Glass and Bone | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 8

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  • @praisethesun5800
    @praisethesun5800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2786

    I like to imagine that Clarence dies a little bit inside every time they make a bad pun

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      *praise the sun* - It's even worse when he can sense the sincerity in their minds. He knows that they honestly think it's funny, and he does not agree.

    • @gavinan6964
      @gavinan6964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      What do you mean by a 'bad' pun? All puns are the best of the best of jokes. Clarence is a hater, and you know what we do with haters - We dab on them.

    • @jennessabeckett3949
      @jennessabeckett3949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      He made it clear at the start he *HATES* puns.

    • @harrylane4
      @harrylane4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      It's even worse: he can read their minds. Every even worse pun that they thought of buy decided was too stupid even for VM would be projected to him.

    • @ryandowling3897
      @ryandowling3897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      So that's why he kept missing

  • @joshuaguanzon5678
    @joshuaguanzon5678 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3767

    Trinket falls...
    Vex:I would like to rage.

    • @draiic
      @draiic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      +Joshua Guanzon (In Grogs voice) xD

    • @ShaDowKirb0
      @ShaDowKirb0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Joshua Guanzon I call click bait

    • @eddvultures40
      @eddvultures40 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      That's how you multi class into a barbarian xD

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wait...by murdering bears??? 😨
      That sounds horribly inefficient....

    • @darkecofreak23
      @darkecofreak23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I love how worried Laura and Vex are for Trinket. You can hear it in her voice.

  • @2buildornot2build
    @2buildornot2build 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4887

    Matt's obvious pleasure in Vex figuring out she still has hunter's mark and can track the queen is the best thing ever

    • @PookieDaExzile
      @PookieDaExzile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@rishavchakravarty3577 Look we late to the party my guy, Lets just let it happen

    • @Beardpool1817
      @Beardpool1817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Was just going to say the same thing yassss!

    • @mybloodbeforehers
      @mybloodbeforehers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I just noticed the same thing and came to look and see if I was the only one that saw it lol

    • @Gremio16
      @Gremio16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@rishavchakravarty3577 my thoughts too, to point I went back and re-watched the end of Episode 7 to see. She did her attack then remembered she hadn't moved it to her, and never said she was going to even as her bonus action at the end. Then the queen teleported away, so I don't think the Queen had it on her. Though for purpose of story it worked nice, and it kind of, she forgot to use it before the attack, so maybe idea was that they all thought that she had then put it on after the attack, so let it slide?

    • @Gremio16
      @Gremio16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@rishavchakravarty3577 Oh, I am sure however they did it, he would have told them where she is, by either Hunters Mark or Keyleth using beast things, or Vex being in the underdark, whatever it is, they would have gotten there. I was just curious if she actually had done it. It is a nice touch really. I mean, fairly sure in the escape/damage/sleeping she should count as having lost concentration on the spell, but it makes it more fun for the game to let some things slide. "The Rule of Cool". Game I play in, DM often is willing to allow things for fun, our dual wielding fighter threw two hand axes at once, his argument being if he can fight with two swords equally, why can't he throw two axes. DM found idea fun so went with it. Plus, more fun to just run with these things anyway than totally stick to all rules all the time.

  • @abrown6539
    @abrown6539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1572

    The recap is from 15:47 to 17:25, at which point the game starts. It runs without break to 2:51:52.
    [I've been doing this for every episode. If you find them useful, or think others might, please leave a comment so they stay near the top where they can be found. Thank you.]

    • @maxliotine528
      @maxliotine528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      There you are, had to scroll a bit this time

    • @petehale3035
      @petehale3035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Back to the top. Thanks for doing this

    • @dh3001
      @dh3001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks for these; they're so useful.

    • @maeror1022
      @maeror1022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      :)

    • @PheonyxJay
      @PheonyxJay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you again

  • @joedabro9969
    @joedabro9969 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    "Disadvantage because you're wearing heavy armor" will be carved on Pikes tombstone.

  • @Jadeite811
    @Jadeite811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4714

    It's hilarious how Laura goes from aggressively caring for her fictional pet bear to constantly forgetting about her fictional pet traumatized weasel

    • @fplaysdm74
      @fplaysdm74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Let’s be real, she still forgot about Trinket until late C1 with the Pokéball

    • @mxd33n
      @mxd33n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      I mean bear vs weasel... bear easily outweighs weasel

    • @Peter-hx3im
      @Peter-hx3im 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Campaign 2 episode 106 (Ukatoah) is my favorite "forgot about her weasel" moment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @NarturArkano
      @NarturArkano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Let's be fair, Sprinkle has survived things that Trinket would never have, just because everyone forgets about him. Pretty sure it's an unnatural being at this point, just to make it make sense.

    • @aidsonblades
      @aidsonblades 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      when sprinkle gets an initiative and attacks, you see if she forgets

  • @JunkRatt1985
    @JunkRatt1985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2360

    I like how you can just tell what NPC Matt is acting as before he says anything with the ways he contorts his face and body language. Truly a glorious actor and DM.

    • @mr.e7541
      @mr.e7541 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He should become a voice actor

    • @rendogisawsome762
      @rendogisawsome762 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mr.e7541Yeah, he would be a really good voice actor.

  • @Nargon46
    @Nargon46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    The best thing about becoming a Critter this late is that I have immunity to week-long suspense checks

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Aye, til you get caught up all the way to the third campaign.

    • @python1972
      @python1972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah butt he downside is you're probably still not caught up after all this time

    • @paulisnotonice
      @paulisnotonice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Welp itl take me awhile pretty coool

    • @youshallnotpass567
      @youshallnotpass567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lol “and we’ll be taking a break for the next week” me: “oh no…. Anyways”

    • @Nargon46
      @Nargon46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@python1972 sorry for the 5 month reply delay but correct. As of now, I am on Campaign 2 Episode 31

  • @PadraicSmith
    @PadraicSmith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    I swear that Matt Mercer just holding 3 books and doing fingerguns is the best part of the intro after Scanlan's.

    • @crodthesorrysap4165
      @crodthesorrysap4165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Matt,Sam and travis's parts in the intro are so good. The others seem a little forced except maybe tiberius.

    • @jonahyogman6282
      @jonahyogman6282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@biot7175 what things?

    • @alexisonfireyoutube2994
      @alexisonfireyoutube2994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jonahyogman6282 gay things. I am very gay for her 😍

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@crodthesorrysap4165 Liam, Laura and Taliesin seem pretty close to how I imagine their characters honestly. If I'm going to get picky (Warning!) the ones that don't have their proper weapons do bother me. Ashley's shot is dead sexy and I feel bad for Marisha as hers is ruined by her trouble wielding the staff. The Matt Mercer one was cool but it's already lost some impact for me and I think it's because its dependent on the surprise factor.

    • @ocean7889
      @ocean7889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes, the fingerguns are life lmao

  • @katekursive1370
    @katekursive1370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    DM: It's scared of her.
    Pike, in a cute voice: Yeah! That's right!

  • @shadowrain1000
    @shadowrain1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2315

    17:25 - Game starts
    27:43 - So much for bros
    43:20 - Scanlan sings
    47:10 - Sam's OTP
    49:40 - Allura/Kima backstory
    1:26:26 - The crack
    1:28:40 - Tiberius eats cats?
    1:50:05 - Sam insults half the cast
    2:25:55 - Trinket is de-kittened and bursts out of Vex’s shirt
    2:28:40 - Trinket is unconscious and Laura is very upset
    2:31:15 - Sam “This is a grizzly situation” and NO ONE REACTS
    2:35:22 - Nobody understands Keyleth’s dislike of Kima
    2:39:00 - HDYWTDT
    2:51:50 - Game ends

    • @crodthesorrysap4165
      @crodthesorrysap4165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      You didn't have to do this, but you did it for other people. May god be with ye.

    • @b3a5t89
      @b3a5t89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      This needs all the likes

    • @thoronbar
      @thoronbar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Commenting to boost

    • @thedarkrebel3476
      @thedarkrebel3476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Need more people like you

    • @uwukotoa
      @uwukotoa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Blessing of Flando upon ye!

  • @Dillo64
    @Dillo64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1375

    Matt Mercer: Gives an epic 5 minute long speech telling a tale of might, magic, woe, and justice as he expands on what is clearly an incredibly deep character steeped in lore.
    Matt Mercer 30 seconds later: **goofy bear noises**

    • @burnthewitch_
      @burnthewitch_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Get you man who can do both.

    • @ShadowyFox_86
      @ShadowyFox_86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      D&D in a nutshell

    • @xelj3294
      @xelj3294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Also Matt Mercer: *doin a funky dance* Ohhh abyssal abominations

  • @theworldaccordingtosamuel1752
    @theworldaccordingtosamuel1752 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1860

    Lol .love the dynamic of the group.
    "Is it a girl?""No its a guy""Ok then, then I'm calling it a girl to make fun of it"
    *pause...*
    *entire party starts yelling at Scanlon* lol

    • @StoneCorazon
      @StoneCorazon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      TheWorldAccordingToSamuel it was trigglypuffs

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Honestly, his logic convinced me. "I think that IT is a chauvinist!"
      Think about it, you're using a bigot's biases against them. It works because they're a bad person. It's beautiful.

    • @5pid597
      @5pid597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      if this was said now cancelled but if roles reversed and called a girl a guy as an insult fine also chauvinist so can't hate

    • @AtlasNL
      @AtlasNL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@5pid597 Sure bud

    • @zeerow17
      @zeerow17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@AtlasNL It’s probably true. You can disagree about the value judgment without gaslighting the poor bloke.

  • @JustTheTeep
    @JustTheTeep 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2887

    I'm so sad that no one laughed at Scanlan's "This is a Grizzly situation" joke, it was a goddamn masterpiece.

    • @Eorzat
      @Eorzat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Ikr? I definitely laughed out loud, but I think the mood was legit serious that no one really caught what he said.

    • @StevenS757
      @StevenS757 8 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      also the "bear chest" remark.

    • @Abelhawk
      @Abelhawk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I keep waiting for Clarota to get angry at the puns again. :D

    • @najangZ
      @najangZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was like
      SAM! You're Scanlan right now not Teddie! stop making bear puns lol

    • @eacey
      @eacey 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was ok

  • @hannibustoogfyrre6074
    @hannibustoogfyrre6074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2135

    I love the reaction whenever Matt says "how do you wanna do this?"
    It's like some kind of Pavlovian Conditioning.

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      I mean its basically the DM saying "think of the coolest way you can kill this guy using what you attacked with"

    • @idk49779
      @idk49779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      My zemnian (german) Dm says this too and no one besides him and me saw cr so far, but we all party when he says it... (This is also how I got into Cr)

    • @kevinfelton689
      @kevinfelton689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      In episode 1 Liam looks at the camera and says "We live to hear Matt say 'how do you want to do this.'"

    • @diversezebra6754
      @diversezebra6754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      To be fair, Dms have been doing this (to some extent or another) since 97 when I started playing. That being said, it is an ABSOLUTE hype moment for any party that is invested in a fight.

    • @serbian88
      @serbian88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As the show progresses and into s2 and probably s3 watch for the horns in battle music. Now that is Pavlovian reflex

  • @danceyjohnson1375
    @danceyjohnson1375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    I loved Matt's face when they were debating the size of the mending wheel, that motherly kind of look when he makes a face at Tiberius.
    That pause and then, "....Tiberius."

    • @MrRJPE
      @MrRJPE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Matt was smiling, but I believe he was thinking "Orion, are you fucking serious right now?" He's just too nice to actually say that.

    • @ccRask
      @ccRask 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Matt was definitely withholding annoyance, lol. What Tiberius was doing-- logistics aside-- was stealing a rp moment from Ashley. I've played with people like this... don't know when to let others have the spotlight.

    • @adamwest1138
      @adamwest1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@ccRask They're the worst, we just kicked one of those out of the group, our DM had bought in a character from one player's past and he actually said 'I hate this character and I don't care about her backstory, so I'm going to everlund'. The DM ended up having to split the party purely because this didn't directly involve him.

    • @ccRask
      @ccRask 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@adamwest1138 jfc.... kicking people is such a pain and heartache, even if it's for the better. I'm glad you got rid of them but sorry you had to have to do that. Wish people could just get it through their heads that not everything is about them/their character.

    • @adamwest1138
      @adamwest1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@ccRask It was extra hard since he's a friend we've had for 20 years, but no one at the table was having fun with him there. Thankfully we're still friends, he just comes over for board games now. DnD is alot more enjoyable now

  • @rittennis8188
    @rittennis8188 7 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Ashley: "I touch her... arm."
    Sam: Looks disappointed as hell when he hears this.

  • @simonjohnston3100
    @simonjohnston3100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    "Grief speaks before sense" - such wisdom

    • @DasSpaceAce
      @DasSpaceAce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just wait. The Eldritch Deity gets the chance to _really_ shine with his wisdom as the zen cow-dad.

  • @groofay
    @groofay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    Pike is like, the ultimate soccer mom. "You can do it, honey! There's always next time! *hugs*"

    • @jcb3393
      @jcb3393 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      1:57:50 - "Pike is just an inspirational poster today!"

  • @HostileBrownie99
    @HostileBrownie99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1734

    The look of disappointment on Matt’s face when they made the joke about Kima and Clarota was friggin priceless

    • @tigerlilly5849
      @tigerlilly5849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      HostileBrownie when was this I missed it 😅

    • @delightfulbanana
      @delightfulbanana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@tigerlilly5849 46:55 ^^

    • @tigerlilly5849
      @tigerlilly5849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Andrea Biagioni haha tysm 💜

    • @Venya9
      @Venya9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Almost sprayed my coffee on the screen when he said that

    • @jasonophee6153
      @jasonophee6153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I ship it

  • @bankasai3120
    @bankasai3120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2846

    Remember the time when Scanlan made a man give up on breathing?

    • @artsyebonyrose
      @artsyebonyrose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Good times

    • @BinTtown
      @BinTtown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@artsyebonyrose The only time in all my years of playing DnD that I have a seen a bard kill someone with that ability is here and TFS at the Table. Both....amazing stories and DM's (though Mercer is the best)

    • @artsyebonyrose
      @artsyebonyrose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@BinTtown honestly bards are underrated and underestimated as hell lmao

    • @BinTtown
      @BinTtown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@artsyebonyrose Yeah, I agree. But how often do you get to see them actually kill something with that power? Like never :P

    • @rhymeswithmoose228
      @rhymeswithmoose228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@BinTtown Killing someone with vicious mockery is every bard's true dream.

  • @ITLLBGRAND
    @ITLLBGRAND 5 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    That look on Matt's face when Laura remembered she could track the queen is priceless 😍

    • @MadScientistGuild
      @MadScientistGuild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ITLLBGRAND bruh she didn’t hunters mark her if she had the queen would have died

    • @dariensampson7913
      @dariensampson7913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@MadScientistGuild She did hunters mark but it was after her first attack. She then forgot that she had done it on her second attack.

    • @MichaelNNY
      @MichaelNNY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Except the spell Hunter's Mark doesnt give you some mystical sign in the sky or anything like that. What it does is give you advantage on tracking checks. So she cant just concentrate and point in a direction. She would somehow have to find tracks made by the queen and then follow them. The idea that she knows where she is by mystical feel is a complete misunderstanding of the spell. It also only lasts an hour, not 24 hours. I understand Matt going with the flow for dramatic effect, but thats wildly ignoring the the core rules. =)

    • @MichaelNNY
      @MichaelNNY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dariensampson7913 I dont know what hunters mark she was using but its not the Hunters Mark from 5e, that for sure =)

    • @svenlampe5715
      @svenlampe5715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      MichaelNNY 8 hours with 3rd spell slot, 24 hours with 5th level spell slot.

  • @Artrysa
    @Artrysa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    1:30:26 That is such a cool image. This platform of stone with a adventuring party on it. Floating above a desert of white bone, black obsidian and ancient, purple stone ruins. A single ball of light illuminating the surroundings of the party. And outside of their vision, there could be anything. It's utter darkness. Almost complete silence, in this vast, underground graveyard.

    • @Titoichi1986
      @Titoichi1986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The moment Matt finished with the description I paused the video and googled because I was curious someone drew that
      No results real bummer

    • @Artrysa
      @Artrysa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shame, it's really cool. Too bad i suck at drawing otherwise i'd do it.

  • @calebthompson8230
    @calebthompson8230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Commoners: *have 4 HP*
    Matt: "Kittens have 5 HP"
    Therefore, most commoners would lose a fight with a kitten

    • @dndprofessor
      @dndprofessor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Tbf commoners lose a fight against pretty much anything with stats. Even small animals

    • @allenqueen
      @allenqueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Have you ever fought a kitten? They scratch and bite even when they love you

    • @thecrypticautistic611
      @thecrypticautistic611 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Try giving a cat a pill

    • @simonwatkins3236
      @simonwatkins3236 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      good dodge.

    • @ankor7625
      @ankor7625 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      My friend is a doctor in an emergency hospital. According to him they needed to amputate a man's arm after a fight with a kitten. That is an extreme case, but still...

  • @InnerUtopia
    @InnerUtopia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1905

    Hi I'm here over 3 years too late but I'm watching Critical Role for the first time and let me just say that "This is a grizzly situation" was SUCH an overlooked joke in the moment and both Scanlan and Sam need to be protected at all costs.

    • @leomoon2
      @leomoon2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol yes he does

    • @peterlopez2388
      @peterlopez2388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Couldn't agree more. Came from harmonsquest and this is waaaay better

    • @LordKazake443
      @LordKazake443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Welcome to the fam!

    • @EnDSchultz1
      @EnDSchultz1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Glad to see new people are still discovering this crazy and amazing show. Enjoy the ride!

    • @purplelily2608
      @purplelily2608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here. Lol.

  • @nathanharmon8971
    @nathanharmon8971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    Man, when Travis is gone the group takes forever deciding what to do. They spent 20 minutes decided on whether to rest XD. It's nice when Grog just runs down a path rather than let the group deliberate about it.

    • @EnDSchultz1
      @EnDSchultz1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Because he starts getting impatient since Grog can't usually contribute to the decision making. In the second campaign, though, Travis' character may as well be the de facto leader of the group.

    • @notrod5341
      @notrod5341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I've always been of the opinion most, if not all (so long as the players are fine with it), campaigns benefit from an idiot character who can force the party's hand if they're indecisive.

    • @feyrieflight9481
      @feyrieflight9481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@notrod5341 My character, and another character, died (and failed all three death saves lol) after our impulsive/idiot character set off a trap. It was still fun, though. My new character attended my old character's funeral.

    • @MrBlorp-sf9ye
      @MrBlorp-sf9ye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Grog is just my MOST favorite character in the campaign. Second coming in a tie are Scanlan and Tiberius. Third is Trinket.

    • @MrBlorp-sf9ye
      @MrBlorp-sf9ye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Grog is just my MOST favorite character in the campaign. Second coming in a tie are Scanlan and Tiberius. Third is Trinket.

  • @BlunderMunchkin
    @BlunderMunchkin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2088

    Ah yes, back when the game was still casual enough that Travis could blow off a game to see the Avengers movie.

    • @HobbitPower1138
      @HobbitPower1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

      And now laura walks out of awards shows to play....

    • @OmniValor
      @OmniValor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

      @@HobbitPower1138 That was so fucking boss lol. I was actually watching the award show and CR at the same time waiting to see if she would win, and then she showed up on CR first!! I was like wtf?! lol

    • @deathless12345678
      @deathless12345678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@OmniValor could I get some context? Im new here

    • @GlebShvetsov
      @GlebShvetsov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      @@deathless12345678 in campaign 2 Laura Bailey (who plays Vex in this campaign) walked out of an award show that she had a chance of winning in order to be on Critical Role. she didn't end up winning an award, but it still shows how much their priorities have changed

    • @deathless12345678
      @deathless12345678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@GlebShvetsov i see thank you. If you have the award show name at hand i would love to know. I have become something of a fan boy in the last few weeks

  • @h0lycafe
    @h0lycafe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I got a healthy feet ad in the middle of them healing Vax's foot I am *dying* with laughter here

  • @mazie1874
    @mazie1874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1050

    I can just imagine Travis walking in and being like “what’s going on? What are we doing?” And everyone kinda being like “Well... we kinda lost you”

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Kind of makes it a good thing he went out to a movie this episode doesn't it?

    • @burningruin666
      @burningruin666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "..."
      "Again"

    • @corvus1253
      @corvus1253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He chose a movie over D&D... Tsk tsk.

    • @arrowb.8438
      @arrowb.8438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i feel like his response would just be "well im not surprised"

    • @tyree9055
      @tyree9055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Corvus Well, sitting through an entire 3 hour session doing nothing the whole time, would be kind of boring...

  • @MrElectricDreamMan
    @MrElectricDreamMan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    after re-watching this, I just now remembered the poor dwarf they left in the dungeon eating cheese. poor guy, never stood a chance against that lava.

    • @davewhite756
      @davewhite756 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      MrElectricDreamMan they also left dwarfs in a prison tent at the durrigar war camp

    • @darkbunny9994
      @darkbunny9994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      They give 0 shits about the captive dwarves.

    • @krispinkeyes7000
      @krispinkeyes7000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@darkbunny9994 As a lover of dwarves, this is very upsetting.

    • @toshomni9478
      @toshomni9478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      They were in the Underdark and constantly in danger of dying themselves but it is a little concerning how they didn't even seem to remember all the prisoners they didn't try to save.

    • @dadbodfitness9704
      @dadbodfitness9704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Actually they told the dwarves to sneak out after they left

  • @konstance13
    @konstance13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I don't know why Pike's "That's okay, we all start somewhere" cracks me up so much. She's such a sweetheart.

  • @tylermaendel8807
    @tylermaendel8807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    “I CAN USE MY HUNTERS MARK”
    Matt: about friggen time

    • @Hyde_Hill
      @Hyde_Hill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I checked. She didn't have it on the queen. She forgot to do it twice. So Matt was deciding if he was going to be forgiving or not/ trying to remember if she did it.

  • @Jedicake
    @Jedicake 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2054

    "This is a grizzly situation"
    Scanlan is no doubt the greatest.

    • @Kassuhday
      @Kassuhday 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      +Drew Peterson It was kinda overlooked but it was actually quite good XD

    • @jokerjonathan123
      @jokerjonathan123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sucks that it was an overlooked joke :(

    • @NiteSaiya
      @NiteSaiya 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "bear chest" gets a mention

    • @Incurafy
      @Incurafy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I laughed so hard when I saw it, but no one else got it or they just ignored him, lol. I love the tweets for it though. :p

    • @RoadtoOlympics
      @RoadtoOlympics 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I just want to be that guy and point out that she did not transfer the hunters mark to the Queen because she forgot to do so before attacking in the previous battle. It is in fact on the dead king. Derp derp.

  • @TwistedScarlett60
    @TwistedScarlett60 8 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    If only Scanlan beat the monster with his Savage Insults, I would have died of laughter. "How do you want to do this?" "I INSULT HIS MOTHER!"

    • @MartinBerisso
      @MartinBerisso 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ye... why scanlan affects with his words ppl that do not speak his language is ... a bit weird right?

    • @jennessabeckett3949
      @jennessabeckett3949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Did you watch the last episode? He killed a guy by viciously mocking him to death.

    • @spencercox7931
      @spencercox7931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yo momma so ugly, her charisma's a zero!
      creature: freaking dies.

    • @Jxrts
      @Jxrts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's just like: you ugly you ugly ur mama says u ugly

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Martin Berisso With high enough Charisma (as well as certain vocal tones and gestures) compliments and insults _transcend language barriers_ .

  • @Shepard312
    @Shepard312 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1422

    Why are people calling Trinket useless? I hear he gives expert massages, so he can't be that useless. Yeah?

    • @johndavidson2365
      @johndavidson2365 8 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      didnt he pull the one character out of the lava last episode?

    • @Shepard312
      @Shepard312 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I believe so, yes.

    • @johndavidson2365
      @johndavidson2365 8 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      So not useless, just under utilized!

    • @TheClassySeal
      @TheClassySeal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Matt actually mentions it in one of the interviews. Something along the lines of "she has a bear to protect her, but she never uses it." It was something about how devastated she would be if trinket died.

    • @alexanderwilkins222
      @alexanderwilkins222 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Shepard312 and he's adorable

  • @Reepicheep-1
    @Reepicheep-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    2:18:00 "Can I throw lightning and not hit Tiberius?"
    "No."
    (chuckle of collateral damage calculation, should I do it anyway...)

  • @coranbaker6401
    @coranbaker6401 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1173

    Honestly, Percy makes such little impact in both conversation and battle that I forget he's there half the time. It's nice to see him take center stage for once.

    • @sailtheplains
      @sailtheplains 8 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      This. The rogues steamroll over everyone else. Its cool when the others get to step up. I like Percy. I want to see more of Percy

    • @joshuaspector8182
      @joshuaspector8182 8 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      he definitely has his moments. a lot of times I agree, but he isn't useless by far.

    • @Th3R4junC4jun
      @Th3R4junC4jun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Percy kicked so much ass last episode he just doesn't do a bunch of dumb shit

    • @TheSvmurai
      @TheSvmurai 8 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      oh, his character gets better, don't you worry your sweet heads.

    • @patrickmerlin2001
      @patrickmerlin2001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      He's the stoic badass. He doesn't need to talk.

  • @logicmage241
    @logicmage241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    Percy: "Lady Kima, as I'm sure you know, grief speaks before sense-"
    *clearly trying to get Keyleth to stop*
    Keyleth: All I'm saying, Lady Kima, is..."
    *immediate look of frustration/defeat from Taliesin*

    • @luisvazquez4397
      @luisvazquez4397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      51:28
      Keylith's soapbox moment begins here. What an imbecil...

    • @eremundead6321
      @eremundead6321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Wouldn't call her an imbecile. But that was a really awkward and pretty soapbox-y

    • @django3422
      @django3422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Just watch Laura's face throughout Keyleth's soapbox rants. Absolutely hilarious and takes away a lot of the awkward tension.

    • @ThePsh07
      @ThePsh07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Cringey Keyleth at it again. 😬

    • @MrRJPE
      @MrRJPE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      She has some moments like this in Campaign 2 as well. I think it's a Marisha thing, not a Keyleth thing.

  • @colesilva7732
    @colesilva7732 7 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    Kima: I am a woman of action
    Tiberius: Ah, well it looks like we have something in common!
    Me: TIBERIUS IS A WOMAN OF ACTION?!?

    • @funeraloak7422
      @funeraloak7422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yes of course

    • @xWinterstarex7
      @xWinterstarex7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If it was scanlan i'd say it was since she's a woman of action, scanlan likes women in action...he likes action with women.

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hard to tell with dragonborn. Best not to make assumptions.

    • @conmanreloaded4249
      @conmanreloaded4249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      El Bruce well Tibs can get a half chub so safe to say hes a dude

    • @michaeliglesias2806
      @michaeliglesias2806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I laughed too hard at this

  • @Eldar_Kenobi_Cosplay
    @Eldar_Kenobi_Cosplay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    Vax: Lady Keema, Clarota, may I suggest you take the first watch?
    Scanlan: *gasps* What if they start f***ing?
    I laughed so hard!!!🤣

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    when healing clarota, scanlan should sing "I bless the brain down in Clarota"

    • @crodthesorrysap4165
      @crodthesorrysap4165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I bless the dice for vex ahlia!

    • @twinkiesnails8857
      @twinkiesnails8857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Or a take on insane in the membrane

    • @josephtaylor1842
      @josephtaylor1842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lahvi's Delivery Service to the tune of insane in the membrane "All's okayyy with the mindflayyyyy"

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *TOTO INTENSIFIES*

    • @Misadventures_85
      @Misadventures_85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      some verses about healing Clarota to the tune of The Knack's "My Sharona" 😄🎵🎻🎸

  • @jessicazimmer8910
    @jessicazimmer8910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "In Draconia, those are snacks!" LMAO.
    I love how all the girls are immediately lost to Kitten!Trinket. :D

  • @AugmentedSmurf
    @AugmentedSmurf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The amount of pure stress Laura goes through every time Trinket is in peril is incredible, and this episode nearly led me to tears as well, due to that.

  • @erichammer2751
    @erichammer2751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    When Kaylin said "Nothing good is ever tentacle-y," it looked for a second that Matt was going to respond as Clarota.

    • @Matty13808
      @Matty13808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I saw that! Someone else started talking and I think that’s the only reason he didn’t. I would’ve loved to hear what Clarota had to say lol

    • @gameguru7575
      @gameguru7575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was listening to this during work, and i got to that part, i expected him to, but also i expected someone to make it dirty.

    • @youshallnotpass567
      @youshallnotpass567 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      lol Clarota: “dude I’m right here!”

  • @pickerplayer476
    @pickerplayer476 8 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    I'm realizing Ashley's immediate response to a poor role is to stuff her mouth full of food. I feel you, girl.

  • @ullinnofthesouth10
    @ullinnofthesouth10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I love how Matt was firm as a DM in this episode. He usually is, but he was like "F the BS" in this episode.

  • @Too-Much-Caffeine
    @Too-Much-Caffeine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    honestly of all the people most in tune with there character Sam gets so into scanlan its fucking great. Everytime I see his shit eating grin I wanna go out for drinks and shit. dudes awesome

    • @sLeEpYrOcK1
      @sLeEpYrOcK1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      and shit where though? in another barracks? :P

  • @CodexRising
    @CodexRising 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Sam: "Yeah, well I'm so demeaning, I call it a girl"
    Ashley & Laura: So you have chosen death

  • @adoringfan1226
    @adoringfan1226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Scanlan: Are you stuck like this?
    Tiberius the God: No, I can change back anytime I want but I really like how I look.

  • @Fyreflier
    @Fyreflier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    28:00
    Scanlan: *unaffected by Pike/Vex/Keyleth outrage*
    Percy: you'll have to go paying for it alone
    Scanlan: oh wait good point nvm

  • @silentdoe8369
    @silentdoe8369 8 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Well of course Travis had to see The Avengers. He voices Thor in a lot of the animated series

    • @OrphanHart
      @OrphanHart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Just voicing something doesn't mean they're fans of what they did work on. They haven't played all the games they've voiced in or watched all the anime they've been in. It's a job. Super heroes just happen to be awesome and Travis likes them. Even if he wasn't Thor or Hulk I'm sure he'd go see the movie.

    • @johndavidson2365
      @johndavidson2365 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Not to mention his character is actually awol, so he would be bored out of his mind waiting to play again

    • @dustinsmith8785
      @dustinsmith8785 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      You don't think they knew he would be gone so Matt devised a way to remove him for the time being and at the same time progress the story?

    • @thomascooper48
      @thomascooper48 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The dude is actually Thor he hides it really fuckin well

  • @izzaacalley
    @izzaacalley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    So here I am in 2020 and I’ve noticed that Matt Mercer doesn’t say “kind of” anymore when he is describing things he can’t quite picture he’s just gotten even better. It has also made me realize I say “sort of” when dming as a habit from watching CR. Matt has gotten so much better at his craft

    • @andrewpeli9019
      @andrewpeli9019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I noticed the same thing. Some of the sequences, such as when they were escaping the Druegar war-camp, were pretty sloppy. You don't see that these days. He's improved a lot.

    • @diversezebra6754
      @diversezebra6754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      'Sort/kind of', 'just', and 'like' are stalling transitions for descriptions. And considering they are not exactly used to being ON CAMERA or playing this nerd game (before it was widely accepted), I don't blame him at all.

    • @misscutenar2333
      @misscutenar2333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@diversezebra6754 I dont think they were attacking him then, they were just saying that he has gotten EVEN BETTER, getting more used to camera presence and bringing his world to life even more. He has always been amazing at it though

    • @diegocfq
      @diegocfq 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice, does he change "find purchase" too?

    • @ThisisCitrus
      @ThisisCitrus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@diversezebra6754 "nerd game" Yikes kid, the 80s called and wants it's ignorance back.

  • @ThatKarin
    @ThatKarin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Pike and Scanlan's interactions are the best. I love that kind of pure soul x blatant perv dynamic. so entertaining!

    • @colehuston4510
      @colehuston4510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you horny dog

    • @crodthesorrysap4165
      @crodthesorrysap4165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah.... pure..... (remembers when pike slits someones throat)

  • @colleenrutledge6001
    @colleenrutledge6001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    47:21 I LOVE Liam's "Rated M for mature." voice. It's perfect.

  • @nicolewolfcry7408
    @nicolewolfcry7408 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The look on Mat's face when Laura realizes the she can use her hunter's mark to track the queen. Straight up pride that she realized it!

  • @santiagokamerbeek5374
    @santiagokamerbeek5374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I´m amazed at how Trinket is so loved by everyone... and they never remember him... god damn it, YOU HAVE A BEAR AT YOUR SIDE!!!!

    • @0Bonaparte
      @0Bonaparte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sprinkle?

    • @nosiree7104
      @nosiree7104 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "so loved by everyone" flash forward to Scanlan feeding it a poisoned hotdog. Lol

    • @AmandaDavis6130
      @AmandaDavis6130 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Honestly it’s a frequent thing with animal companions - the ranger in my group keeps forgetting her panther.

  • @guardedbard5144
    @guardedbard5144 9 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    I felt Laura's heartbreak when Trinket fell unconscious. No one should ever bear the loss of a good companion.

    • @DrossPedantic
      @DrossPedantic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      +James Robbins "Bear" the loss. :P

    • @guardedbard5144
      @guardedbard5144 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      As Scanlin spoke it was a grizzly moment for the party. But I do think that trinket is a valued member of the party.

    • @homusnihil7883
      @homusnihil7883 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      James Robbins Man, she took it so seriously it made even me feel bad.

    • @RogaineForEwoks
      @RogaineForEwoks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah, the whole scene nearly clawed my heart out. Felt like I was in the maw of despair.

    • @EldritchGoddess
      @EldritchGoddess 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +James Robbins no, bad, bad pun

  • @XcZeus3469
    @XcZeus3469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    27:45
    Scanlan: Let's agree to leave Grog. He was good friend.
    Ladies: SCANLAN!!

    • @funeraloak7422
      @funeraloak7422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Wow! You said exactly what happened without adding anything! So funny and useful and needed!

    • @XcZeus3469
      @XcZeus3469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@funeraloak7422 Wow! You pointed out the obvious without adding anything! So informative and useful and needed!
      Did you never stop and think some people enjoy the funny bits and need a useful timestamp to find it you half-witted asshat?

    • @rcloft86
      @rcloft86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@XcZeus3469 i wouldnt worry about the bitter comments of a miserable turnip. Ignore it and it will go away!!

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's especially good since Grog is Pike's best friend and Scanlan is trying to get into Pike's pants.

    • @alexotero7105
      @alexotero7105 ปีที่แล้ว

      And then Percy persuades him with the fact that he would be going to whorehouses alone😂

  • @jonathanblaine4121
    @jonathanblaine4121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Yep, that there's a Nopemonster. Native to the plane of Fuckthatshit.

    • @funeraloak7422
      @funeraloak7422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’m out

    • @johnbuscher
      @johnbuscher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@funeraloak7422 I see you may be interested in my car: the Out-y 5000.

    • @hazylittlecherry
      @hazylittlecherry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Get in loser's we're going noping.

    • @omegawatches6764
      @omegawatches6764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I have accepted “Nopemonster” as the canonical name of that *thing*

    • @dragonslibrary9207
      @dragonslibrary9207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You are now entering the town of GetTheFuckOut, population absolutely fucking nobody because they all either left or died

  • @93clayb
    @93clayb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    34:45 to see the moment that Matt became so proud that Laura finally used Hunter's Mark correctly

  • @1ManJusticeLeague
    @1ManJusticeLeague 8 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    1:50:10 DISADVANTAGE ON *YOU,* DISADVANTAGE ON YO' *COW,* DISADVANTAGE ON YO' *WHOLE FAMILY*

    • @jennessabeckett3949
      @jennessabeckett3949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know it's good when you can't say it without laughing

    • @KerriB
      @KerriB ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated comment 😂

  • @alexv3357
    @alexv3357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    It occurs to me that they aren't collecting scalps for extra gold

    • @funke75
      @funke75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      true, but like Matt said in an earlier episode "The bag of holding is not a refrigerator"

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      So? They easily could have made scalp jerky and taken that back with them

    • @S_047
      @S_047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@alexv3357 brilliant.
      Matt: ... *visible confusion* .... okay. Roll for... uh.. survival?

    • @Zilegil
      @Zilegil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They wouldn’t do well in Baldur’s Gate 1 I guess

    • @veggiebacon9243
      @veggiebacon9243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      They also never brought back the promised ale to the guards right?

  • @Jevonater
    @Jevonater 8 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Marisha: Nothing tentacle-y is good
    Liam: This is not a JRPG

    • @soldier1stclass640
      @soldier1stclass640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good thing too,just imagine a D&D Malboro...no one is safe

  • @Roma-kp4qg
    @Roma-kp4qg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    I wish Percy spoke up more, he sounds really level-headed and smart

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Yeah we don't hear enough from Percival thus far and I'm hoping he ends up speaking a great deal more.

    • @chocolatenotsochocolate450
      @chocolatenotsochocolate450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Silent ones are the most wisest

    • @darkvizardking69
      @darkvizardking69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      To any first time watchers, just remember one word. Briarwood. When that comes up later down the line you'll see why the title 'No-Mercy Percy' exists.

    • @o00o45
      @o00o45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@darkvizardking69 oh damn.

    • @darkvizardking69
      @darkvizardking69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@o00o45 damn indeed, Percy is why I want to build a gunslinger in a campaign that will let me.

  • @baktrax
    @baktrax 9 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    43:39 Scanlan sings a song of rest.
    47:10 "Oh my god, what if they start fucking?"
    1:49:58 Scanlan offends all women.
    1:55:56 Keyleth is a strong, independent woman.
    2:01:41 Pike is a strong, independent woman.
    2:22:12 Women are good at math.
    2:52:01 "Wow, that was exciting, and I feel, like, empowering..."

  • @nunjasozusagen
    @nunjasozusagen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "I'm gonna spend my movement to get nice and firm, sit myself down and pull out the big gun..."
    Percy, 2015 [ 02:38:48 ]

    • @kaislakuurama
      @kaislakuurama 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s amazing to see how enthusiastic he is in these short moments of spotlight! He truly lives the character and Percy’s victories!!!

  • @ethankroon4998
    @ethankroon4998 8 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I really just want to say that, while it was terribly-timed (Perfectly Timed) at 2:31:23 Scanlan says "This is a Grizzly situation" and everybody just ignores it but I busted out laughing. Love the show!

  • @veronicalebedev2829
    @veronicalebedev2829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love how Matt breaks when the party assumes that Clorato and Kima might get up to some naughty business while keeping watch.

  • @KainMalice
    @KainMalice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Scanlan-“I am gonna use vicious mockery and call the monster a girl!”
    Laura, Marisha, and Ashley-“What is that supposed to mean?!?!”
    It was at this moment, he knew that he had fucked up.

  • @Molly-bj5gb
    @Molly-bj5gb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    "Omg what if they start fuckin?" I lost it

    • @Randomninja47
      @Randomninja47 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Molly Waters Same. I'm at work and probably looked like an idiot laughing to myself

    • @LokiPii
      @LokiPii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      RIGHT? So funny! Scanlan is the best.

    • @fredsaidwhatnow7731
      @fredsaidwhatnow7731 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats scanlan for you. i swear id go gay for scanlan

    • @espeonix7478
      @espeonix7478 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even better if you use it for vex and Percy

  • @OneTrueBelmont
    @OneTrueBelmont 5 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    1:58:21
    Sam: I'm going to blind him with blindness
    Taliesin: Try blinding him with science, that usually works
    XD

    • @youshallnotpass567
      @youshallnotpass567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Taliesin is quietly one of the funniest people on the show

  • @gintaresurvilaite4109
    @gintaresurvilaite4109 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    2:31:20
    Scanlan- "This is a grizzly situation! :D"
    Everyone else- *completely misses the fucking hilarious pun*

  • @jsanchez7412
    @jsanchez7412 8 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "In draconian, those are snacks" lmao

  • @keilaradorsey4825
    @keilaradorsey4825 8 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    no mercy percy starts here

    • @ruzzyshuya4832
      @ruzzyshuya4832 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "No mercy Percy". I like that!

    • @Nougatbars
      @Nougatbars 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      RuzzyShuya I am watching the series for the first time. Is No Mercy Percy a thing? I hope so.

    • @crimsonwizahd2358
      @crimsonwizahd2358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      No Mercy Percy is VERY much a thing When he pulls out the Bad News, you know someones gonna die.

    • @jennessabeckett3949
      @jennessabeckett3949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just got it. *HELL YEA*

  • @lamchopsingalong1875
    @lamchopsingalong1875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love how when Trinket takes that nap mid battle, Sam had the shittiest grin for like 10 seconds while Laura and Ashley are genuinely concerned.
    Then "This is a, Grizzly, situation".
    ... And no response from everyone else.
    Dude, it was perfect.

  • @benbrookstables1757
    @benbrookstables1757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Goddamn does Matt Mercer know how to cook up a home brew or what. This campaign is amazing. I would love to sit down with this guy for 2 or 7 hours and soak up everything he has to offer.

    • @jonathansmith6362
      @jonathansmith6362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She being another dm that rly wants to dm like Matt

    • @TalesStahl
      @TalesStahl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i dont even Play D&D i want to sit with him so he can tell me the lore of the planet he build. There must be so much lore prepred that we will never find out because the Player dont ask or roll bad on History/Religion checks.

    • @Fidgottio
      @Fidgottio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The best part is that Exandria is now an official D&D setting

    • @allenqueen
      @allenqueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Fidgottio where can I get that setting? I mean, is there a source book other than Explorer's Guide to Wildemont?

  • @jackh7329
    @jackh7329 8 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    This was the episode that first really drew my attention to Percy, and now he's one of my favourite fictional characters of all time.

  • @juli2234
    @juli2234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    That kitten has almost as much health as your average first-level wizard.

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And does about the same damage too

    • @louisthemediocre7348
      @louisthemediocre7348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If the wizards constitution is low enough, the kitten could actually have MORE health

    • @PlasticSinks
      @PlasticSinks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      7 lives

  • @mfloyd21984
    @mfloyd21984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Matt in 2015: I'll say a kitten has 5 hit points
    Liam in 2018: weeps in Frumpkin

  • @The_Thulhu
    @The_Thulhu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "You don't know what his face looks like because it's GONE."

  • @lukewithann7256
    @lukewithann7256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    holy shit its insane when you think about the fact that the exchange between keyleth and kima around minute 50 is fully improvised. these guys are really something else

    • @smilingbear7430
      @smilingbear7430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Michael Mclellan i agree, matt obviously had an entire speech ready as he kept looking at a sheet of paper while voicing kima in that moment. Combine this with the fact marisha is his wife, it is rather obvious they had discussed this in advance to progress the story.

    • @gagecowart7157
      @gagecowart7157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@smilingbear7430 where they married at this point?

    • @chrisrudolf9839
      @chrisrudolf9839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@smilingbear7430 I don't think they had discussed to bring it up at this very moment, but most likely Keyleth's dislike of people claiming to enforce the will of the gods is something they talked about before (maybe it also has shown in their private game before they started streaming it) and Matt had parts of Kima's speach pepared for whichever moment it would come up. There might have been better moments to prompt such a discussion, but form the way Matt played Kima, he clearly had planned for some conflict between her and Keyleth.

    • @youshallnotpass567
      @youshallnotpass567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait till you find out it’s all improvised

    • @EmilM-pb2hn
      @EmilM-pb2hn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Seems like an entirely normal conversation to me. With uncalled for hostility from Keyleth.

  • @loganreads90
    @loganreads90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Matt: *Says something to the effect of "monster has teeth in its throat".*
    Ashley: "Ex-squeeze me?"

  • @LH0KY
    @LH0KY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I like how they have such distrust in the paladin that has a reputation of being honorable and overall a good person who has the faith and backing of their friend Allura while they have a literal monster who they know is insane and they know strait up eats people brains in their camp that they don’t question or sequester about their reliability to the group.

    • @iank472
      @iank472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Eehhh that same "goodly paladin of Bahamut" pinned a disarmed, defenceless duergar to a wall with a sword through the gut, used the pain of it (effectively torture) to force info out of him then twisted the blade to kill him in the most painful way possible. I wouldn't trust her either. At least Clarota is up front with his evil.

    • @slipstream5762
      @slipstream5762 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iank472 I hope you do understand that they found her naked, with hooks in her skin, and had been tortured for days, if not a week or more by the Duregar? Are you shaming her for that? Really?

    • @iank472
      @iank472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@slipstream5762 nope I'm not shaming her at all. I'm pointing out that a paladin of Bahamut who violently and painfully murders someone, regardless of circumstances, risks severing their connection to their Patron. Bahamut traditionally isn't the most flexible of Gods when it comes to morality. It's perfectly understandable why she did it but she is still a paladin of a Lawful Good God.

    • @Malamite
      @Malamite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well Clarota, despite his creepy nature, has been at least mostly cooperative and even friendly with the party. Keema on the other hand, despite the party saving her, pretty much immediately started making demands of the party while ignoring their requests of her, and was all around not too fun to actually hang out with. It's understandable why they'd like Clarota more.

  • @izzyG710
    @izzyG710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "are they in an underground base?"
    yes, everything here is an underground base.

  • @multak69
    @multak69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Every time I watch these I wonder just how big Matt’s vocabulary is

    • @MissMokate
      @MissMokate 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I bet he's been devouring anything with a hint of ''fantasy'' on the cover for years now.

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      It's all toothy maws and ichor.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I gotta say that Dungeons and Dragons increased my vocabulary. I was young and started out with the basic and expert boxed sets. There were a lot of words that I'd never heard before, and still don't hear outside of the game. I kept a large dictionary with my D&D stuff, regularly needing to look up some of the words.

    • @idk49779
      @idk49779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      As a zemnian(german) this is perfect to learn new words. Dnd in general taught me so many vocabs (eg. Dexterity, Constitution, prone, restrained...) I always try to improve my school english with watching/reading in english and Cr is so much fun too

    • @ForeverWog
      @ForeverWog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I sometimes wonder if it had to do with having a stammer as a kid (as he’s mentioned in the past). I’ve heard stories about people with a stammer increasing their vocabulary as a way to pick a new word if they’re stuck on a word.

  • @hearmeroar2100
    @hearmeroar2100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1134

    "Are you congratulating us for murder?" - Keyleth the child killer

    • @TheCakeIsDelicious
      @TheCakeIsDelicious 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      True, but it feels a bit hypocritical - for someone who gets on other peoples case for killing so much, Keyleth consistently makes basically no effort to avoid accidentally killing people, and does it a lot.

    • @ZakEmber
      @ZakEmber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      I just started watching in Campaign 2, and I'm going through Campaign 1 now, and man... it just really feels like Marisha goes out of her way to pick fights no matter what character she's playing. She usually starts the same way each time, with an antagonistic question. I really can't figure her out in this show, in either campaign. Man, I hope it's all just for the characters and that Matt doesn't get earfuls of that at home.

    • @fatehowls7382
      @fatehowls7382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      She is young. Think of like this: she has this high image of herself, a benevolent image because her tribe demands it, as a druid, but her actions contradict herself not because she wants to, but because things turn out that way. She pushed someone into lava as she was in the middle of a fight, killed a child and a dwarf by mistakes. I like D&D cause you might want to be something, but your actions change what other people view your character.
      But the hilarious thing about Keyleth is she tries so hard to be good, but the universe seems to want her to be in the other side.

    • @morganalefae3137
      @morganalefae3137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      It's. A. Game.

    • @Apollo9898LP
      @Apollo9898LP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@morganalefae3137 ^^^^

  • @nocturne311
    @nocturne311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Started watching a couple of weeks ago. Percy slaughtering that abyssal abomination with Bad News and rolling a natural 20 to boot has to be my favorite kill of the campaign so far.

  • @loganhornberger9724
    @loganhornberger9724 8 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Sam: "What if [Clorota and Kima] start fucking?
    Mike: *pinches the bridge of his nose*
    omg these guys XD

    • @JohnDoe-lk3vu
      @JohnDoe-lk3vu 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      When did this happen?

    • @loganhornberger9724
      @loganhornberger9724 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Around minute 47, before Keyleth and Lady Kima start arguing

    • @ryder98307
      @ryder98307 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      *Matt

    • @JaKe420Forever
      @JaKe420Forever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I assume you mean Matt?

    • @getthegoons
      @getthegoons 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tentacle porn aaaaaaay

  • @essylo
    @essylo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    That "okay" from Matt after Tiberius says he wants to smash tentacles guy is priceless

    • @paulchavez3039
      @paulchavez3039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What time did that happen?

  • @stevedunbar4464
    @stevedunbar4464 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This was the first ever episode of critical roll i saw as i was browsing twitch. Had no idea what playing dnd was like prior to this. This show brought me into the game and i'm so happy for it. Thank you to everyone at Geek and Sundry and thank you critical roll for showing me an amazing game.

  • @Horsemaniax12
    @Horsemaniax12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    51:24 "Dragging hooks across my flesh" -Kima
    *Pike who grabbed hooks from the torture chamber*😳

  • @freecrazymonkey
    @freecrazymonkey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    At about 15:45 they begin the recap

    • @Taurusus
      @Taurusus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Cheers mate. Wish someone would drop these in to the vid descriptions.

    • @freecrazymonkey
      @freecrazymonkey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Taurusus No problem, I will add the time they finish their break when I get to it

    • @treelobster6137
      @treelobster6137 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was 1:10:30 in before I saw this, but I'll like it to bring it up and also for the triple T avatar image combo.

    • @AshleyLewis_g
      @AshleyLewis_g 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tootooty-Too goes my kazoo!

    • @tails7799
      @tails7799 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're doing Gods work son

  • @captaingildor6884
    @captaingildor6884 8 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    When confronted with the problem of trinket, the party feels like a bunch of geniuses when they realize they can polymorph him. Then, for weight issues, they turn him into a kitten, instead of some kind of giant useful flying creature: this was the moment I sprayed milk and cheerios all over my monitor.

    • @OdinixBigBang
      @OdinixBigBang 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trinket can't fly

    • @TheMento98
      @TheMento98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@OdinixBigBang No one said he can fly, OP said the party could polymorph Trinket into a large useful flying creature instead of a cute little kitten.

    • @harrylane4
      @harrylane4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheMento98 yeah but that wouldnt have been cute, would it
      Oh unless he became like a fruit bat or a parrot

    • @TheMento98
      @TheMento98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@harrylane4 I think you misunderstood my comment. I was only making a remark on OdinixGG's obvious statement that a bear can't fly.

  • @TheXenatron
    @TheXenatron 9 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    What does Clarota want to do?
    DANCE

    • @jcchefjoe
      @jcchefjoe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      save his people from an outside entity that has taken control of them and outcasted him

    • @KnotsOfWonders
      @KnotsOfWonders 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Then take control of the elder brain and make his people DANCE.

    • @happi2301
      @happi2301 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very good.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KnotsOfWonders Only if it was a Disney-themed DnD campaign.

  • @aaronpozdol3559
    @aaronpozdol3559 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The look on Matt's face when Vex remember Hunters Mark was "you found it, good work"

  • @herbertkraft7379
    @herbertkraft7379 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "We may leave her here for safeceeping" 31:20 Clarota is the best.

  • @executivelypunk
    @executivelypunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    1:22:05 THE WAY MATT LOOKS AT MARISHA AND WINKS OMG MY HEART 😭😭

    • @drakodrizzt7795
      @drakodrizzt7795 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I also noticed it ❤!
      As a married old guy myself, that was heartwarming haha
      I came here after starting with C3 and watched till ep 30. The chemistry with all the group was already in place and couples were married. So, coming here to the very beginning of all this and seeing that wink was soooo beautiful 😊😊

  • @FMAxEdwin
    @FMAxEdwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    "Now we know how many hit points it takes to kill a cat" *flashbacks to frumpkin being kicked by a guard*

    • @RonW357
      @RonW357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Poor Frumpkin :(

    • @amybyrne5208
      @amybyrne5208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That guard had some storys to tell

    • @Pagan_Jak
      @Pagan_Jak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      dude i never wanted to throw hands with an imaginary character more than i did that episode

    • @cussundriakneal9904
      @cussundriakneal9904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or, in this case, *flash FOWARD*
      XD

    • @KainusGulch
      @KainusGulch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That guard has a great strength mod if it was a five damage kick.

  • @kmikawawawawa
    @kmikawawawawa ปีที่แล้ว +25

    2:23:03, Taliesin just staring into the camera for a solid 20 seconds, I felt like he was bearing into my soul and could read my thoughts dear god

    • @louielou3566
      @louielou3566 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess he liked what he saw?

  • @RPG_Angie
    @RPG_Angie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    I wonder... When the GM realized that the group found a way to fly over the sea of glass and bone, did he only then add the duergar group under attack, whose screams sounded a little like Grog? If so, that was a wonderful way to make them engage with that creature he prepared for them...

    • @Deathven1482
      @Deathven1482 9 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Matt is a brilliant DM, hands down.

    • @IshanDeston
      @IshanDeston 9 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Half the fun of being a GM is making stuff still work, without denying player freedom :)

    • @s1ientdeath
      @s1ientdeath 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +AnkokuEvangeline I think the bone floor was something different then the creature cuz they've been seeing signs of that creature for a while and the bones draged it under. he just put them together because without a distraction the bone floor isnt so bad

    • @RPG_Angie
      @RPG_Angie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      s1ientdeath That wasn't my point, though. Both the creature and the bone floor were clearly prepared beforeheand. What might have been added on the spot was their fresh duergar victims.

    • @squirrelgnome
      @squirrelgnome 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +AnkokuEvangeline Marisha Ray gave and interview that said "We later learned that if you didn’t move during your turn, you had to save against being pulled underground to your doom by cursed skeleton hands!" So he always planned on them making it over, just not very easily.