Fun fact: they're not lonely, they're in a structurally unsound building. Certain buildings produce something called infrasound, which is sound so low that it causes hallucinations and a sense of paranoia in humans. It's speculated that this is 1) an adaptation in humans to drive them away from large predators, thunderstorms, and unstable geography (which all produce infrasound), and 2) an explanation for haunted houses (combined with gas leaks and the like)
@@Surteronarto There is, have something substantial to eat, drink plenty of water, preferably mineral water so you can essential minerals in you that have been lost, and don't over exert yourself That said drinking plenty of water before going to sleep after a night of drinking also helps very well as from my experience the hangovers come because I have been very dehydrated
@@bluesteel8376 Right you are. Of course, if you were interested in interpreting that person's comment in a way that makes sense, maybe you'd read it as "Good job to whichever of Joan's employees came up with that on the fly, WITHIN THE REALITY of this scripted show."
@@guyincognito7518 pff, just add some playdough to the batter and glue that sucker together. Surely a man of such talent and artisanship as Ron Swanson could do that
Would’ve loved to see an episode where Ron is forced to begrudgingly care for a cat but gradually comes to respect it when he realizes how similar their personalities are.
What confused me about Ron's response here is that he's not making a distinction between house cats and barn cats. Barn cats have been indispensable in human history for keeping rodents out of the grain silo. They are also completely independent. This is something I think Ron would know and appreciate.
@@ReasonAboveEverythingthat’s about the manliest thing you can do: be responsible, nurtured g and caring to the children of a person you love the most.
I love how Ron basically takes over without missing a beat and makes it a success. On other news, I have the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness on my kitchen wall. When the day is hard to face, turn to the fountain of strength and wisdom and his teachings!
As someone who's worked on news sets I'd like to confirm that it's actually pretty easy to come up with graphics like that, doesn't surprise me at all that someone made a fake show title and put it up because the host was unconscious.
Also, if your hated news presenter was hungover and passed out on the floor the cameraman would totally zoom out to make sure the viewers can see, right?
Does he like Grapes of Wrath? Isn’t that a socialist (maybe even communist) book? It seems like the opposite of what he’s like. Or maybe there’s something I’m missing.
Grapes, at least from Ron's perspective, is about people taking charge of their own future. They've been screwed over by the banks and the economy. When they get to California, they find that the land of milk and honey is basically an illusion. They try to make a go of it at one of the camps, but the government regulations are strangling them. The story ends with the Joads realizing they can't count on the people in charge. All they can do is help others who have also been destroyed by the System. Anyway, that's my interpretation of Ron's interpretation.
@@waterlilyqueen It's the story of hardworking no nonsense farmers struggling against Corporations enforced by the government. Thats the thing everyone whose never read Grapes of Wrath forget. All the big business farmers abusing the poor workers were enabled by local the government and supported with violence by the police. Now thats where my issue with the book is that the federal government is shown as the caring but stretched thin good guy. Which is complete horseshit. And Swanson always struck me as a more right leaning anarchist than a republican.
But what about Dachshunds? The badgers are coming. The Badgers are coming for us all! During those dark times of the Badger invasion, the Dachshunds will be the only thing standing between us and the end.
Agreed, and they are out there. The problem is, seemingly in these times, when such a person might arise, they are immediately labeled as insensitive and ridiculed by a vocal minority (passing itself of as much larger than it most likely is), usually on social media because A) many people can't stand anything that isn't their own opinion or B) can't stand anyone who may see things differently or disagrees with said opinion. It's a shame really.
@@raz1572 😂How in the hell did you come to that conclusion? The exact people I am talking about are the ones who can't take criticism of any kind. I am married with 4 kids and am in the engineering business. Believe me if there is one I can take, it's criticism. Hell the engineering business is built around it in one form or another. Nice try though.
visit europe ..you meet plenty of blunt people ...american calls it rude often when they visit ... we call it being honest and straight forward ..and it even saves time aswell :)
Funny thing is cats are like the animal equivalent of Ron Swanson: independent, self-sufficient, they don’t put up with nonsense just to please other people, they enjoy hunting and killing things (for both sport and survival), they are completely carnivorous, and they have no need for safety rules because they are not weak or stupid
Honestly it kinda does but also doesn’t surprise me that Ron hates cats. Cats are AMAZING hunters and are the ideal animal for dealing with rodents! Though because it’s Ron he must hate cats, I feel like he should like cats though, or at least respect them. Similarity’s between Ron and cats: Quite and like silence, great hunters, loves modifying wood, and passive-aggressive. He’s more similar to a cat than a dog!
Mo Collins for the freaking win on this. As great as Ron's random caller interactions are, they are leveled up several times by her new insane body position each cut. That last one with the coconut water had be dying! 😂😂
"You're house isn't haunted, you're lonely." My question for Ron would be what is his favorite steak sauce? He seems like a peppercorn type of guy or a béarnaise man.
I would argue with Ron that the best steak sauce is a well-selected steak perfectly cooked so that it doesn't need any sauce. I'd lose the argument, but I'd learn something.
When I originally watched the show as a young adult, I figured Ron was right about pretty much everything. As a now somewhat older adult rewatching these clips, I know he was.
Same. I'm a flaming lib, but distrust the system too much and understand how fragile our electric grid is. I lived through big blackout of 2003. You know you live in pre-plumbing times when you only get one flush before the water pressure drops. Nope. I will have solar panels, a water tank, a fully stocked pantry, a gas and wood stove, and guns (with good training).
@@ImNotaRussianBot Ron is a libertarian, and despite what the an-caps and an-socs will tell you, libertarianism isn't a "left" or "right" position. The larger the government, the more options you have for what that government does, and thus you have lots of options on what they can make people do... but the smaller the government, well there are only so many ways you can NOT tell someone what to do. Point is, libertarianism is inherently centrist, and should appeal equally to both the (more authoritarian) left and right.
@@trianglemoebius libertarianism is an immature belief set for people lucky enough to not need any help or dumb enough to think they are one of those people.
My mil has a 60 lb lab terrier mix that has a penchant for laying in doorways. She also has a 45 lb pit bull that has a loud intimidating bark and intimidating growl.. I dont agree with Ron's weight parameters more like anything under 15 lbs
It's funny because this is an actual improv exercise that you do in acting classes. I imagine that to write this scene, they probably improvised it while doing this exercise.
Ron is my hero.... Not just hte character but the Actor is awesome too! He actually is really hardcore into wood working and runs his own woodshop where he teaches people and stuff. Nick Offerman you are the man.
{Raise your hand if you'd watch a spin-off series where Ron Swanson becomes a show host because we would LOVE it} - 🙋♂️ 'Please & Thank you'- Ron Swanson
Here’s a recipe for my steak Marinade, very simple, very delicious. First you season the steaks with Salt pepper, garlic and onion powder. Let it sit before you cook it. Once you cooked your steaks go ahead and put the following ingredients into the cast iron pan which you cooked the stakes on or something similar for the marinade. -2 green bell peppers. -3 yellow chili peppers -2 whole ripe tomatoes -i typically throw in some butter while it’s cooking, but milk helps too for extra flavor and thickness of the sauce. -while the veggies are boiling go ahead and season it with whatever you like, I use seasoned salt and onion powder. Keep it on a low fire cause you want all the juices to come out of the veggies. You could do all of this and marinate the steaks before cooking them, but I usually don’t and it turns out just fine. Anyway I’ve been cooking it like that for years and from what I hear from those who tried it they really liked it. Anyway enjoy.
Agree…along with the men’s post food poisoning scene…Ben rolling on the floor to get to the phone and then dialing it with his nose while Chris is in camera range laughing is hilarious!
Completely right. If your house was haunted, you wouldn't be calling a morning talk show. You'd be asking your local priest to contact the Vatican for an exorcist.
@@Motifcycle Nah, CO is very unlikely to cause hallucinations, at least at a point where you are still conscious enough to check for anything. Carbon monoxide isn't hallucinogenic enough to produce visions of ghosts without massive brain damage and at that point, it's likely to end your life. If you are just walking around and you see an "apparition" or something like that, there might be a hundred different explanations, but carbon monoxide poisoning isn't likely to be one of them. Don't be sharing bad advice, is what I'm saying. Gas leak? Not impossible. CO? Definitely not.
@@JacksonBockus I dunno...voodoo priest or rabbi? Imam? The Dalai-freaking-Lama? I don't...often encounter religions other than christians. I guess it's just cultural bias.
"No offense Ron, but I don't think you'd be great on TV..." "I can speak in full sentences, and I won't *cry*." "....Fair point, I did cry last time.... God speed."
I think it would have been hilarious if Ron had just become a talk show anchor after this. Not because he enjoyed it, but because it was theoretically the worst waste of his salaried time as a public servant.
Honestly I think a show like Ron's would be amazing. A guy who just genuinely wants to build your skills and give you advice. In that sense, he already is way better than any form of public education.
The first reveal of Joan under the table always catches me off guard and makes me laugh so hard. I’ve seen this episode at least 5-10 times and I always laugh at that part like it’s the first time I’ve seen it. I think I just get so invested in what Ron is saying that I don’t notice until she’s fully visible… lol
Okay, so I don't drink much, I'm a Lightweight among Lightweights and don't really enjoy the taste of alcohol. I have several friends who DO drink, and fairly often. One of them even does it semi-profesionally, drinking samples sent to him for reviews. He once told me that, after watching rhis episode of Parks and Rec, he decides to test Ron's hangover cure. Next time he was drinking heavily, he had his wife cook him a steak (apparently even sauced he knew that him cooking was a bad idea), put on wet socks, then went to bed on the Sofa. Apparently it worked a treat. He does it on the regular now. Whether or not it would actually work for everyone, I can't attest to, but if you're a drinker, might be worth a shot!
I would unironically watch an hour long version of this scene with Ron just giving people advice and talking about himself.
would be an amazing way to start the morning..
As long as an unconscious Mo Collins is there as co-host, I’m all for it.
@@arynrowland862 I’d love to see more ridiculous poses and/or mannequins lol
I would love to see 4 hours of this just one scene😂❤❤
Me too :)
"You're On With Ron" is the only news source I trust
Don't forget
Ya Heard With Perd
😆😉
@@JW--dc8ri
That is yet another show.
@@JW--dc8ri Perd Hapley?
More like Turd Crapley!
If only Ron Swanson was real...
I like how Ron does not miss a beat going from "I'll just do this stupid promotion and go home" to "I guess I am a talk show host now."
People who are ready for everything thrown at them
@@kanikagaral7637 , adults.
@@SergeiVorobei not all adults are like that.
@@kanikagaral7637 meaning not all adults are adults.
Ron Swanson does not guess.
“Your house isn’t haunted, you’re just lonely.”
Ron has me there. Also, I would watch a show hosted by Ron just taking questions.
And hanging up on people
Fun fact: they're not lonely, they're in a structurally unsound building. Certain buildings produce something called infrasound, which is sound so low that it causes hallucinations and a sense of paranoia in humans. It's speculated that this is 1) an adaptation in humans to drive them away from large predators, thunderstorms, and unstable geography (which all produce infrasound), and 2) an explanation for haunted houses (combined with gas leaks and the like)
@@nickmalachai2227 That is EXACTLY what the Men in Black would say.
@@Wednesdaywoe1975 the men in black are not real, aliens have not reached Earth, that was just swamp gas reflecting the light of Venus.
Really should've been a DVD extra.
I love that Joan would prefer to be on camera and unconscious than to be taken away to get help for her hangover.
As I understand it, it's an actual common trait of people on TV. Can't relate, I'm an introvert.
A true tv pro!
@@Surteronarto There is, have something substantial to eat, drink plenty of water, preferably mineral water so you can essential minerals in you that have been lost, and don't over exert yourself
That said drinking plenty of water before going to sleep after a night of drinking also helps very well as from my experience the hangovers come because I have been very dehydrated
these kind of people really exist too
Anything to boost ratings
“You’re on with Ron!” That’s really catchy for doing it on the fly.
Some asshat would probably respond: “um, akthually! Thith thshow iths sthcripted!”
Well they’re on with him and he’s Ron
This is a scripted show, not improv.
@@bluesteel8376 Right you are. Of course, if you were interested in interpreting that person's comment in a way that makes sense, maybe you'd read it as "Good job to whichever of Joan's employees came up with that on the fly, WITHIN THE REALITY of this scripted show."
"You?! You want to go on Joan Callamezzo's show and promote the gala?"
"I can speak coherently without crying."
“That’s fair I did cry last time.”
I actually did the butter baste thing for the steak.
Ron you did it again, you steered me in the correct direction.
It is one of the best ways to cook a steak
Especially garlic butter
Next time add tarragon or thyme as you’re basting.
This comment + responses is making my mouth water
“You seared me in the correct direction”😉
I love how the tag line under his name keeps evolving until it's just his own show title
Bless you for pointing it out, I had to rewatch- so good! 😂
Oh I didn’t see that at first. Thank you!
Good catch! Remember to watch for the crew member taking Joan's pulse.
That’s kinda how he ended up running the parks department.
i love how ron took over for a day and became a big hit and made the galla amazing because of it XD
Outside of building ginger bread houses there’s practically nothing the man can’t do
@@guyincognito7518 smarty 7, Adam says that works follow the ro
@@guyincognito7518 pff, just add some playdough to the batter and glue that sucker together. Surely a man of such talent and artisanship as Ron Swanson could do that
The thigh slap is such a subtle yet great character detail
When was that?
@@castonyoung7514 At the beginning right after Joan passes out. I think it's Ron trying to politely wake her back up without calling attention to her.
@@artemisp2819 You can see his thought process as he raises his arm like "is she asleep?" Then he sort of drops it in acceptance
"looks like her allergies kicked in" lmao xD
The tiny bit of hover-hesitation before he brings his hand down. Perfect.
I love how Ron’s title changes to “Host” of ‘You’re on with Ron.’
The best part about the episode... it's that people indeed showed up to the gala after ron conquered everybody with his charisma
I would love to know more about Ron’s woodworking.😊
Joan’s moving position as the show goes on is hilarious.🤣
if you wanna know more about his woodworking, I recommend the book "Good Clean Fun" written by Ron's actor Nick Offerman
@@davos6129 doesn't he also have videos about it?
@@jonnnnniej him and amy poeler have a crafting reality show, there might be some fun stuff there
@@kimsnothere462 nice! Thanks for the tip! :D
Mo is a great comedian and actress, and it doesn't hurt that she is still sexy as heck.
Would’ve loved to see an episode where Ron is forced to begrudgingly care for a cat but gradually comes to respect it when he realizes how similar their personalities are.
Yes!!!
April Ludgate is that cat.
What confused me about Ron's response here is that he's not making a distinction between house cats and barn cats.
Barn cats have been indispensable in human history for keeping rodents out of the grain silo. They are also completely independent. This is something I think Ron would know and appreciate.
@@kithranen1542 inconsistencies. The guy is hyper libertarian manly man who for some reason doesn't mind taking care of another mans children.
@@ReasonAboveEverythingthat’s about the manliest thing you can do: be responsible, nurtured g and caring to the children of a person you love the most.
I love how Ron basically takes over without missing a beat and makes it a success.
On other news, I have the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness on my kitchen wall. When the day is hard to face, turn to the fountain of strength and wisdom and his teachings!
😊
"success" is a stretch that will leave you sore in the morning, don't forget to wear your damp socks to bed in order to prevent that.
@@fatimalaouadi5820 So I looked at the pyramid. “You are your biggest ally” is actually excellent advice. 😊
@@edoboleyn it is unironucally a great pyramid
To think, I only bought the Steak House poster.
Ron has found his true calling.
Dude is a natural.
As someone who's worked on news sets I'd like to confirm that it's actually pretty easy to come up with graphics like that, doesn't surprise me at all that someone made a fake show title and put it up because the host was unconscious.
The Director just quietly turned to the dog computer and changed it without telling anyone and that's why they're a professional
Also, if your hated news presenter was hungover and passed out on the floor the cameraman would totally zoom out to make sure the viewers can see, right?
"Grapes of Wrath, chocolate chip ice cream and Jhonny Cash."
I never thought I could respect him even more.
Does he like Grapes of Wrath? Isn’t that a socialist (maybe even communist) book? It seems like the opposite of what he’s like. Or maybe there’s something I’m missing.
*Johnny
Grapes, at least from Ron's perspective, is about people taking charge of their own future. They've been screwed over by the banks and the economy.
When they get to California, they find that the land of milk and honey is basically an illusion. They try to make a go of it at one of the camps, but the government regulations are strangling them.
The story ends with the Joads realizing they can't count on the people in charge. All they can do is help others who have also been destroyed by the System.
Anyway, that's my interpretation of Ron's interpretation.
@@waterlilyqueen It's the story of hardworking no nonsense farmers struggling against Corporations enforced by the government. Thats the thing everyone whose never read Grapes of Wrath forget. All the big business farmers abusing the poor workers were enabled by local the government and supported with violence by the police. Now thats where my issue with the book is that the federal government is shown as the caring but stretched thin good guy. Which is complete horseshit.
And Swanson always struck me as a more right leaning anarchist than a republican.
@@rodrikofharlaw6848 he is a libertarian.
"Any dog under 50 lbs. is a cat and cats are pointless."
The brilliance of Ron Swanson.
love cats but man hes right
Mine are pretty good at pest control
But what about Dachshunds? The badgers are coming. The Badgers are coming for us all! During those dark times of the Badger invasion, the Dachshunds will be the only thing standing between us and the end.
"It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog"
@@nothanks9050 if only small dogs can understand that quote and use it to motivate themselves to be more useful.
Other than Ron's advice it's the constant shifting of Joan's position after each cut that gets me everytime🤣
As someone who had a 25lb dog that literally sat on the windowsill like a cat, can confirm.
🥰
My friend has a 70lb dog who sits on the tops of chairs and couches like a cat.
Unfortunately those dogs also yap and require walking. Better off with a cat.
Mhmh, sounds pointless.
@@sorscha1308 Cats also “yap” and need attention
We need more people who are as straightforward and blunt as Ron.
Agreed, and they are out there. The problem is, seemingly in these times, when such a person might arise, they are immediately labeled as insensitive and ridiculed by a vocal minority (passing itself of as much larger than it most likely is), usually on social media because A) many people can't stand anything that isn't their own opinion or B) can't stand anyone who may see things differently or disagrees with said opinion. It's a shame really.
@@WestrnPhlyr2000 kind of sounds like you just can't take criticism...
@@raz1572 😂How in the hell did you come to that conclusion? The exact people I am talking about are the ones who can't take criticism of any kind. I am married with 4 kids and am in the engineering business. Believe me if there is one I can take, it's criticism. Hell the engineering business is built around it in one form or another. Nice try though.
visit europe ..you meet plenty of blunt people ...american calls it rude often when they visit ... we call it being honest and straight forward ..and it even saves time aswell :)
As an autistic person..... I wish this could be welcome..... But people do not like honesty. Particularly about themselves
I like that at first he’s just doing it cause he has no choice than completely takes over and the people love him
Brilliant actress! How she kept from laughing is a mystery.
Being Hangover helps
You do realize they cut the takes where people laugh, right?
wasn't she on MAD TV ?
@@davidjacobs8558 Joan aka Stuart’s mom
@@davidjacobs8558 Mo Collins she played Lorraine the old lady that makes the weird noises
I love the little look down at Joan and the "Good Morning". Ron just being polite.
Funny thing is cats are like the animal equivalent of Ron Swanson: independent, self-sufficient, they don’t put up with nonsense just to please other people, they enjoy hunting and killing things (for both sport and survival), they are completely carnivorous, and they have no need for safety rules because they are not weak or stupid
Well, I think Ron would be a lot happier if most of the world's people considered him useless as well.
Wrong, try again..
Maybe a feral cat but not a house cat. Only thing right about that is they dont try to please people
This does not apply to Orange Cats......... orange cats are more like Andy.
@@giovanne2143What part is wrong? You seem stupid 😂
A few years back my mom used Ron’s walnut trick on our coffee table for nearly the exact same reason.
As you may have guessed, it worked.
he actually does woodworking IRL, so go figure. sick that it worked though. did you ditch the oversized cat at least?
@@POKEMANZZ3 Nope. She’s a cattle dog, so not pointless. Gets along pretty well with our Rottweiler/Pitbull mix.
@@wessmoore7894 well thats good
Honestly it kinda does but also doesn’t surprise me that Ron hates cats. Cats are AMAZING hunters and are the ideal animal for dealing with rodents! Though because it’s Ron he must hate cats, I feel like he should like cats though, or at least respect them.
Similarity’s between Ron and cats: Quite and like silence, great hunters, loves modifying wood, and passive-aggressive. He’s more similar to a cat than a dog!
@@bananaeclipse3324 "Loves modifying wood"
*chokes*
"It does." Ron Swanson's taciturn self-confidence in this context is hysterical.
Her meekly reaching for that Vita coco water at the end killed me lol
With her feet, no less! Hilarious!
Actual best hangover cure
ron is a king on many levels
“I went on a booze cruise last week - finished up an hour ago”
I like how Joan keeps slowly changing positions on camera, until finally in the last shot she's trying to grab the water with her feet lool
"This is Ron, go ahead caller" yep. That's what you want to hear
I love how you can just fill in the questions that he answered without even showing them/
Mo Collins for the freaking win on this. As great as Ron's random caller interactions are, they are leveled up several times by her new insane body position each cut. That last one with the coconut water had be dying! 😂😂
She, and this scene, are iconic.
THAT'S LORRAINE?!
I miss MadTV
If Ron Swanson had a TV show like that I would call in every time.
We all need Ron Swanson some days. And I would watch "You're on with Ron" every day.
My all time favourite show is you're on with Ron
I would _so_ watch this show if it were on as a spin-off series. I'd want to phone in so I can be insulted by Ron. I'd pay for that. ;-)
Love how the TV crew changed his role from spokesperson to host halfway through. Even gave it a catchy tagline.
This is brilliant. I love how they keep updating the chiron until .... "Ron Swanson - host - Your on with Ron" 😂😂
"You're house isn't haunted, you're lonely."
My question for Ron would be what is his favorite steak sauce? He seems like a peppercorn type of guy or a béarnaise man.
I would argue with Ron that the best steak sauce is a well-selected steak perfectly cooked so that it doesn't need any sauce. I'd lose the argument, but I'd learn something.
I reckon his favourite steak sauce is the leftover steak drippings reduced with a whole lot of butter and a splash of whiskey. Simple and delicious.
@@sims2lovealot That sounds delicious.
You'd be correct. He had béarnaise on his Porterhouse in June 2004: th-cam.com/video/wjGG-rW0l6w/w-d-xo.html
He did mention a porterhouse with bearnaise in his Mulligan's scrapbook.
I would watch this talk show every day.
When I originally watched the show as a young adult, I figured Ron was right about pretty much everything.
As a now somewhat older adult rewatching these clips, I know he was.
Same. I'm a flaming lib, but distrust the system too much and understand how fragile our electric grid is. I lived through big blackout of 2003. You know you live in pre-plumbing times when you only get one flush before the water pressure drops.
Nope. I will have solar panels, a water tank, a fully stocked pantry, a gas and wood stove, and guns (with good training).
@@ImNotaRussianBot Ron is a libertarian, and despite what the an-caps and an-socs will tell you, libertarianism isn't a "left" or "right" position. The larger the government, the more options you have for what that government does, and thus you have lots of options on what they can make people do... but the smaller the government, well there are only so many ways you can NOT tell someone what to do.
Point is, libertarianism is inherently centrist, and should appeal equally to both the (more authoritarian) left and right.
@@trianglemoebius Rothbard spinning in his grave.
Sure buddy. Try that hangover cure.
@@trianglemoebius libertarianism is an immature belief set for people lucky enough to not need any help or dumb enough to think they are one of those people.
When you frantically have to go weigh your dog to see if they are pointless
One of my dogs isn’t pointless…because she’s overweight. Her vet hopes she will one day be a cat.
Just checked... Mine's 53 lol I'm good
My mil has a 60 lb lab terrier mix that has a penchant for laying in doorways. She also has a 45 lb pit bull that has a loud intimidating bark and intimidating growl.. I dont agree with Ron's weight parameters more like anything under 15 lbs
My dog lost weight and now its a cat
@@ArtByKarenEHaley Chihuahuas are indeed one of the more useless ones. Just shivery balls of anxiety and yips.
It's funny because this is an actual improv exercise that you do in acting classes. I imagine that to write this scene, they probably improvised it while doing this exercise.
Taking talk show phone calls?
@@desmondmolloy9173 we pretended to be on a talk show and played different roles
Ron is my hero.... Not just hte character but the Actor is awesome too! He actually is really hardcore into wood working and runs his own woodshop where he teaches people and stuff. Nick Offerman you are the man.
If only she knew about Ron's recipe for avoiding... "allergies." 😏
“Your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely”
It’s cool to see what Bill was up to before the apocalypse.
😂😂
"Your house isn't haunted, you're lonely."
-probably my favorite
One of the best moments of the show. It's criminal they didn't show Ron as a pirate radio talk show host in his free time.
I could watch this Ron’s show, anytime. Would it be interesting to see a series about Ron’s life 😅
{Raise your hand if you'd watch a spin-off series where Ron Swanson becomes a show host because we would LOVE it} - 🙋♂️
'Please & Thank you'- Ron Swanson
Isn’t that just….. makers….the reality TV show he does now🥰
Naw
He's a detective
He was so relaxed here
When Joan tries to say her own name you can tell it's over for her
2:47 They changed the name of the show to "You're on with Ron" and he became the Host :D :D
Here’s a recipe for my steak Marinade, very simple, very delicious.
First you season the steaks with Salt pepper, garlic and onion powder. Let it sit before you cook it.
Once you cooked your steaks go ahead and put the following ingredients into the cast iron pan which you cooked the stakes on or something similar for the marinade.
-2 green bell peppers.
-3 yellow chili peppers
-2 whole ripe tomatoes
-i typically throw in some butter while it’s cooking, but milk helps too for extra flavor and thickness of the sauce.
-while the veggies are boiling go ahead and season it with whatever you like, I use seasoned salt and onion powder.
Keep it on a low fire cause you want all the juices to come out of the veggies.
You could do all of this and marinate the steaks before cooking them, but I usually don’t and it turns out just fine.
Anyway I’ve been cooking it like that for years and from what I hear from those who tried it they really liked it. Anyway enjoy.
The final season should have seen ron take over that show.
The walnut trick works reasonably well to hide scratches.
"Any dog under 50lbs is a cat, and cats are pointless!" 😂
This scene and the men’s post food poisoning one are my favorites. I’ve seen them both multiple times and still laugh until I cry!
Joan's planking is truly impressive.
the jump cuts to different joan positions are what make this
I would watch an entire segment of Ron answering calls to solve problems 💯
Literally one of the funniest moments of the series
Agree…along with the men’s post food poisoning scene…Ben rolling on the floor to get to the phone and then dialing it with his nose while Chris is in camera range laughing is hilarious!
"Novels about tall ships..." is maybe my favorite line
I could have watched a full episode of this.
Completely right.
If your house was haunted, you wouldn't be calling a morning talk show. You'd be asking your local priest to contact the Vatican for an exorcist.
Actually you should check for carbon monoxide leaks first and foremost.
@@Motifcycle Nah, CO is very unlikely to cause hallucinations, at least at a point where you are still conscious enough to check for anything.
Carbon monoxide isn't hallucinogenic enough to produce visions of ghosts without massive brain damage and at that point, it's likely to end your life.
If you are just walking around and you see an "apparition" or something like that, there might be a hundred different explanations, but carbon monoxide poisoning isn't likely to be one of them.
Don't be sharing bad advice, is what I'm saying.
Gas leak? Not impossible. CO? Definitely not.
What if your house is haunted and you aren’t Catholic?
@@JacksonBockus I dunno...voodoo priest or rabbi? Imam? The Dalai-freaking-Lama?
I don't...often encounter religions other than christians. I guess it's just cultural bias.
@@JacksonBockus pretty sure synagogues and mosques can hook you up with exorcists. In fact, I’m pretty sure most major religions could.
I love how she descends over time
I like how casually the question "is Joan gonna be okay?" is dropped once Ron explains his cure for a hangover
"No offense Ron, but I don't think you'd be great on TV..."
"I can speak in full sentences, and I won't *cry*."
"....Fair point, I did cry last time.... God speed."
if only more television was folks like ron swanson being an agony aunt call in show
I need at least 10 seasons of this
Would unironically watch this if it was an actual show. "You're On With Ron."
No wonder Bill went survivalist mode... 😂
Bridge on the River Kwai is a super good movie actually, thanks for the recc Ron
3:17, 3:24 Pretty impressive core strength! And banks are run by people smart enough to make _lots_ of money.
3:43 this last bit always makes me laugh. “Good Morning” lol
LMAOOO LOOK AT HER POSITION CHANGING AFTER 3:10 😭😭😭😭🤣
0:35 funniest knee slap ever
That would be the first talk show I wanted to watch
I just love Ron Swanson so much.
I could've watched a whole episode of talk show Ron taking calls 😂
I think it would have been hilarious if Ron had just become a talk show anchor after this. Not because he enjoyed it, but because it was theoretically the worst waste of his salaried time as a public servant.
0:59 the appropriate thing to do when interacting with someone that cares about that
“😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”Any dog 🐕 under 50 pounds is a 🐈 cat, and cats are pointless”. Hahahahahahaha😂
Honestly I think a show like Ron's would be amazing. A guy who just genuinely wants to build your skills and give you advice. In that sense, he already is way better than any form of public education.
Your house isn’t haunted you’re lonely. - True words of my life.
Ron did that role well. I loved his scenes with his wife.
Which one? Tammy 1 or Tammy 2
We're just gonna retcon(ron) that Ron has found things about cats he likes.
Dude Joan has me dying every time she tries to get the coconut water with her feet
The first reveal of Joan under the table always catches me off guard and makes me laugh so hard. I’ve seen this episode at least 5-10 times and I always laugh at that part like it’s the first time I’ve seen it. I think I just get so invested in what Ron is saying that I don’t notice until she’s fully visible… lol
I would watch 10 seasons of the "you're on with ron" spin off
Its the head nod and 'good morning' at the end . Haha
Joan planking and her various positions.... Couldnt be more hilarious... lolz
Okay, so I don't drink much, I'm a Lightweight among Lightweights and don't really enjoy the taste of alcohol. I have several friends who DO drink, and fairly often. One of them even does it semi-profesionally, drinking samples sent to him for reviews.
He once told me that, after watching rhis episode of Parks and Rec, he decides to test Ron's hangover cure. Next time he was drinking heavily, he had his wife cook him a steak (apparently even sauced he knew that him cooking was a bad idea), put on wet socks, then went to bed on the Sofa.
Apparently it worked a treat. He does it on the regular now.
Whether or not it would actually work for everyone, I can't attest to, but if you're a drinker, might be worth a shot!
"Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless" is something I always say to my tattoo artist because he has Pomeranians.
I agree, but I also hope you waited until *after* he's done.
That is unleds you don't mind what they put on you.
Okay what if it's a cheweenie? Little guy has tangled with possums.
I would 100% watch a podcast where Nick Offerman just talked about stuff he liked like he does here as Ron.
Can we have that be a real show
The line 'your house isn't haunted, you're lonely' I think is the only time I've agreed with Ron, such ease in getting rid of nonsense.