i tried it out, now all the girla are looking at me in a strange way, they probably like me! They also keep whispering about me and throw food at me in the cafeteria because they love me and want to give me food.
Lol. Yes. They will be very disappointed. 🤣 I got rizz, and don't even need any of those "tips" anyway. Have enough rizz to the point were I have a GF. 😂 Edit: when I said I have 'rizz' I was being sarcastic. I was making fun of "rizz" itself. I did in no way mean that seriously... I was not capping about me having a GF tho. And yes I know. I spelled 'where' as 'were' originally. Grammar mistakes happen...
@@pillowswifeandgirlfriend Bro I hate all those things I’ll even explain 1. Wearing no deodorant is just nasty. 2. My nose is very sensitive and it burns my throat with any strong sprays like that. 3. The backpacks are SO annoying they just slow me down. 4. Making out in the hallway, I hate romance it’s disgusting and yes I am a mature age. 5. I am sensitive in the ears as well, it hurts when there’s loud noise and I have to take headache medications.
Seems like lots of people in the class are inviting me to an alleyway after school! Sounds friendly and cozy! I hope I can become great friends with them, it's not like I will get jumped or anything!
To fix lower back arching, clench your glutes while standing and it should hopefully be straight. Then, move your shoulder blades forward, up, then back and down in order to straighten the upper back
Seems like everyone is staying away from me! I'm glad they respect my personal space! And everyone near me keeps whispering into each other's ear! I hope they're saying great things about me! Oh, also everybody keeps inhaling REALLY loud when they pass by me! I think they want to get as much of my beautiful scent in their nose as possible! Great advice!
as a kid with multiple rolling backpack classmates... if they're annoying in class, or if I just hate them, I stop their backpack as they're moving and they fall to the ground. the halls are extremely crowded so they'll never know
Don’t worry they’re just jealous of your alpha sigma male Gigachad energy 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️ #AndrewTate #JustPearlyThings #AlphaMale #W #MenAreBetter #Incel #FutureRedditModerator
Going to share my rizz line that work everytime🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 "You have a snot sticking out your nose, it have the colour of my favourite. Its means im always green light to you 💚"
Trust me hell no. I have some at my school and they’re always the pasty white kid who hasn’t been outside and is weird anime watcher. Don’t get one, you look like a dweeb
@@memrman8331 bro's having beef with being white and pasty. How come you have so much negativity towards some random people? Still in your edgelord phase?
@@seaweather I don’t, I’m not an edgelord. I think white people are an advanced species, however, these weird fat anime watching kids are bad for the economy and irritate me by existing since they have no gdp output
@@memrman8331 * I'm not an edgelord * Kids irritate me because they have no gdp output Yeah, you're totally not an edgelord, sure. Mf gets worked up over randos watching anime and expects kids to consistently contribute to gdp
Bro is actually genius, he is eliminating his opponents
😂😂fax’s on god!!
And eliminating the person hes trying to attract 💀
@@JRG_MEMEzfrrrr cap
Fr
(I say this when I don’t know what to say)
Oh no it's the other stickman🥶
Blast music on your speakers and make sigma ohio patrick bateman jokes to tell everybody you're an alpha!!!
No loser
lmaoo i cringed so hard reading this comment 😂😂
Tell everyone about your favorite skibidi toilet episodes!!!!111!
@@thecruelfool12 omg shut up
@@George_Washington1732 what?
were getting stuffed into a locker with this one 🗣️🗣🗣️🗣️🔥🔥️🔥🔥
Bullying no longer exists.
@@FksonKLkand let there be light
@@FksonKLkIt barely does
@@FksonKLkcap
Sarcasm does
Students: *_"Why is that guy smooching the air?"_*
ikr
_"That's what the video said"_
Try this
"In sales, clothes are upto 50% off"
"But at my place, they're fully off"
6. Always ask people for pencils and never give them back, Robbing rizz🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Cuz girls love bad boys, sigmas and thugs
Ilegal rizz🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fr I do that
i always do that and when they ask for it back i just say that i already gave it back
@@user-bw8cu5se2z nah I just say what pencil
This might be my worst video of all time
Nah nah best video frfr🔥🔥‼️‼️
Nu uh
do you need help on editing???
W video
nuh uh
I swear some of the freshmen at my school seem to actually follow these tips.
fr 💀
Always the freshman 💀
Lamo😂
Ian so sorry
Seriously What's wrong with the axe 3 in 1?😬
As a person with a rolling backpack, I feel personally attacked
Same 😢😅
I just tell the guy with the rolling backpack "have a safe flight"
i feel attacked as well
I hate rolling backpacks and 12 of every 14 students in my school have it.. (I have it to btw, seems childish and I don’t like it)
Same as an axe 3 in 1 user
DONT FORGET FULL NEON GREEN OUTFITS AND BOWL CUTS ARE BACK IN!!! 🗣️🔥🥶
Vector be like:
And the among us backpack
@@bigturdgames9802 yessir
@@pokechimp88neon orange tho
Scunts:
6: Make sure to griddy across the hallway while saying sheesh
YEA!
7: Stick out ur gyatt Infront the entire population of What ever ur in
@@mrcreepymelon8: Pop milk cartons in the cafeteria to give heart attacks to everyone who isn't there
@@mrcreepymelon😨
8. Say suii in the hallways and everywhere
This helped me so much, I became the alpha of the school and teachers and students run when they see me 😈🐺
They always say "EW" but I can just tell their just scared of how alpha I am
Why the music in the beginning fit so well with his facial expressions 😭😭
We getting kicked out with this one 🔥
fr
Rip our social life
We making it to prison to drop the soap with this one. 🥶🔥
@@Helpadoggoreachsubs you saw my comment on that vid?
@@darthvader4593 what u on about dawg
We are getting rejected and called a weirdo with this one 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
What are you talking about?
@@ormr10 if you actually do these steps, you'll be called a weirdo and get rejected.
@@zenithlmao obviously
@@zenithlmao but play along
Does anyone know what a joke is??
Wearing neon green outfits and bowl cuts is definitely a bold move. Don't forget to blast music and make some jokes to show your alpha side!
Loo
We being called restarted with this one🔥🔥🔥
Every time you enter a class, always say “Hello my fellow Ohio Sigmas”!
🗣🗣🔥🔥
@@yeahbuddy7217 🔥🥶💯
Tru
That's my type 😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😎🔥😎
i tried it out, now all the girla are looking at me in a strange way, they probably like me! They also keep whispering about me and throw food at me in the cafeteria because they love me and want to give me food.
It’s nice to see some honest, kind and helpful content. I really appreciate it 🗿
Bro about to get maximum roasted😂
?
@@Randomnesswithanimationsbros about to get suspended 💀
Ikr? This content is SO helpful!
I can confirm…rolling backpack is rizzy fr
I can 100% confirm this is accurate, and the only way to pull women in 2023
rip to the 12 yr old boys who actually think this works
edit: holyyy bro it’s a joke 😭😭 but I will say there are people that believe this is true
Lol. Yes. They will be very disappointed. 🤣
I got rizz, and don't even need any of those "tips" anyway. Have enough rizz to the point were I have a GF. 😂
Edit: when I said I have 'rizz' I was being sarcastic. I was making fun of "rizz" itself. I did in no way mean that seriously... I was not capping about me having a GF tho. And yes I know. I spelled 'where' as 'were' originally. Grammar mistakes happen...
@@Tacticoolclips 🧢
@@Tacticoolclips🧢
@@Tacticoolclips🧢
Oh cmon we’re not that dumb
For all the seniors, make sure to always go for freshmen 🗿
We makin' it out of the school for this one. 🗣🔥🔥
Me asf
@@taylorhall9086why don’t you have seat. 🫱🪑
@@jacelasso4997we makin it into prison with this one 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
@@jacelasso4997...and into the jail cell 😎🗿😎🔥🗿🗣️😎🗿🔥🔥😎🗣️🔥🥶🗣️🗣️😎🗣️🗣️
How to make ME annoyed:
Im introverted and the complete opposite of these type of girls fr 😂
Naur…
it's satire 💃
“I’m not like the other girls…. I’m different… I’m special.”
@@pillowswifeandgirlfriend Bro I hate all those things I’ll even explain
1. Wearing no deodorant is just nasty.
2. My nose is very sensitive and it burns my throat with any strong sprays like that.
3. The backpacks are SO annoying they just slow me down.
4. Making out in the hallway, I hate romance it’s disgusting and yes I am a mature age.
5. I am sensitive in the ears as well, it hurts when there’s loud noise and I have to take headache medications.
@@cassandraa.thomas-pf8ju Okay?
I’m not even joking. This is how I learn what not to do in school
These worked so well! No one will even come near me because they’re embarrassed by the fact that I’m obviously superior to them 😎
💀💀💀💀☠️💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️💀💀☠️💀💀💀💀☠️💀💀☠️💀💀💀💀☠️💀☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️💀☠️☠️💀💀💀☠️💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️💀💀💀💀💀☠️💀💀☠️💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️💀💀💀💀💀☠️💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
same
Fr tho, they know I'm better than them and are too scared to approach
You're being sarcastic... Right...?
@@Tacticoolclipsyes, he is
as a girl, i can confirm that this 1000% works.
how many boys have rizzed you up with these methods
@@SANSYYGAMESFAKE infinite. every time i breathe, 10 boys rizz me up
10 isn't infinite fyi... 😅
@@Tacticoolclips you didnt understand what i said. reread it and maybe u’ll get it
@@__..kiyoko..__ ohhhh. I get it now
This is the most epic thing ive ever seen this year
Bro just said every girls nightmare 😂😂😂
As a girl, I can confirm that these help you 🔥🔥🔥
OK thanks I'm gonna try them all
@@riazortho oh, God💀
Straight from the source is best
@@riazorthoomg they’re so cool omg guys y’all wish u were as cool as him
As another girl i can confirm that this comment is 100% true 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Instructions unclear, now I have a endless summer break 🔥🔥
I feel bad for the poor soul who actually listened to the advice😢😂😂😂😂
My man got that W rizz
We getting out of college with this one 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
We are NOT getting out of the lockers with this one 💯🔥🔥
@@Minegurrer😂
Step 6: rename yourself to Gaylord
Or take up the name: Dickson butts🗿🍷
Or "Iraep Woomehn" would be a better name
Nahh, Ben Dover is the best, us girls love men called Ben..!
@@Kiseraaa_ Ooo ouch☠️
Yt asked me if this comment was helpful it asked me to rate it
Omg it worked!!!! A bunch of girls said they wanted to talk to me after school at the back where no one will find us!!!!!
We're getting a detention with this one 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
I don’t think the kids that try this gonna be able to do the “ kiss ur girl in hallways “ one 💀
Always remind the teacher to pass out homework so the whole class will love you 😊
Seems like lots of people in the class are inviting me to an alleyway after school! Sounds friendly and cozy! I hope I can become great friends with them, it's not like I will get jumped or anything!
@@anthonykhan1676Are you ok?
@@anthonykhan1676yeah you definitely won't get jumped
Last one does work , girks love funny boys
Ok, but watching someone annoy the teacher is funny at times!
i’m convinced all the boys in my class watched this and took it seriously-
Fr, first like
Same
we getting out of middle school with this one🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
We going to detention with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑
these tips work all the time, i always do them 🔥
We’re dying alone with this one ‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
WE MAKIN IT OUTTA THE PRINCIPLE'S OFFICE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣
dude i actually need one of those roller bags, my curvy spine can’t handle more
same lmao 😂
Curvy 🤤
To fix lower back arching, clench your glutes while standing and it should hopefully be straight.
Then, move your shoulder blades forward, up, then back and down in order to straighten the upper back
Weight distribution
@@SuhbanIo im pretty sure the only thing that could fix my back at this point is surgery
Bros so majestic,he’s caring about us in school
Bro is praying on our downfall😂
“1 never wear deodorant. 2 always wear axe”
That’s what I’m saying
Axe was a bodywash. Not deodourant
The bodywash version
wear the cans, don’t apply it
@@Endyre ohhhh I get it
This is so good I got kicked out of school for having to much rizz
me too bruh
My crush gave me a rizzstraining order because of how much Rizz i had, I guess she couldn't handle the rizz
As a girl I can confirm that this is indeed correct
Thank you Ben, for informing this people on accurate information
Bros tryna set us up for failure💀
Bro shows us how to get elementary school rizz 💀
Ax body spray for the 5-year-olds 💀
Another tip: DO NOT SHOWER!!! Only nerds do that and this will make you get INFINITE WOMEN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Seems like everyone is staying away from me! I'm glad they respect my personal space! And everyone near me keeps whispering into each other's ear! I hope they're saying great things about me! Oh, also everybody keeps inhaling REALLY loud when they pass by me! I think they want to get as much of my beautiful scent in their nose as possible! Great advice!
I stopped showering when I was a day old and I can confirm I have infinite rizz everyone in the school has a crush on me, I’m truly a rizzler
as a kid with multiple rolling backpack classmates... if they're annoying in class, or if I just hate them, I stop their backpack as they're moving and they fall to the ground. the halls are extremely crowded so they'll never know
Honestly the last one is 100%
Coming from a girl too 😂
Me who isn't a man: *I think I no clipped to the wrong place* 💀
Me whos gay: *where is the instructions for the guys*
OH YES MUST DO FOR ALL THE 12 I MEAN 50 YEAR OLDS 🗿
bro made 2 spelling mistakes in 1 sentence 💀
@@J4YD3N_21shit sounds like me
Valid 🗿🗿
Dam they been students for 30 years 💀
the painful thing is that I have classmates that fit every single one of these perfectly
Whenever i hear this dam song its either bad tips or good ones
Instructions unclear, got expelled
if you get expelled, you get more attention, so women will talk about you
that one kid that took this advice
he is in my class his name is vaibhav and we students think he is gay
@@Neyeditzzbruh don’t say his name you aren’t supposed to do that
they’re probably lying@@TheReliantGiant
Personally, the "where my hug at?" is what I use. Especially the louder you say it, works every time
I genuinely love parody videos lmao
bro i had a friend who legit kissed their partner is the hallways💀💀 they broke up like a month later
And I'm still crying about it😢😢😢
lmao
Instructions unclear, the whole school is hunting me down now
The rolling backpack actually makes you extremely cool in our school
Instructions unclear: teacher called my father and mother
WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🥶🥶🥶🥶
bro described my ex perfectly with that last one
Step 1: Listen to SKIBIDI TOILET everyday for about 20 mins
I DID ALL THESE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND NOW IM IN COLLEGE FOR MY LAST YEAR
I didn't know my whole school followed you...
Same 😭 the smell of the hallways are just-
@@Crafty_Breezeand I'm hella short so I'm at nose level with these peoples armpits 😭🧅
@@standoff1077 same
i can confirm that number 3 is quite impossible💀
i can never find my girl in the hallway its to crowded
bro why does the girl have 3 legs
okay it mightve been the guys leg
Fr
As a female i can approve, do this guys!!!!!
WE GOIN TO JAIL WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣
Will try out soon😊😊😊😊
Soon?
Rip to my 6 year old self looking up “how to get a girlfriend” 💀
Omg thank you so much bro tomorrow imma go to school and follow all the steps I’ll get all the girls thx😁
This actually works. I used all of these and now I’m by best friends moms step dad
The boys in my class really took this to heart😭😭
As a woman, I can confirm this is a fact men
instructions unclear, there are a bunch of girls chasing me in the hall 💀
Mission unsuccessful, I am now shoved in a locker
Me going into senior year with the Angry Birds rolling backpack I’ve had since 5th grade: “Why the hell am I still single?!”
Thanks bro, stopped using deodorant, and all the girls are staying away bc I’m too cool
Yeah that's definitely why
Yeah I bet they think you’re already dating someone better, now you just need to pick one
And remember to never shower after working out, that'll strengthen your coolness
Don’t worry they’re just jealous of your alpha sigma male Gigachad energy 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️ #AndrewTate #JustPearlyThings #AlphaMale #W #MenAreBetter #Incel #FutureRedditModerator
I can confirm these all work flawlessly
The funny thing is most of these are actual true
i fr know someone in my school that doesn't wear deoderant to smell more "manly" 💀
WE MAKING IT OUTA SCHOOL WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
The fact that #5 could actually work
Trust me guys it works!!!
I admire how this guy is basically saying our entire society is freaking stupid! 😂
and he’s not wrong
society is full of childish a-holes (no offense to society)
Facts💯
I tried, and this worked. I now have 100000 girlfriends
the boys are proud of u 🥶🥶💀💀😭😭🗿🗿🗿✨✨🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥💯💯💯💯@@digitail4000
Going to share my rizz line that work everytime🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
"You have a snot sticking out your nose, it have the colour of my favourite. Its means im always green light to you 💚"
Bro the one kid that will actually listen to this😭
cant wait to go back to school and try this.
Id actually respect a mf with a rolling backpack
Trust me hell no. I have some at my school and they’re always the pasty white kid who hasn’t been outside and is weird anime watcher. Don’t get one, you look like a dweeb
@@memrman8331 bro's having beef with being white and pasty. How come you have so much negativity towards some random people? Still in your edgelord phase?
@@seaweather I don’t, I’m not an edgelord. I think white people are an advanced species, however, these weird fat anime watching kids are bad for the economy and irritate me by existing since they have no gdp output
I have scoliosis and i have to go to school with rolling backpack, embarassing af
@@memrman8331
* I'm not an edgelord
* Kids irritate me because they have no gdp output
Yeah, you're totally not an edgelord, sure. Mf gets worked up over randos watching anime and expects kids to consistently contribute to gdp
We getting boiled, skinned and let to rot in the open sun with this one 🥶🥶🔥🔥
DUDE I LOVE NOT PUTTING DEODORANT ON WHILE WEARING MY DEODORANT!?! 🗿