Transcription: "You idiots! What the hell are you playing at?" "Uh oh. The colonel's gonna 'splode." "Crashing the mobile house into artillery?! HAH, HaAH, Ha-" "This isn't supposed to happen! The YTP is... changing!" Title. "Sorry to have kept you." "I don't want any excuses! Champions don't whine, they dine with wine! You're a bicep!" "Yes, sir." "How long have you been in the force??" "40 seconds." "I don't want any excuses!" "44 seconds." "I want double time!" "Yes sir. (days x 47)" "Are you forgetting the shesh you brought on this f%*king colony during joint press-ups with Colony Siss!? Moo!" "Colonel, we can't moo." "What? You'd better give a damn good reason why!" "Sus!" "I told you to keep a stock of sus in reserve!" "Sorry, sir. It'll be three seconds till more come in, sir." "You're nothing but damn good champions!" *punches several times* "At this rate, the men will all be a vehicle of some kind before they see any action!" "Shulk... at this rate it's only a matter of time! Prepare for my great, magnificent Electric Nutbuster! Do you hear me!?" "That's Dunban over there!" "Is it time to eat already?" "Don't be silly." *leaves* "Now I'm almost well enough to handle the potato again." "Dunban, don't say that! Why would you say that?" "I just mean I'm still hot." "Why would you say that!?" "Hahahaha." "Shush." "Off you go." "OK. Dunban, th-" "Off you go." "No. Shulk has no sense of taste. He'll say it's delicious even if it's stone. Even if it's coal. Even if it's Riki." "Off you go." "OK." *falls down the stairs, critically injuring herself* "Dunban! Dunban, I need- AugH" "Dammit, Fiora!" "Use the force, Luke." "Shulk, you're crap. You're junk. You should get out, get some fresh pastries once in a while. Heheheheheh." "Rosen!" "Hello, Shulk!" "I'll have a piece of chocolate cake!" "Oh, I LOVE chocolate cake! My mum, she said to me-" "I don't remember asking about you." *illegible noises* "Wow, that's amazing!" "Rosen! What are you babbling on about? Shulk wants cake! Now! Every damn time, I swear to Bestest..." "There's some chocolate cake for you to take today!" "Eh? What about the money?" "Forget about it." "Nice one! Behold the power of Dunban! Two of them??" "Hey, Fiora! ORA ORA ORA-" "Dicks!" "Looks like you're in a tutu." "I just thought I'd take Shulk some foof. I'm on my way to the lal." "I just sent him out to get some fresh pastries. You know where he'll have gone." "Rosen's bakery!" "That's the one!" "You will never get away with this!" "Is that right? Then what are you gonna do about it, in that feeble body!?" "Thanks, Dicks." "If I can just U N L O C C the secret of Dunban's right arm... *eats chocolate cake* It tastes so good!" "Really?" "It's amazing." "See how you like this!" "It's amazing." "Really?" "Not quite." "Really?" "Yeah. This is bad." "Really?" "No." *dies* To be continued...
Long ago, TH-cam was nothing but endless memes cloaked in a boundless "Why?" reaching as far as could possible be imagined. Then one great YTP came into existence.
the great magnificent electric nutbuster joke was already funny but shulk backing away intimidated and dunban yelling "DO YOU HEAR ME" while being pulled off screen is fucking peak comedy Im STILL laughing at it
I was wondering if you'd do something like this. This is pretty much anything I could've asked for in a remake of the "first" YTP you did. -It's weird hearing Dunban curse, I never heard that line in the game. -It's extra weird hearing Fiora and Dickson's endgame dialogue in their early scene together.
Amazing to see you back at it again! I just watched the entire Xenoblde YTP playlist last week again! Some of my favorite moments: "Th-that hairstyle! It looks good on Sharla!" "...hey, which do you prefer. Me or Sharla?" "Both of course" "WHAT?" "I'm going to throw myself on you, the People!" "Does this world belong to Zanza or to Bananza? TIME TO DECIDE"
It's great to have you back man, watching this really brightened my day and brought me back to watching your stuff when the original game released. Love the game and your stuff - both never fail to make me smile.
0:13 This is potentially canon now that the new mechs in Xenoblade 3 are 'colonies', according to Japanese Xenoblade Twitter. There's the potential for them to LITERALLY crash the giant mobile house into an artillery vehicle.
If we could just... UNLOCK the mobile house and crash it into artillery. Then maybe we could have more tasty pastries. Glad to have your YTPs back for DE man, you're a legend at this stuff lol.
![Every Engage the Enemy Cutscene [Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition]](/img/n.gif)
"And so it begins. The resurrection of Theaggyyuonis."
Theaggy is bestest!
oh no that also means the jujuonis will also resurrect
@@guiguithebeast And the Fioraonjs
And the Rikionis
...who will win, noponis or theaggyuonis?
The madman still included the 40 seconds and 44 seconds jokes at 0:40 and 0:44 timestamps
I never noticed that before lol
I like the implication that Shulk knows what the ytp is supposed to be like.
(also 44 seconds remains, good.)
Your sentence mixing has gotten noticeably better.
I kind of wish it hadn't, but you're right.
"Every damn time I swear to Bestest"
Yes! I finally heard someone else besides myself say “ELECTRIC NUTBUSTER”!
I always say "Electric Buttbuster" to myself but this works too.
I always hear "electric dustbuster"
... That’s Dunban over there!
Yeah
O-0
...
_THAT'S DUNBAN OVER THERE_
That's quite a good comeback. I'm impressed!
BBBEEEEESSSSSTTTTTEEEESSSSSTTTT
Impresstest!
Literally just saw that cutscene like 20 minutes ago.
Top tier editing
Dicks
you dick
Why is this making me actually nostalgic. Its so... Tingly
My god, the 40 seconds and 44 second easter egg is there too!
enlighten me please. What is this easter egg about?
@@turinmormegil7715 My friend, when the good soldier says "40 seconds" 40 seconds have passed in the video. It's the same for 44 seconds
2:32 is the greatest crossover of the year. Trails in the Sky, Michael Rosen and Xenoblade.
And Majora's Mask.
Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition: Second Chapter
"Prepare for my great, magnificent electric nut buster! Do you hear me?"
"THAT'S DUNBAN OVER THERE!"
I love how Shulk doesn't realize it's Dunban until *after* he offers shulk his E L E C T R I C N U T B U S T E R
I honestly think hearing dunban say that sent him into shock
Fiora: *Falls violently down the stairs*
Dunban: “Dammit, Fiora!”
Use the force look
I can't believe DE Shulk still doesn't eat the chocolate cake
Theaggyyu's YTPs are always good...
But today, it's amazing!
Really?
If you said they were the same I would have known you have no sense of taste.
Not quite. Today it's the Bestest.
*eats stone*
...ow
Does this mean I have to only pretend to watch?
I refuse to only pretend!
“Crashing the mobile house into artillery!” never gets old. Such nostalgia!
"Hey, I can share this YTP with my fellow Xenoblade Fans without spoiling them!"
*Hears audio from **3:23*
"God damnit."
Hahahah, sorry about that! Feel free to download it with one of those sites and edit that part out.
3:54 Wouldn’t that be a spoiler as well?
@@greatlife1047 Don't worry, that could be anyone killing Fiora.
...Wait, oh shit!
Good thing I've already watched the original series of YTPs to spoil the plot for me.
DAMNIT AGGYU
CRASHING THEAGGYU INTO THE SUB FEED?!
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SUBSCRIBED?
@@dego-mon 40 years!
@@Averi0 I DON'T WANT ANY EXCUSES, SUS SCRUBERS DON'T REYN, THEY LIKE!
@@dego-mon 4 seconds
Welcome back king I'm so glad you're doing this again lmao. Can't wait to see what's next
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Transcription:
"You idiots! What the hell are you playing at?"
"Uh oh. The colonel's gonna 'splode."
"Crashing the mobile house into artillery?! HAH, HaAH, Ha-"
"This isn't supposed to happen! The YTP is... changing!"
Title.
"Sorry to have kept you."
"I don't want any excuses! Champions don't whine, they dine with wine! You're a bicep!"
"Yes, sir."
"How long have you been in the force??"
"40 seconds."
"I don't want any excuses!"
"44 seconds."
"I want double time!"
"Yes sir. (days x 47)"
"Are you forgetting the shesh you brought on this f%*king colony during joint press-ups with Colony Siss!? Moo!"
"Colonel, we can't moo."
"What? You'd better give a damn good reason why!"
"Sus!"
"I told you to keep a stock of sus in reserve!"
"Sorry, sir. It'll be three seconds till more come in, sir."
"You're nothing but damn good champions!" *punches several times*
"At this rate, the men will all be a vehicle of some kind before they see any action!"
"Shulk... at this rate it's only a matter of time! Prepare for my great, magnificent Electric Nutbuster! Do you hear me!?"
"That's Dunban over there!"
"Is it time to eat already?"
"Don't be silly." *leaves*
"Now I'm almost well enough to handle the potato again."
"Dunban, don't say that! Why would you say that?"
"I just mean I'm still hot."
"Why would you say that!?"
"Hahahaha."
"Shush."
"Off you go."
"OK. Dunban, th-"
"Off you go."
"No. Shulk has no sense of taste. He'll say it's delicious even if it's stone. Even if it's coal. Even if it's Riki."
"Off you go."
"OK." *falls down the stairs, critically injuring herself* "Dunban! Dunban, I need- AugH"
"Dammit, Fiora!"
"Use the force, Luke."
"Shulk, you're crap. You're junk. You should get out, get some fresh pastries once in a while. Heheheheheh."
"Rosen!"
"Hello, Shulk!"
"I'll have a piece of chocolate cake!"
"Oh, I LOVE chocolate cake! My mum, she said to me-"
"I don't remember asking about you."
*illegible noises*
"Wow, that's amazing!"
"Rosen! What are you babbling on about? Shulk wants cake! Now! Every damn time, I swear to Bestest..."
"There's some chocolate cake for you to take today!"
"Eh? What about the money?"
"Forget about it."
"Nice one! Behold the power of Dunban! Two of them??"
"Hey, Fiora! ORA ORA ORA-"
"Dicks!"
"Looks like you're in a tutu."
"I just thought I'd take Shulk some foof. I'm on my way to the lal."
"I just sent him out to get some fresh pastries. You know where he'll have gone."
"Rosen's bakery!"
"That's the one!"
"You will never get away with this!"
"Is that right? Then what are you gonna do about it, in that feeble body!?"
"Thanks, Dicks."
"If I can just U N L O C C the secret of Dunban's right arm... *eats chocolate cake* It tastes so good!"
"Really?"
"It's amazing."
"See how you like this!"
"It's amazing."
"Really?"
"Not quite."
"Really?"
"Yeah. This is bad."
"Really?"
"No."
*dies*
To be continued...
44 years since the last YTP...
The wait was definitely worth it.
Definitively worth it.
Feels like today
44 seconds
how do you not have more subs, that was hilarious!
BROOOOOOOOOO
Not trying to cancel you or anything, but you are not even subscribed yourself.
what I- no. what we wish for... is a world with Theaggyyu YTPs
“The resurrection of the YTPonis”
Your xenoblade shitposts are back and in HD!! YES!!
2:12 and that’s how Fiora really died
DAMN IT FIORA
1:22 Shulk... at this rate, it's only a matter of time! Prepare for my great, magnificent *Electric Nutbuster!*
*DO YOU HEAR ME!?*
That's Dunban over there!
Did somebody say
*HD B E S T E S T*
He would never
@@wesleydamaschino8047 th-cam.com/video/6FFq0IwxWkk/w-d-xo.html he did. (0:15)
I have awaited your return for so long. Endgame wasnt this hype
Long ago, TH-cam was nothing but endless memes cloaked in a boundless "Why?" reaching as far as could possible be imagined. Then one great YTP came into existence.
"WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY... SAY... ay... ay..."
(slam)
"PUT A SOCK IN IT... IT... it... it..."
(slam)
Theaggyyonis. And the Otharonis. And the NOPonis. And the Jujonis. And Bestestonis.
And that YTP was Tales from Colony Siss.
1:30 That threatening "do you hear me" is killing me
Another masterpiece, sir
the great magnificent electric nutbuster joke was already funny but shulk backing away intimidated and dunban yelling "DO YOU HEAR ME" while being pulled off screen is fucking peak comedy Im STILL laughing at it
Not sure if I looked forward to the game or the C R I S P H D YTP's more
If you're rocking a Musse avatar, you might recognise the sound effect right at the end!
To be fair, you can get crisper HD YTPs using the emulated Wii version
@@Theaggyyu Yeah of course I'll recognize the beauty that is Trails music :D
0:15 he said it boys! He said the thing!
What... WHAAAT?!?
2:32 nice callback to DunDun Drive Thru. Heavily underrated compared to your other YTPs.
DUDE "That's Dunban over there!" absolutely killed me after hearing about his electric nutbuster.
The Return of the King
I'm almost well enough to handle the potato!
Dunban, don’t say that! WhhW! Why would you say that?!
I just mean I'm still hot.
PurpleMoon WhY wOuLd YoU sAy ThAt?!
@@djk1288 HE HE HE HE HE
The bestest YTPer has returned! Really glad to see you making stuff again!
I was wondering if you'd do something like this. This is pretty much anything I could've asked for in a remake of the "first" YTP you did.
-It's weird hearing Dunban curse, I never heard that line in the game.
-It's extra weird hearing Fiora and Dickson's endgame dialogue in their early scene together.
If you mean when he says "Dammit", it's a mix of "Blossom Dance" and "Amateurish"!
@@Theaggyyu Holy cow. I was totally fooled.
@@Theaggyyu if you mean 2:18 then you totally fooled me
THE PASSAGE OF FATE HAS DEEMED THIS MOMENT AS DESTINY
“It was fated the DE ytps would be released. It was shown to me in a vision.”
"Thats Dunban over there!"
I don't know why, but that Really got me.
*dramatic zoom*
*THAT'S DUNBAN OVER THERE*
Had me cracking up!
Fiora falling down the stairs really did something to me 😂
LOOOOL I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL I LOVE YOU
*So you're still alive!*
HE'S NOT DEAD
It's always a good YTP, but today it's amazing
I have been binging all the old Xenoblade YTPs in preparation for this moment. This is a glorious time
believe me, I am always just trying to understand the secret of Dunban's right arm
Amazing to see you back at it again! I just watched the entire Xenoblde YTP playlist last week again!
Some of my favorite moments:
"Th-that hairstyle! It looks good on Sharla!"
"...hey, which do you prefer. Me or Sharla?"
"Both of course"
"WHAT?"
"I'm going to throw myself on you, the People!"
"Does this world belong to Zanza or to Bananza? TIME TO DECIDE"
3:51 When you made shulk say "no", I instantly died from laughter
Fiora falls down the stairs
"DAMN IT FIORA!" *DROPS SPOON*
USE THE FORCE LUKE
I was not fucking prepared for Fiora falling down the stairs, I can't stop laughing at that part
0:46 LMAO SONG OF DOUBLE TIME
...it just clicked to me
It's great to have you back man, watching this really brightened my day and brought me back to watching your stuff when the original game released. Love the game and your stuff - both never fail to make me smile.
Yes, you're back. I was hoping for you to remake this series.
"I WANT DOUBLE TIME"
[plays Song of Double Time]
0:13 This is potentially canon now that the new mechs in Xenoblade 3 are 'colonies', according to Japanese Xenoblade Twitter.
There's the potential for them to LITERALLY crash the giant mobile house into an artillery vehicle.
We all needed this also I'm early or something
It's been 3000 years
If we could just... UNLOCK the mobile house and crash it into artillery. Then maybe we could have more tasty pastries.
Glad to have your YTPs back for DE man, you're a legend at this stuff lol.
"Every damn time, I swear to bestest"
- duncan
The return of the king
i'm playing definitive edition and everytime a cutscene comes up i always think of your ytps LMAO thank u for blessing us with new content
I've been waiting 44 seconds for this
Your work has definitely improved since you've stopped doing the YTPs
This was fantastic.
I love the sentence mixing. I can't get enough of fellow Xenoblade fans humor recently Lmao
After watching all of Theaggyyu’s videos, I have noticed this one has a reference to like half of them.
JUST WHAT I NEEDED. An amazing masterpiece as always
I fucking love the notion that Michael Wayne Rosen just lives in Colony 9 lmao
Majora's Mask Song of Double Time was a genius touch
I can't believe I've seen that part so many times without ever picking up on the reference.
Was literally watching the old ones just days ago, so many good laughs 😂
Song of double time on three days was a nice touch
These old YTPs were internet classics, glad to see this pop up in my inbox.
The God Jujonis has returned
“What I.. no. What WE wish for is.. A world with no Juju.”
Yes, now you remember. It's been a long time, hasn't it, Theaggyyu? Too long.
A suprise to be sure but a welcome one
It ages so well
Your YTP's have always been good
But today they're amazing
Oh what a thing to stumble upon! This is some good stuff.
This is the return of the King!
This might be the single best XC vid ive ever seen. Love it :)
why am i laughing at that ages old crashing the mobile house into artillery joke
Welcome back, friend. This will be glorious.
I just realized he lined up the 40 seconds joke with exactly 40 seconds into the video
WE NEED MORE OF THIS
Yes we do
"Long ago, two great titans came into existence..."
"The Bionicle and The Mechonicle."
Are we just going to forget about Kaneshiro from P5 in Dunban's window or something?
"YOU'RE NOTHING BUT DAMN GOOD CHAMPIONS!" killed me
I have waited. Waited for this day!
Even in the remake Shulk is incapable of eating food
Sammich is too powerful
3:57 Nice of Melia to invite us over for a picnic, eh Reyn?
for some reason the best part of a YTP is how the bgm rapidly flickers aswell i just find it funny
Theaggyuu returns... This is how........ it should always have been.
IT BEGINS
The king returns
Thanks to this Ytp, I burst out laughing while the "that's dunban over there" scene played
This is genuinely my favourite ytp on this website, could not be happier to have it back.
I was so glad to see this pop up in my subs. 'Thats Dunban over there!' is fantastic.
completely outdone yourself, bloody hell