Ashley's Hit Rate | Chosen Family Podcast
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 มี.ค. 2024
- Mom and Dad get flirty again, Mak enlightens her parents about the Star Wars prequels, and Ashley recaps an eventful encounter with 2 gorgeous women. This week’s listener question comes from a person dealing with a very specific hurdle in their sex life.
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I actually love it when mak and alayna go on about something random or nerdy, it's super fun and entertaining to me
same here
That's because we're neurodivergent and so is Alayna and potentially Mak lol
Mac explaining Star Wars to Alayna and Alayna being so invested in learning the lore is so mom/son coded I love it so much
One time on reddit an autistic lesbian was saying that her special interest was getting laid. She had a detailed breakdown on how to flirt, and even had STATISTICS. It was amazing.
Link the post?
Ashley literally keeps stats on her hook ups! (In addition to this pod) 🤣🤣🤣
@@aidanmahoney9865 I so badly want to, I’d have dig DEEP through my comments. If I find it I’ll have to report back, it was just a comment in a thread. I think someone was asking about how to flirt and she was like “I got you, here’s the process.” It was glorious.
So cool that you got Evil Kermit for the thumbnail!
BEST COMMENT
Too good hahaha
You win
Yessssssssss
'Do not do anything you have to dissociate from your body in order to do'.
As someone with a full blown phobia of touching certain daily-use items, I wish that was an option 😅
But excellent advice as a general rule!
I love it when Mak explains lore. Also, Mak, try decaf so you can have coffee without the shakes 😊
Mak pretending she's not a star wars nerd was golden!
This is my favourite star wars podcast
this made me laugh out loud and I would pin it if I had that power
@@AlaynaJoyOfficial😅🥰
"The star was prequels are so good" is the hottest take mak has ever had and damn it I guess i will give them another shot.
"She was in the back of the room reafing Jane Austen" 😂 Mak is so funny
I have 2 things to say
1. This is the first podcast i am actively listening every week and truly enjoying it. I love that there are no guests.
2. To the person asking question about disliking genitals, I am trans, and I hate my genitals being touched ever, even I don't like touching them and especially not someone else. I am pre transition and will most likely stay that way, so no new or different genitals will be saving me. I figured out that if I wear a strap I can come simply by "feeling" the other person through it. So there may be someone for you like that who doesn't need any touching. If not with the current partner try focusing on the pleasure you are giving them rather than how you do it, focus on their face, the rest of their body etc, dont get hyperfocused on genitals, they are just the bridge to the rest of the body. Like a button that activates the rest of the body.
Alayna is such a sleeper agent here 😂 “…it wouldn’t be the cheek”
Haha I didn't even hear her say that
😂
Neither did they I guess! I can’t believe that didn’t get a reaction!
I think Alayna was about to mention this but got sidetracked, but stone identities are valid! They might be a stone bottom (pillow princess) and there are many, many people out there who identify as stone tops (who don't like to receive) and would be a perfect match for you.
I would also mention the there exists identities beyond too and bottom. A side is someone who isn't interested in penetrative sex, and is more interested in the other aspects of sex. This might not fully apply, but it might help other people in similar situations!
I had a dream that yall added me as the fourth person on the podcast. Even my sleep is parasocial now 💀
I have to tell y'all that I am so happy that all 3 of you exist
I am so grateful for your podcast
I feel like I'm at home after a hard day
Love you guys
Stopped doom scrolling to click this video, best decision I’ve made all day ❤❤❤
Line for Mac next time Ash calls her autistic: "Gangsta recognize gangsta" 😂
Truuuuueeer
None of my special interest but it's entirely possible that Ashley will not out herself as an autist until it becomes clear she has been elected king of them all.
Love the Skywalker family lore (+Ashley bringing them back to Earth)
Let them talk about Star Wars Ashley! They're having so much adorable fun! And Alayna is so damn cute when she's learning new things.
ok freak
Chill
No
As a European, saying good morning to the insomniacs in America
Thanks eurobro good morning
Hello hello ✌
The forever dog jingle is the absolute best. I shout the word DOG everytime i hear it
same!
Honestly, Pillow Princesses get SO much hate online. How it’s “lazy” and “unloving” and “a horrible partner” if you don’t pleasure your partner the same way.
But the thing is, not everyone is comfortable with it; again much like how some chicks do NOT want to give men blow jobs because it feels icky, or they don’t like the taste, or they had bad experiences / trauma, or they are just uncomfortable with it but sexually attracted to the person.
And people genuinely forget that people can show the love and affection in OTHER ways. That pleasure does NOT have to be met the same way; maybe they cook for you, dote on you, take care of you, maybe they make things for you, make tea/coffee for you, make your bedding, prepare baths for you; there are different love languages and oftentimes a pillow princes may not give back pleasure the same way, but they will make it up in any other way they can.
Also many pillow princesses get incredibly uncomfortable using strap ons 😅 that one is incredibly difficult. You basically got the ultimate bottom who only bottoms.
There are “stone butch” pairings though! Those are generally tops who not top and don’t want any pleasure done to them in that area, again it makes them uncomfortable, maybe trauma, maybe they are not into it, maybe they get off on giving their partner pleasure. And that’s totally okay.
But we need to stop with the expectation that you have to return x with only another x, and not the rest of the letters of the alphabet. It’s okay to ask a partner if they could return the act, but maybe sitting down and talking about it is the best; figuring out why, and where you stand; are you repulsed or are you middle ground, what are you feeling etc.
Love is hard, honestly! Especially sexual compatibility. But we need to, as a community, stop bashing Pillow Princesses and saying nasty things about them. Social media is so filled with it and it’s really gross, and the expectation that sex has to be met with sex. That sex can’t be met with other forms of showing of love.
I love that the podcast took it in a gentle way and wasn’t saying anything mean about pillow princesses, because these days media is so rough about it. We love the chosen family for that 🩷
Wow well put!!
Thank you for this, well put!
43:09 and I wanted to say I noticed y’all did not take the betterhelp endorsement after many people have raised concerns about their ethics and I’m sure that was a hard decision but thanks for making the right one!
Love listening to mak teach Alayna about Star Wars :)
To the listener who submitted the question in this episode, I understand and deeply resonate with everything you said. I know you don't want to label yourself, but I identify as omnisexual and lithosexual. These might be labels you can also find community and answers in. Shout-out to anyone else who experiences attraction this way! You're so valid and I see you!
Um actually, Aloe is a succulent, not a cactus. 😂
Glad to see there is a mutual overlap in these fanbases
😂
🤓☝️
😀☝️actually
Ugh Ashley I adore you but I wanted them to keep talking Star Wars so bad!!! 😂 I will 100% join the Patreon if Alayna and Mak will do a Star Wars watch through series where Alayna watches each movie for the first time and then they do a podcast to discuss. (Ideally Ashley too of course if she’ll actually watch them lol!)
6:50 "I just look like a resident on Planet Tatooine " ........Like Luke Skywalker a Tatooine resident? 🤨👀
Well, Actually...
3:01 I died laughing when Ashley's main note to Mak is "you're autistic", as someone who regularly thinks about how autistic Mak is (I say that as someone who is 90% sure I'm also autistic). I hope no one takes offense at Ashley's comment because I just feel validated now that Ashley sees it, as a joke maybe but I think she sees the truth in it too.
you are not alone in this lmao
Ah yes, chosen parasocial breakfast of a Wednesday! Blueberries are in season in Ireland so that's what I'm having with my coffee. I feel clever when I eat a blueberry! Merry Wednesday! ❤️
Im here to sayyyyy we need an alayna princess leia cosplay... Halloween costume. Idk i just need it apparently yesterday
Teared up when Alayna teared up talking about their friendship
I feel like I need to say this: Ashley, you're good.
Also, such an interesting discussion at the end. I'm asexual and aware of people having sex without sexual attraction a little more and this feels like it veers into that territory. Allosexual people don't really tend to talk about these things as much though or maybe don't allow themselves to explore asexual identites because of how sexuality is expected to be experienced, including in the queer community. I don't know. It's definitely interesting though.
Edit: Oh, you talked about that! My bad!
Greetings from a gay woman who got a late adult diagnosis of ASD (autism) at age 33 last year. Neurodivergence is really incredibly common in LGBT people, maybe we’ll one day find out why. I do recognise some of my own traits in Mak (women present autism differently to men) but wouldn’t want to presume or e-diagnose. Just saying not having been diagnosed or been picked up on it in childhood doesn’t mean it’s not there. ❤
I REALLY appreciated the question and the answer this week!! I can relate, and this definitely helped give me perspective and ideas for my relationship🥹🥰🥰🥰 Thank you all!!💞💞💞
to the genital question:
you don't need to like... look at a vulva to interact with it. it's not aesthetically appealing to me either, I'm autistic and I find some of the textures a bit yucky but so I just have my hand down there and look at my partner's face or sometimes I close my eyes to concentrate on my movements and I just focus on being in the moment and which spots caues what kind of reaction from her
it's kind of like (and, Ashley, I already know I'm autistic, I can hear you getting ready to yell it hahahah) when you're playing a video game, you're not focused on what your controler looks like, are you?
Mak, genuine question, have you seen the animated show Star Wars: The Clone Wars??? It goes into SO much more lore and back stories!
19:12 I swear Alayna has never been cuter than when she said "I kinda wanna know about the lore" with those kind of pleading eyes to Ashley. Not because I care about Star wars, that was just a really cute look.
am I the only one whose brain goes a "different direction" when Ashley is talking about hook-up or hit rate and then says "I'm feeling myself"?
Just asking.
Also Alayna dancing talking is the mood I needed today.
The Star Wars explaining was also fun...
Fulton cameos are always welcome.
LOL Ashley's roast definitely feels like a fever dream where you showed up naked on like report card day or for the science Fair
This was one of the funniest podcasts of y’all’s in a while
Helloo from Sweden ❤ I did listen on my way to work and watching now on yt on my lunch break 😂 I feel a bit craycray today 😅
I laughed so hard both times ❤️ 😂 have an amazing Wednesday everyone 🎉😊
i love mak going into random movie lore
Also couldn't be more grateful that yall put out these episodes *so early* bc I had a ketamine infusion today and fell asleep as soon as I got home then woke up at 11pm and here I am at 4am watching yall and laughing my ass off
I get out of work around 4am and I am so happy I get some chosen family to chill with!!
P.S. yall are so amazing I have the feeling you're gonna shoot off in your individual careers and this podcast will be a relic in a few years. Makes me sad to think of a day without my chosen family ❤
We are here for the Star Wars Lore 😂❤
I don't know if this is just me but I feel like most people have that friend who we know are probably undiagnosed autistic but we love them for their quirks (I am also autistic). Also love the star wars theme and space buns
This episode is so bifurcated between hilarious and great! 😂
26:05 I love that Mak legitimately looks like an embarrassed child lol
Alayna is the cutest human
As a Star Wars fan, I am loving this prequel content
Was at Columbus Ashley, you killed it as usual. Sorry we were such a pain in the ass 🤣
I loved those shows! I was probably being silly
I mean, I have been saying Mak IS autistic for months at this point... but also Ashley: "I followed my script!" when talking about a hook up huh okay....
Don’t hate the player
I needed this so bad today. Y'all are so funny😂
I’ve gotten behind on chosen family and WHGS but I’m glad I have so many episodes to catch up on during my long commute 🥳
I listened to this episode in my car but came back to watch because the facial expressions are hilarious
Awesome episode as always 👏❤ love you guys
Mak explaining Star Wars has me sobbing😂😂😂
I need all the star wars talk!
loved this question! as someone who relates to being queer and aceish it’s nice to hear about more people with similar feelings!!
"and we are explicitly talking about sex"
... And Star Wars 🤪😂
Poor Mak just looked confused throughout the episode!!
thanks, mothers
Umm they identify as mom, dad, and baby. Rude 😂
😭😭my love for Ashley ❤
Honestly, awesome episode, I was just gonna watch a few minutes and come back later, but I just watched the whole thing
Could the repulsion be from childhood ideas about religion and bodies or from the influence of others? Self-talk can make us feel a certain way but can also change.
I wish we got to hear the story Ashley started to tell with Bre. Maybe it will come up in the next episode.
yeyyyy more nerd conversations! i love mak and when they let her speak more
Mak, Ashley, Alayna, I must apologize! :D
My toddler just walked in the room pointing at the screen all excited (thinking I was in a video call). So I introduced you three by name, and then followed up with "They're not real people." (realized what I said!) "I mean, they are real people, they are not real friends of mommy's; I don't know them personally."
And I figured I'd share this brain fart.
holy shit im so early i was lowkey binge watching this pod lol
Is Mac really baby, when she mentions Wattpad when the go-to place now is Ao3(Archive of our own)
And everyone complains about how confusing Wattpad is to use?
I think for certain demographics wattpad is still the go to, especially zoning people. And then ao3 has the actual good stuff haha. But I‘ve personally only heard ppl say ao3 is difficult to use (which I don’t agree with, I adore ao3 to death but yea)
"which one is Adam driver" hate the idea that the Disney star wars movies are what people think of as star wars🥲🥲🥲 a tragedy.
I meeeean people these days don't know what real hip-hop is. You're getting old my friend
I'm 22😭 I just have good taste
Ashley when I’m feeling myself I am vocal about it in exactly the same way as you!!! I’m known among my friends for being the one that frequently thinks she’s being hit on even if no one else thinks the same 😂😂 love to see your confidence, I really relate to it!! And it’s hot!! Hehe
Isn't it crazy that we are on ep 72 ....we were just on Ep 1 not so long ago
Ashely is wild this episode and I LOVE IT
I think Alayna actually likes Ashley being "Daddy" or "agro". She likes when she's dominant and when she shows her intelligence like using the big words. I 100% see it in another lifetime
I love you all so much. I saw Ashley at the last Columbus show on 3/2, it was fantastic.
Thank you!
Ok but Alayna actually sounds like my therapist now... (and that is a great thing!! She's amazing)
Now I need to know the ep Alayna was talking about. Someone pls haha
I was at the last Columbus show and you were amazing, Ashley
Wait, was it Katie!? Go Ashley!
Also, regardless of gender I find in long term relationships I have “maintenance sx” not to say that I’m not attracted to my partner and I generally have a higher drive, but- sometimes you are going to the late comedy show an you just got out of the shower, and
Ike you don’t want to wait til after you’re dressed, but also don’t want to stay up that late since you won’t get home til midnight…. So you just call out to your partner in nothing but a towel and ask “you wanna just knock this out now, ooorr?”
Anyway with regards to the question, it’s okay not to feel the rush, but try to be upbeat for your (partners).
I had never heard of stage health before, but it makes sense. Ashley, I want to your Columbus OH show at the Funny Bone and had a blast! Top tier comedy and performance!
It’s also ok to be a pillow princess if that’s what you are.
It's crazy that the blue milk came up here and on a game show episode that came out yesterday 44:07
This episode was so damn hilarious!!😂😂😂 And Mak looks especially hot in this t-shirt🔥😅
For the listener question, it's completely ok to feel the way you feel. It may be a bit difficult to find others who think the same way you do about genitals but you are not alone. I find the look of them neutral. Seeing one doesnt usually get me going, but I find every other part of sex to be amazing. It may have been a difficult conversation I've had to have with a partner because I felt "wrong" in some way but later down the line i found out that its not as uncommon as we may think it is. There are different ways to enjoy sex and finding a partner that understands and accept that is possible. There are a lot of "mainstream" ideas about sex that people just assume everyone else enjoys the same way. We all have our own concepts of what we like and the road of discovery by trying new things to see what you like is part of the fun! No shame in finding alternate routes 👌
i love how ashley is slowly coming out of denial about being autistic herself 😂 you’ll be having *interesting* conversations in a couple of months and everything will make sense. love, an autistic lesbian psychologist 🫶🏻
As an autistic lesbian psychology student, we learn in school that you need a lot more information than a video of someone to understand why they are the way they are ... This armchair diagnosing shit is weird, even weirder of you to use your doctorate in a misleading way.
Someone tell me what the WHGS episode is about Ashley breaking the dry spell
Mom and dad FINALLY address the last few flirty podcasts 😏😍
@12:20 I did an open mic while getting over a cold recently and that is v real and makes sense
Does anyone know what episode the hat flipping thing was?
Mak...drink half decaf and half reg coffee and you won't get shakey 😊
Mak geeking out and suffering because of the rest haven´t watched the movies is too funny.
We (I) NEED THE SCRIPT!
What episode of ~the other pod~ is ashley referencing? I'm not sure how the posting schedules align
The listener question makes me think of the highly compatible combination of pillow princesses and stone tops/stone butches. People who are "stone" don't like having their genitals touched during sex, so someone like that might be a good sexual match for the listener. There are also dating apps like Feeld where you can be more specific about what you're looking for sexually, even if it's a bit more "niche." (Last year a (straight) friend of mine in NYC had pretty good success with the app, saying the people she met off of it were generally more informed about things like enthusiastic consent than the general Tinder population.)
Cinnamon helps with the shakes Mak
yall so funny
Alayna and her Intergalactic Space Buns. Mmmm.... (Straight Dude Support Crew - We Are Dozens!)
Dont worry my dude we knew you were a straight guy at "Mmmm..."
And by that i mean we _all_ have a crush on Alayna, we just dont say it like that lmao
Ashley @26:26 being "Feeling confident"
My Trixie & Katya hazed ass: "I'm just feeling more confident. I'm feeling more like me. My breast augmentation." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hi gays! 😁👋🌈
...how does Alayna not know anything about Star Wars? How does anyone not know about Star Wars? What is happening? UGH, I'm old...and a nerd apparently.
I love how excited Mak always is about her passions.
Dat space bun...