THIS JOB. CANNOT. HOLD ME! Ahh... My dear son... Its been a while... Indeed... I've worked long enough... The house of our family has long since forgotten my breakfasts...And I'm *eager* to make you remember... However... The filling on the cake stains your hands... And I'm curious... How did it taste... And so... Before I go fix the car... You shall help me fix it... It'll only take *10 minutes...* Come here and give me a hug...
@@sevenlessxvi gotta say i really like the video as background noise, helps me overcome the unending task of pushing a rock through a steep hill just to fall back again
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Look at my report card, dad-
D E S T R O Y
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!
BE GONE
this will hurt...
NICE TRY!
Ultrakill is the game where if you are good the audio gets extra crispy
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THIS JOB. CANNOT. HOLD ME!
Ahh... My dear son... Its been a while... Indeed... I've worked long enough...
The house of our family has long since forgotten my breakfasts...And I'm *eager* to make you remember...
However... The filling on the cake stains your hands... And I'm curious... How did it taste...
And so... Before I go fix the car...
You shall help me fix it... It'll only take *10 minutes...*
Come here and give me a hug...
COME HERE!
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!
DESTROY!
BEGONE!
NICE TRY!
lmao wtf
@@sevenlessxvi the continuation to the "Look at my report card da-" comment
@@mattfrikindies565 ohhh
Me fighting the fly in my room after it was buzzing in my ear for a little too long:
relatable asf
And then you do:
*Destroy!*
*BE GONE!*
*You can't escape!*
*This will hurt.*
*Nice try!*
Absolutely relatable.
All good untill the fly parries you
Ultra kill is in fact a video game
You can play it
i hope you are not startled by the screaming
used the toilet while listening to this
fastest diarrhea ever, 10/10 would recommend, would like in pill form
wahhttt 🤣
lol
Nah man💀
Sisyphus Boost
one must imagine Sisyphus happy.
we got blue comments in TH-cam now?
@@reedude4232wym
why the fuck is your text blue
For some reason I immediatly thought it wasa"War without a reason" but with voicelines for all the beats
lmao
Yo dad how was wo-
B E G O N E
D E S T R O Y
this Will hurt...
"Dad I'm g-"
B E G O N E
:fear:
ENRAGED
This will hurt....
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!
This video is exactly what I needed to listen to idly while writing. Thanks sevenless, and thanks Sisyphus! :D
Also DESTROY!!!!
NICEEEE
YOU CANT ESCAPE WRITING
where's "YES, THAT'S IT!"?
i didnt want parry (and shooting) sounds on the vid so i couldnt get him to his 2nd phase, zorry 😢
not hearing the parries hurts my soul
sorry 😞😞
@@sevenlessxvi gotta say i really like the video as background noise, helps me overcome the unending task of pushing a rock through a steep hill just to fall back again
@@kefirsaphyr thanks that means a lot☺️☺️
It me :D
@@King_Sisyphus_Official no way daddy sisyphus
@@sevenlessxvi 🤨
Oh, Hi Sisyphus
@@RedLoserUK same energy as "oh hi mark"
@@RedLoserUK yo dude you’ve seen V1?
*epic beatbox from me*
vrazy
Me every time I return to my friends house
relatable lol
@@sevenlessxvi yo thanks for that
@@ThatguywhoreallylikesCheez-Its np i guess lol
👾
sisyphus after saying BE CUTE! and gives me a fursuit or something idk
@@CircusHop sissyphus