I Read Lele Pons' Awful Book

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    Lele Pons, the internet’s favourite Latina Queen of Comedy, released her debut novel, ‘Surviving High School’. In today’s video, I read the book and discuss everything wrong with it. Spoiler alert: there’s a lot wrong with it. I’m so sorry, trees.
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  • @tom_harlock
    @tom_harlock  5 ปีที่แล้ว +32515

    I’m honestly impressed she knows what words are
    (sorry it’s a long video but I hope you enjoy it!)

    • @eak4889
      @eak4889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      Tom Harlock I love you daddy please give me B I G videos

    • @FelicityWilkinsonfelicity
      @FelicityWilkinsonfelicity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      shut up we enjoy a long yummy video

    • @a.i.3609
      @a.i.3609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Never apologise for sharing this much of yourself, especially on a Monday. Thank you for this blessing you gracious god you

    • @leilaniaperson1990
      @leilaniaperson1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It's great as always!

    • @marilagomarsino537
      @marilagomarsino537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      But I thought words were her weakness 🤔

  • @elenajovancic6208
    @elenajovancic6208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12485

    She wrote and published a _fanfiction about herself_

    • @-shine-7780
      @-shine-7780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      Oh my god

    • @bangtanb434
      @bangtanb434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@-shine-7780 my exact reaction

    • @sadvec6328
      @sadvec6328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      And she can't even craft herself to be likeable
      She's like a fucking Russian doll: she's full of herself

    • @omniscient.nescience
      @omniscient.nescience 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Ik... Like all jokes aside if you replace Lele with any generic obviously self-insert character then it's literally a Wattpad fanfiction.
      Tom is right. It's basically literary masturbation.

    • @b.rokeneyes
      @b.rokeneyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I LITERALLY WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

  • @mrinalranjan6406
    @mrinalranjan6406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5638

    It's called surviving high-school because everyone around her had to live through her being there

  • @SamK31
    @SamK31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13777

    The only Latina in a school in Miami? That alone tells you what a work of fiction this book is.

    • @alrightyalrighty3162
      @alrightyalrighty3162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      For real!!!

    • @kay_lyv_3931
      @kay_lyv_3931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Samantha McCoy I was gonna say the same thing

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      I mean if it’s a really white school but still....
      You can find at least one other person...

    • @quackkith
      @quackkith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      M I A M I

    • @MariaGonzalez-ur4bi
      @MariaGonzalez-ur4bi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      For reaaaal. I graduated a few months ago from a school in dade and literally 80% of us were Latinos...

  • @polinabanana7912
    @polinabanana7912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10208

    It sounds like Tall Girl but instead it's Latina Girl

    • @mj-yo7vt
      @mj-yo7vt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes

    • @asanyr9902
      @asanyr9902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      LMAOOO

    • @jaylengobrr
      @jaylengobrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      True, except this time Sabrina Carpenter isn’t here to save it

    • @sefsprite
      @sefsprite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      gaj boy the third ones gonna be “tall latina”

    • @Crabernacker
      @Crabernacker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      You think your life's bad? I wear size 13 chanclas, men's size 13 chanclas. Beat that

  • @dilayyilmaz92
    @dilayyilmaz92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2788

    I feel like at this point, Tom would probably physically fight Lele if he ever got anywhere near her for indirectly mentally abusing him with her book

    • @S.M.9
      @S.M.9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I mean imagine reading this twice carefully trying to find the plot and realizing there isn’t one.

    • @summernights1555
      @summernights1555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@S.M.9 I would give up

    • @asenaozturk2696
      @asenaozturk2696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes lmao

  • @gretafinck3805
    @gretafinck3805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10760

    Lelé “Im latina”
    All of Miami “me too”
    Lelé “yeah but I’m more Latina “

    • @stentheprofessional7272
      @stentheprofessional7272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +746

      Greta Finck glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that. Like seriously Lele you aren’t special those kids didn’t bully her because she was Latina they bullied her because she was annoying

    • @paulazo2965
      @paulazo2965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      Sten The professional exactly, there was nothing really special growing up Hispanic and/or Latina in Miami. There’s more Hispanics than any other race here in MIA lmaoo

    • @VaVaVoomVoom
      @VaVaVoomVoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@paulazo2965 I'm one right here sis 😂😂

    • @Kelpie_Fia
      @Kelpie_Fia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @Greta finck that's why that part of her being "bullied" for her accent I was scratching my head because doesn't everyone in Miami have an accent???

    • @whatamievendoing_
      @whatamievendoing_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Greta Finck De pana. Jajaja.

  • @DamDamcx
    @DamDamcx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2098

    All the poor trees cut down to be made into her book is truly devastating

    • @crunchycakezz7905
      @crunchycakezz7905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I was literally thinking that when I first started watching the video

  • @tintomara6209
    @tintomara6209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2702

    Fun fact: Lele Pons has actually written more books than she has read.

    • @TT-ig7tg
      @TT-ig7tg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      shocking

    • @Joshua-dl3ns
      @Joshua-dl3ns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      That’s cool but she’s Latina too

    • @chaitrak.s3943
      @chaitrak.s3943 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

    • @heavenonearth3316
      @heavenonearth3316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Joshua-dl3ns yeah but did you know she's latina? ?
      I know so amazing and shocking

    • @averonik
      @averonik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@heavenonearth3316 wow really? but did you know she's latina?

  • @alexiggutierrez
    @alexiggutierrez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3157

    oh Lele... you're in Miami... you're not getting bullied for being LATINA.
    sincerely,
    another Latina that lives in FL

    • @askthehaters
      @askthehaters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      exactlyyy, you don't even need to live in FL to figure this one out lol.

    • @E.M.99.
      @E.M.99. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Oh hi fellow black cat 😂, and yeah I agree I live in south Florida and you can survive in just speaking Spanish.

    • @lilianatorres9622
      @lilianatorres9622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      alex gutierrez I second to that, I’m Latina and I was never bullied for being Hispanic

    • @D734dfull
      @D734dfull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah my cousin visited Florida to see family and said it was more common to know Spanish than not

    • @redacted7078
      @redacted7078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i dont live in FL but i visit yearly and seeing a Latina person or hearing someone speak Spanish is very common, in fact i hear more people speak other languages than English it'self

  • @marychristmas385
    @marychristmas385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12510

    i really wish she would've mentioned the fact that she's latina

    • @kasiemcshane7077
      @kasiemcshane7077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      mhm

    • @user-zd8ty8gk3u
      @user-zd8ty8gk3u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Ikr

    • @lucy-ws6uv
      @lucy-ws6uv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      me too- i didn’t know what ethnicity she was the whole time and it was messing me up

    • @Sarah-ke3jg
      @Sarah-ke3jg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      can’t find it anywhere it’s so frustrating.

    • @evalunachavezolivera767
      @evalunachavezolivera767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Hold up is she Latina?

  • @sophieb2600
    @sophieb2600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12258

    Lmao Lele really acting like she’s the only Latina in Miami where 70% of the population IS LATINA/LATINO

    • @gc1689
      @gc1689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      prison mike what are you doing here? 😂

    • @fijiwater1152
      @fijiwater1152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I literally know 23 Venezuelans who live in Miami

    • @E.M.99.
      @E.M.99. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So true 😂

    • @yagirlcheetos
      @yagirlcheetos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I’m prison Mike nah, she acts like she’s the only Latina in the world

    • @alessandra5023
      @alessandra5023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      J D I feel like Joanna is WAY different from Lele tho, considering Joanna actually tries to inform people of issues in Venezuela and in Latin America. She educated people, whereas Lele pushes stereotypes

  • @katie7446
    @katie7446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2324

    I'm living for how abusive he was to that book.

    • @snflwrchan8019
      @snflwrchan8019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I'm a book lover so I usually cringe when people mishandle books but this is an exception. Wish he burned it or shred it into pieces

    • @olivelasco5587
      @olivelasco5587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL

    • @kubalesniak9163
      @kubalesniak9163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Almost as abusive as my dad

    • @yuumakadiri1513
      @yuumakadiri1513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@kubalesniak9163 lol..... but for real, you OK?

  • @meowsaystheemo
    @meowsaystheemo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1784

    'Literary stillborn' might be my new favourite description.

  • @chloebutler8438
    @chloebutler8438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11994

    She was the ONLY Latina in a public school? In Miami? Lol

    • @madison77621
      @madison77621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1107

      Her teacher’s name was Mr. Contreras 🙄😬

    • @podxol
      @podxol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Madison C lmao

    • @MM-xm5vx
      @MM-xm5vx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      I go to a school in SUBURBAN OHIO and I see Hispanic/Latino people everywhere

    • @WeatherReportsHat
      @WeatherReportsHat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      @@MM-xm5vx OHIO?! ISN'T THAT LIKE THE WHITEST STATE?!

    • @sangwoosashes7496
      @sangwoosashes7496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Meghan Travers YEAH LMAO but if u see a white person 9/10 you’ll a see a Latino next to them THEY’RE EVERYWHERE MORE THEN WHITE PPL

  • @faith7013
    @faith7013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2242

    "im a caracas swan" i genuinely wheezed

    • @hello-fb2nh
      @hello-fb2nh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same lmao

    • @miramuchachito296
      @miramuchachito296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Oh boy. I' m from Caracas too. I know this kind of girls from the upper class that plays the " i'm from Caracas" to give herself a dangerous survival look. How somebody can read this shit? Anyway

    • @littlelily4
      @littlelily4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣

    • @justine8387
      @justine8387 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miramuchachito296 lived there for a while. And yes.

  • @0220xiv
    @0220xiv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2794

    I love how he slowly goes more and more insane as the video progresses

    • @littlelily4
      @littlelily4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too 🤣

    • @nitya2039
      @nitya2039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he wasn't quite alright in the head at the beginning of the video either

    • @breabambi
      @breabambi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was looking for a comment like this

  • @keenteenskip6367
    @keenteenskip6367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9439

    Actual footage of my English teacher grading the essay I bullshitted half an hour before the due date

  • @clarabrandi4035
    @clarabrandi4035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13985

    **My english teacher reading my essay that I wrote 15 min before the due date**

  • @anniedangerface
    @anniedangerface 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15660

    let me get this straight....
    did she just write fanfiction about herself?

    • @tom_harlock
      @tom_harlock  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1857

      yes!!!

    • @Coco-hq8vt
      @Coco-hq8vt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @TheStarsLookSoNice 15 can Tom PLEASE read my immortal. It would be less painful than lele's

    • @pjevstiger10
      @pjevstiger10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      alice hausling No no, she got SOMEONE ELSE to write fanfiction about her. Somehow worse.

    • @kevooo1250
      @kevooo1250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Well yes... But no.

    • @antoniomihai9281
      @antoniomihai9281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She didn't write it herself dummy

  • @rgmafi4900
    @rgmafi4900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1367

    This book should be titled “How I’d abuse my fame in an alternate universe”

  • @meganfisher3097
    @meganfisher3097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9569

    so lele's trying to tell me... that she got bullied,.. for being latina..,,. at MIAMI public high school???

    • @georginacostanza6532
      @georginacostanza6532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +737

      Shit makes no sense

    • @_..Teresa..
      @_..Teresa.. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      yea like here it's the other way around... I know people who are made fun of for NOT being latina.

    • @karinaveronicaa
      @karinaveronicaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      I’m a latina in Miami. she’s full of shit.

    • @gc1689
      @gc1689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HHAHSJSJSS

    • @Political_Trash
      @Political_Trash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      I was saying the same thing. Like duh fuck? Having a hard time in Miami as a Latina?! Bitch can’t bump into someone who isn’t Cuban.

  • @toruu3645
    @toruu3645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4571

    impressed she didn’t write “I’m latina” all over the book

    • @matthewchica
      @matthewchica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      97JE0N let me remind you that she is Latina.

    • @bellavelez2270
      @bellavelez2270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Matthew Chica don’t forget that even 9 mins later she’s *still* latina

    • @kollux_apollonia
      @kollux_apollonia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Izabella Velez 19 years later...still *latina*

    • @sarahl.5748
      @sarahl.5748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BEST COMMENT

    • @Leo-wh3rj
      @Leo-wh3rj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Let me remind you, that when she's dead. *She* *was* *a* *latina*

  • @johncruz5668
    @johncruz5668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5710

    Her book is literally a book about “I’m not like other girls, I’m different 🤪”

    • @grace-nd4oh
      @grace-nd4oh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      I’m not like other girls, i’m Latina

    • @someonecalledmaya9985
      @someonecalledmaya9985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Honestly. The whole book is just “I’m not like the other girls” “IM LATINA” and her bragging about how pretty she is and how she has “soo many followers”. Like sis, you’ve been saying the same thing for years we get it 😂

    • @candy_crave8580
      @candy_crave8580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      R/Imnotlikeothergirls

    • @cecedoll88
      @cecedoll88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh the choose me girl. Ew.

    • @alaplaya5
      @alaplaya5 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      /nicegirl

  • @anagresham2951
    @anagresham2951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6569

    Lele is surprised to find out another girl in her high school is Latina.
    Her high school in Miami.
    A city that is 70% Latin.
    Sure.

    • @Pink_pr1ncess
      @Pink_pr1ncess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I thought is was 99% Latin lol

    • @hello-fb2nh
      @hello-fb2nh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmaoooo

    • @showyswag
      @showyswag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao honestly

    • @MelissaHernandez1289
      @MelissaHernandez1289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@Pink_pr1ncess it is. Especially Miami High. Its one of the MOST Hispanic. We joke about it here lol.

    • @brittdawgggarfarf1882
      @brittdawgggarfarf1882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unless it was especially slutty and they had issues with it lol

  • @garganbrenna74
    @garganbrenna74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1959

    “If this can make its way into bookshelves, you can do anything” is exactly the encouragement I need atm

    • @ciatagni1345
      @ciatagni1345 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ME TOO

    • @mckelvey6058
      @mckelvey6058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You look like Steph0

    • @mischiefthecat53
      @mischiefthecat53 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Books like that and Percy Jackson make me more confident in my writing

    • @cam3564
      @cam3564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mischiefthecat53 dont bash percy jackson

    • @makiyacurry1006
      @makiyacurry1006 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read that as soon as he said it
      It was kinda scary

  • @tjgrant1993
    @tjgrant1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1781

    I think I just witnessed Tom experiencing a breakdown?

    • @skywest8811
      @skywest8811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tori Grant me after every tom harlock video

    • @snailcheeseyoutube
      @snailcheeseyoutube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was gonna comment the same thing

  • @maggie8591
    @maggie8591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2576

    In her high school vines she’s wearing uniforms. What do u mean “I was dressed outlandishly”

    • @avalynn468
      @avalynn468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      It says the story is made up (apparently just 'inspired' by Lele's life) so who knows what's true and what's a lie

    • @bloodsuckermedwery16
      @bloodsuckermedwery16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Ava Thyen actually. All of it is a LIE. There’s no reality to it. Lol

    • @tabata5571
      @tabata5571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Hey hey hey SHE IS DEFINITELY LYING, I live in Miami and there’s no possible way or form she went to Miami High, they don’t wear uniforms and stuff and from the vines is not as “nice” so she probably went to either a magnet or a private

    • @catdaddy5804
      @catdaddy5804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      TÁBATA lmaoooo she literally went to Miami country day. It’s in my neighbourhood and it’s expensive as fuckkkk.

  • @g.s5366
    @g.s5366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7035

    I was the only black person in my Nigerian high school :(

    • @Pink_pr1ncess
      @Pink_pr1ncess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +847

      I was the only alien in Mars High school

    • @trxphywaifalt
      @trxphywaifalt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

      @@Pink_pr1ncess I was the only star in the universe

    • @user-vi9ng4dt5r
      @user-vi9ng4dt5r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

      I was the only Asian in my high school in San Fran... :(

    • @whalienabi
      @whalienabi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      I was the only comet in my Comet high school :(

    • @everyoneever6366
      @everyoneever6366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +486

      I was the only white kid in my upper-middle class school in Portland OR :(

  • @thathmar3849
    @thathmar3849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17553

    thank u for reading the book for us. what a selfless act.

    • @posavka
      @posavka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      thathma r a true hero

    • @charliehernandez78
      @charliehernandez78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Small tiny tiny incy tincy bit of him liked it tho
      Jokes jokes
      Unless...

    • @thathmar3849
      @thathmar3849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charliehernandez78 hahaha i'd like to think so

    • @Mrs.Self.Distruct
      @Mrs.Self.Distruct 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      and the audiobook, this man is dedicated to self torture for his viewers

    • @natalyawilliams9698
      @natalyawilliams9698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A true king. Invented kindness

  • @swine1224
    @swine1224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9495

    I've read One Direction fanfics better than Lele's book-

    • @amelia6219
      @amelia6219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      at!! least!! the!! shit!! ones!! have!! plots!!

    • @Kittendoe
      @Kittendoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      Bruh I’ve written better one direction fan fictions than leles book 🤧

    • @tdcroissantwoods5841
      @tdcroissantwoods5841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      I think we all read After

    • @am7504
      @am7504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      dont shame modern literature

    • @jillianc7485
      @jillianc7485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      and that’s saying A LOT lmaooo

  • @NeverStopTheDreaming
    @NeverStopTheDreaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11890

    her claiming to be bullied for being latina in MIAMI is the funniest shit i’ve heard all year

    • @vivianc.1137
      @vivianc.1137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

      OIKILLUA bro i live in miami and litterally all my friends are latina who does she think shes fooling

    • @mewmew6158
      @mewmew6158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +953

      Of ALL the places in America, Miami💀

    • @NeverStopTheDreaming
      @NeverStopTheDreaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      Vivian the dalek same here, hell its tougher to find people who ARENT latino idk who she thinks she’s fooling 💀

    • @cherie5913
      @cherie5913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      she a mess lmao also your pfp is cute, what's it from(i have the memory of a goldfish)

    • @user-wq6bf4sv2t
      @user-wq6bf4sv2t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Ikr? Everyone here is a Latina/Latino, tourist, basketball player, old person, hood people, or surfer people

  • @lizibriskin4539
    @lizibriskin4539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4786

    He's literally having a mental breakdown over this book 😂

    • @sefsprite
      @sefsprite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      lizi briskin idk man i would too

    • @Alcove_Dream
      @Alcove_Dream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I understand his anguish

    • @Pink_pr1ncess
      @Pink_pr1ncess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Can you blame him tho? Spooning out your own eyeballs is better than reading Lele’s book

    • @daveyishere55
      @daveyishere55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes. It's that bad

    • @kateemma22
      @kateemma22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      £8 and hours he can never get back.

  • @not_anahi
    @not_anahi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12916

    He’s actually the Gordon Ramsey of books

    • @geledruif
      @geledruif 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂

    • @gigibakir9728
      @gigibakir9728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😂😂😂😂😂 underrated comment

    • @tamarshacham5107
      @tamarshacham5107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      IT’S IN WORDS

    • @aley26
      @aley26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Omg I can't xD

    • @kajitani13
      @kajitani13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The explanation is so perfect

  • @snorkasaurus4044
    @snorkasaurus4044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2014

    i would've thought the entire book just said "I'm Latina" over and over and over again

    • @mariamcandrew1041
      @mariamcandrew1041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ailey Jones Didn’t it tho

    • @deannapokora2959
      @deannapokora2959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was under the impression that’s all the book said 😂

  • @incorrectlycorrect3647
    @incorrectlycorrect3647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3055

    Being bullied in Miami for being Spanish is like being bullied in Edinburgh for being Scottish.

    • @j1430
      @j1430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      StopHammertime she’s not spanish, she’s venezuelan (i think you mean hispanic which you should use). spanish is a european nationality

    • @sophie-wn5rn
      @sophie-wn5rn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      StopHammertime omg yes

    • @trintrin3507
      @trintrin3507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jeanie Belle yes I’m Spaniard so Spanish aayyyeee thank you lol

    • @incorrectlycorrect3647
      @incorrectlycorrect3647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ok my mistake, i meant Latin American.

    • @kennalime5644
      @kennalime5644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@incorrectlycorrect3647 you can edit your first comment ahhahaa

  • @sharoberry9874
    @sharoberry9874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    “Lele Pons has rewritten the Bible”
    Now why can’t they publish THAT as a newspaper headline?

  • @bamache1439
    @bamache1439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2364

    Lele pons should just write a autobiography that just says “I’m Latina”

    • @welovewalruses7981
      @welovewalruses7981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Chapter 1
      I’m Latina because I’m Latina and if u didn’t know I’m Latina yes I’m Latina and did I mention I’m Latina

    • @SA-zm7ch
      @SA-zm7ch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@welovewalruses7981 I think you missed the fact that shes Latina

    • @welovewalruses7981
      @welovewalruses7981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      the lemon shit ye I forgot but she’s definitely a Latina did u know that ?

    • @SA-zm7ch
      @SA-zm7ch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@welovewalruses7981 OH MY GOD, REALLY?!? Wow that's crazy

    • @welovewalruses7981
      @welovewalruses7981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      the lemon I know crazy did I mention she’s Latina

  • @VanityDivined
    @VanityDivined 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1492

    “Why do you talk so weird?” Yeah, there’s no Spanish ppl in Miami. Foh

    • @NinaR478
      @NinaR478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      VanityDivined Spanish? Or Hispanic lol

    • @mmayrovitz13
      @mmayrovitz13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yea no one speaks spanish in Miami...

  • @m1ssbeliever314
    @m1ssbeliever314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2571

    PLEASE READ ONE OF ONISION'S BOOKS, THEY'RE SO BAD.

    • @migratory.114
      @migratory.114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      do you really wish that level of bad luck upon him? i hope you do understand that he'll go fucking BONKERS after the first book. when it gets to the third one, his body will evaporate into the atmosphere as separate atoms.

    • @floraa4270
      @floraa4270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes!!!

    • @AragornElessar
      @AragornElessar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      heck yes. also strange aeons did a videos on taking apart those sorry excuses of "books".

    • @apocalypticpotato8795
      @apocalypticpotato8795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mer enby so did the crimson rouge

    • @zidian1356
      @zidian1356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@migratory.114 lmao i didnt even know he has written any books, but based of of your reaction it would be better if i just ignore that fact 💀

  • @Inkspeckle
    @Inkspeckle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3559

    Maybe the reason she keeps mentioning being from Caracas is because she left her personality there

    • @oscar5211
      @oscar5211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      She says Latina on purpose just like Canelo the Mexican boxer to gather the followers making more fans by nationality since Hispanics follow and support eachother by race in the US. It's pretty smart and marketable to a degree and a little annoying.

    • @mi-li
      @mi-li 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      she had nothing to leave

    • @aditibalaji2026
      @aditibalaji2026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      this is my fav comment lol

    • @olivelasco5587
      @olivelasco5587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMFAOOO

    • @rayr8530
      @rayr8530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bless you 😂😂

  • @neanora5521
    @neanora5521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1825

    Why does that sound like troom troom made a book ”a redheaded girl with glasses” ”boy with a spikey blue hair”

    • @chaoticenergy1504
      @chaoticenergy1504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Save the blue eyed girl cause she's missing

    • @axelhanssen7030
      @axelhanssen7030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      *Cristine has joined the chat*

    • @angelamontoya8032
      @angelamontoya8032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Julio Iglesias fr tho that’s the first thing that came into my mind

    • @xhesildabaliaj5950
      @xhesildabaliaj5950 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Julio Iglesias zDZzzzdZizZtZuz

    • @xhesildabaliaj5950
      @xhesildabaliaj5950 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      STAYDONT STRAY cats have zero tfiZZDzzzzidTzidzidZiiztzzzIzzidziZiZd.iziiziz

  • @burrito2526
    @burrito2526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7798

    tom harlock wishing he was jared, 19 for 30 minutes straight

    • @goldenoceans14
      @goldenoceans14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      This comment has layers to it 😂

    • @alyssa01825
      @alyssa01825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      KEITH

    • @MiniHorsesAreReal
      @MiniHorsesAreReal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      seeing Keith gives me flashbacks

    • @ohboy..
      @ohboy.. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was just about to same the same thing (also nice profile picture. you have good taste my friend)

    • @BlueApplesWhat
      @BlueApplesWhat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I died when I read this... Rip

  • @adrianaalvarez1652
    @adrianaalvarez1652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2658

    So, she wrote fanfiction, about herself... 👀

    • @deema1479
      @deema1479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Adriana Alvarez accurate

    • @angele4729
      @angele4729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Adriana Alvarez did she write it herself though

    • @angele4729
      @angele4729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      DestinyKiller oof yes good thing he remains anonymous

    • @higuys5386
      @higuys5386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adriana Alvarez Please she can get over a million views and likes in a day! Unlike YOU

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s pretty common to see authors’ obvious self-inserts but these youtube “authors” really take it to a whole new level.
      Hers isn’t nearly as bad as all of fucking Onision’s self inserts are though, so at least there’s that. But Lele did have Melissa De La Cruz, who was at least a pretty decent YA author back in the day. (Why Melissa, whyyyyy?)

  • @kael9096
    @kael9096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    "I'm an ugly duckling."
    *"And now I'm a Caracas swan"*
    - Tom Harlock 2019

  • @helpidroppedmydignity6138
    @helpidroppedmydignity6138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5261

    "Being Latina isn't a personality trait" - me, a Latina

    • @florenciacastro5598
      @florenciacastro5598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      omg yesssss there's such different and distinguished qualities and idiosyncrasies in every country that's considered part of Latin America that there's no way of putting labels on that many people, like no one says europeans share the same culture just because they're europeans...

    • @helpidroppedmydignity6138
      @helpidroppedmydignity6138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@florenciacastro5598 Exactly. She watched one telenovela and decided that's how everyone acts smh

    • @pazhdiskova1030
      @pazhdiskova1030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Your profile picture fits so well with the comment omg 😂

    • @bradenb803
      @bradenb803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just like owning a Jeep and liking the office.

    • @brendasf2960
      @brendasf2960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Florencia Castro exactly and for example, Brasilians are latinos too but their language is portuguese
      We are so different, and generally we speak spanish but one word in a country doesn’t have the same meaning in another, we are like that of diverse but for her we are like a BIG an UNIQUE group

  • @booksandsunflowers677
    @booksandsunflowers677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3366

    “I’m so sorry trees. This was a tree. This was something that gave us life and helped us out in a lot of ways....This is gonna drive people to suic!de.” IM SCREAMING. 😂😂

    • @mildswhite8675
      @mildswhite8675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YEEEOOOOOOO

    • @starbittenpixieboy
      @starbittenpixieboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1000th like, so satisfying

    • @BGOlife
      @BGOlife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read this as he was yelling it out loud 😂

  • @vanessariera2472
    @vanessariera2472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1591

    I promise I’ll buy the audiobook if it’s read by Tom

    • @whatabouthedroidattackonth3633
      @whatabouthedroidattackonth3633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      It would just be him reading a line and then the thud of the book being thrown followed by a gutteral scream of anguish

    • @aditibalaji2026
      @aditibalaji2026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      and he sounds disinterested and pissed throughout

    • @killinglyre
      @killinglyre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      they say dream big, but not this big

    • @ladymaiden2308
      @ladymaiden2308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Especially if he adds his commentary throughout. And punctuated by him throwing the book occasionally, exactly like whatabout theDroidattackonthewookies said.👆

  • @Ghoulpedia
    @Ghoulpedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    "A fictional memoir" ...it's......... self-insert fan fiction

  • @xanthelamont6528
    @xanthelamont6528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4273

    Why hasn’t anyone pointed out that this book reads like a wattpad that an 11 year old wrote.

    • @halfdemon4lifeintime
      @halfdemon4lifeintime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      That's mean.
      11 year olds on Wattpad wouldn't appreciate that comment

    • @buzybeeb4101
      @buzybeeb4101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      11 years old write better than that...

    • @rune4136
      @rune4136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      literally

    • @wellhellothere5431
      @wellhellothere5431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Not trying to toot my own horn but i wrote a story when i was 11 on wattpad and it’s STILL better than the shit Lele wrote

    • @lostinwonder1333
      @lostinwonder1333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@wellhellothere5431 lmao same, I wrote a story when I was 12 in wattpad and it was way better than that.

  • @dizzymae6564
    @dizzymae6564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1845

    Her accent isn’t that thick in her videos so why did she put it on harder to try to convince people how Latina she is

    • @paloma5131
      @paloma5131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      I always thought I was the only one that noticed. Especially when you see her first vines like where is the accent ?

    • @nataliaortega2720
      @nataliaortega2720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Pal Pal she moved to the us when she was five. FIVE. i cant i cant.

    • @ejc2001
      @ejc2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @Fern Alderton Latino people can naturally look more "white" and have naturally blonde hair and pale skin but she dyes her hair blonde.

    • @cherie5913
      @cherie5913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @Fern Alderton she's latina just "white passing"

    • @darkestlavender5650
      @darkestlavender5650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Latinos can be white

  • @c.elizabeth4503
    @c.elizabeth4503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1428

    I gather that Tom didn't like the book, although he was quite subtle.

    • @annac.6232
      @annac.6232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Yeah, him not liking the book was as shocking to me as finding out that Lele is Latina

    • @c.elizabeth4503
      @c.elizabeth4503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@annac.6232 lol

    • @ironically7561
      @ironically7561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@annac.6232 is she Latina? I had no idea!

    • @ladymaiden2308
      @ladymaiden2308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I take it you're gifted in Reading body language and picking up on micro expressions.

  • @milliesaiii404
    @milliesaiii404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2437

    Normally I get annoyed when people chuck around and bend books but this is a case I can forgive-

    • @sarahanne__
      @sarahanne__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Millie Saiii Same here it annoys me but I think in this case I’ll allow it

    • @mysteriousmysticc7810
      @mysteriousmysticc7810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me too, but this... I am okay

    • @lizzyvasquez7809
      @lizzyvasquez7809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I get really mad, but this, kinda deserves it. I'll probably burn the little devil.

    • @leslie1.
      @leslie1. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      this has nothing to do with your comment but KURAPIKA IS SO CUTE and this is the second time I’ve seen someone with a hxh profile picture in this comment section 🥺ok anyways that’s it byee

    • @kathrinalayon3035
      @kathrinalayon3035 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Millie Saiii at this point, is it still even considered a “book”? HAHAHAHAH

  • @sugarbella16
    @sugarbella16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2478

    being Latina is not a personality

    • @soiungchoi2375
      @soiungchoi2375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Lele pons would be angry at you. I'm proud of you.

    • @gemmabeale7024
      @gemmabeale7024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      👏👏👏

    • @pepepepe5768
      @pepepepe5768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Qué

    • @baebyun2914
      @baebyun2914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No it's not, it's an honor 😍😍😍😍😍🤙🤙🤙

    • @nessmujica
      @nessmujica 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      THANK YOU

  • @sylvophobia3571
    @sylvophobia3571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3544

    My sexual orientation is Tom saying latina

    • @maraimaski4762
      @maraimaski4762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Syl via religion is this entire video

    • @sylvophobia3571
      @sylvophobia3571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@maraimaski4762 yes.

    • @deejjrr
      @deejjrr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I WAS GONNA SAY THAT HAHAHAHAHA

    • @miamispice888
      @miamispice888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      AND GASOLINA

    • @dianxiaaa2164
      @dianxiaaa2164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oof indeed

  • @aishat6838
    @aishat6838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    The part where she burned her friend’s test out of jealousy and played victim to make her friend feel bad was a huge *YIKES* 😬

    • @silliestnico
      @silliestnico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Very quirky isn't it???😻😻😻
      (This is ironic)

  • @OneMunchyBoi
    @OneMunchyBoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2005

    He's raging so hard that you can see the tears threatening to spill from his eyes

    • @kollux_apollonia
      @kollux_apollonia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Kiren Patatastilatas Looking at the state of the book, I’d say he’d love to throw it right at her face if he didn’t risk being arrested for assault.

    • @rachaelll5498
      @rachaelll5498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      that sentence there is better than the whole book

    • @mmgirl600
      @mmgirl600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t blame him 😂

  • @reginamaes8501
    @reginamaes8501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12093

    this sounds like a poorly written netflix movie starring noah centimeter

    • @takenforpomegranate
      @takenforpomegranate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

      regina maes you just spoke it into existence. if netflix produces this book into a movie starring noah centipede in the next year i’m gonna blame you

    • @thewallssociety7177
      @thewallssociety7177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      AHAHAHAHAH

    • @coolbeans5911
      @coolbeans5911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sofiaguerrero0969
      @sofiaguerrero0969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      Don’t give them any ideas. Haha Netflix if you’re reading this move along there’s nothing to see here

    • @kingseokjin6492
      @kingseokjin6492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      Noah “CENTIMETER” 😂🤣

  • @666nstaff
    @666nstaff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2278

    Tom wishes he was Jared, 19

    • @dipl8150
      @dipl8150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This made me laugh out loud 😂

    • @erikamarijapaulite6458
      @erikamarijapaulite6458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      oh my lord i wheezed

    • @eveslin
      @eveslin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And sadly he knows how to fuckin read:'(

    • @koharushjsjs296
      @koharushjsjs296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And wishes he never learnt how to read

    • @rueberriess
      @rueberriess 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh my god 😭😂

  • @jess-vf6tw
    @jess-vf6tw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4739

    this may be the first time i've felt sorry for tom

    • @tom_harlock
      @tom_harlock  5 ปีที่แล้ว +416

      I appreciate that Jess

    • @laraw2718
      @laraw2718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Stayyyyy 😊😊😊

    • @jess-vf6tw
      @jess-vf6tw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tom Harlock 🥺🥺

    • @truebornseeker9767
      @truebornseeker9767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s *NOT MINE!*

    • @HoneyBee-yd7ik
      @HoneyBee-yd7ik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OMG a stay... HIIIII!!! 😁

  • @nikiw4510
    @nikiw4510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    "words are your weakness... I couldn't f****** tell"
    IM WEAKKKKKK

    • @christina4157
      @christina4157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "I have post it notes, so I know words are your weakness."

  • @devong.4216
    @devong.4216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14282

    I didn’t skip any ads because honestly you put yourself through so much pain that you deserve compensation

    • @Amaraofficial
      @Amaraofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      Devon G. if you read Lele Pons’ book, you may be entitled to financial compensation

    • @maraimaski4762
      @maraimaski4762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Amara no but making this high quality video does

    • @hannabee660
      @hannabee660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I did the same thing but just because I’m laying on my hands and I’m too lazy to move them and click skip.

    • @biz26
      @biz26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hanna Bee but you moved your hands to comment?

    • @teeze1338
      @teeze1338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait if you skip the ad they don’t get money?

  • @kloiebraelynn8875
    @kloiebraelynn8875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Sounds like a wattpad fanfic about lele being NoT liKE oThEr giRlS

    • @aditimishra7498
      @aditimishra7498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I'm not like most girls."
      -Most Girls

    • @chappelled
      @chappelled 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just started the video and she's so self absorbed tf

    • @chappelled
      @chappelled 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aditimishra7498 I'm not like other girls
      *same*

  • @sydneycaputo5974
    @sydneycaputo5974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3492

    Nobody:
    Lele: i DiDnT aSk tO Be BoRn LaTiNa, nO mAs TuVo SuErTe

    • @lolanicolau251
      @lolanicolau251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      tuve*

    • @oo496
      @oo496 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 likes ;_;

    • @blazzinwithgii420
      @blazzinwithgii420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's Antonio Garzas line 😂bopper

    • @notyet3dna
      @notyet3dna 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAAAAAOOOOO

    • @01dash65md
      @01dash65md 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sydney Caputo what does that mean

  • @ClaireNicoleCockburnEvans
    @ClaireNicoleCockburnEvans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15800

    Lele thinks her life is hard? I’m a junior in high school wearing men’s size 13 nikes

    • @sakuraflowers4146
      @sakuraflowers4146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1315

      Is that a tall girl reference? Lmao I don’t know which one is worse. 😂🤣

    • @lisaolsson8744
      @lisaolsson8744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      LMAOO

    • @gummygutshoe
      @gummygutshoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      oml

    • @yourmom-bp1np
      @yourmom-bp1np 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Claire Nicole HAHHAAH YESSSS

    • @AhoiMina
      @AhoiMina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      I literally just choked on my tea

  • @AkashiNano
    @AkashiNano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4336

    "I come from Caracas, a major city in Venezuela--"
    The capital. Caracas is the CAPITAL.

    • @Someone2aswell
      @Someone2aswell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Exactly what I said

    • @jogonjohn205
      @jogonjohn205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gay

    • @yormpbirdhouse4407
      @yormpbirdhouse4407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Anyone else remember that song that Spanish teachers play... the first 15 seconds is just “Caracas, Venezuela” repeated over and over... and over...

    • @Someone2aswell
      @Someone2aswell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@yormpbirdhouse4407 Caracas, Venezuela Caracas Venezuela, Lima, Peru, Lima, Peru

    • @Karen-dt6jb
      @Karen-dt6jb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Akashi Nano lol

  • @Bruh-ob9mi
    @Bruh-ob9mi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    I love how genuinely angry Tom seems about this damn book lmao

  • @SissaBeeiscrazy
    @SissaBeeiscrazy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    Why would anyone want to read a fictional memoir about Lele? At least write a real memoir- by doing a fictional memoir she's saying 'My life wasn't interesting enough to write a book on, so let me make stuff up' or 'i can't actually tell people what I did to get where I am'

    • @yesipan
      @yesipan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "fictional memoir" that sounds like it should be an oxymoron

    • @selmaziraoui8911
      @selmaziraoui8911 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yesipan j j k8 k8 j jjjjjjujjujujj8jjjj=jjujj

    • @selmaziraoui8911
      @selmaziraoui8911 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yesipan ujjjujjjjjujujjjjj=u=OJ u 700 juju 8j0089j8jjjj88uu89j08jj8=j89jj8u9uj08ju998=0 k8 00 9h 8h u u 9h 8 u 9h

  • @Fudhwnsmdjc28
    @Fudhwnsmdjc28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3676

    “It’s a fictional memoir” aka she didn’t help the ghost writer at all

    • @chaex2246
      @chaex2246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lmao

    • @kimberlyquinones7330
      @kimberlyquinones7330 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m trying to find the comment about Harry Potter being rejected 12 times for a book like this. Now we know why Harry Potter is still one of the best sellers of all time!

  • @c0zy01
    @c0zy01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2969

    When she burned her friends test because she was jealous, it reminded me of how she was secretly deleting Amanda Cernys successful social media posts because she was jealous. And then she blamed it on being Latina.💀

    • @spicyyellowpickles7025
      @spicyyellowpickles7025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Omfg ikr ahahaha just proves she was rly deleting Amanda's photos.

    • @lissa4750
      @lissa4750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @Sadaaaaf
      @Sadaaaaf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Ikr I felt so bad for Amanda she really cared about their friendship. FUCK YOU LEELEE PORNS

    • @lactobacillusprobiotic7029
      @lactobacillusprobiotic7029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I can’t stand how much she uses Latina.

  • @shamimsaba2000
    @shamimsaba2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1520

    Why is no one talking about this guy's smooth as honey voice
    I can fall sleep to this voice

    • @devinjoseph3895
      @devinjoseph3895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Right? 🥵

    • @3zee_
      @3zee_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Can we talk about how nice your username is 🤩🤭

    • @amanda1271
      @amanda1271 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Coco- Nutz LINKS LINKS

    • @nontobekos.8110
      @nontobekos.8110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I felt asleep to his voice, twice, trying to watch this video.

  • @Phantom95179
    @Phantom95179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11576

    Tom abusing a book both physically and verbally for 30 minutes

    • @lynnkaminari
      @lynnkaminari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      idk mate
      All I see is Tom treating a pile of shit as it deserves to be treated.

    • @silentkonami8056
      @silentkonami8056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lynn Kaminari true

    • @clovergum
      @clovergum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      usually, it would trigger me but considering that it's a lele pons book, that only gave me satisfaction.

    • @datpsychoelische1018
      @datpsychoelische1018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thats my kink .

    • @Laweryn
      @Laweryn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      More like a book abusing Tom both physically and verbally for 30 minutes

  • @icloudydust
    @icloudydust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1349

    As a Venezuelan, I want to formally apologize for her. We're not like this, I swear.

    • @nataliaortega2720
      @nataliaortega2720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ICloudydust ESO ES LO QUE DIGO YO

    • @icloudydust
      @icloudydust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nataliaortega2720 Si, verdad? Soy de Maracaibo, de donde eres tu?

    • @urcoolerarchnemesis
      @urcoolerarchnemesis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *thank god I can't deal with more leles*

    • @nataliaortega2720
      @nataliaortega2720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ICloudydust ccs bb

    • @sploosh3792
      @sploosh3792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yo soy de Argentina pero me da vergüenza por la gente de latinoamerica, dios mío

  • @pigeonpersona8171
    @pigeonpersona8171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3921

    My favorite part is that Miami is SUPER Latino, like 70% of the population. But, "OH MY GOD THERE'S ANOTHER LATINA AT MIAMI HIGH?????"

    • @butterbelieveit3520
      @butterbelieveit3520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Pigeon Persona EXACTLY lmaoooo

    • @Lielac
      @Lielac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Pigeon Persona I was just thinking this lmaoo

    • @Canadianclassicriches
      @Canadianclassicriches 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Pigeon Persona I WAS THINKING THIS THE WHOLE TIME.

    • @cami6786
      @cami6786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Literally the majority of Miami High is Hispanic, like a good 70%

    • @madisonparis2303
      @madisonparis2303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahaaaa

  • @gracealyssa28
    @gracealyssa28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    This video should be retitled “Tom Harlock stutters out of pure frustration for 30 minutes”

  • @As-dk9tj
    @As-dk9tj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1716

    “30 minutes of Tom Harlock slowly losing his soul from his body”

    • @gloryglory5434
      @gloryglory5434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As 0109 because of this GODDAMN horrible book lmao

    • @emmak3409
      @emmak3409 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As 0109 and 7 seconds

  • @ella9666
    @ella9666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2665

    why is Lele Pons so obsessed with high school?! i don’t know anyone who’s this obsessed with high school

    • @ecetuncel347
      @ecetuncel347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      ella moons because she is latina

    • @aliasalias738
      @aliasalias738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      Probably, she personally peaked in highschool.

    • @sunshineinautumn127
      @sunshineinautumn127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      This comment is ignoring all the thirty year old youtubers posting back to school hauls.

    • @Julia-ny3ip
      @Julia-ny3ip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ella moons I mean me and her can swap places

    • @mehthatisall
      @mehthatisall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I've met people who are still obsessed with highschool, even a teacher that was in her 50's. Because highschool times were the highlight of their life where they were that popular kid and they were the centre of attention and felt important and as soon as they graduate and step into the real world they realise they're not the centre of attention anymore and they're not really that special.

  • @nicole_4939
    @nicole_4939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    Didn’t her high school have uniforms...? Could’ve sworn she was wearing a school uniform in all of her old vines 😬

    • @coco-gp9jg
      @coco-gp9jg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True

    • @alexaray8197
      @alexaray8197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Dude you’re RIGHT I forgot ab that!!

    • @ba5313
      @ba5313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Nicole Rodgers *shivers in khaki shorts and polo shirts*

    • @PlsWaLuigiDomMe
      @PlsWaLuigiDomMe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brynn Alexa lmaoo

    • @dauntlessforever4410
      @dauntlessforever4410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WHOA YES

  • @eden3150
    @eden3150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    Lele: *sets another student's property on fire*
    Principal: *punishes her*
    Lele: 👁👄👁

    • @austindennis5375
      @austindennis5375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *surprised pikachu face*

    • @chappelled
      @chappelled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      omg but im latina you can't punish me

    • @azrailazmi5753
      @azrailazmi5753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@chappelled Omg I'm the protagonist, everything orbits around me, you can't do that!

    • @shirlycoh
      @shirlycoh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chappelled Wait, she's latina? Wow

  • @lauraisaza5416
    @lauraisaza5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2348

    So... it’s about her , but not about her, but she uses names of people in her life and facts from her actual life .. I’m confused

    • @musca7832
      @musca7832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Laura Isaza self insert

    • @lander9741
      @lander9741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Ꮎrbitingmaya so it’s a fan fiction about herself?

    • @musca7832
      @musca7832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ALECTO pretty much

    • @maxstan9305
      @maxstan9305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it’s a glorified fan fiction

    • @dulicious
      @dulicious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@maxstan9305 horrifying"

  • @nataliazamora8504
    @nataliazamora8504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3574

    isn’t she like in her twenties...she’s still not over that high school shit 😭 i graduated 4 months ago and i haven’t tripped over hs for one more second 😂

    • @lizbethsaucedo5848
      @lizbethsaucedo5848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      Natalia Zamora nahhhh if you look at her content it’s all about high school and college.
      (She never went to college)

    • @god5590
      @god5590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      she made this book a couple years ago

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Natalia Zamora congratulations!! :))

    • @du2081
      @du2081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Exactly once I walked the stage I tried to forget everything from highschool 💀

    • @viniprerna3831
      @viniprerna3831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😄

  • @annaaguilar1927
    @annaaguilar1927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    "And now I'm a CaRaCaS SwAn"
    I can't breeeatheeee
    Omg why he say it like that lmaooooo

    • @GG-xcx9z
      @GG-xcx9z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YES THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE PART

    • @GG-xcx9z
      @GG-xcx9z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THANK YOU THAT WAS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE PARTS ☠️☠️

  • @gemmaw1038
    @gemmaw1038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2133

    her whole “high school story” sounds like how i would have thought high school would be like when i was 8

    • @jaquicx9500
      @jaquicx9500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly what I thought

    • @MkMasterMike
      @MkMasterMike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ahh, so her target demographic I assume?

  • @3minutes374
    @3minutes374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5048

    Did she write in the book how she tried to sabotage her friend’s social media career? Or is that not “quirky” enough for print?

    • @cocoachuu
      @cocoachuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      3minutes ^^^ symbolizing through burning darcy’s paper

    • @sr2226
      @sr2226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      this!!!

    • @lyricsland9264
      @lyricsland9264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3minutes each foot happened after publishing this book

    • @nanassez
      @nanassez 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kyle did she do something wrong ?

    • @mlagv4045
      @mlagv4045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait- what now👀👀👀

  • @thisisausername7732
    @thisisausername7732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    lele's next book will be lele x lele fanfic written by lele

    • @555yarenn
      @555yarenn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this is a username ft latina, ofc

  • @mansongirl.
    @mansongirl. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I'm very late. But just a friendly reminder that Lele moved to the US when she was 5 years old. She was raised in The united states, kinda weird that she had to "adapt" to a place and an accent that she literally grew up in

    • @minajones8341
      @minajones8341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Especially when she went to Miami High School…

    • @loveitftw
      @loveitftw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao 😂

  • @erikal9594
    @erikal9594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1008

    If someone in a Miami school is making fun of your accent they’re probably a hypocrite because everyone here is from a different country

    • @tom_harlock
      @tom_harlock  5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      init!!! what a absolutely donkey of a woman

    • @boobiesrkoozies24
      @boobiesrkoozies24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That is all I could think of lol. All of my Miami friends are Latinx so there's no way LeLe was the poor lonely Latina girl

    • @butterbelieveit3520
      @butterbelieveit3520 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaooooo I just commented the same thing!

    • @madisonparis2303
      @madisonparis2303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They probably didnt like her cause she tries so fucking hard to be Latina lmaoo

    • @TheWunder
      @TheWunder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tom_harlock kinda like london. 7 accents in one school

  • @averythatcherr
    @averythatcherr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    damn... i really just spent 30 minutes of my life watching a grown man have a mental breakdown over lele pons on camera

    • @marinabenito3384
      @marinabenito3384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      aves thatch but did you regret it? Probably not

  • @cryzzie9793
    @cryzzie9793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1596

    Lele saying that she gets bullied for being Latina......in MIAMI

    • @ana7icia
      @ana7icia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      who tf gets bullied for being latina? she’ll use any scenario to bring up her heritage. it’s good to be proud of your heritage, but she’s just so fuckin stuck up lol🤪

    • @danilojoaoandrade2284
      @danilojoaoandrade2284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Lmao how can she get bullied in a city where the majority of the population is Latino (70%) in Miami 😂

    • @lmmm1459
      @lmmm1459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah it’s not like she lived in North Dakota or something

    • @bbybo
      @bbybo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No one would know if she didnt say it all the time

    • @Sea-lm6lt
      @Sea-lm6lt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I lived in South Florida and theirs literally clubs created BY schools specifically for Hispanics😭 I just dont get it

  • @janasheta7120
    @janasheta7120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    Conspiracy theory: Lele is actually Latina

    • @nyx4081
      @nyx4081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      🤯

    • @changedusernameaagain1676
      @changedusernameaagain1676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Are you sure?? I mean she never mentioned it so...

    • @tua3976
      @tua3976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      impossible

    • @Valesdia
      @Valesdia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Source?

    • @MouZeeBeAn
      @MouZeeBeAn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That’s a bit of a reach don’t you think?

  • @amandal1488
    @amandal1488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1078

    "Literary stillborn" is the best insult to a book I've ever heard

  • @erinmccoy2203
    @erinmccoy2203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2384

    “You walk in and there’s someone on the organ playing gasolina by daddy yankee” had me ROLLING

    • @kaylandra
      @kaylandra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👏🏼👏🏼

  • @nekkuuu3396
    @nekkuuu3396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2974

    "I'm so sorry trees."
    YES. WASTE WASTE WASTE OF TREES.

    • @humi2626
      @humi2626 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nikki loves B TEA S what is weonggv with me i resd that in the tune of waste it on me 😂😂😂

    • @iamimana
      @iamimana 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      save the turtles? more like SAVE THE TREES and i oop sksksk 👁👄👁

  • @rfk2298
    @rfk2298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    ‘Lele’s’ dad: I like your outfit yesterday, don’t let school squash your individuality 😇💖🔥💓✨
    My dad: wait how old are you

  • @wylhemina
    @wylhemina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1342

    “this is gonna drive people to suicide” I’M ON THE FLOORRRRRR

    • @abbymorris7372
      @abbymorris7372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thepeanootfaith I died when he said literary stillborn at the beginning 😂😂

    • @internetghost469
      @internetghost469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I died when he spit on that pamphlet and said it was worth more than the book

  • @trueaegi
    @trueaegi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Judging from the way this book was written, it feels like she's so obscenely insecure about her own fame that she has to make it a point to mention it repeatedly over and over again just to make herself feel better about herself. It's so overtly self-indulgent, it feels like it fits more on the front page of fucking Wattpad, than a legitimately published book.

    • @Sofiaode18
      @Sofiaode18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah it doesn't fit on the front page, it fits right in page 12.

  • @LanaNana24
    @LanaNana24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    why didn't she end it with "i know i'll be just Vine"
    would've made up for everything else

    • @mewmew6158
      @mewmew6158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Because she couldn't make a good joke to save her life

    • @AlyssumCandyYT
      @AlyssumCandyYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Best comments ever

  • @izad1357
    @izad1357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1498

    Stop spreading lies Lele you know everyone’s ringtone is gasolina, it’s the law in Miami.

    • @neuroticpizza7663
      @neuroticpizza7663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I'm going to create more fake accounts to give this comment the recognition it deserves

    • @why7242
      @why7242 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And if you change it you get a fine

    • @cusco5253
      @cusco5253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dame la gasolina 🤭🔥

  • @meg-zv9dm
    @meg-zv9dm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6846

    i’m dying at people “making fun of her accent” when she’s literally in MIAMI which is a majority latino city like.... you have an easier time if you know spanish rather than english in miami

    • @x3katers
      @x3katers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      I grew up in Miami and was constantly made fun of for now knowing Spanish, I feel this

    • @cocoachuu
      @cocoachuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      exactly! you’ll most likely get brushed off or weird looks for not knowing spanish... we had esol at miami high and half of the kids genuinely couldn’t speak english and got along fine.

    • @butterbelieveit3520
      @butterbelieveit3520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Paola F SAME!

    • @caitlinplays7456
      @caitlinplays7456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      thank you!! The whole time I'm watching this video I'm just screaming "She's in MIAMI"

    • @angelscores4332
      @angelscores4332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      LMAOO AS SOMEONE THAT LIVES IN MIAMI HEARING HER SAY THAT MADE ME SO ANNOYED LABDKFJDKDN

  • @blazehaze233
    @blazehaze233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    Us, the latinos, don't claim her

    • @changedusernameaagain1676
      @changedusernameaagain1676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      As a person living on earth, me either.

    • @rfk2298
      @rfk2298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      as a living organism, we don’t either 💖✨🦋

    • @martinguerra5152
      @martinguerra5152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All latins north of mexico ashame me...
      French canadians are cool though

    • @aylamancari4212
      @aylamancari4212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@martinguerra5152 French Canadians can be pretty stuck up like lele

    • @blazehaze233
      @blazehaze233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @yoshii the ludenburg no one does so true