But he forgot about the stinkhorn mushroom that’s said to be the world’s most potent aphrodisiac 😂 don’t believe me, look up stinkhorn mushroom that can make a person climax just by smelling it and be grateful it’s called a stinkhorn for a reason 😂
I finished a whole bowl of chili watching this video and I didn't even hesitate for a single bite out of sheer willpower. I just want you to know I'm really proud of myself for succeeding at that.
Mushroom did wonders in my life. I could remember several years ago after divorce with my wife which brought me into my disastrous journey on Alcohol and cigarettes. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until a friend recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.
I love hearing great life changing stories like this. I want to become a mycologist because honestly mushrooms are the best form of medicine (most especially the psychedelic ones) There are so many people today used magic mushrooms to ween off of SSRI medication- its amazing! Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death buddy, lets be honest here.
Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Germany. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them
I'm so very happy for you mate, Psilocybin is absolutely amazing, the way it shows you things, the way it teaches you things. I can not believe our world and our people shows less interest about it's helpfulness to humanity. It's love. The mushrooms heals people by showing the truth, it would be so beneficial for so many people, especially politicians and the rich who have lost their way and every other persons out there.
The stinkhorn eggs are edible. They have a slightly radish-like and water chestnut taste and texture. According to them, Stinkhorn witch's eggs can be eaten raw or cooked, and remind the chef more of vegetables than mushroom in their flavors.
@@Liz-sc3np Oddly, the eggs don’t have any bad odor, they do t start stinking until they sprout. Still didn’t keep me from staying as far as my shovel handle would reach, away from them. When something stinks so bad you can smell it from 20-30 feet away, it’s not meant to be eaten, touched, or anything else, except maybe covered up with dirt and hidden.
The dialogue in this video is beyond excellent, also the chronometer interrupted cinematography is a pleasure to allow my rods and cones to interpret the reflected images along my optic nerve. The sensations my brain feels as it adjust my serotonin levels reminds me of something pleasurable. I HIGHLY recommend this collection of 1 & 0’s
Few days ago one was growing behind our workshop and i kicked it, and it severed. The next day it was bigger than before and i was like what in the actual fuck is this? lol
And one who is in fact quite genius in his overall work. Don't let the humor fool ya -- Mr. Frank has a degree in neuroscience. He's done numerous TED Talks, too. The best humor comes from a smart dude with the 'tude of an early teen, who doesn't give any flips about who might be offended. Sophomoric humor at its zenith, y'all.
It snagged on whatever that background is when it was growing. It kinda proves it's strength rather than disproves it. Certainly didn't break from It's own weight.
Loving all the innuendo and double entendre...and just to finish it off, the colloquially-named stinkhorn is more correctly called _Phallus Impudicus._ Which is a bit of a mouthful...no, that didn't sound good at all. :-P
True story: I was walking in the forest, blissfully unaware these things existed, and ran into an octopus stinkhorn. The smell and sight were truly creepypasta material, let me tell you
@@LML1415 I could smell it from several meters away. Kinda like a cadaver but not really. Made me expect a dead animal anyway, maybe the size of a rabbit. It wasn't exactly a jump scare when I found it but I definitely gave it a weird stare for a good few seconds :)
For the last month, my daily covid hiking trail goes through a colony of common stinkhorns. It smells like the vegan version of a rotting carcass but what gets to me is the black goo on the tip.
He is the modern version of TH-cam David Attenborough, with no professional experience or funding. But with a heart of passion and humor that touches everyone.
I love how right after he says “Oof, I’m sorry.” a third mushroom rises in a way that makes it look like it’s checking the other mushroom to see if it’s okay. 😂
"It's in the tip of both of our tongue." "If it comes to you first, just spit it out." "I just can't put my finger on it." "You can't put your finger on it all day, and when you're in bed at night, it just pops up out of nowhere."
Me: peacefully sitting in a cinema, waiting for Frozen 2 to start, watching this to kill some time Ugly mushroom: shows up Narrator: This is ELSA Me: terrified
"Well if it's on the tip of both our tongues, i'm sure it'll come to one of us sooner or later Jerry." My god, i'm done. DOOONNNE! *holds guts laughing*
@@blountjuice4932 Bitch, you're barely brown. Quit acting like you're the first black person to do it. Nobody gives a fuck. It is also funny that all of your shameless, self promoting posts have one like on them. This is the 4th post by you on a comment on this video out of the last 5 I have clicked on...all with that one single like. That is a dead giveaway that you like your own shit. That's just pathetic.
As always, well done. Love the videos, very educational, and the narration is superb. True facts about the Aye Aye and true facts about the sloth are still my favorites. Absolute gold!!! Thank you
The funny part is that if it was you-know-what he would have to blur it out and put 18+ restriction on his video like it's been made by Satan. But an oozing stinkhorn is a-ok. This teaches you more about humanity than mushrooms.
imagine jerry but folded more than six times. then when the time is right his heart would grow three times and inflate his body unfurling him in his true majesty. that, is how a stinkhorn do
Mims Zanadustedt: Skin paper sounds like the name of an SCP. Either that, or a Melodic Death Metal band that loves to make obscured references to The Holocaust.
Ok... after watching this and the diabolically clever narration , I subscribed and am now going to do a thorough run through of all the other videos here. Awesomeness !
The fact that you laughed when you said “There you go” in the beginning makes me feel like you played a horrifying joke on us and I don’t know whether to laugh with you or just take an antipsychotic from seeing whatever Elsa just did.
You are by far the funniest dude ever...I love you and this channel so friggin much. Please upload more often, we are all deprived of your genius. I actually crave your videos...please end my suffering!
Brielle : I know It seems it is ... ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE , Strange ... IT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING , just keep saying..... KITTENS AND PUPPIES... KITTENS AND PUPPIES... BAHAHAHA...
Considering im in university studying biology, and still don't know a portion of organisms in his videos, then he definitely has enough material for many years to come
"Or a person with a sinus infection put an m-80 in his nostril"
I swear all of Zefranks analogies are pure gold
i must say i agree with u
If loudness were silence they would be the loudest birds
My favorite is, "Like a lactose-intolerant cheesemaker, the cuttlefish is unaware of its own gift."
Not forgetting "to imagine this, imagine something you can't even imagine"
2:08 "This slime is- oof... I'm sorry"
We all felt that one, Gerry
Half of us anyway
Literally broke himself in half.
The middle mushroom: 'OH FU-!!'
Deeee xD
It slowly started yellowing
“All the little spore bebbes are off into the world”. Oddly comforting.
Then a schammi spits on it, then rubs it
@@breakingames7772 xD
@@breakingames7772 we ain't talking plumbis :p
bebbes
Indeed.
CAN BREAK THRU ASPHALT; DAMN THAT IS A STRONG STIFFY.
And this is why I read the comments section ☕️ For this quality gold. Thank you.
That's just Tuesdays.
Stiffy is already from OzzyMan's lexicon.
Bri'ish
I am unable to fathom why this needs to be in app caps but I'm glad it is godspeed sir.
And that ladies and gents, is how the Stinkhorn Mushroom do.
Hello dr meeem lel
xavier marcha That's the joke
Ew
I miss him saying that!
But he forgot about the stinkhorn mushroom that’s said to be the world’s most potent aphrodisiac 😂 don’t believe me, look up stinkhorn mushroom that can make a person climax just by smelling it and be grateful it’s called a stinkhorn for a reason 😂
“It’s all over rather quickly...”
Well, I tried my best. No need to be demanding.
LP
I think that thing belonged to Jeffrey Epstein?!
These comments are so great. I’ll always love this channel
😂😂😂😂😂 ohhhh, I have tears of laughter rolling down my face, first from the video, then from the comments section!
😂
i’m scared and fascinated at the same time
I’m revolted and fascinated.
That nature for you.
that's what she said
Try looking up the female ginkgo tree, as its fruit smells like vomit mixed with rotting flesh...
Who isn't
I finished a whole bowl of chili watching this video and I didn't even hesitate for a single bite out of sheer willpower. I just want you to know I'm really proud of myself for succeeding at that.
why would you said that bro that's racist
@@pimpasskilla2814 bro what??
🤣🤣🤣
@@pimpasskilla2814 Blah Blah Blah YEaH...Everything is racist now🤢😜
It tried to change the flavor of my desert, a strawberry sundae.
"True facts is not appropriate for children, or adults who don't act like children." -Zefrank
@@ericolens3 Ha ha ha!
@Pseudo Typos it is a quote from another
"True facts" vide (just so you know)
@@ericolens3 no you will have adolescence. Your puberty was your midlife crisis.
@@gabriel300010 lolololololol...!!!
COPPA will still fine him
I thought Elsa was an injured turtle at first, would’ve been horrifying if there was no audio
“Local tortoise at the zoo explodes onto the viewing glass, traumatizing every child present. ROLL THE CLIP.”
Same
"Get the popcorn!"
"It's in the tortoise cage!"
I can only imagine the person trying to put in their head phones while the video plays.
I was watching this with no audio. This was in fact traumatizing.
The genuine "Oof, I'm sorry" as the mushroom broke apart broke me.
Same here! It took me a minute to realize this man said "oof". I'm still laughing!
That was one of several parts of this video that had me in tears! So good 👍😂
We all have bad days, even mushrooms.
Yeah. That's about when the tears started in the middle of laughing so hard.
Mushroom did wonders in my life. I could remember several years ago after divorce with my wife which brought me into my disastrous journey on Alcohol and cigarettes. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until a friend recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.
I love hearing great life changing stories like this. I want to become a mycologist because honestly mushrooms are the best form of medicine (most especially the psychedelic ones) There are so many people today used magic mushrooms to ween off of SSRI medication- its amazing! Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death buddy, lets be honest here.
Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Germany. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them
Yes Predroshrooms
I'm so very happy for you mate, Psilocybin is absolutely amazing, the way it shows you things, the way it teaches you things. I can not believe our world and our people shows less interest about it's helpfulness to humanity. It's love. The mushrooms heals people by showing the truth, it would be so beneficial for so many people, especially politicians and the rich who have lost their way and every other persons out there.
Where can I find him? Can I Google this dude
I never get tired of hearing him the word “babies”.
bebis hahahahha
Bebes i mean hahaha
Bebes
Bebeys
I like it when he says "byurrd".
The only man with a voice that makes me WANT to learn something gross
Cherry : So True
Cherry Plays i read this with a comma after something
True
Cherry Plays so that’s why I’m still watching
My phobias are screaming
*tip breaks off the fungus
“Ooof, I’m sorry.”
Imagine something like that happens to your junk. I cringed immediately.
I felt sorry too.
I laughed till I hurt !
roblox player
@@nocturnal0072 it not just breaks off it's ripped
The stinkhorn eggs are edible. They have a slightly radish-like and water chestnut taste and texture. According to them, Stinkhorn witch's eggs can be eaten raw or cooked, and remind the chef more of vegetables than mushroom in their flavors.
Eww noo!
@@Liz-sc3np Oddly, the eggs don’t have any bad odor, they do t start stinking until they sprout. Still didn’t keep me from staying as far as my shovel handle would reach, away from them. When something stinks so bad you can smell it from 20-30 feet away, it’s not meant to be eaten, touched, or anything else, except maybe covered up with dirt and hidden.
So kinda... nutty
“If it comes to you first Jerry, just spit it out.” I laughed so hard omg
Gabi me too 😂
"If it comes to you first Jerry, just spit it out."
This is the comment I scrolled for.
TK W same
@@kuro1803 Great minds... So far we're in the company of 110 great minds that think alike!
"It's on the tip of my tongue. It's on the tip your tongue too Jerry."
This is the comment I hoped not to see..
I was not prepared for how horrifying and hilarious this turned out to be
No one ever is....
when he said Glebur, I had a feeling he was advertising a Plumbus.
I died
This is what happens when God spends Edible Sunday binge-watching Rick & Morty and retconning evolution.
Just commented it sounded like they were making a Plumbus haha
Gleba* smh
🤣🙌🏽💀👻
Me: "Oh mushrooms, my dad likes mushrooms, he will enjoy this one"
10 mins later me : "Jerry spit it out"
Did anyone else get shivers when "Elsa" emerged at the beginning of the video?
Yeah, I ain't afraid of holes, but my trypophobia kicked hard as fuck with that clip.
Look inside the holes. *HURLS*
Let it go guys
The holes never bothered me anyway
Erick O'Donnell I actually screamed
zefrank1: The world's first writer of nature documentary erotica.
Most assuredly not.
When is he gonna publish a book
Asking for a friend
at least the first you can really wrap your han...HEAD around
Oh boy. you must be new to the internet. I salute your innocence
I think that's Jerry.
if you never seen an stinkhorn before, heres a clip of a kitten an puppy
best quote of the day
Spit it out, Jerry!
No innuendo in that line at all. None. Nada. Zilch!
The funny thing is my name is actually Jerry n i started laughing so hard.
"JERRY ITS NO USE HIDING ANYMORE "
Phallus erectus
Like he said, a PEN IS useful to write it down when you remember what it looks like 😉
That first clip was something out of a horror movie.
The flashing lights toward the end really give it that vibe. Like a scene from John Carpenter's The Thing.
@ss naw fuck that
Kinda looks like the blob emerging from the comet.
Acknowledge
Nibbler800, you don’t know these True Facts videos very well, do you.
The kitten and puppy wasnt enough
I need more eye bleach
@@Couchpotaytoooo use vanish
wait, what do you mean
oh god, where is the kitten and the puppy?!
The dialogue in this video is beyond excellent, also the chronometer interrupted cinematography is a pleasure to allow my rods and cones to interpret the reflected images along my optic nerve. The sensations my brain feels as it adjust my serotonin levels reminds me of something pleasurable. I HIGHLY recommend this collection of 1 & 0’s
I could have gone my whole life not knowing these existed
Be happy you've never smelled it, it's bad...
69likes
Few days ago one was growing behind our workshop and i kicked it, and it severed. The next day it was bigger than before and i was like what in the actual fuck is this?
lol
@@atoka2206 the hydra of mushrooms
Try looking up the female ginkgo tree, as its fruit smells like vomit mixed with rotting flesh.....
“Elsa would like to show you something”
Me: could she like, not, though
Madison Curry LOL
Madison Curry honestly though 😂
Don't be rude! She's very shy and it took alot of courage for her to show us!
Yuri Trash I never consented 😡😡😤😤
@@OpalSilkMoth The way you said that made me very uncomfortable I don't know why LOL.
"it's kind of like a cave troll took a stab at inventing a daisy..."
GOLD
"Ees good daisy! Urgl proud!"
*He did his best damnit!*
"Or a person with a sinus infection put an M-80 in his nostrils."
(●´ω｀●)Please see my TH-cam^_^
My very first college professor showed us “true facts about the owl” back in 2013. It calmed me down a lot and made me laugh! Thank you ☺️
"If it comes to you first, Jerry, just spit it out"
ISTG THIS IS THE BEST INNUENDO JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD
That, and him sneaking in the words "pen is" at the end. 😂
But what if I wanna keep it in....do I get a surprise at the end?....
Maybe for a 12 yo
And he sets this up during no nut November lol
@@extremenature9190 nah
an adult voice with the humor of a 13 year old. my kind of guy. lol
And one who is in fact quite genius in his overall work. Don't let the humor fool ya -- Mr. Frank has a degree in neuroscience. He's done numerous TED Talks, too. The best humor comes from a smart dude with the 'tude of an early teen, who doesn't give any flips about who might be offended. Sophomoric humor at its zenith, y'all.
Ikr.
Farts, poop and dingdongs.
A not-that-funny 13 year old though.
As I've heard it put: "Not for children, or adults who don't behave like children"
Dude same! People are way to serious nowadays
This is both the grossest and most innuendo-laden episode of True Facts ever.
Nope, watch lemurs…
Or ducks
The Frog is pretty bad, gross-wise.
The duck one is a favorite for sure!
Disagree on the grossest. How koala babies eat. Didn't need to know that.
"Can break through concrete"
A few seconds later
Buckles under own weight*
being able to support weight and exert force are too different things
Sounds accurate.
Some species can
@@Biodeamon yeah but they mostly CORRELATE
It snagged on whatever that background is when it was growing. It kinda proves it's strength rather than disproves it. Certainly didn't break from It's own weight.
this whole video is just one giant innuendo joke
bocodamondo can u post more?
Why is channel no longer creating videos
A pen is... Good to keep by your bedside Incase it comes to you in your sleep😂😂. If it comes to you first just spit it out...
Well,yes,I do believe you are correct. I also believe that is part of the reason people keep watching every video he makes. ;-)
builds ahahaha, too funny, I mean, he really milked it for every drop,didnt he? Oops, I just did it myself.oh my
"It's on the tip of my tongue, it's on the tip of your tongue too--"
He knew what he was doing.
69...
@@alexmelik4030 Nice
That's how Zefran1 Do
"If it comes to you first spit it out" smh lol
@@darrius3685 lol
Loving all the innuendo and double entendre...and just to finish it off, the colloquially-named stinkhorn is more correctly called _Phallus Impudicus._ Which is a bit of a mouthful...no, that didn't sound good at all. :-P
Read that in his voice. Instant to tier comment.
It's actually latin for "scandalous penis", i wonder why...
😂😂😂😂
LMBO😂
Loll ooo... so rated R.
This disturbed me very much. Thank you & please make more videos. It soothes me to know there are people more kooky than I.
Yes you are home
got an ad for Frozen 2 before the video started, then he says “this is Elsa”
Big brother Google is watching
You're freaking lucky:3
@@ericolens3 random but good to know:3
To be fair, Frozen 2 is an amazing movie!
True story: I was walking in the forest, blissfully unaware these things existed, and ran into an octopus stinkhorn. The smell and sight were truly creepypasta material, let me tell you
Oh damn, honestly reminds me of the time I heard an elk make those screaming sounds. I was terrified--
Oh man that would be creeeeeepy. Did they smell strong?
@@LML1415 I could smell it from several meters away. Kinda like a cadaver but not really. Made me expect a dead animal anyway, maybe the size of a rabbit. It wasn't exactly a jump scare when I found it but I definitely gave it a weird stare for a good few seconds :)
For the last month, my daily covid hiking trail goes through a colony of common stinkhorns. It smells like the vegan version of a rotting carcass but what gets to me is the black goo on the tip.
Just Google those, I would've thought that was an alien or something
This guy is like David Attenborough's drunk cousin.
He is the modern version of TH-cam David Attenborough, with no professional experience or funding. But with a heart of passion and humor that touches everyone.
Richard was also in that Christmas one with the girl from Matilda.
@Chris Russell Home Alone definitely counts. So does Die Hard... and The Nightmare Before Christmas.
So no one's gonna mention that the voice is an imitation of Morgan Freeman?
@@dingovory I thought so too when I was young and ignant
"Fleshy origami" I will never see that the same way again
I love how right after he says “Oof, I’m sorry.” a third mushroom rises in a way that makes it look like it’s checking the other mushroom to see if it’s okay. 😂
"Oof, I'm sorry." = broken penis joke
😂 I had to rewind to that part and you're totally right lol hilarious and slightly adorable 😆
It looked very concerned.
@@btchpants I somehow felt that on my penis. Power of male penis empathy I guess.
it was not okay
Don't listen to him, Jerry. Spitters are quitters.
😂
Learn to swallow Jerry.
Hahaha!! You win comment of the day.
th-cam.com/video/FZfY-MOHIFk/w-d-xo.html Dackson Flux
Lol
"It's in the tip of both of our tongue."
"If it comes to you first, just spit it out."
"I just can't put my finger on it."
"You can't put your finger on it all day, and when you're in bed at night, it just pops up out of nowhere."
Its a pen
It like human male genetalia.
A pen is very usefull.
@Virgen Weed Tiger beats lion bear beat both
@Virgen Weed r/woosh
@ 03:25 "...a (pen is) useful to have by your bed side...". Brilliant. Jeremy Clarkson brilliant.
"A pen is...useful for you to write things down... Y'know, so you don't forget it."
That subtle hinting xD
Hehe, yeah
Yes, he said pen is
I dunno why people try to quote things from videos on TH-cam and still manage to entirely misquote the whole thing
You write down your DNA with than pen. Yes. You know it. My wife knows it. My son has not known that yet.
🎶 Laaaaa!
The biology teacher every student dreamed of. 😂
"Emma just said gleba!"
The biology student every teacher dreads.
@@CanalTremocos
It's Yin and Yang; can't have one without the other.
My marine bio teacher actually used True Facts videos to help teach
I had a teacher that was exactly like this in high school. His class was super hard but he was a genuinely funny guy
Note to self: Don't eat while watching this guy.
Coward
Too late
Spit it out
I like to live dangerously. I ALWAYS eat when watching a ZeFrank video.
Heh, think that's dangerous?
Try eating while watching AVGN.
The double entendres here are a thing of beauty.
No one does it better than him it's poetry hahaha
I can't quite put my finger on what you're trying to say.
Just wait until he reviews the Rafflesia.
We ventured dangerously close to single entendre territory lol
Unlike Elsa. LOL
Me: peacefully sitting in a cinema, waiting for Frozen 2 to start, watching this to kill some time
Ugly mushroom: shows up
Narrator: This is ELSA
Me: terrified
I guess Elsa needs to Let It Go
@@sonicbfdiag7050 get out
@@ณภัทรแสงโสภาพรรณ-ผ6ห what's your name in English?
@@bababooey3534 napat sangsopapan
AI let spores go, LET SPORES GO, I am one with the flys and sky.
2:09 is so funny. The little "oof, im sorry" gets me every time
"Well if it's on the tip of both our tongues, i'm sure it'll come to one of us sooner or later Jerry." My god, i'm done. DOOONNNE! *holds guts laughing*
“A PEN IS useful to keep by your bedside” lmfao
oooooh shit I JUST got that...🤦♀️
Don't you mean "PENNIES"?
Dang, that joke shot right past me.
On I'm slow
All hail Lord Chanka
“A person with a sinus infection put an M80 in their nostrils.”
Paint with words.
or blood and mucus
@@bex3471 yep, Jackson Pollock painting. LOL
Eric Ayala I’m a black violinist! Check meh out!
yum yum
@@blountjuice4932 Bitch, you're barely brown. Quit acting like you're the first black person to do it. Nobody gives a fuck. It is also funny that all of your shameless, self promoting posts have one like on them. This is the 4th post by you on a comment on this video out of the last 5 I have clicked on...all with that one single like. That is a dead giveaway that you like your own shit. That's just pathetic.
The fact this guy did the research on this proves he has a strong stomach
As always, well done. Love the videos, very educational, and the narration is superb. True facts about the Aye Aye and true facts about the sloth are still my favorites. Absolute gold!!! Thank you
I guess smelling like a decaying corpse is how the stinkhorn fungi do.
or smelling like a bad case of crotch rot.
Well, honey may attract files, but a rotting corpse will is fine as well.
And looks like a dildo-shaped wet turd.
Me to myself: "You can do this. You are an adult. Don't laugh."
Andrew Roy
Me ten minutes later: No I’m not an adult 🤣HaHaHa
Even if you don't laugh (how, I don't know), you'll definitely smirk.🤣
@@diannelavoie5385 You got me on that one.
I was so afraid to watch this episode... and I was right!😂🤣
New challenge watch his videos without laughing let this challenge go viral immediately
TH-cam: Fun's over, everyone, only family friendly content from now on or else
Zefrank: no
And that is how Zefrank dehw.
But he didn't say penis
The funny part is that if it was you-know-what he would have to blur it out and put 18+ restriction on his video like it's been made by Satan. But an oozing stinkhorn is a-ok. This teaches you more about humanity than mushrooms.
Gabi Murray, “A pen is...”
Impressed by your timelapse work! The segment to [5:50] is a perfect blend of art and nature! 🌿
Me: That’s disgusting.
*Keeps watching anyway*
About:
True
TRUE FACTS
Same
Although I'd also like to see more of the kitten and puppy together.
Haha I watched it twice
Why did I do that too😂
The amused laughter of him going “There you go” at the beginning spoke to me
Adam Hawks me to - and it creeped me out 😆
i don’t know if i’m uncomfortable or mentally stable after watching this
@ILoveAss couldn't have said it better myself
Definitely not mentally stable
1:20 there's quite a mouthful of info coming up. I cannot stop consuming this content, thanks Jerry
If pornos were narrated, this would be the voice.
wrong, it'd be Markiplier's voice.
oops! haha
@@benthomason3307 meh
😂
@@benthomason3307 Oh yes, hahah. I feel like his frequent use of words like "goober" would lend itself to this role perfectly.
“A PEN IS useful to have by your bedside”- Ze Frank 2019
I understood everything else, and _that's_ the one that goes over my head? =/
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Got it. 😂
That's _sounding_ like good advice!
A penis is useful by your bedside??? I don't get the joke still. 🙁
@shymicky6 a PEN IS mightier, maybe?
“A pen is useful to have at your bedside...” I see what you did there.
They say the pen is mightier than the sword...
I did not, until I read your comment. Thank you! :D
It's subtle.
@@JohnCalebWarren The pen is mightier. Sean Connery's favorite category on Jeopardy.
@@BlackShardStudio
Analbum cover.
See, if this is how they taught all subjects in schools, the lessons would stick with us a lot longer.
"Insanely folded fleshy origami", well that's an image I'm not going to get rid of for awhile.
imagine jerry but folded more than six times. then when the time is right his heart would grow three times and inflate his body unfurling him in his true majesty. that, is how a stinkhorn do
Yeah I've known girls like that.
Your intestinal lining.
*imagines a timelapse of people folding skin paper*
Mims Zanadustedt: Skin paper sounds like the name of an SCP.
Either that, or a Melodic Death Metal band that loves to make obscured references to The Holocaust.
Next time, when my mother asks me again, “why you don’t like mushrooms?” I will send her this video.
Mr. Spider The Bug it makes me like them more...
I will never question anyone again
🤣😂🤣😂
Good thing these aren't the mushrooms that end up on my pizza or pasta then.
"Well I'm sure that if it's at the tip of both of our tongues, it'll come to one of us. If it comes to you first, Jerry, just spit it out"
Gold.
Ok... after watching this and the diabolically clever narration , I subscribed and am now going to do a thorough run through of all the other videos here. Awesomeness !
The fact that you laughed when you said “There you go” in the beginning makes me feel like you played a horrifying joke on us and I don’t know whether to laugh with you or just take an antipsychotic from seeing whatever Elsa just did.
How stupid are you
😂
I didn't mean to comment that I just realized that I did, sorry Devea Gross
Gavin Bougher devia “gross” 💀
Hahahahhahaa oops
I hated every second of this video.
Here's my like.
what about the puppy and kitten part
you couldn't possibly hate him saying "bebies" :D
1997 Honda civic **flashbacks of true facts about ducks**
Ummmmm.... I beg to differ
Normally, I find these things funny. Couldn't tell you why, but with the time-lapse it became unsettling and repulsive, especially the red cage one.
@@OlOleander : Because they look like a horrible, horrible thing happened to some animal.
Now everybody say, "And that's how the stinkhorn fungi do", since he didn't.
I said it! And laughed out loud to myself like an idiot. I love living but hate myself 😆
Because that is how the comment section do
You are by far the funniest dude ever...I love you and this channel so friggin much. Please upload more often, we are all deprived of your genius. I actually crave your videos...please end my suffering!
Simultaneously the most disturbing AND the most informative “true facts”…
Nobody asked you, pervert
@@ahhwe-any7434 how are they a pervert?
When it grows it looks like a “ *Not-friendly-content* “
1:31
yeah it looks gross
"If it comes to you first Jerry, just spit it out!"
And I almost spit out my coffee when I heard that :D
How are you hello i come from
I love this so much & learned some neat things -- explains why some of the stinkhorns I saw today had gray on its cap while others were white. Gleba!
1:14 I never have wanted to hear the words “fleshy origami” ever in my entire life whyyy
Now you have a nice new way of describing certain parts of anatomy. Which is totally restricted to fungi, of course.
@@clray123 wouldn't exactly describe it as "nice" but yes, I will start using it for everything now
“In some cases strong enough to break through concrete” breaks just trying to grow out of the ground
That was David, the perennial failure
(at 2:07).
:-)
oof
Asphalt, not concrete.
It hit the glass of the container it was in
He didn’t say “that’s how the stinkhorn do” 😔
Exxle: Yes, but if you're a true Zefrank fan, you wish he had. It's like saying 'amen' at the end of a prayer.
Its a shame he doesnt say it anymore
@@karenburrows9184 it's "ramen", you forgot the r
What a missed opportunity. I'm patiently waiting for the director's cut (the not-rated version).
massive let down
For a moment the stink horn "fruit" looked like a Graboid, personally
A "pen is "useful to have next to your bed
Just got that joke took me almost a year
Took you almost a year but it took me 5 seconds jimmy! Hah.
It's a dick joke
I would have never got it if it wasn't for your comment jahaha
I got it instantly because of an old SNL skit.
@Danny More 5 seconds too. Oof
The dirty jokes at 1:45 went straight into my mind and I can't get it out.
Brielle : I know It seems it is ... ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE , Strange ... IT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING , just keep saying.....
KITTENS AND PUPPIES...
KITTENS AND PUPPIES... BAHAHAHA...
Brielle アニメ化したい ya i bet you couldn’t get it out, you like big jokes dont you
God dammit good one
@@stidiot bro
I was confused so i had to watch that part again to get it :'3 TvT
This makes up for how wholesome the last episode of True Facts was.
I’m a black violinist! Check meh out! Renasance
Last episode i learned about anal tubes
Reeeeeaaaaaallllly didn’t need the phrase “fleshy origami” in my life.
The man just never runs out of material, my respects.
The world is too interesting for that
As long as the world is weird there will never be a loss of material for satire.
Considering im in university studying biology, and still don't know a portion of organisms in his videos, then he definitely has enough material for many years to come
“That act like tiny little tee shirt cannons you might see at a game of sport.”
A game of sport is officially how I’m referring to all sports.
it's a very British way to say things
Matthew Vaccaro that doesnt seem very sporting
"You can't put your finger on it all day." Well, you could, but then you'd go blind.
Or get fired, as in my case...
@@petar.stoyanov you said a mouthful!
this man is genuinely making biology looks like a fun thing to learn... And I... am totally into it now
I was not prepared for this, but I regret nothing
SirGraveson That is how the Stinkhorn do.
😄same✌
i always feel emotionally incomplete when theres no ' and thats how the __________ do"
"deewr"
Hopefully people haven't tried to eat these for "fun".
Edit:. Wow, thanks for being informative that you can actually eat these fungi.
Well, considering how people are now and now that 2020 is right around the corner, I don't think I need to be surprised.
Asians eat these on the regular. Supposed to be good for you.
That is underestimating the French, I think the only reason we didnt try to eat it yet is because i've never seen some grow in France
Someone has to die for it to be a rare delicacy
They say people do and it's helps to fight cancer, when it's in it's "egg" form.
"its in the tip of my tongue"
"Its in the tip of your tongue too, Jerry"
*Its in the tip of my tongue too*
On*
Is this the worst or best true facts? Probably yes.
You might need to see the true facts about frogs... Especially the ending... Nightmare...
The one about marsupials will always have a special place in my heart .
@@rizalardiansyah4486 trypophobia triggered!
@@heinrichknierim5666
Koalas in the rain
(Koalas in the rain)
No fucks given
(Koala koala)
My favourite
He really needs to do one on hyenas. Especially the females. Their bits give the marsupials a run for their money.