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  • I know it's not Lego, but I like it! Well, some of it. Definitely not the figures which have induced screaming, thrashing night terrors in all who have seen them.

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  • @Ryusuta
    @Ryusuta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    One of these days I want to see Ashens build something out of all of the combined fake Lego he's gotten throughout the years. It'd probably be the size of his house by now.

    • @extremelymoist6661
      @extremelymoist6661 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Build the sofa

    • @MattHolbaev
      @MattHolbaev 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or The Blowtorch

    • @adamjohnson8305
      @adamjohnson8305 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It would probably fall to pieces.

    • @Skull_E_Duggery
      @Skull_E_Duggery 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Dr. FrankenDerp or or or....habe him build it then burn it to the ground!!

    • @oneblacksun
      @oneblacksun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It might come sentient and take over the Ashens show.

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 9 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    It would be great if Tatco were just a small group of people who work through various secondary companies to create things for the specific purpose of pissing off Ashen. When there's a dispute at work, the employees settle their differences by pulling their own arms and legs off and throwing them at each other.

    • @thekingsman9773
      @thekingsman9773 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh GOD I get it XD
      That legit made me laugh!

    • @yesitismejesuschristyourar657
      @yesitismejesuschristyourar657 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You really love ashens

    • @Futurefighter4900
      @Futurefighter4900 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      More like twatco

    • @ozzysspace
      @ozzysspace 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tatco have been around a while. I had a set when I was little and I remember being really sad at the fact that NONE of it fit together.

    • @LordSmuggington
      @LordSmuggington 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +ChickenPika You have a top comment on the last 6 Ashens videos I've watched.

  • @ArcosOfBlack
    @ArcosOfBlack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Oh fucking god I lost it at 13:09 "This is not a man who combats fires, this is a man who starts fires, probably with his mind" Fucking priceless!

  • @gnbman
    @gnbman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    If you were to turn Ashens' couch upside down and shake it, how many blind bags do you think you could fill with the toy pieces that would fall out?

    • @ZacHawkins42
      @ZacHawkins42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      gnbman All of them.

    • @andymadden8183
      @andymadden8183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ashens Blind Bags - You never know what you'll get because it's not even marked on the packaging.

    • @typoshrine4531
      @typoshrine4531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2

    • @aceisking
      @aceisking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

  • @flair541
    @flair541 9 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Anybody ever think about lego sets in the universe of Toy Story? Are the minifigures the only living things? How about full on sets that you build? If it was like an elephant made of legos, would it not think? At what point do toys in that universe gain free will and thinking ability?
    How about Knock offs of toys? Like what if Buzz met a knock off from when he was a big thing? Ditto for Woody? Basically any of them. I imagine Knockoffs are like second class citizens... Should I stop thinking about this?

    • @Snazzyriffic
      @Snazzyriffic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      brush go outside you've got too much thinking time

    • @lemmegetuuuuhhhh8508
      @lemmegetuuuuhhhh8508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      FINNALY I've wondered the same thing for ages and my prediction is that once you build somthing, it would co e alive

    • @flair541
      @flair541 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ZOMBIE GAMING I just remembered that there was a "Lego" set in Toy story .it built and rebuilt itself for fun.

    • @avnub66
      @avnub66 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bootlegs would probably throw themselves off toy towers if they found out what they were

    • @R04DR8G3
      @R04DR8G3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this is very interesting, seeing as I grew up with toy story

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE911 10 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    That police car looks like something hastily built in Minecraft.

  • @CooperativeCowboy25
    @CooperativeCowboy25 9 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    >Boats
    >Galleons
    >Ninjas
    _"One of these is not like the other... one of these is not like the rest..."_

    • @kemasuk
      @kemasuk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I only see two very similar options there

    • @jusstynooldchannel4911
      @jusstynooldchannel4911 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kemasuk Tungwenuk the tigers and the aliens? xD

    • @kemasuk
      @kemasuk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      was trying to make a ninja joke

    • @BeesUSA
      @BeesUSA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Forgeta wow! Boats?!?! That is sooooo dumb

    • @frowlinian8175
      @frowlinian8175 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Forgeta one is a boat
      one is money
      one is Batman
      Batman has a boat and tons of money, there's your connection lol

  • @buzzybeetle95
    @buzzybeetle95 9 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I can't stop laughing at the fucking fire truck driver figure. It looks like the Pokemon Ditto that's transformed into a Lego figure.

    • @mousasha-
      @mousasha- 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just noticed that XD

    • @heheheheheiamsupahstardemo6160
      @heheheheheiamsupahstardemo6160 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The sperm of a sperm

    • @buzzybeetle95
      @buzzybeetle95 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2D Lol

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sean B But it's debatable whether he gets to keep his face when he transforms. Some people draw him as the one whose face stays the same, but others have the entire body changed.

    • @buzzybeetle95
      @buzzybeetle95 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Catherine Lipscomb I though Mew was the one whose entire body (including face) changed.

  • @tedstriker6646
    @tedstriker6646 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I managed to obtain Albanian fake Lego. It contained thousands of bricks that were very small and impossible to put together. You had to put together a thousand of them to build a helicopter, but they were impossible to tell apart, not to mention the angles were not exactly 90 degrees, resulting in all kinds of deviations. Moreover, once you joined two bricks, you couldn't take them apart again, without the help of a blow torch. It took me about one afternoon to give up on that shit.

    • @slowmosounds8947
      @slowmosounds8947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol i'm albanian and wen i went there for summer i saw that shitty set

  • @doktawhawee9870
    @doktawhawee9870 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Fun fact: The Polish lego man's name literally translates as "Walking Prussian". However, I do know someone who is polish who said that it actually translates as "Prussian Knight". Cool, huh?

    • @Cassiopeia7o7
      @Cassiopeia7o7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      There's an easy explanation - the literal translation is indeed "walking Prussian", but piechur in Polish means an infantry ("a walking soldier"). This Cobi set is inspired by the battle of Grunwald (1410, Polish-Lithuaninan-Teutonic war).

    • @doktawhawee9870
      @doktawhawee9870 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cassiopeia7o7 Nice!

    • @badichu1915
      @badichu1915 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Cassiopeia7o7 your like me, intelligent and superior to most of this worlds pratts

    • @aexplodingpotato7045
      @aexplodingpotato7045 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Irony is too high

    • @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054
      @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Piechur means literally "walking man" but its a word for medieval footman, or soldier. Knight is "rycerz"

  • @MRKapcer13
    @MRKapcer13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Cobi actually used to make figurines that were exact copies of Lego ones, just usually military themed which Lego didn't touch. I guess they had to switch to these horrifying monsters when they started exporting the blocks because of copyright issues.
    They make some awesome stuff though. Their niche nowadays is models of actual historical vehicles like tanks and aeroplanes.

    • @dejanjakobovic9803
      @dejanjakobovic9803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't understand the hate against cobi minifigs

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      But do they have original kits based on things like cops and firefighters and doctors?

    • @eternalemperorvalkorion750
      @eternalemperorvalkorion750 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smb-c3pono just mostly combat aircraft, tanks, warships and trains. I have a lot of their stuff

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eternalemperorvalkorion750 I haven't seen any Best Lock sets at Dollar General Market lately.

    • @MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp
      @MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@eternalemperorvalkorion750A couple days ago, I was trying to look up images of Norwegian soldier uniforms during the battle of Norway in 1940 in an attempt to do my best to recreate a Norwegian soldier in Battlefield V (That's a mouthful.), instead, I found an image of a Cobi set that was meant to be German soldiers at Narvik. They had Kar 98ks and even an MP40, I was actually surprised. Not sure if the Minifigures were accurate uniform wise (Or as close as a fake Lego Minifigure could get.), but they were incredibly detailed.

  • @MacMashPotato
    @MacMashPotato 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Tatco has got to be the greatest name for a shit toy company.

  • @TheMexicanLynx
    @TheMexicanLynx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    World's biggest chin you say? You then got a legoman version of Bruce Campbell.

    • @testiou
      @testiou 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You mean Jay Leno

    • @TheMexicanLynx
      @TheMexicanLynx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      testiou
      Give it plastic gray hair and it's Jay Leno. Give it black hair and a chainsaw lego arm and it's Bruce Campbell. =P Not-Actually-Lego chinman is versatile!

    • @TheMrEpicBill
      @TheMrEpicBill 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean Arin Hanson.

    • @naota3k
      @naota3k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THE CRIMSON CHIN.

    • @gameyraccoon1466
      @gameyraccoon1466 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you mean jacksfilms

  • @voxlvalyx
    @voxlvalyx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Ugh, Family Dollar. There used to be one in town about 12 miles from where I live (yes, in America). They were put out of business by Dollar General, which is basically the same thing. Both are weird grocery stores in large rectangular buildings made of corrugated sheet metal and the *entire* building smells like the laundry detergent isle. Inside, you'll find one depressed checkout clerk and the white-trashiest people you've ever seen. Their holiday decorations for sale are decent at best.
    Interestingly enough, both stores have 'Dollar' in the name, but aren't actually dollar stores.

    • @RQBtv
      @RQBtv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here in Florida, the ratio of Family Dollars to Dollar Generals is like 1:50.

    • @lotadfat3497
      @lotadfat3497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      'Dollar' stores here are lies lmfao. Everything is $1+ not just a dollar

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lotadfat3497 Dollar Tree has everything for $1.

    • @matcha6710
      @matcha6710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Swiftbow which is why it's automatically the best. The one where I live even has those Poundland-esque microwave sandwiches that Stuart seems to love (as long as the buns are toasted).

  • @thamas_420
    @thamas_420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    In 2019 cobi is actually quite good

    • @dejanjakobovic9803
      @dejanjakobovic9803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @thamas_420
      @thamas_420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Samson Themighty it is

    • @greenleafgaming6933
      @greenleafgaming6933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Samson Themighty it is

    • @thamas_420
      @thamas_420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @RandomDDA40X yea i got all the tank sets, its well worth the money.

    • @purpleYamask
      @purpleYamask 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, real good military replica stuff

  • @somdude3699
    @somdude3699 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I'm going to go build myself a police car, and then after that I'm going to put this Lego kit together" love that line

  • @mike.94
    @mike.94 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I totaly respect Cobi. Not only it's from my homeland but they are doing their own stuff, many miliatary sets and everythinh with lot of their own pieces. This one particular set is part of great line of sets based of Battle of Grunwald. Oh, Cobi is caring about customers. Mail them and will send you missing part

  • @thetrumoo1532
    @thetrumoo1532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Don’t worry ashens, cobi now has really nice sets with NO PARTS MISSING!

  • @SamnissArandeen
    @SamnissArandeen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Family Dollar Services" Yup, it was sent from America. Family Dollar and Dollar Tree are our versions of Poundland and 99p Stores.
    That's cleared that one up, I presume.

    • @SamnissArandeen
      @SamnissArandeen 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      I send this message from the very bottom of the Mohole. Yes, I managed to screw **that** one up.

    • @bee2bee880
      @bee2bee880 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heard they tried to send a rescue mission. Didn't even get get past 150 meters above sea level.

    • @elizabethshaw734
      @elizabethshaw734 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, not cleared up as Family Dollar Store sells their items for less than a dollar and more than a dollar. Dollar Tree sells everything in the store for a dollar or less. That's cleared that one up, I presume. :-)

    • @elizabethshaw734
      @elizabethshaw734 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Elizabeth Shaw so Family Dollar Stores cannot be related to 99 pence shops or Poundland.

    • @NoName-nh3rz
      @NoName-nh3rz 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      There isnt one in my town they went out of buissness its now a new town hall

  • @Cyann33andaThird
    @Cyann33andaThird 9 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    sigh. i am polish, so my grandparents have bought me countless cobi sets... *Sigh* old people will never learn...

    • @Cyann33andaThird
      @Cyann33andaThird 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      cobis are TERRIBLE quality

    • @cadenrobl473
      @cadenrobl473 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Clean my toilet plz

    • @Cyann33andaThird
      @Cyann33andaThird 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Caden Robl why?

    • @castillocaden
      @castillocaden 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The WW2 sets I've purchased are pretty great quality. I'd go as far to say that they are just less well made as Lego. But maybe the ones that get shipped to other countries such as the U.S. Have better quality control.

    • @Rodzyniastyyyy
      @Rodzyniastyyyy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Caden Castillo Not quite. The sets that Kirby is talking about were much older, like 10-12 years ago. They had really nice designs of vechicles but quality of bricks was pretty damn bad. Ugh and these minifigs.

  • @foufoufun
    @foufoufun 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    14:04 this is now my new wallpaper.

    • @LifeBulb
      @LifeBulb 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's perfect! xD

  • @Eucep
    @Eucep 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Actually got some of the newer Cobi sets now, Small Army, World War 2 series, they are actually pretty darn good. Minifigs however are surely worthy of a good laugh.

    • @FedorovAvtomat
      @FedorovAvtomat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Eucep
      They even managed to pick up a World of Tanks endorsement.

    • @NoName-nh3rz
      @NoName-nh3rz 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      FML

    • @crazyepicfortnitegamer8426
      @crazyepicfortnitegamer8426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dreadnought I own a M4A1 from them, it's really high quality, while the minifigs are something else to be desired.

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do they have fire station sets?

  • @ricedonut6567
    @ricedonut6567 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "It was suppose to have boats and gallions and NINJAS and all that kind of stuff!"
    AC IV black flag anyone?

    • @sabinekine2737
      @sabinekine2737 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Neat! I read this comment exactly as he said the words, totally by coincidence. Perfect timing, woo!

    • @ricedonut6567
      @ricedonut6567 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Serban Kline Haha nice!

    • @theaether3124
      @theaether3124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Emmanuel Corral and blackjack and hookers!

    • @liamslayout2726
      @liamslayout2726 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @nukiradio
    @nukiradio 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Tatco. TATCO. I think my work here is done.

    • @IneedmoresubsOnline
      @IneedmoresubsOnline 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The exit is CLOSED.

    • @Savannah_Simpson
      @Savannah_Simpson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He literally mentions it in the video. Your work is plagiarism.

  • @robertcornhole5197
    @robertcornhole5197 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    13:48
    Now we know why the Tatco Pirate has that terrified stare...he's surrounded by maniacs!

  • @DarkestVampire92
    @DarkestVampire92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hard to believe Cobi is actually a legit company these days making high quality, original sets.

  • @Quirky_QF
    @Quirky_QF 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    7:44 How nice, Jay Leno has his own knock off Lego figure.

  • @MrMadtv123
    @MrMadtv123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    " do you want to take his hat off?" - *proceeds to disembowel the poor bastard* xD

    • @legobrickabrac
      @legobrickabrac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Woma produce the parts for Block tech and the hat sits high because it's ment to be for the figs that have a hole in the head.

  • @opus96chamberchoir67
    @opus96chamberchoir67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "He has seen horrors many men would not imagine one of which is his collar " I started laughing the moment I heard Ashens say that

  • @owlxprss3688
    @owlxprss3688 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Do you want to take his hat off?"
    *torso and head pop off*
    "And that is his face."

  • @GmodPlusWoW
    @GmodPlusWoW 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I dunno if it's just me, but Ashens has a voice that would actually be amazing for telling a bedtime story or something; there;s just something smooth about it that would make him a great narrator.

  • @paulmares9815
    @paulmares9815 11 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    OMG, that ending XD
    I really laughed out loud! Especially with that manical tune :D

    • @kdemon17
      @kdemon17 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @paulmares9815
      @paulmares9815 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      kdemon17
      Exactly!
      "This is not a man who combats fire. This is the man who starts fires... probably with his mind."
      XD

    • @user-es5ce5jb6p
      @user-es5ce5jb6p 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG am I crazy or he looks just like Simon Pegg.......WTF xD

  • @extremelymoist6661
    @extremelymoist6661 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    'Well, I'm gonna make myself a police car! Then after that, I'm gonna put this Lego Kit together!'

  • @SnickersTS
    @SnickersTS 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That smiling face was beautiful. I laughed at him, so hopefully he won't hurt me too badly.

  • @drackar
    @drackar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Tatco. That's...amazing.

  • @GreatSteamingCatBox
    @GreatSteamingCatBox 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "It's like MC Eshers scaffolding"
    ffs could not stop laughing..

  • @Skriak
    @Skriak 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that the guns on the robot's knees are just firing in every direction other than where you'd want them to.

  • @quickattackfilms7923
    @quickattackfilms7923 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:55 That legitimately freaked me out haha

    • @andreawright8836
      @andreawright8836 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      plus.google.com/114186659134758269296/posts/QJemzpBueGuQJEMZPBUEGU

  • @manifestman132
    @manifestman132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cobi is actually pretty good about replacing parts if you contact them. A bit late for this one but for future reference.

  • @baldeaglenor7156
    @baldeaglenor7156 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Cobi actually makes some pretty cool military Legos.

    • @MasterExploder61
      @MasterExploder61 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Falcon Plays They're "cool" because they're mostly based on real designs. The white bird on red was part of an older version of the Polish coat-of-arms. Also included is the Holy Roman Empire, Hungary, Russia and Teutonic Knights. Though what amused me was the presence of the sun figure Inti, which was unknown until South America was in the process of being discovered.

    • @baldeaglenor7156
      @baldeaglenor7156 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Miami Storm Column I think you took my comment a little bit too seriously. XD

    • @lemmegetuuuuhhhh8508
      @lemmegetuuuuhhhh8508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alot of stores should stop doing own brands 🌎🌍🌏

    • @jarlfenrir
      @jarlfenrir 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not "a bird", it's an eagle!
      :P

  • @ejej3000
    @ejej3000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I felt so proud when the Cobi set came up. I can read it and Ashens can't :P

  • @chriscrossan8034
    @chriscrossan8034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is not a man who combats fires, this is a man who starts fires. Probably with his mind.
    Folded me like a map.

  • @bitchy-cryptid
    @bitchy-cryptid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Next, something different! And by that I mean something very similar."
    That should be the slogan for every iPhone marketing campaign lmao

  • @MathewHaswell
    @MathewHaswell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There are actual small Lego vehicles that use "chassis-lumps" like that . They're either featured as part of a larger set, or sold individually in boxes and polybags for about £5.

  • @HavenMarches
    @HavenMarches 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:39 I'm freaking dying on the other side of the 4th wall

  • @tsu_comics8652
    @tsu_comics8652 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Krzyżacki mur obronny - Knights of the cross' rampart
    Piechór Pruski - Prussian foot soldier

  • @2pmachine
    @2pmachine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Mutant lemon sucker" best quote ever

  • @lukebishop5219
    @lukebishop5219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Im gonna be genuinely honest. I went to worcester when i was a kid (about 6 years ago) and went into this toy shop. I found all these cobi fake lego medieval things and for some god foresaken reason i decided to bust all my money on that horrifying cannon in that video. I paid £7.99 for that monstrosity which im never getting back.

  • @Elli813
    @Elli813 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i laughed so hard when u were describing the guys' faces i started choking and i literally felt like i waS ABOUT TO DIE! well at least it was hilarious and totally worth it

  • @LegoDude2465
    @LegoDude2465 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Mensasor and Defensor...
    They just stole combiner names from Transformers!

    • @zuttoaragi8349
      @zuttoaragi8349 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CHRISBRICKZ I'm glad SOMEBODY noticed it.

    • @gresho5353
      @gresho5353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And tracker was an autobot.

    • @frostfreakgaming6146
      @frostfreakgaming6146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only comment I could find about that

    • @gwenc1371
      @gwenc1371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the logo for it is suspiciously similar to the old Transformers: Robots in Disguise logo....

  • @ZobmieRules
    @ZobmieRules 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    WOMA? Sounds like another stupid internet copyright bill.

    • @shirtymop6463
      @shirtymop6463 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +ZobmieRules White Old Men Against... Some sort of copy of SOPA

    • @IitzAdamly
      @IitzAdamly 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Captions on coma

    • @rsoul7282
      @rsoul7282 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ZobmieRules it is actually a species of python native to Australia.

  • @LordSmuggington
    @LordSmuggington 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The face of that one figurine reminds me of Lennyface.

  • @Xanzulo
    @Xanzulo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is it weird that I absolutely laughed my ass off at the fire truck driver?

  • @nates9536
    @nates9536 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "This is not a man who stops fires, this is a man who starts them... probably with his mind" I'm dying

  • @Zastier
    @Zastier 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cobi is actually quite big in Poland, they go as far as having TV commercials on international TV...

  • @crazykirby97
    @crazykirby97 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that's not even a rock on the boxart that's a piece of fried chicken
    EDIT: I meant on the first one

  • @kmpeeskimo6359
    @kmpeeskimo6359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:09 wow... that actually just described my mental health

  • @XephreWolf
    @XephreWolf 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit, that box art, and you flip it over, and the face moves! It's like they're intentionally trying to give kids nightmares.

  • @torque-drive2488
    @torque-drive2488 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The mutant lemon sucker killed me

  • @TCWordz
    @TCWordz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0~3 grumpy onions.

  • @Lomhow
    @Lomhow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:11 if you look closely, the hat is actually a LEGO fireman's hat, but backwards for an increased swag effect.

    • @Lomhow
      @Lomhow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      12:00 "Such is life" Ned Kelly quote

  • @icecreamtub123
    @icecreamtub123 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I lost it at "Tatco".

  • @mikemaxim
    @mikemaxim 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I lose it every time lol I have to challenge myself not to laugh at these. I fail EVERY TIME

  • @cbrady860
    @cbrady860 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    the green robot thing literally looked like the company found a random mix on excess bits left over from various sets over the years and just kinda put something together all fast and haphazardly and said " f&@k it good enuff boys ready the boxes" lol

  • @jdlenl
    @jdlenl 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I looked really closely at the Polish nonlegoes and I was really confused.
    You see, they *actually say "LEGO" on the studs in clearly-marked LEGO font.*
    fucking poles always stealing car tires and now legoes

    • @BGIBNEY1
      @BGIBNEY1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      UM its lego not legos

    • @jdlenl
      @jdlenl 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gibbers1495 + red4702 Oh, I'm sorry, clearly you must have some sort of English degree to know the proper plural form of LEGO. :l

    • @-mcpie-6802
      @-mcpie-6802 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hasbro copies lego(but has much different and much more articulated figures and other unique bricks), MegaBlocks copies lego too, but is that necessary to use that stereotype about poles(unless you are racist)?

    • @ejej3000
      @ejej3000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It clearly says COBI. Also, I don't like you because you're rude to Poles.

    • @jdlenl
      @jdlenl 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1955Melman poles are rude to my tires.

  • @zeenasty
    @zeenasty 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    family dollar is a store in America that sell cheap tat for a few dollars

    • @wolliveryoutube
      @wolliveryoutube 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least everything in my local one [before it shut down] actually sold for one dollar.

    • @zeenasty
      @zeenasty 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** interesting! The one I saw in Pennsylvania wasn't like that.

    • @brandons.1046
      @brandons.1046 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mine in northern Ohio is all one dollar.

    • @zeenasty
      @zeenasty 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brandon Swader Really? Huh, the one's I've seen don't... pretty interesting.

    • @PocketWolf88
      @PocketWolf88 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Better than dollar tree

  • @aperry8810
    @aperry8810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:04 A balcony to nowhere, the cover version of stairway to heaven

  • @camdengoetz241
    @camdengoetz241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is not a man who combats fire this is a man who starts fires

  • @dylanmilne6683
    @dylanmilne6683 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Here's the man who drives the fire car"
    *Figure stares eerily with a grin that has seen the unthinkable*
    "This is not a man who combats fires, this is a man who starts fires, probably with his mind"

  • @callumrobertson1081
    @callumrobertson1081 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0-3 overly melancholy onions

  • @floopsfooglyfunhouse8797
    @floopsfooglyfunhouse8797 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:40 I didn't know the made Lego Jay Leno sets.

  • @regimiro4888
    @regimiro4888 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0-3 Sad Onions then 5+ right next to it xD

  • @CarryLarry
    @CarryLarry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm glad my parents bought me knock-off Lego from time to time in order to sate my *CONSTRUCTION URGES*.
    I had only a little bit less "fun" than I would with the name brand stuff, but my dad never had to work overtime to afford it.

  • @TheGreatMoonFrog
    @TheGreatMoonFrog 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still better than the hostel I stayed at in Newfoundland where I could feel shit (I assume bedbugs) crawling on my all night and where the guy in the bed next to me threw up. Good memories.

  • @Daniel_115
    @Daniel_115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    grunwald battle is historical event for Poland. I know, beacuse I'm from Poland

  • @kedamono9212
    @kedamono9212 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:14 LAUGHING SOOOO HARD XD

  • @darkfire249
    @darkfire249 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    MechWarrior and a Lego knock-off made a baby

  • @nunny5070
    @nunny5070 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dear god, when there was a jump cut to the built thing, there was a war of colony ad and as soon as it finished, ashens said "my god, I've seen some shit in my day" XD

  • @amanwithnohat3948
    @amanwithnohat3948 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is, was and ever shall be my favourite Ashens video ever

  • @r3v4n21
    @r3v4n21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why in the hell us the polish knockoff named Grunwald. That sounds like Grunewald which was a concentration camp in WW2.

    • @RyanRyzzo
      @RyanRyzzo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Battle of Grunwald, 1410
      Polish and Lithuanian victory against those dastardly Teutonic Order folks.
      I think the description says: "Prussian(Teutonic) Footman"

    • @r3v4n21
      @r3v4n21 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      RyanRyzzo That makes way more sense

    • @metaldragoon9468
      @metaldragoon9468 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      O kurwa

    • @jarlfenrir
      @jarlfenrir 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never heard of grunwald concentration camp, are you sure you haven't mistaken anything? But I heard about two battles there. One in 1410, and the second one in 1914 between germany and russia (you might now that one as battle of Tannenberg).

  • @thrupert
    @thrupert 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cobi is owned by lego to make Military-type products so that lego doesn't get sued for making weapons.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's an interesting factoid. So one could get weapons for their normal lego sets by buying Cobi products and the quality should be very compatible.

    • @thrupert
      @thrupert 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oda Swifteye True. I firstly apologize for taking so long to respond, The last time-previous to the "Lego Star wars times" lego made a Military set. There was massive contriversy, and even with the current lego star wars, many complain abaout the guns.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      SamPlaysGAmes That seems very silly.

    • @wolliveryoutube
      @wolliveryoutube 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just bought Lego arm(ament)s from BrickArms, they're pretty high quality and have a lot of variety.

    • @jarlfenrir
      @jarlfenrir 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cobi is not owned by lego ;) Actually Lego was trying hard to shut down cobi's factories by suing them for everything they could.

  • @Sick_Sara
    @Sick_Sara 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *****
    Krzyżacki mur obronny - Crusader defense wall.

  • @AlecFortescue
    @AlecFortescue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those are good af. Actually based on a historical novel.

  • @jamesmcmahon7091
    @jamesmcmahon7091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cobi actually makes half decent military models

  • @ArinJager1
    @ArinJager1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'll just leave this here www.cracked.com/article_20025_5-world-famous-products-that-are-shameless-rip-offs.html :) have fun
    (edit: "compatible with other brands" ain't they f*ckin' got no shame?!)
    (edit 2: that's a bloody lego sand buggy exact copy! [except the wheels])

  • @TheNevada666
    @TheNevada666 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The COBI bricks is Cannon Nest with Prussian Footman In english. And it was created for the Battle of Grunwald anniversary or Battle of Tannenberg as you call it.

  • @TheSupersizemario
    @TheSupersizemario 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You have a part missing, AND THAT IS INEXCUSABLE! MEHH" lol

  • @TheMightyAyegor
    @TheMightyAyegor 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "This is not a man that fights fires, this is a man that fights fires."
    Sounds like a line from a movie about a corrupt fireman!

  • @JasperJanssen
    @JasperJanssen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That block tech construction worker has a perfectly normal lego head shape, but the face is printed higher than normal and the hat sits too high.

  • @jezgramusic
    @jezgramusic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh god, I remember I had one of those Tatco "pirate" sets. In fact, I think it was the same one you reviewed in this video... I don't know if I questioned its bizarre architecture when I was that young back then. I've no idea, it's all in pieces and mixed up with my brother's Lego box now anyway... and half missing, except for the weird conquistador-looking feller, who survives inexplicably.

  • @sine_0
    @sine_0 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ashens looks like a person I wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley.

  • @ThereMayBeLions
    @ThereMayBeLions 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:49 That is the most fearful police line up I've ever seen o.o

  • @E.Kastel
    @E.Kastel 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Polish set is really cool in its own little way. being some one who likes history I just loved looking at all those flags and the little Teutonic looking mini figure idea is pretty cool.

  • @pudloaf1391
    @pudloaf1391 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The simple-lego-smiley-face one is actually quite charming.

  • @jarlfenrir
    @jarlfenrir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cobi is great at resolving client complaints. Once I also was one piece short, they sent me one in a week and attached an extra minifigure. Quality of bricks is constantly improving, and it has like half of the price.

  • @babypolerpopster
    @babypolerpopster 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Combining those civil-war things and Lego...just perfect.

  • @evfist
    @evfist 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "This is not a man who combats fires, this is a man who starts fires"

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw those micro block thingies in the shop the other day, and they're ludicrously expensive! I think it was an aircraft carrier for £50!

  • @TNTLuver9
    @TNTLuver9 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "...-flip it over, and nothing changes."
    Except for the fact you see the back of the wall/cannon...

  • @MatiPryjomko
    @MatiPryjomko 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Bitwa pod Grunwaldem" was one of the only dates I'd remember during history tests in Poland.
    I live in England now, so that was useless. Still, at least Malbork Castle is nice.