RT Podcast: Ep. 333 - Does Your Butt Breathe?
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RT Podcast: Ep. 333 - Does Your Butt Breathe?
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I got the Achievement Hunter channel trailer as my ad for this video. First ad worth watching.
The_Bald_Eagle First time I didn't skip an add
First time I ever enjoyed watching an ad
Same
Yeah I got it to.
slendy9600 ikr almost all i watch is rt, ah, or funhaus but i've never gotten the ad w gus or the ah trailer
1:44:32 Burnie - "Don't help kids because you will get in trouble for that"
Gavin - "It's true don't help kids"
Jack - "What do you want for Christmas little boy?"
Perfect sequence of events.
I had no idea that people stand up to wipe. They have opened my eyes
Karl Peach I will, but not standing up
Regretted Always seemed easy and natural to stand.
***** Yes. For some people growing up can be weird.
***** But just like most people move on from crawling to walking others learn to stand an wipe thoroughly.
How is standing a more thorough wipe? When you sit your cheeks are spread. Maybe you you should be held back a grade or 6.The Hermit Man
"That's like pulling luggage through a closed door." -Gavin Free. He has such a way with words.
Q⁰
A Funhaus Podcast and an RT Podcast in the same day.. Oh what a day! WHAT A LOVELY DAY!!!
I live, I die... I live again.
Ben Shea No Funhaus Suck
Go back inside!
Freddie B which funhaus are you talking about? or is your English just bad?
I am awaited at VALHALA!!!!!!!!
"I'll tell you what, if you put a shark on land I'll beat the f#!k out of it"
-Gus Sorola, quote of the year
I haven’t heard that part yet can’t wait till I get to it 😂
"Does your butt breathe?"
*sees Gavin in the thumbnail*
I'm not surprised, but not complaining.
Words of wisdom^
I've sucked air in my ass
CoolFootSnook damn you Barb
CoolFootSnook beat me to it
Gavin is correct in that you can take air into your ass.
Gavin at 11:00 "It's a way to make farts"
Burnie at 13:30 "People are saying air entering your butt while your on all fours is how you make farts"
Gavin response "that's not true, see now your being an idiot with it."
dukeywipe123 Great spot mate, I didn't notice that!
He meant that's not how normal facts are made
dukeywipe123 It don't matter it's still funny
Farts
I don't want to be that guy but Gavin said "PEOPLE ARE SAYING that's how you make farts"
It's getting to a point where I only watch the podcast if it's this crew. I've seen every podcast up to when they started changing the titles (whose dumb idea was that) and besides a few memorable ones no other group comes close to making me laugh as much as them. Thankyou guys :D
9:03 I know what Gavin's talking about. I agree with him.
karishmo I've forced myself to fart during setups but don't believe this happened to me.
karishmo Same here, it's hard to describe though.
I've literally done what he was explaining. It happened when I was playing with my cat.
You should have seen how freaked out I was when I did that as a kid XD
I know what he's talking about and I can understand how it happens but I've never done it myself
I AGREE COMPLETELY
Gus in the thumbnail hahahaha he looks like an angry kirby
Elliott Firth Can't unsee. Although that might have something to do with not wanting to unsee it.
The struggles of roosterteeth fans in one sentence ^
Huh. People wipe sitting down? ...I mean, it makes sense, I just never did it.
But I'm with Barbara on this. I wasn't with her with the peeing in the shower thing, but I got her back on this.
i cant remember... what was her stance on pissing in the shower?
What's so wrong with peeing in the shower, i do it all the time and i wipe standing up
slendy9600
She was all for it, haha
TeachMeUrSkillz Tim
Oh nothing, I just don't :P Of course, our pipes are all jacked up anyway and the floor floods, so I'm ain't peein' there
*****
It honestly never crossed my mind to do it sitting down, but hey, I'm trying it as soon as I can xD Any chance to get any lazier, I'm taking it
When I saw the title, I thought it would have a Gavin or Google.
47:50 Yes it does
Sean The Great oh yeah, for the first one I stand up.
Sean The Great me too!
You are having laugh. You just do a shimmy, wipe and presto
Sean The Great I wish...
I like hearing people laugh in the back. It makes it feel like the place is more lively and chill. :)
You know you're English when you finish one of Gavin's sentences in your head and he actually says exactly what you were thinking
My butt doesn't just breathe, it whispers government secrets into my ear at night. I might need to see a butt specialist for that...
If anyone was wondering the reason that sharks attack surfers is not because of the surfer but because of the surfboard, from underwater it looks like a seal to the sharks which is why they bit the board not the man. At least this is what marine biologists think.
i get excited every Wednesday for the podcast, only to remember that they have moved it to thursday. this is my life
I just read the Title and got a Huge smile on my face
I read the title and thought to myself "God damnit, Gavin"
alstarallen6 I said the exact same thing lol
alstarallen6 same
I'm so glad the classic podcast crew is back. But to me, nothing could top the group from last week.
I feel like this whole podcast Gavin was stoned outta his mind lol
***** Huehuehuehuehue
***** Does Geoff legitimately get stoned? I've always wondered cause he looks it sometimes. But never been 100% sure
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Geoff does not do drugs but he drinks a lot and I mean a lot.
How much is a lot?
I'm having a big like marathon watching all the rooster teeth podcasts, starting from most recent down and has anyone else felt like they have had the exact conversations about Gus and his milk, and the whole wiping conversation before??
1:17:10 Gavin's dead-on. Because of the eye's evolution, vitreous humor (which is water-based) is optimized to prevent light from being distorted through water, by reversing those exact same distortions. But, our eyes are functioning in air, which is an entirely different medium and, although it does in fact distort light, it's a different range of distortion, which is why we lack such an ability to see very close details. This is because the light entering our eyes through the vitreous humor is actually distorted BECAUSE of said vitreous humor.
Also, is it just me, or does Gavin look a bit like Jonathan Young? (feel free to sub to that guy btw for some awesome power metal covers)
K
at least your enthusiastic
I like how someone besides me listened to 8th grade science.
The Martian is one of my favourite books! Absolutely loved it. Lots of really really smart sciency bits, some serious thriller aspects then some literally hilarious moments.
"Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshipped."
Glad to hear you enjoyed it Burnie
I just got an AH ad for the new channel before this video lmao
So did i haha.
Same
I think they get some sort of say in the ads. I've seen a laser team ad and an ad with the lady scientist they had on a few months ago
James Jiantkiller Hey Vsauce
WilliamLordPiggeh Hi name I recognize
Where I live in Colorado people are overall pretty nice to each other. I've seen situations like the one you explained, and nobody ever honks, there is always a lot of people willing to help., and the people are usually very grateful. On a really bad winter morning, there were like 30-40 kids and a few adults that were helping people who's cars got stuck by the crossroad leading up to the school and some of the side streets. It was pretty cool to see. Exhausting though.
Why can you not level the mics before you start? Surely this is not a difficult thing to do.
I do, because I want to set the volume at an appropriate level then sit down and watch, not stand here with my finger on the volume control for the first two minutes. Levelling mics is one of the most basic things a sound engineer does before any kind of production.
They probably can, they just don't. Although I've always hated how "volume" works...
Ara Qiel Is it seriously that big of an issue to you? I have absolutely no issue with sitting down, kicking back, and setting my volume at one level for the entirety of the podcast. I barely notice the disparities between the first few minutes and the rest of the show, and most of the time, I don't notice it at all.
Kyle Morgan while Ara might be making a big deal out of nothing, I can see where they are coming from...
Kyle Morgan Do you have very tinny speakers, maybe? If you listen on speakers with any bass the fact that Gavin and Barbara are super-close to the mic inducing proximity effect while Burnie is literally pushing his mic out of the way mid-sentence makes for a much bigger difference.
52:55 whenever gavin refers to poop as a grogin or whatever it literally is one of the funniest things ever
Ideal cast. Love it.
Ricky Gervais is so lovely though! He cares so deeply for animals, and his outlook on life is absolutely beautiful. I think he has a kind soul.
Is it just me or were the levels off in this? Burnie and Gus were whispering at me and Gav and Barbara were screaming at me.
I am almost the same just everyone was really quiet nobody was screaming... I would have preferred that
First time I've seen the roosterteeth podcast on TH-cam before it was on the site. Thanks guys!
WOW Barbara is looking really good this podcast.
God damn. 11 seconds in, I'm in tears. Gavin and his amazing noises.
I've never heard of sitting down to wipe your butt. Just learned something new today. Thanks Rooster Teeth!
yea i stood up when i was a kid... once you get the hang of how to lean the right way then sitting is WAY better
donteandamy Yeah, never knew that was even a thing. Then again, I was also a complete weirdo when I was in elementary school and would plant a foot on the sink and look into the mirror to make sure I got everything. Yeah, good thing I never told my family about that.
slendy9600 Standing seems a lot easier than this lean and balance on one cheek thing.
Wish the podcast remained to be released to TH-cam and all non-sponsors on Tuesdays, but they are very well worth the wait.
:O Gavin and Barb dated for two months, that warms my heart :)
DarkCaliber What? No. She dated someone from Match.com for 2 months.
DarkCaliber You misheard it, go back to that part around 22:00 ;)
What are you talking bout dude
DarkCaliber No, they didn't. Barbara said that she dated someone that she met on Match.com for two months. That wasn't Gavin.
When did they say that?
A few days before I watched this I discovered the art of wiping while sitting down. I never knew that was possible. It was such a revelation that I felt the need to talk about it and I had the exact conversation they had.
Did anyone else have the audio go REALLY quiet part of the way through?
I'm late, but yes.
When you send someone a screenshot of your computer and you forget that one of the tabs has "Does You Butt Breathe?" on it.
People don't stand to wipe? how you you get your hand down there?
You lean little. But you can't use as much pressure without hurting your wrist muscles.
ned821 Move your ass up on the toilet seat so you are sitting on the front end of it, arch your back, lean slightly to the left (if you're right-handed) and wipe... Obviously you don't just sit on the toilet and put your hand down in the bowl.
Hm, never thought of that from a guy's perspective. I'm sure you could just lean left/right and it would be fine.BullrockMcHammergeil
ned821 You stand to wipe? o.O
patrock400 Theres a pretty big gap between your ass and the water
Gus's face was priceless. I'm laughing so hard... omg.
I swear I've listened to the beginning of this podcast before but I cant remember when.
TheKeyToTheEnd might have been a animated adventures
Love the awkward moment Barb and Burnie had at 1:05:00 after Burnie chipped the table opening his beer. LOL
Is it just me or the podcast isnt appearing on itunes ??
Gus is so stunned and perplexed at the Gavin or Google. His face at 49:50 is so hilarious.
I saw the title and just stared at like "S-so does it?"
Artcade no it doesn't
yes it does actually , its covered in pores
DJ dan in NYC MIND BLOWN!!! 😱😨😵🎆
"Is there really two suns?"
Yeah, Sun Wukong and Star Sun.
Gavin I have done it too... You aren't crazy...
'Milk kicks up a right pong' 😂😂
Why is this out on wednesday? Thought it was mondays... i must've missed something.
nointro The livestream is on Mondays, the audio for the public and video for the sponsors is out on Tuesdays, and the video for the public is out on Wednesdays.
nointro It was but then they changed it to wednesdays to give sponsors their moneys worth. Sponsers want to feel like they're getting their moneys worth as sponsors.
You do realize that this isn't a live stream right? This was recorded two days ago.
They made an announcement that they were changing the podcast schedule.
nointro The sponsors bitched so they pushed it back again.
"It'd be like the Pina Colada song!" I thought the same thing Gus!
brb writing a modernised version of that song
Where my standing wipers at?
Present and standing
Stand tall. Stand proud. Stand clean.
Nowhere... Sits down and proud
YOOOO
When Bernie teaches you peanut butter isn't green.... p.s. Yes I am colorblind
itunes download please?
No
nice haircut.
GOT EEMMMM
Cruton I haven't had a haircut in like 2 years. So what are you talking about?
WilliamLordPiggeh I'm guessing he was being sarcastic. People on the internet are like that.
That fire looked hella cool from where they shoved everyone too
Stand up wipers represent.
I laughed with the Scarlet Letter joke and immediately felt like a nerd lol
.. wow, peanut butter is not green?
Used the '..' incorrectly and it's actually '...'.
.. really? .. I prefer 2 dots over three any day
kian griffiths .. who cares .. ?
Karl Peach ...me
nope it's not, if it appears green to you that sucks. The color for most is a light brown color.
barbras face during the placenta debacle is hilarious
Burnie and has never heard of butt inhaling? I'm pretty sure any 12 year old guys who have ever been at a sleep over have seen someone do this in a farting competition
at 35:00 when talking of bank jobs it sounds a lot like the 2008 move called "Bank Job" which was based on an actual robbery in 1971 located in Central London that was called the "Baker Street robbery".
Damn it Burnie, I will teach you multicam. You'll find my info in my application to the Video Editor position via RoosterTeeth.com
FINAL CUT, AVID, PREMIERE, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME???
heartofwolf12 your soul
KNIFE SMITH Its mine now bitch!😈
I’ve had this on my watch later for 4 years
El Choppo sounds like the Mexican Bruce Lee.
"AAAAA-QUAAAAAA"
Roosterteeth Podcast and Game Grumps MegaComp. My day is complete.
Shame on you roosterteeth, I thought you were more responsible than this!
I'll be serious for once. As a pharmaceutical chemist please, please, please don't take this advice regarding the expiry of pharmaceuticals seriously. Stability studies are a highly regulated aspect of drug approval and expires are determined by either the degredation of the API to harmful levels of a byproduct/s or loss of potency to the point where the prescribed does is no longer effective.
Basically, if you take medicines past their expiry date you run a high risk of being exposed to dangerous levels of harmful degredants or failing to get an effective does of a medicine which might be keeping you alive. For the love of God, return it to your pharmacist if it is expired.
***** antibiotics are a large class and each active and formulation has its own associated risk. The risk of reducing the effectiveness of the course of treatment for antibiotics is a special case since an incomplete treatment can result in secondary infection from a drug resistant strain.
Would that be the same for a albuterol pump for asthma?
The Failed God from my understanding of salbutamol, the possibility of generation harmful degradents is limited but there will be an enviable drop off in potency therefore the inhaler will be less effective at the recommended dose. This may lead you to exceed the recommended dose and therefore run the risk of more pronounced side effects. In all instances my advice remains the same, never use any medication (prescription or otherwise) beyond the expiry date, but instead, return it to your local pharmacy for safe disposal.
The thing Gavin was talking about at 10:00 has happened to me a few times lol!
Sitting down and wiping is the proper way
Samuel Sargunam yes
Burnie's story about helping people at the end reminded me of a spooky story about people driving up to someone in a parking lot at night seemingly trying to get the guy in the car
see this is why i like to watch the rt podcast xD
The Martian is my favourite book of all time. I love it so much.
I work at six flags magic mountain, usually on viper and X2, in the mornings we have to test the rides by stopping trains halfway through and trying to crash them, if the safety systems send a train while one is stuck somewhere we have to stop the train and close down, no problems like that so far
Been watching sense the drunk tank still one of my favorite things to do after work
I literally found fort Morgan randomly by accident yesterday on google earth. when you brought up the picture i almost fell out of my chair.
Timeless classic
Hey the set is back to normal!
1:34:10
Space Mountain is my favorite ride at Disney World, and one time when I was little, we were in line to get on, and something went wrong so they stopped the ride and turned on the lights. I don't remember much, but I do remember seeing, say, a giant tangle of metal track quite a distance above us. It was weird but cool.
Something totally related I thought I'd share :3
I'm colour blind and I've never though about the colour of peanut butter. If I had to think about it I would think green. But if someone told me it's something else (my mom said it's brown) I would totally believe them. I can't trust my own eyes.
"sell by" and "use by" are two very different things. You can add at the least 2 weeks or usually up to 4 weeks to *most* "sell by" dates before it'll begin to go bad, depending. I'd say I add 1-2 weeks to *most* "use by" dates.
Yeeeeeeessss last week tonight I love that show.
That ending song was great.
Oooo Josh went hard on the podcast theme. Bangin
In the U.S. the eggs are cleaned as you said, but because of this we spray them with oil and refrigerate them to prevent bacteria like salmonella from getting at them. So Burnie may want to start refrigerating his eggs.
One of my friends died five years ago helping someone push their car out of the road. That's seriously a dangerous thing to help someone do. RIP Brooks
48:20 Burnie sounded like Mojo-Mojo when he talked
Gavin Free - Drone Hunter "To keep the skys Free of Drones" MWUHAHAHAHAHAH
I've been an AH and RT fan for 2 years now and this is honestly the first time I've seen Barbara. She's actually really pretty
one of my best experiences traveling was seeing the Egyptian Sphinct
1:21:15 ‘A fish will never fall off a ladder.’ ―Burnie Burns, 2015
So glad to know Barbara is a stander
Sporange rhymes with orange, an alternate word for sporangium, a part of a fern.
for gavins watch idea, you could put the current time, the amount of time in the air and then the time zone in your destination and it will compress/stretch the time difference over the duration of your flight. or it could be linked to flight times so you can put in your flight number or whatever and it would do it automatically. Im bored at work so I wanted to just say this xD
I have done both standing up and sitting down, sitting down in my experience is way cleaner.
I only stand when the toilet is truly filthy
+Logan Plourde But how do you poop then? I mean you have to sit down for that right?
+MrGoatsy you can stand and poop, but it is unpleasant
its gonna take a while to get used to the new sites layout, but i like the new features on it a lot
"The hole's not attacking you, dude."
Am I the only one who cracked up at this?
I can breathe with my butt. I can suck up air and "filter" it. My friends absolutely love it. It's amazing.
Discussions:
50:00 I've had perfect poos, plenty of them.
51:40 I used to stand up to wipe, now I just sit because I thought the stand up was weird.
If you pee in the shower, you are helping the environment and killing 2 birds with 1 stone.
And by killing two birds with one stone, you are conserving stones
The Scarlet Letter reference 😂
Burnie always pushed the rug with his feet and by the end of the podcast it like so far from where is started lol