the only reason i eat chocolate on bottom is so i can actually bite it easier cause your lower jaw has the most power. Before i got false top teeth that didnt matter tho Lol.
the only thing that you need to know to cook perfect rice every time without a fancy rice cooker is the finger method. look it up. my wife changed my life
Im convinced Tyler is one of the people from as seen on TV ads that you always wonder how they manage to survive without some kind of outside intervention
@@Kracov_the_Madman Thank you, you've explained why in another video he didn't know what a "beet" was, but yet he otherwise displays so many other characteristics that suggest he's quite smart
The irony of asking ‘can’t the English do anything correctly’ after not taking off the plastic, not pronouncing monetary jack cheese correctly, not putting oil in the bottom of the muffin maker, and the list goes on!!! 🤪🤣
@@ethelryan257No idea how you connected the, Tyler used to be a mechanic thing, to knowing metric. Remember when he just said that those 5cm on the cutter, might be half an inch?
@@oilybrakes A lot of tools come in metric, so a lot of mechanics can translate metric to imperial pretty easily. As for the half inch thing that was just Tyler clowning us as usual.
Underwriter laboratory/ Ul listing needs to seriously consider hiring this guy. Because if Tyler can use it, it means it's safe and "anyone" can use it. Keep saving the world Tyler 👍
NO; he is a prime example when you need someone that uses something - without reading the directions - and then wants to blame the product. lol He is whom you call when you want to show how the product will probably get used wrong. >
no, he shouldnt be jailed for that. have you seen how many people he has triggered in the comments? its absolutely amazing how he brought people together XD
I've heard it called both but to b fair, in actuality, a guillotine is either a device that lobs ppl's head off or a jiu jitsu term for a specific choke hold.
Brain? You mean that big learning thing inside our heads? I learned it in the building where we had kids around, and people would tell us how to count. It's wild how we have such buildings.
7:30 The English muffin we know today was created in a New York Bakery by Samuel Bath Thomas, a British immigrant who was attempting his own version of crumpets.
"We don't associate with people who puts chocolate on the bottom." Proceeds to hold the smores with the chocolate on the bottom, and put it back down half-eaten with the chocolate on the bottom.
Yeah when he asked which watt to put the chocolate my only thought was whichever way I’m holding the smite. Though I do initially put the chocolate on the bottom for convenience so I can put the marshmallow on the chocolate and graham cracker then use the other graham cracker to get the marshmallow off the stick
You clearly need to watch The Sandlot... First you take the graham. Then, you put the chocolate on the Graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallow's flaming you stick it on the chocolate. Then you cover it with the other end. Then, you scarf. Kind of messy, but good.
I was fully prepared to accept the idea that the chocolate goes on top, but this is such a sound argument that I don’t see how it could be refuted. Bravo.
The fact that it can put out A, B, C and K and does a good job with the class K fire, and has a smaller footprint makes the extinguisher my favorite out of these gadgets you tested.
1:45 bro really just said “ *bald eagle screeches with gun shots with a nuke dropping with the American flag with the star sparkled banner playing * DID I HEAR OIL!”
milk or blood are also good things to use to cook rice. there's a portuguese dish that's chicken with rice and you use the chicken's blood to cook the rice
Does anyone else ever watch these videos Tyler does outside and think to themselves, "I bet his neighbors are like, ""What is he doing over there?!!!""
Well really, how many of the ones who use guns know what the actual imperial measurement of "9mm" is? Same with sockets. They usually see numbers and just accept it.
For the sandwich maker, just put everything that you want in there all at once. I use this thing on occasion and you wanna put the cheese and top muffin in the top part, along with the egg. Add any protein like sausage, bacon, or ham in the bottom and add a bit of salt and pepper to the egg, makes a McMuffin just as good as one from McDonald's.
Kind of wonder if Tyler just bites through the plastic packaging when he eats cheese without removing it . Took him a while to figure out that the cheese needs to be unwrapped before he slices it . Makes you wonder a little.
Always been called "paper cutter" to me--at school, at work, at the store, by everyone--at least in northeast USA. So imagine my smile when he said "those big things you can cut papers with", lmao!
It's a breakfast sandwich maker and it's wonderful! Only need to put a few drops of oil on the egg plates. Put English Muffin in the bottom, top with cheese and sausage patty. Lower the egg ring, crack an egg into ring and pierce yolk with a toothpick, top with muffin top and close the machine top. The instructions are very easy to read and understand.
That fire extinguisher creates SO MUCH SMOKE. I am dying to see what happens when used indoors. It looked to me that it would fill the room with so much smoke that you would quickly lose vision.
It's so much more expensive than a standard fire extinguisher. Maybe it's compact enough to fit in your backpack and best for killing fires while you're in the woods. A wildfire prevention device, most likely.
19:47 First: cut onion and garlic- frie those till gold Brown + add your Rice- frie it till Rice changes color a bit Second: onion on a pan with a lil olive oil + Rice + cover the Rice with 2 times the mesure you put on Wait till water is no longer Rice coocking brazilian style
Don’t listen to those crazy people. Some of us might know cutting food with the plastic helps preserve the leftover cheese or sausage. But that rice cooker! 🥰
ive seen people burn water before (litteraly had fire detectors go off when they cooked water, no there was no actual fire. the burner was clean and everything)
Tyler trashing English Muffins and the British not realizing they were invented in their current form in NYC by a British immigrant, became hugely popular in the US and are actually called American Muffins in England.
I've never heard them called American muffins here in the UK. They are usually just called muffins, though they might be labelled English muffins or breakfast muffins. Those muffins Tyler used look more like a variation of Lancashire barmcakes, aka Oven Bottom Muffins, which are less dense in texture than English muffins and make the best bacon rolls!!
The first gadget can good for accessibility. Thank you for taking the time time to adjust the items you were cutting and finding a good way to use it. It’s easy to call accessible items as ‘lazy’ or ‘unnecessary’
For easy rice, you want to use a tea cup. you fill up half of the tea cup for one person, and then for water you double the amount, so one full cup of water for half a cup of rice. add a dash of salt and oil to the water, then let it boil before adding the rice and lower the heat to medium and let all the water boil/simmer off. Also you should really wash your rice 2-3 times before cooking, maybe even let it soak for a few minutes to get the best taste and texture.
Even reading the packaging can be either wrong or just not come out right due to variances in cookware or stove or whatever. I’ve been able to get pretty good at cooking rice on the stove and the way the packaging describes ain’t it, it’s either a mushy mess, uncooked, or burnt. Rinse and toast the rice, boil 2.5 times the amount of water than rice you’re cooking, then add the freshly toasted rice and drop it down to a simmer for 18 minutes. The packaging says twice the amount of water than rice and doesn’t mention rinsing or toasting, just to throw it all in a pot, bring it to a boil then simmer it for 20 minutes which burns it, add a bit more water and do the same and it’ll be a soupy mess. Wait until the water is absorbed and it’ll be mushy. If you eat a lot of rice a rice cooker is the way to go though.
@@Fetidaf I have never burned rice or made it mushy. I boil my water and add some salt and butter to my water. Then add the rice. Stir it. Bring the temperature down to low. Cover it. Wait about 20 minutes. Rice is perfectly cooked. No sticking or burning. No water left.
@@dontrelldurant3450 thats almost exactly how I cook it as well and almost perfectly every time, that’s not how the packaging wants you to do it though.
Came to the comments thinking people would be roasting Tyler for not washing his rice. You guys reminded me of all the other goofy shit he did in this video 😂
cooking rice is probably one the easiest things ever. it's just 1:2 ration. if you're making 1 cup of rice, you add 2 cups of water. and then you just let it cook until the water evaporates, and it's done. it takes like 5 minutes to make a small pot of rice, you don't need a machine for it
Rice, arguably one of mankind’s first foods, probably part of the human diet for over 10,000 years. And Tyler can’t make it without it coming out crunchy.
Wash your damn rice Tyler! Also the ratio is 1 rice to 1.5 water. 2 cups rice = 3 cups water. Pro method: stick index finger in pot of rice so it's just touching the surface of the rice, add water to the first knuckle. That's the correct amount, bring to boil and then cover, cut off heat, leave for 20 minutes.
Regular rice cooker steps: 1: Wash rice until water runs clear 2: Pour rice into cooker 3: Fill with water until water level is at first knuckle of index finger when tip of finger comes into contact with rice 4: Press start button Done. No math needed at all.
Instead of using "first knuckle" use the actual formula. twice as much water as rice. Cause lets face it, if you are making a large batch of rice, lets say 3 cups worth of rice. That alone would go to your knuckle (depending upon the pan size really). This also removes ambiguity from your formula, as since peoples bodies are different, some people have really long fingers and finger segments, while some people have stubbier ones. Its also super simple to remember.
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How bout both on top & bottom???
English muffins were invented in 1880 in the US.
@@M1N1S7U4R7Exactly.
the only reason i eat chocolate on bottom is so i can actually bite it easier cause your lower jaw has the most power. Before i got false top teeth that didnt matter tho Lol.
the only thing that you need to know to cook perfect rice every time without a fancy rice cooker is the finger method. look it up. my wife changed my life
Im convinced Tyler is one of the people from as seen on TV ads that you always wonder how they manage to survive without some kind of outside intervention
Tyler may have managed to survive, but his old house didn't. I smell a conspiracy.
Best comment ever!!!!
Tyler: "montrararey jack"
Also Tyler: knows the word accoutrements, uses it correctly.
He is, an enigma.
An enigma that knows how to drive engagement and make moolah.
@@Kracov_the_Madman Thank you, you've explained why in another video he didn't know what a "beet" was, but yet he otherwise displays so many other characteristics that suggest he's quite smart
@@kbbbb7 Wow, you've been following my comments? I feel special. Did you have to scroll way down to see it?
Why for the love of god didn’t you take the plastic off the summer sausage
Cause it's Tyler it's the only reason
The man is an absolute menace
He's an American.
And the cheese. I guess he eats plastic like a boss
Tyler, please say all means that you take a steak out of its package and before you put it on the grill.
"have the english done anything right?"
*proceeds to do everything wrong
"I'm gonna do 2 different cheeses on each one", proceeds to put a different cheese on each one... wow.
Oh look, I found the british “people.”
“Mon-e-tarary Jack”
Oh Tyler. 😂 smurfing the crowd.
Monetary Jack. The cheese made from cow's milk cultured with money.
@@60gregmatalk about a cash cow eh
Actual photo of me when he said that 🤦🏻
I can’t actually believe he’s being fr sometimes 😂😂
@@TheXerbee no way. He’s definitely screwing with us. And keeping a straight face doing it lol
The irony of asking ‘can’t the English do anything correctly’ after not taking off the plastic, not pronouncing monetary jack cheese correctly, not putting oil in the bottom of the muffin maker, and the list goes on!!! 🤪🤣
*Takes the sandwich out of the electric grill, "why it is so hot?", certified Tyler moment
@@TheWayabo lol right lol he's like me. I'll use my hands knowing it gonna be hot but not thinking it's gonna be like blistering hot.
I think our new term should be "because it's Tyler" 😂😂
The paper cutter slicer thing would be great for the elderly and people with mobility issues that can't safely use a normal knife
Would Tyler qualify as "someone who couldn't safely use a knife😂😂?
And less dangerous then a mandolin, didn't even think of that.
@@jordanliszewski6549my friend is a cook and shaved the skin off the tip of his fingers zoning out shaving potatoes for scalloped potatoes 😂
Yeah, and I bet they’d remember to take the plastic off.😁
Tyler: Complains about mm
Also Tyler: Happily accepts grams
Tyler's a professional mechanic, he knows metric just fine. Besides who wants to have 8 when you can say you have 20?
@@ethelryan257No idea how you connected the, Tyler used to be a mechanic thing, to knowing metric.
Remember when he just said that those 5cm on the cutter, might be half an inch?
@@ethelryan257 Metric is communist tho. freedom units ftw
@@oilybrakes A lot of tools come in metric, so a lot of mechanics can translate metric to imperial pretty easily. As for the half inch thing that was just Tyler clowning us as usual.
Try not to talk sense into someone from usa! They have a 9mm in their pocket at all times.
I already know Uncle Roger was somewhere screaming hiyaa When Tyler was complaining about how he doesn't know how to use a rice cooker
You put rice in here and press the button. Haiyaaaaaa
Or the fact that he doesn’t wash the rice..
@@ShockingPikachu Exactly...just buy the same rice cooker every asian owns...it's like 30 bucks.
@@DangerToastLmtd mine was literally 10 bucks.
Is it great quality? No.
Does it work?
Perfectly
Underwriter laboratory/ Ul listing needs to seriously consider hiring this guy. Because if Tyler can use it, it means it's safe and "anyone" can use it. Keep saving the world Tyler 👍
NO; he is a prime example when you need someone that uses something - without reading the directions - and then wants to blame the product. lol
He is whom you call when you want to show how the product will probably get used wrong. >
I literally thought "if Tyler can do it so can I" then saw this comment
video ended at 3:35 for me the leaving the plastic on was a war crime you should be jailed sir.
FOR REAL😂🤢
Agreed
True and then he was asking why it starts hard to cut and then it goes off.
no, he shouldnt be jailed for that. have you seen how many people he has triggered in the comments? its absolutely amazing how he brought people together XD
@@YoungFree213 lmao you do have a point😂
Tyler nails the pronunciation of the Pythagorean Theorem perfectly then can't cook rice without a seriously overengineered device. Gotta love the guy.
He also couldn't pronounce monterey jack.
His mispronunciations, among many other things on this channel, are an act.
USE FINGER.... UNCLE ROGER KNOWS BEST.... ALL YOU NEED IS FINGER
Gotta hear him say zucchini lol
@@jessicastar433 zuck-uh-knee
Makes him who is so, just love him
😂
"What is your weight?"
Tyler: "78,450 paper clips."
He don’t weigh 173 lb
"We had this thing in school that cut paper..."
Oh, you mean... A PAPER CUTTER!?
We called it a guillotine in school
it's called a guillotine and tbh i doubt tyler can pronounce that
@@Ray_Vun Never heard it called that, must be a regional thing.
I've heard it called both but to b fair, in actuality, a guillotine is either a device that lobs ppl's head off or a jiu jitsu term for a specific choke hold.
Paper Guillotine, search on Google.
Well something that the English do correctly, is take the plastic wrapper of food before we cut it. 😂
Ya but you also don’t rinse the dishes after washing them
@@Hellcat71782Some of our grandparents didn't. The rest of us don't like the taste of Fairy Liquid any more than you do. 😂
@@awmperry fairy liquid?
@@Hellcat71782 it’s uk brand of dish soap brother 😂
@@Hellcat71782 Washing up liquid. :)
I struggle to understand how Tyler’s brain works and just watch every week to try and understand.
he trolls subtley
He’s farming for engagement. Guaranteed
@@DPBidaOh I’ve believed for a while that it’s just a character he’s “playing”, lol. No way he’s actually like that.
Yes, same. Lord knows how his brain works!
Brain? You mean that big learning thing inside our heads? I learned it in the building where we had kids around, and people would tell us how to count. It's wild how we have such buildings.
7:30 The English muffin we know today was created in a New York Bakery by Samuel Bath Thomas, a British immigrant who was attempting his own version of crumpets.
That explains it. I thought they looked rather wonky.
2:36 it may have worked better if you took the plastic off the sausage first
I was just resisting the urge to comment the same lol.
Tbh, this bro is not the brightest out there but he’s likable.
Hahahaha 😂😂😂@@shadyops3535
It's not plastic. It's the casing of the sausage, and it's easier to cut if left on.
12:46 "Now that we've had breakfast, we obviously need some desert." I like the way you think Tyler!
"We don't associate with people who puts chocolate on the bottom." Proceeds to hold the smores with the chocolate on the bottom, and put it back down half-eaten with the chocolate on the bottom.
I noticed that too! lol
He flipped it while eating it
@@L14M44The joke went right over your head
Yeah when he asked which watt to put the chocolate my only thought was whichever way I’m holding the smite. Though I do initially put the chocolate on the bottom for convenience so I can put the marshmallow on the chocolate and graham cracker then use the other graham cracker to get the marshmallow off the stick
17:16
Lol. Cmon man. Chocolate on the bottom.
The paper cutter idea works best as a wire. For cheese cutter. They are 10/10 and work best if you actually remove the packaging first 😂
The way he said “Monterey Jack” 😭
Monterary 🤣😂🤣
I read this exactly when he said it in the video lol
Dude's just trolling us at this point.
I had to think twice as wtf kind of cheese he said then I said you mean monterey jack 😂 then to the comments I went
@@SavageBaller27 Monetary Jack 😂
TylerTube Halloween special: testing cheap ghost hunting equipment at a haunted location
You clearly need to watch The Sandlot... First you take the graham. Then, you put the chocolate on the Graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallow's flaming you stick it on the chocolate. Then you cover it with the other end. Then, you scarf. Kind of messy, but good.
💯 correct! He is wring chocolate on top is for psychos...
@@jameswatton1701 lol I can't believe I didn't think of that one myself lol
I was fully prepared to accept the idea that the chocolate goes on top, but this is such a sound argument that I don’t see how it could be refuted. Bravo.
@TylerTube your rebuttal? 13:48
Man, I didn't think Tyler had THOSE kinda people watching his channel.
"Have the English ever done anything correctly??" - Proceeds to forget to preheat the cooker and stirs eggs with a zip-tie XD
The fact that it can put out A, B, C and K and does a good job with the class K fire, and has a smaller footprint makes the extinguisher my favorite out of these gadgets you tested.
I don't remember what a class k fire type is?
@@a9ball1 Class K is a grease fire, at least in the USA don't know if other countries have different designations.
@@SamTheBattleshipp thanks. My experience with fire extinguishers is boating and I had not heard of the k class. We always bought abc class.
Guess what. Flip the snore over. Same thing 😂
I have reservations about it putting out electrical equipment fires. Class C fires can be really difficult to put out.
33:05 --The fire extinguisher that summons the fire department😂😂.
Tyler: MM? I AM AN AMERICAN!
Also Tyler: Grams? Yes
I would have added the summer sausage to those sandwiches!!!!
Anyone else a psychopath for putting their chocolate on the bottom for their s'mores? No? Just me? 🤣🤣🤣
Tyler is a psychopath for putting 6 pieces of chocolate on it... lol
And me. Also like peanut butter on my smores.
Yep. Not like it maters. If you want it on the top then just make it on the bottom so it's more stable then flip it over before you take a bite....
@@JiggyjarjardoM77 Lol 🤣
@@USN_Ret- Never had it, but that sounds delicious 😋
1:45 bro really just said “ *bald eagle screeches with gun shots with a nuke dropping with the American flag with the star sparkled banner playing * DID I HEAR OIL!”
I've never seen someone make cooking rice so absurdly difficult. 🤣🤣🤣
7:45 "this is why we put the tea in the harbor" 1 year of history class summed up in a sentence 😂
That rice cooker, is $450 here in Australia. Without shipping.
I'd rather not eat rice than splash that much money just to cook rice. 😂
Bro says, “oh you have to hold it against the back to cut smoothly” proceeds to cut nothing else from the back of the cutter 😂
Tyler: "i don't understand mm!"
Also Tyler: "142.5 paperclips"
Tyler: brings out automatic rice cooker.
Every Asian person watching:
_EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!_
"bawzmauddy"
Man you have proved to me today, that I know how to cook, thank you my good man.
@@jaredgarcia7762 lol
So the condiments under the hot dog is an og move because the condiments dont fall out as easily and it keeps more of it out if your mustache. 16:49
You haven't lived until you start making rice with broth. Vegetable, Chicken, pork, Beef broth for whatever type of meal you are making.
milk or blood are also good things to use to cook rice. there's a portuguese dish that's chicken with rice and you use the chicken's blood to cook the rice
I typically add some apple cider vinegar to it. enough to add a bit of acidity and flavor
Im lazy so I've just got a bunch of jars of Better than bullion and switch which flavor I put in each time I make rice.
Loved the mini tangent he went on about one-handed sandwich making business practices. He was revolutionizing the game
Does anyone else ever watch these videos Tyler does outside and think to themselves, "I bet his neighbors are like, ""What is he doing over there?!!!""
19:38 cooking rice has Tyler in a chokehold 🤣🤣🤣 don't ever change man.
Oatmeal instructions made east for tyler, Put oats in a bowl, put hot water in to desired thick,wateryness then stir
30:33 Grease fires are class F. So good job testing it with something it isn't rated for!
Complains about millimeters: “I’m an American, I don’t know what that is”
2A community: “Oh really?”
Don’t forget that he claims to have been a mechanic. No mechanic in the past forty years hasn’t had to grab metric tools.
@@JV-io3nn thank you! I forgot about that.
Well really, how many of the ones who use guns know what the actual imperial measurement of "9mm" is? Same with sockets. They usually see numbers and just accept it.
He didn’t know his grams pretty good
"Why is everything hot?" He says as he takes HOT food out of a HOT machine. Rofl
For the sandwich maker, just put everything that you want in there all at once. I use this thing on occasion and you wanna put the cheese and top muffin in the top part, along with the egg. Add any protein like sausage, bacon, or ham in the bottom and add a bit of salt and pepper to the egg, makes a McMuffin just as good as one from McDonald's.
Your opinion is invalid seeing how you used McDonald's and good in the same sentence lol
@@Bobwehada_Babyitsaboy McDonald's breakfast slaps my dude.
Also the instructions state very clearly not to preheat the sandwich maker.
@@Bobwehada_Babyitsaboymcgriddles are FIRE dawg
"Hey Edna! That kid across the street is starting fires again!"
Here before tyler could mis pronounce a simple Word
💀💀💀
monetary jack
Or misspell a word
Now that’s EARLY! 😂
@@MOHAWKris8 witch won?
Make a video where you take the blade off of the first product and sharpen it and see what you can cut.
Love this idea
Peak Content ❤❤ fr tyler dont stop ever
Kind of wonder if Tyler just bites through the plastic packaging when he eats cheese without removing it . Took him a while to figure out that the cheese needs to be unwrapped before he slices it . Makes you wonder a little.
Love the new background. It makes you stand out more!
I work in millimetres, but fully understand inches too, broaden your knowledge Tyler!
You’re clearly not a true American
16:33 I wanna pull up to Tyler’s bonfire if he’s really putting half a bar of chocolate on each one 😂
Dude. That is simply the best way to do it.
Or a whole reeses cup.
00:43 Paper cutter thingy is called a guillotine but I would hate to hear him try to pronounce THAT!
Just commented similar before reading the comments 🤦🏼 If only I read them first 😁
@@darlenefraser3022 id not even try that one myself lol
He'd probably say it like, Goo-i'll-lot-tine-y
At least that's how I'd pronounce it if I wanted to say it wrong
Always been called "paper cutter" to me--at school, at work, at the store, by everyone--at least in northeast USA. So imagine my smile when he said "those big things you can cut papers with", lmao!
Hey! He’s special and one of gods children
“Something or other”
It's a breakfast sandwich maker and it's wonderful!
Only need to put a few drops of oil on the egg plates. Put English Muffin in the bottom, top with cheese and sausage patty. Lower the egg ring, crack an egg into ring and pierce yolk with a toothpick, top with muffin top and close the machine top. The instructions are very easy to read and understand.
That fire extinguisher creates SO MUCH SMOKE. I am dying to see what happens when used indoors. It looked to me that it would fill the room with so much smoke that you would quickly lose vision.
It's so much more expensive than a standard fire extinguisher. Maybe it's compact enough to fit in your backpack and best for killing fires while you're in the woods. A wildfire prevention device, most likely.
Tyler gets evicted for being a nuisance neighbour!!
You'd probably use up the oxygen in the room and pass out/ die of asphyxiation.
@@benjgoodell but fire also needs oxygen to burn, sooo....win-win?lol
19:47
First: cut onion and garlic- frie those till gold Brown + add your Rice- frie it till Rice changes color a bit
Second: onion on a pan with a lil olive oil + Rice + cover the Rice with 2 times the mesure you put on
Wait till water is no longer
Rice coocking brazilian style
Fire got bigger because grease fires should be smothered with a lid not hit with an extinguisher.
18:55 I think we can all agree,with Tyler regarding the rice situation. We have all been there before or currently. 😂😂😂
4:11 Monterey
Mon-e-tary!!!!!
Lmao ikr
Listening to Tyler rant on about rice made my day. Another entertaining video!
Learn millimetres and you’ll thank yourself
Don’t listen to those crazy people. Some of us might know cutting food with the plastic helps preserve the leftover cheese or sausage. But that rice cooker! 🥰
Tyler seen praising pickles and drinking the juice, also Tyler who would ever have a cucumber in thier house. 😂😂
He famously hates pickles lmao
@@Fetidaf thats the trick, he actually loves them.
It does not in the least surprise me that Tyler is an expert at creating grease fires.😂
At this point i would be pissed off if you actually did something right
"This is why we put the tea in the harbor". That was funny stuff!
>1:49
use the metric system :3
Only way to go
"They made it for food," proceeds to cut plastic and nylon.
How is it possible a grown ass man can't cook rice? Love you Tyler never change. 😂
ive seen people burn water before (litteraly had fire detectors go off when they cooked water, no there was no actual fire. the burner was clean and everything)
Tyler you and that damn guillotine gave me ptsd flashbacks😂😂 enjoyed the watch tho👍
Tyler trashing English Muffins and the British not realizing they were invented in their current form in NYC by a British immigrant, became hugely popular in the US and are actually called American Muffins in England.
thats what made me say "wait, huh" xD
I mean, british were involved somewhere then. More to the point, it's funny how the british and americans don't want to take ownership of it
I've never heard them called American muffins here in the UK. They are usually just called muffins, though they might be labelled English muffins or breakfast muffins. Those muffins Tyler used look more like a variation of Lancashire barmcakes, aka Oven Bottom Muffins, which are less dense in texture than English muffins and make the best bacon rolls!!
Does that mean the English look at 'american' muffins and also exclaim "what is wrong with these Americans, can they ever do anything right?" 😂
@@nickk6518 What? Brioche rolls make the best bacon rolls
Tips for when you use the rice cooker for rice. Add the butter in with the rice, comes out perfect
"The only reason I bought it was purely because I wanted to make fun of it"
Man wow you just summed up 90% of the people watching this!!!
@@ku8721 huh? How that sum up people ?
The first gadget can good for accessibility. Thank you for taking the time time to adjust the items you were cutting and finding a good way to use it. It’s easy to call accessible items as ‘lazy’ or ‘unnecessary’
"stuff like this is why we put the tea in the harbor" You're damn right tyler... MERICA
Tyler is my favorite younger, stupidest older, somewhere in the middle favorite brother. lol love you bro! Thankss for the upload! Keep it coming
Actually the cucumber took 21 seconds TYLER!!
😄 I love that you actually timed how long his "2 seconds" actually took!
For easy rice, you want to use a tea cup. you fill up half of the tea cup for one person, and then for water you double the amount, so one full cup of water for half a cup of rice. add a dash of salt and oil to the water, then let it boil before adding the rice and lower the heat to medium and let all the water boil/simmer off.
Also you should really wash your rice 2-3 times before cooking, maybe even let it soak for a few minutes to get the best taste and texture.
to be fair most the world uses metric
Well now I want to see Tyler crank out 50 breakfast sandwiches
19:00 Cave man can't read instructions on rice package for boiling rice on the stove
Even reading the packaging can be either wrong or just not come out right due to variances in cookware or stove or whatever.
I’ve been able to get pretty good at cooking rice on the stove and the way the packaging describes ain’t it, it’s either a mushy mess, uncooked, or burnt.
Rinse and toast the rice, boil 2.5 times the amount of water than rice you’re cooking, then add the freshly toasted rice and drop it down to a simmer for 18 minutes.
The packaging says twice the amount of water than rice and doesn’t mention rinsing or toasting, just to throw it all in a pot, bring it to a boil then simmer it for 20 minutes which burns it, add a bit more water and do the same and it’ll be a soupy mess. Wait until the water is absorbed and it’ll be mushy.
If you eat a lot of rice a rice cooker is the way to go though.
@@Fetidaf
I have never burned rice or made it mushy.
I boil my water and add some salt and butter to my water. Then add the rice.
Stir it.
Bring the temperature down to low.
Cover it.
Wait about 20 minutes.
Rice is perfectly cooked.
No sticking or burning.
No water left.
@@dontrelldurant3450 thats almost exactly how I cook it as well and almost perfectly every time, that’s not how the packaging wants you to do it though.
@@Fetidaf as well elevation, as higher elevation places tend to boil easier than lower ones but be at lower temp water
“If you use it properly it works properly” a revelation Tyler has far too often lol
lol yes take the wrapped off 1st lol
Not only that but he literally noticed it cuts better at the top... but then STILL puts the cheese in the center!!!
I was thinking yhe same thing!! Surely he has to be a troll right? @ku8721
He's TH-cam's greatest troll @@Tisbeef
@@TisbeefHe does it because it generates comments, which ultimately makes him more money.
I know I must be late the game, but just discovered your channel, enjoy it, keeps me entertained thanks
"Have the English ever really done anything correctly?"
*proceeds to use Hershey's for something that's supposed to be edible
Came to the comments thinking people would be roasting Tyler for not washing his rice. You guys reminded me of all the other goofy shit he did in this video 😂
cooking rice is probably one the easiest things ever. it's just 1:2 ration. if you're making 1 cup of rice, you add 2 cups of water. and then you just let it cook until the water evaporates, and it's done. it takes like 5 minutes to make a small pot of rice, you don't need a machine for it
Jasmine rice would like to disagree with you, although he is overcomplicated it a bit
just stick your finger in and water level is roughly the first knuckle lol
can you explain it in paper clips so I can understand
@@chedsd2clips4651 paper clip of rice for 2 paperclip of water
😂
Rice, arguably one of mankind’s first foods, probably part of the human diet for over 10,000 years. And Tyler can’t make it without it coming out crunchy.
Oh no doing math when cooking rice😂😂 this is priceless 😅
Wash your damn rice Tyler!
Also the ratio is 1 rice to 1.5 water. 2 cups rice = 3 cups water.
Pro method: stick index finger in pot of rice so it's just touching the surface of the rice, add water to the first knuckle. That's the correct amount, bring to boil and then cover, cut off heat, leave for 20 minutes.
The ratio for properly cooked rice in my kitchen in my climate, and my part of the country is one rice to two water.
@@20NewJourney23 correct
I do 1 cup rice, 2 water. works perfect for me
Have the English ever done anything correctly say the man who does everything wrong
I know...Sooo difficult. He'd rather buy a $300 fancy rice cooker. Oh well, it is actually nice and he seems to love it.
I swear this dude is from another planet 😅 love how he pronounced Monterey jack 😂
1 part rice 2 parts water. Bring to boil. Reduce heat to low, cover and simmer 15 minutes. Mind blowing 😂
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Breaking news: you can make a sandwich with your own two hands. Gotta love those HB gimmicks.
Regular rice cooker steps:
1: Wash rice until water runs clear
2: Pour rice into cooker
3: Fill with water until water level is at first knuckle of index finger when tip of finger comes into contact with rice
4: Press start button
Done.
No math needed at all.
@@epicray8434The words "first knuckle" answers that question very clearly.
Instead of using "first knuckle" use the actual formula. twice as much water as rice.
Cause lets face it, if you are making a large batch of rice, lets say 3 cups worth of rice. That alone would go to your knuckle (depending upon the pan size really). This also removes ambiguity from your formula, as since peoples bodies are different, some people have really long fingers and finger segments, while some people have stubbier ones. Its also super simple to remember.
The finger doesn't go to the bottom of the pan. It goes to the top of the rice. First knuckle from that point. Thanks for the tip.