I Bought a 10 Foot Tall, 18,000lb Truck... and it's INSANE!

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  • @Padrae22
    @Padrae22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    That guys bussiness is mad his knowledge is brilliant not bad prices either.

    • @geraldbizot5770
      @geraldbizot5770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He needs a TH-cam channel to watch his builds

    • @drewblalala5210
      @drewblalala5210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol 😂 😂 😂

    • @lakaiskates8064
      @lakaiskates8064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      for real $38,000 for a single cab, bobbed 5 ton? that seems like a steal to me

    • @christianspangler
      @christianspangler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lakaiskates8064 he probably doesn't employ a bunch of people! Y'all are right. He could charge more for sure. Seems like a good dude

    • @TedOfNod
      @TedOfNod 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your punctuation is poor.

  • @jwb143
    @jwb143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    The guy that runs that shop is well spoken and seems pretty cool

    • @jobrimar8291
      @jobrimar8291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah jwb, he comes across pretty well on camera for someone ( he admitted, hadnt done a load of youtube). hope his channel really takes off, they make some awesome stuff!

    • @YaffieDreams
      @YaffieDreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's russian...

    • @MrWarthog
      @MrWarthog 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      rita, you’re ugly. you look 30.

  • @joelnert
    @joelnert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    I'm calling it right now. Matt's not actually trading his humvee in. He's turning it in for upgrades. We'll see it again. This is just the kind of trick Matt would pull.

    • @Cmdr_Slayer
      @Cmdr_Slayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Now that’s a good theory

    • @extremelyrandom8635
      @extremelyrandom8635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahaha yeah probably

    • @MoopyBurn
      @MoopyBurn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, really good theory

    • @j.harker8311
      @j.harker8311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was thinking the same

    • @someguywithachannel7590
      @someguywithachannel7590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Makes sense. That humvee had been part of the Chanel's for so long, I dont think he can just get rid of it.

  • @Gryfang451
    @Gryfang451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Drove both the A1 and the A2, and was a trainer on them too in a previous life. If you have stock air, don't leave it pressured when you aren't using it. Also, in weather below freezing, you may not be able to use the automatic tire pressure system as condensation in your air lines will freeze and block them (if that system is still in place) . Just some quirks to be aware of.

  • @boredom8118
    @boredom8118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    The way he said it so seriously😂😂
    ”it is not my fault, if she kills you”
    Matt: *nervous laughter*

    • @leoncarrasco5218
      @leoncarrasco5218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dibs on the gold desert eagle when mere sells it. lol...

    • @andrebreaux1586
      @andrebreaux1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which matt

    • @boredom8118
      @boredom8118 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Demolition ranch

  • @patrickmorgan3326
    @patrickmorgan3326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1216

    This proves the saying, “boys don’t really grow up their toys just get bigger”.

    • @revsvids6095
      @revsvids6095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Patrick Morgan
      Boys don’t grow up, their toys get more expensive

    • @dylanstarzec2099
      @dylanstarzec2099 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @thedandy6765
      @thedandy6765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      we dont stop playing because we grow old
      we grow old because we stop playing
      my dad bought a boat today that has a dodge demon engine in it does 150pkh on the water

    • @kamurray67
      @kamurray67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Patrick Morgan the difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!

    • @bobroberts3968
      @bobroberts3968 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If only our toys actually did get bigger?!

  • @trogdor8764
    @trogdor8764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Yeah, I'm sure Mere and the kids are going to love climbing up into this frankentruck.

    • @freelanserns187
      @freelanserns187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good luck getting that truck in the garage

    • @marylee9392
      @marylee9392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@freelanserns187 it will be easier getting the garage into the truck.

  • @JoeSmith-ez3zg
    @JoeSmith-ez3zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This brought back memories. I drove a 5 Ton all over Southeast Asia and Central America in the late seventies.

    • @yung_drakoo3605
      @yung_drakoo3605 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      70’s must’ve been fun since it was more or less a simpler time aside from the oil crisis and global warming suddenly being cared about

    • @2birddogsandawolfdog945
      @2birddogsandawolfdog945 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ahhh yes government propaganda making politicians rich. And government wars making politicians rich.

  • @DonPablo2011
    @DonPablo2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    Matt to Merre "Think I just hit a pot hole"
    Merre "No, you just drove over a Range Rover"

  • @Hov0614
    @Hov0614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3224

    Finally got a truck that Robert Oberst won't feel cramped in.

    • @cscherbarth1622
      @cscherbarth1622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      No he's too tall anybody over six foot will be uncomfortable in that thing my friend six four the truck destroyed his knees in Iraq.

    • @kevinotteson4858
      @kevinotteson4858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Should be the first video

    • @billcharlene1450
      @billcharlene1450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Strong and pretty!

    • @andrewriddell3225
      @andrewriddell3225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oberst will still try to pick up the back end.

    • @TXDeathInvestigator
      @TXDeathInvestigator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “Do, or do not. There is no try.” - Yoda

  • @thomasspradlin3861
    @thomasspradlin3861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    matt comes home with this
    Mere: "WHAT DID YOU DO??!!'
    Matt: Before you say anything, it's got 5 seats. It's like... a... family car....

    • @nhwilkinosn
      @nhwilkinosn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not to mention, the total number of vehicles stayed the same

    • @jordanfox7070
      @jordanfox7070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The fact that I can hear his voice say that in my head is just great 😂😂😂

    • @turtletube
      @turtletube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thomas Spradlin the slower you read “it’s like... a... family car” the funnier it sounds

    • @grominwithrob1339
      @grominwithrob1339 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It seats 5 so its basically a Corolla Mare.

    • @yaboidustin2447
      @yaboidustin2447 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Rita , 20 y.o . I WANT BOY . OPEN MY PLAYLIST sunshine?

  • @dio3693
    @dio3693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    *some guy pulls up in a pickup*
    Matt: "That's not a truck. *This* is a truck!"

    • @daniellane9076
      @daniellane9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see you’ve played trucky spooney before

    • @traveln4x4
      @traveln4x4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      GIRLFRIEND cleans my car!! watch it!

  • @diver165
    @diver165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1156

    Matt: "They need to do something about those speed bumps in this parking lot!"
    Mere: "Matt, that was a Prius....."

    • @schonnj
      @schonnj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It shoulda moved faster.

    • @kamoonrathewolfgod9189
      @kamoonrathewolfgod9189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMAO

    • @kristisemore4733
      @kristisemore4733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Come on.....that truck wouldn't feel a Prius. 🤣🤣

    • @techguy3424
      @techguy3424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Emphasis on "was"

    • @Crimsomreaf5555
      @Crimsomreaf5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Picking prius's out of the grill

  • @z.incognito6259
    @z.incognito6259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    This truck hits you, Your still gonna have your injuries in the afterlife.

    • @itsyourboi1016
      @itsyourboi1016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Z.Incognito it can’t hit you, it’s so tall you’ll just go under it

    • @statebridge3759
      @statebridge3759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@itsyourboi1016 no it will take your head off

    • @timmoore22
      @timmoore22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/QqKE_-el9hU/w-d-xo.html

    • @casperhansen9063
      @casperhansen9063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he dosent have to argue with ppl on
      narrow roads

    • @thatchkn
      @thatchkn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right!!!!!

  • @tristanbowman7098
    @tristanbowman7098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Fast forward about 14 months, "Guys, I'm getting rid of the custom 5 ton".

    • @MetalMachine131
      @MetalMachine131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      And replaced it with a custom tank.

    • @acid3129
      @acid3129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      then buys that massive 1950s Power Wagon.replica with the house in it

    • @dcoop37
      @dcoop37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Buys and sells everything kinda lame

    • @Randyluck1
      @Randyluck1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Keep tradin' on up. It's the American way. Someday it will be, Guys I traded the T 38 for an F 40.

    • @acid3129
      @acid3129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Randyluck1 guys i traded the ,mansion for the whole state of texas

  • @fantscher
    @fantscher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like how they both rub their wedding bands along the freshly painted truck. The first scratch is the hardest, always nice when you don't have to worry about this anymore :P

  • @bradyfailing8231
    @bradyfailing8231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Mere: “Whatcha got there?” Matt: *Standing next to massive truck* “Uhh, a smoothie”

    • @dfsw
      @dfsw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Smoothie madness"

    • @willyboy2902
      @willyboy2902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oof

    • @shebz1041
      @shebz1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Call it big doose

    • @dangnguyen7365
      @dangnguyen7365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I bought it for the family!"

    • @PennsyPappas
      @PennsyPappas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooo an iCarly reference i love it.

  • @emil2605
    @emil2605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Time to change the intro with a massive truck.

    • @hornyducks4090
      @hornyducks4090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It needs to take up at least 65% of the screen

    • @jacksonhanser3438
      @jacksonhanser3438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was exactly what I was thinking

    • @Deepwaterjew
      @Deepwaterjew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't think he's going to change the intro, it has his brother in it.

    • @theziadragon4322
      @theziadragon4322 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Deepwaterjew the outro has his brother the intro is animated and has the humvee in it. He'll never change the outro and he shouldn't but the intro might get updated

    • @Deepwaterjew
      @Deepwaterjew 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theziadragon4322 so it does, I'm still barely awake lol

  • @stangfox88
    @stangfox88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I checked out the site, these are actually reasonably priced considering that they are completely disassembled and then reassembled.

    • @MrAPCProductions
      @MrAPCProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a full time wrench spinner, they are ridiculously cheap for what he does.
      The prices on his 5 tons are what a completely stock and broken 5 ton sells for locally to me.

  • @sawyerm1989
    @sawyerm1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I'm just imagining Matt driving his kids to school in that😂

    • @captainlarrynosleepfishing5350
      @captainlarrynosleepfishing5350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL that would be the talk of the school 😂

    • @traveln4x4
      @traveln4x4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GIRLFRIEND cleans my car!! watch it!

    • @sublimedime8603
      @sublimedime8603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jarrod Payne wtf is this comment that you’ve been copy pasting

    • @israelpope1947
      @israelpope1947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that would be something tho...

  • @klow2462
    @klow2462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Mere: Thank god that loud HUMVEE is gone.
    Matt: Pulls up
    Matt: Smiles in diesel 😂😂

    • @BrianMeeks
      @BrianMeeks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Smiles in diesel."

    • @schonnj
      @schonnj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That diesel has a testosterone additive, clearly.

    • @Piemasterjelly
      @Piemasterjelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lets see Mere wrap this one pink lol

    • @BerraLJ
      @BerraLJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mere: Grabs a gun

    • @pixelyz7792
      @pixelyz7792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Berth Ljunggren Mere: grabs RPG-7

  • @jimorourke4130
    @jimorourke4130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Fast forward 10 years Lincoln pulls up to his drivers test in a 5 ton.....

    • @isaacangelo435
      @isaacangelo435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

    • @johnmutz9919
      @johnmutz9919 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Take your 👍 good sir 😁

    • @briantruck2284
      @briantruck2284 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @lseul8812
      @lseul8812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alright now i need you to parallel park in this space meant for a Prius

  • @Blb573
    @Blb573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    He needs a demolition ranch shirt.
    And don’t give Danger the keys. This will hurt more to roll than the ultra four.

  • @frankensteinukab9615
    @frankensteinukab9615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Matt:"I want a super car so bad"
    Also Matt:*sells the humvee and buys a 5 ton*

    • @fangangelwing2551
      @fangangelwing2551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matt is wrong on the weight of that truck, its 9 tons (1 ton = 2,000lbs)

  • @dylanaaron5839
    @dylanaaron5839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Dude seems real comfortable in front of the camera, unlike most people. His channel will do well.

    • @vibevideos5442
      @vibevideos5442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It already has been for a while check out his gun channel

    • @dylanaaron5839
      @dylanaaron5839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      VIBE VIDEOS I follow all of Matt’s channels. I meant the truck builder.

    • @dylanaaron5839
      @dylanaaron5839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Klaus Van Heusen The truck builder has 3.7 m subs? Bc I’m talking about the truck builder. Demo has way more than 3.7 M on Demoranch

    • @dylanaaron5839
      @dylanaaron5839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aniquin I was talking about the guy that builds the trucks.

    • @Dung30n
      @Dung30n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@dylanaaron5839 how did people not get that immediately? i mean, people dont just stumble on here right? they must know demolition ranch, its obvious you meant the custom combat trucks person. internet disappoints today ;(

  • @aegrisomnia
    @aegrisomnia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Matt builds a garage.
    immediately proceeds to get a vehicle that doesn't fit in. XD

    • @BIGJATPSU
      @BIGJATPSU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matt, "Welcome back to Renovation Ranch! On today's episode, the NEW NEW garage!" 😂😂

  • @Joodster
    @Joodster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Fun fact: A 5'2" woman fits in the engine compartment (with the engine) on a 5-ton. I have personal knowledge of this since my instructor in wheeled vehicle maintenance school shut the hood on me.

    • @luketanker6074
      @luketanker6074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Uhhhh...

    • @luketanker6074
      @luketanker6074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @TommyLee Roth Uhhh? Can you read? SHE IS THE FEMALE! People like you are the ones who can get offended over stupid things like this!

    • @douglasreeves9938
      @douglasreeves9938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Torch Singer Thank you for your service. MMC(SS) USN Ret.

    • @-_IT_-
      @-_IT_- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TommyLee Roth humanist, what about a 5’2” animal?

    • @luketanker6074
      @luketanker6074 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@-_IT_- Yeah? lol

  • @alishanmao
    @alishanmao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    damn thats a nice machine. I would have built a motor home in the back and go places

    • @traveln4x4
      @traveln4x4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      GIRLFRIEND cleans my car!! watch it!

    • @AlmeydaTV
      @AlmeydaTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Better build a gas station on the back of it.

    • @Slim_Slid
      @Slim_Slid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For the M939 Series,they actually have a M934,which has a shell on the back and you can easily convert into a camper.Same way with the M820 from the M809 Series.For the deuce and a half,you could buy a M109A3 or M185A3,even a M109A4,that are shop trucks too.

    • @tammycoates7816
      @tammycoates7816 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlmeydaTV hahahaha.. I'd say!!

    • @Sidebranches
      @Sidebranches 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SS 81 yep they have had a lot of different beds and options they made for the frame

  • @itzmrman3574
    @itzmrman3574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Matt: WERE SELLING THE HUMVEE!
    Me: wow matt i hate you
    Matt: *shows us this monster*
    Me: *understandable, have a nice day*

  • @Moto--G
    @Moto--G 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Plot twist: Matt is actually gonna buy the Humvee back after they beef it up

    • @evilsd9
      @evilsd9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol probably, Don’t tell Mere!

    • @ianwhitmore276
      @ianwhitmore276 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My thoughts exactly

    • @EricaHLjung
      @EricaHLjung 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm sorry Rita, I can't see you anymore (not sorry) because I reported your spam.

    • @dyslexicturtle2796
      @dyslexicturtle2796 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish

    • @maniakstatus5474
      @maniakstatus5474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop fake news, Matt bought every vehicle on the lot

  • @jakecurry3892
    @jakecurry3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    I feel like this dude was open carrying his firearm but matt asked him to put his shirt over it so he doesn't get demonetized lol. No way thats a conceal carry holster with that print

    • @mikemack6013
      @mikemack6013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yup youtube bs

    • @jigginwithg5595
      @jigginwithg5595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      for sure

    • @567Katii
      @567Katii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah check 3:40

    • @BarqueCat2
      @BarqueCat2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Covered just for video? Probably. I'm not a large lady, but there is no way I"m going to carry a full size 1911 in any type of IWB or whatever might be considered a "conceal carry holster" for that. Does it print through my work shirt? Probably. Of course, I'm not on TH-cam...

    • @mr_fnh
      @mr_fnh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Worst CCW setup EVER!!! 🌈🤡💩

  • @francispressly8517
    @francispressly8517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    And that folks is what you call a "not so concealed carry."

    • @phillhuddleston9445
      @phillhuddleston9445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Better than having a totally hidden mouse gun.

    • @kinkane5566
      @kinkane5566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was looking for this comment, you did not disappoint Sir

    • @richardchiodo2200
      @richardchiodo2200 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was thinking the same thing

    • @traveln4x4
      @traveln4x4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GIRLFRIEND cleans my car!! watch it!

    • @jonhaile6458
      @jonhaile6458 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Georgia is an open carry state. That said if you're not gonna do anything to hide your gun, you might as well keep your garment out of the way should you need to draw on someone/something.

  • @ryana3679
    @ryana3679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I’m just gonna suggest a railing around the bed of the truck if you’re gonna have people sit on the sides. It’s a long way down if you lose your balance.

    • @sb859
      @sb859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      CB Welding can take care of that for him over a weekend.

    • @ryana3679
      @ryana3679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      S B totally agree. They do some awesome work!

    • @kevinthomas1462
      @kevinthomas1462 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm at that part now...and YES!

  • @magnetofake4564
    @magnetofake4564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I can't even imagine the trauma that is buying fuel for this.

    • @BarqueCat2
      @BarqueCat2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My first thought as well

    • @robbysanta5924
      @robbysanta5924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You could use the cherry flavored diesel 🤫

    • @chrisward3161
      @chrisward3161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Imagine getting a call from the bank
      "Hi sir i notice two large purchases in a row was that you?"
      "Oh yeah i just bought a new truck"
      "Ah so youve made your first car payment i assume"
      "Nope i bought some gas"
      "...huh"
      "Yeah its a uh...pretty big truck"

    • @4schitzangiggles
      @4schitzangiggles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The ones I've been around are averaging @15-17mpg

    • @justinofboulder
      @justinofboulder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My family has been in Texas for most of the summer, gas has been around $1.65 per gallon for a while....

  • @mikephilipps9324
    @mikephilipps9324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The funny thing is my uncle has a five ton, all my cousins and I would get in the back and go flying down the fields

    • @2T0mc
      @2T0mc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah that’s funny 😐

    • @13platinum16
      @13platinum16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      French Fry 💀😂

    • @2T0mc
      @2T0mc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      13 PLATINUM 💀 😂

    • @appletart7880
      @appletart7880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      French fry💀 😂

    • @2T0mc
      @2T0mc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      apple tart 💀 😂

  • @The_Trip_Doctor
    @The_Trip_Doctor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This truck doesn't need an airbag. The truck is the airbag!

  • @matthewhelton1725
    @matthewhelton1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Matt is going to need a LOT of Gold Paint to get this "Demolition Range" Certified...

    • @jedironin380
      @jedironin380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ROFL! "This video sponsored by Sherwin Williams!"

    • @kevinbutton4580
      @kevinbutton4580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its not gold paint it's real gold ;)

    • @matthewhelton1725
      @matthewhelton1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jedironin380 Say it with Krylon!

    • @crazyrobots6565
      @crazyrobots6565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did you know that 90% of domestically produced paints in the United States is made in prisons?

    • @Panther_420
      @Panther_420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crazyrobots6565 nobody cares

  • @ashleighlecount
    @ashleighlecount 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    You will be the coolest dad in the drop-off Lane at school

    • @imnon1660
      @imnon1660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lincoln, probably: "my dad's truck can rip your dad's truck in half"

    • @marylee9392
      @marylee9392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Be sure and check for pedestrians in your tire tread daily.

    • @easytoslip
      @easytoslip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lincoln's gonna love this truck!

  • @daytonamanjones
    @daytonamanjones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    You should name it "Bigfoot", but spell it Big FT, for Big five ton!

    • @Rossski
      @Rossski 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      or for Big F*cking Truck

  • @jamesbridges7821
    @jamesbridges7821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Drove many different Military TRUCKS in the marines over the years. I must say lots of options there in Georgia. Careful how fast you turn she's high up. Gotta love it.

  • @drgrape4302
    @drgrape4302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    I’m assuming the whole bunker branding parade thing was one of the only reasons Mere let you get this lol

    • @stairman3151
      @stairman3151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Unlike you. They're are men , like me, that don't play the "wife LET you" game... Pity any poor non-man that does

    • @realSerran
      @realSerran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@stairman3151 There is nothing less "manly" than bragging what a man you are on the Internet.
      Also, if you're going to lie about how much you think you have in common with the guy in the video that you "don't play the 'wife LET you' game" you should probably choose a TH-cam channel that the unofficial channel motto is "Don't tell Mere."

    • @stevenreynolds2327
      @stevenreynolds2327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@stairman3151 100% dude. grow a pair the rest of you

    • @johnrivers69
      @johnrivers69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@stairman3151 i laughed at you and your dumb thoughts

    • @JoeGarofaloII
      @JoeGarofaloII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that and since he got rid of the Humvee

  • @heathtuttle8328
    @heathtuttle8328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Matt u do realize that’s not fitting in the garage at the abandoned mansion

    • @lizbelinoski1232
      @lizbelinoski1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It'll fit in Bunker Branding!!

    • @74pwr
      @74pwr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nah bruh you got it wrong, its gonna carry the mansion

    • @anakinskywalker2953
      @anakinskywalker2953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He doesn't really need the second floor of the garage though does he. I mean for the sake of the five ton

    • @Adriel59
      @Adriel59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      if you think about it, didnt mere say that only cars can go into the garage? That aint a car, its lincoln dream monster truck

    • @likilikiki
      @likilikiki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not like that thing is gonna get sucked up by a twister.

  • @annloui8814
    @annloui8814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Matt, gas stations are going to love you...all of them...on every block. ⛽

    • @annloui8814
      @annloui8814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Tyler 324 I don't know, its probably tough to calculate between stop lights.

  • @matthew_dag6201
    @matthew_dag6201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    9:37
    "It takes 2 trucks to make 1 truck"
    We know how babies work, you don't have to get all wierd about it"
    🤣🤣

  • @_you_aint_wrong_788
    @_you_aint_wrong_788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Someone is getting ready for his son from Kentucky to come for a visit.

  • @ratedredneck96
    @ratedredneck96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Lincoln is gonna have such a big smile on his face when he sees that massive truck come rolling in, i cant wait to see his reaction. That boy loves him some trucks! Matt you need to name it behemoth haha

    • @BG-mf2rk
      @BG-mf2rk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't wait to see what lincoln will name this. We had brave humvee. So we need a good 5-ton name

  • @paytonwhitehead2462
    @paytonwhitehead2462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    When the apocalypse really hits and we assemble the demolita, I call shotgun.

    • @SheepdogSmokey
      @SheepdogSmokey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm just the cook.

    • @microbuilder
      @microbuilder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You can have shotgun, I'm taking roof-mounted Gatling gun! lol

    • @StrokeMahEgo
      @StrokeMahEgo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Which shotgun? He has several.

    • @USN_Ret-
      @USN_Ret- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Driving!

    • @JettHansley
      @JettHansley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’ll go in the truck bed

  • @alanowa123
    @alanowa123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mere: You gonna get rid of that lil 6.2L?
    Europe: HOL' UP...

  • @TheNiteNinja19
    @TheNiteNinja19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Good thing everything is bigger in Texas, including overpasses. Otherwise... 9' bridges might be a bit of a challenge.

    • @C0MMAND3R_ZER0
      @C0MMAND3R_ZER0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure here in Florida the highways are 15ft (?) For 16 wheelers

    • @TheNiteNinja19
      @TheNiteNinja19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@C0MMAND3R_ZER0 Yeah 13'6" is the standard for interstate highway overpasses, however I doubt he'll take that big thing on the freeway.

    • @C0MMAND3R_ZER0
      @C0MMAND3R_ZER0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheNiteNinja19 same thing. 😂😂
      But he could if he wanted to. He'd just have some "obstacles" 😂😂😂

    • @stoicshield
      @stoicshield 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      just a question of how fast you´re going...

  • @glocker3081
    @glocker3081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    It looks like he’s trying to conceal carry a desert eagle😂😂😂

    • @dnukem1722
      @dnukem1722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @ViolentKisses87
      @ViolentKisses87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe he is just happy to see us?

    • @Crimson.212
      @Crimson.212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Matt probably told Matt to cover the gun so he won't get demonetized.

    • @dnukem1722
      @dnukem1722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah dudes pants are too tight 😂

    • @bustersgarage
      @bustersgarage 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dnukem1722 HAHAHA

  • @levipike9196
    @levipike9196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    mere: you need to stop buying useless vehicles and buy something family friendly.
    matt:(buys a 5 ton)
    mere:(finally uses the guns)

    • @mobspeak
      @mobspeak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mere will go full Sarah Connor on his ass.

    • @glassgiants
      @glassgiants 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey he DID put in the back seat to fit the whole family...

  • @IAmHumanJake
    @IAmHumanJake 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you. Finally got my question answered about cdl license. That's good to know about the bobbed 5ton

  • @EST19XX162
    @EST19XX162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I want a tv show of this guy building these

    • @EvanKarmis
      @EvanKarmis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly yeah he's so great

  • @willtanner7615
    @willtanner7615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Mare: did you buy another toy? Matt: you could call it a toy.

    • @jostruble
      @jostruble 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matt: well i traded it so technically i didn't buy it

  • @jepperdj6928
    @jepperdj6928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    “Still obviously military, except for the color, unless it’s the French military”
    Underrated joke 5:10

    • @jamessieker1712
      @jamessieker1712 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      French military stock color is yellow

  • @Hoffmankustoms
    @Hoffmankustoms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That's sick! Could definitely see myself in one of these. Have always wanted to do a Humvee!

  • @huntfisheatrepeat2373
    @huntfisheatrepeat2373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Words cannot express the coolness of these vehicles!!!! At first I was like “bro just go with the tricked out Humvee” but by the end I was totally on your side with the 5 ton!!

  • @000001willy
    @000001willy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Matt, you are definitely certifiable. Poor Mere's eyes are going to roll so far back in her head that she's going to land the leading roll in the next zombie movie without even trying.

    • @anjoberlin8708
      @anjoberlin8708 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mfanawemkosi Fakudze tough one to read while being this high

  • @WhiskyCardinalWes
    @WhiskyCardinalWes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Yeah, the 5t brings back a lot of bad memories. As an M.P. almost all of the vehicle incidents that involved 5tons were operator related, specifically they underestimated the distance needed to stop and plowed into the back of the vehicle in front of them. Or wall, lots of walls.

    • @mongolsmffm4829
      @mongolsmffm4829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Riiiight......but you know just as well as I do that the drivers were those young punk ass lead foot kids!

    • @WhiskyCardinalWes
      @WhiskyCardinalWes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mongolsmffm4829 LOL I went and pulled my old ticket books out of storage for giggles and grins to see how many 5tons were in there. 72 involving 5tons, 67 were at fault. Average age, 20. LOL

    • @danschwinge
      @danschwinge 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WhiskyCardinalWes I didn't hit any vehicles or walls, but I did run over a few curbs. FRG '88-'91.

  • @notyou6950
    @notyou6950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Rear bumper needs a sticker "NOT A TUNNEL".

  • @Matt-dc8lp
    @Matt-dc8lp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Anyone else think that fancy Humvee is going to the Robertson family (duck dynasty)?

    • @matts2227
      @matts2227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That would be cool.

  • @johnfish6187
    @johnfish6187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Dude, you were less than 2 miles away from my house while you were at his shop 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @andrewrcrooks3777
    @andrewrcrooks3777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Matt is a good dude always looking out for his channel's guests and willing to help gain that following.

  • @25alphatv71
    @25alphatv71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I bought an M35A2, more fun than any man should have. Took it out yesterday.

  • @nathanemett8588
    @nathanemett8588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Humvee, ultra four, rapter, Cummins "manly men vehicles"
    Matt calls them cute and tiny while driving in

  • @joshmckinney3254
    @joshmckinney3254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    9:37 Ohhhh... I get it. I remember learning about that in biology. When a mommy truck and a daddy truck..

  • @ryana3679
    @ryana3679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I loved the Humvee. I’m not calling the 5-Ton “Dad”. I don’t care how awesome it is.

    • @io2711
      @io2711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😷😷😐😐🤨🤨🤔🤔🤭🤭🤣🤣🔥🔥💀💀

  • @diegoranchinc5389
    @diegoranchinc5389 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome 5 ton. We have been trying to get a Japanese Mini Truck with a lift for our equine therapy program. Our program has several clients in wheelchairs or with a physical disability that a mini truck with a lift would be perfect. Plus when we go to hospitals it would helps us get the kids onto the horses.

  • @connieprettyman6131
    @connieprettyman6131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The difference between men & boys is the size of their toys.

  • @tingley428
    @tingley428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    Mere- "It's so big!"
    Matt- "I've waited so long to hear you say that!"

    • @alexeim06
      @alexeim06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You just did him so dirty 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TURBOMIKEIFY
      @TURBOMIKEIFY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@alexeim06 Exactly why he didn't get a heart from Matt.

    • @po-ta-ta8302
      @po-ta-ta8302 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hear*

    • @tingley428
      @tingley428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@po-ta-ta8302 you're right Ooopsy

    • @po-ta-ta8302
      @po-ta-ta8302 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      tingley428 I always am

  • @AustinJD17
    @AustinJD17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Honestly looks like a jeep gladiator on all the steroids it can take

  • @RC-du9nu
    @RC-du9nu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1.2million views in two days. Matt you are killing it!

  • @melon4468
    @melon4468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I was seriously in the middle of somebody else's video and I saw this notification and came over here

  • @abhisp7162
    @abhisp7162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    After this video, I understand the "don't tell my wife" saga of Americans ..... God bless your country folks ...

    • @d2k979
      @d2k979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s fucked

    • @BigBoiBleu
      @BigBoiBleu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@d2k979 😂😂😂😂 can still be worse

  • @Vorpal_Wit
    @Vorpal_Wit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ex 5 Ton Wrecker Op here. Loved my 5 Ton. Also Orange is my favorite color. I want one of those @ 27K!

  • @dankmeme2913
    @dankmeme2913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Matt, buddy
    an underground shelter
    a five ton
    4 billion guns
    what do you know that we don’t? what are you prepping for?

    • @mayorwrenchmcgnome
      @mayorwrenchmcgnome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Radioactive zombie squirrel apocalypse

    • @Turk_2023
      @Turk_2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe Biden/Kamala Harris/mail in voting

  • @wigglewiggle3789
    @wigglewiggle3789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    You have to call that truck 'Barbie', because it has everything like Barbie does.

  • @MrLeigion
    @MrLeigion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Calling it now. He didn't trade. His Humvee is aboutta get decked out. Just watch.

    • @Crimsomreaf5555
      @Crimsomreaf5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would be awesome if this is the case

  • @marcomedina4266
    @marcomedina4266 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My friend. It's great to see how you treat those machines. They are really beautiful. I don't know how much they consume fuel. And I appreciate what he does and motivate him to continue. successes.

  • @crankstonshnord6591
    @crankstonshnord6591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "It's INSANE"? No Matt, *You're* insane

  • @pravinrajchandramogan4159
    @pravinrajchandramogan4159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    30 Yrs later:Hey there guys,Lincoln here and welcome to the channel, I just bought an Army Tank.

    • @shriram._8426
      @shriram._8426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I doubt it would take 30 yrs

    • @nuggetman2294
      @nuggetman2294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably like 19 years

    • @pravinrajchandramogan4159
      @pravinrajchandramogan4159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shriram._8426 well ,me too but he's not gonna go staright up buying big toys,😂 first a low car,then Corvette,then an army truck,then a ford t-rex( descendants of a ford raptor😂😂)

  • @AndrewNobleOfficial
    @AndrewNobleOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Didn’t Mere tell you two episodes ago no more vehicles!? Gotta get a wife reacts to 10 foot truck vid lol

    • @AdamWest84
      @AdamWest84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He didn't buy another vehicle, he traded one vehicle for a different one. It's a tactic all of us car addicts are very familiar with!

    • @auntieruthwarrick2191
      @auntieruthwarrick2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He traded so really it’s not a new one (RIGHT)

    • @Xx0ME0xX
      @Xx0ME0xX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She did say in the other video that he couldn't get more than he could fit in the garage (4) and he also traded the humvee for it so it was just a trade, but he does have more than 4 vehicles though lol the new corvette, the other corvette, earle, the raptor, the bronco, and now this. But hey, he has the workshop too so thats 2 nore spaces so he is still good😂

  • @mariogb9558
    @mariogb9558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Matt is actually preparing for a zombie apocalypse, between the mansion in the Middle of the countryside, the gun bunker and the 5ton, he's way ahead of us...

  • @gys2801
    @gys2801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    imagine being a cop and he does something bad
    *im gonna pretend i did not see that*

    • @monroefive-o40
      @monroefive-o40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      43v57 Yep...As he turns his head and whistles.......

    • @joashbergman5477
      @joashbergman5477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If he got pulled over, the cop would have to tell him to get out of the vehicle too.

    • @Tyler_x
      @Tyler_x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joashbergman5477 "Or what officer, you gunna come up here and make me?"

    • @gregpfister6991
      @gregpfister6991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Re: "Officer, I'm going to backup now - you should step back, quickly. Go ahead and order another car for yourself and have a great day........wanna go shoot'n at the ranch?"

    • @joashbergman5477
      @joashbergman5477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gregpfister6991 Hope he didnt leave his phone/radio in the car!

  • @pip5461
    @pip5461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This should have no problem driving all around the property of your mansion... armed with pew pews...

    • @davidmarvets4244
      @davidmarvets4244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Probably gonna have to cut some more trees

    • @jayhill2193
      @jayhill2193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@davidmarvets4244
      there's no tree big enough to withstand this truck, they'd snap like toothpicks if he would roll over them

    • @SheepdogSmokey
      @SheepdogSmokey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, he needs to topple trees, right?

    • @beowulf9878
      @beowulf9878 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mount the 1919 on top.

  • @joewestistrashproductions5422
    @joewestistrashproductions5422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “We make toys for big boys” 😂

  • @Slim_Slid
    @Slim_Slid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The five ton trucks first came out in 1951 by International Harvestor,and then Studebaker built them on contract,as well with many other manufacturers as the years came.They were gas trucks at first,then they went with Mack engines,and they even had Multi-Fuels at one point just like the M35A2,this was for the M51-M62/M348-M648,which are the M39/M54 Series.All the later variations of the five ton trucks came out to using Cummins only,starting in 1969,the Kaiser Jeep M812-M820,being from the M809/M813 Series all used and only had the NHC-250 and were built on contract by AM General.In 1982 was when AM General came out with the M939/M923 Series,which is the M923-M943,M923A1-M945A1,and M923A2-M943A2.The M923-M943 were the first ones and they had G177 dual tires,these were also the first of the five ton trucks to use Allison Automatics,the M923A1-M945A1 uses Super Singles and both trucks are from AM General and have the NHC-250 just like the M809's.The M923A2-M943A2 came out in 1987 and has the 6CT only,they are also made by BMY Harsco,and still use Super Singles but only have CTIS (Command Tire Inflation System).They kept building them until 1994.

  • @tomavrbic9592
    @tomavrbic9592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I don't care about the humvee,when he sell's this i will cry!

    • @will_heywoah9783
      @will_heywoah9783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same but phisicly and mentally and for days unless he buys a bigger replacement

    • @jessebohmer8979
      @jessebohmer8979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Humvee: okay
      This truck: hell yeah cowboy!

    • @tomavrbic9592
      @tomavrbic9592 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did i get 150 likes,tell me how

  • @texas_stone_lets_go_brandon
    @texas_stone_lets_go_brandon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Matt, you are going to have to tear out A BUNCH of trees to get this truck down to the Demo Range 2.0!!!

  • @r2-d2-e2
    @r2-d2-e2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Earls long lost great Uncle has returned

  • @TheRealDonLayton
    @TheRealDonLayton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "What do they use five tons for? I know it's like a ton of things".

  • @Yosuvv
    @Yosuvv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I may teach you how to shoot while i'm there..." I like this guy a lot. xD

  • @jakefitzhugh7864
    @jakefitzhugh7864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    You best believe this guy is about to get over 100 new orders after this video ends

  • @pwr2al4
    @pwr2al4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    How many thousands of times a week does Matts wife have to hear him say "I'm doing this for content."

  • @perezm714
    @perezm714 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Radflo is good suspension company that doesn't get quite as much recognition that they should. They go the the "King of the Hammers" races every year in Johnson Valley, CA.

  • @RDGoodner
    @RDGoodner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "What do they use 5-tons for? I know it's like a ton of things."
    Well, probably like 5 tons of things. :)

    • @jown6754
      @jown6754 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is for parade for promoting bunker branding

    • @zack9912000
      @zack9912000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A lot of people make them into RVs

  • @chrizpearson
    @chrizpearson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love is the definition of Mere’s patience lol.

  • @MillennialFarmer
    @MillennialFarmer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Can this guy put a lawn mower deck on a Hummer for me?

    • @tobiasjohansson2681
      @tobiasjohansson2681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @huntermack8294
      @huntermack8294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Millennial Farmer lol right

    • @ypop417
      @ypop417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Run the mower deck off the PTO Sure not a problem

    • @kevinbutton4580
      @kevinbutton4580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fancy seeing you here lmao

    • @13_cmi
      @13_cmi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A regular one from a mower you'd get from lowe's? It might be doable.

  • @livingauthenticallyonmyownterm
    @livingauthenticallyonmyownterm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I WANT ONE !!! RIGHT HERE !!! RIGHT NOW !!! There is nothing wrong with a 60 year old hippie chick having a truck like this, RIGHT !?!?!?! RIGHT !?!?!?! Matt, your company needs more coverage so you can do more funky stuff to these stock vehicles and make them GORGEOUS, so get yourself some videos and kill the competition man !!! What an amazing company !!! Thanks for the AWESOMENESS you create !!! Matt, thanks for an adventure in learning about this company and what they do. I rebuilt a 57 Chevy many moons ago when I was 18 and I LOVE altering vehicles to race and look more beautiful than they came off the floor. Great video Matt !!! Much love to all ♥️

  • @jeepgibby
    @jeepgibby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Month later* "getting rid of the 5 ton" *get Abrams*