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The song 🗿 The man🗿 The singer 🗿 The instrumental 🗿 The viewers🗿 The song listener 🗿 The saver of the song🗿 The one who added this song in his playlist 🗿 The one who got motivated and went to gym after listening this masterpiece 🗿 The whole gym 🗿 All the gym equipments including the mats🗿 The gym shoes 🗿 The one who play this at gym🗿 All who listens it 🗿 All who get more excited to do more reps 🗿 The nerves of the body 🗿 The blood streaming at speed of light after hearing this🗿 The comments🗿 The thoughts while writing this 🗿 My hands while typing this 🗿 The keyboard 🗿 The alphabets 🗿 TH-cam 🗿 Thumbnail 🗿 Subtitle 🗿 This comment 🗿 Those who likes this comment 🗿 Those who comment in this 🗿 Those who start a convo in this comment 🗿 Those who comment '' 🗿
The sculpture in the videoo is a reconstruction of a 11th century Catholic crusader from the area of Lotharingia near Flanders and Germany area The skull is full germanic (obviously, most crusaders were of full germanic origin) The sculptor that did the reconstruction was Arno Breker
My life flashing before my eyes after bro says there is a teacher behind me after i said the most diabolical, sexist, inhumane, disturbing thing ever known to a human
It happend to me once, the time for the test wasn't due yet and the teacher said me: I'm sorry but I can't give the test back to you... I could have got a 10, but because of that, I got a 7😢
My grandmother, a Slovian immigrant to the USA, worked in factors (in America) to produce weapons for WW2. She cried when the war ended because so many people lost work when these weapon-producing factories closed down. I love this band and I love German culture. I encourage people to listen to the beauty that Germans produce and do research on what brought on the two wars. Don't listen to American propaganda that one side was evil and one was pure white
@@tsani-bn2bk I read the best parts of your Talmud and I and many others are not amused. Your time is coming, friend. Karma will not be kind to your people. Here comes the sun.
when you hear mom pulling into the driveway (the chicken has not been defrosted then oven has not been pre heated the dishes are dirty the carpet is un vacuumed and the trash is still not been put away)
The song 🗿
The man🗿
The singer 🗿
The instrumental 🗿
The viewers🗿
The song listener 🗿
The saver of the song🗿
The one who added this song in his playlist 🗿
The one who got motivated and went to gym after listening this masterpiece 🗿
The whole gym 🗿
All the gym equipments including the mats🗿
The gym shoes 🗿
The one who play this at gym🗿
All who listens it 🗿
All who get more excited to do more reps 🗿
The nerves of the body 🗿
The blood streaming at speed of light after hearing this🗿
The comments🗿
The thoughts while writing this 🗿
My hands while typing this 🗿
The keyboard 🗿
The alphabets 🗿
TH-cam 🗿
Thumbnail 🗿
Subtitle 🗿
This comment 🗿
Those who likes this comment 🗿
Those who comment in this 🗿
Those who start a convo in this comment 🗿
Those who comment '' 🗿
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How the teacher looks at me after reading my essay on how to stop bullying :
You should have labelled it Last Solution. The other word has already been in use for decades, so you're losing points for copyright infringement.
Fair point! Bullying won't exist if there are *NONE LEFT*
Escola mais tranquila dos Estados Unidos
@@Cristopher762os cara lá é doido né mn kkkkk
Juujika no Rokunin :D
This is how cold showers feel once you've mastered it.
Cold showers
SR(nofap)
Daily exercise
8 hours sleep
No drugs/Alcohol
Meditation
-Transcendence
@@MesserschmittReaveris this real?
no meditation only prayer@@MesserschmittReaver
Not necessarily @@FloridaCrusader
Christ is lord and he hears your prayers @@Transcendent_Jil
Me trying to copy bro's homework but its written in a unknown ancient language that he can't even read
Handwriting moment
literally me but im bro
It's for your bro to do, not you, lol wth
@@kylarai3860bruh bro means friend but you’re a girl so you won’t understand
stolen comment ☠️
Me after reading the first question on the math exam:
_Ahem_ Physics test be like:
HAHA SAME
😊😊ййй😊йййййййййййфхйuser-sh4gt9xf2h
any exam for me
Number one: explain why 1+1=2 in calculate form
Phineas: I know what were going to do today!
Ferb:
Ferb looking at Phineas after learning about Auschwitz
Why does this kinda fit tho
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
God damn i was eating now my tables coverd in food.
Fr
Time traveler: Is this WW3 or WW4?
The Revolutionary War minuteman:
they would NOT care 😭😭🙏🙏
The Paleolithic caveman:
The german in ww1 :
World war? What? *goes back to dying of gangrene
everyone is die
Me staring at my phone after i woke up 10 mins before my alarm :
🗿
I somehow wake up 30 minutes to an hour before mine. My alarms set for 6:30 am
@@airlesscanvas2887 True same
Average grandfather lore :
lmao
🇩🇪 👴
@@stiwe122 reminds me of that Austrian painter
@@HileiYT AYO💀💀
My grandpa never told me what he did in Vietnam he only ever said he enjoyed it
Me when mom says arigato to the Chinese waitress.
arigato, gyro
@@sciepan666Johnny! Lesson 5!
Go johnny go go go
HELP that happened to me once
@@Avalos-Entertainment fr
Children in the supermarket when they see someone with a minimal visible deformity:
This got me
that one Pitbull Named cutie pie looking at a unsupervised toddler:
The sculpture in the videoo is a reconstruction of a 11th century Catholic crusader from the area of Lotharingia near Flanders and Germany area
The skull is full germanic (obviously, most crusaders were of full germanic origin)
The sculptor that did the reconstruction was Arno Breker
meanwhile pitbull Named "destoryer of gods" ready to throw away its life to save the toddler:
@@Hydra-dr8hd fr? I had no idea.
@@iyadbird DoG dog
When you rage a bit too hard during the night and you stop hearing your dad's snoring
life flashing in front of my eyes 💀
🤬.....🤨🤔😳😳😳😳
hier kommt die Papa
How the teacher looks at me once she reads my essay on how to solve overpopulation:
Hunter eyes >>>
The ideas of the Austrian artist...
Thanos Snap
I didnt say do it. Dont attack me over hypotheticals and speculative. Please stop spamming me
eren yeager
New Zealand finding old Zealand:
😂😂😂
Zeeland is a provincie in the netherlands they discoverd it then england took it over so technically
@@aaronsgsm284 yep, cheeky Abel Tasman.
Mordecai & Rigby: Skips we need your help.
Skips:
Fr💀
You won with that comment🤣🤣🤣
Skip: i know the solution for this extremely specific problem
@@bafumino297 Skips is a real G. His mind is like a steel trap...
Judge: "Not guilty"
Me: "Thank you I wont do it again"
My Lawyer:
Thankyou I won't do it again 💀
@@Jimmy-silma ok this is way better, ima edit my comment
Me after i lost the stare contest with Medusa:
you mean won, but at what cost ?
Bro this battle is like working hard
But at what cost?
@@saiko_akdnobody said we were staring at eyes
@@vincentceresini8141💀
😂😂😂😂😂
"My enemie are many, My equals are None"
Me in Fortnite (I've yet again placed 100th place for the 35th game in a row)
Back when total war was good and had a sense of identity.
My reaction to the most heartbreaking event in my life:
😔😭🗿
I respect you. If this is how you would react than yeah I respect you
@@UNKNOWN-SOLDIER-0 real my girl broke up with me so 😭🥲🗿
@@HAMZyusufsorry man funny thing is after my parents divorced my step father abused me and my mom lol
@@UNKNOWN-SOLDIER-0ah sorry to hear that, hope you’re doing well now
My life flashing before my eyes after bro says there is a teacher behind me after i said the most diabolical, sexist, inhumane, disturbing thing ever known to a human
sexist and inhumane at the same level lmao
Same 🗿
To be honest, I just accept it.
And then the teacher agrees 🌝🌚
@@Dmachina666 this has actually happend to me believe it or not
Me when the whole friend group stares my direction when the teacher says cyber-bullying is bad
pov the toilet seat is warm
But you’re home alone
И вообще это деревенский туалет @@Kroxyfn
That's not what POV means. The literacy crisis is real.
And it's 54°c outside.
“Bro, did you do the homework? It was so hard.”
“Yeah, especially the back.”
Me: 0:34
lmao fr
It happend to me once, the time for the test wasn't due yet and the teacher said me: I'm sorry but I can't give the test back to you... I could have got a 10, but because of that, I got a 7😢
WE BUILDING ROME WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️
More like germania
The fourth Reich with it 🗣️
@@BrayanGonzalez-jj4gvMore like Failure Reich.
Kids when they see a person with no legs
And point at them
here comes the sun!⚡⚡
Me witnessing the nuclear explosion about to wipe out everything I ever knew and loved.
And the lightning ⚡️⚡️
Grandpa when you ask him what happened to his abusive father:
"I did what I had to do..."
"Snow covers all sins."
My honest reaction to the most soul crushing, heartbreaking, depressing and traumatising event that ever happened in my life:
vendetta
Based
I awake at 5 am
Me tooo
😀
4 am
I sleep at 6 am🗿
understandable, have a good day
Everyone in the Irish pub when someone with a British accent walks in:
Come out, ye black and tans-
History test:
Edit: We dominated the comment section, Aeterna vitrix boys
Using a calculator on a history test be like:
I know what type of man you are.
@@stanzer38
@@stanzer38 indeed
@@romano83 A king.
@@stanzer38Yeah
Zé stanzer
Peace of art .
War and painter of art 🦅🇩🇪😎💪🤚💀
@@sabinakallaba4611 чел 💀
@sabinakallaba4611remmstein is probally the biggest hater of adolf
Yes
Not piece?
The cartel members when you say goku sucks
Facts
Real
That one Guy with the machete knife :
Everyone looking at me after i said i sympathized for the villain in the movie. (It was a ww2 documentary)
Hahahahahahahahaha
Me giggling during Schindler’s List
my jewish teacher called me retarded for this
You should he was a product of his environment and coke
88th like
Old people: staring is rude
Also old people whenever they see someone with dyed hair:
Guess I'm one of the old people lmao
Based old people
For good reason
I saw one a few months ago in the shops except it was a dude with fake melons. Let's just say he was getting daggers directed at him.
You're probably speaking from experience
Time traveller: Is this WW1 or WW2?
The WW1 soldier:
NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DONT START MEWING
LITTLE GERMAN BOY:
Joestar Family: *Exsist*
Dio:
Bro managed to misspell exist
@@josipbroztito7099🤓
love that jojo ref
Dio??? Dio the Evil Eye?
@@Reuged666 Dior sauvage
Когда мама сказала отключить плиту но ты забыл и сидя на уроке слышишь взрыв
ГЕР откатит
NO
@@alexisca8015YES
Damn you Russian vlet! Cyko! Russia 🪆 men tough woman blats ahhh mommy;!!
жиза
german metal is the best thing ever created.
Time traveler: Is this WW49 or WW50?
The napoleons:
the napoleons?
49 or 50? Shit, thats just the Imperium of Man at that point.
I spent 4 hours waiting for the match to start and seeing that it said: press Space to start.
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😂😂😂😂😂💀💀
When I see my 3rd serving of Those Texas Roadhouse Rolls coming.🗿
I don't blame you.
That shit is like Manna if it never stopped falling.
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LMAO
1939 Stalin : I'm glad we signed a 10 years truce with that crazy dude
1941 Stalin : *hears this song* Why do I hear boss music ?
1945 stalin:
Me when I get a zero on the history test:
(the teacher thought my answers were wrong)
oh-
Me seeing bro change his sleep position
Also me on bro's funeral:
My face when my friend plays Sonne by Rammstein (I’ve never been more proud)
Me when I'm watching a comedy alone and I hear laughing next to me:
But it was just the kid you kidnapped 🗿
Me when i see a spider when im taking a shit (theres nothing i can do)
0:26 I, with a face of deep disappointment, see that people think I am American (I am Argentinean)
Flaco estamos igual jaja
@@terror-strikelover terrible, ya ni se que esperar😞
Me when i see the sun rising
In 1945
@@chandlamhesoniasang9348 Why was the punchline in the replies....?
@@chandlamhesoniasang93481942-1943*
For the Emperor
Five the emperor
Thank you.
BANZAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's like this
FOR THE EMPEROR
beautiful. perfection
History channel:
At 3:00 AM
time traveller: are we before or after 9/11?
george w bush: before
time traveller:
whoever had the idea of putting die bereseichaft with Sonne needs a condecoration, never saw anything so hard than this
0:51 Bro 3.67 Minutes after the math exam started
i love rammstein
Me looking at an immigrant.
Same!
You mean illegal migrants?
Stay mad kid
*will probably fuck u up so stay away.
@@asaaday1869GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE
"German painter visits france :😃
"Austrian painter visits france :🗿
WE GONNA LOCK IN WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
me staring at my officemates after they just heard the most brutal shit i have ever experienced in my life at the office restroom:
office's sink*
offices urinal*
Работая доставщиком ждёшь заказ а когда приходишь к клиенту его отменили :
There's a reason why this video blew up to 1M
Me when im taking a shit and i see a spider
Judge: okay case dismissed, not guilty
Me: thanks man i wont do it again
My lawyer:
All masculine history came in my mind
The masculine history in question (it's just racists)
thats literally the only song that can raise my testosterone and dopamine levels so much that i almost pass out fr
Es ist der hellste Stern von allen✨❤
Und wird nie vom Himmel fallen
Gott segne uns!🇩🇪✝️
Fünf, Hier kommt die Sonne!
@@heisenberg4977bro you are German-Italian right?
Me after a 10 hour workout:
Yall remind me in 10 years to go back to this masterpiece
Randy, your stiiiicks!
CHRIST IS KING ✝️✝️✝️
W Massive my brother✝️❤️🔥💪
Amen ✝️
Amen
Yes
✝️❤☦️
Me: **talking badly about**
My bestie: -Bro, teacher is behind you
Me:...
teacher: “alright, class dissmissed.”
random kid at the back with a suspicious black duffel bag -“i dont think so.”
everyone in the class:
When bro is winning but you lock in last second
HERE COMES THE SUN ☀️🔥
How i look at bro when he yells "You border crossing cholos, go back to mexico!" when we saw a cartel in a pickup with 5 masked gunmen:
Лицо администратора музея когда я выкинул все старые вещи:
ору
Me when the black lady talks in the movie theater:
Racism? Cringe child
i spit out my drink
I don't get it
@@raxusveritasthat’s the point
@@raxusveritasjust plain racism
how i look at bro after he told me his plan on how to lose virginity
LOL
This is going to be dark💀
your pfp is your bro
Them: english or Spanish
Me:........
Me and bro when the teacher looks at us after laughing loud:
Best for benching dat 120 🔥🗣🗣
Pov: Как я ущущаю когда я переслушал все песни Rammstein
Сверх развитым существом
My grandmother, a Slovian immigrant to the USA, worked in factors (in America) to produce weapons for WW2. She cried when the war ended because so many people lost work when these weapon-producing factories closed down.
I love this band and I love German culture. I encourage people to listen to the beauty that Germans produce and do research on what brought on the two wars. Don't listen to American propaganda that one side was evil and one was pure white
That's Jewish propaganda
Ask what books the Germans were burning, what were they trying to prevent? And look to the present
POV: when the teacher tells your parents you got in trouble (your finished)
Me when bro puts out the candle (we are on a fucking hot air balloon)
I can see the weeping angel from hearing this
👍👍👍
Don't Blink )))
No tears now , only dreams.
The Angels have no voice
Tfw the weeping angel has possessed Michelangelo's David
Tiny hats disliked. They will never have such features
And you will never have our features
@@tsani-bn2bk Keep your noses
@@HolyDesolateLord Idk man I’m pretty content with my looks. Don’t look too different from you “aryans” or whatever you call yourselves
Ooga wooga lmao
@@tsani-bn2bk
I read the best parts of your Talmud and I and many others are not amused.
Your time is coming, friend. Karma will not be kind to your people.
Here comes the sun.
Me losing the game, the "N" key looking at me
Me when the class is dead silent including myself and my funny friend next to me yells on top of his voice "STOP TALKING TO ME!!!":
Me when I'm playing rock paper scissors with my reflection and I lose:
Почему все песни замедленные песни Рамштайн звучат как песни в честь императора человечества?
how i look at bro ''he said gyaaat at the children playground''
you have a big gyat bro
aayyyy lmao
when you hear mom pulling into the driveway (the chicken has not been defrosted then oven has not been pre heated the dishes are dirty the carpet is un vacuumed and the trash is still not been put away)
Смешно, что дети со всех краев земли сталкиваются с одной и той же проблемой
How my great grandpa looked when he was younger:
Любой человек родившийся в бункере после ядерного апокалипсиса выходит наружу:🗿
The UN looking at me after reading my thesis on how to solve overpopulation, world hunger, and illiteracy rates.
Friend: Did you do homework?
Me: There were homework?
Friend: Yeah
Me: At least I have studied for a test
Friend: What test?
Us: