What's wrong with 'Alpha Male' Tutorials?

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    Some men aren't very good at being men, so they watch Alpha Male Tutorials on TH-cam. Today, I take a look to work out exactly what's wrong with 'Alpha Male' Tutorials.
    cheers for watching! please only subscribe, like and comment if you're an alpha x
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  • @tom_harlock
    @tom_harlock  5 ปีที่แล้ว +16245

    sorry it’s 30 minutes guys.... beast mode took control 🤯

    • @katiemartin438
      @katiemartin438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Disgusting

    • @erina7625
      @erina7625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      oh nooo what a shame

    • @morganmanigold5459
      @morganmanigold5459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Wow I’m unsubscribing for this content..... lmao

    • @wateryourplants8111
      @wateryourplants8111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      what an absolute bEaSt

    • @shakes1026
      @shakes1026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Can I just say, Thank you. As a young guy, I appreciate it. I'm not alone!

  • @juno9607
    @juno9607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8185

    “The only time I wear a belt is if it’s around my neck.”
    Wether it’s a kink or suicidal ideation it’s still a mood.

  • @mlwlss
    @mlwlss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6218

    “Bish bash bosh, you’re a bloke!” Is the most British sentence I’ve ever heard

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lmao

    • @lolzohmygod
      @lolzohmygod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Agreeed

    • @evastood4539
      @evastood4539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This needs to be a meme

    • @dylanriles8047
      @dylanriles8047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Megan Lawless me at 16 when I start hrt 😂

    • @sleepysmartboy6287
      @sleepysmartboy6287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dylanriles8047 My next injection I fully intend to play that sentence as I do it.

  • @daniellenicole6680
    @daniellenicole6680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6076

    “So what kind of music are you into?”
    A man, not listening: “Uh, lesbian”

    • @jonathanjoestarwithpluck4930
      @jonathanjoestarwithpluck4930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +605

      daniellenicole I thought you were into American music?

    • @FarhanaKhondaker
      @FarhanaKhondaker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Jonathan Joestar with Pluck you deserve a STATUE 😂

    • @MarillSweatshirt
      @MarillSweatshirt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Bro you're a Linkin Park fan too???

    • @shamoonsaqib
      @shamoonsaqib 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jonathanjoestarwithpluck4930 i cried with happiness XD

    • @sarads7877
      @sarads7877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Does anyone know what music is supposed to be “lesbian music”? Like what bands is this guy referring to, i’m confused

  • @melrian4605
    @melrian4605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2744

    A real alpha male don't take the elevator, a real alpha male throw himself out the window

    • @vcagande7998
      @vcagande7998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      He doesn’t use the stairs he uses the railing and walls to climb upstairs

    • @cenazias3210
      @cenazias3210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Or they get their drone to carry them up the building

    • @kayleec.361
      @kayleec.361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nah they fly on their private jets instead of using an elevator

    • @twinklenikki1997
      @twinklenikki1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂

    • @youssefhamidi8152
      @youssefhamidi8152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣

  • @emuhlee143
    @emuhlee143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9390

    “when i say ‘bad boy’ i don’t mean a terrorist”
    “sorry the instructions weren’t clear enough, i joined al-qaeda” I CANT BREATHEEE

    • @SumaiyaAditi
      @SumaiyaAditi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I cracked up so bad at that part

    • @emuhlee143
      @emuhlee143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Live Tveiten 16:43

  • @lucyslayage
    @lucyslayage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3714

    wilbur soot

    • @mahvishakhtar2392
      @mahvishakhtar2392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Luce G what an *I* *C* *O* *N* *I* *C* comment

    • @stanconnorstan4266
      @stanconnorstan4266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      "Baby I'm no snack at all, baby I'm the whole damn meal."

    • @luciex1975
      @luciex1975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pp on point ahaha

    • @avab1309
      @avab1309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Smoov

    • @lucyslayage
      @lucyslayage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ava B always

  • @afafnoor5490
    @afafnoor5490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7677

    Tom is the offensive part of my brain taking control over me on a bad day

    • @lucijakardum7008
      @lucijakardum7008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Every day*

    • @juno9607
      @juno9607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Mood

    • @idontknowmyname9475
      @idontknowmyname9475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Afaf Noor I’ve never related to anything more

    • @marwaa6562
      @marwaa6562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Afaf Noor it’s the offensive part of the brain on steroids

    • @bradent5008
      @bradent5008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ok fr tho, this video radiates pure hatred and im here for it.

  • @toria0928
    @toria0928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4109

    my top tips for becoming an alpha male:
    1) acquire a female companion
    2) reproduce
    3) form pack from off spring
    4) hunt together and howl at the moon

    • @mariamatedei
      @mariamatedei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Amazing

    • @pawankalyan6203
      @pawankalyan6203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ok lets do it

    • @seisage
      @seisage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      What's hilarious is that the alpha male theory has been debunked so many times and the author of that initial scientific study on wolves later denounced his findings and stated that "alpha males" aren't even a thing in wolf packs lmaooo

    • @topic260
      @topic260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hmm yes very instresting

    • @coolbeans2345
      @coolbeans2345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAO

  • @airconhut
    @airconhut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8262

    As i girl i can comfirm, i DON'T want this.

    • @justdontaskidk302
      @justdontaskidk302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      me too sis

    • @SaraH-jn5db
      @SaraH-jn5db 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      What? As a woman I can assure you I only date alpha males

    • @anxiousperson3325
      @anxiousperson3325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Sara Grace are you ok

    • @HeZna4iMa
      @HeZna4iMa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @@SaraH-jn5db dated 2, had enough , never again

    • @SaraH-jn5db
      @SaraH-jn5db 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@anxiousperson3325 do you know what a joke is

  • @crudlucasconsigliere4084
    @crudlucasconsigliere4084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2583

    "I'm just a boy...and he's just an egg."
    Godangit, that got me.

  • @katie-yk1es
    @katie-yk1es 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2154

    Love that he left his dirty dish in the sink for his gf to clean even tho she also cooked for him SWAGGY

    • @matthewcooper4248
      @matthewcooper4248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Apparently that's what makes girls show their tuppence so

    • @alienelhoncho8648
      @alienelhoncho8648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Matthew Cooper LoL they ain’t our servants

    • @matthewcooper4248
      @matthewcooper4248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Alien El Honcho But... tuppence.

    • @mitskisdaughter9370
      @mitskisdaughter9370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Alien El Honcho RESPECT WOMEN lmao THIS GUY RESPECTS WOMEN 👊🏾

    • @zziaoe6940
      @zziaoe6940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alienelhoncho8648 R 3 S P 3 C C

  • @katiecunningham5
    @katiecunningham5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3601

    the jean jacket? the booties? the ripped jeans? the tucked in shirt? that’s ths bisexual style mate

    • @katesclabassi3857
      @katesclabassi3857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

      As a bisexual who is friends with a bunch of other bisexuals... can confirm

    • @loverboymadita7811
      @loverboymadita7811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      Forget Beast Mode, Bi Mode activated

    • @mercurycures8204
      @mercurycures8204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      As a bi I can also confirm that's how I dress when I don't give a shit but still wanna look okay.

    • @mette9279
      @mette9279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      As a bisexual who literally owns 3 jean jackets, only owns boots and tucks in all her shirts i feel exposed

    • @caitlindixon9825
      @caitlindixon9825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      hes missing the cuffed jeans tho,,, cant forget that lol

  • @orton4life11
    @orton4life11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2180

    "Tiny dumpling of a man" is my new favorite insult.

    • @skyemorris3285
      @skyemorris3285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "Go away you tiny dumpling of a man"

    • @cider490
      @cider490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      sounds like yoongi

    • @Jose-ws9fk
      @Jose-ws9fk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cider490 yoongi is not tiny T_T

    • @cider490
      @cider490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Jose-ws9fkomg he IS. end of discussion.

    • @aisha-bp4iv
      @aisha-bp4iv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jose-ws9fk he's so small he would make an amazing tiny dumpling

  • @hazelhowell1918
    @hazelhowell1918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1606

    YOU DID NOT JUST GET THE SAME SPONSOR AS THIS MAN AFTER FLEXING ON HIM WITH YOUR CALVIN JACKET

    • @louise4778
      @louise4778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love ur name

    • @hazelhowell1918
      @hazelhowell1918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SophieInTheStars aww :,) thank u x

    • @hazelhowell1918
      @hazelhowell1918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      a binch what can i say i’m a hoe for tom harlock

  • @mollyholmebbesen
    @mollyholmebbesen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5191

    The only alpha male energy relevant on TH-cam is Jenna Marbles’ “I want to be tall” video

    • @foreveronmywaytofuckyourbi5567
      @foreveronmywaytofuckyourbi5567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Oh shit you right.

    • @katjohn2402
      @katjohn2402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Cupcake the easter bilby is coming for u now...

    • @emilysyoutubechannel2259
      @emilysyoutubechannel2259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      I’m kinda okay with Jenna Marbles beard-and-cowboy-hat alpha male energy as well

    • @JoeyRivera1
      @JoeyRivera1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Truly the best alpha male energy

    • @splash2849
      @splash2849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *jenna at her keyboard* : “I WANNA BE TAALLL

  • @cheriipasuteru8742
    @cheriipasuteru8742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1925

    "Stop asking permission."
    *Slowly reaches for pepper spray*

    • @lj.853
      @lj.853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      *Quickly grabs pepper spray*

    • @user-nn6mv8jt3i
      @user-nn6mv8jt3i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      *cocks gun*

    • @MahouShoujo-Studios
      @MahouShoujo-Studios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *quickly grabs gl0k*

    • @boingooingo3317
      @boingooingo3317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *Cocks nails*

    • @rebeccawhittington8979
      @rebeccawhittington8979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      *grabs the nearest weapon and turns home into a fortress* "any of you girls want to come to my fortress is more then welcome, just bring some supplies and your favourite dish. Safety in numbers after all"

  • @plazmafields2612
    @plazmafields2612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7075

    Alpha Male? Did you mean "too straight to socialize like a human"?

    • @teenageangstbullshit9523
      @teenageangstbullshit9523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      This comment is scarily accurate.

    • @moonphoebs_
      @moonphoebs_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      Almost too straight too function

    • @princessmiram9994
      @princessmiram9994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Phoebe Jacobs you were a day late. National mean girls day was yesterday

    • @JackedThor-so
      @JackedThor-so 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      When you act this incredibly "straight" you come off as a gay man who desperately needs to come out of the closet.

    • @mori5271
      @mori5271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@JackedThor-so tea

  • @gabbyroach5889
    @gabbyroach5889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2913

    The best insult ever “You tiny dumpling of a man”😂😂😂😂

  • @greyghost5696
    @greyghost5696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2043

    no one:
    absolutely no one:
    tom: SCHTEWPID

    • @tom_harlock
      @tom_harlock  5 ปีที่แล้ว +449

      how tf did u type my accent

    • @greyghost5696
      @greyghost5696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Tom Harlock pure hard work b

    • @RedVelvetRabbit
      @RedVelvetRabbit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@greyghost5696 i feel like all true beasts can master this.

  • @reveluvly
    @reveluvly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    I haaAAATE when they tell men to keep touching women DON’T EVER TOUCH ME PLEASE GOD I’m uncomfy

    • @lj.853
      @lj.853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      "You, me, tacos, pick you up at 9"
      Excuse me did you just have a freaking stroke?!?

    • @MahouShoujo-Studios
      @MahouShoujo-Studios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@lj.853 He just set that date up like he scheduled an appointment with a doctor.

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I'm suprised that there hasn't been a news story about one of these guys getting shot by a girl they keep harassing. It pays to be polite, respectful, and cautious when interacting with strangers because you never know what someone could be carrying. Going up to strangers and touching them or blocking their path of escape without permission is never a good idea, especially if you live in an area where people tend to carry concealed weapons.

    • @antioptimusparty
      @antioptimusparty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@angygremlin4423 thats such an American thing to say... In Europe you'd just get stabbed a bit

  • @glorye5219
    @glorye5219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    "Not a single person in this universe thinks you are six foot four, you tiny dumpling of a man."
    -Me @ half the boys at my high school.

  • @hadriel2914
    @hadriel2914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8157

    AlphaM: STOP ASKING PERMISSION!!!
    Me, slowly grabbing my r*pe whistle and pepper spray:

    • @Alena8181snookie
      @Alena8181snookie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Marguerite the flower pretty much

    • @RoxxyKaosGG
      @RoxxyKaosGG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +517

      Every girl wants to be treated like her only value is to be a blowup doll

    • @Jas13579
      @Jas13579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      thank god not all guys are like that lmao

    • @-shine-7780
      @-shine-7780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣😬

    • @bendriscoll4758
      @bendriscoll4758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Honestly, I can see the point he made though. It's a depressing society already when you simply can't read people from their looks, actions and words. Men are supposed to be dependable and understanding to women just as much as they should back to men. Of course Alpha M does not imply to jump the gun and commit sexual violence. What he's really trying to say is that men should still take control of both the situation as well as themselves and know when to stop and such. Men tend to be more attractive when they self sacrifice their time to sit down and get perspective in small moments like that to make sure that the woman they're with right now are having the time of their lives and make sure they're as happy as they can be. Men don't force their way in, men make sure they're welcomed through almost telepathy in a way. It's the most amazing feeling to almost become like twins with the woman you love, yet not needing to say anything while both of you are happy in each other's company

  • @lyndseywebb2477
    @lyndseywebb2477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2318

    “I’d rather attract scurvy than attract you” I’ll have to start using that 😂😂😂

    • @ryshlovanoodo7591
      @ryshlovanoodo7591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whoever the lord chooses so it is. Never will the lord and his tip which is that of gold go unserviced.

    • @-shine-7780
      @-shine-7780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@ryshlovanoodo7591 wat

    • @-shine-7780
      @-shine-7780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ryshlovanoodo7591 u ok

    • @povilaskratavicius253
      @povilaskratavicius253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ryshlovanoodo7591 Someone must be watching more John Maclean lol

  • @sbridge7556
    @sbridge7556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    As a female, I love a “I’m panicked and I don’t know what to do about it” look

    • @maplemation1564
      @maplemation1564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      because t'is our naturally state

  • @Rikoshima
    @Rikoshima 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5266

    tom's priorities at all times are to 1) look great 2) be mean, and god do i appreciate it

    • @tom_harlock
      @tom_harlock  5 ปีที่แล้ว +632

      thank u for understanding me

    • @h0td0gwater
      @h0td0gwater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      3) be richer than everyone else

    • @tecitomatcha9388
      @tecitomatcha9388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      nicolegend at this point he can’t help it...

  • @cassie473
    @cassie473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +971

    Him saying swaggy and beast mode activated my gag reflex

    • @arcticedge2022
      @arcticedge2022 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your dog looks like it really enjoyed you taking that picture.

    • @Maria-le5jp
      @Maria-le5jp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you mean *disabled your gag reflex*

    • @cassie473
      @cassie473 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arcticedge2022 my dog fucking hates me so yeah he probably does

  • @kayleighl6064
    @kayleighl6064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    22:10 That poor girl was so uncomfortable. He keeps talking about body language and she's standing there with arms crossed, looking around, and leaning away from him.

    • @alice-8566
      @alice-8566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      For real. And why did he sound so accusatory and lowkey aggressive when she said she didn’t go out the night before. He seems so keen on body language and social cues but she was obviously uncomfortable and he was being way too assertive for a random conversation with a stranger

    • @lj.853
      @lj.853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Meet me at the hotel room. Meet me at the hotel room. Meet me at the hotel room. Meet me at the hotel room. Meet me at the hotel room. Meet me at the hotel room.

    • @sunshineramirez7766
      @sunshineramirez7766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lj.853 Kurtis Connor?!?!

    • @idontevenknow9758
      @idontevenknow9758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Oh god I felt how she just wanted to run as far from this man as possible. If a stranger approached me (not asking for directions or just for help) but saying "hi I think your cute", every part of my body goes in self defense mode.

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm sorry, but the dude looks like he was pulled out of the ground at a peanut farm.

  • @ladykaya7330
    @ladykaya7330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1460

    that guy saying “cHeEsE” made me lactose intolerant

    • @artstroneatical2667
      @artstroneatical2667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      kaya papaya i’m already lactose intolerant, so it just made me shit myself

    • @sweetestaphrodite
      @sweetestaphrodite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SKJSKSJS FORREAL 😂

    • @gagatoes2940
      @gagatoes2940 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      IM SCREAMING

  • @cello2795
    @cello2795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    He's a snacc
    His chromosomes are wacc
    But most importantly he's bacc

  • @anniesurette7223
    @anniesurette7223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5979

    Tom is so unapologetically problematic and I love it so much

    • @aeofaiosda
      @aeofaiosda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      An alpha never apologizes

    • @aisha02a
      @aisha02a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      but it's funny how he is 'problematic' for being very...right fhdjkfs

    • @Kat-PM
      @Kat-PM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Annie Surette Lol, right? It’s like, if any other TH-camr did something even slightly problematic, everyone would attack them. But Tom is like “Yeah I do problematic stuff all the time, what about it?”.

    • @lilfairykiki122
      @lilfairykiki122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      Wouldn’t exactly say problematic. Maybe has an brash sense of humor but you never hear about him getting exposed for doing terrible things.

    • @alfie6441
      @alfie6441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      How is he problematic

  • @adelaide5657
    @adelaide5657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    I can’t speak for everyone but most girls don’t want this

    • @littlelily4
      @littlelily4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I would never date any of these "alpha males" like there's no way

    • @fadalerabrasool4540
      @fadalerabrasool4540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@littlelily4 cant blame ya. im a guy and these guys are honestly just posers, insecure and trying to be perfect beliving that this is what woman wants

    • @rebeccashipman7611
      @rebeccashipman7611 ปีที่แล้ว

      im also a woman and yea no mentally sane person would want someone who thinks and acts like these incels do

    • @drummeralbertrivera9577
      @drummeralbertrivera9577 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fadalerabrasool4540The best thing to do is be *YOURSELF* and have fun with everything you do! 😎

  • @netflixandnachos2618
    @netflixandnachos2618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10188

    Tom laughing at the guy saying you need a skillshare sponsorship then announcing he’s sponsored by them is the biggest power move

  • @constantmigraines4747
    @constantmigraines4747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    “I only wear a belt if it’s around my neck”
    Mood.

    • @shlomp2849
      @shlomp2849 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      666th like

    • @mery3891
      @mery3891 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harry's Another man shoot relates

  • @ladykaya7330
    @ladykaya7330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    i refuse to believe that this mans just used the word “swaggie” unironically, i REFUSE

    • @ps1hagrid786
      @ps1hagrid786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's been years!!

    • @addiesmith9605
      @addiesmith9605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      they truly deserve the electric chair

    • @jayt3386
      @jayt3386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      kaya papaya righttt? !! the last time the word swag was actually cool was like, 7 years ago...

    • @ally-wm9kr
      @ally-wm9kr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was the 1,000th like, i feel privileged

    • @Greenie225
      @Greenie225 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Considering That Allegedly Swag Means Secretly We Are Gay. It Makes It Even More Hilarious. 😂

  • @oceanpettigrew9285
    @oceanpettigrew9285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    “Stop asking permission” YIKESYIKESYIKESYIKESYIKES

  • @morgannoel8072
    @morgannoel8072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    "the only time I wear a belt is if it's around my NECK"

    • @TEACARISE
      @TEACARISE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Morgan Noel couldn’t tell if he meant this in a kinky way or suicidal way 💀💀 either way, same lmao.

    • @mori5271
      @mori5271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😏😏😏

  • @LetsChatGrace
    @LetsChatGrace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4050

    30 minutes of tom's never ending sarcasm
    *beautiful*

    • @sunnywormghost
      @sunnywormghost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Litterally every single one of his videos is just him being sarcastic,, this one is just longer haha

    • @LetsChatGrace
      @LetsChatGrace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Summer Johns i know and i LOVE IT! and now we get to indulge in 30 minutes of it?
      *beautiful*

  • @jettwashed
    @jettwashed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1321

    How To Be An Alpha Male 101: become Tom Harlock

  • @hautelemode
    @hautelemode 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    thank you tom

    • @tom_harlock
      @tom_harlock  4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

      anytime sunshine

    • @evasuriani420
      @evasuriani420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      tom calling someone sunshine is the biggest compliment ever.

    • @mydayoop6995
      @mydayoop6995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Luke hiii

  • @mtrvlsfndms8826
    @mtrvlsfndms8826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1582

    I love me a swaggy bad boy using the perfect amount of hair gel, who listens to lesbian music.

    • @alexanderpumpkin3423
      @alexanderpumpkin3423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      M trvlsFNDMs I don’t have hair gel but I listen to lesbian music, do I count?

    • @pixel-hy4jx
      @pixel-hy4jx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      What exactly is lesbian music?

    • @revaliandhisgale1515
      @revaliandhisgale1515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@pixel-hy4jx I immediately thought of girl in red so maybe that

    • @mtrvlsfndms8826
      @mtrvlsfndms8826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@alexanderpumpkin3423 now that I've had 5-ish months to think about it, I have to say it depends. Do you have jean material that vaguely forms pants around the holes on your knees?

    • @alexanderpumpkin3423
      @alexanderpumpkin3423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      M trvlsFNDMs yeah (well I have holey jeans not obscene ones (yet)

  • @maantik5757
    @maantik5757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2182

    “The only time I wear a belt is if it’s around my neck”

  • @karrah7721
    @karrah7721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2840

    that intro with the shane dawson quote
    girl i-

  • @aureliahill1359
    @aureliahill1359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    the how to beast guy is definitely a turn off for a lot of women me included because of how often and aggressively he talks with his hands and he probably flirts like it’s a business deal

    • @fadalerabrasool3563
      @fadalerabrasool3563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      and also Many girls believe theyre being posers just to get girls.

    • @changedusernameaagain1676
      @changedusernameaagain1676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I'd love to see that alpha guy on that thing I forgot what it was called but the women all stand behind something and the guy stands there and they click the buzzer to show if they want to date him, he'd get 13 turn offs as soon as he got down the lift

    • @yuliiza
      @yuliiza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      mofos flirtin like a salesman tryna get you to buy a car.

    • @canijust101
      @canijust101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “like it’s a business deal” idk y but i understand completely. 😬🥴

    • @annaogrady1660
      @annaogrady1660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@changedusernameaagain1676 oh take me out yeah I’d 100% watch that

  • @pixiesinthefog7312
    @pixiesinthefog7312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3676

    No one:
    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Tom harlock: I dO nOt HaVe An InTrO bUt I dO hAvE a PeNiS

    • @ezarbeluh6616
      @ezarbeluh6616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      kumofox123 senior quote material

    • @thareelhelloagain
      @thareelhelloagain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      God this joke is old. So sick of every comment being this one, tired-ass, unfunny joke.

    • @Weenworm
      @Weenworm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Corin Wrigley change your diaper Corin

  • @girlgruel
    @girlgruel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6436

    when he refers to himself as a man but still refers to women his age as “girls” 🤪

    • @manyerrors3719
      @manyerrors3719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +579

      *Chris Hansen would like to know your location*

    • @zoebyrne9450
      @zoebyrne9450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      hope marie 🤢

    • @applefarm6126
      @applefarm6126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      hope marie so?

    • @Jordan-gb3yr
      @Jordan-gb3yr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +608

      when he refers to women as ‘females’ and ‘girls’ run 🤪

    • @noh-1386
      @noh-1386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

      @@applefarm6126 the opposite of "man" is "woman", I'm sure you are aware. the opposite of "girl" is "boy". Why isn't he calling himself a "boy" if he's calling me a "girl"? That's the "so". Don't be a smartass.

  • @Meladjusted
    @Meladjusted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1236

    There is nothing more uncomfortable than a man getting right in your face while you're walking somewhere and forcing you into a conversation. I have no idea why guys think this works or is charming. It's not. It's absolutely frightening and women only talk to you when you do this to humor you cuz they don't know if you're crazy and violent or not.
    I'm sorry films have lied to you about approaching women, but no. Go to a club if you want to meet random women. Please don't do that in the street.

    • @wizrad1277
      @wizrad1277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      I had a guy text me every night asking if I was free the next day, and saying how glad he was that he had met me, and sneaking up on me after class to ask me to go to lunch with him. Everything he was doing was probably viewed as "romantic" in movies and TV shows, but I was legitimately terrified to be alone with him. It got to the point that as soon as class ended I would either hang out for 10+ minutes with my teacher (a retired cop) or call my mom or one of my friends to have an excuse not to talk to him, or a "witness" if he did something. It took him a month to finally give up. Pushy, Hollywood-style "wooing" tactics are genuinely frightening.

    • @zeineb8870
      @zeineb8870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      PREACH

    • @zeineb8870
      @zeineb8870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@wizrad1277 totally agree, you feel like he can't take no for an answer and it can go really south from there....

    • @panonymousbloom5405
      @panonymousbloom5405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Or because they want to be nice. I would say it's acceptable if you're sitting somewhere but walking clearly indicates you have shit to do. I would assume he wants to get me to buy some overpriced shit tbh,

    • @dumbdumb8526
      @dumbdumb8526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Panonymous Bloom personally, I’d be uncomfortable if I was approached by a stranger sitting down too? Usually, I only ever sit down alone if I’m tired, or waiting for a friend. I’m 100% fine with being asked for directions/ the time/ general help, but not for casual conversation.

  • @myieshacuthbert9827
    @myieshacuthbert9827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2373

    The way he slips into the sponsor is so smooth and beautiful why is no one appreciating it?

    • @gagatoes2940
      @gagatoes2940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Deadass

    • @marialuisasena8947
      @marialuisasena8947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      that profile picture is nasty. I love it

    • @char5108
      @char5108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I fr thought he was trolling for a second

    • @slightlystressedoatmeal4291
      @slightlystressedoatmeal4291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I had to check the description because that was so great that I couldn’t actually believe it 😂

    • @ryshlovanoodo7591
      @ryshlovanoodo7591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The lords tip fits especially well into the tightest of vaginas such as the Lord designed it.

  • @ajones9167
    @ajones9167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +987

    As i am a lesbian, I can confirm that lesbian music is scissors banging together. And every lesbian on this planet listens to only lesbian music.

    • @MegEze
      @MegEze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      im dying, i just want him to explain what lesbian music is tho?!??

    • @queenkatara7861
      @queenkatara7861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      So if Alpha M listens to lesbian music and Linkin Park, is he a lesbian or does the Linkin Park make him bi?

    • @ajones9167
      @ajones9167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@queenkatara7861 ............. YES

    • @mari_5864
      @mari_5864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      100% can confirm

    • @0rluh
      @0rluh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meg's Visuals Tegan and Sarah

  • @ladykaya7330
    @ladykaya7330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    “i actually only believe in wearing things that don’t fit me in any way whatsoever”
    i have never related to anything more

  • @korryrill3659
    @korryrill3659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    "I look like a painter. And im not wearing pants. That makes me feel inspired"
    Same

    • @theodoreyoungman2111
      @theodoreyoungman2111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The question is, was he talking the British definition of pants or the American?

  • @juicecarton5076
    @juicecarton5076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2272

    Alpha males: “GIRLS LOVE THIS” “HOW TO GET GIRLS”
    Me: laughs in *gay*

    • @jas_003
      @jas_003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      same

    • @ElPresidenteMargz
      @ElPresidenteMargz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Sounds like a personal problem, sir. If you only listened to Alpha M you wouldn’t be in this gay predicament 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @caleblau1989
      @caleblau1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Juan Meza i literally cant tell if its sarcasm oh gosh-

    • @suides4810
      @suides4810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *laughs in dom*

    • @burnpygmalion39
      @burnpygmalion39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me exactly

  • @marseatheadrest
    @marseatheadrest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    the transition into the skillshare ad snuck up behind me and kicked me behind the knees

    • @Hannah-dd6bo
      @Hannah-dd6bo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually felt that sensation as I read your comment, also I'm the 666th like- AHAHHAAHA I'm power, I'm beauty and I am grace

  • @eniiii
    @eniiii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3851

    Can we just talk about how this man is actually so beautiful and funny and intelligent and quirky. I'd much rather prefer someone like Tom to someone that smiles like a walrus and acts like they own you.

    • @joppekim
      @joppekim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Sure this character is great and all, but i would be tired quickly if he was like this all the time. Sarcasm can really wear off after a few of them, and they would mostly be about you xD

    • @presley-dj8nv
      @presley-dj8nv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Joppe that's why u gotta match it lol, it makes it unpredictable and pretty funny

    • @libragirl4471
      @libragirl4471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Why is not an actor? He has such star quality. He's a beautiful man. Witty and intelligent. I could listen to him speak all day.

    • @yuhonsali1761
      @yuhonsali1761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Sorry but when sarcasm is dedicated to others and it's accurate it's funny and charming but if the sarcasm is dedicated to you I don't think you will like his sarcasm anymore anyway I am just saying ☺

    • @orah3275
      @orah3275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WALRUS 🤣🤣

  • @my_beloved_Jesus
    @my_beloved_Jesus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    "I am way uglier in default so I had to learn how to look better"
    The level to which I relate to this

  • @katie-yk1es
    @katie-yk1es 5 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    So Alpha m. saying "Stop asking permission" to nearly 5 million people is probably why so many men don't understand consent

    • @aovcarrd9080
      @aovcarrd9080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don’t think they mean it in that way but yea

    • @gayforkatekane2.0
      @gayforkatekane2.0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@aovcarrd9080 even if they didn't mean it that way, it will be taken the wrong way by all the dumb asses out there

    • @aPawsitiveVibes
      @aPawsitiveVibes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@aovcarrd9080 I'm sure they don't mean it literally, but if you are one of those people who watch their videos religiously then I'm guessing you don't have the best common sense. 😂 So it's a big chance others would take it literally, ya know?

    • @aovcarrd9080
      @aovcarrd9080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Toni ii I’m not I think this video is about the alpha Male stuff and I’m a girl and not trying to be an alpha Yeah I get what you mean I just think that the person who was saying that didn’t have that intention.

    • @aPawsitiveVibes
      @aPawsitiveVibes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aovcarrd9080 I wasn't talking directly about you I was just saying if someone watches them religiously, I think, they don't have the best judgment :) I wasn't trying to imply that you don't have common sense, sorry for that ❤️

  • @AnaniAnime
    @AnaniAnime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2544

    Honestly, most girls and women I know aren't into "ultra manly macho dudes™"
    Maybe some are... but kindness, good hygiene, and being your genuine self with your own passions and interests goes a long way. Oh also realizing that women are individual people and not a hive mind or a prize to be won.

    • @maxime9158
      @maxime9158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Also being able to take care of yourself and not just rely on a woman to clean your house and cook

    • @amanda-fd4gb
      @amanda-fd4gb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      almost all of my friends are into the more feminine side of men😳 harry styles and timothée chalamet are where it’s at

    • @theodoratepes2473
      @theodoratepes2473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      a man duh your friends are right

    • @amanda-fd4gb
      @amanda-fd4gb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Teodora Tepes - Onea agree😳🤚🏻

    • @soupii
      @soupii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      a man duh i bloody love them both

  • @paigetaylor4765
    @paigetaylor4765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    “What even is lesbian music? The sound of scissors banging together.”

    • @slaybossen1234
      @slaybossen1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Alpha m. listens to girl in red lmao

    • @caroline-he9vw
      @caroline-he9vw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he's just listening to hozier

  • @Diana-er7hv
    @Diana-er7hv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    these are the kind of men that would break up with a girl if she is more successful in work than they are

    • @coolbeans2345
      @coolbeans2345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That wouldnt happen because they wont let her work😬

    • @MahouShoujo-Studios
      @MahouShoujo-Studios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And then complain that the woman wasn't paying attention to him.

    • @rosesrosesandroses1201
      @rosesrosesandroses1201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      literally 💀

  • @annikakohls391
    @annikakohls391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    Thirty minutes of a sarcastic and sad blond man....
    *I love it*

  • @jrw2319
    @jrw2319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    As a lesbian, on my free time I like to listen to two scissors banging together...I love me some lesbian music

    • @gagatoes2940
      @gagatoes2940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @emilie.6174
      @emilie.6174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      absoloute banger

    • @Bugwithatophat
      @Bugwithatophat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@emilie.6174 did you just.............

    • @emilie.6174
      @emilie.6174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Bloth The Sloth yes i did

    • @esterplank2611
      @esterplank2611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      seolarco Scissor Sisters?

  • @Loulouiam
    @Loulouiam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    This entire video is BIG DICK ENERGY. Tom your a f*cking LEGEND.

  • @whatwhat8700
    @whatwhat8700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    When that girl said "thanks" i felt it in my soul

    • @frogsforbrains
      @frogsforbrains 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      she was definitely trying to send her location to a friend without him noticing

  • @mjlovespigs
    @mjlovespigs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2103

    Is it me or is Tom literally getting hotter and hotter 😭😍

    • @geminikb
      @geminikb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      He does look extra good in this one. I’ll take a good looking, funny, smart guy over a tryhard “alpha” any day.

    • @okaysoanyways2645
      @okaysoanyways2645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fr😍😍😍

    • @mori5271
      @mori5271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      No jokes, tom could 100% pull more women than those 2 "alpha" men combined.

    • @someoneyoudontknow8372
      @someoneyoudontknow8372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yep i was waiting for this comment❤️

    • @mori5271
      @mori5271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Luke yeet so what? He is still good looking

  • @prestigeorchid
    @prestigeorchid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    Everytime Tom laughs a puppy is born

    • @camelia2306
      @camelia2306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aye I wanted to like your comment but I didn't want to ruin the likes 444😂

    • @staceysmith8292
      @staceysmith8292 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prestige Orchid yes! 😝

  • @malinblitz
    @malinblitz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    omg finally someone brought up the way americans use "hiking", i'm like, you're going for a walk mate.

    • @damariswarkentin4552
      @damariswarkentin4552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Malin B yes!!! Thank you!!

    • @jemimaryan845
      @jemimaryan845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Scratch that, they're taking a stroll.

    • @missraslan1523
      @missraslan1523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I made a comment earlier and that was before I saw the part where the guy in the video talks about “hiking”
      Hear in America we refer to hiking as going in the woods, on a trial, up a mountain, etc.
      It is not common to use hiking in place of walking etc
      That’s not something we do I can say that being here for 20 years but some people say it like that I guess.
      Definitely isn’t an American thing to say though we don’t interchange hiking where walking would suffice.
      Hiking is an activity.

    • @jas_003
      @jas_003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm American and I cringed when he said that I was like "mate that's not a hike, that's walking up a small hill"

    • @olive-gy2rt
      @olive-gy2rt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Richard Carte bruh shut up

  • @Roman_Adrian
    @Roman_Adrian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    He's not gonna do those dishes, is he? Love how he broadcasted his s.o. making his food for him. Don't like the message this is delivering.

    • @dryxeyes
      @dryxeyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Noticed that too!!

    • @dd_cho8241
      @dd_cho8241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      SOFJEKDJ It annoyed me so much seeing that he didn’t wash the fucking DISHES

  • @ashamedashley389
    @ashamedashley389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    "As long as the item doesn't fit me, I'll like it. But if an item fits me well, I just feel a bit sick. I'm not quite sure what it is. I think it has something to do with my eating disorder and body dysmorphia but we're just gonna brush over that."
    .... I felt that.

    • @liam3814
      @liam3814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same comrade, fucking same :']

    • @Twinkie989
      @Twinkie989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Brushing over it is the only option.

    • @metallicmikus
      @metallicmikus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And thats on being a medium but wearing a large 😎😎

    • @sashaespinoza2907
      @sashaespinoza2907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      damn my bf always does that :(

    • @elliekennedyy
      @elliekennedyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      me in my t-shirt that is three sizes too big 👁 👄 👁

  • @icarrionmoth
    @icarrionmoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1933

    I don't understand how you manage to be so unproblematically problematic.

    • @erkaivs
      @erkaivs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      cause he is tom

    • @_HuffleProud_
      @_HuffleProud_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      It helps to be shockingly handsome, violently British, and unreasonably sarcastic.

  • @katiemartin438
    @katiemartin438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    I'm just a boy
    *he's just an egg*

    • @himalui352
      @himalui352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      couldn't get anymore obvious 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @tabithaknee3207
      @tabithaknee3207 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he was a badass, I did TH-cam

    • @benswindlehurst1857
      @benswindlehurst1857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can I make it any more omelette

  • @finalfroggitapproaches6418
    @finalfroggitapproaches6418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    The “alpha male” attitude is why bars have safe words in the ladies room.

    • @Mika-mc5xu
      @Mika-mc5xu ปีที่แล้ว

      it's depressing how right you are

  • @goblin6390
    @goblin6390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    I'm ashamed to say that the dumpling man lives in Toronto and knowing that I could be within a few blocks of him at the moment... truly distresses me.

  • @idpunchanorphanforacatfemb9035
    @idpunchanorphanforacatfemb9035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    Being approached by random guys in public, only for them to go on with flirting and trying to have physical contact with you: are honestly some of the most uncomfortable and awkward human interactions dudes commonly encourage.
    Like stop. It just makes us not want to be around you any longer, along with feel paranoid or the least comfortable during said encounter. 🤦‍♀️

    • @hofficalz
      @hofficalz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It just makes me squeeze my keys tighter

    • @Gaby-fb7gh
      @Gaby-fb7gh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah it makes me anxious and not good at all.

    • @pasumiya4087
      @pasumiya4087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      they’re so desperate it’s pathetic

    • @idontevenknow9758
      @idontevenknow9758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just go into a mini panic if a random man approaches me. I don't like being flirted with in public. That's why I always wear headphones in public if I'm waiting for someone or like a train/bus for example if I can to silently tell people to stay away from me. Works pretty well.

  • @josiej1946
    @josiej1946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    Look at this man go! Got all his chromosomes and testosterone! What a bloke❤️

  • @itsBBFABluv18
    @itsBBFABluv18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    I used to be friends with an absolute wet wipe and I looked through his TH-cam history and there were 20+ jaw defining exercise videos

  • @elscourou6654
    @elscourou6654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    the conversation he had with that girl in public was awkward because she clearly found him intrusive but was just being nice :P also your sarcasm it's hilarious

    • @sugarplum2467
      @sugarplum2467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      More like because he kept making weird pauses like he was trying to act from a script and kept forgetting his lines.

  • @thefadingmelody163
    @thefadingmelody163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Any time I’m talking to a guy and he calls himself an “alpha male” I immediately leave. There is nothing left to say.

    • @lezaanvanwyk9202
      @lezaanvanwyk9202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Riiiight. It's like... Ok u have clearly watched too many self help vids.. Go back to ur monster energy drink and leave me alone 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @kenziegrey8180
      @kenziegrey8180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lezaanvanwyk9202 I have never WATCHED A BOOK but okkkk

    • @lezaanvanwyk9202
      @lezaanvanwyk9202 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kenziegrey8180 lmao thanks for tht. Flu meds have me messed up. 😂😂😂

  • @LilyN2099
    @LilyN2099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    i never noticed HOW BLUE tom's eyes are until he started vibrating at us

  • @IDrawYoutubePets
    @IDrawYoutubePets 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1274

    I'd like Tom to review youtube twins and see if any of them have any personality or if their defining trait is just being twins

    • @astoldbynickgerr
      @astoldbynickgerr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I Draw TH-cam Pets damn

    • @lyajob7098
      @lyajob7098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I Draw TH-cam Pets YES

    • @dismissing
      @dismissing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      If he's doing that, he should check out Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzalez. They're twins but they have different personalities.

    • @illegalheathers1580
      @illegalheathers1580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@dismissing no they're not twins. They're husbands. They just had their wedding

    • @averyluna5943
      @averyluna5943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Illegal Heathers no they’re twins and husbands

  • @elsiewilliamson3340
    @elsiewilliamson3340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    "Something to do with my eating disorder and body dysmorphia" boy same

    • @elsiewilliamson3340
      @elsiewilliamson3340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@lmc6738 It's okay! You're not being ignorant by any means. He said in his video "I'm having a breakdown lmao" that he hadn't eaten anything in 3 days except for a piece of bread. My guess is that when he's stressed his disordered eating amplifies but to my knowledge he hasn't fully admitted to having a disorder.

    • @monsoonsilk
      @monsoonsilk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lmc6738 Hey, I personally have two types of eating disorders, bulimia and anorexia, and the way he speaks about his supposed eating disorder does sound like he does have some amount of it. Possibly it's not as disorderly as some, but, none the kess i think he just jokes about it to help. It's really nice to hear something shrouded in darkness joked about, especially when it's something I'm shrouded in.

    • @ryshlovanoodo7591
      @ryshlovanoodo7591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eating once every three days declares the lord that you will never be sick. And he that which smokes the holy herb and is able to refrain from eating for two or three days. He shall be blessed.

  • @despicablyawesome
    @despicablyawesome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    tom’s sarcasm is a mood, but also him breaking character and laughing at his own joke is the funniest

  • @HA-oq2bc
    @HA-oq2bc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Tom is literally the most gorgeous man I’ve ever seen and he knows this

  • @daisyx5307
    @daisyx5307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    tom is really out here eliminating toxic masculinity

  • @jennikarj
    @jennikarj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1424

    Danny, Drew and Tom all uploaded during the same day, we have been blessed.

  • @clairemadigan6062
    @clairemadigan6062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    the first girls body language in the "how to approach girls" bit made me shudder. please do not do this. women don't want this. she is so uncomfortable that poor girl.

  • @emvh4452
    @emvh4452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    A person isn't badass if they have to say they're badass.

    • @matthewcooper4248
      @matthewcooper4248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Exactly. "A true king does not need to say 'I am king'."

    • @zziaoe6940
      @zziaoe6940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Panic! Omg

  • @matthewcooper4248
    @matthewcooper4248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    "I'd rather attract scuurrrvy than attract you." Never related more to a quote in my life.

    • @WildSeven19
      @WildSeven19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That line prompted a sharp intake of breath. Jesus. Like he read my subconscious.

  • @CG00_
    @CG00_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    “Tiny dumpling of a man” is a masterpiece of an insult

  • @roxyboc6961
    @roxyboc6961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    what is lesbian music. i as a lesbian demand an answer

    • @canyounot2102
      @canyounot2102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Roxy BoC // two scissors banging or smtg

    • @qunrcm591
      @qunrcm591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Girl in red exclusively

    • @user-ns5kp8xs9n
      @user-ns5kp8xs9n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Hailey Kyoko obv

    • @scragcowski
      @scragcowski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Hozier

    • @loveemily1589
      @loveemily1589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He searches lesbian music on Spotify

  • @DJLargey
    @DJLargey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    "The only time I wear a belt is if it's around my neck". I- 💀

  • @soup.goddess
    @soup.goddess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    i cannnot stop staring at his hair, OH MY GOD this man has the most gorgeous hair I've ever seen on anyone, the color is just *mwah* perfect 🙌

    • @faye7199
      @faye7199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Have you ever been to a nordic country 😝

    • @ulyssemartinfrigault1021
      @ulyssemartinfrigault1021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sometimes it has a rosy tint to it and it’s really pretty.

  • @kaliborsch7350
    @kaliborsch7350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    when you said it was sponsored by skillshare I thought you were joking lmao

  • @gumfry2386
    @gumfry2386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    16:55 AHH NOOOO It's always so cringe to see guys complaining about 'the friendzone' and how to get women crawling over you 🤢🤢 it's such a gross statement and so misleading

    • @Kim-dl2uk
      @Kim-dl2uk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Imagine having to be FRIENDS with a human person, it's the worst thing I can think of

    • @annieliina
      @annieliina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Him putting "best friends" in air quotes tells that he probably thinks that women and men cannot be friends and there is always going to be sexual tension 🙄

    • @coolbeans2345
      @coolbeans2345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Kim-dl2uk they dont think women are human😂

    • @user-ct6hr5nu1q
      @user-ct6hr5nu1q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The “friendzone” thing only makes sense if it’s a vary rare occurrence. This dude is talking about wanting to sleep with all of his “friends” who are probably actually just acquaintances. All my guy friends over the years have had crushes on me and I’m not even good looking, it’s just cause I’m around them and have a vagina. Ugh

    • @coolbeans2345
      @coolbeans2345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@user-ct6hr5nu1q thats weird...theres a friend group of us 3 girls and 1 guy and he is like a brother to us, maybe even a sister lol, though hes not gay and doesnt act "feminine". None of us ever had that "sexual tension" or stuff because we understand what friendship is lol

  • @amymythen3744
    @amymythen3744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    “Swaggy beast mode”
    *Proceeds to gouge eyes and ears out*

  • @James17887
    @James17887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    25:07 “No offence love but I’d rather attract scurvy than attract you.” Best line I’ve ever heard 😂😭

  • @michelle2367
    @michelle2367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    you cant even be mad about the sponsorship that was so good

  • @vivalanina
    @vivalanina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    men stopping you in the street, or worse, FOLLOWING YOU to keep up/start a conversation when you're trying to walk somewhere alone in a hurry, is literally one of the scariest, most annoying things a woman can have the displeasure of experiencing.

  • @shaniah6463
    @shaniah6463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    when he started vibrating I lost my shit and im crying

  • @bellesims9238
    @bellesims9238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    How to beast’s hair makes me want to commit die

    • @MegaGaming
      @MegaGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Belle Sims I was waiting for someone to bring it up. Thank u

    • @kaiserfranz8139
      @kaiserfranz8139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same. I'm died

    • @matthewcooper4248
      @matthewcooper4248 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Belle Sims I diagnose you with dead. And me, I'm in the same boat.

    • @Plantsvszombies221
      @Plantsvszombies221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Belle Sims lookin like the edible part of a walnut headass

  • @HERSHISKISS
    @HERSHISKISS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Can you imagine going on a date with a guy and the first date goes pretty well only to later find out he makes videos like this 😫😫