And what about the corrupt shit your ILLICIT, IMPOTENT joe biden did ?? At least with Trump we didn't have Skyrocketed gas prices & Inflation. There really are STUPID people around.
What, like launder $100 billion of US tax payers money through Ukraine. If you want to know what real professional corruption looks like, just check out the biden crime family. It’s all there on hunter’s laptop. 😂😂😂😂
I think just about any hard-core left wing person (especially young people) will label other people as right wing extremists just because their views are different. George Carlin was not really a political guy, hated the bitterness and division of grouping (whether for buisness, political, or religious affiliation) and likes people as single individuals with no grouping . He mentioned as soon as these people group, they sacrifice the individual for the sake of the group. He also doesn't like the control of language from the left any more than the control of language from the right.
He’d be saying the same things. People as a species don’t change. It just seems worse at the moment because we’re a couple generations past trying to hide our issues.
@@JohnSmith-qn3ob And the end part where he goes off about Dan Quayle's wife... Easily the funniest part. "And have you taken a look at that wife of his? Where'd he pick her up at a Halloween party or something? She looks like Prince Charles for christ sake!" brutal lol
I would wager that the joke is we all fall into at least one of these three groups. You don't think it drove Carlin nuts to be surrounded by the first two groups?
Saw him once many, many years ago.... He had a way of making you feel like you were sitting next to him having a beer, just talking and solving the world's problems, one drink at a time....
I developed this idea into what I call the ‘scoundrel trifecta.’ If I’m talking to somebody and suddenly can’t decide if they are stupid, full of shit or nuts then I know I don’t need to worry about talking to them anymore.
I truly believe that if Carlin lived to see Trump run for president, he would've roasted him so bad he wouldn't have even gotten the nomination. He had the best mirror placement of all comedians: he knew whose reflection it had to be, and he knew how to angle it so the right people could see it.
@@coldsamon Not the same. At all. Birtherism alone is so stupid it should have disqualified any politician in most countries. Add to that Q, stop the steal, pizzagate etc holy macaroni
@@coldsamonDude carlin would have field day roasting biden considering all the embarrassing dumb shit he has done. Hell the likes of jeff dunham and kevin hart have had snipes at biden.
Up here in New England, we have a distinct phenomenon: people who are absolutely willfully ignorant.... but think they are way above other people and their "shit don't stink". You get (what I call) the "Trailer Park Elitists" who don't have any more money than you do (and if they do, it isn't much more). Yet, they act as if they are doing you a favor by giving you their precious attention - if even for only a few seconds. It never fails to stun and irritate me whenever I see this kind of behavior. Maybe it's delusion? Maybe they are trying to imagine themselves as millionaires who just haven't won the Lotto yet?
@@tired7140 ALL of the population that keeps electing dems and repubs thinking that there's a difference.. They both work for the oligarchs, corporations, military industrial complex, drug pushers and of course as can be seen so clearly now, israhell.
George had nothing against politicians. You should see his bit on politicians. "Maybe something else sucks around here...like the people? Yeah, the public sucks, there's a campaign slogan for somebody."
And what's more amazing is that trumps MAGA cult doesn't even realize that he talked about people like them all the time. The sheer stupidity of MAGA is staggering.
I always loved George Carlin he says what’s on his mind he is accurate and funny all at the same time. I only wish he was here today so I could hear what he’s got to say about what’s happening to our country.
Me Being a Unwanted Foster Child. Abused And Neglected. Never Been To School. Raised In a Foster Home From Hell. Was Always Told, "I WAS TOO STUPID TO LEARN." Always thought I was "The World's Stupidest Person." Until, I started to educate myself.
George is talking about (Insert person, group, or nationality here.)" Have you considered he's talking about you too? Humanity collectively has done a hell of a lot of stupid shit.
Tell me about it. I'm a craft vendor, my paintings are more than fairly priced, but people would rather spend $8 for funnel cake and $12 size small alcohol slushy drinks 😮💨
Actually, it is one of my favorite shows. As you can easily spot, they are ones of those who spy, laugh and leak their customers, clients, guests, passengers, applicants and employees privacy to third parties without the targets consent.
They should’ve given this man the “sir” thing, just like sir David Attenborough. Sir George Carlin, the man fuckin deserved it, R.I.P man. If He lived a little longer goddamn how much laughter he would’ve had.
George Carlin's speech on Stupid people from 1990 still holds up brilliantly in 2024. I always loved ❤George Carlin as my most favorite American comedian, Doin' It Again along with Back in Town from 1990 to 1996 are both my absolute favorite George Carlin comedy routines, and George Carlin was right that Rudy Giuliani as well as Donald Trump and JD Vance are all way more stupider, full of shit, and nuts than Dan Quayle.
I'm glad I came across this. Recently I've been making a mental note of how many "dumbfucks" I encounter during my commute to and from work. It's a short 5 minute drive but I'm guaranteed at least 1 dumbfuck per day. It's amazing.
Everyone who has worked in customer service knows this is all true. 🤣
I’ve worked in busy restaurants and really busier theme parks all my life. I approve this message.
Everyone who has ever had to interact with customer service people also know this.
So have people who have dealt with customer service.
@@danceswithchihuahuas7092 😂 More clients are cooked than customer service representatives.
Everybody should have to work a job in dealing directly with the idiots out there
People get triggered by how rude or insensitive Carlin was but in the end everything he said here...*WAS THE TRUTH*
The most hated person is the one who tells the truth.
Truth is best trigger
he wasn't rude or insensitive, just spreading hard truths that people needed to hear
Those that got triggered found out Mr. Carlin was TALKING ABOUT THEM!
Carlin was what is called the observational comic. It's a rare skill that takes years to develop. It is true, the older he got, the wiser he got.
If he was still around today, he would be horrified at how stupid the human population has become.
Idiocracy babyy
Absolutely
The TikTok generation
Trump studyed this and shat on them.
@@MG-fr3tn TDS is a debilitating disease, as is ignorance
The funny part is, he sad the truth and everybody laughed, it was no joke, no joke
many a truth is said in jest
I laugh at things like this in a funny-because-it's-true way.
The funniest part is that stupid people don't think they are stupid, so a good portion of the audience clapping is actually stupid.
@@erodey3133And you might be one of them too
@@keifer7813 He might be one of them, but you are one of them for sure lol
If only Carlin was around in 2024 ❤
Miss you, George!!!
The man we need now more than ever
It used to be that “some” people were stupid. Now, it’s almost everyone (except me, of course).
Yes I feel you, the most painful thing about being smart is that you have to deal with idiots.
This guy is the man when it comes to comedy he s king!
Last catergory bad shit crazy
That might be one of the only times Carlin ever took a genuine pot-shot at a politician.
I miss this man!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
George Carlin
except that's not how averages work... so thanks for telling us youre in that lower "half"
@keagenmccartha7412 Do you comprehend what quotations signify?
@@kiromikhail4925 Do you think repeating a logically false claim makes it any better, given that you've had extra time to think it over?
@@keagenmccartha7412 ok numbnuts.
@@keagenmccartha7412congrats you know the difference between median and average. No need to overthink the joke, just enjoy
The beginning is so funny 😂
Some people are both.
such a legend! xx
2023 Putin 0:37
George Carlin Wasn't Rude or Offencive he was Absolutely Correct!!! 😎👍
on point!!!!
"Some r all three!"😂😂
Good Ol "Skeeter," we miss ya, fella.
RNC in a nutshell
Idk why they laughing statistically speaking he's talking about half of them
I think this whole speech currently applies to Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Carlin was a fucking genius! RIP George. Wish you were here today. Well, maybe not. We're up to our ears in Sh_T! Lord help us.
Dan Quayle was really stupid. It was like he couldn’t be held accountable for anything so he went into politics.
Dan Quayle was a genius compared to Cumela Harris.😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂🙂
I love it! Hahaha
This guy turned the tables down dudeeeeeeee
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“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
― George Carli
So MAGA goes back at least that far….
Show us where Trump hurt your feewings
Anyone here after trump got 65+ million voted despite all the corrupt shit he did🤣🤣🤣
@@Fakecourt exactly....they just mindlessly parrot what they see on TV
And what about the corrupt shit your ILLICIT, IMPOTENT joe biden did ?? At least with Trump we didn't have Skyrocketed gas prices & Inflation. There really are STUPID people around.
What, like launder $100 billion of US tax payers money through Ukraine. If you want to know what real professional corruption looks like, just check out the biden crime family. It’s all there on hunter’s laptop. 😂😂😂😂
Me when people say they pick a bear over a man
Nosy people nearby 😂
😎
if only who i knew who it was he referenced
Got my answer already:)
The funniest joke of all is, George was considered a progressive, and really was. But today he’d have been canceled and labeled a right wing extremist
I think just about any hard-core left wing person (especially young people) will label other people as right wing extremists just because their views are different. George Carlin was not really a political guy, hated the bitterness and division of grouping (whether for buisness, political, or religious affiliation) and likes people as single individuals with no grouping . He mentioned as soon as these people group, they sacrifice the individual for the sake of the group. He also doesn't like the control of language from the left any more than the control of language from the right.
Opposite though.the big rich club grandpa.
Carlin would have a field day in today's world.
He’d be saying the same things. People as a species don’t change. It just seems worse at the moment because we’re a couple generations past trying to hide our issues.
He'd have an entire routine on the Biden family!!
@@Flussig1 he would have a whole Routine just for 2020 and all the democrats as well
@@Flussig1 hed have an entire new show every night
@@Flussig1 and the Covid cultists
I love how he starts that off. "Some people are really fuckin' stupid."
That's not really the start.
They chopped off the first part.
@@JohnSmith-qn3ob And the end part where he goes off about Dan Quayle's wife... Easily the funniest part. "And have you taken a look at that wife of his? Where'd he pick her up at a Halloween party or something? She looks like Prince Charles for christ sake!" brutal lol
@@JP-yo6se That's the funniest part, making fun of some lady's looks? It's true though that she does look exceptionally British.
George we need you now more than ever
He would tear Trump a new asshole.
Tinnitus roast all the sjws
Tinnitus
Most definitely.
I thought this was a recent comment
He'd be cancelled
The best part is that you can belong to one of these three groups, but still laugh
No you xD
I would wager that the joke is we all fall into at least one of these three groups. You don't think it drove Carlin nuts to be surrounded by the first two groups?
@@amirm6735 my thoughts exactly
I'm not a part of any of the three groups mentioned so I will laugh AT (and not with) you all 😂😂😂
@@BenNuProductions ^Now THIS guy is full of shit lol
We all know who has since surpassed Dan Quayle in all three categories ..
The entire Dim party and supporters
Trump
@@koikoivison4753it's Dem* not dim. Proved the point on yourself lol.
Too bad George is not around to see dementia Joe. He makes Dan Quayle and George W Bush look like geniuses. 😂
Yep. Dementia Joe.
Saw him once many, many years ago.... He had a way of making you feel like you were sitting next to him having a beer, just talking and solving the world's problems, one drink at a time....
you nor him have ever solved a world problem ever or offered a solution ever but hey he said a cus word on tv hes SO le based.
@@_whitewizard That’s because neither were in a position of power to be able to do so.
@@_whitewizardFuck are you yapping about Anime profile Pic, it's called comedy.
I work at retail. I can relate.
OMG. I do too. Like people who don't read the return policy. Stupid stupid. 😂😂
I developed this idea into what I call the ‘scoundrel trifecta.’ If I’m talking to somebody and suddenly can’t decide if they are stupid, full of shit or nuts then I know I don’t need to worry about talking to them anymore.
You developed George Carlin's idea. Well done.
I love the guy at 0:52 who enthusiastically answers Carlin… TWICE!
You also hear him say “that’s it!“ before he screams his replies lol
@@simplyphenomenal695He wasn’t yelling it! Yet it was loud and clear 😅
Which group is he; 1 or 3?
@@YesOkayButWhy Don’t worry about it.
@@MaaZy_
Thanks. 🙏🏻
1:27 Dan Quayle was the best example of “all three” everyone agreed on back in the early 90s! Good god we didnt know how good we had it
Always listened to this after working retail
I truly believe that if Carlin lived to see Trump run for president, he would've roasted him so bad he wouldn't have even gotten the nomination. He had the best mirror placement of all comedians: he knew whose reflection it had to be, and he knew how to angle it so the right people could see it.
Also roast Biden 😊
@@coldsamon Not the same. At all. Birtherism alone is so stupid it should have disqualified any politician in most countries. Add to that Q, stop the steal, pizzagate etc holy macaroni
@@coldsamonDude carlin would have field day roasting biden considering all the embarrassing dumb shit he has done. Hell the likes of jeff dunham and kevin hart have had snipes at biden.
Up here in New England, we have a distinct phenomenon: people who are absolutely willfully ignorant.... but think they are way above other people and their "shit don't stink". You get (what I call) the "Trailer Park Elitists" who don't have any more money than you do (and if they do, it isn't much more). Yet, they act as if they are doing you a favor by giving you their precious attention - if even for only a few seconds. It never fails to stun and irritate me whenever I see this kind of behavior. Maybe it's delusion? Maybe they are trying to imagine themselves as millionaires who just haven't won the Lotto yet?
Oh God I do biz in mass/ri/vt my god you're 100 percent right. Always made Bob or Linda too
He was punching the Republicans back in Bush Sr., imagine what he would do to the Drumpf Crime Family!
An example of a trailer park elitist: Marjorie Taylor Greene
maybe they think you are stupid
He would run out of note pads pretty quick these days.
Still relevant.
even today lol
Some of his shows will be always relevant as long as stupid people and their garbages keep their nasty attitude.
George just described EVERY politician.
And half the population of the USA.
Including Trump supporters.
@@tired7140 ALL of the population that keeps electing dems and repubs thinking that there's a difference.. They both work for the oligarchs, corporations, military industrial complex, drug pushers and of course as can be seen so clearly now, israhell.
Anybody got TDS? Calm down precious.@@NYRyder1983
George had nothing against politicians. You should see his bit on politicians. "Maybe something else sucks around here...like the people? Yeah, the public sucks, there's a campaign slogan for somebody."
I always had the feeling that George didn't care if you told him that you disagreed with him.
Or if you were "offended".
@@frankhurst9665 Exactly. As he said, “The job of a comedian is to find out where the line is and intentionally cross it.”
@@FlashoftheBlades - No argument here!
RIP George Carlin
Gone But Not Forgotten
If he was still alive he would be cancelled unfortunately because of very sensitive people
He wouldn't get cancelled, because he wouldn't give a fuck what anybody thinks. He'd never self-censor to appease anybody else.
You mean Maga people? Because honey, he is one of the original leftists. 😂
George Carlin basically described the Trump cult (and most of America) in under 2 minutes.
And what's more amazing is that trumps MAGA cult doesn't even realize that he talked about people like them all the time. The sheer stupidity of MAGA is staggering.
Everybody is clapping yet the odds are that even in the audience most of them would be stupid too.
Carlin would rule the airwaves with a podcast in today’s world.
I always loved George Carlin he says what’s on his mind he is accurate and funny all at the same time. I only wish he was here today so I could hear what he’s got to say about what’s happening to our country.
Hed be censored
Hed be cancel cultured
Me Being a Unwanted Foster Child. Abused And Neglected.
Never Been To School. Raised In a Foster Home From Hell.
Was Always Told, "I WAS TOO STUPID TO LEARN."
Always thought I was "The World's Stupidest Person."
Until, I started to educate myself.
Spend one day in Healthcare and you will wonder how many people are still alive.
How I feel at work every day.
“Think of how stupid the average person is then realize half of them are stupider than that.” George Carlin
I sure do miss George's brutal honesty . A trait lost today , rest well .
I'd love the great one's take on our 45th President.
If George was still alive today he would have to write an entire book to do a show because even more people are stupid now.
If George could only see the stupidity of the managers and supervisors where I used to work. Good God. That would be a few hours show and easy money.
Anybody who works retail knows what he's talking about
Yeah cos you'd have to be stupid to work retail
You goddamn right
Anyone who works retail is one of them.
He’s so right!
Dan Quayle? He would have had a field day with 45.
This world, misses George Carlin 🙏🏼🙏🏼👏🏻👏🏻
What planet are you from
"Think of how stupid the average person is, then realize half of the people are stupider than that"
- George Carlin
George Carlin has a lot of patience for doing the set with that heckler screaming. I guess comedians have to be patient
He WAS kinda stupid, wasn't he?
George is talking about (Insert person, group, or nationality here.)"
Have you considered he's talking about you too?
Humanity collectively has done a hell of a lot of stupid shit.
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
- GC
Rest In Piece, Mr. G. Carlin.
Peace?
Who is that one guy in the audience Going “yeah!!!!!”?
Omg!! I lost it at Dan Quayle. 😂😂
If that was today he'd say Donald Trump is all 3.
Trump
If George thought Dan Quayle was bad (he was) he should consider himself lucky he didn’t live to see the political world of the 2010’s/20’s
This will never gets old.,. BWAHAHAHAHA... 😂🤣🤣😁🤣😂🥰
He was a comic philosopher.
George knew it had to be true to be funny.
George Carlin is a fucking legend!
The only reason anyone would get triggered by what he says is because they believe they fit into one of those categories.
Donald Trump is definitely all 3.
And this was before Google made everybody act like 10-year-olds that wearing animal costumes on tiktok 😂
Tell me about it.
I'm a craft vendor, my paintings are more than fairly priced, but people would rather spend $8 for funnel cake and $12 size small alcohol slushy drinks 😮💨
Start selling funnel cakes and alcoholic drinks!!
womp womp, shouldve paid attention in school
People today make the people he's referring to back then look like Ivy League graduates.
" Ivy League graduates " a STUPID statement from one of the stupid ones Mr Carlin talks about ?.
Yes more information and somehow people are more stupid. No we just gave idiots phones, look in your right hand.
Albert Einstein was probably an introvert, probably got really annoyed when he stepped out of his house
R.I.P. George Carlin
This is what I feel about all of you.
Actually, it is one of my favorite shows. As you can easily spot, they are ones of those who spy, laugh and leak their customers, clients, guests, passengers, applicants and employees privacy to third parties without the targets consent.
They should’ve given this man the “sir” thing, just like sir David Attenborough. Sir George Carlin, the man fuckin deserved it, R.I.P man. If He lived a little longer goddamn how much laughter he would’ve had.
George Carlin's speech on Stupid people from 1990 still holds up brilliantly in 2024.
I always loved ❤George Carlin as my most favorite American comedian, Doin' It Again along with Back in Town from 1990 to 1996 are both my absolute favorite George Carlin comedy routines, and George Carlin was right that Rudy Giuliani as well as Donald Trump and JD Vance are all way more stupider, full of shit, and nuts than Dan Quayle.
TDS 24/7 rent free.
Hell yeah !
Most relevant video on TH-cam in 2023 and beyond. Well said George.
MAGA republicans
I'm glad I came across this. Recently I've been making a mental note of how many "dumbfucks" I encounter during my commute to and from work. It's a short 5 minute drive but I'm guaranteed at least 1 dumbfuck per day. It's amazing.
Carlin would have loved the pandemic.
Did he talk about Donald trump or someone else just as stupid?
@@Ruosteinenknight Fuck sake, 2 years later, I'd never heard of the dude, but I needed my asthma inhaler after laughing some of that shit he said,
Carlin was not a comedian, he was a philosopher.