*"Looka Here!"* is platinum because it depends so much on *HOW* you say it 😂😂. Depending on how it's said "looka here" is a warning, a threat, a joyous greeting, an alert, an expression of disgust, a cry of satisfaction *ALL OF THIS AND MORE* 😂😂
The fall aint gonna hurt ya, its when you land that you have to worry about...😅😂😂😂 They who dont listen must feel... tickled me so hard in my funny bone.. its so simple yet true 😂😂😂
All money ain't good money. I said that to my Asian co worker, who was asking if I was doing OT ... Hellllll nah. He said, but we get OT pay. I had something to do after work, and said all money ain't good money. He didn't immediately understand, but once he did, it blew his mind 🤯......I heard him say it a few days later 😂😂😂
25:26 I love my brother's version of "now here's the kicker." He always says "now here go the cake-taker..." and whatever it is always takes the cake! He's a master!
These two fools give me LIIIIIFE!!!! One minute I'm in my office mindin' my own business...then here come the Bald Brothers 🙄...now everybody wanna know what I'm in my office HOLLERIN' about 🤦🏽♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Suggestions: Top 10: 1 Movies with Black Female Leads 2 Movies that tanked the ending 3 Songs that made you cry 4 One Hit Wonders 5 Politicians that you think can fight 6 Movies with twist endings 7 TV show annoying characters 8 Songs that were over 5 min long 9 Best Revenge movies 10 Best TV show cousins
16:55 “..I Can’t Call It..” Is The Equivalent Of A Photo Finish In A Race; At First Glance You Can’t Tell Who Won, Until You See The Snapshot. So, Are You Having A Good (Or Bad) Day You Ask? “I Can’t Call It.” I Respond. Lol 😂 #ClassicBlackSayings
Chile!!😂 Did u see the pics? Tony was OUTSIDE! 👍🏾 He might not wanna hear it but he was 'casket sharp'/'clean'/'lettin' the people have it' (tried to throw in as many black sayings as I could 😝) in his blush vest/tailored slacks/hard bottoms ensemble! 😍
Now they know we can't leave out, "you made your bed hard, you gotta lay in it", "ain't got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of", "if it was a snake it would've bit you", "but you ain't heard that from me", "telling a bold face lie", "listen....", "shut up lying", "don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash." I could go on and on but i gotta go to work in the morning 😂
To see the animation on Tony's shaft rant would be 🤌🏾😅😅😅😅. Anyways, some black phrases that I love : " God don't like ugly and he's aint to fond of pretty, either.", " Facts", " Shut yo mouth" ( very southern), " Forreal", " You lyin", " Cuz", and " Bye, Felicia"
Not a black saying but this reminds me of the episode of everybody hates chris, when he kept using the saying “ hey well, ya know “ it worked in every situation 😂😂
I saw this Nigerian saying and died! “Wisdom is chasing you, but you move faster” 🤣 🤣
now thats funny
That's a good one!
Kev recording on a Nokia that first clip
That .makes 0 sense
@@BigBoiBleuobviously cuz the quality is trash bruh😭
@@kamausuniversehomie just tryna argue 🤣🤣
Yes it did lol@@BigBoiBleu
😂
Honarable mention black saying: “Rippin & runnin” 😂
Lmao and hootin/hoopin and hollerin!!
Skinnin and grinnin
@@dcampbell5508 and snigglin and gigglin 😂
Shuckin and jivin
"Dont get me to lyin", is a big one for me.
Lol. This one is definitely Top 10.
Yes!!!
Absolutely! Translation: "I have no idea." 😂
“Boo boo the fool” needed to be on the list😂
That's a black momma FA SHO
Facts!! Because we don't know who it is! But we for damn sure know who it AIN'T 😂
"Stop crying before I give you something to cry about!"
My Whitest Mom said that to me times without count!
"I brought you in this world and I'll take you out" is the undefeated undisputed world heavyweight champion of black sayings
💯 💶
And SAF!
The JOY that Kev & Tony have when together...PRICELESS!!! 👑❤️🖤💚👑
Favorite part of this podcast
I love to see them be folded up in laughter 😂😂🤣🤣
@@jdg7515 - Mine too! 😃
@@avaholloway32 - Me too! 🥰😂
I’m surprised no one said “ I’m not one of your little friends “ lol
Or the extra angry "I'm not one of yo little UGLY friends"
LONG STORY SHORT is always long as hell 😂😂 and we go back like 4 flats on a Cadillac.
What about "truth be told"
If Tony was a superhero, his only weakness would be biscuits 😂🤣
😂😂😂😂
Pronounced Bil-skits
There's biscuits in here!!!!
Lol biscuits be so dry and thick I don’t get it
Tahir fumbling his words while holding biscuits would fold Tony up 😂😂😂
*"Looka Here!"* is platinum because it depends so much on *HOW* you say it 😂😂. Depending on how it's said "looka here" is a warning, a threat, a joyous greeting, an alert, an expression of disgust, a cry of satisfaction *ALL OF THIS AND MORE* 😂😂
"A hard head makes a soft behind" in the Caribbean: "Those who don't listen must feel"
I like that one, "Those who don't listen, must feel."
My mom said the first one, but the Caribbean saying is much scarier 🤷🏾♀️🤣🤣
The fall aint gonna hurt ya, its when you land that you have to worry about...😅😂😂😂
They who dont listen must feel... tickled me so hard in my funny bone.. its so simple yet true 😂😂😂
Hard head bird don't make good soup
💯
“ So boom “ is another good one lmao
Old black men having a compliment off is hilarious 😂😂😂
All money ain't good money. I said that to my Asian co worker, who was asking if I was doing OT ... Hellllll nah. He said, but we get OT pay. I had something to do after work, and said all money ain't good money. He didn't immediately understand, but once he did, it blew his mind 🤯......I heard him say it a few days later 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 thats too cute to me, and funny
This is adorable 😂❤️
Nice job putting him on 🤣
You know his father would disapprove of such saying 🙎🏻♂️
I love that saying but what’s so mind blowing about it? I guess it would be to people that fall in love with capitalism now that I think about it.
"THAT AINT NOBODY BUT THE DEVIL"
Kev had the hostage footage in the beginning😭😭
😂😂
I was waiting for the dollar amount for the ransom
"You can try me if you want to." My mother used to say this when "the look" was not working.
3:28 Giving plasma is a gateway to everything else is crazy 😂😂😂😂
"Suckoffs is next!"
I *died!* 💯 💶
"Chile" is another one that means multiple things 😂
A whole pleather of things lmao 😂
@@latoyajohnson8695 plethora?
17:23 I love black men complementing each other ❤❤❤. It’s the best thing to observe 🥰
25:26 I love my brother's version of "now here's the kicker." He always says "now here go the cake-taker..." and whatever it is always takes the cake! He's a master!
“Mind you” is the “I see dead people “ of story plot twists.
It's more of a reminder or what to consider as the story considers. "Mind you, I was sitting across the street when she started running..."
“Gimme got shot” is the one every black person should have heard at least once in their life..especially down souf 😂😂
And gimme got you here lol
I've never heard of that.
Dang, I heard "Gimme got his neck broke messin' wit his kinfolk"! 🤣🤣
Never heard that a day in my life.
@@stephensanderson5761gimme what got you here! Classic!
"You good" should be on there
“I see you!” Is another good one and it has several meanings
“God don’t like ugly”
My mom: “He ain’t to fond of pretty either” 😂😂😂😂
The giggles after Kev hovered over the shape wear.
I laughed so hard I was afraid I would get a cramp in my stomach!
Kev Really meant it when he said "Tony is the best comedian he knows" 😅😂
These two fools give me LIIIIIFE!!!! One minute I'm in my office mindin' my own business...then here come the Bald Brothers 🙄...now everybody wanna know what I'm in my office HOLLERIN' about 🤦🏽♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m a Patreon member, but I saw this on TH-cam and immediately clicked! I needed this. I love seeing you guys together 😊
I’m not even 10 mins in and I had to stop it cause I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 These two together kills me 😂😂😂
Watching ya'll is like the 1st night at granny's when all the cousins at the dinner table giggling at everything just because. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂 "A'ight now!"....was me speaking to my neighbor just the other day...😂
"CHIIIIIIIIILE" gotsta be in the Top 10! 😃
Now why did Google offer to translate your comment for me??😂
@@MsJoniGibson - The AAVE disrespeck! 😒🙄 😄😆😅😂🤣🤣
@@Passion84GodAlways FR FR!!!
Suggestions:
Top 10:
1 Movies with Black Female Leads
2 Movies that tanked the ending
3 Songs that made you cry
4 One Hit Wonders
5 Politicians that you think can fight
6 Movies with twist endings
7 TV show annoying characters
8 Songs that were over 5 min long
9 Best Revenge movies
10 Best TV show cousins
Best TV Show cousins....yes!
“If I had your hand i would’ve been cut mine off” 🤣🤣
I will say this... 😂 Or you got the best hands baby 😂
"You straight" umpteen meanings
"Yo little" in any variation. "Gone with YO LITTLE..." "Do YO LITTLE..." etc...
"Shiiiiid"
Now i love a good SHIIIIID!!😂
Yall wrong, im at the plasma place right now 😂😂😂😂😂
Kev's laugh is contagious😅 it makes everything funnier
I’m only halfway through, so I don’t know if y’all said it, but one of my favorites is “I don’t know what to tell you.”
My first apartment was $150 a month one bedroom efficiency back in 1989 my damu and split the rent $75 a piece. Man times has changed
Maaaannnn I love watching yall crazy selves. Biscuit talk is EVERYthing! HAAAAAAAAAAAA 🤣🤣🤣
16:55 “..I Can’t Call It..” Is The Equivalent Of A Photo Finish In A Race; At First Glance You Can’t Tell Who Won, Until You See The Snapshot. So, Are You Having A Good (Or Bad) Day You Ask? “I Can’t Call It.” I Respond. Lol 😂 #ClassicBlackSayings
“Just stand there, I got the rest” 😂
💀 😂
Kev opened this episode as a Ovengold Rotisserie Chicken
“God” Tier Joke. 😂😂💀
Just glistening 😂
@@xaviercartierthank you, thank you, thank you 😂😂😂😂
"I can show you better than I can tell you" meant my parents were done talking . . . . 😢😥
OMG, if these two had never met, we'd be missing out of so much laughter.
Do you know how fine you have to be to automatically know you'll get compliments in a suit and DECIDE not to do it lol
Chile!!😂 Did u see the pics? Tony was OUTSIDE! 👍🏾 He might not wanna hear it but he was 'casket sharp'/'clean'/'lettin' the people have it' (tried to throw in as many black sayings as I could 😝) in his blush vest/tailored slacks/hard bottoms ensemble! 😍
My mom’s favorite “sharper than Cooter Brown”
Bruh... this is Gold‼️‼️Tony and Kev Had Me IN TEARS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tony is HI-LAR-I-OUS!!! 🍞
“What that gotta do with the cost of tea in China?”
Tony took me out “ it would’ve been end of the infinity war “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My mom: God don’t like ugly and he ain’t too fond of pretty/beautiful 😭
I thought it was "ain't too fond of cute".
@@earlonaweary9155 my mom says pretty/beautiful. I hear all types of variations but it’s always “God don’t like ugly”
I love a well placed “quiet as it’s kept”. What was quiet is now loud af and everyone knows 😂
When someone tries to come for me after I make a comment online, I say “Bless your little heart.”
Ppl from the Bronx issued Jennifer a virtual cease & desist from saying she was "Jenny from the block".
I’m from the Bronx & this is funny as f^ck 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im sorry y'all, when Kev said Jenny's hair was koyfed it was over for me.😂😂😂
Coiffed ☺️
@michelleej /kwäft/
Now they know we can't leave out, "you made your bed hard, you gotta lay in it", "ain't got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of", "if it was a snake it would've bit you", "but you ain't heard that from me", "telling a bold face lie", "listen....", "shut up lying", "don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash." I could go on and on but i gotta go to work in the morning 😂
"And people in hell want cold water"
Going to get the food is probably the fastest I've ever seen Kev move
Not the Plasma money 😂😂
10:04 Those strawberry biscuits are criminal. Straight up break me down. Neck scratching with a twitch type affliction. 😅
Not the Razr camera intro 😂😂
He said "that's EXTRA nothing!" 😂😂
Compliment fight like Dumbledor and Voldemort 😭😭😭
My mom: “Don’t let your wooden god and cornstalk Jesus fool you”…. 😂😂😂
If "I can't call it" didn’t make the list, I was gonna protest. Lol.
My favorite is" If the Lord see fit and the creek don't rise."😂
This episode has me HOLLERING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Black Louisiana in me will always and forever say CHIIIIIIIIILE, you aint gon believe dis!!
The Melissa shorts joke is realistically so funny 😂
Tony dusting away after chewing the pork fat has me in tears
Used a 1997 Motorola for the promo clip
My mom used to say, 'the more I do for you, the worst y'all get'.
Kev said not recording no new ads you gone gets these ones I filmed on a potato 5 years ago. #Bluechew
33:28 😂😂😂 frfr, yall finna see jlo preforming at somebody's quinceanera here in a minute!!🎉🪅
I wasn’t ready for the beginning
I’m dying laughing driving to work. Thanks guys 😂😂
This whole show was hilarious but that side profile at 34:40 just made me scream 🤣🤣 Yall are too silly
Seeing Kev panic about that food order 29:05
Opening with the suck off math is taking me DOWN!! 😂😂😂
Bro😂😂😂😂😂
What About I know you lieing or the Devil is a lie. 😅😂 Kev and Tony be cracking each other up. 😊
I can’t watch y’all no more, The plasma had me laughing so hard. I almost threw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀🤢🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I’m tryna be like you when I grown up”
I was having the worse night, until I watched this! HILARIOUSS! THANK YOU😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 #BALDBROTHERS
I’m dying laughing already and we not even 5 minutes in 💀😭💪🏽 #plasma
I have never heard of the greasy meat saying but my mama always said “you don’t believe sook a hook” 😂
😂😂😂😂 wait, what!?!!!!?????😂😂
Sterling K Brown kicked it off with the JLo shade
EVERYONE LISTEN TO TONY'S BEAUTIFUL LAUGH AT 4:22!!!
Did he give us a Blackberry video at the beginning?😂🤣 Damn I laughed for 35 minutes 😩😭🤣
Kevin got us in the microwave with his shirt off
I brought you in this world and I’ll take you out 😂 knowing dang well that’s a crime and no they not lol 😂
Bojangles got them "BIG Ass Biscuits"?! Lmao
Me watching at the plasma center 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
To see the animation on Tony's shaft rant would be 🤌🏾😅😅😅😅. Anyways, some black phrases that I love : " God don't like ugly and he's aint to fond of pretty, either.", " Facts", " Shut yo mouth" ( very southern), " Forreal", " You lyin", " Cuz", and " Bye, Felicia"
Not a black saying but this reminds me of the episode of everybody hates chris, when he kept using the saying “ hey well, ya know “ it worked in every situation 😂😂
I love this, brings back so many memories.
My first apartment was 175 for a furnished studio in 2000. It was a lot. In Altus, Oklahoma. I feel you Tony. Mine is “I can’t call it.”