CK3 but I Let it Run for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT! (Insanity)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ธ.ค. 2024
- In this video I let Crusader Kings 3 (CK3) run for three days straight, simulating thousands of years of human history if humanity never left the medieval age! An odd outcome ensues.
10:35 "This random faith came out of literaly nowhere" -Roman priests about christianity circa 300AD
One would have to pretend that the pagan priests of the Roman world were all blind and deaf, especially in the Asian provinces of the Empire.
@@czechslovak4651 With christianity being religion of slaves and bearing so much similarity to jewish faith roman clergy did not see it as a danger to "true romans", add on top of that palestine not being too important of a province and general inclusivnes of roman faith towards other gods so they just gave that "invisible god of jews that say they are not jews" place in pantheon and thought they are done with it.
@@xzardas541 I didn't mean they thought of it as any kind of real threat before the time of Diocletian. But you can quickly tell the difference between the early c's and the j's of every era based on the militant attitude. One of those two groups is waiting for a worldly conqueror to arrive in the flesh and create a race based theocratic world empire with fire and sword. While the other group was waiting for the "return" in a divine form and didn't believe that it was their job to conquer the world with the use of violence, because it was to be done by the "messiah" at the "end of the world" with an invading force of immortal beings from the sky. One of those two ideas sounds like the corrupted exoteric form of an esoteric mystery school, and one sounds like eastern barbarism. Personally, I don't think the Roman intelligence operatives of the time were naive enough to not notice that difference, but I could be wrong. I wasn't there to know for sure.
@@czechslovak4651 I dubt that average senator would even bother to take closer look at what slaves and eastern barbarians are worshiping, and those that did would not have time to worry about it with amount of internal backstabbing in senate and half of roman elite being hell bent on becoming senators with the other half trying to murder the current ones.
Btw that "worldly conqueror to arrive in the flesh and create a race based theocratic world empire with fire and sword" realy did not work out for those guys with how austrian painter turned out, oh the irony.
@@czechslovak4651 He didn't say that because he thought the romans were blind and deaf. From a historical standpoint, Rome had all sorts of classical religions, and then one day, a historical plot twist from an unimportant province turned just about all of Rome into christianity.
So apparently there’s a legend that can be created that either mass converts your realm, and another than can convince foreign realms to convert to your pacifist faith. Hindu ruler probably converted to Jain via Stress, then converted their realm, and convinced the rest of the world to embrace pacifism. Very balanced new feature.
OMG IT'T SNOT BALANCED1211111
I mean, in fairness, it took until the 3rd millennia for that to happen which you’d never expect to get to in the game so I don’t know if that’s evidence of it not being balanced lol.
@@hereandnow3156 I thought the same thing
ahh, so this explains why the HRE turned into Buddhists in my most recent playthrough…
@@qwertyasdf4081 no I think that's just accurate to history.🤔😂
Aachen, my hometown is finally the Empire which it deserved!
Aachen Deutschland Grüße an die Aachener vom Aachensee
Now the earth will know the true power of cologne.
Grüße aus Frankfurt. AACHEN AUF DIE 1
Expanded from Sheikhdom of Aachen in this video.
My idea would be retrying this with diseases turned to max, esp. the Black Death. That ought to keep the number of notable NPCs down and combat the lagging, as well as ensure not everywhere is 100 Development afterward.
Greetings from Aachen. So beautiful to see we won at last.
I'm glad you accepted Jainism, even if it was the worst one.
Seems pretty self evident that Svetambara is the One True Faith and that Aachen is the Empire of the Gods.
Now if only you let this save run in EU4 for just as long, we'd be able to witness the intergalactic hyper war...
POLAND MENTIONED 🦅🦅🦅🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 WTF IS A STABLE GOVERMENT 🦅🦅🦅🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🦅🦅🦅🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱
WHAT THE FUCK IS A STABLE ECONOMY 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🪽🪽🪽🪽
HUNGARY RAHH 🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺US TOOOO🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺WTF IS LOW INFLATION 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺
POLISH 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🪽🪽🪽BROTHERS🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺 RAHHHHH🪽🪽🪽🪽
ARRIBA ESPAÑA.
Hi slavs
Don't ask usa
You know what they say: "If Paris had a seaside, it would be a little Bari."
Is this a real saying?
@@morganholon2648 it is, in Bari
6:59 Holy Roman Empire took the "Roman" part of their name serious
Didnt form Rome tough 😢
@@vincentwhite938 The HRE is meant to be reformed Rome already tbf.
Do it with apocalyptic diseases, unlimited plagues and unrestricted diplomacy
LET POLAND COOK THEY BE SMOKING EVERY KINGDOM W POLAND
Next time let it run until someone achieves world conquest lol
Would that even be possible? The medieval bureaucratic strain would be astronomically huge
Saxo-Anglo-Saxon still here!
9:53 Huge beast child.
Poland taking revenge on scandinavia and russia it’s kinda epic
spoke too fast 🤓🤓
At least it was Svetambara Jainism that took over instead of Digambara. Otherwise everyone would be walking around in the nude.
10:52 is actually the most usefull when everybody is strong as hell, allow You have more land and lose stress easy. Too is good for the transition because indian tolerance.
Poland casualy restoring from partisions For 100 time
Tulunid Karling Domination
Love the random Jain takeover.
I have seen Jaina become dominante faith in the east in many late runs, normally when mongol or mongol succesor states take it as oficial.
From a city to the biggest empire in medieval history with also the biggest army compared to countries today and im pretty sure also the whole medieval ages
I’m always happy when the HRE survives but this was cursed 😂
"Alba" isn't pronounced quite how you think: It's an untranslated Gaelic word, and if it's spelling were to match it's pronunciation in English it would likely read as "Alipa", with emphasis on the al rather than lip.
Alba was one of the precusors kingdoms that was consumed into the medievil kingdom of Scotland; When you say it's related to Britannia you're possibly confusing it with Albion, which is from the word the Greeks used to describe the northwestern european archipelago that today we (mostly) call Britain.
To my knowledge, there's no link whatsoever between Albion and Alba.
Thanks for spreading your wisdom, loremaster 👍
the way he wiggles the cursor around constantly is so grating after a while 😂😢😅
It's his voice too
I was like oh that's cool Poland survived, and then I heard Karling...... 8:10
Poland - HRE - Moldova - loop
@11:30 it's kinda funny that the strongest realm in 3100's has kinda low number of MaA for its size and still some shitty troops as pikemen and low quality norse troops like vigmen and bondi. A competent player without super minmaxing can have around the same numbers in 1250. Sure it's capped by tech and accolades extra slots but still super funny that almost half of their MaA is shitty.
Absolutely absolutely absolutely learn some new adjectives
Absolutely is an adverb genius
Tbf id love to see another one, your the only one who made it entertaining.
5:42 SAXO-ANGLO SAXON 💀💀💀💀
what an epic ending, im plqying as Aachen right now and they are OP im telling you. your vassals just love you more there 😂
I’m kinda curious if you would be willing to retry this but this time with a 1066 start.
HRE literally became Rome 💀💀💀
Jesus! Poland is HUGE!
Ehen has a ck3 game ever been completed in 3-4 hours?
3:06 You actually pronounced Jazira almost perfectly!
When you said "THEY DO!!" i felt that
Oh btw you can make alternative history and comentate it. For example what if Roman empire never fell?(TFE mod) or sassanids could defeat arab invasion. What if kingdom of judea was born in the middle of roman empire? What if roman empire invade of persia was successful. What if western roman empire survived instead of eastern empire. Or not even mods just what if alexander the great was resurrected? Anything? I would make those videos but im too lazy and I don't have a RTX1Million which clearly you have leaving your pc running ck3 until the year 3000
i bloody love that in every spectator campaign, the bosnian culture ends up superior
I am actually impressed that Denmark stuck around that long. 😂
Even in my own game, it's been part of the Holy Roman empire since my first king was elected. I forced primogeniture on the entire empire during the reign of my 2nd elected emperor. They didn't want to elect his son, so I did what I had to. Getting to the needed 10500 fame was rough when I had to avoid no less than 5 murder attempts, possibly more, on my emperor. Thanks to very skilled spy masters he got to die from old age around 80 years old. 😂
Alba is the traditional name for Scotland not the same as Britannia
Alba is a word used for Scotland but it means Britain, having the same root as Albion, referring to the entire Island
Albion online
Should do this without primogeniture or anything other modifier that causes consolidation.
Me 4 hours in it only been 60 years
Me playing for 4 days and only 130 years😂
as a polish person i think this video was the sigmest video of all sigmas and the creator is very skibidi
🗣️🗣️🗣️
at 9:35 why does sicily not have sicily?
Honestly I would love to see more of this concept- it's way too fun to watch the insanity throughout the ages
Imagine their whole evolution being skipped for hundred of years cuz main character just went to sleep and didnt care xdd
Do this without DLC and watch as nothing gets done for 1000s of years.
what is the mod to get past 1450?
I’m pretty sure it’s actually a game rule setting! It should show up whenever you go to start a new game
How do you let it run without the decisions stopping the game each time?
If you turn off Ironman you can go into “observer” mode which makes it so you aren’t playing as a character, and you will be able to watch the game without interruptions
You should make a massive empire (for example, maybe unite all of West Europe) then leave it to the AI with this kind of timelapse and see where your dynasty is.
i now see the Chinese empire as the irl aachen of the east
In a branch of history where we never discovered the americas-
Dune lore
hey could anyone tell me how you go past the end date for ck3 in this video, coukd i do that in my own playthrough?!
i have a video idea. how many religions can you create before you can no longer make a religion. like if you can't make new norse faiths you move on to christian. an so on until you can't make a religion.
Is there a ck3 mod that doubles the time? Like doubles the max speed time
is the prequel to DUNE?
This is really cool!
How did you run this game so long?
10:40 music name?
Most cursed ck3 video I ever seen
Love it
Well, that was a horror show.
Those are the strongest mongols i've ever seen
Let the CK3 shogunate mod run for 3 days
Do it again but with the great empire war mod
Wtf, how do you get through a ck3 game in 3 hours?
3 days running, you say?
... did you even make it to 1452?
“PERDICTIONS”
2:19
I mean the normal borders are gross as well
As a german, the win of Aachen was no real surprise to me. :-P
Btw it is pronounced with a hard sounding "hrrrr" Aachen. Deep down the throat. :-D
Aachen the german city is a empire😂😂😂
do the same thing but with only confederate partition succession
Thanks !
I knew it was bullshit when i heard united india
Edit : Maybe i was wrong
Edit : wtf why does vaishnav conquering?? Thats just not relatable shit
Do it with the Westeros mod
I'd enjoy this video more without the loud volume of the commentary, personally. I liked the video to show my appreciation though
HOW, my fucking game just crash after max 30min
Based Aachen!
A lot of weirdos in the chat
I was kinda rooting for Reformed Tengi, but I guess I guess a Jain one-religion world has its own charms.
Cursed
poland stronk!!!!
Poland stronk
Nice
It’s Hindi’s not Hindu’s my friend
He don't seem bright.
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Polska!!!
Cool
Polska Gurom
Wish we had no muslims
Your guys run time is 4 hours? I have 9 in my current play through and my first leader just died
We have the same username