@@samauman1747 Australian Man lit the grill on fire again, Colono is trying to drown in the sink with Ellis Dee, Bab Ross is dead already, and my daughter Blue Cheese is here is trying to establish dominance against Tonsils... So we're great! How are your Hell spawns doing?
*drinks cup of love* “I suddenly have the urge to hug scp 173. Perhaps the reason he kills is out of sadness and anger from not being loved by his creator and living a life of hate.”
I'm sure someone else messaged this before, but I don't know that, but after SCP - 066's loud musical orchestra your character actually becomes temporarily deaf to everything around him. So in other words: "SCP - 066 is not breaking the audio in the game, it's just your character going deaf for some amount of time." Sorry for wasting your time with something you probably already learned about after making this brilliant video.
The article around 5:58 - 5:59 says “Boy, 11, pinned down and had bleach poured in his eyes by other school children” with a bleach ad next to it that says “Pour with confidence”
@Khaki Shorts your cat is terrified?? dont get started in 096 oh its ok 096 its o- *screaming intensies* welp holy F**K why come on 096 im only a d class pwease. *screaming gets louder* oh sh*t gotta run
I really just want to think. When you did 049, what was he thinking 049: Hmmm, I felt a disturbance in my digestive tract. Must have been that vending machine again
well basically it’s like anti matter. explodes the facility. except a little different because it goes from normal to pure black. it’s like putting god on the machine.
@Le renard orange mais pas roux there is a list with all the drinks in the files SCP-Containment Breach v1.3.11. > Data > SCP-294 You can even add your own drinks
@@heenthousiast383 Дебил, I do support the anthem, I am not a spy, I was just saying that was Beethoven and not the Soviet anthem. I am Joseph Stalin, I have heard *our* anthem many many times.
@@HusbandoCollector i oddly enough have tasted both mostly when i was young but i had a broken jaw one time and they took out all the dental bracing inside my gums to hold my jaw shut while it heals in place by just giving me localized painkiller unscrewing the rig and ripping it out it felt weird an uncomfortable amount of blood in my mouth till it just stopped in less than a minute honestly the most painful part was the local anesthetic the sensation of loseing feeling completly was not good doctors always play there discriptions of pain down i undersrand why because of the mental aspect its more painful if you think its going to be painful
Kaktus: Hmmm ima try 096 face Me: pretty sure it’s a jumpscare... Kaktus: *turns around* SCP-096: h͚̖̜̍̃͐e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨl͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨo͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊ Me: I KNEW IT
Not completely wrong though. An 2018 AnthroCon study revealed 80% of The Furry Fandom to be gay. 12% or so is transgender opposed to the US' average of 0,4%. The Fandom is also dominated by male, 65% or so male, 23% female, and 12% trans.
Please try some of the following “Minecraft” “SCP Containment Breach” (or “SCPCB” if that’s too long) to see if it closes the game “294” “The Cure” “Cyanide” “Death” “Life” “Nitroglycerin” “Coins” “Nothing” “(Any keycard level)”
@@magiqxl3796 haven't read any I'm to busy being a normal child for once Besides I live in England Also, I have to protect my self using my mother to see if anyone is outside me window or if I'm brave enough to look on my own
SCP-106 - The old man. Somehow immortal humanoid thing, that goes trouth any solid object, leaving black liquid in the connecting part. Has it's own pocket dimention, from where it can initiate any sort of action. No. Old man is not gay.
D-9341: *Literally drinks lava, human, eyedrops, etc.*
Also D-9341: "Ew I won't drink breast milk"
*PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS*
@@tthung8668 SNIPIN'S A GOOD JOB, MATE
And the gay, don’t forget about that
Milk is literally cow’s breast milk. It is not that weird considering many of us drank it as babies.
@@GalacticFox32 I WAS GONNA COMMENT THAT :D
I swear 70% of the development for this game was spent on this
Ye
Ye
Ye
Ye
Ye
I feel like 90% of the time spent on this game we’re the developers thinking what people would type
I often ponder this yes.
yes.
they know furry might play this game :|
"OwO"
We are the developers?
im betting you can drink every scp in fact...what about the scp itself
2:28
“You suddenly felt a strange affection to SCP-106”
106: *proceeds to step on his head dancing*
I think it's his mating dance 😳
@@Angelic_Disaster_ 😏
@@Angelic_Disaster_ hey spleens, how is Elis dee and all of grays other test subject… I mean, sims doing?
@@samauman1747 Australian Man lit the grill on fire again, Colono is trying to drown in the sink with Ellis Dee, Bab Ross is dead already, and my daughter Blue Cheese is here is trying to establish dominance against Tonsils... So we're great! How are your Hell spawns doing?
@@Angelic_Disaster_ I am not sure, I haven't checked on them. What about Tim Horton?
"Needs some ketchup tho" I am going to commit a hate crime
Sans
sans
Sans
Sans
sans
When you did SCP-096s face I almost cried
I fell outta me bed
lol
I fucking had a stroke
Bruhh
oh yeah nice my cousin is vibin like shaking on the ground with foam coming out of his mouth. Hahah. Oh, Ryan!
8:40 *babies in a nutshell*
Julian Palas underrated comment
Funny
More like 0:52
When he drank spinal fluid i had a intense fear that somewhere someone would scream
Please,we do not speak of the man,SCP-[Redacted],also known as Zeke Yeager....
@@meepthescorpio6367 monke man
Should've typed "femur"
*ATTACK ON TITAN INTENSIFIES*
Whatbout…jerk,509,entidy,entidy 509,goo,natt,human,kill,STOP,D-9341,My Life Story,Minecraft,Craft,Mine,Craftmine,Tired and Hell Them
“Hello welcome to McDonalds, what can i get for you?”
“Can i get a small cup of gay please?”
"sir this is a wendys"
Would you like some ice in that drink
@@TheMysteriousStranger430 no, I like it hot. really hot....
@@dan7533 ok
Do you want some lesbian in that?
"You suddenly feel a strange affection for 106"
Correction 049
Ramen Noodles oh no
AaaaAAAAAAAA
How romantic
Ramen Noodles me
There was an incident when a employee ordered a cup of “joe”
LETS TRY THAT
Oh yeah I remember that xD
A guy called Joe requested 'a cup of Joe' and the machine took it literally-
RIP president-elect Biden.
Joe mama
It was a reference to the cup of joe scp
Learn some scps
Imagine he dies,we got D-9341 Name
"Nice snack in these trying times. Needs ketchup though."
Mama mia
*Loads gun and points it towards head*
Oh my god now i’m tempted to try a noodle with ketchup
i ate chips with ketchup before
dont ask but i like it
@@justme4lif3 same
@@justme4lif3 they taste like fries when you do that
@@I_Love_Llamas to lay barbecue chips
legit like barbecue
Employee: "types cup of Joe"
Scp 106: And I took it literally
Stolen comment
@@keikomai3143 overused comment
No other reply than complimenting the person who insulted me
@@keikomai3143 so "overused comment" is now an insult?
106 is the old man though? Not the machine?
*drinks cup of love*
“I suddenly have the urge to hug scp 173. Perhaps the reason he kills is out of sadness and anger from not being loved by his creator and living a life of hate.”
@2 Noel 173*
Fun fact: There is an entire SCP article (somewhere in the 5000s) about The Foundation "taming" a monster and it's really wholesome
@@alfalldoot6715 its ''just another murder monster'' if i recall
"a nice snack in these trying times. Needs some ketchup though" This is what we need in 2020.
ARE YOU Ricardo milos
Okay how did they think of this reference-
Wait he should try nuggets cuz why not
heisgoneishalldie
No ketchup in spaghetti
You should get a cup of jarate, you can throw it at SCP-966 to make him visible
bloody spah
and mini crit or crit with bushwacka
Ahhah
or boomer bile
if ya use boomer bile zombie come
"Let's try something normal."
"Liquid Spaghetti"
Drink: is black
StolniKaktus: Doesn't seem like somthing I'd want to drink
Coca-cola/Pepsi: Are we a joke to you?
T A R
Coke / Pepsi is a dark red brown colour
Soy sauce
@@mudkip2400 dark brown
i said the same in my mind
I'm sure someone else messaged this before, but I don't know that, but after SCP - 066's loud musical orchestra your character actually becomes temporarily deaf to everything around him. So in other words: "SCP - 066 is not breaking the audio in the game, it's just your character going deaf for some amount of time."
Sorry for wasting your time with something you probably already learned about after making this brilliant video.
"it's not a bug, it's a feature!"
@@jaspercat905 in this case, literally. Or else 066 would be pointless in the game
I agree
3:23 I literally almost died laughing.
I was like 096 AWWW MAN
After seeing the Cup of OwO I think this machine must be terminated.
[Log moved to Comment Folder]
Yes
I could see the art.....*shivers*
KILL DA MACHINE! KILL DA MACHINE! KILL DA MACHINE!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
this dude: literally just tests drinks
the entire mobile task force: NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT
95 likes no comments?! lets fix that!
They even want you to go to Gate A
The article around 5:58 - 5:59 says “Boy, 11, pinned down and had bleach poured in his eyes by other school children” with a bleach ad next to it that says “Pour with confidence”
LOL
I feel bad for the kiddo
Why?!?!?
Wonder if he was black ✊🏿✊🏻✊🏽
@@grahampeterson3718 cant tell if your joking lol
Me, an italian, seeing "needs some ketchup" talking about spaghetti: time to make ww2 look like a tea party
as a non-italian im going to make hell seem like a fucking birthday party
@@s0rr03_ take the rifle, we're going to remake the Somme
i just ate leftover spaghetti with mayo and ketchup is this considered war crime in Italy?
@@milantosic Tošić. Enter the cell. Now.
@@milantosic I'm going to make hell look like a festival.
What my cat sees when I'm trying to hug him. 3:26
oh nice you got 96 likes perfect
@Khaki Shorts your cat is terrified?? dont get started in 096 oh its ok 096 its o-
*screaming intensies* welp holy F**K why come on 096 im only a d class pwease. *screaming gets louder* oh sh*t gotta run
@Khaki Shorts haha
nobody:
Me, asking a vending machine that can LITERALLY produce any liquid: *can i get a water*
XD
D:
I am mentally disturbed now
I would have just asked for liquid bread
wait, what?
bro everyone out here tryna make it dispense weird af drinks while i’m just wanting a coffee
dude i just want water
4:53 the fact that D-9341 spitted it out shows how brave D-9341 is
"Need some ketchup t'ho"
*Angry Italian noises*
Pizza_yt37 sounds like sans
Angry bonetrousle noises*
The scp 096 part jumpscared tf out of me
I haven't been jumpscared in literal years but this one actually got me
I really just want to think. When you did 049, what was he thinking
049: Hmmm, I felt a disturbance in my digestive tract. Must have been that vending machine again
4:53
I understand why you would've coughed.
Wait! Try spelling “Chernobyl” like I said, then once you test that, Try “Scp-682”
yes
you need ultimate edition for that to work
Nothing happens if you try Chernobyl, "OUT OF RANGE".
And the SCP-682 too, from the SCP: CB Wiki.
@@B58-Minecraft oh, well that’s sucks
@@B58-Minecraft isaid u need scp cb ue ultamite edition to work the mod had a huge scp-294 update
You should try cup of “me” and see what happens.
you get the guy who said cup of joe in the test logs
I would order Coca Cola with apple juice and sliced pear
Death lol
Me = Your own blood
“Speaking of spaghetti, Hey budd-“
The SCP: *ETERNAL EARAPR*
SCP-066 went up to him and plays a loud sound and breaks the sound.
Scp 096 face jumpscare got me, I wasn't expecting that lol
I put “SATAN” on the Scp... wasn’t a good idea
I thought you said Santa lmao
What happend hell no i wont try
"Wasent"
@@samjetstream9 cool
well basically it’s like anti matter. explodes the facility. except a little different because it goes from normal to pure black. it’s like putting god on the machine.
4:57 I sense the rule 34 artists approaching.
UwU
fuuuuuu-
OwO daddy i've been a bad machine *nuzzles u* pwease punish me UwU.
H
They smell- "sniffes" fat and gay
D-9341: Gets "Cured"
Control: Report to the nearest security force for questioning.
Subject d-9341 designated for termination
3:24 that lit scared the fucking shit out of me i almost had a heart attack
I fear no man.
But that thing...
*g a y drink*
It scares me.
no...
U R gay
10:22 IT KILLS YOU
@@angrimunci2024 it doesnt it spawns SCP-106
@@spiricomusic oh s-
Me that just looked in the game files and found the list: smort
@Le renard orange mais pas roux there is a list with all the drinks in the files
SCP-Containment Breach v1.3.11. > Data > SCP-294
You can even add your own drinks
@@qq4tii uh oh
@@theactualmiuiswaifu what why
@@qq4tii idk lmao
@@theactualmiuiswaifu ah ok then
Best birthday gift ever!
Bro 28 may
Same bro mine is may 28 also
Happy bday (ik im late but still)
Happy day of birth
Happy birthday
“A nice snack in these trying times, needs ketchup though.”
*You just mamad your last mia*
“MY BREAST MILK”
_hol’ up_
@@gizaisaloser7426 oh sorry
@@gizaisaloser7426 oh lol-
Hey, dont judge them!
Stolin: **types in gay**
SCP-106: **gets in love with stolin**
yse
Nobody:
066: **SOVIET ANTHEM INTENSIFIES**
luuuul
That was Beethoven.......
@@Joseph_Stalin1940 my god....
MY LEADER WOULD NEVER SAY THAT AND SUPPORT THE ANTHEM.
YOU FAKE SPY!!!! GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY
@@heenthousiast383 Дебил, I do support the anthem, I am not a spy, I was just saying that was Beethoven and not the Soviet anthem. I am Joseph Stalin, I have heard *our* anthem many many times.
Embrace democracy or you will be eradicated
I fear no man
but that
OwO drink
scares me...
Same dam furrys
God damn furries
Thats phacking too curse
Same
damn dude 69 likes lol
Stolni: “why did i do this” after the owo message
Also Stolni:
7:42
Of course
The cup of OwO turned him to the dark side
They way cooler side
We have cookies
“Ouch *my ass is being eating.* “
Try typing “shrek”
I’ve always wanted a cup of shrek...
I thought of that to
How about a cup of Sans or sonic?
"tastes like onions"
im pretty sure it will taste like swamp water or something
Why not onions
I like how when you type in an SCP's number it just summons that scp
Someone should try it with SCP 682 and see how bad of a containment breach that’ll be
@@omori3703 OMG YESSSSS
@ALEXANDER LUONG well that’s scp 1 so it may send a different scp 1 instead of the day snapping in two
"Hey can i get a cup of 049?"
"Nah, what if i make it appear out of nowhere?"
Hmm what if did you type 035
When u write scp names
Scps: WHO SUMMONED ME
"VINES ARE OVERRATED
"AAAAAAAAAAAA"
What if you simply write SCP
"Boy, 11, pinned down and had bleach poured in his eyes by other school children".... That's dark af
Then the bleach ad beside it be like "pour with confidence"
....
P O U R W I T H C O N F I D E N C E
*_PoUr WiTh cOnFiDEnCe_*
FINALLY ANOTHER VIDEOOO
Q and A question:
What's your Post situation?
And why dont you Post that much?
im going to guess motivation
"Report to the nearest security force"
Him: mate i'm already dead
I’m already in hell, can I meet ya half way?
@@samauman1747 Maybe.
“Tastes like hair and blood”
It worries me that he knows what those taste like
What? No way you never tasted blood
Lol mom look this kid never tasted hair haha
No really I've tasted both
Every human has probably tasted both, if you haven't you're just pretending to be a human
@@HusbandoCollector i oddly enough have tasted both mostly when i was young but i had a broken jaw one time and they took out all the dental bracing inside my gums to hold my jaw shut while it heals in place by just giving me localized painkiller unscrewing the rig and ripping it out it felt weird an uncomfortable amount of blood in my mouth till it just stopped in less than a minute honestly the most painful part was the local anesthetic the sensation of loseing feeling completly was not good doctors always play there discriptions of pain down i undersrand why because of the mental aspect its more painful if you think its going to be painful
"This isn't going to kill me is it"
*_Dies_*
"bruh"
I love this part
NTF: so what happen at the site
Class d: I drink beast milk uwu
class d: and i kinda have a crush on 106 now OwO * blushes*
@@TheRealEd1t thats it You're on 999 duty
Oh did i mention it was the j version?
@@seantaggart7382 class d: theres a j version!?
"Speaking of spaghetti. Hey buddy"
"AAAAA"
Imagine he drank the spinal fluid and turned into a titan
that'd be perfection
edit: thanks for the likes ive never gotten this many
...Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr
?
SASAGEYO
no weebs allowed here
@@RenarchyLeader im not a weeb but ok
*Try scp-999 cmon everybody wants to see that :)*
I’m sorry Conscience but I must agree with this human
Orange juice filled with blood and eyes
@@nikitaastakhov9252 then its not orange
You saw what happened with cup of joe
Happy Scp 682 noises-
Try just “Glitch” I wonder if it would be a glitchy drink
Your game will crash *hehe boi*
Pro Gamer lmao
When 106 spawned on his head I died
cause he was on ur head too
I always thought it would be cool if "blinker fluid" would make it so you didn't have to blink any more, or at least could wait longer between blinks.
"OWO daddy i've been a bad machine *nuzzles you* pwease punish me UWU." that had me dead! XD
Mtf Unit: NOPE FIRE
Bring forth the Holy hand grenade
UwU
k *SHOOTS AT HIM WITH MG42* done
The day that people will stop saying that they'll shoot us Furries I'll eat my shoes
Thank you for being back while all of us are going through tough times XD
4:54 wth man.
5:18 Why I was expecting that
I laughed myself to death at: OwO Daddy I've been a bad machine pwease punish me UwU
Next do “December 2020” and see if the world explodes
Flash player has stopped working
“I just need a month or two to finish things up”
*it has been 5 months please come back*
8 MONTHS NOW.
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
10*
Dr bright: *Finds out this exists*
The world: “My time has come.”
“There’s somethin strange, in the neighborhood. Who you gonna call? Butt Busters!”
Try a cup of:
Subject D-9341
Supernova
Gold
Marmite (i was hungry while writing this)
And milkshake
"Subject D-9341" - "me" should do the trick
Put in “Eric” the spaghetti might like it
Perfect.
if you did yet another part on this 4 years later that would make me eternally happy
Kaktus: Hmmm ima try 096 face
Me: pretty sure it’s a jumpscare...
Kaktus: *turns around*
SCP-096: h͚̖̜̍̃͐e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨl͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨo͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊
Me: I KNEW IT
How did u do that font
Teku Fluff he just broke TH-cam
Me: **internal screaming**
096: Hello Gordon!
“Cup of uwu”
Please no
Edit: *what is happening in the comments*
Lol
XD
OwO daddy ive been a bad machine **nuzzles u** pwease punish me UwU
why
Pwease yes
@@Bananappleboy Want a gun?
4:53
Me before seeing this: I feel like the machine is gay itself cuz it can give out cups of gay
Me when I saw this: 100% gay machine
Not completely wrong though.
An 2018 AnthroCon study revealed 80% of The Furry Fandom to be gay.
12% or so is transgender opposed to the US' average of 0,4%.
The Fandom is also dominated by male, 65% or so male, 23% female, and 12% trans.
Its a tradition to come here every 3 months just to watch this masterpiece
Please try some of the following
“Minecraft”
“SCP Containment Breach” (or “SCPCB” if that’s too long) to see if it closes the game
“294”
“The Cure”
“Cyanide”
“Death”
“Life”
“Nitroglycerin”
“Coins”
“Nothing”
“(Any keycard level)”
The first one u said I rate that a 10/10
Hot totino's pizza rolls
@@farofa2843 Y e s
@@zapthebird8141 *y e s*
@@farofa2843 y e s
Who’s old enough to know that ball of meat spaghetti is THX in disguise?
Can u explain pls?
@@rocco2246 bruh have you even heard the THX intro? That sound alone causes cities to be obliterated
@@inktonythekaonashigaster6631 makes entire planets implode
@@thelaughingman3443 make universes cease to exist
Me.
5:58 Boy, 11, pinned down and had bleach poured in his eyes by other school children.
the ad tho how ironic xD
POUR WITH CONFIDENCE
@@lazii5289 *LEARN MORE >>*
The ad...
1:31 Soap trusted you, i thought i could too.
So why in bloody hell does Makarov know you?!
What? yeah i understand the cod references but what is the connection?
096 0.000001 seconds later after a piece of his face was turned into a drink: hippity hoppity your life is now my property
ME: Hey want to know what I want for a drink
Friend: what
Me again :GAY
For an extra 50 cents you can supersize it.
TH-camr: hey budd-
Scp066: jsjehs (beethoven)
1:29
You: types "gay"*
Intercom:Subject D-9341 enter to gate a for questioning
SCP-106: he can't 😏
I guess we can say SCP-106 is a top :>
H a h
That ship is-
Fine tbh
NO NO NO
do you like yaoi mangas?
@@magiqxl3796 haven't read any I'm to busy being a normal child for once
Besides I live in England
Also, I have to protect my self using my mother to see if anyone is outside me window or if I'm brave enough to look on my own
Him: zooms in on SCP 096 about to kill him.
Me: looks like I'm not getting sleep tonight
That made me shake by a hair
*Sips a literal gay juice*
"You suddenly feel a strange affection for scp-106"
Hah.
HAH. GAYYYYYYYYYYY
So scp 106 is a guy confirmed
@@phandanglam9923 his code name is "the old man" he was confirmed a boy as soon as his scp was created
whats the deal with scp 106 why its supposed to be scp 106 is it gay?
SCP-106 - The old man.
Somehow immortal humanoid thing, that goes trouth any solid object, leaving black liquid in the connecting part. Has it's own pocket dimention, from where it can initiate any sort of action.
No. Old man is not gay.
The uwu one just made me sob
The ball of spaghetti scp is my favorite every time he makes that loud ass sound it makes me laugh
For any reason that sound remembers me the Soviet Union Anthem xD
Yeah makes me LOSE IT
*Gay*
Likes scp 106
Scp lands on his head...
Scp 106 gay confirmed?...
What.
Lol-
About spaghetti: need some ketchup maybe
M: **die inside**
What happens if you try to drink SCP 294
SCP 294: You know, I’m something of a *train station* myself
3:21 dude that was scary XD
That scared the crap out of me.
QnA: when will you do a voice/face reveal?
Man Stolni kaktus where are you. like i remember having a blast watching your content.
"let's try something normal this time" *proceeds to to make cup of spaghetti*