Probably one from a planet where food is plentiful or more nutrient-dense. Hummingbirds have such a high metabolism they'll starve to death over the course of 2 hours.
After actually listening to the story, it's likely the "death by starvation" was a metric of the simulation, and they didn't actually die. Kinda like how most survival games don't wait 3 weeks in-game to make you start taking damage from starvation either.
@@shadowhunter6415tell them they get the day off and you get the fastest solution. Tell them to just get it done and you get the most efficient. Supervise them and make them follow protocol and it's gonna take forever and probably not work at all.
In 1989 members of the 7th ID at Ft. Ord were pit against the Australian, British and Canadian militaries simultaneously in War Games. On day 1 we took down their TOC in under an hour from start and they had to "hard reset" the entire exchange. They were a good bunch, took their losses with dignity and we all had some good laughs after.
They made the most popular video games into reality, what did they think was going to happen? Plus they should hear what the five year olds say, it’s way worst than the marines said.
I do find it interesting how we put self constrained limits on ourselves. There are so many videos out there of beating X game without Y. We have speed runners, pacifist plays, etc.where the goal is to beat the game, but under harsher and more difficult criteria. That is not logical, why would any species give themselves more requirements and make it harder for them? And it's not just games, we do it in dating, war, work, whatever. Write a story without using a letter. Live your life in the exact same way every day. Even killers will purposely leave clues to the police. It's really bizarre.
Just wildly inefficient, or doesn't have much storage for the energy it uses? Solar Power doesn't help if it's draining faster than it can gather the energy.
We’ll ’accidentally’ rediscover it after we’ve conveniently created the tech ourselves WITHOUT REVERSE ENGINEERING IT AT ALL. *We swear.* *fingers crossed behind their back*
My humble addition: Kakalaw are an arboreal species that has, for a lot of their prehistory as well as well as modern sports history, relied on stealth and stealing resources from other clans or predators, such as fruit or small lifeforms... A game was requested mimicking a sport from their own planet. Dense playing area mimicking a complex parkour course among the trees, with poles, swings and webs that allow for plenty of climbing as well as blending in with the surroundings. Each team has a beacon they need to steal and bring back to their home field. They were rather sure of their victory. Humans descended from arboreal apes, but their species abandoned that path in exchange for sturdy endurance and bipedal posture. Seems like a recipe for victory? Well... Turns out they have had practice with that... Sure, humans could never match the Kakalaw speed and dexterity, some areas were impossible for them to access... And yet, they won 5-1. They did something different. They devided roles. At first, the tree-climbers were under the impression that humans are cheating, because they could not counter their playstyle, they were completely unprepared... But no rules said you couldn't play defensively. And that's what humans did, some would "Camp" in hard to access areas and take out unsuspecting targets from a hidden position. "Fucking campers". To the Kakalaw, it looked as if their teammates were being taken out by an invisible force. Some humans stayed in their base and guarded their beacon. And since the other team was used to partisant-style divide and conquer games, they were only spreading themselves thin and four games ended with humans winning by default, with the entire enemy team out of the game. And couldn't fathom how come they keep losing despite humans giving no crap about being stealthy, often shouting their position just to alert their own teammates that they're alive. They weren't "Cheating". It's just that nobody thought of that before...
bestest? i mean colloquially accurate but still makes ya sound about five years old. kinda disappointed they couldn't kill a super zombie, where's your Molotov maypole game guys? was also expecting dragons but i suppose that would be after human highjacking. props for including emergency plan delta, why are there so many Molotov strats?
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Human soldier: "Behold the dance of my people!" [Teabags Keltian soldier.]
F Yeah.
If I had the opportunity to reenact halo while it's basically halo, I would totally take it
Strategic Transfer of Equipment to Alternate Location. My ass
Strategic
Transfer of
Equipment to
Alternate
Location
lmao, humans
Oh, Fat Electrician references. Love that guy.
Well, if you *insist*...
look at the first letters. STEAL transfers happen all the time when civilians start underfunding the troops.
Human: "What do you mean it is hard to find anything good around here? We found lots of great stuff."
360 no scopes are a distinct human invention.
Starvation in 3 days? What kind of alien race is that? How does anyone get to space being that fragile? Seriously?
Probably one from a planet where food is plentiful or more nutrient-dense. Hummingbirds have such a high metabolism they'll starve to death over the course of 2 hours.
After actually listening to the story, it's likely the "death by starvation" was a metric of the simulation, and they didn't actually die. Kinda like how most survival games don't wait 3 weeks in-game to make you start taking damage from starvation either.
Probelly some dinosaur sized birds with the diet of an Panda?
High metabolism
In The game Occupy Mars, you start dying the moment your water bottle either runs out, or is taken out, even if you’re actively drinking water
Just tell the E4s that they can go home for the day after...acquiring...said equipment. They will figure it out by noon.
Noon they had it figured out before you were done telling them to do it.
It was figured out days before you brought it up, it will be delivered by noon and best not to ask why we knew the easiest method of acquisition
@@ElFeN69WoLf a lazy and smart human (E4s) will think of every way to do a task, then chose the easiest
@@shadowhunter6415tell them they get the day off and you get the fastest solution. Tell them to just get it done and you get the most efficient. Supervise them and make them follow protocol and it's gonna take forever and probably not work at all.
Strategic Transportation of Equipment to Alternative Locations
15:00 Fat Electrician eat your heart out 😂
Lmao
In 1989 members of the 7th ID at Ft. Ord were pit against the Australian, British and Canadian militaries simultaneously in War Games. On day 1 we took down their TOC in under an hour from start and they had to "hard reset" the entire exchange. They were a good bunch, took their losses with dignity and we all had some good laughs after.
Who dis what to whom?
At the time I was with 2/7 FA on the M119 105mm howitzer. I was 13E before I went to 11C.@@julesmasseffectmusic
The height of Light Divisions (and the 7th was the first one), as I recall. Lots of new .... stuff to play with, as well.
They made the most popular video games into reality, what did they think was going to happen? Plus they should hear what the five year olds say, it’s way worst than the marines said.
And just like that, the human military became Blood Ravens.
What makes you think they weren't already?
Did someone say ravens?
MLG quick scope compilations become the most potent physiological warfare tactics in the galaxy
FuckingHellaAwesomeBattleBus. Yeah, that tracks. The Brits did vote to name a ship “Boaty McBoatFace
4chan helped
Even listening again, I LOVE the sarcasm.
Fun story but there's not a colonel in the world that would be that relaxed
A US Marine one might 😂
You'd be surprised. I've met a bunch of them. My uncle being one. Once you get that high up the totem pole, you can calm down a lot.
If I hadn't known better I'd have thought this was the brain child of fromwhich4275. More please
No body tell the liandry corporation about this planet, it's a free Unreal Tournament arena dispenser!😂😂😂😂
#Unreal#UnrealTournament
I do find it interesting how we put self constrained limits on ourselves. There are so many videos out there of beating X game without Y. We have speed runners, pacifist plays, etc.where the goal is to beat the game, but under harsher and more difficult criteria.
That is not logical, why would any species give themselves more requirements and make it harder for them?
And it's not just games, we do it in dating, war, work, whatever. Write a story without using a letter. Live your life in the exact same way every day. Even killers will purposely leave clues to the police. It's really bizarre.
Things get boring when they're to easy. We need challenges to conquer
Moving a planet isn’t the hard part, it’s making it go where you want it that’s the hard part
Default dance on their body's is crazy.
I need a follow up story post the strategic planet relocation.
Never stop trolling!
Sign me up I want to go. To the place where I belong. Chernarus. Mutant Mama take me home where I belong.
...suommon the Specialists, there's work to be done
The humans lost the boss-fight?
Didn’t stack fuel, rookie mistake, always stack fuel
Must not have been crayon chewing marines.
They drove around the day or two before so they were low on fuel.
Guys got to play cod irl.
"No gulag 😢"
Didn't he initially say that the vehicle was solar powered if so how could it run out of fuel
Even solar powered, there is still a limit on in take and what about night time?
Probably the rain
Just wildly inefficient, or doesn't have much storage for the energy it uses? Solar Power doesn't help if it's draining faster than it can gather the energy.
Haha heard this already but it’s hilarious lol
Can it run doom?
Well, you can not only run, but get a functioning player out of a computer made almost entirely of rat neurons, so I don't see why not.
Aight. But can it run Crysis?
@@roneloburgos8187 I doubt anything can run Crysis
Great now i wanna play doom in there.
@@DaxSudo The PTSD is probably worth it! xD
_"Sir, the Human apology arrived... Ummmmm, What's a NOOB and how is it supposed to get better?"_
Taking MLG to the next level. 😂
So can I setup treyarch zombies in that hell?
That one had me cracking up.
This was a fun one
Strategic Transfer of Equipment to Alternate Location.
Lol not heard that one before. Might have to use it going forward.
Gear adrift is a gift……
This is the most NO Geneva Fcked up moment in my time watching HFY vids.
If computer has pretty much limitless calculation capabilities and can manipulate gravity there is no way to move the planet it is on.
oh no
The zombie apocalypse has me rolling with the battle bus.
Steai the vr world
So we are stealing a whole planet
We’ll ’accidentally’ rediscover it after we’ve conveniently created the tech ourselves WITHOUT REVERSE ENGINEERING IT AT ALL. *We swear.* *fingers crossed behind their back*
My humble addition: Kakalaw are an arboreal species that has, for a lot of their prehistory as well as well as modern sports history, relied on stealth and stealing resources from other clans or predators, such as fruit or small lifeforms... A game was requested mimicking a sport from their own planet. Dense playing area mimicking a complex parkour course among the trees, with poles, swings and webs that allow for plenty of climbing as well as blending in with the surroundings. Each team has a beacon they need to steal and bring back to their home field.
They were rather sure of their victory. Humans descended from arboreal apes, but their species abandoned that path in exchange for sturdy endurance and bipedal posture. Seems like a recipe for victory? Well... Turns out they have had practice with that... Sure, humans could never match the Kakalaw speed and dexterity, some areas were impossible for them to access... And yet, they won 5-1. They did something different. They devided roles.
At first, the tree-climbers were under the impression that humans are cheating, because they could not counter their playstyle, they were completely unprepared... But no rules said you couldn't play defensively. And that's what humans did, some would "Camp" in hard to access areas and take out unsuspecting targets from a hidden position. "Fucking campers". To the Kakalaw, it looked as if their teammates were being taken out by an invisible force. Some humans stayed in their base and guarded their beacon. And since the other team was used to partisant-style divide and conquer games, they were only spreading themselves thin and four games ended with humans winning by default, with the entire enemy team out of the game. And couldn't fathom how come they keep losing despite humans giving no crap about being stealthy, often shouting their position just to alert their own teammates that they're alive.
They weren't "Cheating". It's just that nobody thought of that before...
Lets see what games they replicated
Quake/Halo
PUBG
7 days to die
Earth defense force
Grand theft planet
Please, no flossing
IF WE CONFUND OUR ALLYS WE MAY CONFUND THE ENEMIES TOO.
Moving a planate can’t be that difficult- the colonel at the end
Not laughed so hard in a long while, thank you 😂
If that wasn't a Fat Electrician reference at the end I will be disappointed.
Speed running is the only way
No CTF?
Bullocks.
It's Never a War Crime the First Time. 😉
quack bang out
Much FPS. Very Terran. Wow! 🤣
bestest?
i mean colloquially accurate but still makes ya sound about five years old.
kinda disappointed they couldn't kill a super zombie, where's your Molotov maypole game guys?
was also expecting dragons but i suppose that would be after human highjacking.
props for including emergency plan delta, why are there so many Molotov strats?
STEAL!!! Yush!
Epic
😂😂😂👏👏👍❤
Get gud noobs
prof read before you record and you won't miss words from how it is wrote.
First
1
stop writing.
seriously. i will laugh to death here
I'm sorry but I really cannot stand stories told in the present tense.
I've watched lots of these, but this one is lousy. And nothing starves in 3 days. Unsub.
We don't know how fast metabolism of an alien is, so one can starve much faster, than human does.
It could’ve also been water related instead of food related. They could’ve died from dehydration instead of starvation.
Hummingbirds and cheetahs could starve well within that time, I believe they eat fast small meals frequently for their size.
You do know the disembodied voice isn't the wordsmith, right?