Terminator Salvation Cyberskin Generator | Ashens

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  • These new-fangled toys are so complicated! When I was a boy all we had were wooden trains and intricate electronic computation engines specifically designed to provide interactive entertainment through a visual display created by firing sub-atomic particles against a sheet of specially treated glass.
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  • @vissova
    @vissova 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2135

    "Honey, what's all that stuff on the sofa?"
    "Don't worry, it's just cyberflesh"
    *backs away*

    • @Sutaokami
      @Sutaokami 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What is earth's defence system?

    • @felixkane1319
      @felixkane1319 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@merlinthegray 😏😏👉👌😈😈

    • @Drackwit
      @Drackwit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@residentflamingo115 I agree

    • @commandermystic8435
      @commandermystic8435 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@merlinthegray oh fuck

    • @Growdankmeds
      @Growdankmeds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People this unfunny and negative don't usually have girlfriends unless they've ordered them off the Internet

  • @draconusfrigidus
    @draconusfrigidus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Says a lot that the 90's version of this actually had a better design overall (the mould was smaller so you didn't get that extra waste all around the body, and the hinge was metal so opening and closing it was easier). It also came with weapon accessories and two terminator figures so you could stage actual battles. Man such nostalgia!

    • @charlieburkett274
      @charlieburkett274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i had it too

    • @Kuranghi
      @Kuranghi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I came here to write I had the old version haha.

    • @dethmasheen8683
      @dethmasheen8683 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah same here... Not to mention the "bioflesh" came in a jar instead of a loose packet.

    • @Boogie_the_cat
      @Boogie_the_cat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That is the thing people who didn't experience the 90's don't understand.
      Everything was better in the 90's (except the TV's)

  • @illiniguy34
    @illiniguy34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    Ah, back when "Terminator: Salvation" was deemed the worst in the franchise. Good times, good times.

    • @shtdaprdtr
      @shtdaprdtr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Never..that shitshow T3 was out before it

    • @AllanElMelon1043
      @AllanElMelon1043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Dark Fate has taken that title now

    • @Wasteman365
      @Wasteman365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Allan Of El Salvador not a chance.. amazing movie. Genisys or whatever it’s called was way way worse

    • @AllanElMelon1043
      @AllanElMelon1043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Wasteman365 thats a great load of bullshit.

    • @Angel-gz8ju
      @Angel-gz8ju 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I want that toy.....
      ...now

  • @kryl0b
    @kryl0b 8 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Seldom heard phrases in the SkyNet Scientific Research and Development Facility:
    "Oh, for fuck sake! It's all coming out of the hole!"

  • @aquin3066
    @aquin3066 9 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    You should have peeled off all of the skin from the skeleton except for the boxers part.

    • @mcmurray360
      @mcmurray360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😂😂😂

    • @jcdenton7273
      @jcdenton7273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Aquin DIAPER MAN

    • @RandomGuy-us4bj
      @RandomGuy-us4bj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate to imagine that

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The real Captain Underpants.

  • @cogcrewgrey7592
    @cogcrewgrey7592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    "Inject mold with goo"
    Buy a guy a drink first, pal.

    • @badv1b3s51
      @badv1b3s51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your profile picture makes this comment funnier for some reason

    • @mdew578
      @mdew578 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Nice joke

    • @DodgeRaccoon
      @DodgeRaccoon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      hey I like drinks and injection with goo

  • @13sinister
    @13sinister 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3196

    Can I use this 'cyberskin' to reverse a botched circumcision?

    • @Esway.
      @Esway. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I love you lmao

    • @mx_nana_banana
      @mx_nana_banana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤢

    • @MO_OKAYU_GU
      @MO_OKAYU_GU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The National Guard Σ and that’s taking it quite far

    • @soundwave9414
      @soundwave9414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@doodledangernoodle2517 fork borgers. If u atheis liek if agre

    • @themerrymaker7144
      @themerrymaker7144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhahhahaaahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahah ew

  • @bigchooch4434
    @bigchooch4434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    "Do not use any other figure than the one provided"
    That sounds like a challenge
    "Cyberskin powder is non toxic, but not intended for ingestion"
    *that sounds like a challenge*

    • @guy1849
      @guy1849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *lip smack* wow. 10/10.

    • @nasanodia736
      @nasanodia736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Downs a Bagfull... I'm making a mold of my Digestive System- I just have to induce vomiting in 10 minutes!

    • @TheAntiChrysler
      @TheAntiChrysler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Look up the picture of the blood clot some guy coughed up at the hospital that looked like a mold of his lungs 😬

  • @JollyJuiice
    @JollyJuiice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    I laugh at it now, But I would have love this as a kid.

    • @thedonaldmcronald8123
      @thedonaldmcronald8123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same

    • @mikedirsten6707
      @mikedirsten6707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@thedonaldmcronald8123 You had it as a kid, it was the terminator 2 bio flesh regenerator

    • @deralbtraumritter8573
      @deralbtraumritter8573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The things that amused us as kids. Then again beats toys nowadays. Especially Legos. Ridiculously expensive for less

    • @rdjdjdjjdjesnghdiidhdkekwjwm
      @rdjdjdjjdjesnghdiidhdkekwjwm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Robert Young the new lego star wars sets are insanely pricey

    • @salamander8736
      @salamander8736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rdjdjdjjdjesnghdiidhdkekwjwm lego star wras are focken great tbh

  • @GootPoot
    @GootPoot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    "Don't breath it in, or you'll have little terminators in your blood stream" was what killed me

  • @cerberuslitterbox4822
    @cerberuslitterbox4822 9 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    There is something eternally hilarious about a generally quite person screaming erratically "oh for FUCKS SAKE" about water spilling on his sofa. XD

    • @matthartmann7033
      @matthartmann7033 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      It so hilarious

    • @jazz8000
      @jazz8000 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cerberus litter box! yea its so genuine i love that part!

    • @bliss24_
      @bliss24_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cerberus litter box! quiet* Sorry, I couldn't help it... ;P

    • @WoWdropzone
      @WoWdropzone 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ninja Matrix We knwe whta he maent. -_-

    • @bliss24_
      @bliss24_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      drop zone And I know what you meant... but I'm still gonna correct you! *know *what *meant >=3

  • @TheOctopusPirateShow
    @TheOctopusPirateShow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Skynet:
    - earth has 0 metal
    - hey, there's a whole continent made of plastic

    • @leoorduna2199
      @leoorduna2199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually your not wrong about the second part.
      Hypothetically if plastic pollution in the ocean increases a plastic based sub-continent will emerge.

    • @smugone3330
      @smugone3330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@leoorduna2199 "fuck the rest of the world I'm moving to plastic beach"

  • @adamwhitehead4677
    @adamwhitehead4677 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1379

    Who else started dying when he revealed the tiny head?

    • @Gamerdude87
      @Gamerdude87 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me

    • @AdhamOhm
      @AdhamOhm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Reminds me of the Goombas from that terrible Super Mario Bros movie.

    • @Kovac22
      @Kovac22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That was good, it was like a 80's cyberpunk film

    • @thesupergamingpie4333
      @thesupergamingpie4333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me

    • @scatterlogical
      @scatterlogical 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Reminded me of the headshrinking witchdoctor at the end of Beetlejuice.

  • @holderbee7811
    @holderbee7811 9 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    There's only 2 things I wanted:
    1) Another figure used
    2) BURN BATTLE DAMAGE
    Top marks Ashens, top marks

  • @Superabound2
    @Superabound2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Fun Fact: that Cyberskin powder is actually made from the exfoliated heel skin contained in used PedEggs

  • @Haaraff
    @Haaraff 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The cyberskin powder is just flesh coloured dental alginate. In fact, Alginoplast (fast set) has exactly the same colour. It won't hold up very well and will shrink into white crumble after a few days, also it does a splendid job at staining clothes and couches when in liquid form.

  • @mosquitofarmer
    @mosquitofarmer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    wow you might as well use pancake mix as the cyberskin.

    • @Cybermat47
      @Cybermat47 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I want to see that now XD

    • @jondoglegs7124
      @jondoglegs7124 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Telepathic Badger pancake mix with nutella and jam. realism

    • @mosquitofarmer
      @mosquitofarmer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      mmmm nutella... it was all fun and games until you eat it out of the jar with a spoon.

    • @spEAMerNation
      @spEAMerNation 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Telepathic Badger ..and it becomes more fun, because netulla...

    • @JOHNN01.82
      @JOHNN01.82 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Telepathic Badger you could put water init and freeze it that would look cool

  • @ENERDTAYMENT
    @ENERDTAYMENT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I used to have a toy just like this back in the 90's, except it was X-Men themed and you poured in Wolverine's adamantium skeleton.

    • @Nelkhael1
      @Nelkhael1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I used to have one back then as well but it was also Terminator themed.

    • @ENERDTAYMENT
      @ENERDTAYMENT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Gabriel Roberts Google "Weapon X lab playset" it was a clear 2 piece plastic mold that looked like Wolverine on the outside, and had a skeleton shape on the inside, so when you poured the liquid through the hole in the top of his head, it filled out the skeleton form and you'd crack open Wolverine to reveal his skeleton inside.

    • @theshuman100
      @theshuman100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its the reverse

  • @sousaphonist
    @sousaphonist 10 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    It becomes about 20 times more awesome by NOT using the included figurine....also results in more imaginative possibilities - is this a mad scientist's laboratory? Or maybe the future of cosmetic surgeries?

    • @harrisonkrominga2663
      @harrisonkrominga2663 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NEEEEERRRRRRRD

    • @sousaphonist
      @sousaphonist 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ...and your point is?

    • @TrueLeonPriest
      @TrueLeonPriest 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Benjamin Stern
      *Leans out of car window* GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRLFRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEND!

    • @coltenmeyer2775
      @coltenmeyer2775 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see you every where ben!!

    • @briansgalaxynote2
      @briansgalaxynote2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would have dipped the terminator in fake blood and let the surface dry before adding the cyberskin.

  • @counternub40
    @counternub40 10 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    I thought I'd go and see if they had the powder on Amazon by typing in "Cyberskin".
    I'd advise not searching for it.
    Honestly.

    • @ethanbrown1887
      @ethanbrown1887 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Why did you tempt me to do that! XD I'm scared for life.....

    • @edwardneve9128
      @edwardneve9128 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh god!!!!!!!!!

    • @NuclearCherries
      @NuclearCherries 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Oh my~

    • @KazakhV3
      @KazakhV3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nuclear Cherries what is it

    • @NuclearCherries
      @NuclearCherries 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      just love gaming
      One way to find out.

  • @papaonta
    @papaonta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    when you're injecting it, try to put it on a running washing machine. The vibration will make the compound homogenous and no porous part will appear.

    • @jellyranger1706
      @jellyranger1706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      akhmad alfan Damn...that’s a really good tip, I’m gonna use it for my other mold-pour project. Thank you!

    • @mugsmctuggs1318
      @mugsmctuggs1318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How about make a quality toy instead.

    • @PMDacpano
      @PMDacpano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mugsmctuggs1318 It's not quality, it's just plain physics.

    • @blobtheblob7975
      @blobtheblob7975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mugsmctuggs1318 "so are we ready to sell this product?"
      "Nah we still need to bend the laws of physics"

    • @floatpvnk
      @floatpvnk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If i ever hane to do a mould pour, i will...... not use this tip because i dont own a washing machine!
      Good tip, though.

  • @BigDogBandit
    @BigDogBandit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    you know it's bad when there's comic sans in the instructions.

    • @BarryaLLen-ik8bq
      @BarryaLLen-ik8bq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lonely Loner wtf is comic sans

    • @radivojjelenic3952
      @radivojjelenic3952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@BarryaLLen-ik8bq should i even reply to this

    • @radivojjelenic3952
      @radivojjelenic3952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BarryaLLen-ik8bq its a font

    • @sansdeltarune7510
      @sansdeltarune7510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Megalovania

    • @QuickandDirty
      @QuickandDirty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's hilarious too, because you can tell they just learned how to do dotted line TAB leaders so they used it as much as possible in the address section.

  • @sykomcawesomeness
    @sykomcawesomeness 9 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Fuck the toy. I want that Excellent mug.

    • @bradador1
      @bradador1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** who ashens?

    • @magiliangaming
      @magiliangaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Silimus shut up

    • @bradador1
      @bradador1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haha im joking noad!!!!

    • @magiliangaming
      @magiliangaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Silimus fuck off

    • @bradador1
      @bradador1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol noad!!

  • @captainamericyang7532
    @captainamericyang7532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Posted in 2013.
    (6 years later)
    TH-cam: *Watch this*

  • @robertcornhole5197
    @robertcornhole5197 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    12:23
    Love the way it squeaks when you open it

    • @ChibiSteak
      @ChibiSteak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's what she said

    • @ChibiSteak
      @ChibiSteak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nicely Memed My Dude
      I'm guessing you were in to much of a hurry to type lol

    • @PsychoSoldier01
      @PsychoSoldier01 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      L

    • @ChibiSteak
      @ChibiSteak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PsychoSoldier
      I agree

    • @TheElevatr
      @TheElevatr 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      L2 L m8

  • @madhausen
    @madhausen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Take your shoes off"
    "I can't!"
    I'm ded.
    Plastic Terminator has the best voice.

  • @Dreigonix
    @Dreigonix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    To be fair, it actually looks pretty damn cool when it's filling up. Kinda reminds me of Albert's final transformation in ZXA.

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who from what?

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kinnikuboneman Mega Man ZX Advent. Good game.

    • @CraigTodd-x9d
      @CraigTodd-x9d หลายเดือนก่อน

      Albert Fish

  • @Chris69Ogier
    @Chris69Ogier 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I laughed way too much when he peeled his face off. It's just this tiny head in contrast with the rest of the body haha :D

  • @DavyWayne13
    @DavyWayne13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “Take ya shoes off”
    “I can’t”
    Hahah found that funnier than I should have I think

  • @jonnie2bad
    @jonnie2bad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    im 40 yrs old watching this and almost pissed myself @ "let's cut his bum off".

  • @No_Sleep789
    @No_Sleep789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    That Terminator Salvation Cyberskin looks fun to shoot with a BB gun, or a pellet gun... Sorta like a ballistic gel.

  • @Bradamir
    @Bradamir 10 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    That rage at 8:55 made me laugh so much lmao

    • @GreatDestructo
      @GreatDestructo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol, and, that's what she said ;)

    • @Bradamir
      @Bradamir 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Ahaha

  • @tapeshaft
    @tapeshaft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    8:57 This is the angriest I've ever seen you get Mr. Ashens, and rightly so. That was an unconscionable omission from the instructions.

  • @zhouhuanyue
    @zhouhuanyue 9 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    18:13
    Who are you callin' pinhead?

  • @GadgetBoy
    @GadgetBoy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    I now want to get one of these and fill it with chocolate....

    • @christosvoskresye
      @christosvoskresye 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was thinking gelatin should work.

    • @grantkelly8696
      @grantkelly8696 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gadgetboy great idea I'm gonna steal it

    • @miraakbillcipher660
      @miraakbillcipher660 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mr. symbiote did you do it?

    • @Eh-its-me
      @Eh-its-me 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dont put the doll in their and have chocolate terminator

    • @opie6272
      @opie6272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg that is actually a good idea! Lol you can add a icing cock 'n' balls too.

  • @chrislupton7521
    @chrislupton7521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Reminds me of this amazing Robocop Cryostasis toy thing I had as a kid in the early 90s. It was basically a way of freezing your figures, then using motorized toy drills and lights to piss about with a chunk of ice, drenching your mum and dads dining table and warping the wood. Ah, good times.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I remember some jurassic park toy where you put some plastic fossils in a mold and pour some sort of clay on it. Then you could excavate the fossils with a tiny spatula.

  • @delta6244
    @delta6244 9 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    At the beginning Ashens said that many adult movies had toys made of them, which made me think that there MUST have been some saw toys, you know where you get to be jigsaw and you can manually control traps and snap dolls apart, get other toys from different sets and use it on them etc...

    • @kabliekke
      @kabliekke 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Ryan Davis You'd have to keep buying figures then.

    • @zac8603
      @zac8603 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Charles Preston www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=9SIA03Q0GF1180&nm_mc=KNC-GoogleMKP-PC&cm_mmc=KNC-GoogleMKP-PC-_-pla-_-Action+Figures-_-9SIA03Q0GF1180&gclid=CjwKEAjw67SvBRC1m5zPv4GboAUSJAB6MJlkiZjti_xhVKc-_fIwYQ-1j4Bx0KRPipu7kV0c1llY2xoCph7w_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

    • @delta6244
      @delta6244 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Too

    • @spoods4628
      @spoods4628 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Charles Preston "Many adult movies had toys made after them" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @mako5474
      @mako5474 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Spoods The Milkman lol

  • @PromptedHawk
    @PromptedHawk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think I've reached a new level of Ashens. Here I find myself at 4 AM watching a video about an old piece of tat that I've already watched twice before, and I find it entertaining. I have things to do in about 3:30 hours.

  • @ACBlackJ0ck
    @ACBlackJ0ck 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    14:23 This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, But this is what peak performance looks like.

    • @otakunthevegan4206
      @otakunthevegan4206 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Johnny Takigero Lol I forget who was the fucking idiot who said that? That sounds familiar.

  • @MrRattlebones640
    @MrRattlebones640 8 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    "I need more biofleh for my terminator!" Stuart Ashen 2k13

    • @keenanirwin6702
      @keenanirwin6702 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And he goes for the suplex!

    • @MrRattlebones640
      @MrRattlebones640 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ;,( i just got roasted

    • @RitzScythe
      @RitzScythe 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Angry William Why so angry Billy Boy.

    • @MO_OKAYU_GU
      @MO_OKAYU_GU 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gimme the bioflesh. Mmm bioflesh

    • @nmr3081
      @nmr3081 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      biofleh

  • @dennyhebron3655
    @dennyhebron3655 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    there was still less holes in the terminator than the film

  • @minimanadam
    @minimanadam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    OMG , WHEN HE POURS IT IN
    " OH, FOR FUCKS SAKE " I LITERALLY SCARED MY CAT I LAUGHED SO HARD N LOUD

  • @Mobius14
    @Mobius14 10 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    18:36 - "Too much water"
    Ashens predicted IGN!

    • @GemmaBee14
      @GemmaBee14 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mother of arceus

    • @yoshikikishinuma3865
      @yoshikikishinuma3865 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mother of oblivion

    • @GolfestBlacker
      @GolfestBlacker 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hénry Bruyére Watch their review of Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire

    • @turbogizmo6379
      @turbogizmo6379 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nobody fucking incredible

  • @Gigas0101
    @Gigas0101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I would definitely want that set, when you're done with the toy, you really can just flood the whole mold with chocolate.

    • @bitchy-cryptid
      @bitchy-cryptid 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Gigas0101 that's what i would do

    • @Gigas0101
      @Gigas0101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Massivelegoboy That's a risk I'm willing to take, Legoman!
      seriously, though, I'd recommend rinsing your Terminator Salvation Cyberskin Generator Playset before flooding it with chocolate.

    • @andrewtodaro2874
      @andrewtodaro2874 ปีที่แล้ว

      Homer Simpson: Mmmm! Termination by chocolate! Auuuggghhhh! 😋

  • @nicksantos43
    @nicksantos43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I remember they released this same toy for Terminator II, it was just as bad then as it is now. Hilarious that they keep regurgitating these movies they regurgitate the toys also!

  • @Filthma
    @Filthma 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I'd just make ten 100% goo figures out of this.

    • @superspy6
      @superspy6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh you

    • @Filthma
      @Filthma 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ohhai fren.
      We watch a lot of the same stuff, huh?

    • @Filthma
      @Filthma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tunnel Snakes
      The Tunnel Snakes will have a secret stash of it, because they rule.

  • @dwsperspectiveonreality.659
    @dwsperspectiveonreality.659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I remember my grandmother buy me this toy when I was youngit was so cool you got to put flash on a robot skeleton and then pretend to have a fight and pieces of his flesh get blown and turn off in your imagination of course but the flash really did come off the metal skeleton it was a pretty advanced cool toy for the early-mid 90s

  • @ericmiltner3604
    @ericmiltner3604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You have stirred the deepest spaces of my subconscious mind and brought back memories long fragmented.

  • @ivanchen8093
    @ivanchen8093 9 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I was at the San Francisco Chinatown that had a rip-off terminator called human robotic hero.

    • @kevinliu3379
      @kevinliu3379 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha

    • @kevinliu3379
      @kevinliu3379 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      By the way do you like Terminator: Genisys that will come out next year

    • @timothyzheng7765
      @timothyzheng7765 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its next year in like a week...

    • @kevinliu3379
      @kevinliu3379 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know

    • @TNTLuver9
      @TNTLuver9 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ivan Chen "You hurt me now, but I won't cry, I am Octavia..."

  • @thesupergamingpie4333
    @thesupergamingpie4333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    i love when you screamed OH FOR FUCK SAKE IT'S SPILLED ALL OF IT ONTO THE BLOODY SOFA

  • @nicandknacksandseans
    @nicandknacksandseans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    5:55 that’s scarily close to the plot of the movie actually

  • @Hikarmeme
    @Hikarmeme 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Damn synths

    • @Pigness7
      @Pigness7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      why does this always happen...

    • @Morgan02
      @Morgan02 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pignessman 7 You know what it's referencing?

    • @robinkynast9793
      @robinkynast9793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      makes me wish for a nuclear winter

    • @ooka_booka
      @ooka_booka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I broke up with my girl the other day. Left to toothpaste cap off. You know who does that? A synth.

    • @jokerjamie8701
      @jokerjamie8701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ooka_booka hope you aint one of those synths, here to spy on me.

  • @RobertTheHaunter
    @RobertTheHaunter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I love watching ashens videos

  • @Howlrunner82
    @Howlrunner82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "What could go wrong?" he asked while creating a Terminator

  • @MrVulcanator
    @MrVulcanator 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    They revived this design for a Doctor Who episode about the "Flesh".

    • @AshleyTMDW
      @AshleyTMDW 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And it was better!

    • @eyeballpaul700
      @eyeballpaul700 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +dbn300100 take your head full of flatulence and get out of here

    • @AshleyTMDW
      @AshleyTMDW 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      irish sith Ok by better what I mean is that it was less of a hassle to set up and use properly. Still a mediocre idea.

    • @eyeballpaul700
      @eyeballpaul700 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +dbn300100 what's that got to do with your flatulence head

    • @MrVulcanator
      @MrVulcanator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      irish sith Why are you being rude.

  • @PhoenixFireZero
    @PhoenixFireZero 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Question: can you make a fat terminator by adding more powder?

    • @deborahosborne5510
      @deborahosborne5510 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      KingOfGreyfell hfhh

    • @theaether3124
      @theaether3124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So you could make the really spindly figures and actually give them skin??

    • @80shorrorronniepierce67
      @80shorrorronniepierce67 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      KingOfGreyfell get a bigger mold or different shape you could make anything

  • @misterbiscuit3706
    @misterbiscuit3706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    19:39
    The thing is, that sorta became true..

  • @Marscow
    @Marscow 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I bet that Terminator molding powder will make a fun gift 30 years from now when you're reviewing old crap, Ashens...

  • @spoonman2023
    @spoonman2023 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Behold the precursor to fleshlights.

  • @MrNickyDalenz
    @MrNickyDalenz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Stuart: pours liquid in a cup with a hole in it
    Skin goo: shoots out on the sofa
    Stuart: surprised pikachu face

  • @PureRinseRecording
    @PureRinseRecording 9 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    looks like the cheese they use in mc donalds burgers haha

    • @nautilusinthejungle
      @nautilusinthejungle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At least that's some what edible.

    • @turbogizmo6379
      @turbogizmo6379 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeff The Potato GO TO NOT POTATO JAIL.GO "DIRECTLY" TO THE NEAREST UR-MUMIUM DEPOSIT UNDERGROUND.
      DO NOT PASS 2 METERS AWAY FROM THE BLACK HOLE.
      DO COLLECT THE GIANT 50-FOOT-TALL GOLDEN "COHECHK-N-BAULES" STATUE SOME ANIMATED DUDE WEARING A WHITE FEDORA LEFT BEHIND.

    • @Crcodilian
      @Crcodilian 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Turbo Gizmo k.

    • @bumblebee7838
      @bumblebee7838 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      DnB rhythm
      Have you ever seen how they out that "cheese" on the burgers? No?
      Now you know why.

    • @Canadianvoice
      @Canadianvoice 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nautilusinthejungle your talking about the toy right? McDonalds is straight up poison

  • @Johnny-bu5gw
    @Johnny-bu5gw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The Derma-nator: Melanoma Genisys

  • @Phonesandshit
    @Phonesandshit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was recommended six years after nice
    See you in 6 years again 🤗

  • @gilgammesh1
    @gilgammesh1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    An Excellent mug.

    • @mushijian7839
      @mushijian7839 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      An Excellent fake account.

    • @kohul_sol5105
      @kohul_sol5105 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chef Excellence Do Do Do Do Du Da.

    • @SpencerStudios
      @SpencerStudios 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chef Excellence an excellent excellence

    • @th3rasave
      @th3rasave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OH MAI GAWD

    • @jamkithotlinemiami901
      @jamkithotlinemiami901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gg what you doing here

  • @Helmutlozzi
    @Helmutlozzi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh god I couldn't stop laughing when you peeled off the head and revealed that miniature sized gremlings face hiding underneath it.

  • @DanielS2001
    @DanielS2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    So, Playmates ripped off the same toy from the Kenner T2 line. Nice.

    • @SlimeBlueMS
      @SlimeBlueMS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And did it worse

  • @strangerofthe2067
    @strangerofthe2067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    TH-cam recommendations at it again lol. Randomly picking a video from years ago about an incredibly odd toy based on a movie that wasn't generally well received by most.... yep, sounds about right. And yet, here I am, somewhat interested, and curiously continuing to watch.... our ancestors would be proud.

  • @Derinzed
    @Derinzed 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Back in my day we didn't have none of these new fangled cyber goo generaters...and we was better fer it.

    • @barrywhite21
      @barrywhite21 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      your language and spelling isn't though.. cotton sarn it

    • @RagdollWraith
      @RagdollWraith 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      barrywhite21 hes talking in old-country english. on purpose.

    • @Derinzed
      @Derinzed 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kai Kaczmarski ye, you tell em. Back in my day these young whipersnapers didn't talk back to the'r eldors, and they was better fer it.

    • @sekkusupisutoruzu
      @sekkusupisutoruzu 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      John King WarOwl Grandpa Impression?

    • @Derinzed
      @Derinzed 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know it!

  • @gamemonster7
    @gamemonster7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was my very first ashens video, time flies man...

  • @halfpast3am
    @halfpast3am 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:43 BRB, need to spank the little terminator

  • @lunahula
    @lunahula 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The bio-flesh that went with the original terminator toy in the 90's actually used a type of dental alginate product to make the 'bio-flesh' typically was a light green colour but I suppose they dyed it pink for the toy. As such if you had the right connections you could ask your dentist for some and really get arrested.

  • @lmuserl
    @lmuserl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm in 2019 and I Don't know why these videos appear in my recomendations, but I like them :)

  • @pryingeyes1551
    @pryingeyes1551 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Are you going to try making terminator chocolates with that? It could be next years valentine's day episode.

  • @GrandCorsair
    @GrandCorsair ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The shorts being flesh colored while understandable makes look like he's fashioned a pair of boxers out of human skin.

  • @gazashotshell9099
    @gazashotshell9099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You know i completely forgot how often you used to set dissapointing figures on fire

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad he doesn’t really do it nowadays, especially since some of them get expensive.

    • @Trynt33
      @Trynt33 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wumpus976 Not if it's a melty face Poundland figure at least

  • @surprisedchar2458
    @surprisedchar2458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:28 SCP-106 has breached containment.

  • @RunsWithKniefs
    @RunsWithKniefs 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    8:58 The most emotion i've heard out of his normal sarcasm!

    • @TheFuzzyOcelot
      @TheFuzzyOcelot 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      whenever the couch is touched, it gets serious.

  • @benji_mannn
    @benji_mannn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like coming back now in my 20s to this channel years later. Ever since middle school.

  • @samuellister318
    @samuellister318 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    And, of course, the moment we've all been waiting for..
    Ashens blowtorches it. What I thought was an innocent action figure breakdown has now gone down in flames, along with my ability to contain my laughter :D
    Marvelous.

  • @AmyMist
    @AmyMist 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i am delighted by how tiny its head looks with the skin pulled off

  • @crazygeorgelincoln
    @crazygeorgelincoln 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had the original one as a kid. Loved it. The tiny head phenomenon was also present.
    Well done with the mixing, many other videos seem to have difficulty combining 2 ingredients.

  • @ottodude555
    @ottodude555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    TH-cam algorithm you get me to watch the most unlikely videos

  • @msbunnyg1
    @msbunnyg1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    17:35 I laughed as soon as he ripped off the head cause it was so weird he was just like Battle damage and then ripped off the entire head

  • @gawni1612
    @gawni1612 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ash this is probably genuinely one of my favorite videos of yours now.

  • @dudeymcdudeface8940
    @dudeymcdudeface8940 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The Terminator (1984)
    Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
    Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
    Terminator: Salvation (2009)
    Terminator Genisys (2015)
    Terminator vs. FuckFace (2018)
    Terminator Jello Skin (2021)

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NARADITHYA TAMMA can't wait for Terminator vs. Fuckface!

  • @RF-Ataraxia
    @RF-Ataraxia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Stam 'em with some scissors solves every problem in life"

  • @amethystooze2203
    @amethystooze2203 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow, 4 years ago this was my first video I've watched of Mr. Ashen. I will always love his channel!

  • @rlanger3108
    @rlanger3108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bribing a crappy toy with expired food is the most Ashens thing ever

  • @ge3356
    @ge3356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had this same toy for T2. Huge memories here.
    "Come on out now, we're all friends here...except most of the people who send me messages and leave me comments." lol

  • @EdgarSanchez-tw7ey
    @EdgarSanchez-tw7ey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The funniest toy review I have ever seen when he said let's cut his bum off I was dead😂😂

  • @BanAaron
    @BanAaron 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I don't know why but when he cut his bum off I lost my shit laughing!

    • @Dualism97
      @Dualism97 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      so did the figure, but with less laughing

  • @oldgreg2914
    @oldgreg2914 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just saw a grown man playing with toys for about 20 minutes and it was the best thing i saw all day.

  • @retronymph
    @retronymph 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The ending = Tanning beds in a nutshell.

  • @feraloracle8239
    @feraloracle8239 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    when i read the title i thought it was like one of those "loom band pregnancy wig" titles he sometimes does when he smashes all the names of the things he reviews in the video together but this is so much better

  • @cuber9320
    @cuber9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had the original when I was like 7. Was cool as hell. Nice to see it again.

  • @mikke841
    @mikke841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Ahh, Seems i gotta go to a KFC after all..."

  • @greensoplenty6809
    @greensoplenty6809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "do not breath in"
    "whats it smell like eeewww" lol

  • @asukafriend
    @asukafriend 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the first Ashens video I've ever watched. And it still entertains me to this day

  • @caidema
    @caidema 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They had this same thing for T2 Judgement Day, I remember having this as a kid even though I wasn't allowed to watch the movie until it came out on TV in 1995.

  • @GordonGregson
    @GordonGregson ปีที่แล้ว

    Ashens is a weird channel I always remember at 3am and then get strangely nostalgic.