@@LegendaryDarkKnight602 Insect species which have a vagina (some of them jsut get their exoskeleton punctured any old place), it's located on the end of the abdomen next to the anus, much like with mammals. It functions much the same, save that the female can open or close it at will and its a horizontal rather than vertical arrangement. You could have just googled this if you wanted to know, BTW.
@@promeneuzivotu117 So you know that joke’s pretty fucked up, right? Mark was traumatized after what Anissa did to him, he couldn’t even have sex with Eve for a while afterwards. And no, it’s not because the pussy was “that good”. It’s because he was raped, plain and simple.
I send that to my body builder budy and he absolutely loves it (he is also one of the nicest people and don't know this show so it's hilarious to me that he likes that :-£ )
The best part about Kregg wanting to visit Mr Krabs is that they are voiced by the same person. So really, Kregg could very well visit Mr Krabs as many times as he wants.
"Hello, my name is Omni Man and i'm a traveling improv actor. Here, let me give you a demonstration. I will be a drunken sailor, and you a bunch of baby seals!"
@retsaMinnavoiG i wish i could reply with a quote from dbza, but the only frieza quote that comes to my mind now is “shut up monkey" and i'm pretty sure my odds of using it without being heavily misunderstood by whoever doesn't know the series are below zero
"Screw the world, I have MUSCLES" - Omni-Man 2024 edit: thx for 166 likes🍷 edit: thx for 167 likes🍷 edit: thx for 191 likes🍷 edit: thx for 194 likes🍷 edit: thx for 197 likes🍷 edit: This is dumb, I’ll stop now.
The worst part is that the shortages part is true. Currently, we produce over twice the amount of food needed to feed our current global population, but it wouldn't yield profits to feed people regardless of their ability to purchase food
It would only be mass deficit not because of distributing the food bur all the other costs in additional logistics to places that are very far. Refrigeration is energy intensive and shipping is costly and cumbersome
@CaseyC-bg4bb I mean, the UN says we produce enough food to feed our current population and then some (3.7 billion metric tons are needed, 4 are produced) and of that food 1.3 billion metric tons, a third of it, goes to waste due to poor management, poor distribution and, paramount above those, by food companies throwing away or destroying the product that can't be sold in time to avoid satisfying demand for their product for free. You can check the UN's Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO)'s reports on the matter. Provided you trust the UN, it's all the rage to ignore their institutions these days when it comes to crimes against humanity
We overproduce food because we waste a lot of it at every step, especially on the consumer end. People massively underestimate their food waste, studies show. It's not a billionaire globalist conspiracy, just apathy.
@@beansworth5694 I'm saying it gets to a point where it's not just "not profitable" but you'll be guaranteed to simply not have any value to pay people working to make the logistics work. Ships crews, pilots, engineers, logisticians and many many more. People won't work for free and if you can't afford to pay them they'll leave for greener pastures. Say you're a government giving aid to a country that's not your own; then the inputs of that aid effort will be taken directly from what that government would typically be giving to its own people, and so a growing portion of their own people are neglected in favour of people outside of their jurisdiction. Not only that but it costs exponentially more in foreign aid at that point than just giving to your own people. then your own people get ideas of replacing you with a different leadership/government that will fix their own local problems, ignoring the starving and destitute abroad in some far-flung dictatorship. If you're going to pull an international aid effort on such a scale you need to sell the idea to your own people and convince them against their own interest that helping others they never interact with and probably never will that the tax the government bleeds them for should be poured abroad with their own not seeing a single cent. Human nature is best described by the airline oxygen mask policy: "put your own mask on first so that you may not pass out trying to put a mask on the person sitting beside you"
After watching the series this is a pretty legit abridged version of the series. I'm impressed. To be fair it felt like a lot of season 1 & 2 had filler, they were telling me a lot about different things I didn't care about. I really hope that they focus in on season 3 a little better. It's like they dangle these huge revelations in our faces and then shift to something else and I don't really appreciate it.
6:04 "You're getting me a girlfriend?" "We can go to the pet store later." This will forevever be the best line in this video. I dont know why, but Omni 's referring to his partners as pets is oddly funny. Oh, and his weird obsession with bugs. But like, he literally married a freaking grasshopper.
“Omni-Man Married A Bug” When Mark said that they wouldn’t stop staring at him, it would’ve been funny if Nolan said, “They’re bugs Mark bugs! Bugs don’t have any eyelids Mark!”
This is the new canon.
This is the original scripts 😂
Yes
It is in my mind!
Multiverse means it technically is somewhere🤷♂️
@@Popcornkernal29 fr
"Crime is like sex, Mark. You have to keep things spicy."
I need a cold shower after hearing that.
But he isn't wrong though...
Patrick Bateman approves🤣🤣🤣
8:59
"We can go to the Pet Store later" will always have me laughing like an idiot 😂
Did a spit take on tht one and now my nose has pneumonia
killed me as well, damn, this is a burn even if he DIDNT mean a human
It's the dog noises for me, caught me off guard the first time
I just saw your comment just as he was saying that.
OmniMan is by far the only father I fear. Straight up nightmare fuel.
"homophobia is wrong" into "homosexuals make me angry" later on is funny
He also called War Woman a homophobic slur😂
changed heart
And then even later he loves be choked by men and is very insecure about it lol
Viltrimite: How long have you been like this?
Did Earth do this to you? ☠️
"I feel angry when she talks"😂
"You think apples grow on trees mark"-Omni man 2024
That kaiba moment
Lmao
The fact that Nolan calls Princess Atta by name shows just how much he cares for her, compared to his "pet."
Where did he put it?
The sheer logistics of it all is baffling.
@@LegendaryDarkKnight602 Insect species which have a vagina (some of them jsut get their exoskeleton punctured any old place), it's located on the end of the abdomen next to the anus, much like with mammals. It functions much the same, save that the female can open or close it at will and its a horizontal rather than vertical arrangement. You could have just googled this if you wanted to know, BTW.
@@MeepChangeling Excellent answer but I wasn't asking a question, just quoting the black Viltrimite.
"Get him Debbie!" "Woof! Woof!"💀💀💀
Mark:There is not a single thing you can say to convince me!
Anissa:I will be your girlfriend.
Mark: **instantly turns in to Sinister Mark**
@@promeneuzivotu117 me fr
@@promeneuzivotu117Does he know?
@@That_Scubs mauby.
@@promeneuzivotu117 So you know that joke’s pretty fucked up, right? Mark was traumatized after what Anissa did to him, he couldn’t even have sex with Eve for a while afterwards. And no, it’s not because the pussy was “that good”. It’s because he was raped, plain and simple.
“Red Rush is a seasonal superhero.” Love that SolidJJ reference.
"You hit like a train!"
"Excellent idea, Mark"
"What?"
We'll pick this up in 7 more episodes.
Debbie barking is my favorite bit and never fails to make me laugh
"if you join the viltrim empire ill be your girlfriend" 😂😂😂
best ending ever
I might just fold
Greater good tomboy gf in exchange for a planet that is going to hate me anyway is a sweet deal
He might just be in it for the viltrussy, but if it works....
@@mister_needles *The avengers look at you in disappointment*
"They taught me to fly"
"Flying is cool"
"And to punch!"
"Punching is cool"
"And fuck"
"I heard cool things"
lmao
"I cracked him open like a can of Pepsi Mark."
Dawg, I can't 😭. He even singled out Mark when describing his killings 💀
"I was thirsty"
“Ask your mother”💀😭
"ask your girlfriend"
I mean... He ain't wrong
“You took my gun”
“You can have it back”🤣🤣🤣🤣
14:22 “I don’t kill people! I let gravity do the killing!”-Batman probably
Given the presence of Invincible's multiverse, all these videos are likely canon in some universe.
My man, humor and videos like this are a once in a lifetime experience.
Thank you, I really appreciate it! Glad you enjoyed them.
“It’s time to become a man, son”
“You’re getting me a girlfriend?”
“We can go to the pet store later”
Gold.
“Clearly you haven’t seen my search history” 😂💀☠️
"when a man and a bug love eachother very much, the man inserts his FOOT INTO YOUR SPINE!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Screw the world I have muscles" 💀.
"Screw the rules I have money!"
I send that to my body builder budy and he absolutely loves it (he is also one of the nicest people and don't know this show so it's hilarious to me that he likes that :-£ )
“I hate this timeline”
“Btw fish faces wife is single now”
“I love this timeline”
Only two things in the world smells like fish.
this canonically happened since theres an infinite number of verses
This particular version of omni man is such a big freak that even joker would be terrified of him.
“Id like to meet mister krabs”
Said the guy who voices mr krabs
He's going to Diddy Mr. Krabs and will be eating Krab legs later.
The best part about Kregg wanting to visit Mr Krabs is that they are voiced by the same person. So really, Kregg could very well visit Mr Krabs as many times as he wants.
Just tell him to "go fuck yourself" and be done with it.
Since the multiverse is confirmed to exist in Invincible, this is confirmed to be canon.
With the multiverse of Invincible, this is canon.
Seeing how our Prime Mark is the only good variant for some reason I'd say you are absolutely correct.
@@BlossomPathOnStage15 he's not the only good one, he's just one of the good ones that Omni-Man didn't kill
I love that at around 1:55 he says to like and follow, and youtube made the like button flashie.
Fr
Had the same thought
"OH my god he killed lenny, you bastards"😂😂😂
It's okay! We'll see Lenny next week once he respawns.
*YOU OWE ME A NEW WALL, DONALD.*
The wall is the real victim in all this
“Cracked him open like a can of Pepsi, son.”
17:44
"I need an adult"😰
"I AM AN ADULT" 💀
Hah team four star reference😂❤
"At least Superman doesn't have a mustache."
"But at what cost, Mark?"
Perfect😂
At any cost.
27:08 never thought id hear an omni man impression do that lmfao
"White is every color mark"
I love that line!
Mark throws punch,
OMNI-MAN: (casually dodges punch)" Great job Mark, stretch those squishy noodles"
"Cower beneath your new overlords, humans!"
Bro seriously was that desperate
“Racism? You clearly haven’t seen my search history” 2:20 💀💀💀💀
"We'll go to the pet store later"
😂 freaking KEK
I like how UndeadHumour kept some of the quotes from the real series since they were just so good to not remove.
"Hello, my name is Omni Man and i'm a traveling improv actor. Here, let me give you a demonstration. I will be a drunken sailor, and you a bunch of baby seals!"
That you frieza?
@retsaMinnavoiG i wish i could reply with a quote from dbza, but the only frieza quote that comes to my mind now is “shut up monkey" and i'm pretty sure my odds of using it without being heavily misunderstood by whoever doesn't know the series are below zero
Wait, if Omni man's wife is a pet to him, and he made a child with his wife, does that mean that he is a fur-
*Oh no*
Just like the eldar.
Omni-man spitting giant wheel of cheese...
“Someone who killed the guardians says what
“What?” Omni man 2024
I kind of preferred the AI voices but it's still funny
Pretty sure this is AI
@@alexthedemon2203 nah its not look at 27:04
@@Elric52Most of it was ai but stopped towards the end
Cracks me up every time Omni-man's pet makes dog noises 😂
In this version, Omniman has that Yujiro Hanma levels of, "I could literally do anything, and no one will stop me."
Bro when omni man said you get zero bit- *ad plays*
THAT TIMING WAS CLEAN
"They were my weak useless friends" I've never seen him so emotional😂
16:25 "DEBBIE IS A VERY GOOD DOG" 💀
Non-consenial crash has so much unforseen foreshadowing.
22:22 Bro is insane 😂💀
27:10 Did his voice change? Also each Viltrumite having a weird kink is hilarious, why does bro like Crabs 😂
Bro, mark is next
The voice actor for that Viltrumite did the voice of Mr. Krabs from Spongebob.
3:05 I just know you used this quote from "Who's the leader of the justice league".
Batman : "and you flash, you're a seasonal superhero" Kudos
"At least superman does not have a mustache. But at what cost Mark? What cost ?" 24 Million dollars
I’m waiting for a love piece like DBZ Abridged to come up one day, I’d honestly pay good money to see something like it
Man mark never ceases to have bad takes, first hating bug sex and now saying crash 3 is the best?? This man is insane!
Thats comic accurate
Thanks, I am now convinced that Nolan and Debbie are into piss play.
"Screw the world, I have MUSCLES" - Omni-Man 2024
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edit: thx for 167 likes🍷
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edit: This is dumb, I’ll stop now.
I will remember this as actual events by the time season 3 comes out
This is what not having a season 3 does to a man
Can i get a GF now dad?
Dad : No we can go to the pet store later ☠️😂🤣
" Once You Go Bug, you're Never Gonna Shrug " This TOOK ME TF OUT LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Have mercy on us Mr president
"Im a godly vending machine"
"I need an adult"
"I am an adult"
😂😂😂
I laughed myself to tears this entire video 😂😂😂😂😂
The darkblood one reminds me of the whole death note debacle
All those references to bugs are hot.
gotta go
Letting out his inner Jameson.
This is not what I expected, but I realize now that it is what I needed. Bless you, funny man. ❤
I love this timeline, the kinks are a little much but it’s funny af
The worst part is that the shortages part is true. Currently, we produce over twice the amount of food needed to feed our current global population, but it wouldn't yield profits to feed people regardless of their ability to purchase food
It would only be mass deficit not because of distributing the food bur all the other costs in additional logistics to places that are very far. Refrigeration is energy intensive and shipping is costly and cumbersome
@CaseyC-bg4bb I mean, the UN says we produce enough food to feed our current population and then some (3.7 billion metric tons are needed, 4 are produced) and of that food 1.3 billion metric tons, a third of it, goes to waste due to poor management, poor distribution and, paramount above those, by food companies throwing away or destroying the product that can't be sold in time to avoid satisfying demand for their product for free.
You can check the UN's Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO)'s reports on the matter. Provided you trust the UN, it's all the rage to ignore their institutions these days when it comes to crimes against humanity
@@RavenFlight413 A deficit in profit, sure. But why are you saying that like it's an excuse to let people starve?
We overproduce food because we waste a lot of it at every step, especially on the consumer end. People massively underestimate their food waste, studies show. It's not a billionaire globalist conspiracy, just apathy.
@@beansworth5694 I'm saying it gets to a point where it's not just "not profitable" but you'll be guaranteed to simply not have any value to pay people working to make the logistics work. Ships crews, pilots, engineers, logisticians and many many more. People won't work for free and if you can't afford to pay them they'll leave for greener pastures.
Say you're a government giving aid to a country that's not your own; then the inputs of that aid effort will be taken directly from what that government would typically be giving to its own people, and so a growing portion of their own people are neglected in favour of people outside of their jurisdiction. Not only that but it costs exponentially more in foreign aid at that point than just giving to your own people. then your own people get ideas of replacing you with a different leadership/government that will fix their own local problems, ignoring the starving and destitute abroad in some far-flung dictatorship. If you're going to pull an international aid effort on such a scale you need to sell the idea to your own people and convince them against their own interest that helping others they never interact with and probably never will that the tax the government bleeds them for should be poured abroad with their own not seeing a single cent.
Human nature is best described by the airline oxygen mask policy: "put your own mask on first so that you may not pass out trying to put a mask on the person sitting beside you"
-You're getting me a girlfriend?
-We can go to the pet store later.
That's WAY funnier than it should be 🤣
I can't believe the like button actually lit up when Omniman said "don't forget to like and share" this is absolutely hilarious.
I'll never get sick of watching these.
You'll be hearing from my lawyer for this video breaking my ribs from laughing for 30 minutes straight
The like button glowing when Nolan said "please like and favorite this eulogy" sent me
I understand Omni-Man's reasoning after the McPlant. I too would blow up the planet.
Your video got me to watch the series, which I had avoided up until that point. Pretty good series.
After watching the series this is a pretty legit abridged version of the series. I'm impressed. To be fair it felt like a lot of season 1 & 2 had filler, they were telling me a lot about different things I didn't care about. I really hope that they focus in on season 3 a little better. It's like they dangle these huge revelations in our faces and then shift to something else and I don't really appreciate it.
Mark hurting his dad's feelings by gassing Immortal's drip took me tf out😂
Remember it was funny then until Omni-man no longer sounds like Omni-man just like the justices league
You know comparing omniman to zeus actually makes sense especially with the wife thing
"Screw the rules I've money"
No wait wrong video
6:04
"You're getting me a girlfriend?"
"We can go to the pet store later."
This will forevever be the best line in this video. I dont know why, but Omni 's referring to his partners as pets is oddly funny. Oh, and his weird obsession with bugs. But like, he literally married a freaking grasshopper.
I've watched this several times. And the "did you really think I'd lose to a ginger viltrumite?" makes me laugh the hardest.
9:28 This is the most wholesome conversation they ever had
nice yugioh abridged reference
I love that they replicate almost all the voices from the netflix anime itself 😂❤️
Bro his bug fetish is like a addiction withdrawals hit em as soon as he try’s to stop 💀
“Do you know this ginger-haired monk?”
“I think it’s Amber?”
“I’m Eve!”
“I feel angry when she talks.”
“Definitely Amber.”
That was the best TH-cam sponsor bit I’ve seen. So natural I’ve barely notice
I love having all these videos in one!
I will never not chuckle at "War Dyke" im dead
She died facing the ground and the sky
This humour is so Lamas With Hats, and I love it.
"Orange you glad i didn't say banana." The rush of nostalgia I just got🤯
Wait this is abridged? I thought this was the official and only version of the show, what’s the actual version like?
Damn it 😂.
“That would involve uncrossing my arms” 😂😂😂😂 bro I’m stealing that.
23:30 I laugh how he says do you
This timeline is insanely good.
“Omni-Man Married A Bug” When Mark said that they wouldn’t stop staring at him, it would’ve been funny if Nolan said, “They’re bugs Mark bugs! Bugs don’t have any eyelids Mark!”