Top Ten Weirdly Sexy Bosses
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ก.พ. 2022
- THE MONTH OF LOVE IS UPON US! Let's see the Top Ten Weirdly Sexy Bosse!
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I love the matching his and hers "what da fuck" expressions during the Pyramid Head intro.
"I DON'T KNOW!!"
17:09 The Oliver entry is bloody hilarious. I wouldn't even know how to begin to critique such a masterpiece
However you feel about Oliver, his segment here…that is true beauty.
O L I V E R !
O L I V E R!
Josh must've had a good time making that.
I can't hear the name Oliver any other way now.
Josh and Ari collaborating for a boss list? OH HECK YES!!!! (Just what I wanted… now I’m waiting to see them collaborate for Cute Bosses)
Either Weirdly Cute Bosses or Bosses We Weirdly Feel Pity For.
Or maybe it can just be a Top 10 Cutest Characters list... and if so, then I hope that Renne from the Trails games does not make that list.
@@blizzardforonline1954 why nit?
Its a great change of pace instead of soloing each video! Hope we get to see more of these soon!
Of course they collaborate with each other, they're married.
I’m surprised you didn’t think to use the
“Oh no he’s Hot!” Meme for this count down
Low hanging fruit, but it would've worked!
Would have been perfect for the Metaton
The Oliver part deserves an award.
Oliver. Just Oliver.
The award is his fucking theme music.
I instantly wanna cue that clip of Lex Luthor discovering The Flash's secret identity.
Big daddy Oliver
Waluigi definitely has tumblr sexyman energy.
All he needs is a suit.
Ari: "Them body rolls though-"
Josh: "NO!"
Couldn't stop laughing after that comment cause its so relatable!
Honorable Mentions:
*Hilda - Dead Rising 3
-O_O... Age really hasn't stalled her Femme Fatale cop shtick.
*Lady Dimitrescu - Resident Evil Village
-Already a bombshell in her base form, but then she becomes a giant vampire dragon for the actual fight. Her curvaceous figure still rests on the dragon's back and that's her weak spot.
*Lusamine - Pokemon Sun and Moon
-Be honest, I wasn't the only one thinking hentai jokes when she fused with Nihilego, right? ...Right?
*Mitochondria Eve - Parasite Eve
-She's living Mitochondria, the powerhouse of the cell, and a parasitic life form. But there's something about her human form and evolved forms...
How much time have you spend on rule 34?
@@the24thcolossusjustchillin39 too much time from the looks of it
@@erichfiedler1481 I don't know weather to call you Brave or foolish
I hesitate to even call Vanny a boss, since you never fight her. At most, she just an enemy you need to avoid.
Well i mean she does play a prevalent part in the game but i do slightly see your point
@@shiningmeta12 But does she? neither of the antagonists seem to do much of anything in Security Breach
Once. Then never shows up again for the rest of the game.
@@slenderminion2229 Map Bot makes more appearance time than Vanny, and it just sneaks up on you and shoves a map in your face
I thought Roxy was gonna be on this list.
Josh.
13:00 The wheeze from her because of Josh’s confusion from Gatling gull was funny
That moment made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She laughs like Gabby from WorstPremadeEver
I am pleased that Carmelita Fox is on this list. Even though it's the one where you have to fight her as a colossus. Regardless. This pleases me
It's kind of convienent to even mention Sly Cooper Games considering it's their 20th anniversary
Ari does deserve a cookie for being so wonderful in this countdown. Josh, get on that.
Just just a cookie, why not a cake slice?
@@BassGSothertype Because the cake is lie.........JK she deserves all the cake
@@piemaster1288 ... even though she herself looks like she's got a lot of CAKE below?
@@blizzardforonline1954 indeed, she's really cute :3
How about Josh take Ari to the Cheesecake Factory on a date?
Josh and Ari doing a countdown this hilarious made my day.
Puns are THAT painful?? Chuggaconroy must be torture for you man xD Love you guys! Great video!!
Ah, a man of culture I see
Chugga vs Josh! Who would win? Lol! 🤣
Papyrus is his spirit animal.
I love puns. So chugga and josh collating is something I wanna see now
It's always a good day to see Josh and Ari collab together, whether on MLP or a countdown.
I feel like Oliver is here just as a meme. Fun fact regarding him: The creator of the Tellius games actually intended to have Oliver stay dead after Path of Radiance but he because such a meme in the community that he was brought back as a secret recruitable character in Radiant Dawn.
Oh MY HOLY STUPID FREAKING CRAP… is the true
Me again, but for that Rotty Tops segment. It's actually Necroanimatophilia. Basically the desire to "be with" a reanimated corpse or in this case, a zombie.
Possible fun fact: zombies weren't originally dead, they were brainwashed people.
Debaters over here the salt must flow
@@jacobsheehan9715 What debate?
16:12
He may not be in Smash, but at least Waluigi looks fabulous!
For me, my pick for weirdly sexy boss is from Blaster Master Zero 2, when you arrive to the unusual planet named Stranga, and boy does it live up to its name! from the soundtrack to the environment, but then you get confronted by a tank modeled after a bunny, doesn’t seem weird right? *until you see who pilots it...*
He may not be in Smash, but he's the one the ladies want to smash.
Bowsette is the perfect creation because it quite literally matches ALL of my fetishes. Genderbend, feminization, red hair, tan skin, leotard, high heels, thigh highs, long gloves, princess, latex, dominant woman, choker, elf ears, etc. It's unreal how it seems like Bowsette was created to be my perfect icon with how many of my fetishes matches up.
Muscles too. Can't forget the muscles or abs.
y'know, i'd be a liar if i tried to judge you
only a powerful, ascended-in-culture person would just comment all that for the world to see
...and the first two are the only ones that aren't my type as well, so i'd also be a hypocrite for dunking on this lol
It's kind of amazing how Nintendo didn't embrace Bowsette or the other weird shit that Crown can make given how quickly it spread.
That seems like easy material for future games which means MONEY.
Hell regular bowser I can see what people find attractive. He muscular, an powerful king, and an loving dad and leader.
You’d love my female Asriel, to I’d bet.
I love how, throughout this entire countdown, Josh is trying REALLY REALLY hard to be couth.
I also thought about you the moment he gave that focus on Oliver
Couth?
i get the feeling that you, Oscar, are the one who scripted the "Oliver" segment
@@WhiteDarkness3113 it's not him, but he sure as hell loved it lol
And I was so not
For number 3, I can practically hear Oscar (Green Scorpion) cringing from here...
Otherwise, great list! I personally wouldn't choose any of these choices to wed but that's just my opinion
and I just so happened to have rewatched Oscar's "Characters I hate to love" list before learning about this one
@@Ori_Kohav Yep, that's the one!
Funny, your comment is litterally right above Oscars
I don’t hate Waluigi, I just don’t like his fans death threatening and harassing Sakurai and Nintendo because they didn’t put him as a playable character.
...Wait, they've actually been doing that!? What is with people and making incredibly stupid decisions!?!?
You know I'm even that surprised since people really tend to do that a lot lately. Laura Bailey getting death threats for her Abby character, CD project red getting death threats, and now this. Bottom line you can hate a character or something like that but don't stoop to a really lower level by being a dick and death threatening everyone. It's something fanbases and people need to learn by but they don't.
@@warriorofdawn876 Thats the internet and the human race for ya.
@@shadowlinkbds Yeah, I get being passionate about the things you like, but so many people lately seem to make what they like an integral part of their identity that it makes them see any imagined sleight against the things they like as a personal insult. It makes them come across as obsessed and deranged. One of the worse (or I guess best?) examples I can think of is a small group of fans of the Disney Star Wars trilogy were harassing Rei and Kylo's actors because they're so obsessed with their ships, they think the two actors playing them should be together in real life too. And this is despite the fact that they knew damn well that Kylo's actor is married to someone else, and I'm pretty sure they've got kids together too.
Wasn't that literally just three people though?
Oh my God
oh my God
oh my Celestial
oh my Luna
oh my Lauren Faust
oh my God
Josh made a pun
Josh made multiple puns
everybody grab your spam Grab your bottled water get a few guns maybe some knives get to your bunkers
cuz it's the apocalypse
Josh made puns
this is not a drill I repeat this is not a drill
JOSH MADE PUNS
His writers made Josh do so, blame them
Uploading a Valentine day video on single awareness day.
And waluigi the thumbnail?
Truly beautiful
he's our hero.
The Oliver entry had me _rolling_ lmao
… well that’s not what I was expecting when I was looking for something to watch and yet I am intrigued.
Gonna guess that the weirdly part disqualifies characters who are supposed to have some kind of appeal like Sephiroth?
As for what might fit in this category for me, maybe Cynder from Legend of Spyro: A new beginning? IDK, the slender design along with the black and pink and the bits of metal make it really appealing. Pretty sure I wouldn’t screw her but she still looks good. I can see why Spyro would like her.
Yeah I was expecting this video to cover bosses that people found attractive oddly enough yet it’s definitely going more for the “but why?” Question. Else yeah characters like Sephiroth/most things form a Final Fantasy series would make the list
As far as Pyramid Head goes I'm going to go out on a limb and just assume it's sorta the male equivalent rule to Lady D from Resident Evil Village.
When it comes to that monster, people really don't need much of a reason to find Pyramid Head hot. It's that jacked-as-hell bod.
Pretty sure that’s it. Especially when a certain bad SH game shoehorned him in just to give players a good HD look at his body.
@@isenokami7810 and Dead By Daylight with a hotter design for his Silent Hill chapter
@@25Erix
And that face~
Oh, what I'd do to that whole man...
@@TheHalloweenSpirit
And that.
I can hear Rabbidluigi passing out from a heart attack due to the honorable mentions list
I imagine Green scorpion would have some opinions on Rotty Tops
Pyramid Head, my favorite Silent Hill boss; getting number one? Makes sense, have you seen the outrage when in Dead by Daylight, they nerfed his perfectly fine rear cheeks? Yeah… that was a thing.
I am sickened, but curious
Yes, that is very true and people still want that back 🤣
21:00
Okay, now I want to see Derpy, Waluigi, and Boba Fett all hanging out together. I don’t care if they’re hanging out at a bar, playing Mario Party together, dancing the night away, or working as a team of bounty hunters. Whatever it is, I just want to see it happen.
I'm not an Undertale fan but I love that Mettaton made it on the list.
Robo-Legs can't be denied.
Oh, absolutely so~
That man needs to be better recognised in this area lol
Seems like you can never decide on just one soulslike boss to include in one entry unless it’s Bloodbourne. Honestly same for me, how could you ever just choose one souls boss for an entry? They’re all great! (Not you Bed of Chaos)
Ari: snakes are not sexy!
have they seem Fate/Stay Night Medusa?
Sorry to correct you, but they call her Gorgon in the Fate series, but I have to agree with you, has she not seen Gorgon? She's a sight to behold, unfortunately, I haven't played any Fate games to actually know if she's a boss or not, but if there's one snake lady who is a boss, it's Medusa from Kid Icarus: Uprising. A lovely snake lady who was also the goddess of the Underworld before Hades decided to show up and reveal his true methods.
@@WrathNebula321 I prefer to caller that since...well...it is Medusa. You spitting facts
I asked a friend of mine about Rottytops, and he said "There's nothing wrong with necrophilia as long as it's all consensual."
...Should I be worried?
Maybe
VERY worried...and you better hope you don't die before him
@@ej8476 Alright, new plan for life: Don't die. Ever.
in regards to Gatling Gull, I;ve had my fair share of trouble with him (mostly due to my poor timing and thinking), but I've gotta say...that fight is for the birds *badumtss*
So just confirming, the guy at Number 3….his name is Jake right?
Nope. Oliver
This list was even more enjoyable than I thought it would be. Thank you for the #8 pick; I might have rioted if he wasn't on the list at all. Also, props to Ari with that Muppet Christmas Carol reference at the end, that was a great way to bring it all home.
Y’all should do lists together more often, this was hilarious!
Ari needs more screen time! We love the Fiery Secretary!
I can only imagine the amount of giggling that occured while they created the top 10 list xD
The fire emblem rep is that power hungry fool. I love it
Minor Correction: Phone Guy is *far* from the only other human NPC in FNaF: there are several others, most notably in FNAF4 with the kids you can talk to.
But yeah, Vanessa's the first human to be fully rendered, rather than just a voice or an Atari-esque sprite.
And it's such a mercy Scott didn't model her. I know, the writing is pretty mid, but at least it's not using the nightmares of humanoid ideas Mr Cawthon once made.
I feel like the appeal of Pyramid Head being sexy is two things.
Thingy number 1. That Magic Mike physique.
And 2. Kinky stuff. *Edited version of Closer by Nine Inch Nails intensifies*
Not saying I find Pyramid Head appealing as a character myself. However I do see the appeal.
Now as for if thinking a reanimated zombie is cute is necrophilia. Um, yes and no. Yes because of the whole being dead thing. No because being alive but in a reanimated state.
The zombie question makes me question if sentient doll relations are technically self-love.
@@ArcCaravan
I mean, if loving a clone of yourself could be seen as self love. I don't see why getting it on with a sentient robot wouldn't be.
“Finally and this is a big one” (Lady Dimitresque on screen for ‘big one’) classy lol
If I learned anything from following Totalbiscuit, it's that "WifeTF edition" episodes are splendid.. Thanks for giving us this.
Well that’s a title and a half
Being honest, there's some kind of charm in a character so egotistical that makes disturbs the villain of the story so much that literally tells them to their face that they are the living proof that the country is rotting at the seams and that the end of the world can't come soon enough. That one is something I can give him to Oliver, he bewildered the evil guy so much that literally made him go "Screw it! I was going to destroy the world, but you've made me realize how right I was about doing it"
It’s probably just me, but I imagine that Kanji Tatsumi from Persona 4 will go on here somewhere. When watching Hawlo’s playthrough of Persona 4 Golden, I remember seeing his Shadow boss fight and going “OH MY GOD HE’S HOT AF!”.
You're not alone but I'm also weirdly attracted to Futaba's Sphinx Mama from P5
@Kevnev Katfute Akechi is a given.
Probably disqualified due to the no minor rule.
@@lord_boneman Would the Shadow itself be considered underage?
@@ArcCaravan Looking on Dragon's Beard Gamer's comment, I actually say yes. I mean, you do fight him and several other high schoolers as corrupted versions of their normal selves.
Road...to...Morocco…Reference. OMGosh I am so happy! :D And stuff like this are why when I'm talking to people about this channel refer to it as, "my favorite TH-camr, Joshscorcher." Great (but weird) countdown Ari & Josh. Please do more collabs, ya'll have the best cemestry. And yes Ari gets all the cookies. ;)
Huh. Was expecting a best couples in video games for a late valentines countdown but this works too. After all people love weird and sexy.
$20 says that’s for next year.
@@metal_gear_rayquaza8914 I want it too since video game couples would be an interesting countdown.
The Title is “Weirdly Sexy Bosses” and Waluigi is on the title card ... okey-dokey (if he’s bottom of the list how it get any worse?) 😅😅😅
Thanks for the new vid Josh (love you Ari!) 💙🐱💙
...it got worse
wakuigi is not weirdly s3xy he's supremely s3xy waaaaaaah!
David Tennant’s response 🤣
Work with everything!
You two DEFINITELY need to do more list together!
I personally prefer Gardenia over Fantina if I'm being honest. Partially, because Grass is one of my favorite types, and she looks very good in that black crop top and ripped shorts.
But would Gardenia's attractiveness be considered weird?
@@ArcCaravan Why would Fantina’s for that matter? Frankly, I wouldn’t consider any Gym Leader “weirdly” sexy (unless you wanted to break one of the list rules and pick one of the kid leaders). They’re normal human beings; finding them attractive is the opposite of weird.
Now, if you’re attracted to a Legendary, on the other hand, that’s a different story. That said, probably would’ve put Pherosoma in that HM slot myself.
@@isenokami7810 I think the main reason why they considered Fantina specifically to be weird is because her hairstyle is one of the odder ones in the series, to put it mildly, among other things
I will be honest, I have been attracted to Carmelita Fox, Rottytops, Gigamermaid, the many Pokemon waifus, Many Fire Emblem waifus, many Final Fantasy waifus, Pyra/Mythra/Pneuma, Nia, Many Resident Evil waifus with Lady Dimitrescu and her daughters as only RE bosses included, Amy, Rouge, Blaze, Cosmo,
The Xenoblade 2 reps on your list are mainly just “weird” because they’re Blades. I mean, they’re obviously designed to be attractive, and they’re close enough to human for that to be fine. But…Blades are… Well, anyone familiar with XC2 will start wondering how intercourse would even work with beings like them.
Come on, I know you have used him a lot lately, and don’t want to get stale, but this SCREAMS Ghirahim.
I could have my friend talk about how sexy Waluigi is for over 2 hours, but that video would so be demonetized.
A weird one for this list, a least in my opinion is Dark Samus from Metroid Prime 3: Corruption. I mean yes she's the Metroid Prime using Samus' DNA and the Phazon Suit to make herself stable, but at the same time, fans really know how to draw her good for a lot of right and wrong reasons.
Are we talking about the actual skeletal abomination Dark Samus or the so-called "Zero Suit Dark Samus" that has no basis in canon?
@@KingdomHeartsBrawler Not talking about Metroid Prime 2, that one was more monstrous than human, I'm talking about Prime 3 version, where she actually looks like a dark version of Samus where she COULD have a human look under that armor. And I am aware the non-canon "Zero Suit Dark Samus" fan art that's out there.
It is technically not necro, but it is very close at best. Also, just in case anyone was wondering, vampires may usually come in a nicer package, but it is ultimately still the same thing as loving zombies since they are both undead.
personally the difference between necro and monsterf*cker is whether or not the target can theoretically give consent. If it's a real dead body, then no, of course it can't, so being attracted to it would be morally corrupt. But if it's a fictional undead being with a human level of sentience, then yeah, it could.
Alice Hiiragi from Persona 5 Stirkers. Or Shadow Sae Niijima from the Original/Royal.
I think Rotty falls under the same rules as Vampires, succubi, and others. Reanimated corpse, but with sentience.
Of course he put Waluigi in the thumbnail.
The statement that Waluigi doesn't have a lot of fans is especially funny to me because he has *DEFINITELY* become an ironic sex symbol in a lot places.
I think the phrase "I have several questions" about the top 3 that is never going to be answered fits
Heh, good thing it's the month of love, because I love Josh and Ari's dynamic. It is glorious and I am all over it!
Seeing Josh talk about this stuff is lowkey cursed and I like it.
"Furry _and_ giantess..."
Welcome to the wonderful(?) world of macrofurs, Josh.
Welp *Slaps thighs* he definitely wants my female Asriel, to crunch him that’s all i needed to know lol.
Kind of fascinating how fetishes can often blend together like that. Less so when you have one that’s your kink mixed with one you don’t care for or is a straight up turn off.
Like with this example. Definitely a furry, albeit not as a kink; macro, not so fond of.
The fact that there is word for this some how makes me laugh and die on the inside at the same time
Tis a wonderful world INDEED! :D
Toooootally not strange, lol.
God the kinks
Ah yes, Oliver, literally just Sexy Robotnik in Fire Emblem. 😂
Oh man.
What a perfect thumbnail.
I Love both of you doing this! It's hilarious! Y'all should do more countdowns together.
Really nice to see you both collab on a list.
This is by far my favorite review of the channel, Josh and Ari's reactions just Scream 'match made in heaven'! 😂😂💖
You guys NEED to collab on these list more often. This was hilarious!😂😂😂
Josh's best unintentional pun at 24:56
Flandre is actually hundreds of years old despite her appearance. So she's legal, but the FBI is still probably gonna bust down your door.
Also, fun fact, the person who played Pyramid Head in the Silent Hill live action films is actually a ballet dancer. So I guess the grace and sex appeal bleeds through even grotesque attire.
By the way, there's also a weird fan girl attraction for Isaac "Zack" Foster from "Angels of Death" despite him being a literal psychotic serial killer with a hair trigger temper that can be set off just from seeing someone who is happy.
Doesn't matter what the canonical age is. According to the rules of anime, if they look and act like a kid like Flandre they aren't legal, but if they look and act like an adult like at lot of the Persona cast then they are, regardless of age. For example, Nowi from Fire Emblem Awakening is 1000 years old but has the mind and body of a inmature 13/14 year old girl so therefore she isn't legal. Meanwhile Katsumi from Persona 5 has a mature adult body and doesn't act like a little kid, so even though she's canonicly 15 it's okay to lewd her since she looks and acts like an adult. Age doesn't matter in anime land, it's all based on appearance and mental maturity.
@@krimsonkatt I'd go the other way. An adult who looks like a child is still an adult, and a child who looks like an adult is still a child. It's bizarre to me to see people using the reverse.
@@BJGvideos Probably because of lolis. Better to be safe than sorry. I think there's also an issue of different countries having different laws regarding age of consent.
@@ArcCaravan But if you're an adult, you're an adult. Flat out. I'd think the only exceptions would be those people with that weird condition where they never develop after birth. But they don't mentally develop either.
@@BJGvideos Hard to prove a fictional character is an adult in mind and aren't just magic creatures that conveniently look and act underaged despite existing for centuries.
This was funny as hell. You two are amazing together. Keep going.
While Rottytops is certainly a "boss" than makes you turn your head and ask "why!?"...
I think that Giga Mermaid or one of the hot siren bosses (Especially the Angler Fish or Empress Siren) would have made more sense. I suppose since they covered giantess/furry with Carmelita, they didn't want to have a simlar one.
Maybe hot, binded up, rampaging mermaids is too normal for their standards. :p
I LOVE Ari in these videos she is a silly nutcase but I'm LOVING IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This comedic duo is something I didn't know I desperately needed until now, and I adore it.
Oh my God, I had forgotten about #3 and it was glorious!
One of the best couples in gaming. We love you
You two play off each other really well, you should do stuff like this more often.
OMG, you two are so adorable together! You work off each other brilliantly and I would love to see the two of you do more lists together!
Can I say Shadow Queen Peach?
A girl who's a demonic entity but can also be described as literally wide but also flat at the same time?
... AAARGGHH!!! STUPID SEXY WALUIGI!!
Mileena would have been perfect for this List as weirdly Attractive,however she was never a Boss in the MK Franchise so she doesn't count all in all this was a Strange List that most of the Characters cut my Off Guard,then again Anime has alot of weird and Attractive Characters so who am I to judge.
Would Mileena count since she is most known for being conventionally attractive while wearing a mask that hides the Tarkatan teeth?
Edit: typo on Tarkatan, accidentally said Tarjatan.
@@ArcCaravan Tarkatan Teeth and yes she kinda Counts,her the perfect combination of both Beauty and Beast and if you look closely to her Lore,she's extremely Sympathetic.
The was legitimately one of the funniest countdowns I've seen in a long time.
“Long and Hard?” Is the next countdown gonna be about innuendos?
I'm guessing bosses with long battles.
Can you do Top 10 video game villains who were right?
Oh cool. Josh and Ari doing a Collab together? I could get used to this. Happy late Valentine's day ❤️
I'm so glad you used Super Macho Man for the transition. A sexy man for. Weirdly sexy bosses video. Thank you for the eye candy~❤
HAHAHA t-that last one, killed me! HAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣
WELCOME TO THE INTERNET SON! 😂👌
Uh
Venessa and Vanny are actually completely different people
She's not looking on with Calmness
She's looking at Vanny in SHOCK that she has the same face as her
By the way, you two have a great comedic dynamic
So a clone then?
@@jamescook5783 Maybe they're twins.
@@jamescook5783
More like Two "People" in one Body
Vanessa the Security Gaurd
Vanny the Reluctant Servant
@@shelbybayer200
One body? Yet one is mortified on the roof while the other lies lifeless in the car park?!
@@purplepedantry
In a Weird storyline like FNAF
Anything can happen
I can see Twinrova being on here.
I sickened but curious
Aww, it's so nice you're doing a list together for once!
Vanny will always be a character/boss that I violently simp for and go "awooga" over.
Her outfit suits her shape really well, she's got that Harley Quinn brand of crazy that I love, and I just think she could've been a great character.
No, I'm not a furry.
Yes, is very sad that the character have nothing in the current game and only the fans make better content about her
Personal honorable mention :
- Blizzaria (Yo Kai Watch 1)
Pretty much the only way I'll accept being frozen to death.
- Possessed Empress (Battle Cats)
Haven't fought her yet, but damn she's cute.
- Lana/Suiren (Pokemon Sun and Moon)
I mean, if you know me, you probably should've seen this coming.
- Callie (Splatoon 2)
Tbh, both the Squid Sisters are cute but Callie has the upper hand here simply because she's the final boss. I'd include Marie if I could but you clearly never fought her so...
(Editor's note : don't worry Marie fans, even if she didn't make the cut, I still think Marie is slightly cuter)
- Goku Blizzaria (Yo Kai Watch Puni Puni/Wibble Wobble)
What can I say, heroines turned evil is a concept I'm into, which by process of elimination, she's cuter than normal Blizzaria. This feels like cheating but fuck it.
- Marnie (Pokemon Sword)
Do I need to explain myself?
- Mallow (Pokemon Sun and Moon)
Refer to what I said about Marnie
- Susie (Kirby Planet Robobot)
I just think she's cute.
- Dedede (Kirby series)
Your joke answer of the day. But before any of you tear me to shreds, please see where I'm getting at. Dedede is indeed, a god, but I would definitely NOT take him out on a date. He'd eat all my fries before I can even take one out of the container and I hate it when my fries get taken away from me.
- Bowser (Mario)
Bowser > Mario, fight me
And that's it from me.
For the Blizzaria honorable mention… this is especially true for her Shadowside form
Man, Josh and Ari are like freaking day and night here. If I didn't know any better, I'd get the feeling that she's actively trolling him.