This is a compilation of X-Men videos! 00:00 - The X-Men Get Groomed 02:00 - Magneto's Final Solution 04:42 - The X-Men Get Seduced Again 06:39 - The X-Men Get Seduced Once Again 09:36 - Wolverine vs Cyclops 11:34 - The X-Men Are Defeated 13:47 - The X-Men's Final Mission 15:54 - Magneto Robs A Bank 18:08 - Professor X Buys A Gun 20:37 - The X-Men Get Sued
What the fuck did Trump have to do with *_literally anything_* in this video? Christ you people can't stop with the politics even when it's got nothing to do with it! You're just as pathetic as those Trumpers who can't shut up about him when he has nothing to do with the topic!
Well, after we found out his real origin story he's never getting used again in any media meant for normie consumption. So he'll see less use then beak, eyeball lad, or the girl who poops ice cream
@@deadpooldan9862 It's because Magneto is cringe. Wolverine/Logan is based. Thus, he is allowed to be a little creepy. Thems the rules, I didn't make them. 🤷🏾♂
Crazy thing is, Sinister has basically been stalking scott since he was an orphan. He ran the orphanage, and also made a clone of himself to be scott's friend while spying for sinister.
Wolverine going from disgust to pretty much siding with magneto and actually being worse than him is fucking Hilarious also the disrespect to night crawler kitty pride and jubilee is insane
Magneto and those tiers just got the easy to use abilities, the rest are all C tier for not knowing what they are capable of or working on it to no be so out of tune with their harder to use abilities.
The whiplash i got from how there is no indication when the next video starts like we went from magneto grooming to final solution to maddy pryor funny as hell lol
Magneto: Do you know how cool my damn kids are? Me: Your kids performed incest in another universe. And Logan was watching them! Scott, Beast and Magneto: 😱 Logan: To be fair, Scarlett Witch is extremely- Magneto: Do you want another Adamantium transfusion...? 😡
Magneto makes a damn good argument. People his age don't look like Rogue. Unless they are some immortal from another realm. Which I guess they do have in their universe.😅 But visitation is hard unless you know how to cast portal spells.
@@novisstulus4631 basically every super in existence has some point or another they do something stupidly godlike then after that arc is over it never really seems to happen again
I want Charles to program something to translate Gambit's french to english, and the program doesn't understand him either since he's not actually speaking french.
Feige, watching this and rubbing his hands maniacally: "I'm about to make a name for myself over here." *Types furiously before slamming his finger on enter.* Several minutes later, across TH-cam: *Banned TH-camr Noises Intensifies*
Professor X (on the lasso of truth): I just wanted to hang on an island, hawking wanted to teach, and Jackson was at a concert!!! WE ALL THOUGHT THOSE KIDS WERE ON VACATION TOO!!!!
@@DinoRicky "I didn't know I would be playing COD with a bunch of 13-year Venezuelan girls"-Donald from AI Presidents Chats in the video where they rank alien waifus
00:00-So Magneto is basically Makima from Chainsaw Man 9:36-Is there going to be another video called Gambit x Magneto or Jean Grey vs Goblin Queen? 11:34-I wonder what the Sentinel has to say about Nightcrawler, Gambit, Shadowcat, Sunspot and Colossus. 18:08-Well Xavier’s gun is more of a blaster seeing it usually fires lasers. But then I noticed that German Soldier in Nightcrawler’s episode in Season 4 of X-Men 92 was carrying a blaster instead of a rifle.
Very well written and performed! I love that the SENTINEL, instead of fighting, gasses and psychologically destroys its opponents. Interesting take. LOL!
In fairness to Cyclops, for some reason the kids he makes with Jean Grey and/or Madelyn Pryor are like super based mega good destiny God kids for comic book reasons
What I like about this channel is not just the humor but he is obviously either a long term fan of the lore or did his home work as he understands the characters and is perfectly applied to the jokes 😆
This is a compilation of X-Men videos!
00:00 - The X-Men Get Groomed
02:00 - Magneto's Final Solution
04:42 - The X-Men Get Seduced Again
06:39 - The X-Men Get Seduced Once Again
09:36 - Wolverine vs Cyclops
11:34 - The X-Men Are Defeated
13:47 - The X-Men's Final Mission
15:54 - Magneto Robs A Bank
18:08 - Professor X Buys A Gun
20:37 - The X-Men Get Sued
you X-men videos are my favourite
Magneto's Final Solution is killing me, lol
Well. . He probably wants to literally but I meant figuratively, with laughter
Bro for a good portion of the video I thought this was one chaotic story.
What the fuck did Trump have to do with *_literally anything_* in this video? Christ you people can't stop with the politics even when it's got nothing to do with it! You're just as pathetic as those Trumpers who can't shut up about him when he has nothing to do with the topic!
This requires TH-cam to install another Like button. Also - from a fan - seek help. >_
This version of Magneto is unredeemably evil.
He called Nightcrawler a C Lister!
He always did seem out of place in x men evolution like a shoe horned in part of the story.
@GeninGeo don't insult nightcrawler he Is amzing
Well, after we found out his real origin story he's never getting used again in any media meant for normie consumption.
So he'll see less use then beak, eyeball lad, or the girl who poops ice cream
@incognit01233 do you mean mystique being his dad? I don't think that will be enough to stop people from using him but I gwt your point
irredeemably
I'm starting to understand why people hate Mutants.....
Me too
I love them even more than I did before. Which is something words can't even describe.
Invest in sentinels. To guard our future
@@theomnissiah-9120 NOOOO!
To quote spiderman
People don't hate you because you're mutant they hate you because your guys suck
I’d be insane too if Rogue existed for completely professional reasons
Smash,next question
You'd die tho @@Sky2023-uf3ip
@Sky2023-uf3ip but yea I'd smash 🤝🏾
@@Sky2023-uf3ipwouldn't that be dangerous?
@@seijin4426 wiser men have done more foolish things, SMASH. next question.
Logan is 180 years old, dudes old enough to be magnetos grandfather
tbf he does have the body of like a 30 year old
@@quicklolobinook, and Magneto doesn’t even look that old. Either it’s about how long someone’s been alive or how old they look, not both
@@deadpooldan9862 It's because Magneto is cringe. Wolverine/Logan is based. Thus, he is allowed to be a little creepy. Thems the rules, I didn't make them. 🤷🏾♂
That's almost too old to be his grandfather.
To fair every time his brain gets damaged he forgets everything. So even his memory are younger than 180.
Crazy thing is, Sinister has basically been stalking scott since he was an orphan. He ran the orphanage, and also made a clone of himself to be scott's friend while spying for sinister.
2:15 “What’s wrong with you?” - “Loneliness” 💀💀
Felt 😂😂😂
Relatable
That hurt me on an extremely personal level. I'm so alone.
Wolverine going from disgust to pretty much siding with magneto and actually being worse than him is fucking Hilarious also the disrespect to night crawler kitty pride and jubilee is insane
Fun fact, Jubilee it's at the same level of Magneto and Graviton she controls one of the 4 elemental forces, strong nuclear force.
@@000Krim it's not a fun fact i know that already
@@000Krimshe would actually be stronger than both of them since the strong nuclear force is the strongest one.
Magneto and those tiers just got the easy to use abilities, the rest are all C tier for not knowing what they are capable of or working on it to no be so out of tune with their harder to use abilities.
@@kbowman772 eh magnetism literally holds together you atoms
The whiplash i got from how there is no indication when the next video starts like we went from magneto grooming to final solution to maddy pryor funny as hell lol
Magneto: Do you know how cool my damn kids are?
Me: Your kids performed incest in another universe. And Logan was watching them!
Scott, Beast and Magneto: 😱
Logan: To be fair, Scarlett Witch is extremely-
Magneto: Do you want another Adamantium transfusion...? 😡
And there's a chance that Logan is their real father.....yeah the Ultimate Universe was weird......
We know..He’s fast.😎
Wolverine is their dad in that one
Magneto and his children did nothing wrong.
Me: Actually they aren't your kids anymore thanks to retcons.
Magneto makes a damn good argument. People his age don't look like Rogue. Unless they are some immortal from another realm. Which I guess they do have in their universe.😅 But visitation is hard unless you know how to cast portal spells.
They also have a ton of garden variety eternal youth types.
So, just a Trip to England to visit the eXcalibur's Tower HQ?
Mystique is older than him and Logan.
@Fenris30 Which is why he tapped that. If there were more baddies in his age range like her, he would go for them.
💀
Ok thats not fair, nightcrawler is easily B+ or A-
Kitty pride can phase through a planet. Is that a b list x men,
@@novisstulus4631 basically every super in existence has some point or another they do something stupidly godlike then after that arc is over it never really seems to happen again
Just B in my opinion
@@TWEAKLETLOL FACTS
🎶 Everybody Hates Beast 🎶
Gambit, for the last time, you can't smoke inside.
There are baggets in the kitchen!!!
Waiting for "Everybody Still Hates Beast"
When you are neutral stance on reddit
_"I understood that reference."_
I was expecting a 20-minute breakdown of the X-Men's mental state. Wasn't disappointed
I want Charles to program something to translate Gambit's french to english, and the program doesn't understand him either since he's not actually speaking french.
Age is just a number? Well, then prison’s just a place. I definitely stole that joke
*just a room
my gun is just metal
Yes prison is just a place for a mutant.
@@WidgyAinz *just a place
Jokes are just words
Professor Charlestein did not off himself!!!
Professor Manson
Because of the minimal time between each one of the compilation, I like to imagine that all of these events happen one after another.
This series literally an anti x-men propaganda and I love this
Anti propaganda? Not really. It's funny though.
This video could get a man cancelled in the Marvel Universe
Feige, watching this and rubbing his hands maniacally: "I'm about to make a name for myself over here." *Types furiously before slamming his finger on enter.*
Several minutes later, across TH-cam: *Banned TH-camr Noises Intensifies*
3:06 “Destroying humanity won’t fill the emotional void inside your heart Magneto (…) You’re lost, alone afraidd” I think bro might be projecting👀
1:24 actually, I’m siding with Logan on this one
1:25
REAL
"Not helping Logan"
19:15
Hank,he was your friend,for the love of God ☠️
-How many times did you watch this?
- Nuking the humans!
imagine if this was someones first introduction to xmen or marvel in general. im sure theyd be hilariously surprised
00:25 Magneto would be in his 60's back in 1997
1:28 it says he's 70 right here, they were over Overexaggerating as an insult
I like how people think that Gambit is speaking french stereotypes
Only Channing Tatum speaks French. The rest speak Cajun
@@ZeusEBoyI don't think you know what Cajun is
@@ShloppyShmeat its a pretty nice spice blend i like to put over pasta and chicken
@@ZeusEBoy which is a languaged based off of french
I love how each scenario just gets progressively worse and everyone insane
i love the x men series the most on this channel, amazing work
0:33
Jimmy: "People like you make me sick!!!"
Magneto: "YOU'RE OLDER THAN I AM!!!!"
Logan is down so incredibly bad.
I mean, it is Jean Grey, we would ALL be down vad XD
@@ZombieMan871 I prefer evil clone Jean. She's so hot, so damned hot.
LET THE MAN SPEAK 🗣🗣🗣🗣
Gambit bits are hilarious
SPEAK ENGLISH
Viva la Louisianna!
@@bobbyyunsunthe3rd436 yes we all drink water
3:50 kinda offended Magneto thinks nightcrawler is c list x man nightcrawler is freaking awesome people.
Logan: People like you make me sick!
Magnus: You're older than I am!
🤣
Ryan Reynolds watching these Gambit vids like 🤔
“I’m sorry, who was your dialect coach?! The Minions?!”
Professor X went to Epstine Island 😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol I wonder if he saw P.Diddy there 😂😂😂
Rouge can get it
You mean Rogue. But yes. Rouge the bat can get clapped too.😌
Actually, she physically cannot.
@@herowither12354 magneto can so yes physically she can
Incel 🤡
@@raydaveed NUH UH u are
"what's wrong with you?"
"Loneliness"
I feel ya man
Hank: *breathes*
Xmen: WHY DO YOU EXIST?
Meanwhile
Gambit: *coughs*
Xmen: can't you speak english?
5:00 "It was me ALL ALONG BARRY - Ahhhhh moment"
0:37 *every guy older than 30* "FACTS"
😮📷
Dr. disrespect and Minecraft groomers
Lol, I'm 32, and I'm into some older women myself
Wait till you get married
@@purpsdaderpsand they're all Asian
I consider these interactions canon, thank you for sharing!
"DISCONNECT FROM THE SERVER HANK!" - Professor X
Wow. Magneto got holocausted by the sentinel
You're older than I am. Wolverine is a elderly predator! 🤣🤣🤣
To be fair wolverine has dated more young people than magneto and he technically is older
Rouge, Jean. Both can get it. Idgaf. Actually- yeah, I WOULD
Sinister: "How tall are you?"
Wolverine: ".. 6 foot 1.." lmfao you did Wolverine so dirty..
"how about kitty, she can walk through walls you know."
"So can juggernaut.I don't think its the same, bruh.
THE LEFT HOOK OF GAMBIT BEING UNDERSTOOD ONCE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS HOLY SHIT
The funny thing is... this is just been how the X-men usually are now in comics. Only except Scott isn't the Voice of Reason amongst the crazies.
"People my age don't look like that."
Literally me, I love using that line.
"What is wrong with you?!"
"Loneliness"
I laugh and cry
I must have died because this is straight up beyond my expectations. I just love it. 😂
"you're in the picture too Summers so it's cool." LMFAO
Wolverine sounded like Muscle Man when he told Scott to shut up
What's wrong with you?
Loneness
RELATABLE
3:38 - Magneto seriously rejected one of the most powerful mutants on the planet. What a buckethead.
One baby to rule them and in the darkness bind them
I like the running joke that Gambit isn't speaking english.
1:49 Bro just had to go to Little Saint James Island on April 22, 2002
Professor X (on the lasso of truth): I just wanted to hang on an island, hawking wanted to teach, and Jackson was at a concert!!!
WE ALL THOUGHT THOSE KIDS WERE ON VACATION TOO!!!!
@@DinoRicky "I didn't know I would be playing COD with a bunch of 13-year Venezuelan girls"-Donald from AI Presidents Chats in the video where they rank alien waifus
5:02 Counterpoint,Asajj Ventress from The Clone Wars
Her voice is just gravy on top of an already 5 course meal.
You clear me askoa tano
@@dragowolf268 it better be the Rebels one,not the CW one (because I'm pretty sure she's a minor in those)
No comment
@@dragowolf268You have soiled our name.
1:33 "There wasn't time for romance in the camps" is absolutely diabolical lmao
i just found out logan is older than magneto so technically logan is the one here thats grooming jean
Sinister is giving very subtle hits he might be into Scott
3:52 like tweens trading comics or action fiction figures
he's an artist Scott
ive never consumed any x-men content that didnt have anything to do with deadpool but this is so funny
4:30 oh shit he went there lol
sinister being a Scott fangirl creaming over how perfect Scott is fucking broke me😭😭
This is the most unhinged rendition of the X-men I’ve ever seen. Thank you
Magneto has no idea about the"Plastic Prison" 😂
.-"What's wrong with you?"
.-"Loneliness"
Absolutely hilarious
12:35 had magnus and me both dying💀
21:21 "yes gambit that is a door"
idk why but that was so fucking funny holy shit
I can;t get enough this is great!
You did such a good job on this video, Scott
Now bend the knee, and i might share my fan-fiction with you...
00:00-So Magneto is basically Makima from Chainsaw Man
9:36-Is there going to be another video called Gambit x Magneto or Jean Grey vs Goblin Queen?
11:34-I wonder what the Sentinel has to say about Nightcrawler, Gambit, Shadowcat, Sunspot and Colossus.
18:08-Well Xavier’s gun is more of a blaster seeing it usually fires lasers. But then I noticed that German Soldier in Nightcrawler’s episode in Season 4 of X-Men 92 was carrying a blaster instead of a rifle.
Them not understanding gambit is my favourite bit
the joke about gambit never behing understood killes me i love this so much lmao
I do wonder what’s storm doing when all of this is occurring
Very well written and performed! I love that the SENTINEL, instead of fighting, gasses and psychologically destroys its opponents. Interesting take. LOL!
In fairness to Cyclops, for some reason the kids he makes with Jean Grey and/or Madelyn Pryor are like super based mega good destiny God kids for comic book reasons
"-One baby to rule them all!-"
😂😂😂
What I like about this channel is not just the humor but he is obviously either a long term fan of the lore or did his home work as he understands the characters and is perfectly applied to the jokes 😆
The fact this goes on for 23 minutes is impressive.
"I let you drink out of my favorite mug!" Absolutely killed me!
omg, I've waited for this for so long
❤ Wolverine going from questionable fence jumper to just all out whipped short hairball is “ce magnifique”
5:55 THE NEGA CHIN.
I love in the first one how wolverine was slowly walking over to magnetos side in the argument
I had to pause because so many jokes were coming that I needed a moment to just laugh before continuing.
"I let you drink out of my favorite mug" lol
When’s the next huge Justice League Abridged Compilation 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
0:38 Logan: you make me sick
Eric: Your Older Than I Am lmao 😂
"There wasn't time for romance in the camps." The room spun. My lord, lol.
Iv never been so caught off guard by a video before 😂
Logan constantly talking about Jean is hilarious 😆
"I let you drink out of my favorite mug." Beast sounds honestly hurt lol
Logan randomly cutting in with "War changes a man" killed me
I feel for beast😢
"People like you make me sick!"
"You're older than I am!"
Truth bomb, right there!