My sister once told me ok let me go make this tea. She will hit someone with anything like let me go and blink, let me go and see which way this wind is blowing. SMH.
My mom knows I don’t like sitting on the phone so I always hit her with the “well, you ain’t talking ‘bout nothing!” 😂 She knows exactly what it means.
My Mama NEVER answers the phone when I call her the first time. She ALWAYS wants me to leave my business on the answering machine so she can decide whether she going to call back or not. That's why I don't be leaving messages😂😂😂 then she going to lie talking about I was in the bathroom when you called😮 well why the hell you ain't call me back!? She going to say, cuz I know it wasn't nothing.🤔Dafuq Mamma!?😂@@ItsJustDiggs
Did you guys see the video of the old Black lady that walked to her front door while on the phone. She opened the door, reached out and rang her own doorbell and said, “Somebody is at my door.” I HOLLERED!!!!!!!!
I looked up Fred Hubbard because I'm from the region (NW Indiana), and I went to school with some Hubbards from Chicago. We'll, I just saw that there was a 2nd Ward Alderman named Fred Hubbard that stole $100,000 in city funds and disappeared for 15 months before being caught in 1972. I wonder if that is the same Fred Hubbard... that would be crazy!
HILARIOUS! Now do Mr. Hackett so we could find out that he & Ms. Sandy been legally married for 35 years & Tony didn't know........HE NEVER KNEW!😂 That's what I get Tony! Out here puttin' Ms. Sandy's business on front street!😝 I really want this to be true just for my own personal entertainment. @DivineDivaDee, what's the interwebs say?🧐😂
1. Say your mama is on the other line 2. Say somebody is at the door/somebody fell 3. In the flip phone era you closed the phone really hard to let them know you were serious (the kids call it saying it with your chest) 😭😂
Brooklynite here 🗽.. 1 is from Caribbean roots that many who migrated to nyc said and it spread… it meant hope, have a good day, all you need is one opportunity 1 vibration 1 love.. it’s more of on an optimistic unifying line you say to your people…Caribbean roots Bob Marley - One Love & Nas (one Love)
9:00 - Tony fumbling the hang up as kev with an old phone is hilarious 🤣 The two of you together talking shit, laughing and reaching new punchlines is great to watch 🔥 also TONY LOOK LIKE A STRAY CAT 😂😂
I’ve started saying “alright now ima head out” if I actually answer - ion like talking on the phone so much I just dnt answer but answering like what are you doing is gold!
“Well alright, I ain’t want nothing” is my go to
Classic! 😂
Omgggg and AFTER talking for an HOUR!! 😂😂😂
Same😂😭
Big facts 😂
After wanting a lot of shit 😂😂😂 this me
“Aiiight bro I ain’t gone hold ya”
Oh thats double platinum in my vocabulary 😂
@@RayTheomo facts 🤣 only comeback to it is “nah you good” 🤦🏾♂️
@@bigjitbryce
Wow!...diabolical 😂
I’m big “ima call u back” and have ZERO intentions on calling you back.
No true! Just not anytime soon or at least before I die
Get out my business😂😂😂😂
You gotta say "later"😂
And I hate people like you. Don't lie to me. 🙂
THIS! I’m surprised my friends still fall for this bc I literally just want to watch my shows 🤣
All right let me get in this house… like the phone can’t go with you
😂
Right lol
Don't ask questions!😂
The way I hollered 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
“Okay well let me let choo go”
Lol exactly
😂 that's my go to when I run out of stuff to say!!
That’s me all day 😂😂😂
Me
I gotta use that one....
My little sister hit me with “Welp! Lemme gone head and wash this pot” 🤣🤣🤣
That's hilarious 😂😂
That's comedy
LOL....I love this
LMFAO the one that's been sitting in the sink because it had to soak
I say "alright, you ain't bout to use up all my daytime minutes " IYKYK LOL
Daytime minutes was the best excuse 😅
I am going to steal that!!
yeah man! back in the day
Dang! I forgot to call ol boy. Let me hit you back!! (there is no ol boy…and I aint hittin' you back) 🤣😂🤣
Smh just be honest and say you'll talk to them later 🤷🏽♂️ lol
@@chrisisslick😂😂
@@chrisisslickThat's what she said 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
No this is for real because once I go inside I'm finna get back to business cleaning or something lol
that "aight i aint want nothing" is so comforting. Like aww you wanted to talk to me but you didn't wanna bother me. That's love lmao
That's me all the time 😂😂😂
"I was just checking on you" is my😂 go to.
Me too!
“Other than that, that’s about it”- My dad ending a call since 1991
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
1. 30 secs silence
2. Deep silent breathe
3. Ite *insert name* I’ll ttyl later
"Quit ur job, turn ur back on ur family" please stop fueling my intrusive thoughts 😂😂
“I’ll holla atcha later”
My sister boyfriend is white and the other day he asked her why we gotta say alright before we say bye 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Aight imma let you go”
Is my go-to 😂
The phone fumble is killing me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I snorted 😂😂
The title of this alone is already hilarious 😂
Exactly! I had to watch it! 🤣❤
Imma call you back = gone head and enjoy the rest of your day
They make each other laugh so HARD!!
My favorite ever was my mama telling this lady she had to go cause her food was getting cold and she was eating chips and guacamole 😂😂😂
"Shit! How long we been on this phone?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That doesn’t work lol they take it as a challenge to go longer 😂
“Ay let me hit you back real quick” then don’t call back lol
Can't stand that. No need to lie, we'll talk later. Simple lol.
For women… gurl he just got home… let me go
Works.every.time 😂
Yep 😂
Stop it! How you gonna use him like that?
😂😂😂 I can't be friends with women like that
“Aight” in a certain tone of voice is enough.
My sister once told me ok let me go make this tea. She will hit someone with anything like let me go and blink, let me go and see which way this wind is blowing. SMH.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Aaite, I'm getting off this phone now." I can't think of excuses anymore.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Aight then" or "Alright now". Don't ask me why the alright is spelled differently on the first one. That's just how it comes out my mouth 😂😂
That's mine..."Well alright then..."
Definitely a “aiight then “😂😂
I had to say it out loud. You spelled it right!
Me, my mother & my sisters are straight up with these 2 lines. "Well, I don't wanna detain you" and "Get off my line. U ain't sayin nothin"🤣😂🤣😂😂
My mom knows I don’t like sitting on the phone so I always hit her with the “well, you ain’t talking ‘bout nothing!” 😂 She knows exactly what it means.
My Mama NEVER answers the phone when I call her the first time. She ALWAYS wants me to leave my business on the answering machine so she can decide whether she going to call back or not. That's why I don't be leaving messages😂😂😂 then she going to lie talking about I was in the bathroom when you called😮 well why the hell you ain't call me back!? She going to say, cuz I know it wasn't nothing.🤔Dafuq Mamma!?😂@@ItsJustDiggs
Fred Hubbard and Milford Hackett 😂😂😂
“iight man well, let me get up in this house and get situated” 😂😂
I said this to myself yesterday, “ I ain’t want nothing, I just wanted to see what y’all was doing..” 😅😅😅
That's my go to!
This is the closer after a long conversation 😂😂😂
Lemme get this pot off the stove is a classic 😅
Did you guys see the video of the old Black lady that walked to her front door while on the phone. She opened the door, reached out and rang her own doorbell and said, “Somebody is at my door.”
I HOLLERED!!!!!!!!
Not sure where we came up with this but me and my sister be like “It’s been real” anytime one of us want ls to get off the phone 😂
As a New Yorker that still says "aight one" to exit his calls with his boys, it means "aight, one love". Like the Nas song "One Love"
“One” Short for “one love”
I was starting to wonder if people said that anymore.
“I just wanted to call” is magic.
The person that says this was born in 1940s
@ my dad was born in 1953 man and I was babysat a lot by my grandma who was born in 1933. That math adds up!
@@teacupolous how does that explain me born in 1974 😆
Milford was the insurance man 😂😂😂😂
I'm getting old and crotchety, don't even make any excuses anymore. I just say "Ok I'm ready to get off the phone" lol
You old lol you don't look it.. you use that as a excuse like alrite man I'm getting old I can't hear you😂😅.
Stop play with ya good looking self haa
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I really did quit my job today 😂
Good for you! Know your worth 😂❤
The phone fumbling was too funny had me dying 😂
‘Milford Hackett had a car phone..’
bru wtf😭
WELP!🤣
Well alright Imma get on off a here 😂😂😂
I watched this while eating a salad. It was a terrible idea. Now salad is everywhere...😅😂😅😂
“I just pulled up to the house…” is my personal favorite. And also, “I was just seeing what was up.”
"Aight, I ain't gone hold you" is my fave
As a mom of 3 under 18 "lemme get these kids" is always valid. Ain't nobody finna argue with it.
Y’all are killing it on Worst Taste, thanks for bringing that back 💪🏾
Tony just called Kev neurodivergent with that phone fumble joke! XD
"Yo I got shit to do! I'll holla at you later!" *Hangs up and plays videogames*
THAT'S the "sh*t to do!"
🤷🏾♂️🤣
Ain't den 😂
This is easily the most used one 😂
How is ‘lemme call you back’ not on this list ??!
Still do let me get these kids together....😂😂😂
Are your kids 32!?😂
"Oh yo let me call you back, soembody calling me" is a classic😂😂😂
"Nature is calling, let me take this call." 😂
Fumbled on the hang up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Let me get on in here !! 🤣😂🤣😂‼️‼️🔥🔥
Tony telling all his mama business! 😂😂
I actually looked up Milford Hackett. He still lives in Chicago 😂😂😂😂
"Make crunch berries.... manually."😂 If you think I won't say that you're wrong😂. I hate talking in the phone!!
My phone scape goat phrase is "Well Speaking of That" and "That" could be anything to use as an excuse to dip off
I'm an introvert... I will turn my phone off mid-conversation and act like it died..
LOL
😮😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dang that’s next level 😂
Been there. Some folks don't give a damn opportunity to exit my gawd.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I looked up Fred Hubbard because I'm from the region (NW Indiana), and I went to school with some Hubbards from Chicago. We'll, I just saw that there was a 2nd Ward Alderman named Fred Hubbard that stole $100,000 in city funds and disappeared for 15 months before being caught in 1972. I wonder if that is the same Fred Hubbard... that would be crazy!
@DivineDivaDee for some reason I hope it is so Tony can work that into his routine lol
HILARIOUS! Now do Mr. Hackett so we could find out that he & Ms. Sandy been legally married for 35 years & Tony didn't know........HE NEVER KNEW!😂 That's what I get Tony! Out here puttin' Ms. Sandy's business on front street!😝 I really want this to be true just for my own personal entertainment. @DivineDivaDee, what's the interwebs say?🧐😂
1. Say your mama is on the other line
2. Say somebody is at the door/somebody fell
3. In the flip phone era you closed the phone really hard to let them know you were serious (the kids call it saying it with your chest) 😭😂
#3 Feels especially good with a smartphone like the Z Flip or the new razrs. Flip that shit closed with one hand, and you feel like a boss!
Somebody fell 😂😂
Mama on the other line is??? Is big keys 🔑
Aight I'm bout to walk in the house
Pixar presents: Tha Sandmans Dilemma. Starring Tony Baker and KevOnStage 🔥😂
I am hollering!!!!! The phone hang up is epic. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I ain’t gon’ hold you… 😂
My sister favorite line is, "This my job let me call you back." Funny thing is it's always when you ask her to do something.
Lol a hair growth ad for a podcast called Bald Brothers is strange work. 🤔 😂
Sandman with performance anxiety is hilarious!
"Aight lemme get ready to start this meeting" works everytime for me🤣🤣🤣
Mine is “ iight man I ain’t want nothing”
“Hey girl, Let me hang up this phone right quick, Ima call you back” 😂😂😂
My favorite way to get off the phone is by saying…I’m tired of talking on the phone so I’m getting off NOW! 🤷🏽♀️
8:35 one was short for one love
I thoroughly enjoyed this episode lmaoo 😂😂 this episode is so black man lmao
My new go to is "just getting ready for my zoom meeting."
Wow!...that's "aiight then" for the new millennium!😂💯
I ❤ LOVE 🖤 US!!! 💚 (exhales a contented sigh 😌) 👑👑🎬🍞
“Oh you play two games with him 🥲” 😂😂😂
Me and my family say “alright, I’m done talking to you now” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
14:53 Tony that laugh was EVIL
I remembered watching this but I just watched it again. Why am I in real tears at Kev fumbling the hang up. Tony is a FOOL!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao... as a big sister, I always had attitude with those "lil chickenheads"... I was the worst😂😅❤
My papa (grandpa) used to say “alright, inna minute”
Good way to start the day 💯🤔🧐,,tone and Kev off script
The ending of Leave the World Behind had me VEXED. WHEW!
Brooklynite here 🗽.. 1 is from Caribbean roots that many who migrated to nyc said and it spread… it meant hope, have a good day, all you need is one opportunity 1 vibration 1 love.. it’s more of on an optimistic unifying line you say to your people…Caribbean roots Bob Marley - One Love & Nas (one Love)
Why Tony putting Miss Sandy business in the streets?! What if them fellas watching? 😂
9:00 - Tony fumbling the hang up as kev with an old phone is hilarious 🤣
The two of you together talking shit, laughing and reaching new punchlines is great to watch 🔥
also TONY LOOK LIKE A STRAY CAT 😂😂
I’ve started saying “alright now ima head out” if I actually answer - ion like talking on the phone so much I just dnt answer but answering like what are you doing is gold!
“One” was definitely “one love” 😆
My favorite is..."girl, my stomach is tore up...let me go dookie". Works every time cause my peeps KNOWWWW my tummy issues are the real deal 😂
Peace!
😅Me all day.
I still say One and One Love 😂
“Call me back after 9.” IYKYK
“ 1 “ is short for one love
“Let me, let you, let me go” 😂😂😂