Preschool Teachers Share Darndest Things Kids Have Said
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The best thing that I was ever told was I was eating a salad at work and I was the coach for little kids. And this little five year old walked up to me and asked me why I was eating a salad. I told him it was because I like it. He proceeded to tell me that "that's good because women over 50 need more vitamin D in their diet" ... I was 22
lol savage
LMBOOO
One of my 4 year olds told me they like my grey eyebrows.. I’m 23..
@@gabbygellerman9447 well do you have grey eyebrows?
This belongs on reddit.
The weirdness of kids is universal. I taught kindergarten in Japan and two boys fought till they cried about whether or not it was raining.
Lool really
Haha yes!! I’ve had this with preK kids before!
But was it raining?
mleanl Was it raining???
@@leonchen7707 It was drizzling so in my book, yes.
I asked one of my preschool kids what her favorite fruit is. Her answer: rollup.
Lacy Shrewsbury FRUIT rollup. That is hilarious 🤣🤣 Those brands know how to market those things for kids!!
Thats my favorite fruit too
Lacy Shrewsbury I don’t blame her lol
That’s my favourite fruit too
Same
My son's teacher once asked him why he was distracting the class and he told her that his brain was telling him to do it. She then told him "Well can you tell your brain not to tell you that." He then said "I cant" and when asked why not he said "Because my brain doesnt have ears!" 😂
Cynthia Armenta omg he is sooo smart 😂😭
🤣😜😅
Damn I wish I had used that comeback when teachers got annoyed at me for distracting the class (not doing it on purpose!) But I didn't 🤦🏼♀️
He's got a point
Cynthia Armenta 😂
Preschool teacher here. One of my favs... Me (going around the circle) how are you feeling today? Usual answers happy, sad, tired etc. I get to one child and without hesitation he answers Spicy!...
🤣
Dang
😆
He a savage
Same. Feeling spicy today 😂
When I taught preschool, a child came to me crying. I asked her what was wrong and she says “tell him to stop following me!” I asked who and she points to her shadow! 😂😂😂
That's sounds adorable!
“whatever, batman!” is my new favorite insult.
Same
Ok bommer
moet brown but what does that mean? I’ve tried googling it, nothing came up?
What does it mean
In preschool another girl asked to see my hand and then promptly bit it. When the teacher asked her why she said, very matter of factly, "How else would I know how she tasted?" That stuck with me
Colleen Hartigan I mean, she has a point... 😂
LMFAOO
My mom used to have a dog named Whisky and my cousin went to preschool and told her teacher she liked whisky🤦🏼♀️
My dad had a cat named Hennessy but no one liked her so we didn't have that problem.
Miranda Whitten my friend has a dog named whiskey
Miranda Whitten OMG XD
My uncle call his son ‘Whiskey’ as a nickname, still crack up every time
LMAOOOO8
The best thing said to me:
Student: “Miss R is that beer in the mug?”
Me: “no, it’s tea”
Student: “Oh, that’s too bad. My dad says it takes the edge off”
Omg 😂
Totally sounds like a dad thing to say lol
😱😜😅
Lmfaooooo
Lol
Do this with mall Santa’s 😂😂
My dad was a mall Santa, and his best story was that he saw his friend from high school in line with the kid's little sister. The little sister didn't want to sit on his lap without her brother, so his friend ended up sitting on his lap. When he did so, my dad said, "Ho, ho, ho! Hello Joe and little Bella! What do you want for Christmas?"
Needless to say, his friend was a bit freaked out afterwards xD
Cooking with Charles Omg yes lmaoo
YES YES YES YES
ArE yOu sAyiNg tHat tHe sAnTaS aT tHe mALL aReN'T rEaL?!
Cooking with Charles well, you need to make sure to find a sane one, and since this is in LA (I believe), they’re very hard to come by...
I have experience, my own uncle is a mall Santa and he is insane. He literally thinks he’s the actual Santa Claus no joke.
I also walked by a dude dressed as Santa and he smelled so much like a combination of drugs and alcohol.
Sorry I know this sounds a little mean and if you or someone you know is a sane mall Santa, congrats, you’re one of few (in my experience)!
I’ve been a preschool teacher for 10 years so I cannot wait to see what they have to say. Yesterday at work one of the kids told me “If you eat a snowman, you will turn into grass and grow into spiderman” lol I tried really hard to understand the logic behind it. Lol
There is no logic 😂
He was going for the shock factor which he obviously found amusing it's not like he actually believe it
@@Beezlebub6913 That's the pitfall lol - trying to find the logic. Today a child randomly told me " Don't look at the penises" We weren't in the bathroom. No one had their pants down and I wasn't looking at anyone. Just said..." Okay" and moved along.
I have a 3 year old, today while at swimming lessons he told me that he was too wet to keep swimming 😂 kids are weird and so funny ahah.
This made my day!
Maybe he only wanted to get a little wet
I can’t tell if this is an innuendo or just that he said something so obvious
I was a teacher's assistant for 1st graders. The teacher read a book about a little girl going to play in the woods and getting a bear's help to get back home. When asked what the students thought of the characters one boy said, "The little girl's parent's must be very irresponsible to allow her to go play in the woods by herself with strange animals." I was impressed.
Did anyone else try to do the “whatever Batman” move after watching the video?
Ashley Nguyen I just want to know why it’s supposed to be a burn
it took me a couple of tries to get right... hahah
Abigail E guess it’s the equivalent to “what ever major looser” which was what was in my childhood schooling
Me
I finally learned how to do it
As a preschool teacher I had to routinely tell a few girls “we do not go into labor” 😂. They were laying on the ground legs bent up and spread....the whole deal 🤣
Kaylee Miller LMFAOOOOO
Been going on a long time. Remember a friend pretending when I was in kindergarten and I’m 29.
😂😂😂😂!!
Really ???🤣🤣🤣
Whats wrong with playing labour. We used to do it all te time. Its part of life and at that age they are constantly confronted with pregnancy and labour. Playacting is a good and healthy way to deal with this. The more taboo the more weird and unfortunately bad things become in a child's mind.
I work with a guy who's daughter was & still is a hoot. After my coworker enjoyed a #2 potty break at home one morning, his 4 year old daughter peaked in the vacated bathroom whispering "Toilet? Are you OK?" So freaking cute & knowing her dad--valid question😄😄
OMG! 😂My baby cousin always goes into the restroom with everyone and offers them toilet paper, baby wipes, pads, you name it. Them she checks to see if you peed or pood. And she stares at you and tells you to make sure you wash your hands. If you don't let her in she stays outside the door knocking and asksing if you need any help, lol.
I was babysitting my 3 year old nephew who is a sweetheart and it was bedtime. So I go up to him say "ok Derrick it's time for bed." He looks at and says "no thank you." And then he walks of to his cars.
Lmao at least he was polite
Last month one of my 2 year old students told me the same thing at nap time, “No thank you, I not tired” and then he just walked away.😂
Two yr olds also be like that at nap time it’s a struggle
El ed major here! One of my 5 y/o students told me the other day that she wanted to be a hospital when she grew up.
I responded with “do you mean doctor?”
She replies “No Miss Mary, that’s silly. I will be a hospital”.
Reach for the stars sweetie. 💫
Mary Potter little dictator in the making right there. Everyone knows doctors are slaves to the hospital 😂
The girl in yellow looks like ashley tisdale's long lost sister
A mix between Ashley toad ale and Alyson stoner
Jesus Christ I meant tisdale
Yessss
@@brick267 I laughed. S'all good
I think she looks the most like Vera Farminga from bates motel/the conjuring.. mixed with a little Ashlee Simpson
My youngest always says, "mommy, I want to be a polar bear when I grow up."
that´s not that bad, i wanted to be a swimming pool
LOIS LANE you funny as hell 😭😭😭😭
Climate change gonna hit hard
Essentially_ Nerdy take her on a trip Minnesota during the winter, she’ll change her mind.
I wanted to be a helicopter
A 2year old on the daycare where I work said last week; “when I grow up, I’m gonna be a dragon doctor” and I was just smiling at him.. he goes on “because if I am a dragon AND a doctor, I can save people while can set things on fire too” ..... I Laughed a lot about it😂
I worked as a volunteer at a daycare and one five year old asked me "Are you married" , I was 11 years old 😅
Upender Singh I had a similar experience. One day while my mom and I were dropping my little brother off at preschool, a little boy asked me if I was my brother’s mommy. I was 9 at the time.
last year i was asked in a classroom of 4 year olds “are you a mommy?” i was 13 😂
I remember when I was in kindergarten and there was an 11-year-old helping with the after school program. Being 6, 11 to me was super old. She mentioned her friends and I was like, “You have friends?”
Lol
Bushwhacker 1278 gurl u just roasted her
Once when I was in preschool we where playing with scented markers, the marker I had was grape scented. My teacher asked what my paper smelled like, so I pick it and sniff the paper and my response is "it smells like purple."
“Because it’s small”
OMG, I bet she didn’t know why that is hilarious, but I LITERALLY DIED
Lmao does not even begin to describe how I feel
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Just wanna say I'm your 50th like
why is it hilarious?
Howard McKeown , you must be too innocent to not know why that’s funny
Can we can an F in the chat
I agree i died of laugthing bcuz of that 😂😂
Can we get a series of preschool teacher confessions pleaseee
Yesss! I love stuff like this!!
First day working as a preschool teacher one of my 4 year olds told me my legs were prickly just like her moms..
I complimented my 2 year old niece saying that she was looking really pretty and she was trying to be nice when she said to me “You are looking less pretty”
Ouch.
Damn.
Kids at that age are blunt as all hell and I know I’d be laughing at everything if I was a pre-K teacher.
My brother, at age 2, said he wanted to be a watermelon when he grew up. Another great answer was "a rock, so I could just sit there and be obedient."
One time I was babysitting my 3 year old cousin, and out of nowhere, she looks me straight in the eye and says, “you killed my wife!” And I was like, oh okay 😂
Omg this is too funny
“A banana!”
That’s about where my dreams are headed right now
When I worked at a school the kids were ruthless commenting on my acne, or makeup or body. You grow a thick skin working with kids they have no filter ':D
Any day I happen to not wear eyeliner it's always the kinders i hear the most from. One kinder, she was like "you woke up late huh?" I had that morning "yes, why?" " Because you're not wearing any makeup"
Lol oof 😅
One time I was sitting with one of the 2yr olds at work at the table and he says” you have a bug bite too”
I went “ no that’s a pimple it’s not a bug bite”
Then he points to a small bump on his face and goes “ I have a pimple too”
Me: I'm going to shower
My son(4yrs old): Good luck Mama
He cracks me up every single day 🙃
Me: Oh, my lucky boy, I heard you got a new baby brother
He, a 4 y/o: oh, yeah, Miss Lana, but actually I asked for a chihuahua. Maybe daddy didn't find one and bring home a baby instead
Me too! I'd much rather have had a chihuahua than my brother. 😂
Lol
"Adorable lunatics" pretty much sums up children xD They are so delightfully strange
Okay so I volunteer at the school and after a phonics lesson (whilst the teacher was gone to get the fruit) I decided to ask this bunch of 4/5 year olds what their favourite food is. I got the usual 'chicken' and 'banana' and 'everything' but this one little girl turns to me and says 'YOU. I want to eat you'
Honestly I found it so funny.
Either she knows what she wants or she's a cannibal.
I would quit. Hahaha.
oh dear😂😂
I have this habit of putting cute and funny earings and my kids really love it. There was this day one of the girls asked me "Teacher, can you come with the moon and star earings tomorrow?" and I said "Of course I can." But the next day before I went to the school I couldn't find my earings and long story short they were with my mom.
When I got to school that same student asked me why wasn't I wearing the moon and star and I told her that my mom had take it. She looked right in my eyes and said "Oh, okay. You can have it back when she goes to Heaven."
Like in death. Man, she's wild. Kids are really blunt.
Idk why but the "Whatever Batman" had me hysterically laughing in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😥😥😥😥
Funny story: Just yesterday I walked to my little sisters school and there was a bunch of little kids and one of them asked “Do you do drugs?”
when i was in preschool, i remember the teacher asked "what do you want to be when you grow up?" and i straight up said "a bee"
My child says she’s a potatoe 😭😭😭😭🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️
Kindergarten:
I was sewing with a few kids at the table and I was taking over a more difficult part for a girl. While I was doing that, I noticed she was bouncing in her seat. Didn't think much of it. Then she mumbles "man, I gotta take a really big dump after this...". I lost it... and she continued with "... and it's gonna be hard too. Aww maaan!". Me=Dead.
@BluuLady
At least they know 😂😂👌
Davy Lau probably the felt with holes pre-punched in it, and the plastic needles and wool.
Lily Diy actually no. I cut up pieces of cotton bed sheets and we were sewing a stuffed animal. They also used real needles.
Maybe in america kindergarten has a different age group? Here in Switzerland the kindergarteners are 4 to 7 years old, mixed. That girl was 5 at the time.
I like sewing with them and they actually enjoy it a lot, because they feel more like adults 😉
Omg that is hysterical! I imagine it was quite hard to get yourself to stop laughing. I would've lost it too. Every time I think about it, it makes me laugh. Did you explain to her that it isn't ladylike to say it that way? I was thinking about how hard it would be to talk to her father (or whoever you think she learned it from) the next time you see them. Haha!
Cheri Loftus yes it was hard to calm down from that 🙈 but no, I actually like it when girls are a little tougher and not too sensitive. Best combination is when a girl likes wearing pink and skirts and glittery stuff but still doesn‘t mind playing in mud or playing soccer with the boys 😁 I just let it slide, didn‘t hurt anyone and it just shows me that she‘s comfortable around me ☺️
I can just imagine a preschooler saying in the corner, "F*ck my life"
One thing that comes to mind was when I was assessing a child and he was such in rush to finish and I told him that if you go to fast you'll make mistakes. He looked straight at me with a serious face and said "I don't like mistakes I like enchiladas"! One of the best things I heard😂
When I was really little we did this play thing where the kids were acting as like compost and garbage and stuff like that. I was supposed to be recycling and I knew my bit was, “recycling: things we can reuse.” I also had this whole costume that was like a paper bag with cans and newspapers attached to it. When I got up on stage, I said, “garbage: things you throw away” really confidently. I still get teased mercilessly
Getting asked by 5-6 year olds “why are your eyebrows so big” “what are all those red dots on your face”
Taylor Thomas 😂🤣😂🤣
I get you look scary with those dark things under your eyes a lot 😂
My friend said that she wanted to be a hamburger when she was older......
..she doesn’t want to be one anymore.
Once I was in the bathroom during diapers/potty training before nap and there was a little girl who looked down at herself and goes "hmm... my front butt is wrinkly"
Still makes me laugh
Girl: I like your pe***
Boy: It’s for peeing.
That made me laugh so hard. 😂🤣
My favorite quote from my preschool class (mostly 2 year olds) was when one girl licked a watercolor paint pallet and smiled super big before saying "Mm! Colors!"
🤣
My favorite interaction happened with my last pre-k class. I was talking with a few of them about how old the different grownups (parents, teachers, aunts, uncles, etc.) in their lives are and which of them have kids. After I gave them my answers to those questions, one girl said, “you’re 28 and don’t have any kids? That’s sad.” I laughed for the rest of outside time.
Haha I always tell them I'm too young and beautiful to get married and have kids. The kids' faces are priceless when they hear this.
Haha yep! Mine are really confused bc I’m not a teenager or a mommy lol
My mom has been a teacher for 20 years or something, a big part of these years as a preschool teacher, so I've heard a lot of good stories from her. One of my favorites is that one time she asked the kids "How old you think I am?" and one 4 years old girl goes like "Hmm I think you have a lot of years, like 15" 😂😂
Kids really do say the darnest things 😂
Why do these teachers seem so sweet , humble....why did I never have such wonderful preschool teachers?
I was teaching my 4 year old kindergarten class about doctors, and I let them pretend to listen to each other's hearts with a fake stethoscope. One boy started grinning when his friend put the stethoscope to his heart and shrieked out, "When you're listening to my heart, you're listening to my butt. I farted". I fell on the floor laughing.
Once my nursery teacher asked me what I want to be when I was older and I said a cabbage🤣
One of my nieces told me she wanted me to be her mommy when she grew up 😂😂. She loves her mommy a lot, she was just being silly. Or sometimes she'll call me mommy/daddy then call her mom "auntie"
My son wants to be a Dinosaur when he grows up 🦖🙈
Oh that is so sweet
How teachers don’t spend all day laughing at how silly kids are is a real talent .
We get used to it they aren’t always like that.
I once asked my at the time 5 year old cousin why he was shirtless and he said "Im not shirtless I'm Batman" and i said "well you're not wearing a shirt"
Not too crazy but one little girl said “Ms. Erika you have a big tummy!” 🤣 I just said “yes good observation.” Lol
A family friend of mine was adamant that if she wasn’t going to be a vicar when she grows up she was going to be a zebra. Same hun.
This is golden. Truest things I've ever heard!
"...The age-old question, 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'"
When my oldest was in preschool, there used to be student-answered surveys outside the classroom. During pickup one day, this was that week's survey question. My daughter's answer?: "A burrito."
The next year, she was in kindergarten. One day while out to lunch with my parents, my dad asked her this same question. Her answer?: "A disco ball."
She said it in a genuine tone. You know, a vet. A doctor. A disco ball.
This is why I love working with preschoolers
the fact they included a male preschool teacher here makes me really happy
I work with 2 year olds. They say the funniest things. I love going into work every day because of kids. So many funny memories 😂
I work in daycare I had a little girl today who was hitting me on the bum I said “why are you hitting my bum?” Her response was “I hit your bum because I love you” ❤️
Lol 😂
“Sometimes you can’t give what they say power, but… it’s real hard.” Awesome
*“Whatever, Batman.”*
One of my preschoolers wanted to be a hamster when he grew up. A hamster!!! 😂 I love preschoolers!!
That one guy is like Ian Hecox from another dimension.
I was a smart a** in day care. I remember telling the teacher to "Stop talking about the book and just read, please." Then when she asked me why I didnt like it I told her "It didn't teach me anything."
I am a teachers aid for preschoolers and one of my favorite lines from a little girl in my class was, we were walking to her van and I told her it was there and she said “Yay! I’m so depressed!” Made my day xD
LOL it's so hard not to laugh at the things kids say! I don't want them to think I'm laughing at them. I mean, I am laughing at them, but knowing that would crush their spirits lmao!!
The coed bathroom thing kind threw me for a loop
Shaila Scott Not a fan of it lol I feel like it’ll just lead to a lot of hookups or sexual assaults. Not that it doesn’t already happen in bathrooms but I feel like it’ll make that easier. 🤷🏼♀️
CindyLouWhoXO that was only for children in preschool so teacher can watch them all since it’s hard to watch each child go tot he bathroom and not knowing if they are okay or not and then having to go to the other side to check on the others
CindyLouWhoXO they’re 5.
@@jaileneramos8411 when I was in preschool we had a teachers aid to help students use the bathroom so the teacher could stay with the rest of the class. I can see how this would be a solution for classrooms with only one teacher, but I still think its kind of sad that the teacher wouldn't have help with this.
queencleopatra007 it’s not teachers responsibility it’s the parents
I love that there is a guy! He seems like an amazing guy
Finally not a buzz feed video that came up that wasn’t posted 4 years ago!
Yet another preschool teacher here!
The other day I was asking the kids in my class what they did over the weekend.
One little boy in particular was so excited to share his weekend activities, so I called on him first. He literally said “I swallowed a quarter because I thought my mouth was a piggy bank!” Which was followed up by him, laughing hysterically for a minute or so. When I asked him to tell me more about what happened, he told me he had to go to the emergency room and they took an x-ray of his tummy and showed him where the quarter was. He said he threw up a couple of times and it really hurt but the doctor said he was OK now and that he would have to just wait until he “pooped it out of his butt!”
I just died, 😂
What's your favorite place to eat?? MRS. Donald's! 😂
Loving the preschool series!
A buzzfeed video I actually enjoyed!
"F my life" 😂😂😂
One time in Kindergarten I got in an argument with a girl over which way was left and which way was right. We were facing each other 😅😂
One of the kids in my pre k class said s/he wanted to be a Christmas tree when s/he grew up
Please make another one of these BEST VID YET! LOL
The first week or so of preschool my 3 year old at the time would continually tell his teacher “I’m soo hungry... I’m really hungry... I’m VERY hungry right now”(literally me) anyways finally one day he tells her “you know if you just gave me my snack when I asked then I won’t say I’m hungry anymore” his teacher thought it was hilarious.. thank you to all the patient and kind teachers out there ❤️
I’m a preschool teacher as well and I remember once when we had a prospective parent touring the school and my kids start introducing themselves and two of them say, “my mommy has a baby in her belly!”(which is true) And then another says, “My teacher have a baby in her belly, too” (which is definitely not true, I was just bloated because of my ibs)😂
This was hilarious !!! and the comment section is fire too😁😁
they are all so sweet
When my son was 3 he wanted to be a fire truck because there loud red and cool! 🤣
Aww, I love this. 💕 I miss being a preschool teacher.
MORE OF THESE !!
Lmaooo i loved this so much! Part two!!!
One of my friends said he wanted to be an ice cream truck. Yes. He wanted to be a vehicle
"Hey Grandma" one of my kindergartners....lol🤦💙
Children are so brutally honest. When I was an elementary school for two weeks a girl came up to me and said "The others think you are pretty, but I dont really think you are pretty"
I am a teacher too. I ask one time "waths the thing that you feel that hits you on the face when you run?" And a boy says: a banana on the face...
My little brother adores his teacher and always says that he's going to marry her when he grows up🤣🤣
My 5 y/o is convinced numbers can be upper and lower case too.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂