Hamzah not bringing Martin his milkshake basically showed that he failed the orange peel theory. I think Martin should enter his mob wife era and drink away his pain in his Stanley cup. Hamzah, you should be ashamed, you are not a golden retriever boyfriend…
@@stuffing3591the chicfila where I live has like exclusively gay workers, it’s kinda ironic. And the food tastes better idk what kinda gay magic they put in it but I fucking love it.
Oh my gosh no you aren’t mistaken!! Wth… that’s rlly suspicious. Also never doubt yourself. I noticed you expressed that you didn’t want to alarm them but do not be afraid to take up space and speak your mind whether it’s in your personal or professional life! Ask for that raise, tell the waiter they got your order wrong. I wish you the best Krysten
love how it started off as a mukbang and slowly spiraled to a metaphoric commentary about the greed existent within our society. love your honest work slushy noobz, thanks for keeping it real 👍🏽
WOAHH was not expecting that ending!! What a way to end off this video that I know was hard to film, especially for Martin but we don’t shame over here
Woke up from My Nap, drank a cold glass of water, checked my notifications on youtube, and saw that Slushy Noobz posted! Today is going to be an amazing day.
idk why asking which salad was better and getting both was so funny😭
No literally 😭
Funny how they asked and then never ended up eating either one
noooo bc the employee laughed
it’s the way they’re washing all this food down with a singular drink
i know that backwash is rancid
thats insane
@@whatthecuss that but its also impressive the drink lasted that long drinks from chickfila for me are like 3 sips and its gone
@@whatthecuss STOP
@@whatthecussshake the drink and you’ll see effects similar to that of a snow globe
martin stores the burger in his cheeks like a chipmunk
LMAO BRO I read this comment in the beginning of the video and now all I see is this while Martin eats
his chipmunk cheeks r kinda adorable tho
He had that in there for A HOT MINUTE
HAHAHHAAH
Hamzah not bringing Martin his milkshake basically showed that he failed the orange peel theory. I think Martin should enter his mob wife era and drink away his pain in his Stanley cup. Hamzah, you should be ashamed, you are not a golden retriever boyfriend…
Brain rot 🔥
LOLLL GOLDEN RETRIEVER BOYFRIEND
this comment would kill a victorian child
this just gave me a stroke go outside plz
people are definitely gonna take this comment serious 😭
martin secretly recording the chic fil a worker 😭😭😭 boy put that camera AWAAYYYYY
LMAO RIGHT those poor people already suffering with that long ass order
literally talking bout some “backroom pleasure” boy put that phone away
they lovee recording random people 😭😭
the way these comments made me literally laugh out loud yall are so funny 🤣
slush x dnp i know that’s right
20:00 this entire bit killed me. “and there he is, the antagonist”
Frrrr😭😭
freddie dredd just casually being there is so funny
why is no one mentioning it
i didn’t even realize it was him so when he came on the song i was so shocked 😭😭
@@elainapenrod6256 hes been in one of their vids before
hamzah is good friends with that man
they’re basically best friends (i just made this up)
Martin mentioning Mandy at the end is too cute… she’s proud of you bro don’t even worry
NO FR
Yeah he mentions her so often
Omg another Radiohead and slushynoobz fan 🥳
THE SONG ACTUALLY GOES INSANE
LITERALLY
FRRR
no this shit is so fire 😭
everyone say thankyou freddie dredd
@@lizpernardstreetTHANKS FEEDREDY🫡
the way hamzah was telling martin not to talk with his mouth full and literally was doing the same
he always scolds him for the most stupid reasons
"don't talk with your mouth open" - guy who coughs on everything in every video
@@lll000l00othats just how they are 💀
@@w.vv.w…..
@@lll000l00ou fakeeweeeee
Martin holding the food in his cheeks like a hamster the whole time was really lovely 🩷🩷
LMAO
Song goes unironically hard Martin got that fragile white boy flow
LMAOOO
He lowkey sounded like freddie
2006WR talents shining through
Real
why is martin dressed like a fisherman that probably sings sea shanties
HAAAAARRRRRKKKKK! ⛴️⚓️🏴☠️
he sinsg the fortnite version
YOOOOO HOOOOOO
WHERE THYY BOOOTY
IK IM LITERALLY EIGHT MONTHS LATE BUT IS THAT A LILY CHOU CHOU PFP????????
martin holds food in his cheeks like hes saving it for winter
All snuggled up in bed, can’t wait to watch this on my big screen TV
OKAYY purrr she’s rich
didnt have to flex on us like dattt😶🌫
@@birdie7910 hey only high quality devices for slushynoobz
The subtle flex goes craaaaazy 😭
me rn 😍🥰😘
Y’all cropping out the salads like we wouldn’t notice you didn’t eat them 😭
right
BYEEEE
LMAOO
The way the microphone picked up every single gulp
LMAO I GOT MY HEADPHONES FOR THIS I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE😭😭😭
I know it became an asmr video at one point and I fell asleep
MARTIN TWEAKING WHEN THEYRE STONED IS SENDING MEEEE KMAOSOSOSK
You know it’s a slushy noobz banger when they do a mukbang
Come on Now! 💯 😎
hamzah is so mamabear for opening up that burger n saying "eat just the chicken at least"
You guys single-handedly made me watch TH-cam again thanks for the amazing vids
Literally same I hadn’t watched a TH-cam vid in like 4 years before they started uploading
SAMEEEEEE
@@LauraKuksa nah this is crazy
same
bro literally
why did yall have the worker in the corner like that 😭0:50
THE SONG AT THE END IS A BANGER THO
the claire adlib goes crazyyyy
Was a pleasure being your uber driver friends. Those were not raw eggs, it was orange juice 😂😂😂
THE GOAT
Stinky
Poser
stop farting nonchalantly.
no KEEP farting nonchalantly actually@@vampedtone
the ending was like a gift after watching yall almost throw up for 20 mins
the editing on this is insane
28:29
The shoutout to Mandy and the calling her a beech 😭💀
vine reference
the circling of the the random pedestrians will always get me
martin got that little boy haircut 😭😭
You guys are a Chick-fil-A employee’s worst nightmare. 🙁
homosexual?
@@stuffing3591Probably
@@stuffing3591the chicfila where I live has like exclusively gay workers, it’s kinda ironic. And the food tastes better idk what kinda gay magic they put in it but I fucking love it.
@@Mushesscum
@@Mushessmy dunkin is only girls and gays and it just makes everything taste better
3:14 the way martin called the uber driver his hero and everyone goes quiet😭😭😭😭
I like martins new carrot look it brings out his eyes
his kawaii doe eyes :3
he’s a british carrot
imagine being so baked you make a fire ass song with a fire ass music video
they’re so funny it hurts
Martin reminds me of my old hamster with all of his cheek storage
cheek storage 💀💀💀
Slushy noobs posted right as I rolled a joint I’m so happy
oh yeahhhh
so real
niceeee
did you get the munchies and do the ultimate slushy challenge
watching slushy high would make me feel like i’m greening out
ooohh my gah 22:42 literally sent me into paralysis from laughing so hard i just got back from the hospital lmaooooo i cannot with the editing
19:47 when they started adding big words 😂😂
no way the just casually dropped a banger at the end??
Umm guys! I don’t wanna alarm u but, and I might be mistaken but did u say “slushy food reviews” in the beginning?? I don’t think so
Oh my gosh no you aren’t mistaken!! Wth… that’s rlly suspicious. Also never doubt yourself. I noticed you expressed that you didn’t want to alarm them but do not be afraid to take up space and speak your mind whether it’s in your personal or professional life! Ask for that raise, tell the waiter they got your order wrong. I wish you the best Krysten
@@surabhi7419u just motivated me to do my homework i love you whoever you are 🍑💦
OMG IM GONNA BE SICK!!!
well i don’t think it was a review because they’ve had it before
LMAO video over!!!! They have to re-record this shit now WOOOW. Good catch Krysten slushy
Hamburger constantly yelling at Martian for talking with food in his mouth and then he immediately does it too 😭😭
hamburger 😭
love how it started off as a mukbang and slowly spiraled to a metaphoric commentary about the greed existent within our society. love your honest work slushy noobz, thanks for keeping it real 👍🏽
the way you can hear freddie laughing in the background 😭
which freddie??
@@bestgirlonyoutube Freddie Dredd
@@bestgirlonyoutube Krueger
martin holding the bag in the car looks like such a little kid when your parents got you food and made you hold the bag 😭
WOAHH was not expecting that ending!! What a way to end off this video that I know was hard to film, especially for Martin but we don’t shame over here
Martin always wearing that damn math shirt😭
“Pop!” - a slushy masterpiece
hamza peer pressuring martin is preposterous
Martin looks like a cute baby squirrel in this video!
The Cheeeeks!
why is Freddie dred just randomly friends with like tons of youtubers😭- song goes hard though ngl
All 30 people who live in Canada know each other
I genuinely get so excited when I see you guys post
Same 🎉
Chubby bunny reference in 2024 is insane😭 17:20
That made me realize their age
not sure what looks more delicious, the food or martin 😍
mandy is lurking 🫵
REALL
or hamzah!!
martin is looking like a little dainty victorian boy in this video 🫶
the way this was just promo for the slushy mixtape
the “put him in the gravee no he can’t be saveed” GOES SO HARD 😭 LET THEM COOK FRR 👨🍳
the face I was making waiting for Hamzah to stop when he just kept on ordering 😭😭 Good eats tho
MARTINS PART GOES SO HARD WHATTTT
THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST SLUSHY NOOB VIDEOS HELP
freddie dredd rapping about fish was NOT on my 2024 bingo card
The best part of the intro is hearing Freddie giggle
them asking which salad is better and getting both anyways is genuinely so funny 😭😭
Them going crazy when they start to get full is so real
They might be the ones eating, but we were fed.
awww mandy is proud martin 🤗
when you said freddie referring to the guy behind the camera I was not prepared for the freddie dredd reveal
A late night slushy noobz BANGER
Not Caseoh catching a stray at 4:49 😭
fasting can sometimes shrink the stomach as your body adjust to not eating (your brain gaslighting your wittle belly)
“I don’t wanna take a plan b” LMAO
A Slushy Noobz mukbang is the pinnacle of youtube
Major Upgrade from Jake and Johnnie cuz the slushy noobz ACTUALLY eat the food instead of wasting it
so real😭😭 especially jake’s nasty ah
the editing on pop goes crazy...grammy pending i fear
just slushy noobz casually hiding freddie dredd in their basement
You guys videos are so funny but when i smoke weed i laugh alot and watch your videos and its so funny
i’m so freakin late but why is nobody talking ab hamzah yelling at martin to look at like 11:28 😭😭😭😭😭😭
love the editing in this one! slushed everywhere😅
Hamzah eating martins sandwich was the most romantic moment I’ve seen in my life
just big and greedy...
Woke up from My Nap, drank a cold glass of water, checked my notifications on youtube, and saw that Slushy Noobz posted! Today is going to be an amazing day.
martin is gonna be on a hit list for how he films these randos im crine
i want so badly to see the raw footage of them filming the music video i think id piss my pants
Hamzah getting his Invisalign rubber bands in Martin’s soup 😭😭
yall r my new comfort youtubers ty
MARTINS PART IN THE SONG I CANT
I am simultaneously impressed and upset that their quirky asses decided to end this painful mukbang with a Freddie dredd feature song
social anxiety is scared of martin
martins vocal tone eattstssssssssssss for this beat
Washing all that food down with a milkshake is crazy
martin holds the food in his mouth like a hamster just so he can spit out more words
slushy noobz discovering gluttony live
Martins verse actually goes crazy
Just when I was getting my hopes up the slushy noobz come through. Dreams really do come true.
the slushy noobz gods are listening to our prayers, first a new minecraft video and now a new mukbang
Ayo why is martins part in the song actually good 💀💀
I was not expecting that ending but my god did it go hard
I was not expecting Martin to come in on the song like that
i never thought id hear the freddie dredd rapping about slushynoobz this is beautiful
was nit expecting a slushy noobs banger song at the end 🔥🔥🔥