The way Bret walks into Jerry’s apartment without knocking, doesn’t say “hi” or offer a handshake, doesn’t keep eye contact with jerry, barely even looks at jerry directly, and how he starts looking around criticizing Jerry’s living space, on top of the dismissive attitude in someone’s own home, makes Bret one of the biggest d-bags in Seinfeld.
The way Brett always seems to witness Jerry struggling with something, assuming he's struggling with life, and being somewhat cocky always found it hilarious, again the show were the masters of casting these characters, and this character is hilarious 😂🤣😂
He DOES look like a young (and thinner) Christian Bale. If you check pictures of the actor,he still does remind of Bale, and actually in some pictures he resembles David Tennant (or a mix of Tennant and Bale).
The funniest part about this episode was the end where he genuinely has a concussion from being hit in the head and is sitting there in jerrys kitchen, Elain and jerry just casually start singing desparado to him to comfort him and then he falls face first into the table and the episode ends presumably implying he literally just died of head trauma.
@@burningsky23 Great! He was my favorite character outside of the foursome. And to all the haters who disagree, I don’t know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector!
"ahh, I'm one kind"... it's funny how at times Jerry accepts in the series to be made fun of. At that point, Jerry was a superstar stand up comedian and everybody knew that. The fact that he accepts Bret insults without counter attacking is brilliant. The self confidence in what you do must be huge
Jerry: So is there any song that you feel very strongly about? Elaine: I like Witchy Woman. Jerry: Witchy Woman? Elaine: You know, Witchy Woman. Oh, witchay woman. Jerry: Ah. Witchay Woman.
There were people like that when an eagles song would come on ~ I kinda was like that guy when Desperado would come on ~ It was a place the mind had to go & be wandering with the Eagles ~ Wish I could still go there ~
Fun fact: “Brett” was a star on the soap “All My Children” back in the day and was killed by getting hit in the head with a crowbar. On Seinfeld it was the axe that did him in. Lol.
@@gocygo63that’s Christopher Knights, just looked it up In IMDb. Interesting fact about “Brett” is he’s the son of the Chad Stuart of Chad and Jeremy fame of the 60s. His name is James Patrick Stuart and he himself has a beautiful voice. Is currently on General Hospital and plays Valentin Cassadine. 😀 ETA: Oops, you’re correct about that part of his voice on Penguins!
Bret: "You look like you could use a solid meal at a real restaurant." Jerry: "You look like you could use a --" Elaine: "Jerry..." What was Jerry about to say?
...I'm finding it INCREDULOUS that "Seinfeld" used the classic Eagles tunes in a story-line, yet, Don Henely's ready to call the TROOPS in, if anyone does a 'reaction' Video on YT to One of their tunes!!! ....changin' TIMES, Man! ...ha-HAAA!!
The way Bret walks into Jerry’s apartment without knocking, doesn’t say “hi” or offer a handshake, doesn’t keep eye contact with jerry, barely even looks at jerry directly, and how he starts looking around criticizing Jerry’s living space, on top of the dismissive attitude in someone’s own home, makes Bret one of the biggest d-bags in Seinfeld.
LOL!
He deserved exactly what Jerry was about to say to him before Elaine interrupted him.
Name a bigger one. I’ll wait.
Well Jerry kind of wins in the end. It sounds like Bret dies at the end of the episode.
The close talker looks nicer in comparison, lol
Bret: "You look like you could use a solid meal at a real restaurant."
Jerry: "You look like you could use a --"
Elaine: "Jerry..." 😂
She knows him so well
The casting in this show was perfect.
Idk, i didnt really believe the guy they got to play Jerry...
It really was spot on
Thank you to the two people who liked this. I thought i was hilarious
4:48 woah
Agreed. It's probably one of the underrated aspects of the show. The casting agents always had an eye for just the right actors.
The way Brett always seems to witness Jerry struggling with something, assuming he's struggling with life, and being somewhat cocky always found it hilarious, again the show were the masters of casting these characters, and this character is hilarious 😂🤣😂
He always seemed to catch Jerry in his most Un-Carl Farbman-like moments.
The way Elaine sings oohwoo and her expression is why she was so good.
I love that it's both Eagles songs but they don't acknowledge it.
I’ll tell you who sounds a little desperado.
Witchya woooman
The boogedy man?
That’s a line from this clip
Best part of this episode is when they meet the doctor whose special song is "Witchy Woman".
Played by the great comedian George Wallace. He and Jerry are great friends.
@@shonda79able Yes, he's a wonderful talent!
His face lol
Man, this dude has some strong Patrick Bateman vibes.
"Did you know 'Desperado' was #5 on the single charts for 2 weeks in a row? Did you know that, Elaine?"
@@taxidancing87 There's even an axe death in this episode.
@@Netbug omg I've just noticed 😂
I was thinking that exactly! LOL
And the last we see of him here he is running towards an axe
Bret always had a faraway look in his eyes, even when he wasn't listening to Desperado.
I love how at the end things go from comedy to Stanley Kubrick's The Shining.
Like Joe devado
Seasons 8 and 9 were when storylines began approaching rhe surreal. It was fantastic.
LMAO THE BOOGITY MAN, i died at that
Is it just me or does Brett remind me of a proto Patrick Bateman?
He DOES look like a young (and thinner) Christian Bale. If you check pictures of the actor,he still does remind of Bale, and actually in some pictures he resembles David Tennant (or a mix of Tennant and Bale).
"I'd give ya a ride but i got karl farbman here!"
" ...Thanks for stopping! "
Karl Farbman over in the passenger seat chillin, being driven around town by one his biggest admirers 😂
"You look like you could use a nice rectal cleansing at a good Restaurant" 🤣🤣🤣
I got a good Rectal cleansing at Taco Bell today 🙂
Bet u did
@@jessihawkins9116 🤣🤣🤣
The deadpan stare + thunder after he says no, elaine found herself a new crazy joe
God who was this actor? he nailed every scene. Almost wish they made him a recurring character
like The Wiz
It was James Patrick Stuart who played Brett.
@@ClarkElDoradoStuart also played the ski instructor in the classic ‘Ski Lodge’ episode of Frasier. Another hilarious performance.
@@ClarkElDorado He played Linda's boyfriend in Still Standing.
The funniest part about this episode was the end where he genuinely has a concussion from being hit in the head and is sitting there in jerrys kitchen, Elain and jerry just casually start singing desparado to him to comfort him and then he falls face first into the table and the episode ends presumably implying he literally just died of head trauma.
But there’s another scene in the ambulance after where he does actually die
It costs $500,000 every time someone plays a song by the Eagles. They wouldn't let David Letterman play seven chords of "Life in the Fast Lane".
Trust me, Henley and Frey charged way more than that....
Really? Well I guess I learned something new today. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😃😃😃😃😃
I don’t even know any eagles songs
@@Patrick3183they are actually very good. The two principal writers are/were just egomaniacs with the greediest manager in the world…
I often try to work in a, “Well I’m sure things’ll pick up.” when I talk to my friends.
I saw the Eagles in 2009. During the encore a drunk guy yells, “Desperado, man!” They played it next 😄
The quirkiness of Seinfeld scenes....it just doesn't get any better than this
Somebody getting dissed bc he doesn't own a fax machine....yep, this was a LOOOONG time ago 🤣🤣🤣
The boogedy man 👻
2:00 Wow can so relate - this is totally me when The Black Eyed Peas - My Humps comes on
We laugh, but we all have songs that hit us the same way Desperado hits Elaine's boyfriend
Mine is "Kung-Fu Fighting"...the only song Dylan said he wished he had written....
I would never sush Elaine
Or the same way "Once Twice Three Times A Lady" hits Newman
How soon is now for me. When that song plays time stops and everyone disappears.
@@halomaster9640 what am I missing here. What do you know that I don’t know about that song.
Love when Elaine dates a guy they always have some sort of weird quirk to them.
yeah that's right
He took it out. 😂
My favorite is the musician. 😂😂😂
@@burningsky23 Great! He was my favorite character outside of the foursome. And to all the haters who disagree, I don’t know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector!
@@danielc1978 High five!
"ahh, I'm one kind"... it's funny how at times Jerry accepts in the series to be made fun of. At that point, Jerry was a superstar stand up comedian and everybody knew that. The fact that he accepts Bret insults without counter attacking is brilliant. The self confidence in what you do must be huge
Jerry: So is there any song that you feel very strongly about?
Elaine: I like Witchy Woman.
Jerry: Witchy Woman?
Elaine: You know, Witchy Woman. Oh, witchay woman.
Jerry: Ah. Witchay Woman.
Thanks for the script
That is funny to me since I often hear lyrics differently than what they actually are 😄
“Witch-ay Woman”
Hey that's the guy that plays Valentin Cassadine on General Hospital
Bret is the common snob! 😂😂😂😂😂
Elaine and I cannot stand nice guys.
@@zoefang4563 lol
NOT THE FARBMAN!!
@4:33 bringing Jerry the gift of a rainbow color umbrella with a bow tied around the handle .
Bret is a proud member of the LGBTQ community. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now I got Witchy Woman in my head. Maybe that’ll be my song, and I can share it with Elaine
*Witchay Woman
“It’s like I’m sitting in the car and he’s out riding fences!”
“So un-carlfarbman like”
Did Bret give his life for a farbman at the end of the episode??!! Truly a special man.
"Desperado" is a good choice to listen.
This clip , should have been longer
The all-Desperado station! ROFL!
Yeah, Elaine running out of men to date in NYC, we all know 😂
She did run out of sponges after all.
There were people like that when an eagles song would come on ~ I kinda was like that guy when Desperado would come on ~ It was a place the mind had to go & be wandering with the Eagles ~ Wish I could still go there ~
I keep forgetting how many people that gang have unintentionally killed
"NOT THE FARBMAN!!!" 😆
Thank you, I didn't understood this part. I even understood wtf man
I've always thought it was hysterical that Brett just happened to have Karl Farbman riding around with him
Jerry Jerry 😂😂😂
I think the boogedy man is the most overlooked line in Seinfeld history.
Maybe Bret and Lloyd Braun are long lost cousins.
Ex-bf always cried with a Joni Mitchell song- eyeroll!
And thus explains the "ex". 😂
I actually know Fargman- he’s brilliant
Yeah, that Flardmen is a genius!
@@mobus1603 Where can I get a hold of Flarndam?
Flakman is a great man
@@345mrse Would be surprised if you couldn't get a Flashman at Macy's
I like how Karl Farbman is just sitting there.
Seinfeld is left-handed.
I would never shoosh Elaine
That's why she prefers Brett! 😜
Facts! Never shoosh Elaine
Lol "No, it's mine."
No, it's mine.
Everyone has “that one song”.
Jerry gives Elaine real advice and all he does with George is encourage his neurotic behavior 😂
All the 'sensitive' types are like this 😂
I hate the "sensitive" types.
That's a Cassadine for ya.
the first scene looks like something out of annie hall
Super Terrific Happy Hour
I must admit desperado beats witchy woman every single time
Elevator music
Fun fact: “Brett” was a star on the soap “All My Children” back in the day and was killed by getting hit in the head with a crowbar. On Seinfeld it was the axe that did him in. Lol.
...he also does the "private" voice-over on the "Penguins"...
@@gocygo63 are you sure? He doesn't sound like him
@@CalinFR
...I think he was the origonal...google it...
@@gocygo63that’s Christopher Knights, just looked it up In IMDb. Interesting fact about “Brett” is he’s the son of the Chad Stuart of Chad and Jeremy fame of the 60s. His name is James Patrick Stuart and he himself has a beautiful voice. Is currently on General Hospital and plays Valentin Cassadine. 😀 ETA: Oops, you’re correct about that part of his voice on Penguins!
Boogie? I’m quite sure 😂
All the actors who kissed Elaine were so lucky
a young valentin cassadine
I'd be happy to get you some if that's what your driving at 😄
He reminds me of Alain Delon ❤
yes, very handsome
well, now he dead
Bret: "You look like you could use a solid meal at a real restaurant."
Jerry: "You look like you could use a --"
Elaine: "Jerry..."
What was Jerry about to say?
that's the beauty of it
Why have I never seen this episode? 1996-97 Ah yes, I remember now. I was living life to the fullest that year.
"Doctor, Doctor I think we're losing him"
Last scene Brett instantly freaking when sees Jerry starting to swing that axe!
"NOT THE FARBMAN!!!!"
@@12classics39 Boing!!!
Ol desperado station
The lightening
Boogedy Man! Ahahahha!
I don't have a fax machine either!
I'm sure things will pick up for you.
elaine screaming at 4:51 LOL
...I'm finding it INCREDULOUS that "Seinfeld" used the classic Eagles tunes in a story-line, yet, Don Henely's ready to call the TROOPS in, if anyone does a 'reaction' Video on YT to One of their tunes!!! ....changin' TIMES, Man! ...ha-HAAA!!
What a douche.
you know who's a real desperado right: karl farbman
You look like you could use a solid meal at a real restaurant
I wonder if any members of eagles saw this episode .
He's out riding fences
Also to the music
I'd give u a ride but I got Carl fargman here
Why does that guy give me Jude Law vibes?
DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOU WALKED STRAIGHT PAST A SALE. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU TWO. AHAHAHA AHAHAHA LOL
so un-carlfarbman like hahahahaha
This guy reminds me of a young (and quite thin) Christian Bale, especially when he's turned showing his left side to the camera.
always wondered if the show had to get permission from The Eagles
Typically you pay their performance rights organization (ASCAP or BMI) for usage.
Eagles ain't giving anything away for cheap...if you ever paid for a concert ticket for them...
Could this be considered parody, in which case they would be free to use it?
sake in the hot tub
Brett does not seem like a Desperado kind of guy
Guess who is Desperado
You must go now...
You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges.
Elaine's been brainwashed!
Agreed! She loves Trump and Fox News now, and it's just warped her brain!!
Seinfeld 1990-1998
"Jerry doesn't have a faux machine..." So what? Why did she say that like it was embarrassing?
Because it was the nineties. If you didn’t have a fax machine you were a social outcast.
@@Castorell I see.
Who is the actor?
James Patrick Stuart.
I'll fax you over his IMDB page.