Unfortunately, Billy developed OCD and became addicted to soap. He suffered from this affliction for years, but eventually overcame it. He's clean now.
Unfortunately ever since Bill overcame his OCD he now never uses soap again and now his hands and the rest of his body is a filthy cesspool for germs and bacteria.🤢🤮🤧🥵🥶
HA! like you you were ever at San Diego Comic Con *before* it moved from the classy old hotel to the "Sunken Wreck of the Titanic"! THAT was a "world without soap"! I say this as a guy who had a "pro-badge" back in 1990 after using real bristol, graphite, india ink and Hunt nibs, none of the mamby-pamby tablet-crap!
Plot twist: the health inspector is actually a giant fly in disguise, making sure there are plenty of open windows for flies to get inside the building
10:27 The kid rubs his hand on the lawn, that was probably a dog's bathroom at some point, and then breaks off a piece of the cookie for his friend. Excellent food handling advice there Soapy.
Yet Kevin and Bill also appeared on MST3K as plenty of other characters, so you've seen them and heard their voices without the bots way before Rifftrax.
I'm tellin ya man, Corbett has been on fire lately. These guys are putting these out at record rates and I'm loving every second of it! I need to watch RiffTrax take on "Face/Off"
Soapy later became the prime suspect in Pigpen's murder, for which he was ultimately convicted when a coroner's autopsy revealed trace amounts of suds in the boy's lungs.
Poofy shirt? Check. Tights? Check. Mid-Atlantic accent? Check. I loved Soapy in the local community theater's production of "Much Ado About Soapy" (although he was equally good in "The Taming of the Soap", and "Soap-eo and Juliet") Most scholars agree that Shakespeare's "OCD" phase, while odd, was still entertaining. To bathe, or not to bathe, that is the question.
I’d like to take Kevin’s laugh and make it into a ringtone. I was so used to Tom & Crow and seeing them in human form is something I’ve still yet to wrap my head around.
It doesn’t matter that I can actually *SEE* Kevin and Bill, my minds eye *STILL* substitutes Servo and Crow… I believe they’re behind those head statues puppeteering very realistic Kevin and Bill puppets… ;)
@@Mibbitmaker I had questions about Soapy wearing jewelry. He had big man-rings on his fingers on both hands. Soapy's legs and arms are bare, I assume, because he's normally an inanimate object so he isn't buying pants anywhere. But he's got, what? a class ring and a superbowl ring? It threw me out of my suspension of disbelief. Soapy's world makes no sense to me.
I assume that that's standard procedure for a dentist with very young patients. That & a knockout shot. I speak from personal experience at the age of 4.
I just watched a video online about a guy wearing a disguise who talked a young boy into taking his clothes off and taking a bath. How many lists are we now on ?
I'm surprised that Soapy didn't make all the soap disappear just to show Billy what the world would be like without soap. Maybe he needs a lesson from the spring guy.
This is the first live scene I've ever seen of the guys. It's a bit strange hearing these voices come out of people for the first time (well, except for Mike of course).
Mothra! Thanks, it was driving me crazy trying to remember the main movie. From the stage dressing, I kept thinking "Danger on Tiki Island"? Which of course is Cinematic Titanic. But forgot all about the live Mothra Rifftrax!
I went to the “Mothra” show, but I don’t remember this. I must have been late. I hate to say it, but their riffs on Godzilla-related movies have never been very funny. Strangely, the Gamera episodes and riffs were always better.
Soapy went on to become one of the greatest governors in the history of the state of Michigan, getting the Mackinac Bridge built so that Yoopers, after the Great Soap Shortage of 1957, could once again cleanse themselves!
I love how life like Crow and Tom’s meat suits are.
Meat suits? That's ridiculous. Those are puppets that Crow and Tom are operating from off stage.
And remember to wash after shaking hands with danger.
🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸....
Preferably with gasoline.
“Budew buba doo doo”
Has someone moved Chuck Hamlin's body yet?
😂
Considering what Soapy used to do with the inmates in prison, I'm reluctant to listen to him.
😂 BWAAHAHA!!
_Oh no..._
His cousin Soap On A Rope has a serious autoerotic asphyxiation fetish.
LMFAO
STOP IT! 🤢
🥴I can’t breathe! 🤣
That's Meryl Streep as Soapy. Man, she can play anything.
Soapie's Choice
Her signature perfume is named, "Versatility".
Did Weinstein get her that one? (AKA "God.")
@@craiga2002 no, he's too dirty for that.
Did anyone else notice Soapy wasn’t wearing any pants?
Unfortunately, Billy developed OCD and became addicted to soap. He suffered from this affliction for years, but eventually overcame it. He's clean now.
Very funny 🤪
Unfortunately ever since Bill overcame his OCD he now never uses soap again and now his hands and the rest of his body is a filthy cesspool for germs and bacteria.🤢🤮🤧🥵🥶
Underrated comment.
Only 176? C'mon.
Exquisite! 👌🏻
Oh? Oh! I get it!
"So we don't get to see the horrors of a world without soap?"
Well, there is a certain place called San Diego Comic Con...
You could have stopped at San Diego.
HA! like you you were ever at San Diego Comic Con *before* it moved from the classy old hotel to the "Sunken Wreck of the Titanic"! THAT was a "world without soap"! I say this as a guy who had a "pro-badge" back in 1990 after using real bristol, graphite, india ink and Hunt nibs, none of the mamby-pamby tablet-crap!
Furry cons
We do, it’s called France.
Yeah, like when they did Springy: "NO springs!!"
Mr. Zest later sued for fraud, claiming that Billy wasn't fully clean.
Woooow.....
Mr. Clean said Billy wasn't clean either, until the paternity test results came back.
"Time to visit that guy he can't quit".
Funniest line from this short 🤣 😂 😆
"Alright class, today we're going to be watching Soapy's Choice."
"Don't you mean Sophie's Choice?"
"I know what I said."
The evil magician from Frosty/ Soapy, Soapy,SOAPY! 😂
Soapy is married.
I'm not sure if I should be concerned with this knowledge.
He wears a surprising amount of jewelry for a giant animated bar of soap, doesn't he?
He's become very recluse in these pandemic times.
@@richmcgee434 Rule34...
But like many others, it’s a sexless marriage.
@@cityhawk Gah! That's _not_ what "non-binary" means!!
The bit with the dog killed me. "Brains! Brains!"🤣🤣🤣
9:28- Did that health officer wash _his_ hands after rubbing them all over that filthy window?! _Who watches the watchmen?!_
Follow the soap money, people
Lot of money-laundering going on.
The WASHmen, that's who!
Plot twist: the health inspector is actually a giant fly in disguise, making sure there are plenty of open windows for flies to get inside the building
Rorschach was known to have a stench . . .
I can hear Hank Hill saying, "That boy ain't right ."
"Out, ya gol-dern spot!"
That's one of the best riffs I've heard in a while.
What need we fear, who knows it, pardner?
10:27 The kid rubs his hand on the lawn, that was probably a dog's bathroom at some point, and then breaks off a piece of the cookie for his friend. Excellent food handling advice there Soapy.
It was not. But, a sparrow rotted over that spot last week.🤔
I remember my 10th grade heath teacher showed us Soapy and got mad when we laughed at it
Better then screaming in pure terror.
...TENTH grade?
@@jacketofdiamonds yes
All we need is Torchy the little battery boy and we'll be all set
"You must be your own health officer," doesn't have quite the same appeal as, "Cowboys use soap, too."
Reminds of a joke about the old west.
"Ya takes a bath once a month, whether ya needs it or not."
I get the feeling Soapy is required by law to notify his neighbors that he lives on that street.
It's so weird seeing Bill and Kevin talking as themselves after knowing those voices as Crow and Servo for so many years.
Maybe that's what becomes of them in the not too distant future?
Dood, it's been years and I'm still not used to it...
Yet Kevin and Bill also appeared on MST3K as plenty of other characters, so you've seen them and heard their voices without the bots way before Rifftrax.
@@chrisaltobelli That's correct. Off the top of my head, Bill Corbett was Brain Guy, and Kevin Murphy was Bobo!
@@Nightweaver1 exactly
Billy became a habitual handwasher. Soapy was placed on the register for one too many bedroom invasions
Soapy isn't allowed withing 100 feet of schools or a Chucky Cheese....
@@willtheangrydudeist9120 I'm pretty sure its Chuck E. Cheese. The E is for Entertainment!
@@ianmichalski7997
Touche
And the Zombie Dog Apocalypse was quelled thanks to everyone shaving their heads. Good Night, Everybody!
If I didn’t know better, I would swear the narrator is Phil Hartman
Close your eyes Billy
Nooooooooooooooooooo soap! * whistle *
Coily!!! My favorite!
Just some indistinct dots under the microscope? No giant streptococci with human arms and legs? You've let us down, Soapy.
Thank you, God or whoever, for the gift of Rifftrax and MST 3000...we need the laughs in these shitty times.😂😂😂😂😂
When Soapy materialized, I fully expected the classic Tom and Crow scared exclamation "Aaaaah!"
Billy became a drunk and belligerent baseball manager.
I love when a new Rifftrax drops while I'm watching Rifftrax. XD
I'm tellin ya man, Corbett has been on fire lately. These guys are putting these out at record rates and I'm loving every second of it!
I need to watch RiffTrax take on "Face/Off"
After 60 years, I'm still waiting for, "Soapy: The Musical".
Maybe in 120
I bet Hollywood will remake this as a live-action/CGI movie first. With Chris Pratt as Soapy.
Soapy later became the prime suspect in Pigpen's murder, for which he was ultimately convicted when a coroner's autopsy revealed trace amounts of suds in the boy's lungs.
Soapy, the hero we needed for the past two years.
Let's leave him out of it. Almost a third of the country would be calling him a fascist and burning him in effigy on the capitol steps.
"...the one he can't quit" 🤣🤣
Poofy shirt? Check. Tights? Check. Mid-Atlantic accent? Check. I loved Soapy in the local community theater's production of "Much Ado About Soapy" (although he was equally good in "The Taming of the Soap", and "Soap-eo and Juliet") Most scholars agree that Shakespeare's "OCD" phase, while odd, was still entertaining. To bathe, or not to bathe, that is the question.
how do you not have more likes?? Hilarious!
He was also excellent as Lady MacSoap in the all-male production of MacSoap. “Out damnèd spot!” was a line he was born to say.
I liked Soapy's performance in Henry The Filth.
@@ArtemyMusha bravo!
Or do a mashup with the movie--"Manos, Hands of Soap."
6:13 “Watch out for Eggo waffles, because they make you sick if too many of them get inside you.”
"Especially if they're sprinkled with ball bearings."
How ironic; I got an ad for Eggo waffles while watching this video
Bill singing at the end of this made me realize he could do a dead-on impression of Bert Lahr's Cowardly Lion (and he probably has).
I'm pretty sure he did the, "Put 'em up!" But on MST3K somewhere.
Soapy wants to clean Billy’s nether regions.
Thanks for the nightmares...😱
"You're in *Soapy's World* now...there's _no_ going back..."
A giant talking bar of soap killed my Pa...
* narrows eyes *
I’d like to take Kevin’s laugh and make it into a ringtone. I was so used to Tom & Crow and seeing them in human form is something I’ve still yet to wrap my head around.
Honestly, one of the more informative "educational shorts" that get riffed.
Billy needs more than soap, HE NEEDS AN ADULT!
I think Soapy is an adult, unless bars of soap come in a larger size I don't know about.
shhh just lay down and close your eyes
In this case, he'd need an exorcist!
More than that, Billy needs to call in the Ghostbusters.
It doesn’t matter that I can actually *SEE* Kevin and Bill, my minds eye *STILL* substitutes Servo and Crow… I believe they’re behind those head statues puppeteering very realistic Kevin and Bill puppets… ;)
Tune in for the sequel where Soapy has an epic battle with COVID!
First "Batman vs Superman", now "Soapy vs Hydroxychloroquine".
No one thought to give Mr. Soapy some pants??
how would he wear them?
He has quite fancy sleeves yet no trousers. Why?
@@dragongamerx12 Spongebob makes due with no problem
@@cujoedaman sponge bob is a cartoon so they can do whatever they want soapy is not
He has light brown leggings on. You can see the wrinkles form when he leans forward a couple times.
I was at my grandmother's friend's house and she caught me washing my hands after I pet her dog. "You know dogs don't have germs!"
A free short? It is my lucky day!
when soapy gets washed away with water does he just turn into a pile of arms and legs or is there something freaky holding them together
Soapy will return in "The Dirt Witch: The Mud Witch Rises"
Soapy could definitely use some pants.
Now we know why Soupy Sales chose Soupy instead of Soapy for a first name.
So were not commenting on soapy's suspicious lack of pants?
I was going to comment about that. I wasn't sure I was seeing it right, but yep he was pantsless.🤔
Weird, I just assumed there were pants despite not seeing any
Billy really got into the cowboy thing after watching Brocken back mountain.
"Just enough to keep the squirrels out"
I know Evil Dead 2 isn't a film to be parodied but I'd practically sell my family to see a Rifftrax version of it....please please please please 🙏
I want to play Soapy Vs the Germ from Clean Club in Super Smash Bros.
Now i just want a rifftrax/mst3k fighting game. Mitchell vs. Rowsdower
Imagine if Billy and Willy shared the same class.
Don't lay on your tummy when Soapy is behind you Billy.
Be careful don't drop me Billy.
That Soapy costume has to be on the same level as another "germ fighter", a prescription pill bottle with boxing gloves.
Pill bottles check emails?
"Yes, washing is for sissies, but at least you'll be a clean sissy!"
Who else was creeped out by Soapy’s bare human legs?
It's the arms gesturing all over the place, esp. grabbing his "chest" with 2 hands a lot, because he has no face to emote with that haunts me!
@@Mibbitmaker I had questions about Soapy wearing jewelry. He had big man-rings on his fingers on both hands. Soapy's legs and arms are bare, I assume, because he's normally an inanimate object so he isn't buying pants anywhere. But he's got, what? a class ring and a superbowl ring? It threw me out of my suspension of disbelief. Soapy's world makes no sense to me.
I was. 😰
I also didn't like his poofy sleeves lol or his pimp rings
9:10- I don't know this man's rank in the germfighters division, but I'm for damn sure washing my hands tonight now.
An adult telling a kid to lay down and close his eyes is the most disturbing thing I've heard in years
Specifically a strange adult that just suddenly apparated in the kid's bedroom wearing a costume.
@@Zara-Bari And a costume with no pants at that....
I assume that that's standard procedure for a dentist with very young patients. That & a knockout shot. I speak from personal experience at the age of 4.
@@shuttittuppitt9355, and it's disturbing when they do it too. Speaking as a former child who went to the dentist.
That was the best Short
Soapy, Soapy Soapy, predatory nightmare. The shower's his home! He knows your alone!
Don't forget Mr. B Natural !! your first trans film instructor.
Taught a kid all the joys of blowin' a horn. ...
I just think of Bridget playing Mr. B Natural…
Now I want to see these guys cover that short.
I saw that! Played by a Betty Lusyer!
Knew your father they did!
Just seeing Thor brutality driving a stake into that “vampire”, brings a smile into my face
I'm just glad a giant bottle of Jergens never came to life when i was a teen. It would say. "You know that can be used on other parts of the body."
I just watched a video online about a guy wearing a disguise who talked a young boy into taking his clothes off and taking a bath. How many lists are we now on ?
If it weren't for these 3, I'd have no friends.
Is this Coily's cousin?
That short makes me never want to leave the house again. But it also makes me never want to be inside of the house again. I need a doorway.
Stay on your porch forever.
GOD I've seen so many MST3K that I just hallucinate robots talking when I hear their voices.
You too?!
4:40
Soapy, where are your pants?
I'm surprised that Soapy didn't make all the soap disappear just to show Billy what the world would be like without soap. Maybe he needs a lesson from the spring guy.
Soapy my be your partner and friend, but he's super lazy.
@@Zara-Bari Your response just made my day! LOL
Just waiting for the anthropomorphic needle spirit. "No Syringes! Whistle"
is there a therapist for soap related trauma in the audience? - nostalgia critic
His cowardly screams just make my day in these shorts 😊
here's hoping Rifftrax won't be over any time soon. They should have rereleased this video in 2020
The Mothra Live Show was amazing and it's so sad that copyright won't allow a VOD.
This is the first live scene I've ever seen of the guys. It's a bit strange hearing these voices come out of people for the first time (well, except for Mike of course).
"Billy is such a nice boy." So what horrible thing did he do?
I thought I'd been to every Rifftrax Live but I don't remember this short at all. (looks it up) Yup, somehow I totally missed the Mothra show.
Mothra! Thanks, it was driving me crazy trying to remember the main movie. From the stage dressing, I kept thinking "Danger on Tiki Island"? Which of course is Cinematic Titanic. But forgot all about the live Mothra Rifftrax!
Ah, thank you! I was thinking this was the short before MOTHRA...man we went to the simulcast at the theater, and that was a great one!
I went to the “Mothra” show, but I don’t remember this. I must have been late. I hate to say it, but their riffs on Godzilla-related movies have never been very funny. Strangely, the Gamera episodes and riffs were always better.
Soapy's previous credentials include driving Howard Hughes to madness.
Uhhhh...Soapy has a wedding ring on. Where's Mrs Soapy? There must be a sequel!
That doxie was really going after that girl's hair, holy cannoli 🤣
"Time to visit that guy he can't quit".😅
Tchaikovsky, would you ever have expected to have your music used in a hygenic hallucination?
Didn't he die of cholera? I feel like he'd be OK with this.
“This has been an RKO production.”
Somewhere in the warp, Grandfather Nurgle is crying.
I saw Soapy and immediately thought of the character from the Western video game, Gun!
I remember another creepy character that visited a kid...Mr. B Natural...😂😂😂
Soapy went on to become one of the greatest governors in the history of the state of Michigan, getting the Mackinac Bridge built so that Yoopers, after the Great Soap Shortage of 1957, could once again cleanse themselves!
Wasn't one of the Yoopers Madonna? ;-)
@@craiga2002 no, she's from Bay City, which is closer to the Thumb, like in the web of the Thumb, LOL.
@@l.a.gothro3999 A spiritual Yooper, then. More likely, an intellectual one!
@@craiga2002 I'm a troll, so I'm really not sure.
"Awww shucks, I wish i'd never see a bar of soap again!"
What would the world be like without soap? We don’t know because Soapy doesn’t have THAT power like our one true lord and savior, Coily!
5:06 "Just lie down and close your eyes..."
NONONONONONO BAD! BAD!
Yes, because nothing says Hand Soap like the NUTCRACKER SUITE
Oh man, someone feed Fuzzy immediately!
5:20 "I see my eye-lids! Almost non-connotative thought behind them! Wait! Is That Cowboy Frankie Smith? Creator of the Double dutch bus!?"
"Soapy scares me, he just scares me!"
So Billy had dreams about cowboys bathing? Relatable