All the Denmark slander: 0:04 Copenhageners paying rent for their 5m^2 apartment 0:07 Kristianshavn restaurant owners being innovative 0:10 Rømø mfs moving their house inland every high tide 0:13 Southern jutes seeing their first cousin 0:16 Taastrup, Albertslund, Glostrup, Rødovre, Brøndby, Greve, Hvidovre, Vallensbæk 0:22 People from Ishøj when their car gets stolen the fifth time this week 0:25 Aalborg mfs after drinking 2ml of their local beverages 0:28 People from Odense when someone says they don't care about H.C. Andersen 0:31 Hillerød/Nyborg/Kolding explaining why having some old castle from the 17th century makes them relevant 0:34 The average north Zealander after managing to evade taxes 0:37 Just Roskilde every summer 0:40 Zealanders dying after reading about the second nordic war 0:43 Tønder mfs in 1940 0:46 Fredericia 0:49 Jutland generally 0:52 People from Fyn getting told their home island is just a speed bump 0:55 Kalundborg mfs when they hear about immigrants (They've never seen one irl) 0:58 Esbjergians trying not to insult Zealand (Djævleøen) 1:01 Ærø and Vendsyssel arguing about who's more special 1:04 Southern Danes driving to Germany to buy beer (It's 0.03 kroner cheaper) 1:07 Samsø mfs when politicians suggest building a bridge there 1:10 Randers 1:13 Nicest weather on the west coast (And the rest of Denmark) 1:16 Århusians explaining how you can be a nazi and progressive at the same time 1:19 People from Langeland realizing they've just become another vacation island 1:22 Southwest Jutland 1:25 Lolland (They're poor as hell too lmao) 1:28 Hellerup mfs finding out they're the annoying cyclists they keep complaining about 1:31 People from Korsør getting home alive 1:34 Faxe mfs explaining how there's more to the town than soda 1:37 North Jutes trying to act civilized 1:40 Helsingør mfs explaining why they deserve the attention they get 1:43 Falster (It doesn't exist) 1:46 Herning mfs trying to reach any other city in less than 2 hours 1:49 Mols 1:52 Calmest driver in Vejle 1:55 Slagelse 1:58 Nicest apartment in Middelfart 2:01 Silkeborg municipality finding out they have to spend money on their citizens 2:04 Sønderborg mfs when asked about their local history 2:07 Aabenraa and Haderslev mfs fighting over who's less irrelevant 2:10 Horsens explaining how they aren't just Vejla 2 2:13 Bornholmers when they're actually remembered for once 2:16 "Honey, we're moving to Ballerup" 2:19 Holbæk drivers 2:22 Viborg 2:25 Skive (Very bicycle-friendly infrastructure) 2:28 Amager mfs for some reason 2:31 Billund after inventing LEGO, Svendborg after inventing Mærsk 2:34 Northwest Jutland 2:37 Nice summer weather in Rønne 2:40 Nørrebro when anything happens 2:43 Frederikssund every 5 years or so 2:46 Ringkøbing when the Christian Democrats fail to get into parliament for the 24th year in a row 2:49 Faroe Islands 2:52 Traditional cuisine in Torshavn 2:55 Greenland 2:58 Næstved Constantly
@@peterwille8239 oh im sorry, i really hope that i didny offend you too much. But it is a fact that amagerians does random shit in the metro. But hey, you got the øresundsbron so that you can leave amager and into sweden. (Im afraid of that bridge)
"Gi' mig Danmark Tilbage" is now the official theme for Denmark slander! The Slagelse and Lolland ones got me bad since I can relate to both of them having been raised on Lolland and lived in Slagelse for a bit over a year. 😆
@@Mr.MR2111 m8 we haven't owned iceland since 1814. you may have confused it with greenland because we have some contract with greenland that makes us kind of ish not really but also really maybe own it- our relationship with greenland is complicated to say the least.
The Randers one was so accurate one time when I was visiting Randers regnskov there was a really long line going all the way out on the street and when we where waiting this random ahh bald man (who I'm 99% sure was drunk as hell) pases us by and almost trips over nothing💀💀😭😭😭🤚🤚🤚
There are no Løkken Danes. Løkken is real, but the only people there are German vacationers and random Danes from North Jutland trying to earn a quick buck off said Germans
I lived in Schleswig-Holstein for a few years, and there are a few Danish Schools.. it's sort of the other half-danish country nobody knows about. All the Danes however only go to Berlin, so yeah...
lol det er så rigtigt vi snakker aldrig vores sprog ordenligt og snakker meget hurtigt så det er svært for folk der lærer sproget at forstå hvad vi siger
Danish people trying not talk about how much they hate Sweden for 5 seconds challenge (Impossible)
But to be honest, Sweden kinda sucks you know
I failed
Those swedish people are not that bad BUT THE WAR IS NOT OVER NORWAY IS NEXT
Those swedish people are not that bad BUT THE WAR IS NOT OVER NORWAY IS NEXT
me ong
All the Denmark slander:
0:04 Copenhageners paying rent for their 5m^2 apartment
0:07 Kristianshavn restaurant owners being innovative
0:10 Rømø mfs moving their house inland every high tide
0:13 Southern jutes seeing their first cousin
0:16 Taastrup, Albertslund, Glostrup, Rødovre, Brøndby, Greve, Hvidovre, Vallensbæk
0:22 People from Ishøj when their car gets stolen the fifth time this week
0:25 Aalborg mfs after drinking 2ml of their local beverages
0:28 People from Odense when someone says they don't care about H.C. Andersen
0:31 Hillerød/Nyborg/Kolding explaining why having some old castle from the 17th century makes them relevant
0:34 The average north Zealander after managing to evade taxes
0:37 Just Roskilde every summer
0:40 Zealanders dying after reading about the second nordic war
0:43 Tønder mfs in 1940
0:46 Fredericia
0:49 Jutland generally
0:52 People from Fyn getting told their home island is just a speed bump
0:55 Kalundborg mfs when they hear about immigrants (They've never seen one irl)
0:58 Esbjergians trying not to insult Zealand (Djævleøen)
1:01 Ærø and Vendsyssel arguing about who's more special
1:04 Southern Danes driving to Germany to buy beer (It's 0.03 kroner cheaper)
1:07 Samsø mfs when politicians suggest building a bridge there
1:10 Randers
1:13 Nicest weather on the west coast (And the rest of Denmark)
1:16 Århusians explaining how you can be a nazi and progressive at the same time
1:19 People from Langeland realizing they've just become another vacation island
1:22 Southwest Jutland
1:25 Lolland (They're poor as hell too lmao)
1:28 Hellerup mfs finding out they're the annoying cyclists they keep complaining about
1:31 People from Korsør getting home alive
1:34 Faxe mfs explaining how there's more to the town than soda
1:37 North Jutes trying to act civilized
1:40 Helsingør mfs explaining why they deserve the attention they get
1:43 Falster (It doesn't exist)
1:46 Herning mfs trying to reach any other city in less than 2 hours
1:49 Mols
1:52 Calmest driver in Vejle
1:55 Slagelse
1:58 Nicest apartment in Middelfart
2:01 Silkeborg municipality finding out they have to spend money on their citizens
2:04 Sønderborg mfs when asked about their local history
2:07 Aabenraa and Haderslev mfs fighting over who's less irrelevant
2:10 Horsens explaining how they aren't just Vejla 2
2:13 Bornholmers when they're actually remembered for once
2:16 "Honey, we're moving to Ballerup"
2:19 Holbæk drivers
2:22 Viborg
2:25 Skive (Very bicycle-friendly infrastructure)
2:28 Amager mfs for some reason
2:31 Billund after inventing LEGO, Svendborg after inventing Mærsk
2:34 Northwest Jutland
2:37 Nice summer weather in Rønne
2:40 Nørrebro when anything happens
2:43 Frederikssund every 5 years or so
2:46 Ringkøbing when the Christian Democrats fail to get into parliament for the 24th year in a row
2:49 Faroe Islands
2:52 Traditional cuisine in Torshavn
2:55 Greenland
2:58 Næstved Constantly
Jesus Christ this is some dedication, great job!
what is that symbol on the guys arm at 1:55? i did not expect that
Amager is a weird place, I literally do see them cycling in the metro at 2 am
Why did we build: langebro, knippelsbro, lille langebro and all the other bridges to amager
@@MulleMap So Copenhageners could migrate and ruin the island faster
@@MulleMapas an amagerican you offended me heavily, we have the right to leave our 86 km2 (not 96 bc airport)
@@peterwille8239 oh im sorry, i really hope that i didny offend you too much. But it is a fact that amagerians does random shit in the metro. But hey, you got the øresundsbron so that you can leave amager and into sweden. (Im afraid of that bridge)
@@marcusthelegendugh those darn Copenhageners always ruining everything
as an iranian emirati i totally can't undrestand these and I agree with every single one
Did you have a danish love too ?😂
The faroe islands one is too accurate and yes it has happened to me
A ram pushed you to the water?
Not a island a contry
It's called the Faroe islands because it is made up of 18 islands, they may be a country, but they are also islands@@Gonzo-i7p
“Danish people when someone from any other country in the world remembers They exist😮😮😮😮😮😮😮”
Ong
ong
What about Slesvig-Holstein (the other sort-of half-danish country that nobody talks about because most people there speak german).
sweede
As a Dane, I can confirm this.
"Gi' mig Danmark Tilbage" is now the official theme for Denmark slander! The Slagelse and Lolland ones got me bad since I can relate to both of them having been raised on Lolland and lived in Slagelse for a bit over a year. 😆
Wait people actually live in Slagelse?
you know that the part of denmark you come from is irrelevent if it isnt even in this video
Yeah but i will not take the Randers hate
I was just waiting for Farum
BHAHAHAHA IMAGINE
I was waiting for the immegrant part of Brønshøj
Jutes when someone speaks with a Zealand accent
Does Sjælland accent exist?
@@klumpo0772 ja
also southern jutland accent
det sguda dialekter
@@klumpo0772 ja, den hedder reserve svensk
the vestegnen part is very accurate
also they all hate each other for some reason
as someone who survived randers i can confirm
Danish people when they see a bridge.
I don't understand a thing in this video... but I like it. Greetings from Brazil.
Jeg er fra korsør så jeg fil det største grine flip da du sagde “people from korsør when they get home alive”
1:46 When a monster spawns in Herning to fight Bigfoot.
As a danish person i can confirm all of this is true
Can you tell me pleese when did Iceland gain independence from you guys. I know the answer but I need confirmation from a danish to win an arguement.
@@Mr.MR2111 No.
me too i can confirm
@@Mr.MR2111 m8 we haven't owned iceland since 1814. you may have confused it with greenland because we have some contract with greenland that makes us kind of ish not really but also really maybe own it- our relationship with greenland is complicated to say the least.
the aalborg people are on another level breh
"people"
I thought all Denmarkese were Yellow with cylindrical heads and blocky legs.
1:41 Okay but it's true we do deserve all the attention
Nej
should've included helsinge and said "average day in helsinge" and just nothing is going on
2:10 and I took that personally
ok but that herning one was a personal attack
im afraid of Herning😐
That song is a certified banger
Ong
Danmark er sygt! Danmark er fedt! Glem Sverige for vi er de overlegme! Danmark! Danmark! Danmark! Vi er typisk dansk! Vent hvad?
1:58 WHAT IS THE SYMBOL ON HIS ARM???
1:37 as a north jute i can confirm we are the most uncivllized people to ever exist
I have personally witnessed the Viborg thing happen in Viborg.
Jeg kommer ikke fra kliplev men jeg tør vede på at det al' sammen er kulisser og tog har skapt det, har du nogen sinde set nogle fra kliplev?
Jeg kender kliplev kun som et ord der står på skiltet på motorvejen
@Citiesinmotionplayer ong
jeg har aldrig hørt om kliplev, måske er det fra dit mareridt?
Mig når nogen spørger "Can you explain what Denmark is like?"
Jeg forstår
The Slagelse bit is too real💀💀💀
As an average middle class vejle citizen i can confirm people do not know about traffic laws.
Honestly, not that far off. 🤣
The Randers one was so accurate one time when I was visiting Randers regnskov there was a really long line going all the way out on the street and when we where waiting this random ahh bald man (who I'm 99% sure was drunk as hell) pases us by and almost trips over nothing💀💀😭😭😭🤚🤚🤚
Du sgu da smart man
Caugth in 4K You’re danish😊
Vent hvad er du dansk?
@@FordFerline1955 ja lol det her er min storebror
@@Alzf. Ok! det er sgu fedt du er verifidet
The Word: "You're the best."
Denmark: "We know x3"
Det er fandme sådan nogle typer der handler i Kværndrup SuperBrugsen😂
Now tell me about Løkken, one of few places in Denmark I've actually been to
There are no Løkken Danes. Løkken is real, but the only people there are German vacationers and random Danes from North Jutland trying to earn a quick buck off said Germans
2:04 we dont talk about that
Hvad er bagrunden?
TELL USSSS
Ayy Sønderborg mentioned 🇩🇰🇩🇰🦅🦅
Rip Natasha 🥲
Is anyone else from other countries experiance the same thing as in Aarhus? 1:17
Don't forget that Denmark surrendered the quickest during WWII, lasting only 6 hours.
we did however manage to deport like 92,5% of the Jewish population (just to show the nazis that we could out racist them - source: schizophrenia)
Danmark slander på dansk when?
Herning trying for 2 hours to get to another city that should be northwest jutland instead we dont have anything 😅
the water between us danes is what makes these memes💀
Jeg er norsk men er helt enig med at Fyn er bare en motorvej
can we both agree on that Sweden is stupid
0:31 Hillerød / Nyborg / Kolding hahaha
poor Falster 😂 but at least it's peaceful here, and no crazy nonsense like in other areas 😂
haderslev on top
0:43 was elite 😂
perfektion.
"vi vil have ungeren igen" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
00:46
brooooo💀
As a Faroe, I can confirm that our cuisine and nature is like that.
TAASTRUP MENTIONED🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
I don't understand why like english people call danmark denmark when they say dane 🤔
Baseret med at inkludere Sønderborg
As Norwegian.
I called danes.
Paotao in throat .
Not Danes called me moutinminkey is rasit.
As a danish person this is pretty acurate
the holbæk one is wrong the drivers in holbæk stop for a fucking green light and drive 20 in an 80
What about Sorø tho
Er selv fra Aarhus, og det er godt beskrevet. Vi lever dog ret meget i fordrag med hinanden (folk af anden etnisk baggrund og oprindelses danskere).
The KoRn 1:49
Does anyone know bamse og kylling?
If u do, then do u know what my pfp is?
Oof the Korsør joke has aged badly right now...
Måske skulle jeg flyttte til Kalundborg lol
hvis du elsker Kalundborg, godt tip: ikke tag til Brønshøj-husum💀💀
Vi skal bruge slander music......
denmark is my home country and i am learning this very weird thing named German. Does anyone know what the fuck it is?
its just danish but they are high on cocaine lol
I lived in Schleswig-Holstein for a few years, and there are a few Danish Schools.. it's sort of the other half-danish country nobody knows about. All the Danes however only go to Berlin, so yeah...
as a person from "falster" let me tell you a secret im a payed acter
dont forget they keep abusing us (icelanders)
How about Møn lmao
Slagelse is so true
som en vallensbæker kan jeg konfimere 0:16 til 0:23
Ægte kunst
Real af
godt lavet
Ah yes good old Danmark🫡 my home pride and pain because of our language 🤗
Ohm you know maybe someone from Denmark will Se your comments?
Some of them are kinda rude only some
I’m from Denmark 😅
ok listen...
denmark
mest ægte video ever
2:08 As a person living in Aabenraa we are more relevant as we are the undisbutable Capital of South Jutland
As a Swedish person I agree on all of these points. Denmark is truly shit
pls bomb the øresundsbron🙏🙏
JYLLAND 💥💥💥💥💥💥🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥
Jeg kan ikke forstå noget
What song
Gi mig Danmark tilbage, written by Natasja
det er virklig godt!
Tak!
As a dane i Will aprove and give you a pass
Kommentar för TH-cam-algoritmen
I find this meme funny as an Indian
certified moment
Certified jutland gaming
ÆRØ ON TOP!!!
Aarhus is true
yall gotta stop i live in denmark no need to slander denmark is really good and fun land now stop or else >:D
I'm Danish and I don't understand any of it other than the weather ones and lego
your danish permit has hereby been revoked. /s
Så er du fandme ikke dansk eller så lever du bare under en sten
Charlottenlunds ærmeste indbygger:
Ægte
grøndland lore mangler også
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Skødstrup, Løkten, and Odder ppl watching how nobody knows they exist: th-cam.com/video/ErrmiXmeJmc/w-d-xo.html
Greve hører ikke til Vestegnen 🤬😅
jeg føler at greve lyder som et fredeligt sted men med de kommuner rundt om er jeg ikke sikker.
N o
En utfordring for dansker, prøv å snakk normalt og forståelig (umulig utfordring)
lol det er så rigtigt vi snakker aldrig vores sprog ordenligt og snakker meget hurtigt så det er svært for folk der lærer sproget at forstå hvad vi siger
Øhhh ja okay sejt, hvad med du bare æder den torsk og danser polka i skogan då, kamælåså