolutely loves this statement because generally it is so painfully true.
"first things first tana turns 20? Jesus christ gal look like she's 35" 😭😭😭😭
Definitely agreed until I knew how she acts normally 😬
i feel like hes kinda of like a youtube simon cowell, love him
but actually smart lmao Simon has no sense
Just w/ less bs
People who should have a reality show:
-Tom Harlock
-Tom
-Harlock
people who should have a reality show:
•not tana mongo
people who should have a reality show:
-the smiths
@@eztheegg8147 excluding morissey, right?
@@eztheegg8147 or do you mean will smith and his family SJSKJSJS
King
To be pissed at someone for being an hour late for an Instagram photoshoot when tana doesnt show up to half the events shes planned is rich
Can I watch 30 seconds of Tana's reality show? No
Can I watch all 17 minutes of Tom dragging Tana's reality show? *Oh yes*
“I’ve spat all over my leg in stress” - Tom Harlock 2019
Five seconds in and the video is perfect and filled with sarcasm already
his always are, welcome to the family.
Is it?
TH-cam recommended me to your lele pon book reaction and ive been here since binge watching your vids, loves ❤️
I came from that same video, algorithm must be fond of it
same
Same
me tooooooooo
001129sm rt
tom harlock most definitely owns a bts stan account on twt
his stan account has a suga profile picture, and the handle is @/yoongislefttoe
@Emily he just always plays bts music in his outro and stuff but he's really lowkey abt it
def writes fan fics and edits some au’s
Shrekboi 62 LMAO i can imagine it
twitter?
Anyone noticed that Tana and Emma Chamberlain have the exact same voice
please recreate one of her apologies or a storytime
One of her *multiple* apologies lmao
Her video about the n-word was a joke in in of itself.
Eager Turtle oop-
When she announced this she hyped it up SO much. She was calling herself a reality tv star and even changed her name on twitter to “mtv reality star” or something along those lines.
...And it turns out it didn’t even air on mtv. It was on their youtube page.
I - 😑
Oof that Emma chamberlain comparison was spot on. I’m embarrassed for whatever 22yr old intern that edits this show
I'm not. Intern at MTV? Aint so bad for a 22 year old.
I feel like Tana's mojo is inspired by an eighth of Ashley Tisdale's "Sharpay Evans" personality
who tf names there kid sharpie -
This is absolutely correct 😂
Okay but I lowkey thought you were making fun of her name when I first read this and had to buck up real quick
@@callio2463 I was trying to hahahahahaa
@@callio2463 I was trying to hahahahahaa
No one:
No one at all:
Tom: Tana Mongo
@@isabelli8123 whats it mean
@@mermaidmoongoddess it means something like "dumbass"
"I've actually hung out with jordan a couple of times"
Sis, we know what that means
Tea 💪🙊
So what that means, don’t be shy...
He’s straight
Aisha girl, okay sis but 1) it was a joke and 2) how do you know that lmao
Loll this was what I thought
forgot tanner mongoose was a thing for a bit ngl
Best comment😪👏🏾
god I wish that was me
I liked this comment because of ‘Tanner Mongoose’
@@skywest8811 wait not because of my quirky personality? :(
hey sis what's tea i can definitely pretend that’s why if it’s going to help you sleep:)
“This has been edited by someone who has watched far too many Emma Chamberlain videos” 💀
I’m still not over the fact that she hyped up a TH-cam series that damn much
loving that Tom tucks his untuckable hair behind his ears
I thought Tana was like 28 skdjiebsjswj
Same she looks closer to 30 than 20 .
Lmaoo nooo 🤣😂
Forreal. I really can’t fathom how I’m older than her.
@@vanessa-dr4zw hell no it's the fillers
@@nectarshrub It's probably both
I love when your deadpan turns into uncontrollable laughter.
id pay u *british pound sign* 80 to insult me for 5 mins
£ thank u copy + paste
Hahahahahuaa
££££££££££££££
@@tom_harlock laugh all u want but if you ever find yourself in dire straits PULL OUT THAT CAMERA AND ROAST ME (say uWu and i'll throw in an extra £10)
@soyaa u know what sonya you're hitting me right where it hurts!!!! Right in my shitty android and it's inability to produce symbols!!!
What’s the point of giving a vlogger a reality show? Like them vlogging is their reality and it’s actually the same product value of tanas videos right now so why?? I-
I just left jeffee star for Tom and I’m so glad I did
you know you can like both,right??
jeffee 😎 awesome job bud
Mr. Wooosh your jokes i think she meant leave his video that she was watching before this
You should leave him permanently
Dayja Flowers agreed
“I never expected 20,000 people to show up (to a free convention with A list TH-cam creators)!”
yes daddy feed my empty soul with content
Okay I spent the first 5 minutes of this thinking she was Lele Pons bc they’re both blonde, irrelevant, and problematic and it wasn’t until I realized that this girl wasn’t speaking in a LaTiNõ accent that I realized that they were in fact 2 different people
Like when I can't tell Justin from Miley until Miley starts twerking and sticking her tongue out. So that ONE is Miley!
I haven’t watched the video, but I agree to EVERYTHING already
LISTEN
SHE IS 21
I'M TWENTY TWO AND PEOPLE OUTSIDE MISTAKING ME FOR BEING A MID/HIGHSCHOOLER
Same. I'm 22 and some kid asked me which middle school I go to while I was walking home from work. (my house is near the highschool so you see them around in the afternoon)
I’m 34 and I’m still asked if I’m in high school 🥴 I graduated in 2004 lol
Lmao "Oohh it looks like the first alien from Area 51 has escaped."
*Illuminati music plays*
That's the intro song from the x-files...
I was 💀
I'm 30 in June and, on my entire family, I've never laughed the way I did over this
"Tana's only twenty? Geez gal looks 35" I'm crying this is so true 🤣🤣
Wtf is scary about turning 21 with money? Try moving to California with no money and one suitcase. And I still wouldn’t say “scary”
Tana scolding some dude on the phone for being late and irresponsible has got to be the most ironic thing ever
Tom I appreciate your sacrifice of brain cells for our entertainment. 🙏
Coming from a 23 year old “girl” (woman), I probably would wear her merch. If it was free... but I wear a lot of stuff if it was free. So it probably doesn’t say much
ooo looks like the first alien from area 51’s escaped 💀
👏👏👏👏😂💀
The pan to her forehead had me deceased
I also noticed that your outro has BTSs music on it HAHAHAJSKSKSKSKSKS
San Shine ☺️☺️☺️
Her show looks like it has the budget of a bag of peanuts.
unsalted peanuts
Just like her “goody bag” budget for tanacob then 😂😂😂
Abigail Ninkranz about the price of a bad condom😂
highkey you’re one of the funniest people ive ever watched
another video to show to my dad in hopes i can figure out the secret of making him laugh the way tom gets him to laugh
“Im actually just telling them how we..are.. falling in love *awkward make out*”
jesus christ gal looks 35😂
Ok, so sorry that I'm late but lowkey when Tom laughs he is so cute
big faxx
oh thank god now i don't have to give it clicks
tom in this video looks so alpha i am scared
I wouldve never thought that she’s younger than me, wtf has she rlly just turned 21
Same. I'm 25 and I thought FOR SURE she was like 27 or 28... Welp!
She's now the same age as me and I don't know how to feel about it.
yes, she's only 2NE1
hmtxr omg 😂
its all the fillers and makeup, if she stopped the fillers and went a little lighter on makeup shed look her age fo sure. if u look at anyone who gets that crap done it ages you
"The first alien from Area 51 escaped"... LMAO..Tom you are so brilliant.
Cat I read that right when he said it
you’re telling me she is not 30?
geez
35 apparently. Dude I thought she was at least 30 also.
Where is your second camera, Tom?!
Tom Harlock uploading? In what universe
“Jordan’s skin looks nice.... that’s all I have to say” -Tom 2k19 😂
omg I had english captions on and every time he said Tana, it would type out as "Tanner" 😂😂
He is a grown up version of Stewie from Family Guy 🙈 I hear Stewie all the time he speaks 😂
I can't unread that
id never look at Tom the same way
Now I can't unhear it
“I’m about to turn 21, and it’s scary as fuck”
It’s not,,
It really isn’t 😂
Other than another year towards your death, 21 isn’t scary. 🦉
@just a slytherin hades child am 14 and i had a problem like this were i would cry because of groaing older when i was literally 9 years old ... it was mainly cause of my parents either way now thankfully i don't... aging really is normal and beutiful as well as graceful and u are very young fresh as a daisy and beautiful but that doesnt mean u will loss ur sparkle when ur older remian youthful at heart u will be young forever 💖🍃
The only scary thing is the bills you have to pay and the debt you go into, and she doesn’t have to worry about that, so I don’t know what she’s scared of. 🙄
Yeah turning 18 is more significant because that’s when you’re considered an adult an America. 21 just means you can drink legally and everyone already drinks so it’s not that big a deal ? Kinda an odd angle for a show
@@hdhdhd-4935 wise words
yall heard it here first folks! you arent allowed to be scared!
Tom: “Make a few genocide jokes then come back to me love”
Me: AHHHHHHH frickity dickity I furiously smashed the like button
I relate to Tom not being able to pronounce Tana’s last name
“Modern day Chernobyl” I’m screaming
I'm here for your professional and humble opinion. ❤
Tell me why he sounds EXACTLY like Lucifer?
Please tell me why
Yup I feel that
how tf do u look better every single video wtf
Dude Tana turns like what 23 this year? I just turned 18 this year and I thought my life was a mess because I took a year off of school to look after my mental health but Tana makes me feel sane and stable
I know I'm late but sweety never feel like a mess for taking mental health seriously. You truly are a warrior and an amazing human being ❤
No shame in taking a year off to focus on you. Your life is just beginning and you have so much to look forward to x
Omg Tom you’ve been on a roll with these videos lately
thank u!!!
Tom Harlock No problem, love you lots xx
Hi Meagan love you to
I don’t think I’ve EVER seen anyone more attractive than Tom in this video and it .. hurts
There’s so much shade in this video and i love it
Love how Tom’s video is longer than Tana’s “reality tv show”
I was just about to sleep and accidently hit the TH-cam app button and before I could close it the first thing I saw was the thumbnail of this video 😂 now I can't go to sleep knowing you uploaded a video
I've gone down a rabbit hole of your videos but honestly, this might be some of the genuinely funniest commentary and I'm here for this
Ok..but you are HONESTLY underrated (my profesional opinion). ö
I was like where do I recognize this face and I realized you look like the possible love child between Klaus and Hayley, these two characters from the show The Originals lol
“Alright Lads” is your intro :) it’s quite impressive
oh you kissed a girl on camera how scandalous 🤭
Erin Mary RIGHT LMAO💀💀
petition to make a reality show for Tom to find where his dad went
sign below
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My favourite part of the show was when Tana realized she was a terrible role model for her fans
last time i was this early jeffree star had eyebrows
Someone tell me why Tom doesn’t have more subscribers, like seriously his videos are actually the best. Gone from Alfie deyes and Zoe sugg to Tom Harlock 😂😂
finally somebody DID REVIEW this mess
Ikr this is great. If you want another reaction Luke Alexander also made videos on the first two episodes and they’re awesome as well. :))
@@stellabella3337 thank you ❤❤
As a 23 year old, I can confirm I won't be wearing Tana's clothing line. I just don't think it'll go with my zimmer frame.