8:19 There actually WAS a movie that did something like that. Boyhood didn't have a flashback, but it was filmed over the course of twelve years, allowing the actors to realistically age.
Well there was Full house which showed the people ageing over the years. This was a series and all but these real actors actually grew up in during the series. And I think that’s really cool.
I mean, the actor for Dan Larusso in cobra Kai also acted in the karate kid movie and actually Cobra Kai is like, the aftermath I guess. also if you don’t know what I’m talking about you might also recognize the guy when he was younger when he played Johnny in The Outsiders film
"How will santa give gifts to all kids without spreading the virus?" Santa: *runs out of coal to give to bad kids* Santa: I guess it's time to give the gift of coughing
Fun story! When I was like 8, I liked playing "Flashlight" in the park with a bunch of other kids. For anyone who doesn't know hat that game is, it's basically hide and seek with a flashlight. Same concept, varying rules. We were poor so it was always that flashlight that barely worked and that made it fun. It was around 10 PM and there were like 30 kids- we couldn't figure out who would be 'It'. Some woman was walking through the park and Kayden yelled- "Whoever reaches that girl last is it!" So immediately everyone started running towards her. A bunch of children running at her in the darkness. She started running too and we kept trying to chase her, but we didn't catch her. I wonder about her sometimes. If this is a fun sorry she tells too.
Guys its common knowledge that Santa is 100% immune to diseases on december 24 and 25 only. He can't catch anything, can't spread anything, is always sterile no matter what he touches, and if he's sick on the 23rd it goes away at midnight. It's part of the same Christmas magic which allows him to deliver all those presents in one night.
Santa to covid: I’m rubber and you’re glue, covid, bounces off me and sticks to you! Santa, has a magical sleigh, flying reindeer, a bag that magically refills itself with the right toys for each area. He has been around for many pandemics and he is still here, so I’m assuming he has a magical germ barrier or the elves have the best top microbiologists in the business and has vaccines before anyone else.
4:58 so, there needs to be an invention that allows you to do this, where it has 3 slots, and whenever you pick which movie you wanna play, the 3 slot disc player picks said disc and only plays the one you've picked, while leaving the others ones not moving, or it could work like a music disc player, where an arm grabs the disc and plays it.
2:47 I would probably explain it as Santa sending his elves separately to each house and then he goes personally to the nicest kid. That would explain how the virus wouldn't spread, how he stops at every home in one night, and will give an extra reason for the kids to behave well to see Santa himself.
When I was a kid, the kitchen in my house had a corner cabinet. I found out that I was able to fit inside the cabinet, and would go into it basically every day, and just sit, for hours on the top shelf, with my cat. I don't know what compelled me to climb inside, but I did. I think that me climbing into that cabinet reason is why I like small spaces as an adult.
6:50 OP never said it was their kid. Some neighborhood kid shitting on other people's lawns like an animal. Apologize to dog owners, time to yell at some parents.
When I was a kid I thought that human grows up like how pokemon evolve and I insisted on eating every rock i see so I could "grow up" faster a didn't have to grind
Here a neat fact, in EU, if you place an order online, you have 14 days right to return it after receiving it. (The same applies to any purchase outside of a physical store, as long as the product isn't a custom order, a ticket, time sensitive, or digital).
The people that go out of their way to type “nobody cares” are asses and bullies that think the screens that separates you and them allow them to do whatever. They are soooo bothered by the comment that they have to let a real person know that they don’t care. And some people think it’s a joke, it’s n o t. Hurting others feelings is not a joke.
To not break a kids heart about Santa and make it make sense to them do to the covid thing, do this: Write a note from Santa about how he's not coming this year for his and all the other children's safety and how Santa now depends on the parents to spread the Christmas cheer and do the job for him by buying gifts for the kids. Also make a fake letter to yourself also from Santa as "proof" that Santa assigned a job for you.
Have a fanmade story! I was in school last year and I was playing FNAF, a bunch of kids were looking over my shoulder watching me play. They later asked what game I was playing and I said, "I'm playing FNAF." They later asked if they could play as well. I lend them my phone for a few minutes so that they can play. When a jumpscare came, the kid playing was so scared that he deleted the app and I was too late to stop him. I was playing FNAF 4 and had 3 stars.
I used to think that in movies when people got shot, they just took some suicidal people and actually killed them, I also thought the people playing the characters actually got injured and cringe whenever they got hurt
10:39 Can confirm, any non-frozen public school food (like donuts) can mold before being served. Always go for served hot or cold foods and never room temp foods.
3:50 this got popular in the Philippines, the title of the original post was along the lines of " we told him not to play outside because something was under construction, long story short he fell in a manhole"
God that’s awful I feel bad now and I also don’t feel bad at the same time because it’s the kids fault. He do be looking like a sludge person though not gonna lie.
8:23 this is relatable when i was watching Star Wars the rise of Skywalker theres a scene where young Lea training with Young Luke and i tought they film this before hand
2:39 He's taking a test, he's checking it twice. He's gonna take all the doctors advice. Santa Claus is wearing a mask. *yeah yeah* Santa Claus is wearing a mask. *yeah yeah* Santa Claus is wearing a maaaaaask.
8:07 The movie Boyhood was filmed from 2001 to 2013 to really see the characters grow up. I was quite impressed! Perhaps it's not the greatest story of all time, but what a dedication to the idea!
That emergency confetti kid is onto something, we ALL need emergency confetti! *4 dead children in local school presumed to have suffocated in everyone emergency confetti*
4:46 Just leave him/her I used to do the same thing when I was like 4. That one time I cried for hours because I didn't want to go to sleep yet (Like every other person when they were a kid) and my mum told me to stop acting up and doing stupid shit or I will hurt myself. Well...Short story: I fell out of my bed, head first on the floor. 10 seconds of silence before I was crying like a waterfall. We had to go to the hospital late at night. Everything was fine. I never made such a drama out of going to sleep ever again... Sometimes kids just fucking deserve it😂
2:40 Santa has magic, not just to fly but for sickness and illnesses How do you think he eats all those cookies without going into a food coma or getting diabetes?
4:55: it gets worse, the kid actually escapes when the dad was asleep and messes with the furniture and stuff. The dad eventually got up to fix everything the kid messed up.
When I was a kid, I used to think movies were live and the actors were acting in front of us from another location, and when we put the VHS tape (Jeez I feel old) in, it sends a signal to the actors to start acting.
When I was in 3rd of infantil (5-6 years old) my teacher hanged a gigantic map of Portugal and asked a kid of our class: What’s in Spain’s nose? (Referring to Lisbon if it was like that in English). (I remember most of us thinking that all the Iberian peninsula was Spain so better say it like that before starting anything). And the kid said: Spain’s snot! Then we all started laughing and the kid began to cry.
When I have a kid, I'ma tell the dogs to put him to bed if he gets back up. Gonna come down one morning and see an angry little kid being forced to sleep with the doggos lol
Depends on which Santa. -Some will just add disease prevention measures to their route. -Some can just teleport the presents right into everyone's home. -Some might go for the healthy kids first, sick kids second, bad kids last. -Others are so magic that "getting sick" is a weird joke.
When I was a kid, I used to eat the filling out of the oreos. Many kids do that. But, instead of leaving out the remains of the Oreos or throwing the away, I would put them back into the package, close it, and put the package back where I found it.
This reminds me of the time my youngest niece said she wanted "the fruit without hair on it"... Meeting was held in the kitchen with my mother and brother, her dad, to find the fruit in question. Turns out peaches have "hair" and nectarines don't.
10:07 Didn't happen when I was a kid, but last year at work I was having difficulties getting items off the bottom row of the vending machine. I mean, the donuts were right there, but whether I used my card or cash, the machine said they were out of the items in that row. One day, the machine finally gives me the option of getting my wonderful, powdery rings of fried dough, and they come out. I get my pack of donuts, sit down, and open the pack; I take a bite of my winnings...only to discover that I have lost, yet again. The donuts were not checked for freshness, and were very much moldy. Fortunately for me, the person that stocks the machine happened to come in right after, and I told her of my plight; I got my money back after warning her that the entire section is probably moldy.
8:19 There actually WAS a movie that did something like that. Boyhood didn't have a flashback, but it was filmed over the course of twelve years, allowing the actors to realistically age.
Well there was Full house which showed the people ageing over the years.
This was a series and all but these real actors actually grew up in during the series.
And I think that’s really cool.
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I mean, the actor for Dan Larusso in cobra Kai also acted in the karate kid movie and actually Cobra Kai is like, the aftermath I guess. also if you don’t know what I’m talking about you might also recognize the guy when he was younger when he played Johnny in The Outsiders film
I don't know if they'd get along
I guess that was job security for awhile.
Okay but the confetti one was really wholesome and it made my ye-, 2 years.
Good news, get the confetti!
i feel like this needs to actually become a thing.
I also used to carry homemade emergency confetti!
Basically sounds like Little Misfortune and her glitter.
Yikes forever.
That child must have watched My Little Pony where one character often celebrates with confetti, and have emergency stashes of items just in need.
"How will santa give gifts to all kids without spreading the virus?"
Santa: *runs out of coal to give to bad kids*
Santa: I guess it's time to give the gift of coughing
Hi, man who's in literally every comment section of jakes vids
Gello
Now i gotta say gello on everyone of your comments
Almost time!
Me who doesn't celebrate Christmas: *I'll allow it*
kid: draws two cards ON a card
me: I'LL TAKE YOUR INTIRE STOCK
Is the stock in a tire?
@@nikosaarinen3258 well... I guess so
I don't see why everyone thinks that card is worth so much, it's just a myth, it's only worth 2$
in tire?
@@thepieguyinthesky2363 ONLY 2$ ?!
NO!!! IT'S WORTH 25$ FOR A STANDERT ONE, BUT I WANT THE TIRE STOCK WITCH FOR ONE CARD COSTS 75$!
Honestly FakeJake should collab with this other TH-camr called RealJake he's a really funny guy:)
Yeah they both coool
Haha good joke, now I'm waiting for someone to be wooshed
cant wait!
Marvel EndGame: "The best crossover"
Me an intellectual:
@Niccii Infinitii he should, would be fun
“Goodbye Mr. snowman” * Cocks gun*
That little girl is smarter than you for knowing it’s just snow.
@@justincoleman3805 what are you talking about?
Can I r/wooosh him?
@@justincoleman3805 & @ Galaxy gamer am I missing something
@@justincoleman3805 ?????
the kid who looks like venom looks like he coverd him self in flex seal and thats alot of damage
Lol
I looked like that when I started doing calligraphy
D: 😱 WHAT?
3:26
My sister would probably say "learn the difference" as if I was supposed to know a difference between breaking it and breaking it
"Santa" has never caught any other diseases from delivering presents, doesnt make covid diffrent
He died in 1918 in the Spanish Flu pandemic. Fathers toke his role from that moment onwards.
7:40
I mean, melting is kinda like suffering. The 6yo daughter was just making it so the snowman didn't have to suffer
Fun story!
When I was like 8, I liked playing "Flashlight" in the park with a bunch of other kids.
For anyone who doesn't know hat that game is, it's basically hide and seek with a flashlight.
Same concept, varying rules.
We were poor so it was always that flashlight that barely worked and that made it fun.
It was around 10 PM and there were like 30 kids- we couldn't figure out who would be 'It'.
Some woman was walking through the park and Kayden yelled-
"Whoever reaches that girl last is it!"
So immediately everyone started running towards her.
A bunch of children running at her in the darkness.
She started running too and we kept trying to chase her, but we didn't catch her.
I wonder about her sometimes.
If this is a fun sorry she tells too.
Still, who calls their poop a Jobby;-;
I guess you learn something new everyday
I inwardly laugh at all those who call it "poop". I mean, who but a little child does that?
No ones used that since the 80s
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Disappointed Starlight Maybe it’s a human child
Jobby is mainly used in Scotland mostly.
The answer to Santa's dilemma is: Disposable Elves. Irradiated to kill off germs, and to make sure they die off before morning.
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@@imperialtea2886 stop self promoting but great video
HMMMM
Jebus that’s dark, I thaught he will use sewer mutants.
11:13 my little cousin does this HE IS 7 YEARS OLD LIKE REALLY JUST GROW UP MAN
My brother does that and hes 18 (and autistic but we dont speak of that)
I eat my oreos like that then I eat the cookies because it taste better
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@@imperialtea2886 stop promoting your vid
No Nut November is over boys, you know what that means!
...
WE CAN FINALLY EAT PEANUT BUTTER AGAIN!
Let's go!!!
@@terradash help my peanut butter is white bit my gf still eats it
@@thegtasloth5016 r/cursedcomments
@@isaaccarter9007 yep
Xd
That 8-year old confetti kid story was actually an adorable sentiment! In case of good news, priceless!
Kid: daddy the phone is broken. The screen is black
Me: 🤦♂️ *turns on phone*
Kid: wow you're good at fixing things thanks dad!
Guys its common knowledge that Santa is 100% immune to diseases on december 24 and 25 only. He can't catch anything, can't spread anything, is always sterile no matter what he touches, and if he's sick on the 23rd it goes away at midnight. It's part of the same Christmas magic which allows him to deliver all those presents in one night.
Santa to covid: I’m rubber and you’re glue, covid, bounces off me and sticks to you!
Santa, has a magical sleigh, flying reindeer, a bag that magically refills itself with the right toys for each area.
He has been around for many pandemics and he is still here, so I’m assuming he has a magical germ barrier or the elves have the best top microbiologists in the business and has vaccines before anyone else.
And a pilot's license
4:58 so, there needs to be an invention that allows you to do this, where it has 3 slots, and whenever you pick which movie you wanna play, the 3 slot disc player picks said disc and only plays the one you've picked, while leaving the others ones not moving, or it could work like a music disc player, where an arm grabs the disc and plays it.
the fact that there is 30 views and 30 likes makes me incredibly happy
now there's 37K views and 3.7K likes. ⅒ of viewers have liked the video.
@@DivineDefect so rude of them to not like it
@@banana3330 hello amity blight
2:47 I would probably explain it as Santa sending his elves separately to each house and then he goes personally to the nicest kid.
That would explain how the virus wouldn't spread, how he stops at every home in one night, and will give an extra reason for the kids to behave well to see Santa himself.
3:58
Do u remember that old meme/vine if that baby covered in peanut butter
This his him now feel old yet?
Shut up and take my like
@@RuthlessXD :) you got it
Wow in all this time he managed to become black
When I was a kid, the kitchen in my house had a corner cabinet. I found out that I was able to fit inside the cabinet, and would go into it basically every day, and just sit, for hours on the top shelf, with my cat. I don't know what compelled me to climb inside, but I did. I think that me climbing into that cabinet reason is why I like small spaces as an adult.
Some kid on roblox came up to me and said: can I tell you a secret?
Me: ye sure
The kid: I hate furries
I was like: ಠ_ಠ
6:50 OP never said it was their kid. Some neighborhood kid shitting on other people's lawns like an animal.
Apologize to dog owners, time to yell at some parents.
8:08 that’s like how when I was younger and someone got killed or died in a movie I thought those actors volunteered to die for the movie.
Fun fact in Canada the first minister or whatever it’s called said on the news that Santa can’t get COVID-19
Same in the US
Same in the US
When I was a kid I thought that human grows up like how pokemon evolve and I insisted on eating every rock i see so I could "grow up" faster a didn't have to grind
Oh god I hope you’re lying
@@justasilverguy i wish, my gf still throw almost every round object that she can find at me
@@stupidabc4331 poor guy
@@stupidabc4331 you just gotta find the right rock my dude it totally works
I wish it worked that way. Imagine all the adults telling the kids to spam "B" or whatever button so they wouldn't become adults
Here a neat fact, in EU, if you place an order online, you have 14 days right to return it after receiving it. (The same applies to any purchase outside of a physical store, as long as the product isn't a custom order, a ticket, time sensitive, or digital).
I'm back. Cue the "no one cares" comments! That and/or any variations of it.
K
No one cares
I care
Could you please show me who asked
The people that go out of their way to type “nobody cares” are asses and bullies that think the screens that separates you and them allow them to do whatever. They are soooo bothered by the comment that they have to let a real person know that they don’t care. And some people think it’s a joke, it’s n o t. Hurting others feelings is not a joke.
3:51 SCP 106 HAS BROKEN OUT OF THE FACILITY AT GATE A FIRE THE HID TURRETS IMMIDEITLY DO NOT LET IT GET ACROSS THE BRIDGE
He's just going to wear a respirator and bring hand sanitizer
To not break a kids heart about Santa and make it make sense to them do to the covid thing, do this:
Write a note from Santa about how he's not coming this year for his and all the other children's safety and how Santa now depends on the parents to spread the Christmas cheer and do the job for him by buying gifts for the kids.
Also make a fake letter to yourself also from Santa as "proof" that Santa assigned a job for you.
Lesson learned: Top shelf everything I want to keep.
Consequence: a kid can climb the shelves. I've done this.
3:51 SCP 106 HAS BROKEN OUT OF THE FACILITY AT GATE A!
" Scp 106 has breached containment at light containment bathroom! I want all available MTF units there right now!" 3:51
4:00
Ngl i thought that was a child that has been burnt alive
He is in blackface, needs to be cancelled because racism
@@KaiserSocase are you joking?
I clicked so fast even the flash is scared
Flash: **Terified**
Flash: *Panicking intensifies.*
Flash: *holding a cross* BEGONE FROM THIS REALM
@@adummy8951 flash: **your profile pic**
K
2:28 That is actually pretty wholesome
Perfectly balanced
Day 257 of trying to convince Jake to say
*_"I'm Fakob Jakob"_*
le bruhe
K
This man is a legend for doing this for so long
Day 257?! God I feel old
647 comment on this channel wtf
Have a fanmade story!
I was in school last year and I was playing FNAF, a bunch of kids were looking over my shoulder watching me play.
They later asked what game I was playing and I said, "I'm playing FNAF." They later asked if they could play as well.
I lend them my phone for a few minutes so that they can play.
When a jumpscare came, the kid playing was so scared that he deleted the app and I was too late to stop him.
I was playing FNAF 4 and had 3 stars.
3:53
SCP-106 HAS BREACHED OUT OF CONTAINMENT ALL UNI-
Prepare the H.I.D Turret
SCP-106, The Old Kid
Prepare the femur breaker.
@@SCP--il8mu Call D-2346, Call Agent Skinner, Turn off the ELO-IID MAGNETS!!! START THE SOUND TRANSMISSION!!!!!!!
@Brayden Smith they're not even the (exact) same though, and who's to say the other guy didn't steal?
I used to think that in movies when people got shot, they just took some suicidal people and actually killed them, I also thought the people playing the characters actually got injured and cringe whenever they got hurt
When I was this early, the cells still don't stick to each other
3:53 looks like chucky from child's play after being burnt in the fireplace
10:39 Can confirm, any non-frozen public school food (like donuts) can mold before being served. Always go for served hot or cold foods and never room temp foods.
3:50
*SCP-106 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT.*
3:50 this got popular in the Philippines, the title of the original post was along the lines of " we told him not to play outside because something was under construction, long story short he fell in a manhole"
God that’s awful I feel bad now and I also don’t feel bad at the same time because it’s the kids fault.
He do be looking like a sludge person though not gonna lie.
Easy since Santa visits when everyone is a sleep he doesn’t come in contact with anyone. Plus magic
8:09 this is so freaking relatable oml
The thumbnail: *SCP 106 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT.*
POOTIS BIRB yo why am I strapped onto this table
3:50
@@annacline6349 I am about to execute provide(numbers), this going to hurt a lot
MegaMikeCraft wait no I don't even have a femur I sold it on wish
8:23 this is relatable when i was watching Star Wars the rise of Skywalker theres a scene where young Lea training with Young Luke and i tought they film this before hand
Fun Fact: The earth is actually flat and it shows up as a circle because they use the circle cameras.
It's a joke :)
2:39 He's taking a test, he's checking it twice. He's gonna take all the doctors advice. Santa Claus is wearing a mask. *yeah yeah* Santa Claus is wearing a mask. *yeah yeah* Santa Claus is wearing a maaaaaask.
3:52 wow he became a minority faster than the native Americans
8:07 The movie Boyhood was filmed from 2001 to 2013 to really see the characters grow up. I was quite impressed! Perhaps it's not the greatest story of all time, but what a dedication to the idea!
Fun fact: you have never seen an alive rock
"Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson intensifies"
They're too dangerous to be left alive.
when I was young I thought if I ate enough hot food I could breathe fire like bowser and then started thinking if it would turn me evil or not.
Day 50 of asking Jake to say: "It's DeepFakeJake..."
Why
Wh
W
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That emergency confetti kid is onto something, we ALL need emergency confetti! *4 dead children in local school presumed to have suffocated in everyone emergency confetti*
Just came to say: MYCELIUM
5:03 What the hell? A TV with a round screen? I can't imagine a screen that's not a rectangle.
3:41 not to sound like a simp, but that woman on the left is fine...
Hearing him say bye mr snowman in a deep voice is the most hilarious thing ever
9:43
I’m the reply’s in there somewhere!
4:46 Just leave him/her
I used to do the same thing when I was like 4. That one time I cried for hours because I didn't want to go to sleep yet (Like every other person when they were a kid) and my mum told me to stop acting up and doing stupid shit or I will hurt myself.
Well...Short story: I fell out of my bed, head first on the floor. 10 seconds of silence before I was crying like a waterfall.
We had to go to the hospital late at night. Everything was fine.
I never made such a drama out of going to sleep ever again...
Sometimes kids just fucking deserve it😂
Or maybe you could get an arlo camera so you can talk to the kid through the camera.
@@RuthlessXD That's probably better before your toddler burns the house down😂
I used to think that women carried eyeballs under their shirts
This was until I was 10 ;-;
Also nice videos
What are you talking about? Of course we do!
Yes! Some have eyes on the back of their heads. Not only do we have that, but we have them under our shirts, too!
W e s e e a l l
8:08 FunFact: There's a film from the 1930s that used flashbacks from the 1920s where they were child actors in early 'Our Gang' short films.
And there is also the series full house but that’s not a movie and they didn’t wait to film it years after.
Day 103 of asking Jake to say
“It’s JakeFake”
2:40
Santa has magic, not just to fly but for sickness and illnesses
How do you think he eats all those cookies without going into a food coma or getting diabetes?
Day 490 of asking Jake to say "I'm FakobJakob"
Almost at day 500!
So, do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?
@@jacklow9611 both but my birthday is tomorrow so make sure you wait to give it to me
Wait... 325... Or... Hold on, almost ... You been doing this like mire than a year?
@@eddo_2169 yeah I’ve been doing it for a pretty long time
4:20 that's not a water filled balloon. That's just an air filled water-balloon balloon.
Shut up and take my like.
Leaving a comment until Jake collab with me.
Day 220
why would he collab with you
@@magpineapple why not
@@vvvykthor1000 because you dont have any videos and have 59 subscribers. also if you beg in youtube comments he wont do it.
@@magpineapple he may or may not be joking and pretending like that kid who did his entire address
Man everytime I watch these i think to myself 5-8 year old me was a fricking megamind.
4:55: it gets worse, the kid actually escapes when the dad was asleep and messes with the furniture and stuff. The dad eventually got up to fix everything the kid messed up.
Kid needs a strong net over the crib.
1:25 We'd be having a different situation if you threw glitter in the car, Misfortune.
Jake: "Aww I'm so sorry Mr. snowman and then melting him down."
me: with a flam thrower "SO SORRY MR. SNOWMAN."
1:45
my god this 8 year old is a genius..
*i now carry confetti in my pocket, everywhere i go.*
Aww, Eddie and Venom adopted a baby together!!XD
3:49
Dude looks like a clown in the hood
0:18 big brother plagiarized
When I was a kid, I used to think movies were live and the actors were acting in front of us from another location, and when we put the VHS tape (Jeez I feel old) in, it sends a signal to the actors to start acting.
When I was in 3rd of infantil (5-6 years old) my teacher hanged a gigantic map of Portugal and asked a kid of our class:
What’s in Spain’s nose? (Referring to Lisbon if it was like that in English).
(I remember most of us thinking that all the Iberian peninsula was Spain so better say it like that before starting anything).
And the kid said:
Spain’s snot!
Then we all started laughing and the kid began to cry.
2:42 the Christmas spirit is enough to keep him alive and free of disease, why do you think he's been alive so long?
When I have a kid, I'ma tell the dogs to put him to bed if he gets back up.
Gonna come down one morning and see an angry little kid being forced to sleep with the doggos lol
aaaaawwwww that emergency confetti story was actually so adorable
Depends on which Santa.
-Some will just add disease prevention measures to their route.
-Some can just teleport the presents right into everyone's home.
-Some might go for the healthy kids first, sick kids second, bad kids last.
-Others are so magic that "getting sick" is a weird joke.
10:02 I can't remember if she said it was High School or College, but my mom went to school with the guy who made annoying orange.
When I was a kid, I used to eat the filling out of the oreos. Many kids do that. But, instead of leaving out the remains of the Oreos or throwing the away, I would put them back into the package, close it, and put the package back where I found it.
This reminds me of the time my youngest niece said she wanted "the fruit without hair on it"... Meeting was held in the kitchen with my mother and brother, her dad, to find the fruit in question. Turns out peaches have "hair" and nectarines don't.
I'm going to start carrying confetti in my pockets now
6:56 that was posted on my birthday lol. XD
When I was 7 years old my mom said we were getting food from subway, my dumb self thought that we were going to go to an actual subway
Does anyone else hope that pocket confetti girl is actually the most chaotic sarcastic 8 year old ever?
That daughter really went: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!
10:07 Didn't happen when I was a kid, but last year at work I was having difficulties getting items off the bottom row of the vending machine. I mean, the donuts were right there, but whether I used my card or cash, the machine said they were out of the items in that row. One day, the machine finally gives me the option of getting my wonderful, powdery rings of fried dough, and they come out. I get my pack of donuts, sit down, and open the pack; I take a bite of my winnings...only to discover that I have lost, yet again. The donuts were not checked for freshness, and were very much moldy. Fortunately for me, the person that stocks the machine happened to come in right after, and I told her of my plight; I got my money back after warning her that the entire section is probably moldy.
8:09
I'm so damn glad i wasn't the only one that thought that
When I was a kid I thoughts films were shot in realtime. When it's raining on the movie I go outside to check if it's really raining or not lol
My mind when seeing thumbnail: SCP-106 has escaped the facility at gate A, all units report immediately and bring SCP-106 back to it's containment