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hi slushy noobz!!!! big fan here 😄 just wanted to say thank you for being so bold and embarrassing in public while none of the rest of us would EVER do that! super great for a good old laugh 😂😂😂❤❤
I remember watching this over winter break back in the great Year of 2023…. Now here we are in 2024…. How time flies and how will this videos ever be TOPPED 😭
1:33 now I have a theory slushies, listen up. Do you see the name Roxy in the shopping cart? I think this is a little spoiler, a little hint to the slushy community that we will be returning to the pizzaplex to visit Roxy and the other animatronics. Who else agrees?
the moment martin said that his cookie was “nice and creamy inside” i knew that it was raw
LMFAOO
What’s 15:05 from?
@@j0562skydoesminecraft he would call gold butter lol
crazy sentence
@@DanielAlvarez-tk3lmnot da butter sword
Slushy Noobz really dismantled the patriarchy in this video by proving that men bake too ♥️
dont butter them up 🙄🙄
@@arielmp4 But cakes need Butter 🧈
i know who you are boy
What the fuck ❤
not martin tho
the way they cant go 5 mins without quoting a random video
Hahaha
who is the guy in your pfp?
@@yuki25n jake webber
@@Jail19 Like fanart of him??
@@Jail19omg this made me laugh so hard
i predict that hamzahs shop will be $200 because of pretty privilege and martins will be $20
so rude lmao😭😭 imagine being Martin and reading that😭
@@Lebinkbonk lol i was joking did you even watch the video
@@Lebinkbonkdid u even watch the video
Very close!!! 😆
They’re both pretty tho
sometimes I forget they’re real people that go out and not little fantasy creatures that exist in my mind
This is the realest thing ive read all day long
exactly dude @@CoupleOfClownfish
They’re little gnomes
wdym theyre real
“Sativa, indica. It don’t matter what the strand! The worst addiction of all is the addiction to a man!!!”😭😭😭 ate that
They have a catalog of the internet in their brain , its insane
“boy get the hell outta here boi”😭
since when did gypsy rose and martin have such a good connection? so lovely seeing these two women free themselves and live life how god intended 😊
LMAO THAT IS WILD
WHATT😭😭
WHAT WOULD MAKE U SAY THIS
IM CRYING WHAT
LMAO UR SICK
Hamzah dresses like a millennial hipster
That’s the point
mama needs a blunt
You guys are so witty i love it. Martins cookie is scary lol
especially with that beanie bruh 😭
Hamzah looks like someone who would enjoy drinking milk
White AND choccy
Milk hits different sometimes
i was your 1000th like i feel motivated and jubilant
balegdeh reference before even hitting the one minute mark has me in tears
just slushed EVERYWHERE from this video 😂❤! thanks for being awesome mark and hamlet!
IM CRYINGGGGTT
LMAOOOOOOOO
💀💀💀
HAMLETTTTT😭😭😭😭😭😭
OMG 😭😭😭
Idk about you guys but I would eat Hamzah's cookie right up!!!
@@mya4730 yes 🥺🥺🥺
How did you do that PLEASE TELL
@@Sarahbelac DO WHAT??
hamzah eat my cookie 😋
@@sydneynunez7249 now Sydney…
Ladies, get yourself a man who can bake
Even lesbians need a man who can bake
i need myself a hamzah!!!!
bakers, get yourself a lady who can man
You guys are really like the real life equivalent of mordecai and rigby
LITERALLYYYY
Hamzah=mordecai martin=rigby onika=burgers
@@flooresonika BURGERS 💜
@@flooresNO MARTIN IS SO MORDECAI
21:34
'Tilly Ramsey PLEASE!😞 does she cook?'
'NO it's not genetical'
TOOK ME OUT
and the way she literally can cook 😭😭😭
No watermark? This my best video yet 🔥🔥
No watermark? This is my best comment yet 🔥🔥
@@bigfrankoceanfan HELPP
god im so out of it rn. i thought it said 6y instead of 6mo ago. funny comment tho
@@baboo9736 STOP I LAUGHED
I Love how Martins cookie was 100% still raw❤
his face after saying kobe 💀
LMAOO
The comedic timing from 8:07 from "I've got my own icing" to him shouting at Carl is so funny
And Hamzah waving Carl around in one hand 😂
I’m not Canadian so the grocery store looks like it was made by AI. Including the name of the store
i saw them floors and gagged
😂 hilarious
as a canadian i was thinking the exact same thing
@@lacy01my superstore floors are grey idk why theirs are BRIGHT ORANGE
@@freddiedisapproves i think it's loblaws since east canada doesnt have superstore. mine also have white/grey floors
Hamzah measuring a 1/3 cup in half tablespoons is crazy work
slushy noobz and a box combo is life changing
Ur life changing. Cutie.
oh that sounds like Awesome
8:10 this clip is so funny 😭😭 the way martin stares at the camera and the transition from carl being on the floor to on the counter has me deceased
I liked that Martin forced himself to eat his own cookies at the end to prove that he liked them!
mandy is so patient
Martin asking Abt the oven repeatedly is so me
ok but hamzah getting mad at him for it :(
no fr cause even tho i let it preheat for a while i get nervous the house will explode
omg im majoring in professional baking this is definitely gonna be informational and will change the trajectory of my life thank you slushies!
i just SLUSHED all over the kitchen cabinets and counters holy slush!
Relatable!
the way they both got sick after this video…
It’s like I can still hear them 💔
LMAO right
Hamzah hurling carl around and then putting him in the microwave made me lose it lmaooo
hamzahs neighbor rizzing him up w edible brownies is living the dream life
gaining almost 500k subscribers in less than a year is actually insane
21:52 all the extra sugar or whatever that hamzah added in falling out when he folded it LMAO
So funny dude 😭
how are they so bad at literally everything IM CRYINGJNFJSK
love u guys tho this video was so funny
The nicki quote by memory??? Girlsssss!!!!
the look Hamzah gives Mandy at 6:26 is classic
I’m a new viewer who is Mandy in relation to them?
@@hibuhhhh67 Mandy is Martin’s girlfriend
Classic😂
So excited to finally see some men getting in the kitchen!😊 So wholesome
I think Daniel Radcliffe would make an awesome guest at the slushy noobz bake off🙌✌️
frr
absolutely
That face that Martin does after saying please KILLS ME 😭😭
22:15 dropping this fact randomly in a cooking episode is insane💀💀
you know you are funny if your videos have like 30 most replayed moments when you hover over that bar
Hamzahs biceps are ripping through that shirt
martins voice is my inner voice sadly
You look familiar…
This is how I found out Canadians have grocery stores
where else would we get our food?
@@mackenziewest2981storks from the sky.
@@streetzomb69not quite, only Italians get them there🤔
What do you think we are bruh 😭
@@MattyPraps1234 extra terrestrial life
the paris/ perez joke was so funny
Hamzah slapping the dough killed me 💀💀
the trick for those online recipes is to click "print" at the top !! they always have that button.. opens a simple pdf in a new tab. saved my life.
i haven't laughed this much in AGES. ya'll the best.
Me
Boy how I wish I could be there in person and taste the sweet fruits of their labor
“Remeber when she tex-…. THEY texted you-“
“STOP”
😭😭
IM CTFUJUUUUUU
had me rolling dawg
Loving this tradwife content keep it up 👍🏻
I noticed that martin was squinting at approximately 19:16 ! you might be in need of glasses stay safe
not u predicting his glasses
29:54 this is my favorite martin clip of all time
I wasnt allowed to watch spongebob because my mom said it would make me stupid....and now i watch slushy noobz!!
When Martin said “you did a good job” it made me smile so hard omfggg
The actual concern on Hamzahs face when asking Martin “What are you doin?” 4 times
Another hood classic! 😂 Keep it up boys!
We need a moment of appreciation for how nicely decorated Martin’s apartment is
This is like watching adhd come to life as people
i come back to this video every so often just to hear martin say ‘cream of tartar’ 7:45
I love the way you guys just like to make yourselves and each other laugh 😭😭😭
i love how they paid for everyone's groceries, youtuber's have such big hearts ☺☺
“over the shoulder bolder holder” killed me
underrated moment😭😭
Martins reaction to saying kobe is TOO funny and relatable tbh
this feels like a slushynoobz classic
looking at martins cookie actually made me feel ill
10:13 God I thought the cat was in the oven for a second.
😂
hi slushy noobz!!!! big fan here 😄 just wanted to say thank you for being so bold and embarrassing in public while none of the rest of us would EVER do that! super great for a good old laugh 😂😂😂❤❤
god their early 2010s youtube references always kill me
Slushy dessert reviews??? Oh yeah I’m sat! 😂😭
you made it on the slushstagram 😉😉
@@amalia20378 oh that is so sick and twisted
i am pretending that the store floor is covered in tomato soup
I like the way you think
I remember watching this over winter break back in the great Year of 2023…. Now here we are in 2024…. How time flies and how will this videos ever be TOPPED 😭
“i hope it’s under $50” “in this economy?” real 😭
"isnt that the shit between your teeth?" LMFSBDIWJOS
slushy noobz and sinjin posting at the same time! what a miracle!!!
boy didn’t wash his hands after touching carl!!
Ew
I absolutely love your connection. You guys are truly bros 4 etern
28:55 hamzah’s face killllls me
this is actually the funniest and slushiest video yet
martin repeatedly yelling štz is so balkan i was half expecting him to bust out the mrš
7:24 IM CRYINGG THE WAY HAMZAH SAID THIS
The ending made my face numb from laughter when martin said we’re the nightmare of republicans and hamzah couldn’t stop laughing
Perfect way to start winter work break thank you Slushy Noobz
stoned with gf rewatching this slushy classic. we love u my slush kings
9:10 Why is hamzah holding the cat like that😭😭
1:33 now I have a theory slushies, listen up. Do you see the name Roxy in the shopping cart? I think this is a little spoiler, a little hint to the slushy community that we will be returning to the pizzaplex to visit Roxy and the other animatronics. Who else agrees?
Agree
Mama needs a BLUNT💜
Fridge open in the back for that long is crazy
hamzah is so buff wow
Woah! There should be a gyatt warning at 3:37😳😳😳
Nah for Hamzah in the kitchen
“Over the shoulder bolder holder” had me crying, such an insane reference
I love them but I would never taste anything they make
9:11 bruh im dead, why is the cat so fluid💀
HAMZAH HI I SENT U THAT SHIRT
I wear it so much thank you
wait martin and hamzah eat each others cookies??? 😱😱
nothing like a freshly baked slushy noobz upload! boy am i gracious
nothing like coming home after ur shift with wingstop to see a new slushy vid🎉
Lemme get a 10 piece lemon pepper wing extra crispy with ranch and a large hi c orange vanilla light iceeeeee
4:19 MARTIN MADE ME SNORT MY LEMON ICED TEA ITS GONE EEVRYWHERE 😖