Ahhh…Judge Simpson says, “You don’t know Shakespeare, do you.” The defendant says, “No”. It took me a second, then I got it. “methinks thou doth protest too much”. Judge Simpson is awesome.
"mr allen" and there goes the bailif to his favorit spot and pulls the guy away the moment the judge said inevitable word "revoked".🤣 mr Allen is about as iconic as Judge Simpson by now.
I came looking for this comment as soon as I saw him move. I haven’t finished watching yet. I got to his movement stopped and played it back 5 times looking for any type of cue. I can’t make out what the judge says right before the bailiff moves into place as the defense attorney is speaking. It sounded like Mr. Alex??? No matter what, I love that the bailiffs know their judges! Ok, back to watch past the bailiff moving into the ‘Check’ position on the court room board. No games in Judge Simpson’s courtroom!
@melissamcclain34 Thank you so much. 😊 Well, there's the cue I was searching for. LOL Mr. Allen is the not so code - code word. 🤣 And I didn't see it it the initial comment either that I searched for. 0 for 2. Thank you both, and please excuse my blunder. With Respect BB
lol they think they are so important, like who would lose their job over you sir. i mean, i get it...I guess you do whatever you can to stay out of jail
@@mikeguthrie5432you thought you ate on this comment didn't you ? Aww to bad we know you are the only one that liked your comment and that's really sad my peps 😂
@@kevinhammond2361 I'm not following the tongue in sinuses reference. Did you ever hear about the study that showed most every dollar bill in circulation has trace amounts of coc**ne on them?
How would that even be permissible in a court of law when it can show up for months or even years in a hair follicle? No way would they use a hair follicle test to revoke someone.
@@brenleedee8061 Well, he claims he's never used cocaine even once in his life. Repeatedly. So if it shows up at all, at the very least we know he lied in court.
He wasn't under oath, not that he couldn't be held for Perjury...but very few Judges would charge him with Perjury for denying he ever used@@patrickhickey4047
My favorite words to hear "Mr. Allen...." I would think only an idiot would test dirty for cocaine, it is water soluble and only shows in a urine test up to 3 days.
There is no way that they could revoke someone on a hair follicle test, it can show up for years....unless they took a hair follicle test when sentenced and then took another one to revoke...
Umm no just be lucky you’ve not been through the system. You’re judging people when you’ve never experienced it yourself and the outsmarting skills you’re talking about is money. Money buys your freedom.
@@Anonymous-lq2bs Or, and I am just spitballing here, you can be poor and not break laws like taking cocaine. Might be a second method of not being in court.
@Anonymous-lq2bs Telling me I am judging while you judge me. Lighten up buddy, I've been in the depths of society more than the heights...I earned my place to poke fun at others.
I understand giving the client the benefit of the doubt but at least play devil’s advocate and inquire further so you’re not looking foolish before the court.
He said he was testing at home, and then realized that they needed to see it in order for it to be useful. But my question is, if he wasn't using, why was he testing at home to begin with.
He was testing at home AFTER the real test showed positive. So he took his home test down to Mike who took a picture of it and said he'd take care of it. 😂😂 I wonder how many people at the lab had a laugh over that photo?!
Hope he’s not serious about the cop setting him up to be positive for cocaine , this man didn’t realize Judge Simpson had read the report n times he tested positive for cocaine, he fulls for excuses, he should let His Lawyer talks for him, the more he talking more he’s digging his own grave for him , he would have pay attention to the bailiff standing up behind him, Buddy judge Didn’t moved at all for everything he said
The judge quietly calls for "Mr. Allen" three seconds after the defense attorney starts talking. This one was a foregone conclusion from the get-go. His attorney knew it too - she hung back quietly and let her defendant excavate a massive hole to stand in.
Which accredited lab did this upstanding citizen test at? It's extremely difficult to set someone up at a state lab. They go by numbers,every sample,not names,and the names are kept separate and are confidential. SMDH
The tests are random so unless the testing center is contacting the cop saying he is testing now, how would the cop be change the test results? The cop would have to be working with the testing center, the lab and probation/pre trial to make sure that guy was positive.
How many of these do we hear defendants "swearing " on their sons, daughters, grandkids, and when that doesn't work, they use their dog, elderly parent... then LIE LIE LIE.
Never done coke in your life? Ok, then you're smoking laced blunts instead of your medically prescribed & dispensed Marijuana. But one thing you aren't - you aren't getting set up to test dirty.
"Does he have a medical cocaine card?" Judge Simpson responded so smoothly then sat back and let the defendant ramble lies like he was Kevin Hart... on cocaine.
OmG!!! Corruption at the Highest Level …What can we do? I have the same problem with my foot fungus and all test they do shows that I have foot fungus .. What can I do because my toes are ichy !!!😅😂😅
Somehow I have my doubts as to what youngblood is saying.......but that's just me. I doubt this conspiracy theory sunshine.....you ain't that important to "set up".
I was waiting for "Take that out front, your testing NOW! We'll see if you drop dirty or clean" Keep your feet off the floor this guys BS is getting deep.
At the 30 - 33mark, when the good Judge Simpson asked, "Okay does he have a medical cocaine card?" And why does the defendant sound like Froggy from Little Rascals??? Must be from all that cocainea 😏
He wasn't doing coke. He just drank it. He was drinking old 1880s coke a cola right before those few dirty drug tests. Duh. He didn't know it had cocaine in it. It's not his fault!
It never cease to amaze me how these folks think they can get up there and lie to the judge like he's never heard these excuses and explanations before. ALSO, how incredible would it be that his 8 positive tests were actually negative. That's what we call a TALL TALE! Thanks for the vid, my friend! ENJOYED IT!!
homeboy with all the 'sabotaged' testsseses knows what a freeze is, id bet a dollar most people who have never used cocaine, wouldnt know what a freeze is, let alone mimic the movement of doing on on their front gums
I had a false positive for cocaine when I was on my submarine (crewmember) and after the second positive while I was restricted to the boat we figured it was the Arby's poppy seed rolls that were causing it and I have never eaten another poppy seed roll since, problem solved, for me at least. This boy going and dropping off a sample to an unknown lab and getting clean results, did they check to see if it was his dog's pee?
IF he can prove he is getting legitimate testing elsewhere that shows he is clean, then he may be on to something. Because we ALL KNOW that there are no dirty cops... 🤷♀️
What's more likely? People he doesn't know at testing labs are all conspiring to frame him for no reason? Or like MOST criminals, he's just a pathetic liar?? Please use your brain.
Ahhh…Judge Simpson says, “You don’t know Shakespeare, do you.” The defendant says, “No”. It took me a second, then I got it. “methinks thou doth protest too much”. Judge Simpson is awesome.
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That was funny.
This kid is also spinning a conspiracy worthy of Hamlet 🤣
Yeah - I had to go back and listen to that twice to make sure I heard what I thought I heard. Very good!
I had a friend who was a ferocious crack head that had every excuse in the book for testing positive for crack each time he tested.
It was exhausting.
"does he have his medical cocaine card?" DAG!
That is quite the cynical (and usually justified) question from Judge Simpson.
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and the lawyer said so seriously....."No he does Not", like it's a thing😂😂😂
I was waiting for him to say, “I’ve never done cocaine in my life. I do crack. I don’t know why I’m testing positive for cocaine.”
Honestly 😂
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Good Point and probably true. LOL
I was thinking the exact same thing. That's why he was so confident in his denial of ever having done cocaine.
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Allen creeping up behind the man. Not a good look.
I laughed when I saw him slowly walk behind him😅😅 His spit is in big trouble
always the give away…he knows judge like an open book!
I always laugh when Judge Simpson quietly says "Mr. Allen" at 0:17... That's the signal LOL
@@LanefastsI didn't even catch that.😂😂
When he gets closer, you going down.
"Does he have a medical cocaine card?" Judge Simpson is hilarious! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was rich! Loved it…
Man, this poor guy has the worst luck ever. So many consecutive false positives. It must be some kind of record!
hahahaha
Granted I could imagine a cop with a hate on for you continuously adding a pinch of coke, or dirty urine to the sample every time.
They’re out to get him!!!! I’m from Detroit why would I do cocaine? 😂😂😂
"mr allen" and there goes the bailif to his favorit spot and pulls the guy away the moment the judge said inevitable word "revoked".🤣
mr Allen is about as iconic as Judge Simpson by now.
I love when he creeps up behind the defendant and the suspense waiting for the shoe to drop 😂
Gotta love it!
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I came looking for this comment as soon as I saw him move. I haven’t finished watching yet. I got to his movement stopped and played it back 5 times looking for any type of cue. I can’t make out what the judge says right before the bailiff moves into place as the defense attorney is speaking. It sounded like Mr. Alex??? No matter what, I love that the bailiffs know their judges!
Ok, back to watch past the bailiff moving into the ‘Check’ position on the court room board. No games in Judge Simpson’s courtroom!
@bravebloggers9818 he said "Mr Allen" 😂😂😂 that's when you know you're in trouble
@melissamcclain34 Thank you so much. 😊 Well, there's the cue I was searching for. LOL Mr. Allen is the not so code - code word. 🤣 And I didn't see it it the initial comment either that I searched for. 0 for 2. Thank you both, and please excuse my blunder. With Respect BB
"They're setting me up!" Like those people have the time or notion to care about him in particular. Good grief... 🤦🏼♀
lol they think they are so important, like who would lose their job over you sir. i mean, i get it...I guess you do whatever you can to stay out of jail
I would literally not have the time to care to do that to anyone
"Methinks he doth protest too much." - William Shakespeare, "Hamlet," written about 1600
Soliloquy - I love it.
Gotta give it to ole William Simpson, er,... I mean Judge Simpson!
When he said that it made me snort!! Lok
@@mikeguthrie5432you thought you ate on this comment didn't you ? Aww to bad we know you are the only one that liked your comment and that's really sad my peps 😂
Yes for sure
I'm not sure but I think that it was "The Taming of the Shrew", and it was "Methinks the lady doth protest too much".
He just needs to stop licking dollar bills. 😅
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Next he’s gonna argue he has a tongue in his sinuses
@@kevinhammond2361
I'm not following the tongue in sinuses reference. Did you ever hear about the study that showed most every dollar bill in circulation has trace amounts of coc**ne on them?
@@netherstar2553not to that level
@@margarettavarez8240
Some people just can't appreciate sarcasm.
Got the speaking cadence of a stim abuser, think I'll go with believing six tests over "they're all against me."
Guy is buying his own at-home drug tests, passes them, then gets mad the drugs he's using are showing up on proper lab tests 🤣🤣
His at home tests probably have a different threshold for positive. I’m sure the actual lab testing have a much greater sensitivity.
Judge Simpson for the WIN
😂 judge shut that down quick.
Does he have a medical cocaine card?
Immediate hair follicle test. If it's dirty, charge him with perjury and contempt.
How would that even be permissible in a court of law when it can show up for months or even years in a hair follicle? No way would they use a hair follicle test to revoke someone.
@@brenleedee8061 Well, he claims he's never used cocaine even once in his life. Repeatedly. So if it shows up at all, at the very least we know he lied in court.
He wasn't under oath, not that he couldn't be held for Perjury...but very few Judges would charge him with Perjury for denying he ever used@@patrickhickey4047
@@brenleedee8061 they use hair follicles in drug cases in the US everyday, your logic is that of a child, educate yourself.
Not for this type of case, it would not be admissible without a previous hair follicle test so educate yourself lol @@GrantLewis-gw1zm
😂😂😂 He took his own tests at home😂😂😂 Rigggggtttt😂
Dollar tree tests lol
He even used cocaine to see if his home test would catch it!!!
I got my medical marijuana card but who do I have to see or pay off or whatever to get a medical cocaine card I didn't realize it was the 1920s again😎
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You don't need a card, just a plane ticket to Oregon
@@LucasJackson_37 I thought they reversed that law.
" The previous one's I've violated on " Thank you for testifying against yourself.
My favorite words to hear "Mr. Allen...." I would think only an idiot would test dirty for cocaine, it is water soluble and only shows in a urine test up to 3 days.
I’m always surprised how bad defendants can be at reading the room when judges aren’t buying their lies.
I love how these types start to play dumb when someone starts questioning their story. They suddenly can't provide specifics LOL
Oh, please judge Simpson.You know they're just picking on him😅😅😅😅
Poor baby
Judge Simpson is one of the best.
AMEN, AMEN, and AMEN !!!
Simple get a hair follicle test it will tell exactly when he used and the levels
There is no way that they could revoke someone on a hair follicle test, it can show up for years....unless they took a hair follicle test when sentenced and then took another one to revoke...
That officer was so ready to grab that guy and take him away. Kept inching closer to him.
Got to love Judge Simpson. His court room is fantastic.
Being in court in the first place means you have zero outsmarting skills.
Umm no just be lucky you’ve not been through the system. You’re judging people when you’ve never experienced it yourself and the outsmarting skills you’re talking about is money. Money buys your freedom.
@@Anonymous-lq2bs Or, and I am just spitballing here, you can be poor and not break laws like taking cocaine. Might be a second method of not being in court.
@Anonymous-lq2bs Telling me I am judging while you judge me. Lighten up buddy, I've been in the depths of society more than the heights...I earned my place to poke fun at others.
Really. 😅😅😅
Innocent people go to court all the time to prove they’re innocent
Blames everyone but himself for everything sounds about right
" They're setting me up." My dude, you're not important enough to " set up."
Surely there's nothing suspect about an addict self-testing.
I didn’t know you can retest for a drug violation until you pass clean. What was his defense lawyer thinking? 🤦🏻♀️
I’ve seen this young defense attorney before and she needs more practice
You have to believe your client. If your client lied to you it is their funeral.
I understand giving the client the benefit of the doubt but at least play devil’s advocate and inquire further so you’re not looking foolish before the court.
He said he was testing at home, and then realized that they needed to see it in order for it to be useful. But my question is, if he wasn't using, why was he testing at home to begin with.
He was testing at home AFTER the real test showed positive. So he took his home test down to Mike who took a picture of it and said he'd take care of it. 😂😂 I wonder how many people at the lab had a laugh over that photo?!
Exactly
Hope he’s not serious about the cop setting him up to be positive for cocaine , this man didn’t realize Judge Simpson had read the report n times he tested positive for cocaine, he fulls for excuses, he should let His Lawyer talks for him, the more he talking more he’s digging his own grave for him , he would have pay attention to the bailiff standing up behind him, Buddy judge Didn’t moved at all for everything he said
Fast talking cocaine using Pookie got caught lying. Bond revoked & and remanded in custody straight to jail. Swift Justice!👀😅🙌
The judge quietly calls for "Mr. Allen" three seconds after the defense attorney starts talking. This one was a foregone conclusion from the get-go. His attorney knew it too - she hung back quietly and let her defendant excavate a massive hole to stand in.
his voice screams cocaine
Cocaine rasp.
I bet his lawyer is reconsidering her career choice!😂
That is some shuck and jive he’s trying to pull.
He got his test from the Circle K.
I mean who tests positive for coke, multiple times and then says 'I've NEVER done it."
freakin hilariouis huh kenyetta?
That sly Shakespeare question just ran right by everyone! Judge Simpson is amazing.
Which accredited lab did this upstanding citizen test at? It's extremely difficult to set someone up at a state lab. They go by numbers,every sample,not names,and the names are kept separate and are confidential. SMDH
You failed the test 5 times but never did cocaine? Oh, I'm glad you told me!! Ok, you can leave.
Please, come up with another excuse, they don't care enough about u to set u up!😂😂😂😂😂
“I wasn’t smart enough in the beginning to buy my own testes”
I think he meant “tests” LOL 😆
The tests are random so unless the testing center is contacting the cop saying he is testing now, how would the cop be change the test results? The cop would have to be working with the testing center, the lab and probation/pre trial to make sure that guy was positive.
How many of these do we hear defendants "swearing " on their sons, daughters, grandkids, and when that doesn't work, they use their dog, elderly parent... then LIE LIE LIE.
Guilty as sin.
This guy is HIGH right now!
Never done coke in your life? Ok, then you're smoking laced blunts instead of your medically prescribed & dispensed Marijuana. But one thing you aren't - you aren't getting set up to test dirty.
Judge Simpson's courtroom bailiff just makes my day. LOL
I kinda feel bad for the lawyer, having to defend a client that even thinks he's so clever 🥴😆 Tipical addict, manipulating and lying!😢
10:43 when the judge laughs at you, it's not a good sign
So 'they' are trying to frame him? What makes him so special?
“Mr Allen”. Dreaded words in Judge Simpsons court!! Love it!!! I would be scared 💩 less!!!! Bailiff Swol is awesome!!!
Blah blah I wouldn't come up in here and lie blah. Revoked and remanded. Boom... that's how that works young man😅
We have to have a follow-up to this one. Maybe judge Simpson could request a hair sample? That would force the defendant to admit that he lied.
Love how the bailiff had already moved into position to take junior into custody. It's like he already knew Simpson was going to revoke.
Judge Cedric Simpson rocks some epic shirts, teaser collars peeking out.
"Does he have a medical cocaine card?" Judge Simpson responded so smoothly then sat back and let the defendant ramble lies like he was Kevin Hart... on cocaine.
He does sound like KH doesn't he??
Not quite as funny though.
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Sounds like he needs to be tested right now.
"You don't know Shakespeare, do you?" 😅
If he’s buying it on street(cheaper) vs dispensary you never know what is getting
Goin, dem, yohoner, axe, jerge, testeds, gud 😳
Why can't people speak properly? Why can't people pronounce English words correct?! 🙄🤦🏼♀️
Judge, I just love you. You got me cracking up every time.
If Mike took a picture of the test, that's good enough for me, he's free to go.
OmG!!! Corruption at the Highest Level …What can we do?
I have the same problem with my foot fungus and all test they do shows that I have foot fungus .. What can I do because my toes are ichy !!!😅😂😅
Somehow I have my doubts as to what youngblood is saying.......but that's just me. I doubt this conspiracy theory sunshine.....you ain't that important to "set up".
I was waiting for "Take that out front, your testing NOW! We'll see if you drop dirty or clean" Keep your feet off the floor this guys BS is getting deep.
Judge Boyd would have had him do exactly that!
LOVE LOVE LOVE this judge!!! The look on his face never changes, but his admonishments are amazing!!!! lol
The looks on Judge Simpson's face as he's listening to this clown's bullshit. Hilarious-!!
At the 30 - 33mark, when the good Judge Simpson asked, "Okay does he have a
medical cocaine card?"
And why does the defendant sound like Froggy from Little Rascals???
Must be from all that cocainea 😏
Ya Hana I don't do cocane I only smoke a lil bit of rock once a month
I always love watching the drama in Judge Simpson's courtroom.
Thanks, OSG. Great video. 🙂
He wasn't doing coke. He just drank it. He was drinking old 1880s coke a cola right before those few dirty drug tests. Duh. He didn't know it had cocaine in it. It's not his fault!
What is wrong with the defense attorney to let him go rambling on and on and on making a fool of himself?
It never cease to amaze me how these folks think they can get up there and lie to the judge like he's never heard these excuses and explanations before. ALSO, how incredible would it be that his 8 positive tests were actually negative. That's what we call a TALL TALE! Thanks for the vid, my friend! ENJOYED IT!!
I'm so glad I know the bailiff's name now 😄
It's on his Sheriff uniform lol
A Christmas turkey doesn't have anything on this turkey. Full of it.
I wonder why his "test-sess" is always positive. 🤔 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
homeboy with all the 'sabotaged' testsseses knows what a freeze is, id bet a dollar most people who have never used cocaine, wouldnt know what a freeze is, let alone mimic the movement of doing on on their front gums
A probation lady and UA lab owner went to jail in my hometown for fabricating tests. It was so bad it cost people their children 🤦♂️
Judge, how could you not trust someone named "Mike" ? 😂😂😂😂😂
Never used as he sniffs.
I had a false positive for cocaine when I was on my submarine (crewmember) and after the second positive while I was restricted to the boat we figured it was the Arby's poppy seed rolls that were causing it and I have never eaten another poppy seed roll since, problem solved, for me at least. This boy going and dropping off a sample to an unknown lab and getting clean results, did they check to see if it was his dog's pee?
why he is staying in the Greybar Suites and Hotels give him a few complementary UA's and throw a blood test and a follicle test for good measure.
I had the same results after eating a poppy seed bagel 😢
That guy claiming "he never used in his life".....😂😂😂😂😂😂
Unbelievable thinking that pathetic explanation would work. Wow, he's done too much candy there. 😂😂😂
You gotta laugh. They is setting me up.😅. Have a great day OSG.
Bailiff walked behind defendant, screwed, going to jail!
Gee, never knew someone could stack crap so high!
I do not find his story very credible 🤔
Going out on a limb to say that lawyering probably isn’t in this guy’s future.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
I would be interested to see what his drug test shows after being in jail for 30-60 days.
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Thank you OSG! I hope you are well!
thanks! hangin in there…hope u are too!
Get a hair follicle test, that should put to rest the validity of his testing!
Thats all I gotta say..... 5 mins later....
I think cocaine has altered that defendants voice.
"You don't know Shakespeare, do you?" I cracked up! What, you egg?
IF he can prove he is getting legitimate testing elsewhere that shows he is clean, then he may be on to something. Because we ALL KNOW that there are no dirty cops... 🤷♀️
But he's saying this cop showed up to do a dirty test on him 25 times?😂😂😂😂😂
What's more likely? People he doesn't know at testing labs are all conspiring to frame him for no reason? Or like MOST criminals, he's just a pathetic liar?? Please use your brain.