"Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." "Before you say another word,Javert" "eeeeeeeeeeee...." "Before you chain me up like a slave again" "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." "Javert," "eeeeeeeeeeeeee..." "Listen to me." "NO! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
The "your face is not a face" part, holy fucking shit. Not even 25 seconds in and I had tears rolling down my face, out of breath, slapping my god damn floor.
1:30 "At last, we see each other monsiiiiiiieurruuuuueusnom" my favorite part : 3 I don't know how can a simple editing trick can make this so hysterical, but it can.
Before you say another word Javert! aaaauuu Before you chain me up like a slave again! aaaauuu ... aaaauuu ... aaaauuu ... aaaauuu Javert... aaaauuu ... aaaauuu Listen to me! No. ... aaaauuu *jumps in the river* aaaauuu
Jajvert had a VietNOM flashback, he used to be butter, you see, before he became Lucifer and Joj Valjoj. It's a very emotional story, but never mind that, you may now return to your toast.
Can't wait for the sequel! The first one is definitely up there in my top 10 list of favorite YTP's. I've also liked how you don't rely on swear words and lewdness in order to make the jokes. Good on yah man!
u need to make another one bc jajvert NEVER GOT THE BAGEL ONLY TOAST. we must have justice for jajvert, justice for the bagel, and justice for all those who were misled into thinking there would be a bagel
*+ElegeantFencer* - When he offered up his old poops in a nice batch for download a few years ago, he also included several of his animations. Judging by those, Nick Wahlstrom has _always_ been fucking creepy as shit.
Guy Guino I have no idea, I'm sorry to say. It was something he or someone connected to him put on megaupload or some place like that years ago. The batch has all but one of his pre-retirement YTPs ("One More Final" is missing) along with some random stuff he made in Flash. I can't even play most of the files anymore because they're .swf and I uninstalled Adobe. Perhaps one of these days I'll figure out how to get them back into the wild.
You Da Man, Dathings. It seems most people in the community can't keep up the numbers they used to, so don't feel rushed. This should be about entertainment; for us and you.
The line "I have disgraced the uniform that I wear" saves the poop joke. Makes it, in fact.
Makes it even better when Valjean says “You have done your duty.”
Disgraces it, in fact.
@@igorcorrales6450 lol
Next time I shit myself, I'm going to march up to my boss and stat, "I have disgraced the uniform that I wear!"
"Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
"Before you say another word,Javert"
"eeeeeeeeeeee...."
"Before you chain me up like a slave again"
"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
"Javert,"
"eeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
"Listen to me."
"NO! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
It takes some focus to do that "NO! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
And i am Javert
"I've disgraced the uniform that i wear" "You've only done your duty"I lost it XD
The dignity of the toilet
*DUUTY*
"I expect you have 2-ply..."
@@nomnomfoodthief LOL!
"all I did was steal some suffering child!" LMAOOOO
"I was born inside Javert"
*gold*
The "your face is not a face" part, holy fucking shit. Not even 25 seconds in and I had tears rolling down my face, out of breath, slapping my god damn floor.
Omg, same 😂
“You broke his face”
"I expect you have 2-ply." -gives a cheeky grin- "To stay aliiiiiiive."
hmmm...truly ahead of its time
I''m Yakko!
I'm Wakko!
AND I'M JAVERT
you know what that means....
+Simon Tonekham I'm breeeeeeaaaaad
Ben Buhrman ..No..
If anyone doesn't know, it's a reference to the Nostalgia Critic's review of Les Miserables.
@@SimonTonekham means I'm freeeEEEeeeEEEeeEe
"I was born inside Javert!"
Wow, that's... That's rough, buddy.
1:44
You know nothing,
I am Jajvert, I was Jajvert,
And I'm JajveEeEeEeEe
This is my new ringtone
"I am YOU, I am former butter too!"
Good god, what's with that line that makes me crack up XD
Love your profile pic
+Kyros Vulk-Oliver thank you :D
Shade, the Raven Witch What's your FA?
Wyraachur
+Shade, the Raven Witch He says "I am from a butter. too." The original line was "I am from a gutter, too."
JAVERT! LISTEN TO ME!
no.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No
@@inspectorjavert9868 what's your name?
@@valdaitis I'M JAVERT! DON'T FORGET MY NAME. DON'T FORGET ME.
@@inspectorjavert9868 I’ve never forgotten your mom
WHEN HE HAS THE TOAST YOU CAN HEAR A DISTANT "breeEEeeEEeeEEad"
N O M
69th like LOL
The subtitles point this out rather nicely
I'm literally dying
1:30 "At last, we see each other monsiiiiiiieurruuuuueusnom"
my favorite part : 3 I don't know how can a simple editing trick can make this so hysterical, but it can.
"I don't believe what I see....You broke his--"
"Face. >8]"
Top 10 Villain moments
2:10 The best bit is where it says ''Javert listen to me''
I really miss these old YTPs. The humour was so simple but so golden.
"The old one is fading fast."
The hard drive won't last a week, or so they say.
With all poop inside the disk.
How long before it gives away.
+VintageTrollean
Lol
+VintageTrollean your profile pic looks like someone
I get that a lot
yh
Before you say another word Javert! aaaauuu
Before you chain me up like a slave again! aaaauuu
... aaaauuu
... aaaauuu
... aaaauuu
Javert... aaaauuu
... aaaauuu
Listen to me! No.
... aaaauuu
*jumps in the river* aaaauuu
To your toast. (Breeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!) NOM!!!
He never got his bagel, but at least he got his toast.
+Higgle Wiggle And if he's lucky, and works reeeeaaaaallllyyyyyy hard, he might just get a waffle!
Omg "I have disgraced the uniform that I wear" 😂 I cannot cope
Jajvert had a VietNOM flashback, he used to be butter, you see, before he became Lucifer and Joj Valjoj. It's a very emotional story, but never mind that, you may now return to your toast.
"You'll return, sir, to your toast!"
(breeeeaaaad)
@@frankz3595 NOM
The dignity of thy toilet!
Yay yay yay! I expect you have two-ply.
2:30 I laughed harder than I should’ve
0:27 I honestly thought that was my stomach.
you don't have a stomach
+Kyle Demoderpifnlikskin your face is not a face
Conor_17 :O
+GassedGasMask7 Omg, the moment I read that comment, my stomach growled!
TheMasterplanter lol
I am Luuuucifer, oooooo
Your face is not a face!
*Horribly disfigured face*
You broke his face !
+HamanKarn567 Oh go back to creeping after Judau, Haman
Entropy 44 Oh don't worry I will. HAHA
I may have to pee.
I love the face he makes at 0:23 "Oh God what do I do this guy's about to piss himself"
Of all the sequels, this is the one I've been the most eager for.
1:31 MONSIEOOOOOIISHHH that had me crying
So THAT'S how Prisoner 24602060451 got sent to prison...
Yes
0:18: Literally everyone to the Phantom of the Opera.
Glad to see that after he stolelolelolelol a loaf of bread, he was finally able to make toast. :')
I was born in SAS
Anytime someone tells me something extremely hard to believe, instead of saying "And I'm the queen of England", I'm going to say "AND I'm JAvert!"
You know nothing,
I am Javert,
I was Javert,
And I'm Javert
this is the most literal TH-cam Poop i've ever seen
Can't wait for the sequel! The first one is definitely up there in my top 10 list of favorite YTP's. I've also liked how you don't rely on swear words and lewdness in order to make the jokes. Good on yah man!
Hugh Jackman and Russel Crowe had to see this masterpiece
Now prisoner 24602060451!
You're no one
LOL
+tommyzoom88 Your time is up and Your time is up and Your time is up!
+OmegaMultiplayer And I'm Javert
+Colin Donovan And you know what that means
0:17 The Phantom of the Opera (1910)
How am I just discovering this comment?
"I do hope you have 2 ply". LOL Great play on the movie that happens to be one of my favorite musicals released lately. Great job as always.
That's some good parkourt from Javert.
+ElagabalusRex I was wondering if that went through anyone else's head lol
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
2:20 that jump cut is perfect!
I was born inside Jajvert
I was born with scum like Javert
"The dignity of the TOiLeT!"
lmfao
2:02 Every person whenever they visit their past self and ask who they are
Monsieur Le Mayor, I have disgraced the uniform that I wear...
You have only done your duty... LOL
... LOL
2:08 always kills me
me and my friends have this running gag where we just sing "I know that man, what was his name? ... Lifty Joe."
i don't know whether he's saying "I am you" or "I am hugh" which makes it even funnier
I fucking lost it at the part where Javert shit his pants and started blushing, my grandpa shat himself once and made the exact same face
I love the harmony at 1:36.
Never laughed so hard in my life. You've done one heck of a job on this
Lyrics chain (hopefully):
1815
Javert: Hi. Please know me as Javert. I'm here at your command. AND I'M JAvert.
*smooch*
your face is not a face
I may have to pee
*stomach rumbling*
It seems to me, I may have to-
@@indigoimp0446 no more words… the dignity of the toilet
“You’ll return sir, to your toast.”
Nom
I actually laughed when Jean valjean said duty in my schools production of les miz.
It's been awhile! Worth the wait.
"Javert, listen to me!" " *No* ...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain-"
LISTEN TO ME!
"No. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
And no bagel was ever found
"I was only 9 years old I loved javert so much"..............
u need to make another one bc jajvert NEVER GOT THE BAGEL ONLY TOAST. we must have justice for jajvert, justice for the bagel, and justice for all those who were misled into thinking there would be a bagel
I choked on my spit at the "duuuuuuuty"
1:57 me talking underwater
this is better than the original film
I almost pissed my pants laughing at 1:35
TH-cam Poop inside a TH-cam Poop:
press 1, wait till he says "is" and press 2
also, pressing 7 will make Javert say "tattoo"
You're welcome
*Blushes profusely* I have disgraced, the uniform that I wear.
Walrusguy's recent poops are fucking creepy as shit now. I wonder what kinda drugs he was taking after he came back from retirement.
ｎｏ ｍｏｒｅ ｔａｂｂｙ ｐｏｔ ｐｉｅ ｆｏｒ ｍｅ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ ｂｅｄｔｉｍｅ
*+ElegeantFencer* - When he offered up his old poops in a nice batch for download a few years ago, he also included several of his animations. Judging by those, Nick Wahlstrom has _always_ been fucking creepy as shit.
+Soufriere Animations? Where can I find these?
Guy Guino I have no idea, I'm sorry to say. It was something he or someone connected to him put on megaupload or some place like that years ago. The batch has all but one of his pre-retirement YTPs ("One More Final" is missing) along with some random stuff he made in Flash. I can't even play most of the files anymore because they're .swf and I uninstalled Adobe. Perhaps one of these days I'll figure out how to get them back into the wild.
+Soufriere No need to rush. I was just a little curious is all. Thank you!
0:27 fooled me big time. I thought it was my stomach.
That ending...with the fall...I nearly choked on my peppermint!
HI!.... Please know me. aaas Jajvert.
I'm heeere at your commaaand.
AAND I'M... Jajveeeert
-smiles- "your face is not a face"
1:44 I half expected Javert's face would get replaced by Ygritte's
You'll return sir to your toast
+funnyguy *playing silently in the background* Breaaaaaaaaaaaaad
We see each other, buhshoooshhhhhhh WEOOOAOH
tfw a ytp of a movie makes it look more interesting than any of the trailers did
“I am Lucifer”
Is this really a Les Miserables YTP?! I never thought I would find one!
I was really upset but this made me burst out in laughter so thank you :)
Did WalrusGuy really make this? It really seems like something DaThings1 would make
I have to watch this at least once daily to keep me sane
You'll return, sir, to this poop.
Thank you for making this Gold.
dathings i'd like to thank you for cheering me up after finding out about personal hard news.
+EclipseHedgehog Absolutely! Hope things turn out okay for you. Hard news isn't fun, but it shapes us. Take care of yourself :)
That ending haunts ones soul
2:43 .. I died alright.. I just died im ded now
2:14 Ooh, Bill Murray!
How do you make these funny yet so appropriate?
Poor Javert
At 0:27 dat face doe XD
I think it turned out great! Glad you uploaded it at its current state.
1:40 "🎶all I did was KILL SOME SUFFERING CHILD 🎶"
1:44 This part just kills me everytime....
*_And turn on captions_*
I don't know, I like this one more than most of the ones you've posted this year :P
You Da Man, Dathings. It seems most people in the community can't keep up the numbers they used to, so don't feel rushed. This should be about entertainment; for us and you.
"you'll return sir to your TOAST"