My first hour of S.T.A.L.K.E.R

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  • @Andrei9thouzen
    @Andrei9thouzen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    "i'm pretty much the best at this game"
    Plays SoC and marks it as Clear sky in yt.

    • @Theo-it4dw
      @Theo-it4dw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol true

    • @szymonkolendo509
      @szymonkolendo509 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I know Im late, but it's a YT algorithm that marks those, not the uploader lol

    • @lukkkasz323
      @lukkkasz323 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i know im late, but video author cant mark games, youtube does it. They detected S.T.A.L.K.E.R. in title and picked random game from all 3.

    • @kilodeltanegative4199
      @kilodeltanegative4199 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know I'm late but last two idiots are wrong.

    • @cairox1509
      @cairox1509 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know im late, but the guy above me is right.

  • @knowariddle9462
    @knowariddle9462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    You are not cheeki breeki enough

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The man went knife only as an inexperienced STALKER and won, he get's my vote of Cheeki Breeki.

  • @thegaspucci6450
    @thegaspucci6450 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    my first 2 hours were insane in stalker
    killing like 20 bandit at garbage
    stealing the military documents,barely survived that
    getting rich with artifacts
    killing the military near the destroyed bridge
    dying like 10 times because of anomalies
    fuck this game
    i love it!!!!

  • @garrettwilson6687
    @garrettwilson6687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    When you get to Garbage with a pistol somehow.

  • @plaguepandemic5651
    @plaguepandemic5651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tips for new players:
    -play on master difficulty (you take but also deal more damage, makes enemies way less spongy)
    -you can unload weapons you pick up by right clicking them in your inventory
    -aim for the head, always
    -at the very beginning, pick up every gun you find. Even if you already have 20 pistols, you can sell them to buy ammo/medkits
    -quicksave after every kill and occasionally when moving from place to place, it will eventually become a habit
    -the knife can kill the strongest mutants in 2-3 hits
    -stealth does not work

    • @eggsandtomatoeswithcolesla5669
      @eggsandtomatoeswithcolesla5669 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just a correction m8, I'm aware this is an old comment but still...
      -Playing on Master Difficulty will make majority of their shots land and doesn't increase the damage you give, only the damage you take. (This is from looking at the coding)
      -Yer 2nd tip is correct as hell
      -Amen to that, especially with AP rounds.
      -Traders won't buy damaged goods.
      -True
      -Knife 1 shots everything in SoC, but was nerfed for balance in the other games.
      -Stealth Works, they can see through bushes though. Also, make sure to move slowly, as in crouch and shift at the same time while sneaking up on their back.
      Now get out of here Stalker!
      The Zone Awaits!

  • @chaos9731
    @chaos9731 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:36 gotta love that guitar-blin

  • @докторКаланча
    @докторКаланча 7 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    not " I am Allah " "aiii blyaa "

  • @LightTrack-
    @LightTrack- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The thing with knife hitboxes is, it has to touch the opponent with the contact point. For swipe, it's the middle. For the stab, it's the tip of the blade. And you can't literally hug the characters in this game so you'll always have a small forcefield inbetween you and them, making you miss despite being at the closest distance if you don't use edge alignment properly.

  • @gecko7005
    @gecko7005 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Had trouble managing pistol ammo not a real stalker

    • @kingrediusz3764
      @kingrediusz3764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why am I overweight?
      *Looks at 1000 9x18 rounds*

  • @MuralityD
    @MuralityD 11 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    >I want to be a hero pls
    More like an hero AMIRITE?!

  • @gorgiascae5682
    @gorgiascae5682 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First hour in vanilla SoC I made the mistake of thinking a pistol would be accurate and kill of 3-5 shots instead of emptying the whole magazine to stagger a bandit.

    • @aidanschooley7052
      @aidanschooley7052 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Only for the bandit to beam you afterwards

  • @atharvajadhav2570
    @atharvajadhav2570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Have I ever told you the DEFINITION OF INSANITY? 3:22

  • @Marauder623
    @Marauder623 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The pain i remember of clearing that cordon of army! Fucking hell, the satisfaction of an AK and not having to worry about the tunnel? Worth it XD

  • @sumerbc7409
    @sumerbc7409 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My whole family and I gather in the backyard every night around a fire as I play the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. guitar songs & drink vodka speaking in drunk bad Russian.

  • @patrickholt2270
    @patrickholt2270 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I suppose one should be disgusted by the fact that no-one takes prisoners in STALKER. Except bandits, funnily enough.

  • @jeph115
    @jeph115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    if at your first hour you tought the lines where that... jesus christ how are you alive?

  • @leshiy2043
    @leshiy2043 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    first hour of stalker, you say.
    did the cheeki breeki found it's way into you? there's few who get marked by the cheeki breeki in their first time. luckily, im one of them.

  • @puppetpuppet5972
    @puppetpuppet5972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    >Picks up 9x19
    >Doesn't pick up mp5
    k y s m e x i c a n r e t a r d w e e b

  • @LetoZeth
    @LetoZeth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There is a tunnel next to the checkpoint where you can go through.. Where you are supposed to go through.

    • @TheRealTschesseler
      @TheRealTschesseler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LetoZeth or a Gap in The fence in The other Side of The Road...Just being guarded by two boars

    • @TheRealTschesseler
      @TheRealTschesseler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Canta Per Me 4: hole in The fence
      Tunnel
      Shoot Military
      Bribe them

  • @thegeneralmitch
    @thegeneralmitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm out of ammo!
    Me: you see Boris, a knife has no need of ammo, unless you throw like a true soviet, then you must be asking for it back!

  • @alexreigel7950
    @alexreigel7950 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is amazingly funny xD haha

  • @gustavogodoy4019
    @gustavogodoy4019 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good old stalker experience... Including the crash

  • @mixtrix6066
    @mixtrix6066 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great & funny, make part 2 please 😃😂

  • @antalgergo2699
    @antalgergo2699 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:21 Bandit is saying “Ayyy f*ck* if anyone was wondering

  • @_DayStar_
    @_DayStar_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If the captions weren’t there I wouldn’t be laughing rn lol

  • @knight13117
    @knight13117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The misheard Bandit quips in Russian are the best!

  • @judsongaiden9878
    @judsongaiden9878 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How did you react the very first time you saw a fleshy piggy FLESHPIG with its bulging eyeball and its squealing pig-face?! 🙃 Btw, the sawed-off is wrongly described as a "beginner's weapon." Unless they mean because it's available early on. Otherwise, it takes experienced finesse to use effectively. You have to aim down the rib to be effective. This is one of those games that handicaps shotguns by making them throw loose patterns if you shoot from the hip, so you have aim down sights (or down the rib since no one bothered to drill and tap bead sights onto the ribs of those sawed-offs) all or most of the time.
    6:08 The Fort 15 is the best pistol you can have for the way-early game. But pistols are barely useful. Really good for hunting snorks, and only if you enjoyjoy the sport of nailing them in the head with accurate aimed shots. And there are no snorks in Cordon in 'nilla ShoC. But Sid offers a mission to retrieve that pistol. I forget what the reward is. One thing you can do is use it til it's worn down, then get the mission from Sid and turn it in.

  • @johnnywatanabe1152
    @johnnywatanabe1152 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's what I call a quality transcription of Russian quotes into the English alphabet :P

  • @radkonpsygami7634
    @radkonpsygami7634 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What part of "let them come close" didn't you understand? Geez!

  • @Nitroshot99
    @Nitroshot99 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    You think this is difficult? Install Misery in COP

    • @Cavistus729
      @Cavistus729  10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i've already done that. check out my "EXTENSIVELY TESTED" video

    • @patrickholt2270
      @patrickholt2270 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or just eat glass. The self-punishment with Misery is off the scale.

    • @3DRiley_
      @3DRiley_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      KommissarBanx Artificial difficulty through unfair economy isn't the same as actual difficulty.
      If I already spend 16+ hours for a playthrough of CoP I really don't want to add 4 hours of just grinding to it.
      Also who plays memery these days? Get CoC or if you want the absolute experience Last Day

    • @ДэнаунНовиньо
      @ДэнаунНовиньо 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Played SoC 5 times, CS 3 times, CoP 3 times, once each game again with the Complete mod, played Lost Alpha, all this in master, exploring every map, doing the whole main stories and tons of side quests. Watched 50+ videos of a youtuber playing Misery. Felt confident, knowing every part of the Zone. Installed Misery, started a gameplay on normal, started heading to Skadovsk, stopped inside a bush to check the area I was going to traverse and BANG, someone headshoted me with a sniper. First death with under two minutes of gameplay. To this day I have no clue on where the sniper was. Misery is brutal. Couldn't finish Misery and Last Day because I loot and stash every single kill and this mods crash after you have 65536 objects. Now playing Anomaly, finished 100% as an Ecologist, trying the UNISG storyline for a new challenge. Only thing I miss is to drive the car of Lost Alpha, that thing was way broken and funny.

  • @JuanPeralta-t4m
    @JuanPeralta-t4m 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:08

  • @juabit
    @juabit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    yeah i though that dude says something stupid like '' Let me feel you in '' but he is saying '' Let me fill you in ''

  • @RoadsidePicnic
    @RoadsidePicnic 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That first shotgun death loll

  • @charlesvane2952
    @charlesvane2952 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    even with the knife you have to aim like you had crosshair and if you dont have them in your 'invisible crosshair' you'll miss...

  • @BigOuterHeaven
    @BigOuterHeaven 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    DEPACOYNICK
    i fucking lost it xD
    well, it souds like "TY POKOYNIK" and means YOURE DEADMAN or YOURE DEAD.

  • @kubakubanerkuba
    @kubakubanerkuba 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    dude, i love your STALKER-vids, these stupid text-messages make me laugh all the time :D

  • @onetruekeeper418
    @onetruekeeper418 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Never bring a Makarov to a A.K. fight...LOL.

  • @Tobanaman
    @Tobanaman 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    *DYNAMIC HELICOPTER MANEUVER*

  • @h3llblaze908
    @h3llblaze908 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    My first hour playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R Soc-"oh man, i want to hear some Cheeki Breeki!!"

  • @BioHazardCL4
    @BioHazardCL4 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Cheeki Breeki is strong with this one.

  • @gorestriker
    @gorestriker 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    i never played SOCH vanilla... first time was lost alpha first stalker i played was call of pripyat

  • @ngcf4238
    @ngcf4238 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude you can just approach the military checkpoint with your weapon away and pay them 500 RU to pass

    • @FJV567
      @FJV567 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      wtf i always killed them lol

  • @Cavistus729
    @Cavistus729  6 ปีที่แล้ว

    why is this video so popular all of a sudden wtf
    it had like sub 1k views for years

    • @quantumedbox4341
      @quantumedbox4341 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      for reason of showing in recommendations, even in russian youtube

  • @54eu
    @54eu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Master difficulty is how everybody rolls in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Unless you're a degenerate.

  • @dullfifqariano6657
    @dullfifqariano6657 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Thats not some shit of duty game (No insults to COD Players) so COD Moves,knifing and whatsoever will not work in the zone :P

    • @Helltamirre
      @Helltamirre 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dullfifqariano Hey, in SoC you can stab a wall and a BMP.

    • @jonatan1244
      @jonatan1244 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Once its soc they will work in kinda similar way. The way you play it depends on familarity with it. I started to play vanilla soc another time after years and it is so gg ez.. I just RUSHED with viper my way to lab in agroprom. Really.
      The game mostly depends on your firerate and ammo stock

    • @TheOwlMan8850
      @TheOwlMan8850 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, iv'e fought a bloodsucker with a knife and 6 medkits XD

    • @aidanschooley7052
      @aidanschooley7052 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jonatan1244nah fire rate doesn’t matter if your accurate it’s more about the movement and having a good angle to shoot from

  • @radiostalker740
    @radiostalker740 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did you complete the game?

  • @JohnyLarge
    @JohnyLarge 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    how did you run out of ammo when the video was at 8 minutes I had 200 bullets for my pistol

  • @TheLizard989
    @TheLizard989 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "This gun is shit" says the guy who passes over an upgraded pistol at the military checkpoint. Also, did you loot any ammo at all?

  • @НикитаЗахаров-у1р
    @НикитаЗахаров-у1р 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nuu, podorvali pacani!

  • @Bloodwest
    @Bloodwest 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Have you intentionally ignored your hp bar? :)

  • @lordofsiberia4972
    @lordofsiberia4972 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anuuuu cheeki breeki

  • @Laceee92
    @Laceee92 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is not CSGO...

  • @KommissarBanx
    @KommissarBanx 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:12 In Call of Misery Last Day I always just low crouch (prone in misery) underneath the bars and come at them from on top of the tracks with the sandbags. It's usually bandit controlled though, not mercs. They still have that south outpost in the Cordon

  • @That0Homeless0Guy
    @That0Homeless0Guy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'q' and 'e'
    Switch to master difficulty.
    Aim for the head.

  • @mrorlov2706
    @mrorlov2706 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    the dude be lie AIII BLYAH the text be like I am ALLAH me be like AYYY LMAO

  • @karjalasta
    @karjalasta 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:59 cheeki breeki... if donkey

  • @histo3337
    @histo3337 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yoben boben time to CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

  • @shrk128
    @shrk128 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    were you aware of the stash with around 1000 pistol and smg rounds near bes' parking lot?

    • @SpaceCat36
      @SpaceCat36 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      9x19mm ammo wouldn't be much of use for his damned starting Makarov pistol. Srs, that thing is garbage

  • @rustyshackleford1508
    @rustyshackleford1508 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, this really was your first hour. You didn't even discover the keys to lean.

    • @seriousperson2065
      @seriousperson2065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      coming back to memories because of feeling bored? don't worry, 2021 will save you

    • @billoverbeck3784
      @billoverbeck3784 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seriousperson2065 we are there now

  • @meffistoxiii1
    @meffistoxiii1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:00 bad translation, should be "annu cheeki breeki iv damke"
    XD

  • @avo-0665
    @avo-0665 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why u havent used any ,,q" or ,,e" button ? It helps you peek enemies

  • @GermanHockey
    @GermanHockey 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    didnt even grab the merc suit in the attic? SMH

  • @Enochian_Tomfoolery
    @Enochian_Tomfoolery 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol you got yourself another subscriber.

  • @TheM4Dr1Zz
    @TheM4Dr1Zz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    im allah killed me xDDDDDD

    • @ZakariaEZZAAMARI
      @ZakariaEZZAAMARI 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol he's saying ayyy mlyaaaaa ! xD

    • @banjoball1028
      @banjoball1028 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh blin take cover these western spy's like this fool is invading the comments! Monoliths take this blin down!

  • @duty1894
    @duty1894 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love videos like this one

  • @kindadramaticboi5117
    @kindadramaticboi5117 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Comd back with the STALKER videos

  • @Torgo1969
    @Torgo1969 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Poluchi gad!

  • @Torgo1969
    @Torgo1969 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sobaka!

  • @lordofsiberia4972
    @lordofsiberia4972 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Чики брики

  • @antoshkagamechanle4156
    @antoshkagamechanle4156 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    not ah butt .... its pacani

  • @nattyj8209
    @nattyj8209 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "this gun is a piece of s***" no genius, you just shouldn't use a pistol to snipe people. That doesn't work in any game much less stalker.

    • @Cavistus729
      @Cavistus729  7 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh okay i guess i should have just used my other guns
      oh wait, genius, i didn't have any :DDDD

    • @nattyj8209
      @nattyj8209 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cavistus you had a shotgun, that works better than a pistol.

    • @Cavistus729
      @Cavistus729  7 ปีที่แล้ว

      a shotgun with 7 rounds is not more effective at long range than a pistol with 80 rounds. i don't know what games you're referring to when you say "that doesn't work in any game" but i'm sure they're painfully mediocre

    • @nattyj8209
      @nattyj8209 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pistols are highly ineffecetive (sorry for possible spelling mistake) at long range simply because they aren't made for that sort of range. It doesn't work too well in real life, badly in everyday shooters like CoD, and usually quite horridly in games like S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Best way to clear that section if you don't want to pay or sneak through the tunnel, is fire the shotgun to kill one or two guys, then run in and take the rifles they dropped.

  • @caliber3821
    @caliber3821 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    moja bratucha, ti nada znat kak igrat stalker, ucitsia nada

    • @shinrathestalker7630
      @shinrathestalker7630 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Novo Ime Yeah, indeed it means that :D And the style in which the videomaker plays makes me...just...makes me facepalm and laughing hard :D The buddy do it as an idiot, but in Zone we may be all the idiots in front of Her power ;) It's hard? JUST RUN FROM EMISSION AND FIND THE SHELTER~

  • @MaxMirniy
    @MaxMirniy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    какой-то тупой чувак. стреляться с военными в самом начале? можно и обойти. Даже когда хп почти не остается, он продолжает стрелять вместо того, чтобы уйти и лечиться. А если нечем лечиться, то зачем в бой вступать? Игра же не обязывает убивать всех встречных. Но видео смешное. Я ваще не знаю зачем пишу коммент под видео 13 года. Его все равно никто не прочитает. :D

    • @daniel5730
      @daniel5730 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      А я всегда их убивал почему-то.

    • @ardalidosfoundation7294
      @ardalidosfoundation7294 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Чувак это же запад епта, им такое невдомек. А так уже дохера норм забугорного контента существует по сталкачу

  • @nikitadolgov4448
    @nikitadolgov4448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ay mlea not Im allah

  • @Wojtass36
    @Wojtass36 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i spat my water out when you couldnt stab him

  • @stansable
    @stansable 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ukraine TOP.

  • @bubr69
    @bubr69 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ты покойник!

  • @sekory88
    @sekory88 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh man I shit myself xD that miss leading words

  • @denudenovsky
    @denudenovsky 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching this after countless hours in stalker and many, many mods is kind of cringy. No skill at all xd