Blade Runner 2049: "Skidibi, Edge, Rizz" Baseline Test

Original video: • Skibidi, Edge, Rizz.

[@PorotoLoco]

Lyrics:
Edge
Edge
Have you ever been on an edging streak? Edge
Edge
Do they keep you in a state of edging? Edge
Edge
When you're not performing your edging, do they make you goon? Edge
Edge
Rizz
Rizz
What's it like to hold a gyatt from someone you love? Rizz
Rizz
Do they teach you how to feel sigma to sigma? Rizz
Rizz
Do you long to have your heart rizzed? Rizz
Rizz
Do you dream about being rizzed?
Rizz
Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dunne. Rizz
Rizz
Do you feel that there's a part of you that's skibidi? Rizz
Rizz
Skibid Edge Rizz
Skibidi Edge Rizz
Why don't you say that three times? Skibidi Edge Rizz
Skibidi Edge Rizz Skibidi Edge Rizz Skibidi Edge Rizz

[@mobiljetoil]

Skibidi

[@hernandrawings27]

Edge

[@moldyairplane5891]

Rizz

[@tiyaskun]

Skibidi

[@spar2anl546]

Edge

[@mratnas8399]

Edge Runner

[@EllisHudsonn]

Real

[@lilfat4905]

Blade edger

[@thanus6636]

“I couldn’t wait for you to come and clean the cupboards”

[@Ifortgor]

Blade2077 Edgerunners 💀

[@smarttarded]

Rizz Runner

[@shrek9772]

Brainrot maxing

[@moehead8257]

naaah too accurate

[@FleshWizard69420]

Rotmaxxing

[@SlimbTheSlime]

*maxxing

[@DickShooter]

A show watcher.

[@MRFLAPPYTREE]

BrainMinning

[@TheAliencreeper13]

What a terrible world we live in

[@shintyxd788]

skibidi, edge, rizz

[@CactusMoovies]

Virtual insanity

[@torte4863]

Fun police

[@kwebis3014]

I edge therefore i am

[@moehead8257]

speak for yourself bro ahahahahaha this shut is funny af

[@mastershakes]

"You're not even close to baseline."

[@askinnyball785]

Basedline*

[@antonliakhovitch8306]

​@@askinnyball785This comment wins

[@EdTrollington]

" You're not even close to bust maxxing"

[@realMrVent]

"You're not even close to Based-Line."

[@sublimechimp]

not even close to Jaw Line

[@Masamune-JGb215]

Not even Chico Meowski

[@Sannspoof]

"What does it feel like to donate to a streamer you love?"

[@pu55yEaterr]

Rizz

[@bobfty2680]

Announcer - "Simp"
Replicant - "Simp"

[@user-mg7wh8zq6v]

I feel like a sigma.

[@user-vr1nd3ep3s]

If you buy her bath water are you a simp?
Simp.

[@s0nnyburnett]

lmao

[@hello-rq8kf]

this is what Ridley Scott had in mind when he made the original blade runner, but the world wasn't ready for his vision

[@ahmadbani1452]

Nah this was PKD's original vision

[@Nick-xu7ns]

Do androids dream of electrical baddies

[@hello-rq8kf]

⁠@@Nick-xu7nsDo Replicants Edge to Rizzing Gyatts? a novel by Sigma K Dick

[@Nick-xu7ns]

@@hello-rq8kf I read that one! My favorite part was when a juvenile gronborg rizzed up livvy drone

[@ahmadbani1452]

Both great replies.
Do Gooners Dream of Electric Girls?

[@Tr1t1um417]

"Recite your baseline."
"Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, You're so skibidi, You're so fanum tax."

[@kompst_tu]

Future lingo

[@chuchu5946]

@@kompst_tuI can wait to see this in corporate email.

[@KentuckyBullfrog32]

“Why don’t you say that 3 times” is my favorite line

[@cadsarm]

Why

[@KentuckyBullfrog32]

@@cadsarm it’s the way he says it, its like he’s trying to give you affirmation’s and really wants you to understand “skibidi, edge, rizz”

[@brandonsamano7428]

Do betas dream of electric gyatts?

[@gray7035]

By Philip K. Glizzy

[@ricochetpig]

🔝

[@010-Captain]

Fucking hell, great reference 😂😂😂😂

[@infernosgaming8942]

Both the comment and the reply are brilliant

[@Suiseisexy]

you know, that is a fairly functional description of vtubing

[@mate.5915]

this is how gen Alpha was created

[@cozzy124]

literally

[@chickenchaser9783]

Gen Y made a solid foundation with layer after layer of irony. Gen Z took that and deep fried it to a gold brown. It was slapped on a Ipad and incubated for 9 months creating the perfect specimen.

[@dean_l33]

@@chickenchaser9783 Hey look mlg was and still is peak dumb fun okay

[@umamifan]

​@@chickenchaser9783 Honestly find it funny how people think Gen α meme's are completely different than the shit they watched years ago. Both Gen Y and Gen Z laughed at the same stupid shit that still doesn't make sense even to this day.

[@ghoulbuster1]

Alpha beta sigma

[@twintyara6330]

Where's the subtitles? I can't focus without them

[@M1sT1333]

Or you should say where is the subway surfer gameplay in the back

[@alexdcpe]

you can read?

[@portal128]

​@@alexdcpe not necessarily, but the animations of them popping up every 2-3 words is required to watch the whole video

[@alphu5]

I barely able to make it through without family guy clips

[@torte4863]

Within the edge rizz

[@capitanorejitas4019]

Reciting this word for word to the interrogation oficer to get the Insanity plea

[@SteveNathn]

Both parts too

[@checcmac8693]

Denis Villeneuve if he was a good director

[@colossvs_iii]

Within edge, interrizzed

[@pavel7700]

Kkkkkkkkk

[@godofgrains]

In retrospect, he was talking to a ps5 on the wall

[@matthewdeklerk3457]

Skibidipunk: edge rizzer

[@parkeypence5974]

All those moments will be lost in time, like edging streaks in Ohio. Time to goon

[@noenaym3350]

A vision of a dystopic future - oh wait...

[@omgratboy44]

"We're done. Kai Cenat, You can pick up your fanum tax."

[@Konic_and_Snuckles]

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Skibidi

[@08.nguyenthanhuc38]

I Have No Rizz, and I Must Goon

[@Shea7TDM]

Bladepilled Runnermaxxing

[@stdcall]

the voight-zoom test

[@sem_channel]

this is cinema

[@xx_d34dp00l_xx]

If blade runner was actually dystopian

[@mc4ndr3]

so many hentais were lost that day

[@thgntlman-zy9rb]

What's it like to hold the gyatt of someone you love?
This line, while simple, conveys to the listener a deeper yearning for physical intimacy. While straining away from conventional vocabulary, it remains poetic. It is art in the purest form.

[@pedrotbird5426]

Truly one of the best movies ever made, when I first watched Rizzrunner 2048 I nearly wept. The subway surfers gameplay in the cinema playing next to it, the obnoxious subtitles covering half the screen... it was perfect.

[@bQQm132]

You're rizzing through Ohio. You see a level 9 Gyatt Baddie ahead of you. She's stranded on her BBL, roasting in the Taki Blue Fire Sun.

[@DJGuRu0071]

Oh my word what have you done

[@bQQm132]

@@DJGuRu0071 these are designed to get a rise out of you

[@BufferThunder]

In 2024 we are going to have flying cars and live on Mars!
2024:

[@christiaancarstens4091]

Imagine explaining this to someone even 5 years ago.

[@tristandaries1129]

This is genuinely underrated, can’t wait for this to blow up

[@OMFGWTFLOLZ100]

Rizzly Skyatt never misses

[@guin5203]

Bladerunner if it was good:

[@prosaic.7944]

wow he's literally me fr fr when I
when I

[@JanitorialMachine]

The anthem of a generation

[@BasedBidoof]

I need a time machine to stop myself from watching this

[@bullymaguire9318]

This meme is so sophisticated. God bless that guy who started this. This video is masterpiece ❤

[@xboxrupert7387]

What the sigma

[@Kobe_Bryant_real]

what a horrible day to be alive

[@thebestmew]

Missed opportunity to call it Blade Runner 2069

[@jtango8095]

Edge runner 2069

[@zants_]

Edge Gooner 42069

[@DSHPerotecH]

This video, with Subway Runners on the lower half, would be peak

[@gabsyplays]

Edge Runner 4-2069

[@plasticchairguy6471]

Humanity is walking on a dark path and i love it

[@notrius7754]

the longest 60 seconds of my life

[@primenumberbuster404]

You could have added the screaming face of Ryan at the end. 😂

[@McDonaldsCalifornia]

Replacing the beautiful poetry of Nabokov with skibidi edge rizz is on another level damn

[@pityiszka]

mark my words, there will be a time where we will cry back these brainrot tier memes

[@IronClique]

Need some subway surfers on the bottom. I couldnt concentrate

[@nelly372]

So philosophical, a true masterpiece.

[@thebeetalls]

The whole time he's sitting on a skibidi toilet.

[@jadenlol7441]

Skibidi Runner: 2069

[@ricochetpig]

You see a tortoise lying on its back, what do you do:
Edge.

[@arcturus9276]

We're doomed, we live in destroyed dystopia world. Ohhh what a world we live in 😔

[@billygilmusic5072]

I couldn't finish watching this video because there was no Subway Surfers gameplay in it

[@rikiey]

the world when gen alpha will inevitably rule the world 70 years in the future;

[@Fortums]

Bro i just watched this movie. Then i see this?! Humanity is a lost cause

[@i-ahmed3495]

This needs to be viral lmao

[@rifalyudapratama23]

Chanting this prayer everyday before sleep

[@AyanelDv]

Cannot wait for the next stage of society, gonna be fire 🔥

[@McDonaldsCalifornia]

Pale 🔥

[@twincherries6698]

Ive been waiting for this

[@kubli365]

I hope i live long enough to witness gen alpha filmmakers making films with this language.
It'll be the perfect ambience to my suic-

[@kri1ndawn440]

Somehow you made Blade runner even more dystopian than it is

[@asdvhoiwe]

This is an incredible video

[@trevorhecht1478]

This video is truly a hidden gem lmao

[@cristauxfeur2560]

Skibidi Edge Rizz

[@PhilosopherJEB]

I’m a silver lining type so I like to celebrate the fact that at least one of these *is* an actual word.

[@jewcyk8268]

When I typed “skibidi is actually kinda sick when they get into the tech robot war later on.” a few months ago I knew I was fully donezo

[@mangodude-nq6su]

Ah, Edge Rizzler, great movie

[@zye.]

They edge runned the phrase out of the Skibidiscourse

[@OlweCalmcacil]

Criminally underrated

[@blueshit199]

this movie was way ahead of the time

[@zzzchase6535]

This is too funny. I had to sub

[@RoadspikeGaming]

You're not even close to baseline.

[@ShortyDFX]

Cinema at its finest!

[@arekusu.]

"Do you feel that there's a part of you that's skibidi?" fuckin sent me into orbit 😂

[@extremely.hung.individual2693]

Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.

[@adraino7345]

Now this is what marty was talking about baby, this is cinema

[@reezwave]

Twomad would be so happy to see this evolution

[@DG20345]

if bladerunner was good

[@jericodawsonmarcos7529]

this is beautiful

[@ulimitsquid]

goonrunner 2069

[@peaceformula5830]

👉👈
"Do you want to dock with another Blade Runner, merely as an act of friendship?"

[@hellxapo5740]

How is bro not going insane with this 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@tekurohamada7068]

I think this gave me back my depression

[@istthehappybara5525]

Like that they reshoot it for the modern audience

[@xcbz9176]

Lyrics
Edge.
Edge.
Have you ever been on an Edging Streak? Edge.
Edge.
Do they keep you in a state of Edging? Edge.
Edge.
When youre not performing your Edging, Do they make you Goon? Edge.
Edge.
Rizz.
Rizz.
Whats it like to hold a Gyatt of someone you love? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do they teach you how to feel? Sigma to Sigma? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you long for having your heart Rizzed? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you dream about being Rizzed?
Rizz.
Baby Gronk Rizzed up Livvy Dunne, Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you feel theres a part of you thats Skibidi? Rizz.
Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Why dont you say that 3 times? Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.

[@bedeuhdb27y9]

Best trailer ever

[@Raccoonicoot97]

Skidibi, Edge, Rizz"

[@StonePhantom21]

Brain-Rotter 2024

[@hungvuongnguyen9881]

To be fair, this is exactly how our parent generation seeing our generation

[@kirigherkins]

the greatest horror is realising this isn't even CLOSE to how bad the English language will decay over the coming decades

[@SrtLeeskcoo]

Skibidi, baby gronk,rizz.

[@LAK_770]

God has left us

[@UgandalfTheBlack]

Masterpiece

[@Roy_1]

This is like crossing Blade Runner with Idiocracy

[@Kraanox]

And dreadfully skidibi against the gyatt, a rizzler sigma mogged

[@phire0]

Edge Rizzer 2069

[@JAHNWICKS]

Ermmm what the sigma

[@ColaMolaLP]

this is so deep