I loved the allegory between Hamzah continuing to eat the expired slaw and his foreshadowed departure from SlushyNoobz, Hamzah disregarded Martin's pleas and instead perfered to make his own way in the world. There is so much depth and an abundence of metaphors in every second of the video!
This video has had insane influence on my life. After sitting through this 22 minute 50 seconds experience I can confidently say I am entirely a new person and extremely grateful towards Hamzah and Martin who I have come to learn are the creators of this high regarded intellectual TH-cam video. I hope I can be caressed into this loving community and become a fellow slushyNooby so I can also partake in the acts of pleasuring others through purely the love of my mind heart *aggressively sharts proudly after becoming a slushyNooby*
I have been a proud slushybooby for about 8 hours now and I would say my crippling back pain has decreased, but my sharts have increased significantly ! #methinksihaveceliacsdisease
They’re such idiots. Especially the white shirted guy he has negative braincells and gets major narcissistic vibes. I bet he watches those alpha males videos to become alpha lmao The red shirt guy seemed more alright though and leveled but then he insulted the girls and yeah lol what even is this channel
day started off terrible my grand ma fell down the stairs and i found out my dog passed away of old but then i saw that slushynoobz posted and my day instantly got 10 times better , thank you for the video
It’s so scary watching TH-camrs in the city I live in. I could turn a corner and bump into Hamzah and Martin one day. They could be under my bed rn and I would never know because I’m too scared to look😟
Watching this exactly one year after it was posted!! (purely coincidental) You guys are at 392k subs!! Thank you for always making me laugh! Y'all ate! (literally and figuratively)😊
my grandma fell down the stairs while i was watching this, got yelled at for not calling an ambulance in time... couldn't miss any second of this video...sorry gram gram...!
Hey slushies! Help me. This was such an enjoyable video!! Bruh chain here 👇
Bruh
bruh
Bruh
bruh
bruh
u went from making no money on this channel to making one dollar each
DO THEY GET MORE MONEY IF I WATCH ALL THE ADS WITHOUT SKIPPING?
@@RayanSadiqiyep
@@RayanSadiqiyea
@@RayanSadiqiyes
@@RayanSadiqino honey 😭
DEBORTED DEBORTED
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TH-cam asked me to rate your comment i said excellent and funny lol
they are the true definition of friends who say they should start a youtube channel because they are funny 😭
I loved the allegory between Hamzah continuing to eat the expired slaw and his foreshadowed departure from SlushyNoobz, Hamzah disregarded Martin's pleas and instead perfered to make his own way in the world. There is so much depth and an abundence of metaphors in every second of the video!
HMZAH LEFT SLUSHIE BOOBZ????
well said bro
@@DivineWagwan💀
ho is u my english teacher
Willyamboy7899 BACK at it again with the straight FAX bruh😂😛 Peace OUT✌
Wow. Hamzah is really kicking off the sassy man apocalypse. Props to Martin for handling all dat.
LMAOO
11:45
blud on his period
hamzah holds his fork like a baby who has questionable fine motor skills.
i love when they actually break character and interact with each other naturally like with the whole expired coleslaw thing lol
Yeah
its like watching monkies fling poop at each other
Timestamp?
@@JannieKannie9:46
@@Fartman-jn6ms😭😭😭
Yep this made me slush everywhere 😂
HUH
same! 😇
LMAOAOAOAOKS
ermm you sir have won the internet for today !😂
clean up aisle my pants
It was so nice of you to pay for your fans food! Keep being great people and keep making great content!!
20:24 NOOO THE GUY THAT LOOKED BACK 😭
Martins smile is like a ray of sunshine!🥺
Sometimes it’s too bright it hurtsss 😅😅
Ikr! 🥺☺️
it's his pearly yellows
wow!! this one passes the bechdel test!! amazing!! ✅🙏
the fact the coleslaw made martin break character 💀
hamzah being a coleslaw liker makes a bunch of sense
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT HAMZAHS SASSY EYE ROLL
Oh my god I have not laughed this hard in so long y’all are playing these personas too well
frr
what persona…
personas??
there are no personas.
@@jakehoon69 if you can't see martin's clearly playing a character then idk what to tell you
martin looking longingly at hamzah the entiiiiiire time
he wants his wife and kids with hamzah that’s his mangum opus
O pus barber shout out!
i can smell the sour from the coleslaw coming through my screen
I can taste it
The fan interaction was so wholesome 😭❤️✨🫶
Was hamzah genuine in not liking them after?
@@ays7466yeah I’m wondering why he said all that afterwards
@@ays7466he wasnt being serious, he ushered them to join the video
@@watermelonpineapple3115 i noticed austin saying he doesnt like it multiple times
@@ays7466 austin who
This video has had insane influence on my life. After sitting through this 22 minute 50 seconds experience I can confidently say I am entirely a new person and extremely grateful towards Hamzah and Martin who I have come to learn are the creators of this high regarded intellectual TH-cam video. I hope I can be caressed into this loving community and become a fellow slushyNooby so I can also partake in the acts of pleasuring others through purely the love of my mind heart *aggressively sharts proudly after becoming a slushyNooby*
I have been a proud slushybooby for about 8 hours now and I would say my crippling back pain has decreased, but my sharts have increased significantly ! #methinksihaveceliacsdisease
No way Hamzah recorded that license plate LMAO
little did they know they'd be bald a years time thinking this haircut was a big deal
Thanks!
Congrats on the 70.3k!😹
Seeing you two together is all you need to slush my world!
Fav gay couple on youtube ❤
Omg them poor girls shown on camera and then hated upon omg😭😭
UNSUBSCRRIBEDD
They’re such idiots. Especially the white shirted guy he has negative braincells and gets major narcissistic vibes. I bet he watches those alpha males videos to become alpha lmao
The red shirt guy seemed more alright though and leveled but then he insulted the girls and yeah lol what even is this channel
Every time I watch a Slushy Noobz video I get tingles in my feetsies 🥰
i believe that is called early set diabetes🥰
@@helengrugettLMFAOOOOOOOO
The freaking echo when hamzah said MAGNUM OPUS
guys please watch all the ads so that slushy noobs no longer has to eat ameobas at whole foods
Slushy noobs so good they are bookmarked on my google
Sorry but I can't see you, you are too low quality.
dammit, 8k resolution next video
@@SlushyNoobzseriously please please I have a tv that goes up too that and I need to see you for all that you are
Subscibe count: 100000000000000002
Great Job Hamzah and Martian. You guys do great job at this video. Love you guys For real
Martin looks at hamzah like hes in love w him
no
Maybe he is
Hamza is glowing🤩
Hamza*
Hazmah*
@@Botatochickenstruggling there I see
@@BotatochickenHazmat
hazard and marvin!
10:27 the way he just immediately jumps back into character
Thank you for the new video guys, I’m going to watch this later when I do the Mary Jane! So I can enjoy it even more 😂🎉😮
im doing the same thing peace and love
may god in heaven strike you down in holy vengeance for your terrible sins🙌
oh god our fans are crazy
this is cringe asf 😭
Bruh
these two are actually such a good match for each other
18:04 hamzahs face when martin asked for the napkin 😭
15:20 “we’re waiting for the us fatties to catch up” LOLLLL
the way the ray of sunlight is just on hamzah's face he is GLOWING
day started off terrible my grand ma fell down the stairs and i found out my dog passed away of old but then i saw that slushynoobz posted and my day instantly got 10 times better , thank you for the video
ok fr tho these videos are actually so comforting and make me worry less about my future:)
the way they were so in sync at 19:46 😭😭
Now you’ve made $1.99!!
9:43 the way that noise in the background sounded like a sound effect for his reaction LMAO
you don’t even know how much i love you guys
When they went into the revolting doors and showed the Whole Foods I was like wow! Is this a mukbang! ?🤔
revolting doors
LMAOO
Don't worry guys I reported the license plate at 2:40 :)
theyre so dez and austin
whose who
@@swaguchiha3508hamzah is austin obviously.. and dez is martin.
@@wholemilkotter9377 silly me
I cant believe you slushed on those noobs you all are so kind
great video guysth so happy to be apart of the slushigang
152k, y’all deserve everything ❤️
I had a nap, and woke up to this notification. I am delighted, and well rested. Thank you Slushy Noobz.
I can't believe you guys haven't uploaded for weeks
Omg i love you💋💋
I can’t finish my week without a slushy noobz video!!! 😅😊
i genuinely cannot tell if hamzah is seriously pissed at certain things or not😭😭😭
It’s a character (I think)😭
You guys r so funnny I don’t even remember subscribing glad I did tho! Hope u get 1 million subscribers soon
“Land of the natural and home of the delicious” 🇺🇸🏈🦅
THE GUY THAT LOOKED BACK WHEN HAMZAH SAID HE WAS DEPORTED BRO
wow, new editor? or did you guys get magically awesome at editing over night! 😂 i play to much lol 😂
Imagine being in a slushy noobz video😳😳😳😳thm lucky gals!!!
Martin, thank you so much for getting hamzah deported, or else there would be no slushy noobz! My hero!
16:35 this aged poorly
Girlfriends come and go but slushy Noobz is forever
Ugh I loveee this fouseytube and superwoman collab 💕
Such a sweet couple 🥰
My goal is to watch every slushy noobs video
fake fan i already watched them all so
OMG THIS WAS THE BEST VIDEO IN TH-cam HISTORY!!! actually wait... THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!!!!
So real 😂😂😂 #slushy_noobz #favourite_youtuber
hamzah going through sassy man syndrome someone save him
this was the most random hot foods selection to pick lol
Eating lunch as im watching this, truly feels like we’re having lunch together
Ur conversations r alw so interesting its so funny
dammi falastini playing when they talk about the dolmas you're so real
i was searching for someone who caught that 🇵🇸🇵🇸
Naurrr thats waraq enab
@@para-yw9dnsame 😛🇵🇸
these videos are keeping me sane, thanks fellas😆☺️👍
hamzah and martin are the two canadians from south park
My new favourite video that was just posted ! I just heard someone yodel outside and i think things are finally going for me. Thanks slush crew
This is like my favorite yt channel rn
20:22 i cant stop laughing
IKKK and the old man in the background looking at them 😭
Deportation isn’t something to laugh about 😔
LMAO
I can't stop rewatching 😭 "DEBORTED DEBORTED"
I love Hamzahs reaction to Martins controversial comments. LOL!
Slushy noobz
THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😮😮😮
this is like challengers when they eat the churro
Martin trying to get hamzah to stop eating expired coleslaw😭😭
“2 men. One revolver.”😂 2:57
thanks you so so much for the 4k i really needed it and appreciate it
plotting to make the whole foods cashier patient zero with that biochemical warfare cole slaw is crazy
The potato salad is part of my culture 💀😭😂
It’s so scary watching TH-camrs in the city I live in. I could turn a corner and bump into Hamzah and Martin one day. They could be under my bed rn and I would never know because I’m too scared to look😟
Watching this exactly one year after it was posted!! (purely coincidental) You guys are at 392k subs!! Thank you for always making me laugh! Y'all ate! (literally and figuratively)😊
here I am in 2027, watching old slushynoobz videos, I wish they came back from their break...
hamzah reminds me so much of a little groundhog! Much love
595k slushys : goal is to get back on track
This mukbang sure did make a slushie hungry LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Watching your videos on 2x speed is a whole different experience LMAO
OMFG i genuinely have not laughed this hard in so long OMG that fucking coleslaw
seeing this made me like a little bit happy but mostly confused
The license plate LMFAOOO
my grandma fell down the stairs while i was watching this, got yelled at for not calling an ambulance in time... couldn't miss any second of this video...sorry gram gram...!
let her fester!❤