Buys a high caliber semi-automatic rifle and a scope. Gets home and grills his wife about buying slippers. See Matt, this is how your Truck ends up with a pink wrap. Just saying.
@@Thatdudejxhn It happened. It is a thing, it is real. th-cam.com/video/VZ1PvnQNP4c/w-d-xo.html And, oddly enough, they are still together. Turns out, marriages _can_ survive fucking with a man's truck. Who knew? Not you apparently. Also, lighten up, asshole.
I'm not a smart man, but I know better than to give my wife a hard time about her frivolous purchases when there are guns in my safe that she doesn't know about yet.
Mere is a weirdo sure... but it's the best possible kind of weirdo. The kind that wears fun fuzzy unicorn slippers with your kids. Awesome seeing parents interact with their kids instead of staring at a phone. CRUSHING IT!!!
I have a question for you about your marriage proposal to mere. Did you shoot a confetti shotgun into the air and have a rescue dog roll up. A ring box on its collar and a note that says. "Will you merey me?" If not im gonna be a little disappointed.
haha.. "I'm takin care of this camera like it's one of my kids!" *SMACKS IT ON THE TABLE* *SHAKES THE BOX LIKE A PSYCHO* ..yeah.. well.. the kids are safe👍
the difference is: that chain is going to sell out those slippers now that Mere showed them off... Not a single gun store has sold out because of Matt showing off a gun... She should have gotten those slippers for free =D
As of today, I'm going to keep track of all "Don't tell Mere" moments. I'll provide a tally on 1/1/19 in the comments. I rather expect the number to be interesting, if not downright comical.
I thought you were going to say you were keeping track for blackmail purposes. "Let me shoot the 50, or I send this email detailing 5 years of DTM to Mere."
Alaskan Rebel: C'mon, I'm not THAT mean. Matt seems to enjoy making fun of himself, so it should be fun to see the DTM list for the last few months of the year.
Im loosing track of all the things I’m not supposed to tell Mere about... I think we need a video on Demo Ranch showing all the “things” we are not supposed to talk about. *cough* show us all your guns *cough*
I call my sister Mare, short for Mary. I realize your Mere is Meredith. Cool. You’re a lucky guy Matt, and of course people tend to make their own luck so, Well done!
Lived in SLC for 20+ years, never thought of it as pretty ... well maybe during the winter. That's why I moved back to Montana. Bring Mere up to Western Montana and she'll fall in love with you all over again.
Its weird... ive watch your channels for so long i just have to see every video, they are so goood.. when i see the thumbnail i either watch it straight away or put it on watch later. All love to you guys ur the best on yt❤
I hear the drums echoing tonight But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation She's coming in, 12:30 flight The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation I stopped an old man along the way Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you" It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things we never had The wild dogs cry out in the night As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company I know that I must do what's right As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things we never had Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the rains down in Africa I bless the rains down in Africa (I bless the rain) I bless the rains down in Africa (I bless the rain) I bless the rains down in Africa I bless the rains down in Africa (Ah, gonna take the time) Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Don't tell Mere, worried about Annie not eating (that's just me as Dad to my girls), Unicorn slippers for all the girls (very cute), Link is the man, . . .just another wonderful upload and reason to smile. Camera is 'done', warranty activated within 5 weeks. . . Cheers and good luck
So glad that you have found Utah and Salt Lake City! The bird that you saw out the window is called a magpie. Give me a shout when you are coming to SLC again. I would love to show you around.
When you ended the singing scene and we're sitting in the parking lot I started laughing because I recognized the fence outside the truck window. I very never been to Apache rifle works and I can recognize the fence because you go there so often 😂🤣
A few videos ago, I realized we hadn't seen much of Matt singing like a wild man in videos lately. Its like he read my mind and added some in today just for me. :)
Just wrap a couple layers of electrical tape around the part of the lanyard that clicks and then you can use it but it won't make noise. Love your vids!
Matt you guys are so cute!!!!!!!! I love the family and all you share! Thanks man! And thank you mere for letting him always edit and have a camera in his hand much love from all of us in Arizona!
Dude i admire u and mere cuz u make it all seem so effortless but i kno life hits and u still make power moves. I can only dream of being a portion of the man u are. My wife and i (mostly me) r religious with your uploads and i swear ur an inspiration and a role model. Hopefully one day i move to texas and can build the way u have built and push through to successful goals. #familyfirst #afamilythatdreamstogether #succeedstogether thanks a million for being a positive influence to mine and to everybodies life.
You could take a piece of heat shrink and shrink it over the plastic bit of the lanyard. That way the clicking sound disappears? Note though, that you cannot use a flamethrower to shrink the tube over the plastic bit...
A small handheld camera mount that has a lanyard attached to it will eliminate the annoying noise and keep you from dropping your camera. It also makes it much easier to hold and maneuver with it in your hand.
Love you and Mere! Just started watching you because I seen your abandoned mansion just popped up and I love watching stuff about home makeovers👍 and I love Mere an her decorating ideas and I love all your funny videos of everything. Thanks for sharing things in your life. Stay safe with all the crazy things you do👍
SLC is the most gorgeous city I've ever seen. If you take your family out there, make sure to visit Park City. Just a few minutes from SLC, but it's absoultely stunning.
You could wrap the plastic part of the lanyard in tape or something so it doesn't make the clicky sound when it bumps the camera and then you can still use it. BOOM you're welcome Matt
Matt, will you just wrap some hockey tape around the plastic bit for the lanyard to keep it from clacking on the camera? Cheap insurance, and it never expires!
She may be a weirdo..... but she's my weirdo! :)
Sniper target shooting using non dominant eye 👌🏽👌🏽 would be cool to see
OffTheRanch lol how many cds would it take to stop a bullet
She probably thinks of you the same way brother I know my wife does for me lol
Hey Matt when will you be at the King of Hammers?!?!
Aww so cute xD
Buys a high caliber semi-automatic rifle and a scope. Gets home and grills his wife about buying slippers. See Matt, this is how your Truck ends up with a pink wrap. Just saying.
@Dipanshu Chauhan it means he's manly but Mere is the real man of the family
Haha so true
That would have been a divorced woman dont fuck with a man's truck
@@Thatdudejxhn It happened. It is a thing, it is real.
th-cam.com/video/VZ1PvnQNP4c/w-d-xo.html
And, oddly enough, they are still together. Turns out, marriages _can_ survive fucking with a man's truck. Who knew? Not you apparently.
Also, lighten up, asshole.
I'm not a smart man, but I know better than to give my wife a hard time about her frivolous purchases when there are guns in my safe that she doesn't know about yet.
Mere is a weirdo sure... but it's the best possible kind of weirdo. The kind that wears fun fuzzy unicorn slippers with your kids. Awesome seeing parents interact with their kids instead of staring at a phone. CRUSHING IT!!!
Matt needs the robot slippers with walking and stomping noise.
How many unicorn slippers does it take to stop a 50cal? We need to know
Depends on if there are feet inside
@@KBWrecker let's check it out!
Depends on what continent you're shooting at them from.
I remember Matt saying that you should never buy warranty, and now he finally bought warranty after like 5 cameras 😂 Love it
Game Account I would have thought he has some things covered by insurance, like his cameras, but I guess not.
If your not gonna bust it, warranty isn't good, but if yoir bound to bust it warranties are a must
Ed, insurance doesn't cover everything.
edgutierrez if it doesn’t have enough value claiming things on insurance will not only not cover it but will raise your rates.
to be fair... I doubt much of what he's done to the camera's would be covered by warranty
" Why didn't you get that 5 cameras ago?" - Mere is there asking the questions the rest of us have been wondering from at least 3 cameras ago. LOL
"You know what we should do for these unicorn slippers?"
Me: "A video of demo ranch?"
"An epic edit"
Me: "Oh..."
Amv4You I thought that same thing 😂
Will a 50 BMG go through the unicorn slippers?
Exactly mate hahahah.
Good I wasnt the only one
I thought he would test his new weapon
“You have one of my cameras that doesn’t work.”
Lincoln: “ but I lost it”
Like father like son lol
Option 1 - USE the lanyard, plastic clip won't hit camera.
Option 2 - cover plastic clip with padding (similar to covering mic with fuzzy stuff).
Was thinking the exact same
You mean a pop filter?
Option 2 all the way!
The lanyard would catch on everything and would need replacing even faster
yes. my point was that he has to add that to the camera.
$1200 camera. TH-cam channel called Demolition ranch... Nah I don't need the warranty
This made me laugh aloud more than is probably should xD
socks to keep mats feet warm
gloves to keep mats hands warm
Mere to keep mats heart warm
love you all keep the great work up
From the PewDiePie video? Lol
‘Finish your lunch at 4 PM *eye roll*’
Me who woke up at 1:30: *Cries* S-s-shut up...
I have a question for you about your marriage proposal to mere. Did you shoot a confetti shotgun into the air and have a rescue dog roll up. A ring box on its collar and a note that says. "Will you merey me?" If not im gonna be a little disappointed.
I didn't know Matt would have the time to do that😂
I think camo unicorn slippers with AR15 Wings would make good Demolitia Merch...
9:05 “No this is my backup in case i break this one”. I think you mean WHEN you break this one
Will a 50 cal go through a camera
But if he breaks this one he has insurance now. #letlincolnhavetheoldcamera!
he would but probs will still be a week before he gets the replacement in
haha..
"I'm takin care of this camera like it's one of my kids!"
*SMACKS IT ON THE TABLE*
*SHAKES THE BOX LIKE A PSYCHO*
..yeah.. well.. the kids are safe👍
Buys gun... Don't tell Mere... 30 seconds of video later, gives Mere crap about $5 slippers.
Guns are pretty those slippers not so much
Yea... but never give your wife crap about buying anything when you just bought a gun (even if you don't tell her).
@@MilsurpMikeChannel
False
Milsurp Mike Channel agreed
the difference is: that chain is going to sell out those slippers now that Mere showed them off... Not a single gun store has sold out because of Matt showing off a gun... She should have gotten those slippers for free =D
With all respect Matt............THOSE LEGS THO!!!!!!!!!!
He does have some pretty good legs don't he? Lol just kidding
As of today, I'm going to keep track of all "Don't tell Mere" moments. I'll provide a tally on 1/1/19 in the comments. I rather expect the number to be interesting, if not downright comical.
I thought you were going to say you were keeping track for blackmail purposes. "Let me shoot the 50, or I send this email detailing 5 years of DTM to Mere."
Alaskan Rebel: C'mon, I'm not THAT mean. Matt seems to enjoy making fun of himself, so it should be fun to see the DTM list for the last few months of the year.
Send him a comp of all the DTM for one of his videos
DO IT!!!!!! BE THAT GUY
Counting on it.
You are everything my husband is regarding his firearms 🤣 “I was distracted! I didn’t mean to stop at the gun store!”
You sit down with your laptop...
You start playing CSGO without a headset...
"The bomb has been planted 🤫"
lmfao
Jurie Cilliers I did that on a plane 😕
@@djman34567 no you didn't. Everybody knows that joke
The joke is on a plane
LMAO
7:54
I thought he said he would shoot them...
Especially with a 50 cal. :p
wrap some electrical tape around the part that clicks...
I suggested shrink tube lol
Put some shrink wrap on the lanyard and it will quit clicking
Im loosing track of all the things I’m not supposed to tell Mere about... I think we need a video on Demo Ranch showing all the “things” we are not supposed to talk about. *cough* show us all your guns *cough*
I wish he would show us his collection... so i can feel inferior with my 3 compared to his 100+
Nice try Mr. ATF! 😉
Nice try ATF. That's like showing us all his financial assets. Guns aren't just items, they're assets.
@Gun Nut exactly.
I call my sister Mare, short for Mary. I realize your Mere is Meredith. Cool. You’re a lucky guy Matt, and of course people tend to make their own luck so, Well done!
I am in a hurry...OH LOOK A BIRD!
...and it wasn't even shiny!
@@peterhaan9068 I dont think many people on this channel will get this reference but It needs to be appreciated
At 6:07 I did the same “WHAT ARE THOSE” instinctively and was perfectly synced up.
Mere is goals 😍
Too judgmental on warranties! LOL
Ikr I hope I can find a women like her some day😏
One of its kind
Mere is a frickin' unicorn.
wut????
Sounds strange to say but after a crazy day dealing with problems setting down and watching you and your great family is relaxing. Keep it up
I don't have my own big bag for travel. Buys new gun 😂
Priorities :P
@@franciscomaia3299 Oh yeah 100%
RogueRider GoTV he can alwaysborrow Mere'sbag. Don't think she will loan him a gun. lol
8:20 - You guys are absolutely hilarious!!!! For what it's worth, your "weirdness" makes for an awesome family.
Lived in SLC for 20+ years, never thought of it as pretty ... well maybe during the winter. That's why I moved back to Montana. Bring Mere up to Western Montana and she'll fall in love with you all over again.
It's way prettier now than it was in 1987, when I first went.
Im from south arkansas, salt lake city is definitely beautiful! Montana is too tho
Its weird... ive watch your channels for so long i just have to see every video, they are so goood.. when i see the thumbnail i either watch it straight away or put it on watch later. All love to you guys ur the best on yt❤
Cover the plastic on the lanyard with shrink tubing and it won't make the clicking noise any more.
I was thinking the same thing.
“The lanyard clicks”
Wrap some cloth around that part, easy fix.
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"
It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(Ah, gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Love this song
:)
Africa - Toto
But why
Sypticle bless you bro
Don't tell Mere, worried about Annie not eating (that's just me as Dad to my girls), Unicorn slippers for all the girls (very cute), Link is the man, . . .just another wonderful upload and reason to smile.
Camera is 'done', warranty activated within 5 weeks. . . Cheers and good luck
Remember that one time Matt said he never get warranties 😂
Meres Leg(s)
The GreyJedi2112 bf4?
@Бесконечно Вечное thank you sir
someone please make a compilation of all the times he has wrecked a camera on video xD
You are welcome back any time Matt! Next time let's hang out, do some shooting, do some training, and have a ton of fun!
Seems like a simple rubber band would keep the lanyard from clicking.
Seems like the lanyard would be pointless with a rubberband around it.
@@ytjoekim i think he meant a rubberband around the plastic swinging part. As s buffer of sorts
So glad that you have found Utah and Salt Lake City! The bird that you saw out the window is called a magpie. Give me a shout when you are coming to SLC again. I would love to show you around.
Mere rocks those slippers...as we knew she would...lol....
I love the diversity of Matts music selection when ever your in your truck singing away. Your pretty good at everything it seems 😉
Your videos make my day so much better 😊 I love Meredith.
You have a interesting playlist. I dont know if I'm interested or scared.
When you ended the singing scene and we're sitting in the parking lot I started laughing because I recognized the fence outside the truck window. I very never been to Apache rifle works and I can recognize the fence because you go there so often 😂🤣
Mere has nice legs...... Sorry Matt.
A few videos ago, I realized we hadn't seen much of Matt singing like a wild man in videos lately. Its like he read my mind and added some in today just for me. :)
“Matt do you need another gunaholics anonymous meeting?” - Mere
Matt:you know what we should do with these unicorn slippers
Me:flamethrower??
Matt:epic edit
Me:oh ok
When do we get a bonfires and tailgates singalong in the raptor? On my Spotify playlist regularly South Wales UK!
Just wrap a couple layers of electrical tape around the part of the lanyard that clicks and then you can use it but it won't make noise. Love your vids!
What's up dude I am 12 years old like vet off and demolition ranch videos I am from Brazil keep the good content my friend
Matt you guys are so cute!!!!!!!! I love the family and all you share! Thanks man! And thank you mere for letting him always edit and have a camera in his hand much love from all of us in Arizona!
"I'm in a hurry. Oh look at that big bird. I wonder what it is..."
Dude i admire u and mere cuz u make it all seem so effortless but i kno life hits and u still make power moves. I can only dream of being a portion of the man u are. My wife and i (mostly me) r religious with your uploads and i swear ur an inspiration and a role model. Hopefully one day i move to texas and can build the way u have built and push through to successful goals. #familyfirst #afamilythatdreamstogether #succeedstogether thanks a million for being a positive influence to mine and to everybodies life.
Matt: hey mere I think you have ligma
Mere: what's ligma
Matt: smiles real big
At 7:54 , when he said -"you know what we should do with these unicorn slippers? "
I legit thought he was gonna go to the demo ranch and shoot em. 😂
"I'll treat this camera like one of my kids." And then immediately shakes it.
Hey Matt and family. Just a hack for the camera lanyard. Put a small strip of duct tape around that small pièce of plastic, noise gone.
Demo Ranch with unicorn slippers. I like it. lol
You could take a piece of heat shrink and shrink it over the plastic bit of the lanyard. That way the clicking sound disappears? Note though, that you cannot use a flamethrower to shrink the tube over the plastic bit...
It's tradition, every time you walk into a gun store... you have to buy something...
Love the purple luggage! Ohhhhhhh you lied.. I won't tell Mere😀 lol. Mommy has to have a pair of unicorns.. Mere rocking the slippers!!
Better thank God that she married you! Everyday, for the rest of your life...
I love that so many of your videos have Alan Jackson songs. I love all sorts of country but Alan Jackson is my favorite country artist!
12:15 I just noticed now that he had a gun in his pants.I watched this scene in previous vlog like 10 times and didn't noticed this!
The right to keep and BEAR.
A small handheld camera mount that has a lanyard attached to it will eliminate the annoying noise and keep you from dropping your camera. It also makes it much easier to hold and maneuver with it in your hand.
Mere you wear those slippers!! Don’t listen to Matt...rock them girlie!!! Looking good in them!!!
Mat : I've never actually bought a good size carry on bag. Also Mat: check out my 50th AR 15
Matt... the same one who said it’s a scam to buy extended warranties 😂
Matt: "I'm gonna treat this like my own children"
Matt 5 seconds later: *slams camera down on table*
*Pat's matt on the back* she's a keeper
Love you and Mere! Just started watching you because I seen your abandoned mansion just popped up and I love watching stuff about home makeovers👍 and I love Mere an her decorating ideas and I love all your funny videos of everything. Thanks for sharing things in your life. Stay safe with all the crazy things you do👍
If it keeps breaking, stop buying the same camera. I just don't get it.
Its not the camera its him 😂
@@Alexwagner31 But they make cameras that are more shockproof and waterproof.
pimpovic2 he’d still find a way to break it. I can see the title of the demolition ranch video now. Can this camera stop a 50cal.
Put a chunk of electrical shrink wrap around the piece that clicks on your camera so you can use the lanyard.
Woaaah,this is freaky.I thihnk he didn't just had Mere's carry with bag.His lips were kinda glowing on the beginning.C'mon Matt..
Matt,try putting some tape around that part on the lanyard to see if that would help with the noise.
You should ask for a camera sponsorship
ijsbrand roelants Theres no camera sponsor that is that dumb hahaha
I kind of think Sony loves Matt.. I mean he has bought 6 or 7 of there cameras in what 2 years?
The fact that he has broken so many cameras is not a good look for sony
Matt, use heat shrink on the lanyard to keep it from clicking.
We want to know what's inside the box
"What's in the fucking box?!"
hi Matt you could put a bit of rubber fuel hose over the plastic
lanyard clip so it doesnt make noise and then you wont drop your cameras
" DONT TELL MY WIFE I BOUGHT THIS T-SHIRT"
SLC is the most gorgeous city I've ever seen. If you take your family out there, make sure to visit Park City. Just a few minutes from SLC, but it's absoultely stunning.
Yeah well all the hot ones are weirdos hahaha just something you have to deal with
You know what we should do with these slippers
Me: Demo ranch video
Matt: An edit
Me: Yh thats what I was thinking
Annie looks so much like Mere
Why can't they be normal like us?!! Seriously! Great video!!! In case you didn't know.....those kids have NO filter!!!
Before I watched the video I was like, we all knew this!!!😂😂😂
Its funny how deep into thinking lincoln goes, when matt ask him what he thinks about something😂😂😂 8:49
Literally who cares if the bag is purple, purple is a nice color. You don't have to be a girl to use a purple bag without being embarrassed.
think that plane went over your head.
You don't have to be, but it helps. : D
Men can only use a purple bag as a last resort. Only women are allowed the choice of using a purple bag.
You could wrap the plastic part of the lanyard in tape or something so it doesn't make the clicky sound when it bumps the camera and then you can still use it. BOOM you're welcome Matt
Mere’s legs 😩😩
I literally work 10 minutes from that hotel. Hope you enjoyed your visit to Utah!
Love ur vids bro keep up the great work man
Matt, a year ago today, your Houston video was trending, found the channel and subscribed. Love the channels.
It is called a wrist strap so you do not drop it😂
Matt, will you just wrap some hockey tape around the plastic bit for the lanyard to keep it from clacking on the camera? Cheap insurance, and it never expires!