EXPOSING Your Honkai: Star Rail Mains

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  • @LucyPyre
    @LucyPyre  ปีที่แล้ว +248

    DOWNLOAD NOW omniheroes.onelink.me/MLBX/Lucy to get 777 free summons and a legendary hero!

    • @Meowmers1219
      @Meowmers1219 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Always shocked to see Lucy get a sponsor

    • @barelyfree9427
      @barelyfree9427 ปีที่แล้ว

      I too...am one of them! Rise up brothers!!!

    • @BloodKitten_
      @BloodKitten_ ปีที่แล้ว

      it's nice that you get sponsors, but i will never download any of those games.

    • @SashaEmp
      @SashaEmp ปีที่แล้ว

      A soonsor? lets goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @toonhub3216
      @toonhub3216 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know after seeing the Clara portion I realised how she actually bears quite a few similarities to your Vtuber model, specifically the white hair and red eyes

  • @maihung5512
    @maihung5512 ปีที่แล้ว +2623

    I don't care about feet. I raised Clara for the absolute piece of machinery called her father. Please give more credits to us robot fuckers' name.

    • @LucyPyre
      @LucyPyre  ปีที่แล้ว +996

      i apologize to the robot fucker community :(

    • @vietbluecoeur
      @vietbluecoeur ปีที่แล้ว +260

      I started playing this game solely because of Svarog. Thank you for speaking our truth.

    • @Miracle-k4m
      @Miracle-k4m ปีที่แล้ว +38

      the fact, that she has no shoes makes her character design even better

    • @taylorswiftsgrabbablewaist
      @taylorswiftsgrabbablewaist ปีที่แล้ว

      HOLD UP WHAT NGL KINDA A PAUSE
      sorry in advance i have a c1 blade who i main and my daddy issues are that i don't have one. my parents are lesbian. does that count? bro bro an explanation please?@@Miracle-k4m

    • @favoinousscum3718
      @favoinousscum3718 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      LMAOOO THIS KILLED ME

  • @irisa198
    @irisa198 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    not a bailu main but i run around the map with her a lot bc i think her run animation is the funniest and cutest thing I've ever seen, and also the fact that her legs work so hard to cross the same distance as every other character makes me feel like I'm moving faster than i actually am.

    • @shadowsfrost1
      @shadowsfrost1 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I know my friend who never plays the game thinks she's the coolest because dragon aesthetic. Also he loves dragons. Meanwhile I'm over here thankful I have a second healer and laughing whenever she faces someone on a counter and she can't even look over it
      But also agreed, adorbs

    • @lienhua5558
      @lienhua5558 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I just really like the Dragon aesthetic and healers tend to be my favorite

    • @yournoche
      @yournoche 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Facts

    • @thenoisyninja
      @thenoisyninja 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I just like how she leans back when shes running. Its like her legs are getting away from under her

  • @arpeggioblue
    @arpeggioblue ปีที่แล้ว +1928

    As an Arlan main, I can confirm that Hoyoverse has kept me in their basement with my mouth duct taped, it’s a miracle I’m even able to type this. Oh wait someone’s coming oh god oh fuc-
    Sorry for the disturbance, everyone. We’ve taken the liberty of removing the problem in the hopes that he will not bother you in the future!

    • @puffpoff5993
      @puffpoff5993 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      today is a sad day for Arlan mains. we lost another to the cruel Hoyoverse gods

    • @orcality
      @orcality ปีที่แล้ว +98

      o7, you will be missed. - fellow arlan main- AHHH THEY'RE HERE-

    • @arpeggioblue
      @arpeggioblue ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@orcality in response to recent actions, Hoyoverse urges any others to avoid to avoid undertaking similar courses of action. We have made two examples thus far. Do not be the third.

    • @bellojello5756
      @bellojello5756 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      HOYOVERSE CANT STOP MEEEEE ARLAN IS BEST BOIIIIII-

    • @vazzmatazz
      @vazzmatazz ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +1 Arlan main
      he's ok

  • @Pigeonboy1980
    @Pigeonboy1980 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    The audacity of the Arlan slander. I've been a proud Arlan main from day one, we definitely exist!
    ... all two Arlan mains, I mean, we're few and far between. But he's still great!

    • @Izaikaze
      @Izaikaze 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      As the second Arlan main, I agree. It's like the same thing with Razor in genshin, ahem, ME.

    • @Pigeonboy1980
      @Pigeonboy1980 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Izaikaze Yeah, proud to say I'm still farming for him daily to build him better and better

    • @ArthurLodar
      @ArthurLodar 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I am an arlan main. imma join

    • @LeftyPencil
      @LeftyPencil 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Woo it's a party

    • @dead_6931
      @dead_6931 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah I got em built first ever main in the game and my only built electro damage dealer

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight ปีที่แล้ว +677

    I do in fact know Pela's full name and I greet her by it every time I see her in a quest. I DO in fact listen to Pela and I'm wildly disappointed whenever talk of her fanfic is interrupted. I collected and read all the parts of the story her fic is based on.
    The very FIRST thing that drew me to Pela was her voice. I was actually auto running the story while cleaning my room and the moment I heard her voice, my heart started racing and I needed to see the absolute goddess from which that beautiful siren song emerged and it was the adorable, bespectacled, introverted, vertically challenged investigator of the Silver Mane Guards.
    I did the entire museum event in one day simply because she asked me to run it. I put her in charge of each exhibit hall at least twice so that she could soak in every facet of Belabog's history and culture because I know that's what she likes and would want.

    • @LucyPyre
      @LucyPyre  ปีที่แล้ว +321

      sanest pela fan

    • @eggsgaming7043
      @eggsgaming7043 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Did you know that Pela last name is a patronymic name, and thus means "Daughter of Sergey." Of course being a Pela fan, you should have already known.

    • @LegendaryDorkKnight
      @LegendaryDorkKnight ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@eggsgaming7043 I didn't because 1) I didn't know the term "patronymic" until just now and 2) I don't know anything about Russian on which her name is based.

    • @ShifterVampire
      @ShifterVampire ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@eggsgaming7043 That's not actually a last name. I'm not sure there's a word for this in English, but people in Russia has first name, last name and a name based on the name of their father, like "Sergeyevna" in Pela's case.

    • @LegendaryDorkKnight
      @LegendaryDorkKnight ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ShifterVampire You could call that a "surname" technically since the terms of a surname aren't restricted to a last name specifically. Just that the name is hereditary and/or passed from a parent. In fact "patronymic" is listed as a synonym on Merriam-Webster.

  • @linh3696
    @linh3696 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    You hit the nail on the head with Gepard and Luocha 😭 I played the game for Luocha's beautiful long hair without knowing the existence of Otto... and Gepard is just ADORABLE

  • @jeizi6806
    @jeizi6806 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I grind relics for my waifu's on company time" I want this on a shirt lol

    • @YASUOMURAMASA
      @YASUOMURAMASA ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shut up and take my money

  • @riyun8960
    @riyun8960 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The funny thing about Clara is that the reason I want her is because of her dynamic with Svarog that reminds me of Ilya and berserker from fate😂😂

  • @tuntalia
    @tuntalia ปีที่แล้ว +545

    Us Yanqing mains probably also grew up way too fast or were gifted kids that grew up to be "average" and never recovered and cry whenever he tries to prove himself as a grown up

    • @Caldissa
      @Caldissa ปีที่แล้ว +60

      This is frighteningly accurate

    • @mari9339
      @mari9339 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ... I am terrified of you
      And glad to know that I'm not the only one yanqing main, hello there :D

    • @tuntalia
      @tuntalia ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hello fellow Yanqing mains!!

    • @LycanMOON
      @LycanMOON ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Agree with the other person this is very accurate
      Also the pain we feel whenever hoyo makes us fight him for like the fourth time,I just feel like jing yuan wanting to protect this boy

    • @tuntalia
      @tuntalia ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Real. We all out here with Jing Yuan trying to keep him outta trouble 😭😭

  • @liaanrosenstrauch6789
    @liaanrosenstrauch6789 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The main reason I main Himeko is PTSD from Honkai Impact 3rd. Seeing Himeko's death in Honkai Impact broke me and when I saw Star Rail Himeko, the PTSD kicked in

  • @triarcness
    @triarcness ปีที่แล้ว +1353

    GOD IVE MISSED THIS SERIES. PLEASE INSULT US MORE OVER OUR FAKE ANIME PEOPLE PREFERENCES.

    • @Deathshot981
      @Deathshot981 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      All I think about when reading this was the spongebob screaming meme

    • @pixelchrome2
      @pixelchrome2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      _😳_

    • @wuxian1
      @wuxian1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      eh?

    • @leskynt
      @leskynt ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bro is this a cult channel

    • @anapple6912
      @anapple6912 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@leskyntseems like it
      Most vtubers seem like cults

  • @hexbox2182
    @hexbox2182 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Fun fact: the only message you get from blade is just silverwolf doing it

  • @gypsyofthebard
    @gypsyofthebard ปีที่แล้ว +576

    As a proud Sampo main you can absolutely trust me in those important business decisions! We're all here to scratch each other's backs aren't we? C'mon, invest all your money into Sampo and we make a fortuitous promise to repay it :3

    • @raven9600
      @raven9600 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Im a sampo main too... yayyyyy

    • @luriothelucario250
      @luriothelucario250 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@raven9600 If your truly a Sampo main how about you take us up on the offer. We’ll well spend your money.

    • @raven9600
      @raven9600 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luriothelucario250 Lmao, ight

    • @depressoespresso8958
      @depressoespresso8958 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      another sampo main here, you can trust us! we would never double-cross you! just ask your old pal sampo

    • @t0rya
      @t0rya ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As another sampo main yes all you said is true bestie and to everyone looking for a way to get into our friendly and fun gang you can earn your membership only for a fun cost of your kidney! As for the payment dont forget to send it directly to me

  • @xyndraxyndra9645
    @xyndraxyndra9645 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    *laughs in "maining" Gepard and Natasha as no matter who else is in the party, They're the parents: although I do love the usual strat of running MC and March as well for a "we don't know where they came from but they're our kids now" vibe*

    • @xyndraxyndra9645
      @xyndraxyndra9645 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      also, in regards to Gepards' Ult, I prefer the long version myself, and do appreciate the "Hard shell hiding a soft heart" type
      and in regards to Nat carrying a GRENADE LAUNCHER: it is, in fact, part of the charm: as the saying goes: "you screw with her patients (and patience), you will find out that "behind the kindness" lies a Rotary Grenade Launcher aimed directly at you"

  • @matthewedgerton5761
    @matthewedgerton5761 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    My sister is an Arlan main. The reason why you'd never see her defending him on a forum is simple - She has an actual life and defending your main on a forum over their kit-balance is loser s*** reserved for basement degens (like me!)
    In her head, her "Sweet boy is trying his best!" and that's all that matters.
    She also mains Chongyun from Genshin for similar reasons.

    • @k1lumeeter
      @k1lumeeter ปีที่แล้ว +50

      As both an Arlan and Chongyun main as well, 100% same.

    • @pitpun11
      @pitpun11 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I absolutely agree Arlan also needs no defending because he made me fried rice.

    • @baochaunguyenngoc7063
      @baochaunguyenngoc7063 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      literally about to say the same shit, thanks
      as an humble and busy-with-life Arlan main salutes to your sister
      why bother to defend a character when he alone is the best? We do exist tbh, there is a community of us here, its just we are too mature for you to be able to reach, respect others and mind our own business, just like Arlan

    • @malaksafa4074
      @malaksafa4074 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      She has peak taste tell her I said that

    • @oraengae
      @oraengae 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Aah a fellow Chongyun main!

  • @MandyPoppinz
    @MandyPoppinz ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I was a Bailu main for... like three days and it was 100% just because she's adorable. I did drop her *immediately* after pulling Luocha though, and he's been on every team I've had since.

  • @bobbiepavlova9581
    @bobbiepavlova9581 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Me maining Jing Yuan and Blade having both anger AND daddy issues trying so hard to take this video as a joke 💀

    • @raiah6032
      @raiah6032 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I main Jing Yuan. I built him so his damage was putting my E1 Seele to shame. I also have anger issues though... because my man is being roasted.

    • @bobbiepavlova9581
      @bobbiepavlova9581 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @raiah6032 see, idc if people don't like him or the damage he makes, it's ok to have skill issues but when they try to explain why I should also not main him...then my anger issues start showing

    • @PR3SS.3SC
      @PR3SS.3SC 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I also main Jing yuan, and I have the worst anger issues as well its not even funny anymore (skull emoji)

    • @snow7956
      @snow7956 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I main Jing Yuan bc i didn't build anyone else

  • @KingZolem
    @KingZolem ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Me as a Hook main, expecting a repeat of the sirens joke: An odd direction, but not unwelcome.
    Also my reason is that I have big "I must care for an adopt this child her dad isn't going to be around much longer and someone needs to be here to care for her". Basically adoptive parent energy.

  • @akromakroma
    @akromakroma ปีที่แล้ว +2106

    As someone who hasn't played a single second of this game and only watched 5 minutes of the video so far, I can confirm that Lucy Pyre is 100% accurate in everything she says.

    • @Lianpe98
      @Lianpe98 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      x2

    • @VengefulAzana
      @VengefulAzana ปีที่แล้ว +12

      100% Lucy Pyre classic

    • @Indo6627
      @Indo6627 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As someone who has played a few hours of this game I will have to agree with this as i have no clue if it's wright or rong.

    • @A_Flying_Ogre
      @A_Flying_Ogre ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I too have never played this game, and agree with everything Lucy said.

    • @MeatyZeeg
      @MeatyZeeg ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't understand the appeal of gacha games... someone who has a crippling addiction to this shit, please explain to me why you shouldn't be trusted to make your own decisions.

  • @luxray575
    @luxray575 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    No one has read my feelings about Luka with as much precision as Lucy did. Loved the video

  • @4keYgrindsGames
    @4keYgrindsGames ปีที่แล้ว +117

    As a Luocha main i completely agree and I'm going through PTSD every time i hear his voice (keep this man away from the imaginary tree)

    • @4keYgrindsGames
      @4keYgrindsGames ปีที่แล้ว +15

      this comment aged even better after 1.3 story

  • @Nekufan1000000
    @Nekufan1000000 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'm just saying, even in terms of the "They're young for their race" Hoyo has Bailu covered. She's not young, she's just recently shed a skin, so she's like friggin ancient. That's some next level 8000 year old vampire shit.

    • @fyra_cat2119
      @fyra_cat2119 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      yes but if you dont look at the lore, that is a child, who looks and acts exactly like a child

    • @PrettyLittleDeadThing
      @PrettyLittleDeadThing 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Bailu is a kid as she just rebirthed. lol she always has nannies with her and acts same as a kid .

  • @decreation8004
    @decreation8004 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    As a Jing Yuan main, I also hope that he can make a comeback, together with Yanqing in the future🎉

    • @DefinitelyChael
      @DefinitelyChael ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yo actually I Am too but All euridition characters...well there are only few of them but all their damage is either mid (jing yuan) or very low (himeko) I hope they get buffed/reworked.

    • @ussinussinongawd516
      @ussinussinongawd516 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DefinitelyChael Jing Yuan's damage isnt actually that bad in current retrospect because him and also other characters in path Erudition or Nihility etc just have special damage conditions. Unlike destruction path which is just straight damage (Blade, also seele is basically destruction) but has its limitations (Trailblazer)

    • @Sleepyaltalune
      @Sleepyaltalune ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I too am a JY main and get roasted for it. He will make the greatest comeback for sureee😆✌️

    • @aschr
      @aschr 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As a Jing Yuan main, I’m excited to see the father-son duo return

  • @KirbGaming24
    @KirbGaming24 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Arlan is legit an actual good DPS and second when it comes to Health = Damage, I use him on my main team, and it doesn't take much to ramp up his damage with the right light cone. I give him a Machete/10 because he's not blade

  • @Flippwn1
    @Flippwn1 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    As a Dan boy, one correction. OG Dan is for cuddles. IL Dan is for . They both will get love.

    • @galaxi6585
      @galaxi6585 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dan correction 😭😭💢💢 UOHHHH

    • @cookiecattornado6051
      @cookiecattornado6051 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean you aren’t wrong

    • @dreemurrinthenight
      @dreemurrinthenight 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I mean… dragons

    • @rize0no0sora66
      @rize0no0sora66 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      OG Dan is to introduce to your parents. IL Dan is to NEVER be introduced to your parents (to put it in PG terms)

  • @slaire6892
    @slaire6892 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like how the scenes with Luocha have Sampo down and the spiel was about Luocha having a coffin not for the teammates, 10/10

  • @LucyPyre
    @LucyPyre  ปีที่แล้ว +331

    i would like to pre-emptively apologize for all the feelings i have hurt with this video. including my own. i do NOT have daddy issues. he will come back from the gas station with not just one, but TWO gallons of milk. he PROMISED
    p.s. there's something a little......... strange abt this video. whoever can guess what it is will get a cookie

    • @notmousse
      @notmousse ปีที่แล้ว +30

      As a non-player I have objectively the best main.

    • @solsy
      @solsy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's been a year daddy

    • @acewhisper38272
      @acewhisper38272 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao never apologise for your words, if people are getting offended by it then they're just snowflakes. I may be 19 but I don't care about what's said and I am similar to what's been said. I may be a anime fan but I don't care if I'm being offended for it lmao YOLO.

    • @karrotcake9422
      @karrotcake9422 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a Kafka main... you were spot on

    • @Jaxasouras
      @Jaxasouras ปีที่แล้ว

      42069694206969420

  • @ViTeofilo
    @ViTeofilo ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As a Bronya Main, I can agree that I relate to her making other people shine, not just because I'm outshined by other people in my life, but also, because I like seeing other people around me thrive, especially when I can be part of this... Out of the spotlight, smiling and being happy for them. 😊

  • @mmikeyy
    @mmikeyy ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Silver Wolf, Seele, Trailblazer, Asta, Qingque, Yukong, and Sushang were all so accurate and true. I was being called out in real time when editing this video. XD

  • @zonichie
    @zonichie ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I feel lowkey personally attacked when she said “You have mommy issues, a severe one” on kafka’s part.. hahahaha

  • @monopoman
    @monopoman ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Lucy knows that Tingyun gets hit more than any other character in the game and it's not close.

  • @EienKiseki
    @EienKiseki ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm an ex-Arlan main and currently a Jing Yuan main. I never felt hurt enough with this video, and now I browse the HSR subreddit to make myself regret my life choices

    • @LeftyPencil
      @LeftyPencil 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Now you use them both-

  • @arcadius3257
    @arcadius3257 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Seriously you know Tingyun's aggro pulling is bad when she deadass attracts a whole ass Ravager 😂

    • @reybarracuda2514
      @reybarracuda2514 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hope we get destruction path tingyun in the future

  • @aleyaitsuka
    @aleyaitsuka ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Being a Himeko main is just PTSD fueled tears as we try and fail to keep one particular song out of our heads. I'm not crying, it's just the rain! (it's a clear sunny day)

  • @njorlpinipini
    @njorlpinipini ปีที่แล้ว +58

    As an Arlan main, I can confirm we get to apply the imprisonment debuff for free on account of being Imaginary

  • @reginameyers
    @reginameyers 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    6:31
    nope, I'm just still traumatized from HI3

  • @Lightmagician60
    @Lightmagician60 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    i think Bailu's trailer is the most played because it was played SO DAMN OFTEN on videos that you could legit use it as a rick roll

  • @mo8245
    @mo8245 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:35
    Holy shit, Lucy is a savage 😂
    I wasn't even thinking of what she meant until she said "glass cleaner" 🤣

  • @neostrosity
    @neostrosity ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Welt is even funnier once you know that he left his adopted son in another dimention

    • @lenasprototrap7281
      @lenasprototrap7281 ปีที่แล้ว

      May I ask why did he left him?have devs given any explanation lore wise?

    • @neostrosity
      @neostrosity ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @lenasprototrap7281 void archives (the other passenger of the express) needed him for a plan and threatened welt that he will take his son instead if he doesn't comply and shit happened and ended up on the express its been a while since i read that manga so the events are a little hazy

    • @lenasprototrap7281
      @lenasprototrap7281 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@neostrosity oh shoot, no wonder Welt had PTSD flashbacks when he'd seen Luocha.

    • @neostrosity
      @neostrosity ปีที่แล้ว

      @lenasprototrap7281 the flash backs also came from otto aswell it just happens that most of welts misfortunes had the same face

    • @stevenviljoen160
      @stevenviljoen160 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @lenasprototrap7281 a few reasons actually.
      1) void archives wanted someone with his powers, as welts son is a clone of the original Welt who's power welt inherited he to has the power albeit weaker at this age so he agreed so his son isn't forced to fight.
      2) while traveling with Void archives he saw that the enemy they where facing was targeting HSR Himeko and he feels guilty and blames himself for HI3 himekos death so he wanted to come here to save her.
      3) he didn't mean to be gone this long, he meant to just save Himeko and come back but learnt that no one has ever heard of the planet he is from and he can't find a way back so he is sticking with the express with the hope of finding his way back home to his family.

  • @PooBoi_YT
    @PooBoi_YT ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a Kafka main, I can confirm nearly everything is accurate. Only non-accurate part is the fact that us Kafka mains need viagra. We've seen so much sussery that we can, at this point, do it on command.

    • @Wolfynaw7
      @Wolfynaw7 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am gonna be honest I fell from chair (I am main Kafka ) that was too accurate 😭

  • @utaolliecovers
    @utaolliecovers ปีที่แล้ว +197

    "always a bridesmaide, never a bride" THAT IS SEELES WIFE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

  • @Pumadeadshot
    @Pumadeadshot ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the Fate/stay night UBW at the start omg i love this ive been watching asmonds reacts to your stuff and I love it youre hilarious

  • @Braxophone
    @Braxophone ปีที่แล้ว +39

    never played this game but im sure you're on to something

  • @UTU
    @UTU ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm a King Juan main and I'm not angry at all, I know he's mid, but he's such a cool guy, chill and knows how to make others work for him.

    • @sherumayu
      @sherumayu ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KING JUAN
      idk about u guys i can get 100k's out of this guy in sim universe with like 6 hunt blessings and no elation ones

    • @UTU
      @UTU ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sherumayu He's very good in a lot of content, just not always at the hardest content, MoC 10.

    • @sherumayu
      @sherumayu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@UTU fair enough, but my jy is level 50 dsfjadfs i think he just has a large problem with cc pausing his l lord follow up, which fu xuan is rumored to help with so maybe it can help??

    • @UTU
      @UTU ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sherumayuI think his main issue is the fact his scaling is based on LARGE amount of enemy units, like all Erudition path characters.
      He's very good if you don't need to hit a specific unit and take it down fast, but for the hardest content you usually wanna focus down 1 target to reduce damage taken or crowd control.

  • @KingOfHarems
    @KingOfHarems ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Must say that after playing Hook's story misson, she went from annoying to the sweetest thing.
    Also, to understand a Herta main is to understand a Lucy Pyre fan. Getting no attention, be used and abused, and just feeling like we don't exist in her eyes. That's also how it feels to be a Herta main. Plus, the pegging thing, well, we wouldn't say no to either of them

  • @marcusaurelius7359
    @marcusaurelius7359 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    8:52 Shout-out to Dude that's wholesome, DarkDreamsASMR, HusherASMR, Wanderlust, Milky Tea ASMR, Banshee Audio, Mama Yunya, Sora, Fae ASMR Ch., Annie Pants, Secret Subject, felka, and Crazy Cat Audio

  • @Tanktaco
    @Tanktaco ปีที่แล้ว +101

    And here I thought that was the termite damage.
    Congratulations on maybe getting paid for this one. I just like hearing Hook's lines for getting hit and breaking things with the bonkinator.

    • @monopoman
      @monopoman ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't think Lucy was paid for this, Honkai is pretty hot right now so many TH-camrs are making content for it.

  • @curts7801
    @curts7801 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:13 She’s in the walls…

    *SHE’S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!!!*

  • @Suksass
    @Suksass ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Silver Wolf can't use my money to E6 Kafka when I used that money to E6 Kafka.

  • @leiathrix
    @leiathrix ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Me who's married to HI3 lore AND wanted a playable Otto... I mean Luocha 🙃
    That man did a lot of despicable things but gosh darn it he was good at them! One of the best written antagonists in anime media!

    • @idelxd8824
      @idelxd8824 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm married to HI3rd in general 🤣 My goal is to literally collect the cast equivalents in star rail.

  • @HarlequinDolls
    @HarlequinDolls 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m ready for part 2 as a Dan Heng Main. And now maybe transitioning to a Black Swan main as soon as I finish building her.

  • @newbzrul3519
    @newbzrul3519 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    My lack of knowledge of this game is peeking through, 90% of this ended up over my head. BUT, I would at least like to say that everyone's main is completely valid, even Lucy's... sometimes. Might have to empty my wallet now to find my own, thanks for encouraging my gacha habits Lucy!
    edit: bro for the life of me I can't use a single emote in my comments and it's making me sad

    • @monopoman
      @monopoman ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is easily one of the best gacha games so I do recommend people try it if they like that sort of thing. The character design is probably the best of any gacha game whoever designs their characters should get a massive bonus every year.

    • @jotana_ch
      @jotana_ch ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@monopomanhmmm i still think honkai impact designs are better, but you know half of the characters are based from there or come from there.

    • @monopoman
      @monopoman ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah my only experience with Hoyo games is this and Genshin and I noped out of Genshin pretty fast. So all these characters are new to me. I have heard tales of them coming from the other Honkai game just no clue which ones.@@jotana_ch

    • @X99-h6r
      @X99-h6r ปีที่แล้ว

      wait till you find out Kafka's VA past roles.

  • @asianKirby_0
    @asianKirby_0 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I have no idea why but outside of genshin and star rail, calling someone's main bad is literally complimenting them. Clearing with arlan is much more satisfying than deleting everything with Seele imo 💀

  • @Akantorz
    @Akantorz ปีที่แล้ว +66

    YUKONG MAINS RISE UP!!!!
    Seriously, hearing people complain about how hard she is to use while using her to make my whole team do big dick damage including herself it so satisfying. She also takes in a child not hers to honor her fallen friend.
    10/10 most loyal waifu, want to make her a mother so she can truly be happy. Also help her get over her fear of flying.

    • @tovarishchfeixiao
      @tovarishchfeixiao ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Those who are complaining usually not even know how to play the fights without auto-mode. 🤣

    • @SCRKT007
      @SCRKT007 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They're allergic to Speed tuning lol

    • @Akantorz
      @Akantorz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SCRKT007 So true lmao!

    • @lordastrea2765
      @lordastrea2765 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Woot woot! She so fun to bring into echo of war with imaginary squad. Gonna max all her traces because she is perfect! She's perfect! PERFECT

  • @sephy287
    @sephy287 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:17 damn it Lucy, I dont even play this game and that one hurt lol.
    Kudos on the sponsor btw, I may have to fall off the band wagon and join another mobile game just to use the link.
    Also now I know I would main Seele, Gepard, and Luocha if I ever did decide to play, nice job Lucy

  • @samsemy6825
    @samsemy6825 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    As an Arlan main I can say that my single goal in life is to make his skill do as much damage as a Seele ult
    the funny part is that it's possible
    I SWEAR IT'S DOABLE

  • @Greytheaverage
    @Greytheaverage ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I tell you I started rolling at the Kafka part because everytime you said anything it got more and more accurate oh my GOD. I CANR BREATH-

  • @elixxon
    @elixxon ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I have been called out for Silver Wolf and Seele.
    I am truly, incurably addicted to gamer girl and the eye burning color scheme combined with the infinite turns and big numbers for no reason of Seele....

  • @insertnameh_re
    @insertnameh_re 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As a Herta and Kafka main this video is insanely accurate

  • @TrilainaBloodwind
    @TrilainaBloodwind ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Not a bailu main, but I think she's got a fun type of energy to her. She's an innocent little soul, and I think she's a nice person :)

    • @shutup1037
      @shutup1037 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bailu is so cute

    • @shutup1037
      @shutup1037 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Lunam_D._Roger 😭😭😭😭 waaatt

    • @komi___
      @komi___ ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Lunam_D._Roger Lucy really needs to play Blue Archive.

  • @TouruZen
    @TouruZen 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I got nothing to complain about. You hit the nail on the head with Tingyun and Seele the two characters I always uss.

  • @F7_TeeJ
    @F7_TeeJ ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how my reason for maining Himeko is so different from other descriptions. Like comeon, Pizza Cutter and Pizza Cutter ON DRONES as weapons. She’s so fucking cool

  • @scrubscrub4492
    @scrubscrub4492 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Okay so about Herta
    She actually treats you nicer if you screw with her rather than being polite
    + reminder that if successful you have a massive harem of cute puppet chicks
    Also doll joints/10
    Tl;dr Herta mains are in one or multiple of three groups:
    1. Want a toy
    2. Want to be a toy
    3. Kurukuru

  • @Harl3inger
    @Harl3inger ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Don’t main or even own Bailu, but I do think she is adorable. I heavily relate to that light cone of Tingyun squishing her face

  • @liliavacyncosplay
    @liliavacyncosplay 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Blade & Welt...I FEEL CALLED OUT
    I hope you will bless us with sequels to this featuring more characters as the roster grows...this was hilarious!

  • @vanguardpotential3153
    @vanguardpotential3153 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "always the bride's maid, never the bride"
    Seele would definitely like a word with you lmfao

  • @dino_beans_fma
    @dino_beans_fma 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Best intro ive ever seen
    Also i want that grass with same day shipping

  • @aceyhyena8907
    @aceyhyena8907 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    im a sampo main because i know hes a gremlin ALSO lore wise, it's pretty cool that it's implied hes a follower of Aha / follows the path of Elation which explains his personality a lot and makes him a lot more interesting.

  • @Youcancallme7
    @Youcancallme7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When i tell you I nodded and laughed the entire time Seele was on screen. That segment was so unbelievably accurate its incredible.

  • @AsakuraHao87
    @AsakuraHao87 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The teccy roast caught me off guard and killed me. Also as a seele main it’s to true

  • @serval.landau
    @serval.landau 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i have never felt so exposed by that serval main description, can confirm this is how serval mains feel

  • @AuthorHoshiChan
    @AuthorHoshiChan ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Tingyun is so accurate lmao, getting her targeted left right and center. Even with a fully built up gepard to ensure hes the most targeted, she still dies first, and gets targeted just as much if not more. Its so dumb lol. I think the devs just dont like demihumans.

    • @forgerofsouls9126
      @forgerofsouls9126 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That...or she has a secret extra aggro on her that is related to the story.

    • @mistral9950
      @mistral9950 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@forgerofsouls9126 taunt value but the dumb mob continue to target her even though I use my Clara ultimate

  • @JessieJay7
    @JessieJay7 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a Geppie main
    I feel
    very called out

  • @PancakesTsuki
    @PancakesTsuki ปีที่แล้ว +16

    See! March 7th is so good u can’t say anything bad about her! She’s definition of perfect ❤️

  • @hyper_pyro
    @hyper_pyro ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Unrelated to the roasting, that track played at the end of the video's a banger. I believe it's Breaking Free from NEO TWEWY, for those looking for it.

  • @brad9180
    @brad9180 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "if your main is Kafka, then you guessed it, you have mommy issues"
    YES!

  • @adamjsher04
    @adamjsher04 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd guess Bailu's trailer is the most viewed since it was used as an advertisement for a while, I know it's the only one I'd see as a random ad on TH-cam for a while before I started playing, and it still pops up every now and again amongst the newer ads for the game using cutscene footage with music over it.

  • @afronooch
    @afronooch ปีที่แล้ว +17

    How dare you say that about Natasha, even though you were 100% spot on!

  • @ashchusatoshi944
    @ashchusatoshi944 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao i felt attacked by the intro but since i main Luka bcos of his Idles...
    the grunting and the boxing poses.. he's so hot i love him...
    Even built him before Blade cause he's soooooo hot.

  • @choking1668
    @choking1668 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:32 As an Arlan main….ya ain’t wrong about the damage u can’t even get the full buff cause he had to literally be dead to get it… That didn’t stop hoyoverse from nerfing the dude everyone was already beating up. 😔
    But he’s got an adorable dog, if I’m an Arlan main then I’m also the closest to being a Peppy main.

  • @Mekeweissame
    @Mekeweissame ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a March 7th and Sampo main (the core dynamic duo) I appreciate your praise ☺️

  • @trimaxusrez3714
    @trimaxusrez3714 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You had no business going this hard, you earned a new subscriber

  • @Allo_oo
    @Allo_oo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Eyyy as a Yanqing main, I’m not mad about that evaluation :D

  • @KixieBoo
    @KixieBoo ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "If your main is Kafka you have severe mommy issues and listen to hardcore fem dom asmr to go to sleep." Are you actually living in my walls? I've never been so called out.😨

  • @kristalinashining2919
    @kristalinashining2919 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a Luocha main since the day he just... appeared in my team (shortly becoming e2 for unknown reason) it's true
    Keep laughing every time he speaks like it's a second before he goes full on T-pose... That one 1.3 cutscene had me laughing for a while, terrified
    Hilarious man, can't imagine this game any other way

  • @L0n3W
    @L0n3W ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That tingyun mental break down was funny because it so true!

  • @eloise1fr
    @eloise1fr ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for saying that about us seele mains. I just maxed her out as an F2P player and I appreciate the criticism

  • @BNuts
    @BNuts ปีที่แล้ว +8

    ARLAN: You're probably a Bennett Main.
    SILVER WOLF: You believe in Bronie Supremacy, and everything that comes with her. You also believe that Silver Wolf _is_ Haxxor Bunny, just older, just like I do. Wait...
    ASTA: You swore not to pull from the gacha at all, so this is the only character you're allowing yourself to have, which will have one of two results exclusively: You will either eventually break down and spend everything on the first banner to make you break down, or you will quit the game entirely, maybe coming back only in 5 years. This is the only explanation I can think of for not having and building Tinygun and Yukong. You like cute girls and money just as much as Mona likes spending money. Wait...
    PELA: You like girls in glasses and stockings. You might also be a bit butthurt about Keqing not getting buffed for a long time.
    MARCH 7th: There are things you WISH you could forget, but playing as a free 4-star version of Elysia won't make it happen.
    HIMEKO: Never leeeeeeeet you gooooooooooooooo~ The only reason anyone would Main Himeko, given her comparatively poor damage, is because you're a Captain. You couldn't be more pumped that Mihoyo is finally giving us what they first promised when they revealed the Pyro Archon as being named 'Murata,' and yet like every other Captain, you are both an S and an M for wanting to introduce new players to the experience of _Final Lesson_ , and everything that comes after -- both subjecting new people to the experience, and experiencing it again, together with a community of people just like you. And you are here, like Welt Yang, to protect Himeko.
    JING YUAN: You like the man's mane, and his lion. And also how he's like a lion. Mainly in the napping. You also wish you had a summon you could insist on calling by its longest name possible. You are the Ironmouse to the Bubi.
    BLADE: Whatever you're thinking, it will never end well. Especially once you consider how Kafka holds his leash.
    WELT: You're so excited we _finally_ get a playable Welt, and you also jive with his Daddy Energy.
    KAFKA: Mommy came back! Unlike Timmie's dad.
    GEPARD: You're a Saber Main. You main every single character in a Mihoyo game who reminds you of her in some way, so that also means Durandal and Jean. Bianka is understandable, but Jean?
    NATASHA: You either have Mommy Issues, or you're into Raven no matter the universe. Or both.
    TINGYUN: You have Yae Sakura issues. Sus Sakura issues. And you're certainly into the Floof.
    BAILU: Like me, you didn't get QiQi. Unlike you, however, I haven't got Bailu.
    SAMPO: WHY?! You must be as suspicious as he is.
    LUOCHA: You like that he heals based on ATK. But you probably don't trust him. If you do trust him, you shouldn't. This is a version of Otto Apocalypse, after all. Yes, I have him as my second healer, but that's more so Welt and I can keep an eye on him than anything else. No mad scientist business, Otto, and nobody needs to get hurt. I don't care if it _is_ Jingliu in that fancy coffin of yours.
    SERVAL: You have Older Sister issues, but those are at least somewhat balanced by her rockin' vibes. What? Get your mind outta the gutter.
    HOOK: You love Klee. You also think Hook and Klee should be friends, but fear the result of such a friendship.
    TRAILBLAZER: You have an appreciation for a new mix on the classics, yet at the same time, are a trash panda yourself. Maybe you know the bat is a Kaslana family tradition, and maybe you don't. Maybe you know the lance is similarly a Sheriac thing, and maybe you don't. But you have fun, and you love to have fun. WE MADE A CHOICE NOW GO FIGHT AGAINST YOUR FATE!~
    HERTA: You love to kuru-kuru. You also think it's the biggest power move possible to just have enough puppets that you can switch to them instead of walking, as though that's the smaller effort. Let's not try and think about what a person could do with so many puppets, as that would bring back some Herrscher of Domination PTSD, thanks.
    LUKA: Oraoraora!~
    BRONYA: You believe in Bronya Supremacy, and believe that no matter the universe, BronSeele will be every bit as canon as the Bronyaverse itself is wide. You love how OP she is, since she can buff and Cleanse, but most importantly, she was your first 5-star, and that makes her special. Even though I have also lost the 50/50 to her twice now, I still think of her as being special. Still, you can't help but compare her (and her assets) to Silverwing N-EX Bronya, and find her somewhat... lacking as of yet. But there _is_ hope for the future.
    CLARA: You wish you could get her to wear shoes. At the same time, you appreciate Svarog very much for both his drip and his counters. Similar to Fischl and Oz, you have Clara chiefly for Svarog. Mostly you main Clara because she's adorable and he's bada$$, and you still can't decide if she's more Klee or Theresa. The answer is Theresa.
    Dan Hung: You like that he's handsome... and free. You also can't wait for his IL form.
    Qingque: She is your spirit animal because she loathes effortful work, and she loves to gamba. You didn't get Seele, or Silver Wolf, but that's okay because QQ can also hit hard, she just needs a little time. And that makes you learn patience, which makes you a better person. You might get Seele later, but by then you'll have fully built your QQ into a monstrous gamba machine.
    SEELE: You love that she hits hard, and yes, you believe in BronSeele as much as the Bronya Mains. You're just more tsundere about it. You turned Seele into a turn-stealing AoE killer (with a little help from Bronya), and it doesn't bother you at all that the Mara-struck pop back up, because you'll just knock them back down where they belong.
    YUKONG: You're more into the Mommies than you are into the Floof.
    YANQING: You're a Xingqiu main. You may or may not know he's an old man in _HI3_ . Ironically you're also annoyed by how much you lose the 50/50 to him, so you put him on the front lines hoping that if anyone falls, he will fall first (it's typically Tingyun though). But your investment in him only makes him stronger.
    SUSHANG: You started building her, surprised by her damage, only to be more shocked when you looked it up that she has a more powerful iteration in _HI3_ , but now it's too late to stop investing in her. Why do you have her in _HSR_ and I don't? Why was she so much easier to unlock in _HI3_ ? Mihoyo, what is this? Anyway, if you did investigate Li Sushang, she's probably the reason you got into _HI3_ , if Otto or Himeko aren't.

  • @PrinceVinc
    @PrinceVinc ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:24 This caught me so off guard I got into a laughing fit.

  • @awesome761
    @awesome761 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I immediately knew Tingyun's roast and oh my god i didn't know how many people turned into necrophiles because that quest.. what have you done hoyo....I'm a bit disgusted, this is why when tingyun 'disappeared' i became a blade main because now i suffer as much as him.

  • @frostyvoid827
    @frostyvoid827 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a Yanqing main, this is accurate, I even have an idea for a 3 phase bossfight against him as a Lord Ravager (I am obsessed with angst fanfics)

  • @hms.fortune5829
    @hms.fortune5829 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a seele main, I see this as an absolute win
    Also mono quantum is gunna go crazy

  • @allenearl1514
    @allenearl1514 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The NEO:TWEWY music in the outro hit me like a truck. Lol

  • @earendurvoneinzbern7585
    @earendurvoneinzbern7585 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You forgot on slight detail about Silver Wolf, Tectone most definitely loves her, and does not want to snap her neck.

  • @KiloOneK1
    @KiloOneK1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    IN THE NAME OF LANDAU, so true his ult goes so hard

  • @jvts8916
    @jvts8916 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When I started out, I was trying to roll for Himeko because she was my favourite character in 3rd. I failed, so I went for Silver Wolf because I found her quest really funny. I failed and accidentally pulled Bronya, my *least* favourite of 3rd's MCs but I can't be mad because she's become a mainstay in my team alongside Luocha, Tingyun and Wildfire F!Trailblazer.
    I recently summoned Kafka and I'm planning on swapping out Tingyun for her once I finish grinding her materials.

  • @Riskantman
    @Riskantman ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The moment I saw Luka I immediatly knew one thing for sure. I HAVE TO COSPLAY THAT. Blade main btw just love units that consume their own hp and have max hp scaling :)

  • @ferr_sp
    @ferr_sp ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Great video as always. Was hella fun seeing all the Honkers charactes ranked. I still have Natasha tho >_>

  • @舞あん
    @舞あん ปีที่แล้ว

    7:47 “if your main is blade, you have daddy issues” why did you have to attack me personally