What if EVERY TF2 Weapon could Randomly Crit?

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  • @chiefoftheoldgods8912
    @chiefoftheoldgods8912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2387

    That fucking razorback crit. "the spy just instantly dies. Interactive gameplay." Had me dying.

    • @bruschetta7711
      @bruschetta7711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      It's totally unfair but when you think about it why would they stab it anyway? it's like they deserve it

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@bruschetta7711 Not to mention it would remind Spies they have a gun.

    • @SwecrafterSlom
      @SwecrafterSlom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ah yes, so you are a spy

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@bruschetta7711 Spies rarely intentionally stab it, Snipers often screen for others, or turn around unexpectedly.

    • @wdp1a73r
      @wdp1a73r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      insta karma XD

  • @eviethekiwi7178
    @eviethekiwi7178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4833

    i like the idea of a crit sandvich overhealing you to 900 hp

    • @jonathanwilliams1644
      @jonathanwilliams1644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Wouldn't that be more of a Dalokhas bar thing?

    • @dreamingclouddreams2981
      @dreamingclouddreams2981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      *That one scout walks in on you when you finish your crit sandvich*
      "Oh shi-"
      -scout 2007-2022

    • @valles6903
      @valles6903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Crit sandwich? No. Cranwich.

    • @esqx0878
      @esqx0878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hate it. Way too op

    • @tobiaswerner4418
      @tobiaswerner4418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A replacement for uber

  • @oranbluethorn3956
    @oranbluethorn3956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1693

    Imagine it, your at low HP when you see it: The enemy teams friendly hoovy sitting in the corner with a "Hi 5 4 Sandvich" spray up behind him because its a community server that has random crits enabled. You run in, give em five, they say thank you and throw their sandwich at you...and you get instantly murdered by it because they threw a random crit, the heavy using the laugh taunt on your corpse because RNGesus decided you were dead no matter what this day. Its beautiful

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      It's perfect

    • @wdp1a73r
      @wdp1a73r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      now I WANT/NEED this to be a thing XD

    • @therexagon8752
      @therexagon8752 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      y'uo_re

    • @Ryann9
      @Ryann9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Offensive friendlys

    • @Technotoadnotafrog
      @Technotoadnotafrog ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Presumably, the Hoovy then killbinds

  • @BottleWaterson
    @BottleWaterson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2291

    i could only imagine a community server with these implemented (and the broken crit boosts working as intended)

    • @zjanez2868
      @zjanez2868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      for only 100 dollars you could get a crit canteen

    • @Dataxfloofer
      @Dataxfloofer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zjanez2868 S. _

    • @HuneeBruh
      @HuneeBruh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That would be so unfun

    • @Top2BottomGaming
      @Top2BottomGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@HuneeBruh It’d be chaotic.
      Chaos doesnt always equal fun, but it could be.

    • @evangonzalez7732
      @evangonzalez7732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Top2BottomGaming chaotic evil idea:
      Kritzkrieg a Buff Banner soldier.
      Portable AoE Kritzkrieg.
      Holy shit.

  • @yourhumbledissenter
    @yourhumbledissenter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    For demo-shields, you missed the opportunity to make demo train a thing by making it so the charge doesn’t stop on contact, but instead sends players flying as you charge through them like a bullet through butter.

    • @blizzard2508-k7n
      @blizzard2508-k7n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Grab 3 people into your demo train and run off of a cliff.
      Edit: you could even swing at the very end so that you don't fall off with them.

    • @carljohan9265
      @carljohan9265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      have you seen SolarLight's video where they play on Upward as all demoknights with unlimited charge?
      Things get weird, and awesome.

    • @SenyiKimmo
      @SenyiKimmo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      that made me imagine a shield that works like reinhardt in overwatch where if you charge into an enemy you basically just "pick them up" and then do damage by crashing into a wall

    • @AziSlays
      @AziSlays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      if shields did crit damage then a demo with the splendid screen and 3 heads would kill anyone they hit instantly.

    • @porkeyminch8044
      @porkeyminch8044 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@carljohan9265 I finally found the video you're referring to. It's by Mrswipez1 not SolarLight.

  • @NikoFromOneShot
    @NikoFromOneShot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4850

    Imagine if Critical Sandvich was essentially a fucking landmine

    • @gun8737
      @gun8737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +580

      ”Oh, a sandwich, i should eat i-”
      FUCKING BLOWS UP

    • @2startbuttons820
      @2startbuttons820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      War crime moment

    • @BaconLover100
      @BaconLover100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      we need something like this irl
      (Insert current enemy of United States): Oh look a sandwich!
      *fucking explodes*

    • @user-lw2yb9ln7r
      @user-lw2yb9ln7r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@BaconLover100 That is actually a war crime.
      You are not allowed to have traps that look like food

    • @BaconLover100
      @BaconLover100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@user-lw2yb9ln7r i aint snitching

  • @stormstroak611
    @stormstroak611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    I would love if “corpse momentum” was a new stat.

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      A shotgun for Scout that is the same thing as stock except that it has +900% corpse momentum would be perfect

    • @blizzard2508-k7n
      @blizzard2508-k7n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      What if there was gib momentum? I wanna see a person actually explode.

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@blizzard2508-k7n
      You don't even see the gibs anymore, the person just becomes a blood splatter

    • @gazethespectator1608
      @gazethespectator1608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The Holy Mackerel

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Imagine it as a Strange Part: Corpses Launched

  • @6447912
    @6447912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    "getting a random Construction PDA crit"... That is a sentence NO ONE should ever have said. But now I want it in, Valve!

    • @robloxkrazy621
      @robloxkrazy621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hoping for valve to update the game? Back of the line, friend.

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Just instant builds a lvl 3.

    • @omegon2540
      @omegon2540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or just make it a new item

    • @Insomnia820
      @Insomnia820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Critical piss

    • @anshsgh6092
      @anshsgh6092 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@omegon2540constructs buildings instantly but sentries take 200 metal, dispensers 150 and teleporters 100

  • @Alphalbatross
    @Alphalbatross 2 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    Not gonna lie, I'd play on a server if it had this.

    • @mouadhkadd2469
      @mouadhkadd2469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Can i have your ip server

    • @blazeultimo
      @blazeultimo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd rather chop off one of my toes than play this

    • @aerissai8341
      @aerissai8341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Alphalbatross Give the man what he wants, and no one gets hurt 🤑🤑🤑🤑

    • @plfaproductions
      @plfaproductions ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too, sounds fun, dunno why people seem to hate random crits. It's so funny, and the primary objective of a game is to be a fun filled experience

    • @Uladzya
      @Uladzya 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We need Shounic to recreate Blue's concepts on his server.

  • @othermelting
    @othermelting 2 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    Noticing we're missing the Short Circuit! I'd say a crit short circuit right click should reflect projectiles instead of deleting and make them critical as well, and then make the left click like it was before, where it becomes an AOE blast that just deals more damage

    • @krimson8089
      @krimson8089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think crit would work only on the primary fire

    • @aaronking2020
      @aaronking2020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also the spy knives

    • @othermelting
      @othermelting 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The spy knives do actually deal critical damage when boosted by a crit effect, like at the end of the round or with a kritzkrieg. I mentioned the short circuit as it's a weapon that has literally no effect when boosted

    • @Derpydude9001
      @Derpydude9001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Crit short circuit should turn the ball into the giant lightning ball spell from Halloween mode, giving it a larger hitbox, longer duration and ability to bounce off walls

    • @andrewponder3855
      @andrewponder3855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Critical short circuit's alt fire uninstalls tf2 from the computers of the people it hits.

  • @TommyDog145
    @TommyDog145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Sticky Jumper and Rocket Jumper should apply knockback to enemies on crits

    • @blizzard2508-k7n
      @blizzard2508-k7n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Environment killed by a crit sticky trap

    • @mt9456
      @mt9456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@blizzard2508-k7n hightower just got better

    • @RatBoyDunce
      @RatBoyDunce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@mt9456 highertower

    • @unsie
      @unsie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DUDE WE NEED A COMMUNITY SERVER WHERE THE STICKY JUMPER AND ROCKET JUMPER APPLY KNOCKBACK TO EVERYBODY AND U CAN ONLY PLAY AS SOLDIER OR DEMOMAN/EVERYONE HAS STICKY JUMPER OR ROCKET JUMPER THIS WOULD BE SO FUCKING FUN WITH THE RIGHT MAP

    • @lolario7249
      @lolario7249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they should do that normally.

  • @Thomas-vn6cr
    @Thomas-vn6cr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    I love the idea of a Hoovy accidentally one-shotting an enemy.

    • @getaround1276
      @getaround1276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      KRITZKRIEG THE HOOVY

    • @Technotoadnotafrog
      @Technotoadnotafrog ปีที่แล้ว +35

      _scout calls for medic, smacks the ground with his bat_
      _hoovy gives him a death sandwich_
      _hoovy laughs_
      _hoovy killbinds_

    • @maexslg-at
      @maexslg-at ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kirtizkrieg + Banana

    • @donovanjoseph737
      @donovanjoseph737 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@getaround1276picture it: the hoovy is in front of a ledge baiting people into claiming a sandwich. Right below him past the ledge, he has a pocket kritzkrieg medic ready to pop it for whenever an unsuspecting victim of good charity takes the bait.

  • @potato1341
    @potato1341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    I feel the real winner of "if every weapon could random crit" would be demoknight.

    • @salvatoredigregorio9618
      @salvatoredigregorio9618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Oh, my boots crit when I spawned. Now I'm even faster and tanker for an entire life!

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@salvatoredigregorio9618
      (dies to a Scorch Shot projectile from across the map)
      (Yes, the Pyro is just randomly firing down a hallway)

    • @Insomnia820
      @Insomnia820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Critical jarate.

    • @memelover6917
      @memelover6917 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Insomnia820Critical p i s s

  • @mattthekiller9129
    @mattthekiller9129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    3:31 just imagine that, they explode...and then the splash damage kills you as well

    • @danielotano8677
      @danielotano8677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That just sounds like kill bind but with extra steps

    • @normaluser698
      @normaluser698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      please dont make it fair and balanced as gas passer in mvm

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug ปีที่แล้ว

      @@normaluser698it’s powerful, but not as much as in mvm,
      Definitely insane to destroy groups on the control point though.
      Source: shounic’s what if MVM upgrades were in regular TF2?, common sense

  • @punishederic4761
    @punishederic4761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    It's nice to see you branching out with horror content

  • @Maddyislicious
    @Maddyislicious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Wait, that critical Rocket Jumper would be like, extremely awful to get, just completely ruining your jump at random. Rolling a nat 1 on your rocket jump lmao

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It would be the one random crit the enemy loves.
      You soar over your Market Garden target right over the edge of Hightower's gorge.

    • @spartan5018
      @spartan5018 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      But it'd be funny

  • @meme__supreme3373
    @meme__supreme3373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "It [the thermal thruster] would randomly send you into the sky box with no remorse."
    Isn't that just what it normally does?

    • @kirbth4769
      @kirbth4769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Then it will make you immune to the sky box

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kirbth4769
      Make it bring your nearby teamates as well, this way we can set up above skybox Engineertopia

  • @j3tts0n65
    @j3tts0n65 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    imagine a server with these mechanics but its also a always crit server

    • @agotitricky3475
      @agotitricky3475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      i feel like one team would just be tossing sandviches

    • @somerandomguy6767
      @somerandomguy6767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@agotitricky3475 school lunch food fights the game

    • @gwainexe9065
      @gwainexe9065 ปีที่แล้ว

      dear god.

    • @xavierwalko4175
      @xavierwalko4175 ปีที่แล้ว

      so part mvm part rainbow edition

  • @Phe0niz
    @Phe0niz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I can't get over the idea of a bunch of heavies with crit sandviches setting up a minefield at spawn enemies simply have to try to avoid.
    Just imagine a heavy popping his banner on a kritz just for a bunch of heavies to coordinate throwing their sandviches into a choke point.

  • @Geostelar4920
    @Geostelar4920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Ok but what if there was a normal "spoiled meat sandvich" or "fermented shark sandvich" that healed heavy but acted as a trap/landmine for enemies

    • @Shoxic666
      @Shoxic666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That'd be annoying but cool

    • @OMGYOUARER8GHT
      @OMGYOUARER8GHT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good for trolling and confusing new players

    • @getaround1276
      @getaround1276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Like it heals 150 health to you and is a small health pack for teammates takes as long as the sandvich to charge

    • @Technotoadnotafrog
      @Technotoadnotafrog ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hakárl? Vegemite? Fruitcake? Limburger? Century egg? Escargot? Everclear? Carolina reaper? Hardtack? Anchovy? Durian?
      In any case, the flavor text should be, _"C'mon, ya big babies, it's not THAT bad!"_

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug ปีที่แล้ว

      “Electric Emesis Food”

  • @Flynn217something
    @Flynn217something 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    6:42 "If your dead ringer is triggered and it's a random crit, you get full damage immunity for the full duration of the cloak on top of the 50% speed boost. Making it only slightly more powerful than the pre-nerf version."
    I KEK'd

  • @arghast5630
    @arghast5630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Finally some pro-random crit content, much obliged

  • @thethumbisafinger
    @thethumbisafinger 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    0:07 one time I was playing Sniper on Upward and got run down by a Scout on top of that first building that people put dispensers in. hit a random crit on a Shahanshah, killing him instantly. it was mad funny.

  • @eclecticspaghetti
    @eclecticspaghetti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Great Blue has gained a rather chaotic energy over the past few videos and frankly I’m here for it.

  • @SawedOffLaser
    @SawedOffLaser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Throwing a sandvich at a scout and watching them die instantly is just perfection

  • @bethmoth22
    @bethmoth22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Thanks a lot, now I'm genuinely upset some of these aren't already in the base game. Someone needs to get on this, ot would really shake up the game. Or if it was at least available in a "shaken up" game mode option similar to togglable crits making another option for "extra crit bonuses" or something?? There is so much potential here

  • @joanaguayoplanell4912
    @joanaguayoplanell4912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I suppose the Quick-Fix also gets the random triple knockback of rocket jumping (with utterly hillarious results if stacked with a crit Sticky Jumper)

  • @tobiaswerner4418
    @tobiaswerner4418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:27
    He made hooveys into claymores

  • @spookith
    @spookith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    if you made a server with these im sure alot of people would play on it

  • @VenetinOfficial
    @VenetinOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    A random crit kritzkrieg uber would engage hyperkritz, where everything basically is just instakill for 8 seconds. you might wanna develop a new effect for that

  • @captain_hammer
    @captain_hammer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Equalizer and Escape Plan critical taunt kills should be identical to the usual taunt kill, but you somehow survive the explosion with no damage taken

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      No. Crit kamikaze kills everyone and kicks you from the server.

  • @Neubulae
    @Neubulae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think itself as a gamemode would work well with shounic's "Fair Crits" plugin, it actually feels quite nice to have with that!

  • @0xBnuuy
    @0xBnuuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm the developer who made the mod! So many random ideas with no care for balance, I love it!!!
    feel free to ask me any questions about it.
    by far my favorite change was the base jumper, the way the physics turned out made it very fun to use.

    • @smolneko9294
      @smolneko9294 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      waitwaitwait what happened with the base jumper- we need to know

    • @0xBnuuy
      @0xBnuuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smolneko9294 the base jumper has infinite hover and also cancels all vertical momentum to allow for extremely short hops. I also reverted it's ability to re-deploy in midair

    • @smolneko9294
      @smolneko9294 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@0xBnuuy omggg first that sounds so much fun, second thamk for reverting that haha

    • @Seal_Dev
      @Seal_Dev ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you make this an actual server sp we can experience these for ourselves?

    • @Thomas-vn6cr
      @Thomas-vn6cr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is it possible for a telefrag to be a random crit and just kill everyone on the server.

  • @sythrus
    @sythrus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I would actually love the idea of a sanvich sidegrade that doesn't heal, but damages enemies on pickup. What it would do for teammates is debatable

  • @andydandy2161
    @andydandy2161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Crit sandvich instantly kills you because there was something crunchy in it

  • @fpteamkvitka6223
    @fpteamkvitka6223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just love content like this
    Coming up with things that would never be added in the game, but just saying "what if" and working out the details brings so much joy to me

  • @jaseb5120
    @jaseb5120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:32 what they EXPECTED? IT'S SPARKLING??? SO THEY CAN"T EAT IT?????? well...
    when did your teammates grow steel teeth?

  • @georgiishmakov9588
    @georgiishmakov9588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    critical airblast either yeets the opponent out of the map, or makes every projectile reflected into hitscan.

  • @snipperjoey1151
    @snipperjoey1151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    A crit bonk removing player collision would actually be awful because the main competitive use for bonk is bodyblocking medics.
    Similarly sentry knockback can often be used by an intelligent scout to propel themselves to a better position.
    I think it'd make more sense to give the crit bonk a speed boost and remove the speed drain.

    • @milesellis4534
      @milesellis4534 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think it should give full noclip, if you aren't careful, you get sent to the shadow realm

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Crit Bonk completely freezes the game for evryome in a radius of the Scout except for other Crit Bonked Scouts.
      Drink so much sugar and radiation that you become a Jojo reference.

  • @protogenhorde8515
    @protogenhorde8515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:28 I genuinely was scared for a second when I heard this part before he clarified:”like holy fuck , what the hell man?”
    After hearing the actual stats:”oh, huh, neat”

  • @PowerArmorV113
    @PowerArmorV113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:35 Oh, thank god, I thought that was gonna be another VPN sponsor.

    • @snappyturtle111
      @snappyturtle111 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

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  • @nightspawnson-of-luna4936
    @nightspawnson-of-luna4936 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Other TF2 TH-camrs: Random crits should be removed and no weapon should have them
    Great Blue: Let's make all the weapons Random crit

  • @Jebthemagician
    @Jebthemagician 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Awesome video! Love how well made this is. Keep it up!

  • @pastatheh7041
    @pastatheh7041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:24 Air strike: *now we are talking.*

  • @AmaroqStarwind
    @AmaroqStarwind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There’s a WIP plugin that makes your weapon start glowing ahead of time when your next attack is going to be a random crit, that way it’s slightly less unfair to your enemies

  • @joao2479
    @joao2479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Would be cool if the mediguns also built uber faster, the sapper made the buildings explode like they do when the engie uses the crit destruction PDA on them and the wrangler had the laser itself also do damage, the wrangler thing would actually be pretty unique as the closes thing we have to laser turrets in TF2 is a few guns ig

  • @PotatoCrispGaming
    @PotatoCrispGaming ปีที่แล้ว +3

    **eats food**
    **Hears the crit sound effect**
    *OH THIS IS BAD. OH NOO-* **explodes**

  • @A_very_good_cheese
    @A_very_good_cheese 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He put soo much effort into this video cleary for him that question was of
    Critical matter

  • @Das_Psycho
    @Das_Psycho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Interesting idea! Would love to see a setver run this and see how broken gameplay was

  • @AlbertGaming20
    @AlbertGaming20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This should be great idea if you create community server with this mod. Please do it.

  • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
    @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The virgin _"random crits are inherently unbalanced so we should remove them"_ vs the chad _"add random crits to _*_all_*_ weapons, then it's balanced"_

  • @smugthemugger7158
    @smugthemugger7158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'd love to play this. I hope you do a community server with these changes.

  • @chronic5577
    @chronic5577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was kinda hoping that Critical Sandvich would give Heavy, and his teammates, Uber for 1:00

  • @Yahiamice
    @Yahiamice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    a crit Short Circuit alt-fire just removes every projectile. Ever. Just straight up reverts the game back to Medieval mode.

  • @salvatoredigregorio9618
    @salvatoredigregorio9618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I feel like critical RedTapeRecorders should have 3x health, and they could downgrade buildings faster but I feel if it ultimately took MORE time to destroy a building, it would be funnier, especially on mini sentries. Imagine inflicting that on some poor sap, it would be so disruptive!

  • @G-Fiti
    @G-Fiti หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Valve hasn't hired me yet" You sure? Have you checked your spam folder?

  • @puppieslovies
    @puppieslovies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    TF2 deserves a hyper casual mode where everything gets wacky like this
    Also add in the mannpower powerups and it would be hilarious
    Also, the whole purpose of the red tape is to destroy a building slowly. I think it should downgrade each building to level 13x as fast and have 3x health if it crit, but still do less damage

  • @EliteCameraBuddy
    @EliteCameraBuddy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:00 the medic abiut to crit the sniper as you hit him:
    *french screaming*

  • @breadtf2844
    @breadtf2844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:23 nice PvZ remix

  • @royplatt455
    @royplatt455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Jumper, Parachute, and Thermal Thruster crits... I want those

  • @zenithzv
    @zenithzv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I think the best sniper nerf would to remove headshots and let the sniper rifle random crit

  • @DaltonIzHere
    @DaltonIzHere 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Maybe for the non-manual items, the crits would trigger if the next shot of your last active weapon was gonna be a random crit.

  • @punnyperson4663
    @punnyperson4663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think only melees (besides demo knight) should be able to random crit

    • @pvtblu1613
      @pvtblu1613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah it feels like crits and bonesaws go hand in hand

    • @doubledee8677
      @doubledee8677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even melees critting is bullshit. Nothing should be able to randomly crit, the game randomly deciding a fight that's basically guaranteed to end one way ends completely the other way through no fault of either player is straight up bullshit and indefensible.

    • @DarkFlameVee
      @DarkFlameVee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@doubledee8677 And here's Mr. 'RaNdOm CrItS sHoUnDn'T bE In ThE gAmE'

    • @doubledee8677
      @doubledee8677 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DarkFlameVee Do you have an actual rebuttal or do you just want to be childish?

    • @DarkFlameVee
      @DarkFlameVee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@doubledee8677 Other than you being the childish one complaining about something that TF2 had day one? Random crits are never going away, either you can go play something like Fortnite or Minecraft, or you learn to take a random crit in the face and move on

  • @RGGaming940
    @RGGaming940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Crit disguise: fully fills your cloak meter.
    Me, a YER main: *yes, good.*

  • @tymunster
    @tymunster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Excellent, very nice. Now host a tf2 tourney with these rules

  • @lukemimnagh4185
    @lukemimnagh4185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I won’t give away my methods”- oh, but I already KNOW, my friend, you can’t hide that easily…

  • @verminlordsoulberry8823
    @verminlordsoulberry8823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:17 Valve hasn't hired you yet because they are hiring bots to do people's in game jobs.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like this version of TF2 would be the only video game you're allowed to play in hell.

  • @maskgas9810
    @maskgas9810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How come Valve hasn’t hired you yet?

  • @AndromedaMarcus
    @AndromedaMarcus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    we now need a server that revolves around all the most popular maps with those effects

  • @Nukestarmaster
    @Nukestarmaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think a better crit effect for the red tape recorder would be something like:
    increased sapper health
    Health regen
    slower deconstruction effect
    It would actually enhance the weapons strength instead of making it worse.

  • @xavierwalko4175
    @xavierwalko4175 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Name the Gas Passer quirk "MvM Tryhard Tears" and it's perfect.

  • @im-bad-at-games9639
    @im-bad-at-games9639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:35 this youtuber has been banned

  • @TheExpertArcher
    @TheExpertArcher 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would 100% watch a video of a compilation of gameplay of these rules. I feel like a montage of it would be a killer idea

  • @cardboardneedscoffee
    @cardboardneedscoffee 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Critical hits in tf2 have always been a strange case to me

  • @Velindian
    @Velindian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You could probably start to balance crit boosting the more insane crits (like the banners) by making it drain all the charge and impose a cooldown before uber can be charged again. Having the crit occur on a per person basis or even just only having the crit effect occur for the soldier could be interesting too.

  • @davidfowl2647
    @davidfowl2647 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not gonna lie, the critacola ubercharge joke totally got me. Spot on delivery and everything. Had a good laugh

  • @danielbob2628
    @danielbob2628 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Random Critical Market Gardner could give you +300% jump height for 8 seconds

  • @kizunahenta.1759
    @kizunahenta.1759 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd honestly love to see a community server with something like this, pog

  • @thicboibigsmoke7220
    @thicboibigsmoke7220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A crit gas passer on mvm with the explosion seems…terrifying

  • @NoobisMcNoob
    @NoobisMcNoob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There should be a community server where it’s 100% crits and it has these stats for the non damaging items

  • @wormius51
    @wormius51 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like that you actually show the weapons in action and not just talking in theory.

  • @Dramilos
    @Dramilos ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sandvich: nom nom
    Crit sandvich: *agressive nom nom*

  • @garbotoxin_enthusiast
    @garbotoxin_enthusiast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    crit ubers:
    triple deration
    no penalty for switching heal target
    no knockback and no overheal cap with stock
    100% speed boost and bottomless clip for krits
    50% damage returned as healing and no self damage for quick-fix
    damage against selected type is turned into healing for the vaccinator

  • @headlitethe.unstoppablemoron
    @headlitethe.unstoppablemoron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I guess if demo had two critical stickies with the base sticker jumper sends him flying into the stratosphere.

  • @ianjackson4721
    @ianjackson4721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine seeing a base jumper soldier in the air, not falling down, and then he launches 8 rockets in a second or two. Imagine how broken the air strike would be if paired with the base jumper. Lmao.

  • @zachlewis9751
    @zachlewis9751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Throwing a kritzkrieg on a buff banner soldier to give your entire team crits is hilarious.

  • @TheChaolinArmy777
    @TheChaolinArmy777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a person that don't mind or love the existence of Random Crits, I think this would be a interesting and (IMO) a fun experiment.

  • @TheJosiahTurner
    @TheJosiahTurner 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    fun fact: 2:25 was an actual thing in game for a while
    when you were lit on fire there was a bug where the base jumper would prevent you from falling down
    people treated it like it was a feature though, like a hot air balloon

  • @GeneralZimmer
    @GeneralZimmer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You should make a part 2. I can imagine there's a few weapons you missed and new ideas might come up for existing ones.

  • @Mysticfox-wk2be
    @Mysticfox-wk2be 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Someone needs to make boots for pyro like the manntreads only when the pyro falls, on impact with the ground a burst of flame expands out around him like the Huo-long heater. Imagine a using the jetpack and jumping into a group of enemies and just catching them in a burst of flame just before switching to the flamethrower and finishing the job.

  • @Alxium
    @Alxium ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've always though that the medigun's should be able to crit. I think if one medic kritz another medic, that medic medigun gets 3x healing (basically all critical heals, which are a thing).

  • @Roxor128
    @Roxor128 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The crits for the PDAs producing a fully-upgraded building at the cost of all your metal is quite possibly the best idea in the whole video. Very much a "How the hell did nobody come up with this before?" idea.

  • @gressivekom
    @gressivekom ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine slapping someone with a crit sandvich.

  • @DoggusMannus
    @DoggusMannus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    when i looked at the description i got the mental image of heavy giving his medic his sandvich and the sandvich just randomly explodes and kills the medic

  • @trainershade1937
    @trainershade1937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A Spy knife random crit should just be a literal face stab.
    Furthermore, critical backstabs would punch through Uber, because why not?

    • @stitchfinger7678
      @stitchfinger7678 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The second part is useless because, even knowing there was a small chance, nobody would blow cloak to INTENTIONALLY stab an ubered enemy. Aside from forcing the crit, there's no real reason to be attempting the backstab at all.
      yeah, the one time in a thousand it works you'll be the hero. But every other time you're just feeding.

  • @louisBellz
    @louisBellz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I kinda love these ideas, if there was a more single player thing for tf2 these random 'crit' statuses would be a fun mechanic I bet

  • @SpeedyMcMichael
    @SpeedyMcMichael 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the person you were healing at 5:32 in hexadecimal was translated to óu

  • @ffwast
    @ffwast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, most of these are way better than how random crits work now.

  • @GilliganTF2
    @GilliganTF2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny you mention random crit on Mad Milk, i use it all the time and one time i throwed the Mad Milk and it was glowing like it was a random crit, i never knew it could do that