Ya do know you can drink before driving, although it has to be an responsible amount like 1 drink so you can still be sober enough to know whats happening
Ian Sit when I saw this I thought that you created that yourself but then I watched further on and listened to Courtney sing and understand so... Lol😅😆😂
I started laughing more at the "Thomas Jefferson" part because that was the name of my elementary school and had a feeling that's where it was going. lol!
The worlds out of love I'm so freakin lonely The man that I love is tweeeelve Here I go on my own I can't make it alone I'm left crying in the car by myseeeeelf
Who else gets the reference “kiss me you fool” it’s a reference to an old vid where Ian gets turned into a girl and he says “shut up and kiss me already” the video was “magic keyboard”
julian haenen I mean Russia has the thoughtest elementary schools from Europe and look at them theyre usually 99% retarded. Dont be so harsh on the yankees
When Noah’s character (Steve) said “Thomas Jefferson” my heart skipped a beat because there’s a Thomas Jefferson High School where I live. I know nobody cares but what the heck ya know?
“The man that I love is tweeelllvvveee”
*The FBI* wants to know your location.
Lets like this so someone in FBI can actually see it
Technically he's fourteeeeen now
GoldenTanuki717 actually hes 16 now
Acorn Walnut I did my math wrong
GoldenTanuki717 don’t worry, happens to the best of us.
“Call me in six years”
Me: I’m still waiting for that to be accurate.
"call me in six years" Please make another one in 6 years
Jordan Thompson 3 years to go
see ya in 3 years
Just 3 years to go
Well Steve died in Every Ex Ever soo
Considering it is almost 2020 and this was made in 2016, there is not much longer to wait lol
Noah: “can u drive me home”
Courtney: takes a sip of wine
Yet still drives him home
I noticed that TOO! lol
BUT……..… it COULD be a NON-ALCOHOLIC wine………..? Idk? 🤣
LOL my mom does that all the time, one sip doesn't really affect experienced drinkers
Ya do know you can drink before driving, although it has to be an responsible amount like 1 drink so you can still be sober enough to know whats happening
Who’s waiting for 2022 for Steve to call her for their date
Steve died; in every ex ever.
Conrad Carrillo
oh yeah whoops
@@connorcarrillo1139 no it’s gavin not Steve
GREETINGS FROM THE YEAR 2022! lol has he called her YET? 🤣 lol
it is time.
this happened to me today :
1. woke up
2.won the lottery
3. bought 3 lambos
actually the right order is 2,3,1
+Verneri Kero Nice one ;D
Hahahaha that's awesome
+Verneri Kero rip dreams:D
+Verneri Kero Lucid dream?
:D
The "steve" part is my favourite!
Lol when shayne says no me I looove fatties lol!
Why the exclamation mark i dont understand
He’s almost old enough
Only one more year and steve will be 18
The profile is just a shirtless Ash Ketchum
2:46 omg how he walks! 🤣🤣
?Anonymous ASMR? XD
2:17 Shane disappears behind the counter XD
evaaa omg that is everything
It’s so funny and I was about to comment about it
😂
Funny guy 😂😂
HE WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU.
2:17 look at Shayne in the background going down lol 😂
*"WAIT, You like breathing too?!?!??!"* 😂😂😂
THIS WAS SO FUNNY SDJFF
+Benjamin Bigger loved this video 😂😂😂
SO FUNNY 😂😂😂
+Benjamin Bigger 69th like ;)
Sdjff = so damn joke fuck fuck
***** why
2:15 to 2:19 LOOK AT SHANE 😂😂😂
2:20 Olivia is feeding Anthony in the backround 😂😂😂
Ayah A ik😂
Aw that's so cute tho
I noticed the Shayne one and I was howling laughing😂
"Thanks for the ride home. Sorry I'm 12"
>dead
call me in six years
+Juanexor Esc omg i love ur profile pic of axel
"Call me in 6 years" I DIED
+Lunar Pugs no u didn't because it wasn't funny
+Michael Werner that doesn't work dude
“Call me in six years?”
“Of course babe”
**sad music comes on**
Me: That’s one bootiful song
That is an epic rendition of Air Supply's All Out Of Love. Great song.
Bruh
**6 years later
you got it* babe
"SYKE!!! I AM GAY AND IM JUST A DOUCHEBAG." my life story.
Same
hey guys it is spelt 'psych'
Gamer Girl Not really
hey guys how could you ever let go of a good gay. They are SO hard to findddd!
hey guys same
2:52 "Not me, I love fatties". 😂😂😂 Hilarious.
The song at the end is really sung by Courtney 😂😂
My nickname is [bat] ya think Sherlock 😑
@@harperk1877 lMaO
Yah duh
Really now
I know already Sherlock dipshit
Olivia is feeding Anthony in the background of 2:20. Anlivia!
DoubleVy oml I see it!!!😂😂😂
@@peterploppa5293 what does oml stand for? Oh my livia
@@malikayoub5333 it means oh my lord
My name is Olivia:/
DoubleVy lol 😂
i laughed so hard at 2:18 when that guy went under the desk in the backr
background*
That guy u mean shayne lol
+Netsushi P me too xD
2:16 what is Shane doing in the background
Tony And Gabe Like Noodles Lol
He's an employee
Wait. . .
He is in a elivator
I was gonna say the same thing he just randomly went down awkwardly
Courtney:ummm this going to sound weird but do you like water?
Shane:YES! I can't live without it
You have champagne right next to you🤔
Derp Derp well Jesus turned water to wine
Then he likes both.
You literally CANT live without water.
Derp Derp oooooooooo
I think it was apple juice actually 😂
The world's out of love
I'm so freaking lonely
The man that I loved is 12
Here I go on my own
I can't make it alone
I be crying in the car by myself
Hi
you need a hug.
-hugs-
Dont cry.
Ian Sit *ugly crying in the car by myself
Ian Sit I read this when it literally just started playing 😂
Ian Sit when I saw this I thought that you created that yourself but then I watched further on and listened to Courtney sing and understand so... Lol😅😆😂
3:07 THOMAS JEFFERSONS COMING HOOOMMMMMMMEEEEEE LORD HE’S OFF IN PARIS FOR SOOO LONGGGGGGGG!!!
France is following us to revolution there is no more status quo 😏
And the sun comes up and the world still spins
I'm gonna skip a few lines
THOMAS WE ARE ENGAGED IN A BATTLE FOR OUR NATIONS VERY SOOO can you get us out of the mess were in
I've never been on a date... Is this how they usually go?....
Maaybe
+Courtney Miller
Tinder dates, yes.
Actual dates, no.
+TheRebelAE
I think the "phones" complaint isn't really a problem. I've never met someone rude enough to use their phone on a first date (yet).
haha really
+Smоsh faker
I set my calendar for Steve's reunion with his love.
Edit: TODAY'S THE DAY
Only another 5 years or so to go
Thx
They better do it. It'll be the best thing ever
2:18, did anyone see the waiter just go down?
No?
Thats shayne lol
yeah
Yes
Lol didn't see that thanks for telling me tho
THE WORLDS OUT OF LOVE
IM SO FRICKIN LONELY
THE MAN THAT I LOVE IS TWEEELVEE
HERE I GO ON MY OWN
I CANT MAKE IT ALONE
UGLY CRYING IN THE CAR BY MYSELF
*mood.*
2:15-2:18 look at the background Wth
Sky the Graalian i just saw that hahahahahhahah
Sky the Graalian I see what you are saying
Sky the Graalian omfg I'm dying XD
Why is he doing the robot??
JinyoungThePotato that was hilarious 😂
I started laughing more at the "Thomas Jefferson" part because that was the name of my elementary school and had a feeling that's where it was going. lol!
Melanie King
Wait, do you live in north park?
2:18 Hahahahaha the guy in the background 😂😂😂
his name is shayne
jesus he has a name 😂
+Bruce Zhao Shane topp
yeah i saw that
I was about to comment this 😂😂
4:21 It’s been more than 6 years! I need an update!
Can someone please tell me how to get a date first?
No
+Catherine Zheng They have a video for that.
+Catherine Zheng lol sure, don't use pick-up lines
Tinder
You need money for a date
Every feminist ever
Every politician ever
Every 12 year old ever
Every anime ever
Every parent ever
Every college ever
Every social media ever
EVERY ANIME EVER
+Shadow_Blitz_Gaming34 they said in a 2013 video they wouldn't do that 😢
+Cupcake Time Dangit I have a question do you like water?
+Cupcake Time They also said they'd never play minecraft
Every "Every [blank] Ever" Ever, or is it too soon?
I would pay to go on a date with Keith, he seems like such a chill and cool dude.
When you find out that the Steve skit continues in Every EX ever
Shayne looks nice in plaid.
When I saw Anthony I was like AAAAAAAAH!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
The worlds out of love
I'm so freakin lonely
The man that I love is tweeeelve
Here I go on my own
I can't make it alone
I'm left crying in the car by myseeeeelf
You forgot steeeeeeve
Arceus Lord of Creation
My face song
Arceus Lord of Creation
Arceus Lord of Creation all out of love
What a bold move for youtube to recommend me this.
Like someone would be interested in me and wanting to go to a date with me.
Fml.
2:15 Did anyone else notice ....
Noticed what?
They both say boyfriend
+pianofani The guy says "Can I be your boyfriend" and the girl says "I have a boyfriend"
Look in the background for the next few seconds
The idea was that the guy in the background acted like a robot.
What the heck happened to SHUT UP!
It was so effective in waking me up....
They don't do the shut up thing in the every blank ever videos.
Oh
+Shayne August probably my favorite quote from Sean 😂😂
I DUNOO
+Shayne August jacksepticye*
2:17 **look at the background** xD
thanks for pointing that out! I would have never found it on my own.
I don't get it
Alec Dragon No problem :P
mp3peralta look at the person in the background
lol
1:30 how people date during quarantine
Every Middle School Relationship Ever
*?
yes
No
Definitely
Hatsukoi Monster did it :)
Did ANYONE ELSE NOTICE SHAYNE IN THE BACKGROUND AS THE WAITER BECAUSE I JUST FELL OFF MY BED
At 2:17 Shane in the back just ducked behind the counter
Masoon 😂😂😂😂
Who else gets the reference “kiss me you fool” it’s a reference to an old vid where Ian gets turned into a girl and he says “shut up and kiss me already” the video was “magic keyboard”
I remember that
The first date is January 1st.
It is
+Senpai Yandere-chan might be hiding somewhere in the video ....
+Mr Chicken 0_0 RLY?
+RyanHolmes nope its december 25
10/10-9Gag
DO EVERY MEME EVER
:D
Yes!!!
Omg Yes Yes Yes!
+Chikilauti The dankest of the dank
share a coke with someone nice (insert hitler here) unless ur a jew
Smosh is awesome
True
Wrong
SMOSH IS AMAZING !!!
semicolon
+Smоsh you're fake ones aren't you
+Smоsh fake smosh
+Smоsh fuk off
4:20 he's legal now
Every early guy ever
FIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
no your not
+Minecraft Miner it's a joke dumbass
"I'm in the 'under 301th viewers club'!"
congrats
+Smоsh fake smosh
Why does that 12 year old have better luck than me....
Right
Because your ugly as fuck
+Kasper Van 't Klooster You're
+Kasper Van 't Klooster I know you're ugly as fuck
There's a dude in God dam penguin land getting better luck than you
First date? Guess I'll never have one myself, ever.
You're not the only one
Still waiting for my first date.
Still waiting for my first girlfriend to forgive me.
The voices never go away.
Well, i guess, in our case, it's "every first date, never".
twoflouers True
0:15 (captions ) GASPING INTENSIFIES!!!
Call me in six years?
U got it babe
2:20 the cook just sunk down behind the counter 😂😂
|-/
|-/
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+Caleb Royster +iiQuirkii |-/
+Akua Boatmaa +Iona Stoddart |-/
Lol Ian looked hilarious
He looked very nerdy. Even talks like one.
+XpertGam3r Are you seriously going to be that guy? You can imply what they meant
+XpertGam3r every anime ever
2:15 look at shane in the back ground 😂😂
Y'all should do a every rich kid ever
Yes!!!
YAS
"Sorry I'm 12"
4:07 that mail box brings back memories
1:33. This is basically quarantine dates.
Did Courtney say Ash Ketchum? @2:26
She said the profile pic was a shirtless Ash Ketchum
Lol that's Ash from Pokemon
Ryan Witwicki Faddegon nah it's ash from a furnace
+Panther Of Shadow nah it's my grandfather's ashes
Freshly Squeezed Orange FSO 😿😱😰😢😥
Who would go onto a blind date? Blind people maybe.
Ba dum tsssss
Made my day!
+Flaming Curse You sir just took my laughter
TheDiamondStar It's mine now :)
😂
3:40 It's Kwebbelkop!
no he isnt its smosh friend
Marios The Greek TH-camr I was kidding but it does look like him
the first time I saw him I thought it was kwebs
+Frag Bomb It's Noah
TrikStar Gaming I KNOW BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HIM!!!!
2:18 SHAYNE IS HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!😂
Look at him at the background!😂
"See you in six years" that line broke me
Do you like water?
Yes
I need it to survive
OMG me too!
😂😂😂😂😂
Do A truth or dare video
who smosh?
2:17 look at the chef😂
It's a waiter
**shayne**
4:23 did any one notice the seat belt holder thingy next to his head 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did anyone see Shane bobbing down at 2:17? XD
Okay... was Anthony trying to F*CK a birdhouse in that long distance relationship scene? WTF! XD
lol. I thought I was the only one that noticed!
Because it wasnt obvious
wow fucking edgy!
+Smоsh Go to hell
Lol
THE HECK IS SHAYNE DOING AT 2:14?
Jaw Hiram standing there like a idiot and acting like a robot
Jaw Hiram OMG HAHAHHA I just noticed that😂
Good old Shayne a total strange guy XD
Idk
Hackram it's 2:19 and idk
it’s been 6 years, where is it? we need it lmao
I love how Shane is just always in the background doing something funny
Every 6 year old ever
I am 3 and i am offended
Playing call of duty with a mic ://////
I was just recently bored and I find this offensive. and ###$# @$##@@ $$**$*
Do you have games on yo phone? ???
+Thomas Campbell born*
EVER BLIND DATE EVER!
+godonlyknows13 It's different, shush lol.
+godonlyknows13 You're really commenting on your on comment...
2:15 the bar tender is having a fun day stuck in the elevator
3:10 Thomas Jefferson is a high school and the 3rd best in the U.S
I go to Thomas Jefferson Middle School
So like pretty average one in the world?
3rd best in us is like 666th best in europe
julian haenen
I mean Russia has the thoughtest elementary schools from Europe and look at them theyre usually 99% retarded. Dont be so harsh on the yankees
Bala Challa in my city there's a Thomas Jefferson middle school
4:30 was that supposed to be a parody of big ?
When Noah’s character (Steve) said “Thomas Jefferson” my heart skipped a beat because there’s a Thomas Jefferson High School where I live. I know nobody cares but what the heck ya know?
Lol 2:17 where Shane just ducks down in the background. I cracked up so hard
It’s been 6 years now
2:15
What is Shayne doing?😂🤣😂
Best way to end a video, why... Of course something iLLeGaL
come next year middle school man is 18
i better get an update on this
The man that i love is 12
There's a Thomas Jefferson middle school in my town holy crap
+slicedGabe Look aut for Noah!
There's multiple arent there?
+Your Own Personal Cheesus don't you mean Steve? 😂
Same. I live right next to it
Sammnme
2:19 LOL THE BACKGROUND
Its ONLY 2 years left until they can BE ON A ZOOM CALL
2:18
Shayne the chef disappears behind the counter.
Actually Fiji is a country and Fuji is a mountain
Andrew Readman it’s a joke. I’m Fijian and found it hilarious.
You must be SOO fun at parties
@@ethanthegamingguy4974 boci
Andy Readman
Thank you!
Do you believe in the fiji mermaid
we need an every second date ever when Steve is older lol
Steve died in every ex ever
@@Villageram1243 oh god I never made the connection that it was them in every ex ever
call me in 6 years?
me at 12: You got it babe.
This one escalates to every GF ever and every BF ever which escalates to every ex ever.
I'm expecting a follow-up video in six years.
my first date: **has never happened**
me to
Cmon i have been waiting for 6 years
4:29-4:47
Owww-HO-HO-HO-HO-HA-HO-Ho..
HO-Ho-Owww-HO...
Oww-Ho...Owwww-ho-ho-ho-ho...
HO-HO...
+Senpai Senpai~
+Senpai Notice me
Haruko-Senpai hi haroko. *smiles
Austin thompkins h-hi..? *smiles
Senpai YAY, NOW LOVE ME BITCH!