The many quotes of Zagreus: Volume 2

[@akirathewildcard9625]

You should see the part where hades sees a fish in front of him and is like, "zagreus I think this servant of your uncle is mocking me" and then he asks zagreus if he wants to go on a fishing trip with him it's awsome

[@nolaklutz796]

I just had that one. I saw the fish and though ooh surface fish after the fight and he actually mentioned it

[@BestBetterBestest]

@@nolaklutz796 "I think this fish is taunting me. I'm deathly serious."

[@silvercandra4275]

That was probably my favorite moment in the entire game.
I was wheezing the first time, because just... the god of the dead, thinking a fish is mocking him is hilarious to me.

[@translator-kun]

I literally just have that yesterday lmao

[@thehermit8618]

@@silvercandra4275 fuck the "goth softboy" or "satan analog" persona some modern interpretations have given Hades, this game makes him a _High-strung, grumpy, impatient sourpuss_ and i love it

[@afrogwitch]

Me and Zag fighting Hades/Charon: kalm
Me and Zag entering the Tiny Vermin's den: PANIK

[@merajmahar23]

Fr bro, i swear the tiny vermin fight is harder than the hades fight for me

[@まいあゆみ-b4m]

When Zagreus said “De Dong” it sounded like Netflix’s intro lol

[@boombox7008]

Literally sounds like he’s the one playing the game lmao

[@shriek_a_boo]

"who DARES hurt my nephew?!"
welllllllllll...

[@MV96_]

Poseidon’s probably bastard(the old-timey meaning)son.

[@drixroku2747]

I like how zagreus goes against his father in the last one after he says he can still fight and was like: Are you serious?! 😂😂😂

[@thepandrbr]

that was me when i first fought him with extreme measures. Ofc i got my ass kicked

[@Me-dr9dv]

Almost my exact reaction

[@jaynr5748]

Hades after being defeated by his own son: I can still fight.
*Bury The Light Intensifies*

[@NetPathfinder]

"Please be Meg" LOL

[@koil_koil]

Oh well

[@GenshinLover283]

I think we would all rather deal with Meg over Alecto

[@izzysharpe]

... who leaves Asterius till last in the coliseum afgsshjs you've got mad skills

[@steveng6721]

Theseus has less health so if you keep them grouped up and are hitting them both with your strikes, theseus will always die first

[@nicolasriveros943]

I try to get theseus first bc he Is anoying (both the character AND the boss) Asterious Is actually easier to dash

[@shinybearevidra]

Nah, Asterius is less of a threat, so it's better to deal with Theseus first.

[@Pedroportxd]

always did that bruh

[@yukotrey9422]

If I doing hunting blades and not extreme measures, I kill Asterius last just to flex. But some big slash damage builds I got so much damage to both I’m fight Thesus and Asterius and Zeus at the same time 🤣

[@dragonwriterarts]

I absolutely love how the exchanges Hades and Zag have after the first true ending evolved from exchanging insults to exchanging pleasantries. It's genius XD.

[@shoyohinata3462]

Charon losing his cool when Zag took the gold!! 😆😆

[@dwell7315]

The first time I did that I had no idea what I was doing and the record scratch sent me

[@seanwong9254]

l love the when u use hades great call against him their conversation be like father . son! father . i’m right here! father ! oh shut up

[@aili_not_ally]

He's memorized the sound of Than's bell 🥺

[@stripes7214]

When I first started playing I thought zagreus spoke a lot, that was before fighting theseus.

[@zsofiaszabo8317]

1:18 Not Charon straight up sending Zagreus to the shadow realm

[@Lechuga1815]

"Hello Aesterius... other guy" If Theseus wasn't already dead then Zag just murdered him.

[@clutchskit2510]

Seeing Zagreus steal from Charon made me want to play the game again

[@inkedseahear]

no, """borrowing"""

[@serpentwolf5582]

"Please be Meg." I loved that for some reason XD

[@nikki1806]

God this game is so witty, I love the dialogue so much

[@Gooberwares]

I hope tisphone keeps getting voice lessons

[@Norinia]

‘Plz be Meg.’
Am I the only one who found Meg the hardest of the 3, the other two generally pushovers?

[@KL-iu9tk]

I just heard the guh dong earlier in my game I lol'd

[@teebman_9874]

1:19 Domain expansion: hhhhrrrrrnnnngggggg

[@1money11]

1:17
Almost chocked on my egg sandwich!

[@Drakuba]

what the hell was that? 70 hours in and i never experienced that 0_0

[@jonharker9028]

@@Drakuba you can only find the bag that can be yoinked from Charon in mid-realm shops, not pre-boss shops. That may be why you’ve not seen it. Even then, if you die to Charon it can be pretty RNG when you see it again.

[@doodlebrain6594]

He’s great

[@FushiV2]

Hades is comedy gold

[@hiro_sekai5948]

WAIT A MOMENT... AM I THE ONLY ONE PAYING ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT HADES HAS A THIRD FORM?
Kill me...

[@quasarggl7502]

extreme measures be like

[@CluelessAnon]

"Kill me" Well, yes. That's the idea.

[@Aichi1138]

Can I get a sass off between Zag and Obi Wan?

[@idontneedaname318]

Kinda confused why u subtitled them yourself when the game has subtitles built in

[@koil_koil]

I didn’t have subtitles on

[@SuperMiIk]

Also cause they're small asf lol

[@wenomachosia]

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