@shurriccYou're a bot. Also, my mom doesn't drive.😂 Bots have been reported in BREWSTEW'S channel, for some reason.😂 Report them immediately as I love my mom.
Hey brew u probably won’t see this but back in 2020 i lost everything and thought about offing myself and watching ur videos made me feel better and happy thank you for what you do
Talk about cheating death, I’m 53 and growing up in the 70’s as a kid ment there were pretty much 4 rules, 1- have breakfast & get out of the house 2- come back at lunch 3- come back home when street lights come on 4- don’t die So in the summer my Aunt and Uncle had a house down the Cape and we would go down ever summer. Place was great growing up. So we walk to the beach and this beach had 2 docks on the water. 1 right at the score with a slide so the little one can go one that. About 20-30 yards out there is another dock with a diving board. But you could only go out there if you could swim. So as I got to be 7-8 I kept asking my Dad to go out to the diving board and if he could take me. Every year my Dad is like, “ ..ummm next year “. Next year comes he says the same thing until one year. Now let me paint a little picture for you, the Jaws movie, the first one, people at the beach this was like that place. So we get there and my parents notice the life guard. Back then the lifeguard was , “ hey does your kid want a job as lifeguard this year” No training , if you can swim your hired. We show up and walking by the lifeguard and we sit down and my parents say, “ hope no one needs help today, this kid looks 13 and couldn’t save anyone” Thank God they were so wrong. After pestering my Dad to take me out , once again, he finally says yes. We had a pool at home so we knew how to swim and he was probably waiting for me to be a stronger swimmer. So I’m about 9-10 now maybe it’s 1980 or 79, but anyway, we start to swim out there, everything is going fine we are both swimming on our own. Then we notice the dock is to our right and is further away, so we change direction and we still are going further and further away. My Dad starts pushing me towards the dock and I come right back to him. He pushes me I come right back. Now I’m thinking “ umm Dad what’s going on? “ I couldn’t imagine what was going through his mind. Then all of a sudden someone grabs me then my Dad and next thing we know we are on the dock. When my Dad and I walked out, my Mom being the SUPER MOM she has always been and is still kicking butt at 84, watched us and started walking towards the life guard. She said “excuse me but my son and husband “ that’s all she got out of her mouth and the young lifeguard says very politely, “ it’s ok Ma’am I’ve been watching the two of them since they walked out.” Then as soon as he saw a little trouble he was off in the water. My Mom said “ he swam so fast and was a Guardian Angel that day. He saved my life for sure and possibly 2 even 3 lives that day. I wish we knew who that lifeguard was… probably the most horrifying things to ever happen to me. Thank God & his Guardian Angel !!
Those were the days. I remember a guy at the flee market with a fish tank full of them. Idk that was his display case but it was. He was selling them for their supposed worth price so I never bought one. I just bought the packs and traded kids for saved up Halloween candy.
I have no idea how you seem to remember every last thing that happened in your life, I struggle with what happened last week. I get it when it's big things but you have such good memories of childhood and other than substantial things they all blend into one for me.
What is it with lifeguards being pissed off at the drowning kids? My near-drowning wave pool experience when I was about 13 was basically the same as your story except that I happened to be maybe 15 feet from a ladder when I went under after getting smacked in the face by like 10 waves. I was just strong enough to get myself to the side and pull myself above the water. I collapsed on the side of the pool, half in and half out, with what felt like a gallon of water spilling out of my lungs, and after a minute or so, the asshole lifeguard sauntered over and yelled at me to quit blocking the ladder. I just looked up at him and coughed out even more water. It was 35 years ago so my memory is hazy, but I vaguely remember gasping out, “do….. your….. damn…. job.” He walked away and left me there to die. I crawled away and recovered. Good times.
I think the reason those lifeguards are always pissed off is because either they are paid enough or got pissed off by something and decided to be pissed off to others.
You brought up the tree falling, and it made me think of a wedding I helped to cater. Literally watched the bride, groom, priest, and a dozen people swiftly evacuate the alter area as a tree limb came crashing down
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if there were more near death experiences that Tyler had. This could mean that he could easily do a part 2 or even part 3 of this video.
I relate to this on sooo many levels. My daughter asked me one day how I haven't died yet after everything she's seen happen to me in her 14yrs on this planet. My response was "You know how they say you have an angel and a devil on your shoulder? Well I have 2 devils that just enjoy watching me have near death experiences and therefor will not let me die out of shear entertainment" She laughed her butt off and now any time something remotely dangerous happens to me she makes a comment about it :D
I just remember the wave pool got really packed. Everyone else was on inflatables. I was swimming in the deep end, and I got temporarily trapped under water. It's hard because you can easily get sucked under, and they really pack those pools with hundreds of people.
As someone who's had multiple close experiences with death including being jumped and pistol whipped, and ran off the road on a 4wheeler by the police, I appreciate the upload 👏🏽
I spun out during a blizzard in rush hour traffic. I was still pretty new to driving in terms of driving-in-a-blizzard so i turned into the spin instead of against it. I literally 360d and faced oncoming traffic thinking "either im gonna die, cause a pile up, or both" Good news is i obliterated a guard rail instead. Then i cried the entire way home c:
The two I can think of was when 1. Me and my family were at some horse races and me and my dad were near the stables when one of the horse got spooked and ran out of its stall. It rounded the corner of the stable right as me and my dad were standing right in its path. My dad used his dad reflexes though and was able to swoop me out of the way and up against the wall before I was trampled. 2. I was hanging out in the band room after a football game and as I was leaving I passed through some double doors that had a bar in the middle. Apparently this bar could be removed if they needed to get something big through the doors which they had done recently. They forgot to secure the bar good enough after this though and I was the lucky recipient of a falling 30lb metal bar right to the back of the skull. Luckily I had walked just far enough for it to be a glancing blow and I didn’t get super hurt.
I've watched all your videos on this channel and they always put a smile on my face. Thank you for all you have done for us. Now I'm off to your your other page to get caught up. Again thanks. 👍👍👍
I don't know what algorithm brought me to this side of TH-cam, but hearing someone talk about a time when they were staring directly into the asshole of Death is gold!
Go check out my second channel @BrewstewAfterHours do it, I'm your dad.
Bet
Okay
Word
HEYYYY
Alr bet
Bro has had the same animations for 11+ years, what a legend.
If you look he actually increased in quality! I mean it's still ms paint drawings, but it's like a real artist doing it instead of Joe Schmoe
@shurricc He’s a bot
@shurriccbooo no she won't!
I mean, its a perfect example of 'If its not broke, dont fix it' type of thing lol
@shurriccYou're a bot. Also, my mom doesn't drive.😂
Bots have been reported in BREWSTEW'S channel, for some reason.😂 Report them immediately as I love my mom.
Grim reaper is either absolutely pissed off, or impressed. There’s no in between
There is bot here
@shurricc pathetic
@@Gamefan111 just report it
@shurricc oooh so scary Im so scared shivering me timbers over here soiled me britches
@@The_counter-titan-t3h yeah I did
6:23 I love how the lifeguard is both on the chair and in the pool at the same time.
I wonder if this was intentional or not
2:55 When your dad runs from something, you know it's serious
@shurricc भवतः मम्मा कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु वाहनदुर्घटने मृता भविष्यति... एतस्य निवारणस्य एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां ग्रहीतुं शक्यते motherfucker
@shurriccbud😑
Bro commented before finishing the vid
"woah when did you learn how to run?!?" 😂
@shurriccno.
Getting to watch this on my lunch break is pure bliss
Why is the emoji so crunchy
How do you get the emojis?
That emoji is sick lol
Real as hell i am currently sitting on a stool in the back corner of the little caesers i work at
@@iwillberightzackThat is so raw bro
0:01 alright.
0:03 life
0:03 I've
0:04 is
0:05 reaper
0:06 i
5:31 is the funniest line I've ever heard with a fish
He ain’t a bluegill tho
4:37 caught me off guard i cant stop laughing brewstew unloading is the best thing about every month
@shurricc why do I have to wait a few hours? just do it now.
@shurricc I wish these bots would stfu
@shurricc stop begging for subs 😂
@@Urbaddiecharcoal is that what it translated too?
Brewstew, please don't text minors 🙏
Real 😂
Th
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Real
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6:24 the life guard cloned himself lol
And so the Courier who had cheated death in the cemetery outside Goodsprings cheated death, once again, and the Mojave Wasteland was forever changed.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
we won’t go quietly, the Legion can count on that
When I got this assignment, I thought there'd be more gambling.
"Assume the position." - Fisto
We got ourselves a little ranger reunion
Brewstew upload on a Friday is the equivalent of a 90s Friday with Blockbuster and pizza.
Thanks!
You’re welcome!
😢
The greatest part of my day is this "Alright"
@shurricc no subs still
@shurriccshut up
@shurricc that’s just messed up if that actually happened
@shurriccoh no I new bot!
just reported him and don't interact
Hey brew u probably won’t see this but back in 2020 i lost everything and thought about offing myself and watching ur videos made me feel better and happy thank you for what you do
“All right” never gets old
@shurriccjokes on you! She died in 1999
Why would it?
@shurriccmost pathetic way to actually get people to subscribe to you just make content like everyone else does
@@josephtoohey4038lol 😂 bro cheeted his moms death by her dyeing early
But sorry for you loss 😢
@@josephtoohey4038Sorry for your loss
You know a TH-cam channel is good when the owner uploads 1 video every 47 years and still pulls 12K views in less than 8 minutes lol
Allright....enough jokes enjoy the video
@shurriccdon't translate... or do.
Nobody cares and you suck with both hands. 2 at a time.
@shurricc😐
@shurricc Yussssss. I needed this.
@@DitchDoctor543 IM SCARED OF YOU HELP
Talk about cheating death,
I’m 53 and growing up in the 70’s as a kid ment there were pretty much 4 rules,
1- have breakfast & get out of the house
2- come back at lunch
3- come back home when street lights come on
4- don’t die
So in the summer my Aunt and Uncle had a house down the Cape and we would go down ever summer. Place was great growing up. So we walk to the beach and this beach had 2 docks on the water. 1 right at the score with a slide so the little one can go one that. About 20-30 yards out there is another dock with a diving board. But you could only go out there if you could swim. So as I got to be 7-8 I kept asking my Dad to go out to the diving board and if he could take me. Every year my Dad is like, “ ..ummm next year “. Next year comes he says the same thing until one year.
Now let me paint a little picture for you, the Jaws movie, the first one, people at the beach this was like that place. So we get there and my parents notice the life guard.
Back then the lifeguard was , “ hey does your kid want a job as lifeguard this year”
No training , if you can swim your hired.
We show up and walking by the lifeguard and we sit down and my parents say, “ hope no one needs help today, this kid looks 13 and couldn’t save anyone”
Thank God they were so wrong. After pestering my Dad to take me out , once again, he finally says yes. We had a pool at home so we knew how to swim and he was probably waiting for me to be a stronger swimmer. So I’m about 9-10 now maybe it’s 1980 or 79, but anyway, we start to swim out there, everything is going fine we are both swimming on our own. Then we notice the dock is to our right and is further away, so we change direction and we still are going further and further away. My Dad starts pushing me towards the dock and I come right back to him. He pushes me I come right back. Now I’m thinking “ umm Dad what’s going on? “ I couldn’t imagine what was going through his mind. Then all of a sudden someone grabs me then my Dad and next thing we know we are on the dock. When my Dad and I walked out, my Mom being the SUPER MOM she has always been and is still kicking butt at 84, watched us and started walking towards the life guard. She said “excuse me but my son and husband “ that’s all she got out of her mouth and the young lifeguard says very politely, “ it’s ok Ma’am I’ve been watching the two of them since they walked out.” Then as soon as he saw a little trouble he was off in the water. My Mom said “ he swam so fast and was a Guardian Angel that day. He saved my life for sure and possibly 2 even 3 lives that day.
I wish we knew who that lifeguard was… probably the most horrifying things to ever happen to me. Thank God & his Guardian Angel !!
grammarly is free, you know
I ain’t reading allat💀🙏
I couldn’t understand anything.
I love how you’re always reintroducing your prized holographic Charzard. Always makes me laugh 😂
Same
Those were the days. I remember a guy at the flee market with a fish tank full of them. Idk that was his display case but it was. He was selling them for their supposed worth price so I never bought one. I just bought the packs and traded kids for saved up Halloween candy.
It's a fuckin holographic chatzard what do you expect😅
He really do be holding the world by it's azz
YIPPIE BREWSTEW
@shurricc Don't Translate!!!! あなたの愚かさ
SAME PFP
@shurricc 😒 no one wants to subscribe to your channel dude
@@Jan_erd YAY
The rage baiters 😂
hey i dont think you're gonna see this but your videos have really helped me get a good laugh in while im having a hard time, so thank you brewstew!
I have no idea how you seem to remember every last thing that happened in your life, I struggle with what happened last week. I get it when it's big things but you have such good memories of childhood and other than substantial things they all blend into one for me.
Alzheimer's is a bitch.
6:22 there is two life guards
They are twins LOL
What if the real life gaurd is the death we cheated along the way?
Back then it was 3 life...guards for a quarter...
& then...it was...GAME OVER
5:52 *I took that out of context and it was BAD* 💀
What was it? :/
He’s probably one of the only animated storytime TH-camrs who are consistent ✍️
🌮
And make real stories
Don't Translate.....
भवतः मम्मा कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु वाहनदुर्घटने मृता भविष्यति... एतस्य निवारणस्य एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां ग्रहीतुं शक्यते
@@returnofhackedbyahaahautpa6402 OK then
@@returnofhackedbyahaahautpa6402 no thanks
2:32 Oh no, Helen Hunt. It’s an F5 tornado. I’m super scared right now.
Nice callback
2:52
You are real for this one
Seeing your own parents running is sucha special memory
0:26 The spinning 😂😂
Fr😂
@shurricc shut up thats not funny
It’s like super Paper Mario flipping 😂
@@ViperousVT that’s exactly what it looks like lol
@@Sero_hanta508you sound fun as fuck
"Alright" is probably the best thing ever, you just know that it's brewstew no matter what.
3:22 his little boy voice came out 😭
😂😂
“It's plain and simple, I'm far from brittle
Unbreakable, you following?
I'm Bruce Willis in a train wreck” NF- Clouds song
I just realized, the last story was about almost drowning. And Bruce's weakness is water.
"Alright."
Never gets old! 😂
Is no one gonna talk about the life guard is in two places at once at 6:21😂😂😂😂
So happy you are still doing these. Keep'em comin'!
Dudes got the best lore of all storytime youtubers.
4:36 i was not prepared for that image jesus christ 😂😂
2:14 frank woods
bo1🤩
This comment made my day for some reason. I guess I just appreciate someone appreciating the old (good) CODs.
Missed opportunity for sound bite and bad photoshop
*gunshot* “can’t kill me..”
Yep
I don't ask for much but definitely need more stories with Tyler's dad, man is a legend in every story he's in.
I agree with you.
1:00 I was actually waiting for a "shittee flute" version of "jesus take the wheel" :P
What is it with lifeguards being pissed off at the drowning kids? My near-drowning wave pool experience when I was about 13 was basically the same as your story except that I happened to be maybe 15 feet from a ladder when I went under after getting smacked in the face by like 10 waves. I was just strong enough to get myself to the side and pull myself above the water. I collapsed on the side of the pool, half in and half out, with what felt like a gallon of water spilling out of my lungs, and after a minute or so, the asshole lifeguard sauntered over and yelled at me to quit blocking the ladder. I just looked up at him and coughed out even more water. It was 35 years ago so my memory is hazy, but I vaguely remember gasping out, “do….. your….. damn…. job.” He walked away and left me there to die. I crawled away and recovered. Good times.
Exactly I don’t understand wave pool lifeguards being so mad about doing their jobs. It’s happened to me more than one location. It’s ridiculous.
I think the reason those lifeguards are always pissed off is because either they are paid enough or got pissed off by something and decided to be pissed off to others.
It could also be because the kids make the same mistake every time
@@TheOneShoe2453 true.
Btw I misspelled aren't with are
You brought up the tree falling, and it made me think of a wedding I helped to cater. Literally watched the bride, groom, priest, and a dozen people swiftly evacuate the alter area as a tree limb came crashing down
1:36 Y'all somehow treated a car like a bowling ball with rails.
@shurriccindian call center 😭😭😭
That’s crazy
The Grim reaper probally has a list of how many times Tyler cheated death when he finaly pass by natural causes.
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if there were more near death experiences that Tyler had. This could mean that he could easily do a part 2 or even part 3 of this video.
Five of my favorite TH-camrs have posted a video for the first time in at least a month. This is a good day.
"SIMULATED DROWNING MACHINE 9000" Yeah that's accurate.
Thanks for the upload my glorius animator
1:25 got to watch out for that dangerous BLACK ice. Sneaky that BLACK ice is.
Key and Peele 😂
Not as bad as the oppressive WHITE snow
Should not of watched this on the bus with a full bladder, nearly pissed myself laughing 😂
3:32
Is this MF really going to gloss over the fact, that we almost got pulverize by a GD sycamore tree?😂😂😂
Man time flies I’ve been watching you since 5th grade and now I’m a senior in high school your a big part of my childhood for sure
Brewstew videos are like going to the beach, happens only a few times a year, but it’s great every time
ive never been to the beach in my life lol
@@sheriecoleman598 that’s really sad
Great analogy
You always got to watch out for those black ice air fresheners on the road. 😂
i found some black ice air fresheners on the road a few days ago
Lmaooooooooo. The “yeah nothing happened” part got me
Hooray! I always get so excited when a video comes out!
Same
Fr
4:36 When I was 9, a bunch of people brought rafts into the wave pool right on top of people.
I relate to this on sooo many levels. My daughter asked me one day how I haven't died yet after everything she's seen happen to me in her 14yrs on this planet. My response was "You know how they say you have an angel and a devil on your shoulder? Well I have 2 devils that just enjoy watching me have near death experiences and therefor will not let me die out of shear entertainment" She laughed her butt off and now any time something remotely dangerous happens to me she makes a comment about it :D
3:06 that is some final destination shit 💀
Fr
The grim reaper looks nothing like your style, but that just makes it funnier
Drunk Lindsay was the cherry on this one. You are almost as crafty as bill and Ted. Iykyk
The greatest part of my day is this "Alright
I just remember the wave pool got really packed. Everyone else was on inflatables. I was swimming in the deep end, and I got temporarily trapped under water. It's hard because you can easily get sucked under, and they really pack those pools with hundreds of people.
1:52
"That truck was F**ked six ways to sunday", that got me dying🤣🤣😂😂
His dad not telling his mom was a classic dad move lol
You know that it’s gonna be a great day when it’s your birthday and brewstew uploaded
i literally died at the “NO OPEN BUTTERFLY KNIVES” part 🤣
You spin me round baby spin right round 1:26
"hit a patch of black ice" 😂
Those damn air fresheners am I rt !
i almost forgot about this legend
4:32 Poor guy is a CSA victim, Death needs to be put on a list, or a feature with Drake.
0:38 Yep, i will, i am gonna tell my godchildren "I loved the TH-camr Bruce Willis"
The tomahawk/break dancing part had me laughing harder than I have in so long 😂 I can't even explain why.
the thought of beating the grim reaper in goldeneye007 by screen cheating is hilarious
6:14 Gus Johnson's mom was at the same wave pool? Deborah loves huckin'.
As someone who's had multiple close experiences with death including being jumped and pistol whipped, and ran off the road on a 4wheeler by the police, I appreciate the upload 👏🏽
Bro, why does the Grim Reaper look like that?😂
@shurriccshut up
Bot above, report and ignore.
@shurriccsyw
@@AwesomeYena bro, what are you yapping about?
@@DdddNeneje There used to be a fake account above my reply, it's now gone.
2:40 Brewstew has backgrounds!
“ the closer to death you get the more fun you have” hahahaha
at 2:24 i like that the shotguns are just the new vegas hunting shotgun
My guy is out here playing GTA 5 in real life and somehow neither winning nor losing
How the hell does he come up with all these references and jokes? Bro has comedy gold mines in the cavity holes of his brain XD
How is this man not in the I Survived series of books?
He probably either wasn’t famous yet or doesn’t want to be in them.
3:21 are those the shotgun models from fallout new Vegas😂
Or black ops 1
Man I love it when this guy uploads. I'm british but I grew up in the 90s and I find Tyler so relatable.
The Grim Reaper has the opportunity to do the most hilarious thing after this video
After 11 years he's still describing his life. To describe my life it would stay 2 minutes
I spun out during a blizzard in rush hour traffic. I was still pretty new to driving in terms of driving-in-a-blizzard so i turned into the spin instead of against it. I literally 360d and faced oncoming traffic thinking "either im gonna die, cause a pile up, or both"
Good news is i obliterated a guard rail instead. Then i cried the entire way home c:
6:41 not me using my balisong 💀💀💀
I bought a cheap one and it broke upon me using for second time
@@zyronalexx damn💀
I bought mine off amazon for like 8 dollars and it’s pretty durable
I 3d printed one@@Youraveragebeanguy
@@WORRIED-FOX how.
Having near death experiences r crazy tbh i’ve had so many 😂
Bro be from final destination films lmao
I will always forget brewie then remember 3 years later never gets old
7:01 he wins every time
Why was I at the perfect time when I seen your comment 😂😂
@@Joseth_Batista25 lol I went to the comment right at the end
0:19 do NOT turn on captions
💀
What?
I don’t get it
Wtf! I should of listened.
Grim raper 😭
The two I can think of was when 1. Me and my family were at some horse races and me and my dad were near the stables when one of the horse got spooked and ran out of its stall. It rounded the corner of the stable right as me and my dad were standing right in its path. My dad used his dad reflexes though and was able to swoop me out of the way and up against the wall before I was trampled.
2. I was hanging out in the band room after a football game and as I was leaving I passed through some double doors that had a bar in the middle. Apparently this bar could be removed if they needed to get something big through the doors which they had done recently. They forgot to secure the bar good enough after this though and I was the lucky recipient of a falling 30lb metal bar right to the back of the skull. Luckily I had walked just far enough for it to be a glancing blow and I didn’t get super hurt.
Unlimited dad lore
Finally a new one and not an update of compilation
@shurriccworst curse ever date. Life already beat you to it.
I've watched all your videos on this channel and they always put a smile on my face. Thank you for all you have done for us. Now I'm off to your your other page to get caught up. Again thanks. 👍👍👍
Is everyone going to ignore the spinning part at 4:27 that shit was top notch
@shurricc I don't have a mom 😂😂😂 loser begging for subs
@shurricc hahahaha begging for subs.. so pathetic
@shurriccfor cursing my mom I curse your mom with the same thing
The ex’s face 🤣
@shurriccno
I don't know what algorithm brought me to this side of TH-cam, but hearing someone talk about a time when they were staring directly into the asshole of Death is gold!
I love these videos mr stew
@shurriccbot shhh
@@MaddogFB Don't give the bots attention