D&D vines
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ม.ค. 2019
- I have too many vines on my person... so I channel them back into videos... because I’m a Meme-loving trashcan...
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The magnificent Gavioli fairground organ, The Troubador - • The magnificent Gaviol... - เกม
One time one of our clerics had a tea party with an infernal demon our group accidentally summoned instead of one of our dead companions
That's a mood
“Clerics” This Is Getting Out Of Hand Now There Are Two Of Them!
Lol It must have been so funny
read that a couple times to make sure I got it
THat is what i would do
"I wonder what's behind this door..."
"Roll initiative"
gives me ptsd i looked under a door party member casted light "roll initiative"
I ATTACK THE DOOR!!!!
*rolls a nat 1 and gets eaten by the mimic*
I-i shut the door
Ok but you take 17 opportunity attack's
"You see a couple heads peak over a cliff as you're climbing up it."
"Roll initiative"
And the party all got 2 and big bird got 3 XDD.
When the guy breathes in helium it should be "when you roll a 14 in performance but an item gives you +6"
It's an alchemical bonus! It will stack!
GMs never put as much merit in composite 20s as with natural 20s.
Interacting with constructs lol
Honestly yes
People who have charisma as their highest stat
Chaotic good people don’t question the weird stuff that happens
Chaotic neutral people do question the weird stuff that happens
Chaotic evil people cause the weird stuff that happens
Thats about right
i am the weird stuff that happened
honestly, when i run out of spells, im like
"...imma hit 'em with my stick!"
Why you need to have weaponized cantrips
Bruh, I would pick every single evil option I could just to fuck with the party. Chaotic evil is where its at bby. Contractor NPC:"If you kill this man I kill give you 20 bucks"*points thumb at guy behind him*
Me:"ok"
Rest of the party:"what the hell are you doing?"
Me:*stabbing the guy in the chest repeatedly"GETTING DOLLA"I post 5 karma(yes this is fallout now)
Nah, play as an arocokra(bird people) and just fly away
MEEEEEE
@@EvilRaccoonDM
> "evil option" like this is Mass Effect or sum shit
> chaotic stupid behaviour just to "fuck with the party"
> karma
Found a That Guy
7:17 Oh god this happended in a game I was DM'ing for.
They got ambushed by pirates and then the fight got called off when the pirate PC realized holy shit this other pirate was like his surrogate father.
OddJaguar15 that’s must’ve been awkward xD
HAHAHAHAHA
You forgot
"Release all the sounds trapped in your mind"
Dm: *Unholy screeching*
"Sir, are you ok?"
"I'm a little messed up"
*sees Shane with teiflngs and warlocks*
Oh yes...
"Hey demons, it's me, your boi"
YAS
I'm a teifling paladin, what do I do
@@creamtheskunk7073 Dedicate yourself to Asmodeus and take an oath of treachery.
Im a teifling bard so
Hey demons mind if i just hop into the bed here
I’m a Teifling Sorcerer and like yeah, that sums up our race.
It's very accurate.
1:13 When the bard rolls a nat 1 but has a +15 modifier to Performance and it still miraculously works
Nat 1 means automatic fail. Doesn't matter how good your modifiers are, a Nat 1 will always result in a fail........Unless you're a lv.20 Rogue.
@@MayHugger Technically nat 1 aren't autofails except in the case of attack rolls, but most people, myself included, play that way regardless
When the rogue rolls a 19 with +16 and still fails, oh wait.. that's me
Lachlan Tonkin Depends on the dm tbh
3:25 Our paladin really just printed an anime paladin from the internet and said :" thats my char guys"
gj
2:13 this actually happened in i campaign i was in.. we had to cooperate to intimidate a miniboss and someone in the party had the same idea. Everyone agreed to it, and EVERYONE rolled a nat 19 or 20, so we pulled it off FLAWLESSLY. The miniboss looked at all of us just doing this and slowly backed away.
Some clerics don't worship Jesus. Some clerics have minor alcoholism, drunk partied in the fey woods for 2 weeks, got blessed as a champion by the fey king Oberon and worship the forgotten sun god Lathander.
Grant Hagen I have questions... and concerns 🙂
What do you mean forgotten?
@@ourkeving *forgotten realms*
@@granthagen2996 yes, true. 👍🏿
Grant Hagen, are you this cleric that you speak of?
6:38 the best part about this vine in particular is the fact that one of my characters is both a tiefling and a warlock and it is so accurate holy shit!
wow you’re creative
dragonborn fighter/warlock
1:50... Our Evil King's name was Fred.
I named every person in my campaign bob....
Ours was Karen
A cleric in my session got stuck in a hole, drunk for some reason.
Okay, everyone listen up, I'm gonna change your lives. There is a mug. With a tiefling on it. With a teacup being thrown at it. The caption says tea-fling. You're welcome.
Thank you
1:21 My character is a sorcerer and that was her when she got her quarter-staff 😂😂
Starry-Eyed Angel snnssjudutut
Starry-Eyed Angel brhdyddyduyxhxk
0:49 My rogue has a raven familiar. They sometimes play tic tac toe. The raven usually wins
Wait so the raven was smarter then the rogue or...
@@candycaneking corvids are like, stupidly smart
i wouldnt be surprised
5:25 That's a nat 20 if I do say so myself
Excuse Me! Not All Rangers Have Animal Companions!
...
Some of us Are the animal companion... (Dragonborn/Dragonian Ranger puts on sunglasses)
what about us tabaxi ya *meow censor*ing dummy!?
@@peridot3480 I was just making fun of myself. You do you kitty
As a druid, I was the animal companion for the Ranger
@@mickytherat8020 I feel that
7:47 This is the first time I've seen this one, and I'm already in love with it.
5:47 The best one. I have several chaotic characters that woulf do this
I can confirm that we DMs look done with everything 24/7
This are so damn accurate I love it!!
Safiras Art love critical role videos. Also, hi
123 likes
8:00 was the smoothest shit ever
I love how the check rolls aren't immediately given away so there's an extra level of suspense
Damn, I need to play D&D
join us, we have cookies, also chips and people in Pjs yelling at multisided plastic for landing on the wrong number
@@shadowbladeandlightin8889 and chaotic screaming
@@kitsunestudio4058 but mostly the chaotic screaming thing
@@Pundae yes
I think all you need is the handbook and a character sheet.
This is the best D&D Vine compilation I've found!
YEEEEEEEEES BIIIIIIITCH!!!!
6:19 My wizard was in the rafters of a tavern during a barfight and cast catapult on a tankard at an evil monk/cleric dude and he just nat 20d redirected that tankard at ME in the rafters, and this gave me a nam-flashback to that.
6:53 my Dragonborn sorcerer after following our tiefling bard up a mountain where they were going to talk to a dragon that we really didn’t need to talk to, then failing 4 dex checks in a row to not fall and then to save myself 3 times, then hitting the ground 40 feet below, getting knocked out because we were level 1, then left behind by the bard and another party member came up to save him but couldn’t get down to him safely, and failing death saves.
Kinda worked out though because now I’m playing a cool as hell barbarian that gets a wild magic effect when he rages and kills people by body slamming them. I got the teleport effect when I raged and after using it to evade enemies twice I decided to see how I could make it an attack, so I teleported 10 feet above my enemies and body slammed then before attacking.
4:27 umm excuse me but… THAT’S A NAT 20 IF I’VE EVER SEEN ONE
story time: I remember when me and my buddies were playing dnd and we had to get down a steep hill. Half of us used a rope and took damage from a land slide, while the rest of us (including myself) decided to create a human tumbleweed and rolled to the bottom safely
8:37
i started a campaign of d&d recently, on our first mission we found over 19,000 coins (they weren't all gold but that doesn't matter) we had 4 party members and could only carry 1600 coins between us. 1600 out of more than 19,000. Let's hope there's not some big boss there when we go back to collect the rest...
*but seriously, first expedition, we were only half-way through the DM/GM's dungeon, and we got more than 1100x the max amount of gold we could carry in our backpacks.*
5:48
When you are a Warlock and you have a quota to fill.
My players rouge once rolled to cause a disctraction by "walking on the ceiling and shit" i think she confused elves with geckos
One of our clerics did a therapy session on a minotor ,that was about to murder her, he is now one of the best companions...
As a dragon born rouge this is accurate
Once I played a very small campaign to introduce two of my friends to D&D.
One of which immediately looked for vodka-- no other alcohol.
When they were under attack by a pair of hellcats, one fought and the first (vodka) fucking stood there.
Kudos.
4:02 why is this so true I’m crying
As a Rogue and Ranger these are accurate
DUDE THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
My character is a rogue and i can tell you that all the rogue vines are 100% accurate.
4:03 me in my head, when my friend's character started stealing whiskey while a fucking lightning bolt was being attracted to anything dealing with "safflower".
Pelor's sock drawer, these are beautiful with how accurate they are!
3:14 is literally how my first meeting with constructs went
Wow the Druid vines are more relatable than I thought
1:46 I once could not think of a villain name for the life of me and just went with “Brendus Uriel” No I will not be taking questions at this time
Shared this with my DnD group
I've been trying to come up with a name for the barkeeper in the first town my party will be in, and when the second last vine played, I went for it.
Lol update me on their reactions, yes?
2:21
“What if I heat the metal and melt the lock?”
*sputters* “Keyleth, what the hell‽ This is imported silk!”
tbh the best campaign i had was when it was setted in kind of ancient greece and i played a cleric of the god Dionysos, the god of wine and insanity, and my character didnt want to be cleric bc backstory and was only one because Dionysos was fucking (not literally) with him and everytime he had to use divine power i was like "hey you drunk fuck, i think it's time again to spill some of your ass glitter to look good"
no need to mention that PC and Dionysos were constantly drunk
On my third time playing, the DM put our 5 man squad in a huge cloud of fog. And, there were 2 panthers with sharp tentacles. I am a paladin, so I tried to smite one of them. I rolled a nat 1 and the thing ate my hand and my sword. So, I tried again with a dagger in the other hand. DM said if I rolled nat 1 again, he would take my other hand. Another nat 1 later, the DM apologized and said he was joking. The party voted to take my hand anyway, so they did. I then grabbed a shortsword in my mouth and killed one. Then, after the other was dead, I cut the things open and got my weapons back. Then, a baby panther with tentacles ate my hands before I could get them back. Now, the DM is working with the Artificer to make me some homebrew steel gauntlet hands.
TLDR: Hands taken by 2 nat 1s, getting better ones soon.
random storytime that I hope will make someone happy: so we did a little oneshot goof session and it was *_chaos._* it ended in our dm doing one of the best mr. rogers impressions, saying "welcome to my neighborhood, roll initiative." and her annihilating us.
welcome to the hood
6:28 once we where trying to seal through a giant temple full of our enemies during a campaign and everyone got a good role for sneaking, except for two people who might as well have cartwheeled in screening sneak.
Preping for tonight's campaign with this
One time a party in a campaign I played in accidentally summoned a demon while trying to summon a genie instead. In our defense, we couldn’t find any CRAM, so we had to resort to potatoes
this earns a pedastal in my favorites playlist
I just subbed today then you upload a video.
When you're a big, beefy, tank-y dragon-born paladin and your party needs to roll stealth checks and you're the only one who succeeds:
What kind of fuckery is this?!
I might use the Bard/Druid combo for something later on(bard for the music and various effects the music can give off and the druid for talking to animals).
When ever I play a character with wings I just pick the enemies and throw them into the closest ravine if I run out of spells
Anyone else have gag quests where the party can act like a bunch of fools just for the lulz
As a DM, these are too True. Thank you
D&D but instead of using a Dice, you use a coin.
Heads means best possible scenario, tails means the most absolute garbage scenario.
Why is the harmonica one always chaotic?
what else would it be unless you're talking class
That is the whizzer at six flags great America
Can't wait for druid vines
Edit: pleased, yes yes.
1:57
My DM if we derail the campaign, knowing that there will be about 116 crabs to fight
8:37 my fighter bought a haunted doll from a cursed items shop because he has more money than sense.
3:13 me and other warforged players are allowed to be offended by this
4:05 when my group started our first campaign we were hunting Kobalts and the Barbarian left and just about fucking died.
So now we don’t split the party. Ever.
I'm a DM, and when my players are annoying I tell them I will smite them
what i wouldn't GIVE for CONSISTENT audio LEVELS SO I'M NOT deaf by THE OF THIS
0:20 that's literally just my old Halfling Rogue, he was eventually carrying 5 daggers at one point
1:20 the one time quarterstaff actually hits
All these work with every single D&D group.
I feel so called out by this
9:49
The funniest part is that gear he's wearing. This is exactly how monks fight with armor. 😂
I fucking love everything about this
when my tabaxi bard hot flame makes a pun to lighten the mood 9:36
6:45 that aint a crit fail that's just failing your acrobatics roll (like 1 off from a success)
6:13 nope, that’s the DM when their party are idiots
This video is amazing
Yesterday my friend (our fighter) slammed a door in this shopkeeper's face, rolled a nat20, knocked him out cold, his wife freaked out and called the guards, our rogue sneaked out of town, our fighter distracted one of the guards by making a hat, rolling a nat1, and proceeding to completely undo the hat within minutes, and I, a bard, first ran to the back exit, then went back to hide in boxes (which failed horribly) , ran back to the exit, went back to the other side of the room to make sure we didn't murder the shopkeeper, played dead in the hopes of narrowly getting arrested, rolled out of the door, accidentally shut the door on the shopkeeper's head, got caught by a guard, narrowly escaped arrest by casting Tasha's hideous laughter, performed for the townsfolk, and then left town. And then we got our asses handed to us by some shrubs.
Okay but seriously where’s the props for that guy’s ingenuity at 1:02?
Is there a full video? This is amazing
My group somehow killed a mind flayed at level two once lmao
0:27 I'm definitely going to this next time my party comes across a door in a dungeon, considering my character is a 7 foot gnoll.
I imitated the koolaid man with my 7 1/2 foot tall warforge, I then spent an hour building a new better wall for that mans house and when the guards asked why I did that said it wasn't up to code.
Hol up 7 ft Gnoll!?
I once managed to get the backstory of a closed NPC by giving him a shoe, I was out of idea but he was happy 😂
My dungeon master decided to put a pile of shit in a corridor, Me being the idiot I am put my foot in it. I found 92 gold in it
That one captioned "that one pc with to much money" reminded me of the time one of my party members bought 6000 ball berrings and gave them out to the rest of the party. Each person getting an amount according to how much he liked you 1 berring = 100 love. He gave most everyone 1/2 to 2 and gave his love intrest npc the rest. He then tried to convince the dm to let him spend his remaining 6,000 gold peices on approximately 60,000 ball bearings. When the dm denied his request he had a fit and explained how his character emptied his entire coin bag on to the floor. It was strange.
These were all good, but square breaths just broke me... lol
I like the papyrus font
Once I was playing Warlock, and we recruited a cleric of Cthulhu NPC to are Cthulhu cult. We had a character who kept killing everyone and killed a guard. 4 guards chased us back to are sky ship and so we killed them and used them for my ritual. The NPC was sleeping so she didn’t witness the murders. I had such a good relationship, and charisma that I convinced her someone dumped the body’s on the ship, so for the next few deception checks I made to her I had advantage. We gave the body’s to the city graveyard so she wasn’t suspicious, the owner was suspicious and alerted the guard. We left her there because it was her home island, and the DM was tired of having an NPC in the party, but she was a seen with are party multiple times...I still don’t know what happed to her and I hope she didn’t get accused of murder
0:29 I LOVE THIS
The talk to animals one reminds me of my DnD character who is fluent in furry
Hello? Must have been the wind
legit the only thing that can describe my rouge/bard is 3:42
My 2 favorite parts 8:30. LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT!!!!!!!!
6:46 I'm imagining the Vicar Amelia music over this like that other vine with the dog