I’ve never seen anything Tom Segura or Bert Kreischer ever created, only through your eyes. I’m quite sure I’m getting the most enjoyment I possibly can from their material by doing it this way.
You also forgot philanthropist, activist, ATP certified pilot with over 25,000 seconds of in flight exp, loving and doting father and husband, poet, philosopher’s , WT record holder in Men’s 100m, 200m, 400 m relay, 5000 m, musician. Magician, weight loss guru, foreign politics diplomat, doctorate in quantum mechanics, fashion and women’s literature, personal trainer, loving and doting farther / husband , master cocksman with 1000 b1tches slayed with a neat and tidy even split of 500 pre marriage and 500 post. Loving and doting father / husband. I mean we could go on and on but my god you get the idea. Basically he’s Greatest lifeform of all time.
Tom is now the kind of guy that would rant about someone being weak for taking something he said offensive, while at the same time rant and be offended at a channel like this. Keep it up sir!
Fookn right...how does someone talk trash and damn near the same instance wine about getting hate. If they can talk shiite bout down syndrome, by god they should toughen the fook up.
That's the majority of comedians I feel like, always talking about snowflakes and woke media, but getting their butt hurt over critics and kids on yt 😂
“Every time I watch 2 bears 1 cave I have a deeper understanding of the delusions of TH-cam comics like Tom & Bert” 😂😂😂 this man politely destroys people 😂😂😂
I’m not gonna lie. I always thought they were all mid 50s. Definitely closer to joes age, I specifically always thought Tom was a little older than Joe. 😂😂
If Segura is really doing jiu jitsu, and keeps up with it for a few months , he'll start doing "tough guy" talk. When this happens he'll talk about how he would wreck this guy, or if so and so tried something he'd put him in a (insert BJJ move). I cannot wait.
If he's going to a good gym and actually training 2-3 times a week, he'll actually have his ego broken in the next several months. If he's actually rolling with classmates, who are all going to be infinitely better than him, and he'll be humbled on a regular basis. Nothing resets your self image quite like rolling with someone half your age and half your size and weight and getting choked out...quickly...and realizing there was nothing you could do about it. (Not that I'd know, of course because nothing like that would ever happen to me of course... Btw, never roll with the instructor's friggin 16 yr old son. Jus sayin. Lol!)
No, actually, a midlife crisis is when you are middle aged, and you look at where you are, what you're doing, and who you're doing it with, and you say: "I am making some really shitty choices, I need to change." That's a crisis. Taking ju-jitsu, buying fast cars, and having affairs with groupies is an ego trip and attempt to make yourself feel better about how empty and shallow you are.
@@JackBirdbathyeah before but that was like 15 years ago. His last funny special was 2012. His 2014-2015 wasn't that bad but that was the last one I saw. You can tell he's that "henpecked husband" he was making fun of in his 2010 special. All these new people getting into comedy missed the fuck out. All these clowns suck at comedy even their leader joe Rogan. He's the new jerry Seinfeld. Promoting who cares comedians that don't make you look bad. Jerry sucks just as bad as joe Rogan I don't see the admiration that loser gets
Christina P. probably has a sissy fem-kink. Probably gets off with the idea that her man has the OPTION to cheat on her. A lot of women LOVE when other women want their men, even borderline cheating on them.
Reminds me of Dennis Reynolds’ existential crisis, where he realizes his life has become ridiculous and he wants to go back to just being a cool guy in his 20s
@@GhastlyCretin I see what you guys are saying. It just seems like guys who just start training always want to try out the stuff they just learned on friends.
@@GhastlyCretinexactly. They don't realize how lame it is to make something you've done a few times part of your identity. If they did it for years and had some commitment it would be respectable.
@@GhastlyCretinhe did the exact same thing when he copied rogans car collection. Rogan had a sharkworks porche built and Brendan's favorite car of all time became that model porche. Then rogan talked about raptors and brendan ran out and bought one. Now he's on his dodge trx kick and talks down on raptors all after rogan got a try first.
It's why I cracked up when Marc Maron was on there and was making fun of comics moving to Austin because they were "up Joe's ass" but excluded Tom.....it's like, come on Maron! Tom is as up Joe's ass as any of them.
HE IS ONLY 44??? I would have guessed at least 10 years older. Us (me included) former fats have really bad body image issues and it goes both good and bad.
@@BernardoNajera if you are a bad person or you have a bad personality or you aren't funny or.....then money is not going to fix that. Money is not going to make people really like you, money is not going to make women really want to sleep with you or by your partner, money is not going to make people really laugh at your jokes. Sure you will get all these things but it will only be because of the money and eventually you will realise everything is fake and everyone only wants to have anything to do with you because you have money. It is better to learn topve yourself, then you will be happy with you, learn to be a good person, these things are most important in life. Money will only make you happy for so long, once that excitement dies you will feel even more lonely and depressed. However if you do the things I said and work on yourself, get fit and healthy, be a good person, learn to be happy with you, then every little thing you do and acquire will be magnified and make you so happy.
i went back to a girls place the other weekend and I suggested we watch a comedy and she picked out bert😭 i knew that would be the last time i was seeing her
my grandpa lived until he was 89 he smoked every day, i never saw him without a beer and a spliff by his side....didn't do a thing healthy in his life, some people are just built different, joe makes it seem like if your passed 40 you need keto diet and testosterone to be strong and healthy that's bull these dudes are so out of touch and rich it's hilarious
Thought I was the only one that was thinking they were rapidly starting to become less likable people. I'm glad to see others saw it too, keep doin' god's work PC 👍
To be fair, don't you know anyone who's lost a significant amount of weight after dedicating themselves to really trying to get in shape? Most people tend to talk about it a lot. It's natural to do so, because it's a huge thing in a person's life. And it's really pretty overwhelming to feel how much friggin better you feel when you're in decent shape. Even if you're still not ripped and looking like a fitness model, if you go from morbidly obese to wearing normal people sized clothes that actually fit and look good on you and you can tuck your shirt in without it being an ordeal and don't run out of breath putting your shoes on, it's an amazing thing to feel and people want to talk about it. And they want other people to feel that that good too. Sometimes you need to just stfu and let a guy have his time and not be a dyck n dump on him all the time for it. If you always been skinny or fit...or always been fat and are always going to be fat because you don't have it in you to better yourself, then you don't know how great it is to feel what he's feeling so get off the guy. There's plenty of other things to criticize and trash him over, so just be content with those. Beating up on somebody for making progress toward getting healthy is pretty weak and a terrible thing to do.
Finding out they were both rich kids growing up and seeing how they talk about materialistic things is off putting. If something comes up in convo, sure, talk about it, but it’s always a flex w these guys.
This will be shown in Burnt's rehab stent while he repeats to Dr. Drew "Im not an alcoholic. Im just a party boy." while he gets wheeled into a padded room.
Found your channel recently and I don’t even watch/listen to podcast at all. The way you go into detail and break things down though has got me to binge and sub just to keep up with it. Keep it up!👍
I’m sure every person that’s going to see this has at least 1 addict they can think of. Imagine if this was someone explaining how they pressured your friend or relative into doing “just one more hit” to prolong the “party”. I know Bert has a problem but Jesus that made me fucking nauseous.
I was genuinely hoping Bert would take a little break after the movie came out.. I feel like he became so overexposed in 2023 that it’s impossible not to get tired of him
I just realized that you narrated this video like you’re the Crocodile Hunter. It’s like we’re watching you observe cringe in the wild. This is quality entertainment, sir. 😂 I love your content! Why does Lauren Compton think that just because she’s laughing that other people are laughing? 😂
In one of your videos I commented that I’m in recovery and people in recovery aren’t suppose to tell other people “you’re an alcoholic” or “you’re an addict.” But omg hearing Bert talk about alcohol like it’s a woman he wants to be with… I still can’t say he’s an alcoholic directly. HOWEVER, I’ve heard that same voice in my head and I’ve heard that story 1000 times from other people in recovery. It’s that voice that I believe makes me different from “normal people.” Or whatever. Also him then casting blame on Tom is messed up. It’s not Tom’s fault Bert drinks a lot or wants to drink. That’s not how that works. It’s an excuse.
Wow, I thought I was the only one who picked up on this! I've been a fan of Redbar since 2021 and he definitely drops the "Two Bears Delusion" line a lot. It's like his catchphrase or something. I'm with you, it really does feel like they're ripping him off!
Big fan of the podcast and happy to support a fellow Aussie. Your disection of the Rogansphere is particularly fun to listen to. By the way, my midlife crisis was buying a pair of youngins runners.
Bert and Tom "Stand up comedy is unique in alot of ways we're the closest to paramedics because we go out every day expecting the best but it doesnt turn out that way, we are so special us stand up comedians "
I appreciate the work and time you put into this content. It feels like we've been watching the downfall of people that have just lost touch and how nobody is immune but when people are showcasing their delusions on their major platforms it's a sham. Thank you for going where I now refuse to. The cringe has become overwhelming
A former mma fighter and training in jiu jitsu for +6 years on and off, it annoys me how people take up bjj to brag about it. Joe Rogan made it work, then every pod cast comedian copied the formula
Same, I started BJJ at 23 and am 35 now. Coach at my long time gym and in the past 4 years we are OVER RUN with people like tom and people who listen to Rogan's podcast. It's good for the bottom line of the business but bad for everyone else.
I love how people will take jujitsu for a week and then think they know some secret new info, like an inexperienced person couldn't also easily choke someone whos literally giving their neck for free. It's beyond easy for ANYONE to throw a basic choke on an unprotected bystander who's not defending anything lol
Tom thinks he's an athlete now, but we'll never forget he crippled himself doing a layup.
@@lordchaa1598I agree but who'd have
Plus he's still fat ... not as fat but still overweight really
I don’t understand how Tom isn’t humiliated by how much he copies joe like a little boy
@@lordchaa1598we're here to shit on these losers, you can go now.
😂😂😂😂😂 big facts! He was laid out like a character on family guy!
Keep watching so we don’t have to… thank you for your service!
😂😂 this is the only way I keep up with their BS, it’s a great commentary that keeps me pissed off but still laughing lol
It is indeed a great service, I haven’t had to sit through any of these podcasts for months.
Top tier comment 🤣😂🤣
seriously
Lmao. So true😂
Tom is the type of guy to watch his own specials and listen to only his own podcasts to relive how awesome he is.
This shit is hilarious and I could see him doing it alone and dying laughing the whole time.
Tom is the kind of guy to beat off in the mirror
Bert and Tom are the living embodiment of co-dependency
YES!
@@rams812it seems he needs Bert as the antithetical counterpart so he can feel better about himself
Yeah if tom just hung out with Joe Rogan and legit celebs, he'd be the loser. But he's a champion next to Bert.
What's a dead embodiment? @rblfmthewsdwn
Tom sacrificed his last bit of funny for fat muscles on a dad bod. 👏
Wait Tom isn't early 60's ,wot the fuck , Holy shit.
@@iainhannify5533 Dude is 44 and I couldn't believe it either when someone mentioned it months ago.
1000%!!!!!
What the flying fuck are fat muscles
Yea swole fat dad bod
I definitely thought Tom was older. Im actually surprised he's only 44. And i think Bert is 100% delusional.
He's only 44??????? God damn
Fell off my chair when I heard that. I’m 48 and he looks older than me.
@@TheAuteurist23Dude I’m 47 and he looks like he’s got 25 years on me. 44 and that delusional. How delicate these people are!
@@timothyb-st6uu I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're doing alright.
@@timothyb-st6uu sorry brother.
I’m 45 if I looked like that at 44 I would be having a mid life crisis too
Your 45???? You olddddddd manning geez how did you find this page ? There wasn't net or tvs when you were young?
@@Mma_rigoPeople older than 40 aren’t cavemen lmao
That shit made me choke on air hahaha
Hey I just turned 45 myself in January. What up my man
@@Mma_rigoyawn
I’ve never seen anything Tom Segura or Bert Kreischer ever created, only through your eyes. I’m quite sure I’m getting the most enjoyment I possibly can from their material by doing it this way.
Master comedian, fitness expert, self-made millionaire, life coach, renessaince man... Tom Segura.
You forgot most famous white Mexican. He was the only one to do a stand up special in spanish.
You also forgot philanthropist, activist, ATP certified pilot with over 25,000 seconds of in flight exp, loving and doting father and husband, poet, philosopher’s , WT record holder in Men’s 100m, 200m, 400 m relay, 5000 m, musician. Magician, weight loss guru, foreign politics diplomat, doctorate in quantum mechanics, fashion and women’s literature, personal trainer, loving and doting farther / husband , master cocksman with 1000 b1tches slayed with a neat and tidy even split of 500 pre marriage and 500 post. Loving and doting father / husband.
I mean we could go on and on but my god you get the idea. Basically he’s Greatest lifeform of all time.
@@sgt.lincolnosiris4111apparently speaking Spanish = Mexican
@JackBirdbath his mom is Peruvian
@@JackBirdbath it was a joke...
The richer they get, the more degrees they pick up in philosophy and wisdom. 😂
I stopped watching that podcast a year ago, and I don't regret it. But i enjoy these recaps 😂
Tom is now the kind of guy that would rant about someone being weak for taking something he said offensive, while at the same time rant and be offended at a channel like this. Keep it up sir!
You dont keep up with the YMH podcast? Thats about 50% of what they do. Him and his wife just rant about things that upset them or annoy them.
Fookn right...how does someone talk trash and damn near the same instance wine about getting hate. If they can talk shiite bout down syndrome, by god they should toughen the fook up.
That's the majority of comedians I feel like, always talking about snowflakes and woke media, but getting their butt hurt over critics and kids on yt 😂
“Every time I watch 2 bears 1 cave I have a deeper understanding of the delusions of TH-cam comics like Tom & Bert”
😂😂😂 this man politely destroys people 😂😂😂
I don't watch their pod. I watch videos like this
The same way people find this channel entertaining and engaging is the how the content creator loves the subject in their videos.
@@butragenjo007 And? So do most of the people that come to this channel.
I’m not gonna lie. I always thought they were all mid 50s. Definitely closer to joes age, I specifically always thought Tom was a little older than Joe. 😂😂
You're generous. I thought they were all over 60.
@@GorgeouslyStupidThing right lol it’s absolutely hilarious being low 40s and bragging about a body like that lol
Same 👍
44 he looks atol older she's only 4yr older than schaub he looks old enough to be schaubs dad
Wow 44? My dad is 50 and looks younger than them
If Segura is really doing jiu jitsu, and keeps up with it for a few months , he'll start doing "tough guy" talk. When this happens he'll talk about how he would wreck this guy, or if so and so tried something he'd put him in a (insert BJJ move). I cannot wait.
Imagine doing all that work instead of just being funny
@@brappsniffs3924imagine having toegan gas you up as an athlete and turn aro7nd and snap your ankle and arm in half from a 6" hop.
God, it'll be more cringe than listening to Bryan Callen's tough talk lol.
He’s only been doing it for five minutes and already trying moves on Bert
If he's going to a good gym and actually training 2-3 times a week, he'll actually have his ego broken in the next several months. If he's actually rolling with classmates, who are all going to be infinitely better than him, and he'll be humbled on a regular basis. Nothing resets your self image quite like rolling with someone half your age and half your size and weight and getting choked out...quickly...and realizing there was nothing you could do about it. (Not that I'd know, of course because nothing like that would ever happen to me of course... Btw, never roll with the instructor's friggin 16 yr old son. Jus sayin. Lol!)
No, actually, a midlife crisis is when you are middle aged, and you look at where you are, what you're doing, and who you're doing it with, and you say: "I am making some really shitty choices, I need to change." That's a crisis. Taking ju-jitsu, buying fast cars, and having affairs with groupies is an ego trip and attempt to make yourself feel better about how empty and shallow you are.
Also midlife crisis, he’s trying to be young again
yeah i mean you are just describing midlife crisis (which does not exclude the shallow part of course, thats just part of it)
They’ve literally become caricatures of themselves
It’s the same with Burr. He’s literally become everything he used to laugh at when he was edgy and funny. You know, before he turned into his wife!
@@blackpagan100I bet you loved Burr before his wife flipped off your Dear Leader 😂
@@JackBirdbathyeah before but that was like 15 years ago. His last funny special was 2012. His 2014-2015 wasn't that bad but that was the last one I saw. You can tell he's that "henpecked husband" he was making fun of in his 2010 special. All these new people getting into comedy missed the fuck out. All these clowns suck at comedy even their leader joe Rogan. He's the new jerry Seinfeld. Promoting who cares comedians that don't make you look bad. Jerry sucks just as bad as joe Rogan I don't see the admiration that loser gets
@@JackBirdbathNia? Is that u?
@@shmegma4371 Isn't it funny how the "fuck your feelings" people are the most delicate little snowflakes? ❄
I like how when talking to his side chick, he mentions his hobbies but nothing about his kids or talentless wife
I would love to have been a fly on the wall when convincing his wife to bring on shuga teets as an employee. 😈🤣
Omg you’re right! 😮
Christina P. probably has a sissy fem-kink. Probably gets off with the idea that her man has the OPTION to cheat on her. A lot of women LOVE when other women want their men, even borderline cheating on them.
can't be talking about that shit with your side piece. gotta keep your distance
There’s a reason Redbar refers to all these LA comics as the fools.
Bert - I quit when the party stops
Also bert - I do not allow the party to stop
Reminds me of Dennis Reynolds’ existential crisis, where he realizes his life has become ridiculous and he wants to go back to just being a cool guy in his 20s
Be gone vile man be gone from me😂
He'll never begin to peak.
@porkerpete7722 when I peak you'll know.
I think it's so lame when guys who just start ju jitsu feel the need to try out the choke holds they recently learned on their friends
@@GhastlyCretinright. Its just a headlock from the back lmao.
@@GhastlyCretin I see what you guys are saying. It just seems like guys who just start training always want to try out the stuff they just learned on friends.
@@GhastlyCretinexactly. They don't realize how lame it is to make something you've done a few times part of your identity. If they did it for years and had some commitment it would be respectable.
@@GhastlyCretin furr sure, b. I'm bawls deep in Chang's been there for yairs.
@@GhastlyCretinhe did the exact same thing when he copied rogans car collection. Rogan had a sharkworks porche built and Brendan's favorite car of all time became that model porche. Then rogan talked about raptors and brendan ran out and bought one. Now he's on his dodge trx kick and talks down on raptors all after rogan got a try first.
People who brag about how rich they are usually end up going broke. Let's be honest, he was an unknown mediocre comic before Joe Rogan took him in.
It's why I cracked up when Marc Maron was on there and was making fun of comics moving to Austin because they were "up Joe's ass" but excluded Tom.....it's like, come on Maron! Tom is as up Joe's ass as any of them.
Maron is one of those guys who considers himself a "comic's comic" and resents people he deems less talented being more famous and richer than he is.
How many times do I have to scream it from the mountaintop? TOM SEGURA IS A PSYCHO
HE IS ONLY 44??? I would have guessed at least 10 years older. Us (me included) former fats have really bad body image issues and it goes both good and bad.
I love that Lauren Compton calls him old.
No matter what you do externally in life, like cars,planes,helicopters… it doesn’t add to a bad personality
Intact if makes a poor personality worse!
Could you fut her explain?
@@BernardoNajera if you are a bad person or you have a bad personality or you aren't funny or.....then money is not going to fix that. Money is not going to make people really like you, money is not going to make women really want to sleep with you or by your partner, money is not going to make people really laugh at your jokes. Sure you will get all these things but it will only be because of the money and eventually you will realise everything is fake and everyone only wants to have anything to do with you because you have money. It is better to learn topve yourself, then you will be happy with you, learn to be a good person, these things are most important in life. Money will only make you happy for so long, once that excitement dies you will feel even more lonely and depressed. However if you do the things I said and work on yourself, get fit and healthy, be a good person, learn to be happy with you, then every little thing you do and acquire will be magnified and make you so happy.
Tom doing the chokehold on Bert is literally the exact same thing my cousins did trying to wrestle as kids except he’s a middle aged grown man
Your Bert one liners are nothing short of an art form
“Never let them know your next move bro”
Bert is literally describing ALCOHOLISM and asking Tom
“What is that?”
God, this mans self awareness is USELESS
i went back to a girls place the other weekend and I suggested we watch a comedy and she picked out bert😭 i knew that would be the last time i was seeing her
Good call
Bro dodged a bullet 🤣
@@PodcastCringe amen
6:16 nooo Tom Segura out here with them chicken legs HAHAHAA
Segura is 44?!?
Truly thought he was closer to 55 😅
my grandpa lived until he was 89 he smoked every day, i never saw him without a beer and a spliff by his side....didn't do a thing healthy in his life, some people are just built different, joe makes it seem like if your passed 40 you need keto diet and testosterone to be strong and healthy that's bull these dudes are so out of touch and rich it's hilarious
oh well maybe you're an ancient vampire but everyone else persides you is human@@ДушманКакдела
@@ДушманКакделаstop smoking crack please
Tom Segura was the only one of the Roganverse that I liked, and now that's coming to a fast end.
Thought I was the only one that was thinking they were rapidly starting to become less likable people.
I'm glad to see others saw it too, keep doin' god's work PC 👍
Tom spent 40 years of his life fat . Now hes a health expert i love that for him
To be fair, don't you know anyone who's lost a significant amount of weight after dedicating themselves to really trying to get in shape? Most people tend to talk about it a lot. It's natural to do so, because it's a huge thing in a person's life. And it's really pretty overwhelming to feel how much friggin better you feel when you're in decent shape. Even if you're still not ripped and looking like a fitness model, if you go from morbidly obese to wearing normal people sized clothes that actually fit and look good on you and you can tuck your shirt in without it being an ordeal and don't run out of breath putting your shoes on, it's an amazing thing to feel and people want to talk about it. And they want other people to feel that that good too. Sometimes you need to just stfu and let a guy have his time and not be a dyck n dump on him all the time for it. If you always been skinny or fit...or always been fat and are always going to be fat because you don't have it in you to better yourself, then you don't know how great it is to feel what he's feeling so get off the guy. There's plenty of other things to criticize and trash him over, so just be content with those. Beating up on somebody for making progress toward getting healthy is pretty weak and a terrible thing to do.
Finding out they were both rich kids growing up and seeing how they talk about materialistic things is off putting. If something comes up in convo, sure, talk about it, but it’s always a flex w these guys.
Bussy literally snapped his ankle and arm in half hopping 6" off the ground. He better start hitting that fish oil to protect his joints.
He tore his patellar tendon in his knee and broke his arm
Tom flies a barber out to his tour dates… that says all you need to know about him
Could pack a bic a day but then where would the barber get his $17K?
Lol…what is he cutting ?😂😂😂😂😂
Tom looks older than my 63 year old dad
Same my dad is a very fit 63 and they look the same 😂
This will be shown in Burnt's rehab stent while he repeats to Dr. Drew "Im not an alcoholic. Im just a party boy." while he gets wheeled into a padded room.
Ground level crew love the new logo🎉🎉🎉🎉
Bro I’ve watched so many review channels, you smoke them all by a mile 😂
Idk how TH-cam compensates for ads and views but I hope you’re making good. You deliver a great product
Found your channel recently and I don’t even watch/listen to podcast at all. The way you go into detail and break things down though has got me to binge and sub just to keep up with it. Keep it up!👍
11:30 Congrats Bert, you just described your love for peer pressuring people to drink
I’m sure every person that’s going to see this has at least 1 addict they can think of. Imagine if this was someone explaining how they pressured your friend or relative into doing “just one more hit” to prolong the “party”. I know Bert has a problem but Jesus that made me fucking nauseous.
Damn 40K subs! I remember when I subscribed at 1K like so long ago. At least 4 weeks ago or so… Congrats man you’re blowing up and I’m here for it.
I was genuinely hoping Bert would take a little break after the movie came out.. I feel like he became so overexposed in 2023 that it’s impossible not to get tired of him
Over exposed is a great way to put it. Even if he's your favorite person. He's going to get annoying after constant exposure.
Gotta love a podcast of 2 dudes in a mid life crisis
Tom looks absolutely terrible for 44, he looks like a recovering cancer patient...🤣
Thumbnail made me lol so hard before even clicking on the video 😂
My TH-cam feed has been pretty dry today… thanks for this banger
I just realized that you narrated this video like you’re the Crocodile Hunter. It’s like we’re watching you observe cringe in the wild. This is quality entertainment, sir. 😂 I love your content!
Why does Lauren Compton think that just because she’s laughing that other people are laughing? 😂
Hahaha that’s great! Glad you enjoyed it 😂
I'm genuinely sad because Tom was once a funny, relatable person.
Same. Maybe he wants different fans now I guess
When was that?
Tom is old looking for 44, i thought he was 54. But good for him getting his physicality in order
Love the content bro!
You can definately get a pilots license with an average income, you just can't get a plane.
It’s at least 4-8 grand. Not that many people have $8,000 USD to spend on one hobby
11:35 literally coercing a friend to drink...
The Paris Hilton and Kardashian coat tails is a perfect metaphor.
Tom mentioned that he is on Testosterone while working out. I think that may also have blasted his ego and made him simmilar to Joe Rogan
Steroids are a helluva drug!
Love the new logo!
In one of your videos I commented that I’m in recovery and people in recovery aren’t suppose to tell other people “you’re an alcoholic” or “you’re an addict.”
But omg hearing Bert talk about alcohol like it’s a woman he wants to be with… I still can’t say he’s an alcoholic directly. HOWEVER, I’ve heard that same voice in my head and I’ve heard that story 1000 times from other people in recovery. It’s that voice that I believe makes me different from “normal people.” Or whatever.
Also him then casting blame on Tom is messed up. It’s not Tom’s fault Bert drinks a lot or wants to drink. That’s not how that works. It’s an excuse.
Love these. Videos. 😂
That picture of Tom is hilarious when you see the scar on his arm he got from jumping 2ft from the air 😂
Holy shit Tom is only 5 years older than I am..........I thought he was like my dads age ffs.
Same here. He looks absolutely awful for 44.
I like how PC includes the most ridiculous clip after the outro, it’s like when marvel leaves Easter eggs at the end of the credits
Tom is 44... what the fuck. I swear I thought he was like 55
Let’s gooooo PC the logo is sick Tom and Burt need more civilians around em tbh lol
Another banger
Karl Pilkington said it best “rich people who buy helicopters are knobheads” and he’s rich himself 🤣
Redbar is talking about you on his show. Idk what you did to piss that guy off haha
Are you serious? Redbar uses the phrase “Two Bears Delusion” all the time. Since like 2021. You are totally copying him!!!
Wow, I thought I was the only one who picked up on this! I've been a fan of Redbar since 2021 and he definitely drops the "Two Bears Delusion" line a lot. It's like his catchphrase or something. I'm with you, it really does feel like they're ripping him off!
Yeah, this guy is finished
Looks like Tom following Rogan’s lead of never being around for his family
Big fan of the podcast and happy to support a fellow Aussie. Your disection of the Rogansphere is particularly fun to listen to. By the way, my midlife crisis was buying a pair of youngins runners.
😂aawww bert bro...dont let them know your next move!! Ahhaha A+ Mate!😂😂
That is the talk of a borderline alcoholic….period.!!!!!🙏🏽
Ending is chefs kiss
I actually kind of like when bert starts making fun of tom its actually entertaining
Bert n Tom are the most up themselves of all
you're close but have forgotten about Tony Hinchciffe who might be even more obnoxious than both of them combined
We live in times when nerds pretend to be athletes and athletes pretend to be nerds.
If anyone doesn't know, Segura broke his arm and tore his tendon in spectacular fashion. It's absolutely brutal and easy to find on TH-cam.
Bert and Tom
"Stand up comedy is unique in alot of ways we're the closest to paramedics because we go out every day expecting the best but it doesnt turn out that way, we are so special us stand up comedians "
I appreciate the work and time you put into this content. It feels like we've been watching the downfall of people that have just lost touch and how nobody is immune but when people are showcasing their delusions on their major platforms it's a sham. Thank you for going where I now refuse to. The cringe has become overwhelming
Tom being proud of a choke that a head of lettuce can do is funny
Tom’s still fat he’s just less fat than he was
Lol Bert is so clueless to Tom just explaining how shitty his drinking problem is and not noticing its a problem.
Tom has transformed into a Brogan
'Life is fleeting'
Bert. T. M. Kreischer
A former mma fighter and training in jiu jitsu for +6 years on and off, it annoys me how people take up bjj to brag about it. Joe Rogan made it work, then every pod cast comedian copied the formula
Same, I started BJJ at 23 and am 35 now. Coach at my long time gym and in the past 4 years we are OVER RUN with people like tom and people who listen to Rogan's podcast. It's good for the bottom line of the business but bad for everyone else.
@christoronaldo7673 You forgot world famous soccer player 👍
Dunk contest rematch 😂😂
Love your content Podcast Cringe! Keep it up
I fr thought Tom was 65
New logo looks good
Damn is Tom REALLY ONLY 44?!?! I thought he was MID FIFTIES at LEAST!
I love how people will take jujitsu for a week and then think they know some secret new info, like an inexperienced person couldn't also easily choke someone whos literally giving their neck for free. It's beyond easy for ANYONE to throw a basic choke on an unprotected bystander who's not defending anything lol
“Hey! Hey, I’m Mac. Former party boy. Looking to get back into the party boy scene. You want me to milk your adrenal gland? You’ll go berserk!”
Tommy ‘no wedding ring’ Segura 😂
Love your channel. It is entertaining to hear you break down the behavior of these two and bonus not to have to watch them.
He is turning into his Steven Seagal bit
Bro, the ‘syndrome’ Bert & Tom have is called Down’s
😂😂😂😂
TRUTH
Hey new sub here . Love the content you are spittin facts . Question, do you like the kill Tony podcast?
We haven't danced with her in a while? That my friend is the definition of a dry alcoholic.