@@Citizen-Bob That's OK. You don't have to actually make it, I just like the idea of John Crewe up on stage introducing the new, revolutionary Drake...Grinder!
Step 1: Remove all kitchenettes from all ships Step 2: Make the Drake Grinder available in the pledge store for some 50 bucks Step 3: Profit Jokes aside, with "custom furnishings" and "craftable consumables" coming in 1.0, there will be a coffee maker among those 500%. I'm not sure if the pun was intended, but the Drake "Grinder" might need a rebrand in today's age. Becoming a coffee mogul does not sound bad, the margins are crazy. Imagine high quality T3 coffee gave you bullet time like Fallout's Jet. That would be neat.
lol well done as always, but you missed mentioning you can buy the Grinder Concept* now on the pledge store with LTI.... A special Warbond promotion of course, needing you to spend RL money... *(available in game next year)
I'd buy that machine! But will it be nerfed from making a decent pint of esperesso to a measly decaf cappucinno to boost sales of the M.I.S.C, the Mobile Interstellar Ship's Coffeemaker?
My Department unfortunately didn't qualify to the "star" level of technology. They don't give that title lightly to anyone. I still think it was unfair and BREW did deserve that status...
i realy liked this viddeo,it was great fun and the segond part will be fun to be inplemented in the pu. i like the name : b.r.e.w. also i love the stay connected, stay bob
this would be perfect for those long salvage runs!
but i don't see it on the RSI store yet...guess i'll have to wait a bit longer!
You have to wait since B.R.E.W. phase 2. Probably second quarter 2026
Must be Speculative
Monty Python's spirit of humor is strong in this video
Tis but a scratch!
Now I want a full, CIG-style ship promo video for the Drake Grinder.
I can try, but I don't have the means to do it like it needs to be done...
@@Citizen-Bob That's OK. You don't have to actually make it, I just like the idea of John Crewe up on stage introducing the new, revolutionary Drake...Grinder!
I feel so immersed, watching this while drinking coffee
Regular coffee? Decaf? Hot macchiato? Did you use the grinder?
Hang on, I've got a meeting with the Bobs.
It is in these meetings that the fate of the universe is usually decided
That's genius! Brilliant!
Thank you very very much!
Step 1: Remove all kitchenettes from all ships
Step 2: Make the Drake Grinder available in the pledge store for some 50 bucks
Step 3: Profit
Jokes aside, with "custom furnishings" and "craftable consumables" coming in 1.0, there will be a coffee maker among those 500%. I'm not sure if the pun was intended, but the Drake "Grinder" might need a rebrand in today's age. Becoming a coffee mogul does not sound bad, the margins are crazy. Imagine high quality T3 coffee gave you bullet time like Fallout's Jet. That would be neat.
CIG should really hire you as partner for Jared !
Or at least as Head Director Manager of the Weird and Silly Creative Department!
B.R.E.W gonna be revolutionary
Indeed, my friend. Indeed...
lol well done as always, but you missed mentioning you can buy the Grinder Concept* now on the pledge store with LTI.... A special Warbond promotion of course, needing you to spend RL money... *(available in game next year)
Well, you should bring this complain to Bob, Indecisive Director of Lateral Marketing Campaigns. It's his responsibility! 😊
I'd buy that machine! But will it be nerfed from making a decent pint of esperesso to a measly decaf cappucinno to boost sales of the M.I.S.C, the Mobile Interstellar Ship's Coffeemaker?
We love you, Bob! And this is why. Peak SC Bobbery [tm]. Keep Bob'n, Citizen Bob!
Every once in a while it's needed, eh? It had been a while...
Great work. Subbed. 👍
Great work in subscribing! Thanks and welcome to the channel
LMAO! Does the Drake Grinder come with LTI? 🤣
Mi so fatto una bella risata! 😅 Grazie!
Grazie a te di essere passato a guardare
Ahh man I'm here for BREW gameplay!! Bring it on!!
This was Amazing Bravo!
Thank you very much!
LTI coffee pot available in the 300I series.
like, comment, AND subscribe.
Appreciate!
This is too real.
Will probably become real in 3 or 4 years!
That's pretty good :D
Well thanks.
Will Grinder come with a default 30k on use? I will pay gold for that!
😂 That was gold! Awesome idea! And I want that Drake Grinder for real !!! LMAO 🤣
Who needs a crafting machine when you can get a GRINDER!!!... here's my wallet
Really funny, faithful to the original material xD
CIG needs to do this so bad !!
I LOVE YOU BOB !
I am flattered
Disappointed this is satire. We need this!
Satire often leads to real change. don't forget that
Ahahahahaha troppo forte. Hai un nuovo iscritto.
Grazie mille!
So silly ... i love it
This won't get implemented until 1.0. What about us Tea drinkers!
I love how this comment is realistically possible if they ever actually implement this one day
Shut up and take my Money!
*Bob suddenly shuts up and shares his bank details...
Hey Bob are you Italian right?
Sì 😀
@@Citizen-Bob grande ahah, vivi all’estero come me? Continua così man 😄🔥
In realtà no, sto a Milano... ho semplicemente cominciato a preparare contenuti in inglese (e non so bene perchè) !
Forse perché gioco sempre tardi la sera e trovo più facilmente stranieri...
@@Citizen-Bob ci sta, siamo in 2 difatto il mio gruppetto son tutti tranne che italiani ahah 😄
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!
I will, no question asked! 😁
Drake grinder.....lol
Drake grinder avaible now in the store for only 45$ (warbond only)
Not StarBrew?
My Department unfortunately didn't qualify to the "star" level of technology. They don't give that title lightly to anyone. I still think it was unfair and BREW did deserve that status...
😂😂😂😂
😂
🤣
Hahahaha
LOL
Indeed!
Well this is cringey
Well... welcome to the channel where cringeyis daily habit! 😎
It is just accurate, that's why it's so amazing)
i realy liked this viddeo,it was great fun and the segond part will be fun to be inplemented in the pu.
i like the name : b.r.e.w.
also i love the stay connected, stay bob