Billy Mitchell Gets DESTROYED By Judge!

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  • @karljobst
    @karljobst  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5705

    The judge's assistant is named 'Karena Griffiths' so Billy likely misspoke there. From what I'm reading in comments, opinions are mixed but most people think that mentioning the tie is dirty but probably not an attempt at stolen valor. Please keep hate to a minimum, we are just having a laugh.
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    • @jerrywang7360
      @jerrywang7360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      you were the chosen one

    • @rh8415
      @rh8415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      I'd rather not install that shit of a game, glad you got your bag though

    • @DiscountYT
      @DiscountYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      get the bag, man

    • @karljobst
      @karljobst  2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      That is an insane guess

    • @Slackow
      @Slackow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      This comment looks like one of those bot accounts lmao.

  • @pewpew9193
    @pewpew9193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6659

    Since Billy represented himself, that case was technically tool assisted.

    • @21shanks
      @21shanks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I chuckled.

    • @Zuva_Deity
      @Zuva_Deity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Underrated comment

    • @crishealingvtuber8626
      @crishealingvtuber8626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      good one

    • @casualgaming2570
      @casualgaming2570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ok , that make me smile thumbs up

    • @god4501
      @god4501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You are a man of comedy i see

  • @ancient_gaming
    @ancient_gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11472

    I think we can all agree: Billy Mitchell is *not* an absolute legend.

  • @Jason48344
    @Jason48344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    Billy's tongue flickering is him trying to reload his save states. The judge really MAMEd him!

    • @isskull7272
      @isskull7272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It's actually just his inner serpent coming out.

    • @tomthellama
      @tomthellama ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Just watching this makes my lips chapped

    • @brandonperry857
      @brandonperry857 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Underated comment

    • @mullahviking
      @mullahviking ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I belive it's a mix between heroin and meth.

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mullahviking i don't buy that he's on H, he's not remotely chill enough. maybe coke? after all he DID peak in the 80s lol

  • @karinka123
    @karinka123 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    what always strikes me as odd is that Billy didn't introduce himself to the judge as "billy mitchell, video game player of the century"😂😂

    • @ChihuahuainaTrenchcoat
      @ChihuahuainaTrenchcoat 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You just know he was holding it back

    • @karinka123
      @karinka123 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      it must have been a real struggle for him to do that@@ChihuahuainaTrenchcoat

  • @QuotePilgrim
    @QuotePilgrim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1905

    "I spoke with Melanie Griffith yesterday."
    Sir, this is a Wendy's.

    • @kl1172
      @kl1172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @patriots-wu2qs
      @patriots-wu2qs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Needs way more likes....I laughed out loud pretty hard.

    • @thisisfyne
      @thisisfyne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sir. SIR.

    • @doomenthusiast
      @doomenthusiast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hehehe

    • @MoreInsane96
      @MoreInsane96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OBJECTION

  • @HmmHmm-ve7ou
    @HmmHmm-ve7ou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4275

    Well, this Judge is definitely an absolute legend.

    • @RiskOfBaer
      @RiskOfBaer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's an absolute legend alright... just not in the way he'd want to be.

    • @lawjef
      @lawjef 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      One thing is certain, that judge’s bow tie is an absolute legend

    • @MillywiggZ
      @MillywiggZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can say that again buddy.

    • @smugbowkid9919
      @smugbowkid9919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That judge did some real huge skips in the new strategy.

    • @uraldamasis6887
      @uraldamasis6887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I think he's just a normal judge doing normal judge stuff. Billy Mitchell tends to make everybody else look legendary in comparison.

  • @evanrandall1675
    @evanrandall1675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    His look at the end really is priceless. As if to say "you're lucky you're an expert in the law or you'd be waking up to a frivolous lawsuit tomorrow buddy"

    • @saltycomet
      @saltycomet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Right 😂

    • @lifehurts1183
      @lifehurts1183 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This is my favorite moment in this Billy Mitchell saga. He's sulking like a kid all because his lawsuit got dismissed XD

    • @johannderjager4146
      @johannderjager4146 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That wouldn't stop him from being able to sue the judge lol. This is America, remember?

  • @patrckhh20
    @patrckhh20 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Mitchel is going for the record in the 100% category in frivolous lawsuits. This is one of the most difficult levels where you have to convince a judge to not dismiss a case that he legally must dismiss. He tried the sucking up strats, the blaming the defendant strats, and even the "I know a celebrity" glitch. But he still failed. That's why there are so few that go for the record in this category.

    • @APlusBPress
      @APlusBPress 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Nailed it.

    • @ElPayasoMalo
      @ElPayasoMalo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He's been trying to be neck and neck with Donald Trump in this category, but so far, he hasn't been able to get in that echelon. Good luck reaching those lows, Billy!

    • @dallasjones7984
      @dallasjones7984 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Best. COMMENT. EVER.

  • @240nordey5
    @240nordey5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3043

    Billy is such an absolute legend, he speedran getting his case tossed out of court.

    • @GlyphicEnigma
      @GlyphicEnigma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      and he did it faster than TAS!

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Only took him 11 months :p

    • @TayoEXE
      @TayoEXE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It was definitely due to the human element. Can't forget that.

    • @Kurachi84
      @Kurachi84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think only ONE person could beat that WR, a person who's good at dodging and attack at the right moments...
      It can be only one Legend, which would be Matt Turk!

    • @kidigus
      @kidigus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There might be a 'William J. Mitchel v. Twin Galaxies LLC' kill screen coming up, if anybody wants to see it.

  • @CaptainWwowW
    @CaptainWwowW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1282

    If you catch yourself saying "if you could...y'know" to a judge, you're in a bad spot

    • @JacobNintendoNerd99
      @JacobNintendoNerd99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      That’s like the opening to a comedy film where that line is said and then freeze frame followed by “So you might be wondering where I fucked up”, and then the film is a flashback leading up to that

    • @le_plankton
      @le_plankton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JacobNintendoNerd99 bruh whats that films name that sounds amazing

    • @thisisasupersayin376
      @thisisasupersayin376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@le_plankton every film

    • @Badspot
      @Badspot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're what now?

    • @SueZQue83
      @SueZQue83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Seduction is also a valid option

  • @Lrr_Of_Omikron
    @Lrr_Of_Omikron ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I'm amazed Billy hasn't tried to sue the judge.

    • @98leight
      @98leight 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Actually he filed it as soon as the zoom call ended.

  • @MitchellWiggs
    @MitchellWiggs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    "I drove past Helen Mirren yesterday, she looked fantastic. Anyway..."

    • @cyrus2395
      @cyrus2395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "I saw Keanu Reeves on TV yesterday, he looked fantastic. Anyway..."

    • @ArtVandelayOfficial
      @ArtVandelayOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @SuperBoomshack
      @SuperBoomshack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hung out with Donkey Kong and Bayou Billy...

    • @fredfinks
      @fredfinks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did a perfect run on PAc Man, i am fantastic. Anyway,

    • @jeremyzak654
      @jeremyzak654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cyrus2395 He was breathtaking!

  • @manvslife271
    @manvslife271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2003

    Damn the Judge just pulled the most impossible skip of all time

    • @ferro3400
      @ferro3400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +438

      Dismissal Any% (Glitches Allowed)

    • @karlbischof2807
      @karlbischof2807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      if the crimson king himsleft says it then it has to be true

    • @lapisrabbitcomics
      @lapisrabbitcomics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@ferro3400 Dude got the pixel perfect tie skip. Very impressive.

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +633

      On June 8, the judge achieved... this run.

    • @hunarsangwan
      @hunarsangwan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Technically TAS only skip in 1st attempt

  • @aggiefan88
    @aggiefan88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1075

    Third generation US service member here, USAF. That West Point tie is not “stolen valor.” Military colleges, like Annapolis, West Point, or the AF Academy, sell tons of merchandise, just like any other collegiate institution. Billy is just trying to score any sort of brown nosing points with the judge by showing false support for the judge’s personal affiliation for that school.
    Stolen valor only comes into play when the only discernible reason for the service related comment or projection is to make those around them think they themselves serve(d) in the military. As much as I hate Billy, he wasn’t guilty of this.

    • @protodevilin
      @protodevilin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Correct assessment here.

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ayep. Gotta be for personal gain, and has to be actual misrepresentation not just sporting merch. Generally any complaint of SV falls apart unless the person specifically mentions service or is wearing regulated uniform items

    • @baumholderh8425
      @baumholderh8425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He purposely treaded the edge as close as possible but he just barely didn’t cross.

    • @davidwarford3087
      @davidwarford3087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Taolan8472 in the legal sense sure. But it could be that he was still trying to insinuate being in the military. Obviously it is legally impossible to prove

    • @breakerofrocks
      @breakerofrocks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@davidwarford3087 *Stolen Valor* is a legal term with legal ramifications in specific legal contexts, so in a way the *legal* sense is the only one that applies.

  • @sebastienp3439
    @sebastienp3439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The Judge saying « No, not necessarily » also got me. Felt like « actually people like you are making my life easier ».

  • @bretterry8356
    @bretterry8356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Billy: tries to blame Twin Galaxies and says they made the case expire so it would exceed the statute of limitations.
    Judge: You're the plaintiff. It's on you to meet your deadlines. Dismissed.

  • @Lemon_Inspector
    @Lemon_Inspector 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1125

    State law: "You MUST do this. If you don't, your case WILL be dismissed."
    Billy Mitchell: "I'm not going to do this."
    Judge: "I'm dismissing the case."
    Billy Mitchell: "This is not what I expected."
    We are clearly observing a mastermind at work here.

    • @peasant8162
      @peasant8162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Reasoning and action beyond mere human comprehension.

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Reminds me of that woman who cussed at an airline employee and then got kicked off her flight and all of a sudden was as nice and polite as can be...but it was too little, too late. She also lied about not calling the employee an expletive.

    • @crushycrawfishy1765
      @crushycrawfishy1765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@peasant8162 It's perfectly comprehendible. Billy though that just by filing a law suit with big scary numbers that TG would just give in and fold like how others did before. But TG/Jace hall didn't budge. I doubt Billy thought it would ever make it this far and was caught with his pants down as a result. The video is him trying to scramble a defense.

    • @jamesfarmer5967
      @jamesfarmer5967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crushycrawfishy1765 yeah you don't win lawsuits against someone who was nearly strangled by Sentient Galaxy Brained Meme John Carmack by throwing up bogus stuff and expecting him to just roll over and give you money

    • @nahCmeR
      @nahCmeR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He was playing 4d chess in the third dimension what was he expecting..?

  • @eemelisaurila9940
    @eemelisaurila9940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Judge: the case is dismissed
    Billy: I have a cool tie, and met an *important person*
    Judge: cool, still dismissed tho

    • @gackmcshite4724
      @gackmcshite4724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But I'm eating the inside of my lips constantly, does that not count?

    • @Seloliva1015
      @Seloliva1015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But sir! I have a cool tie, and met an important person

  • @Para0234
    @Para0234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    That judge was just perfect.
    He kept calm, stuck to the rules, and perfectly did what he should without deviating.
    This is how you recognize experience.

    • @Dave_Langer
      @Dave_Langer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      These judges have also heard every excuse

  • @Aikisbest
    @Aikisbest ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Good on Notch for helping, really warms my heart to hear that so many, including him has come forward to help!

    • @emeraldaly7646
      @emeraldaly7646 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It's fascinating that someone like him would be on the right side of something for once. Guess it just goes to show how nuanced people can be.

    • @Aikisbest
      @Aikisbest 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Someone like him"? What secrets do you know about Notch that I never got to hear :o@@emeraldaly7646

    • @wysteria.
      @wysteria. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@emeraldaly7646something something broken clock

    • @seezee_
      @seezee_ 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@emeraldaly7646 people usually look at stuff in a black and white only manner where somebody or something can either be only good or only bad when that usually isn't really the case

    • @LendriMujina
      @LendriMujina 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@emeraldaly7646Yeah. While I still don't like him in _general,_ helping Karl defend himself against Mitchell's... _legal vampirism..._ was a _really_ big thing for him to do, and I definitely have at least a little more respect for him now than I did before learning about this saga.

  • @WALTERRIFIC
    @WALTERRIFIC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3788

    Holy balls this guy does the serpent lip lick more than Andrew Wilson.

  • @murpium
    @murpium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +982

    Name dropping a celebrity? I think he meant to say “Karena Griffiths.” She’s a registered paralegal in Florida, and listed as this judge’s judicial assistant on the Florida civil circuit website. That’s even worse than name-dropping a celebrity because he got the judge’s assistant’s name wrong and probably irritated the judge right off the bat.

    • @andhieyusuf7008
      @andhieyusuf7008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Billy thought putting 10 points on Charisma will cover him, when in reality max Charisma cap is 50...

    • @curtisaramil
      @curtisaramil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Agreed. It also explains how he found the junk mail. He spoke to there office found out about it the email. Then after he checked his junk mail folder and found it.

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      that's actually fascinating.

    • @DevilboyScooby
      @DevilboyScooby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@curtisaramil most email providers automatically delete junk mail after 30 days though, don't they?

    • @bilateralrope8643
      @bilateralrope8643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@curtisaramil That depends on his email system. The ones I've used all automatically delete any email that's been sitting in the spam folder for 30 days.

  • @CHamlin86
    @CHamlin86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    14:29 "I believe all this was done maliciously on their part..." Well, it doesn't matter what you believe, Billy. Only what you can prove.

    • @DarkPaladin1130
      @DarkPaladin1130 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone should remind Billy, if it wasn't his "maliciously" cheating he wouldn't be in this spot.

  • @jmc2830
    @jmc2830 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    14:14 it's actually cathartic watching this man in so much stress. i'm usually not that vindictive but damn this mans entire existence erks me.

  • @tehberral
    @tehberral 2 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    I love this judge. He only has to hear Billy talk for 10 seconds before he looks absolutely done with his shit.

    • @Metalhammer1993
      @Metalhammer1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      yeah. That Judge looks like "well that's an easy case before going home." and totally drones Billy out.

    • @Skarwind
      @Skarwind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The eyes of a tired parent lol. Loved his facial expressions while trying not to tell Billy he's a 4 year old in a grown man's body.

    • @RyanGerhardtYimimoto
      @RyanGerhardtYimimoto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm sure the judge has seen every type of bs out there. Part of being a judge. What I really admire is how civil and patient he was with the obvious attempts.

  • @supersylveonplushgaming
    @supersylveonplushgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    Billy Mitchell finally getting steamrolled by the law? That's an instaclick from me chief.

    • @Biggermeatyhooks
      @Biggermeatyhooks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same here, he definitely deserves it after all he did.

    • @spartanipods
      @spartanipods 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

    • @mayborneflower
      @mayborneflower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not the first time though. That was probably the Cartoon Network-Regular Show debacle.

    • @KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza
      @KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he was a complete loser

  • @wormhole331
    @wormhole331 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    He doesn't even have a lawyer so he's filing all these lawsuits himself. He just wants to make his enemies stress and waste money on frivolous lawsuits

  • @ThePsh07
    @ThePsh07 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Notch coming out of nowhere to cover legal fees!
    What a *L E G E N D.*

  • @MayroSMM
    @MayroSMM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1694

    "I spoke with Todd Todgers yesterday"

    • @janana5917
      @janana5917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I didn't expect to see you here

    • @dubspool
      @dubspool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Really? I met his brother Rodd Todgers yesterday. Weird.

    • @harambetidepod1451
      @harambetidepod1451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haha!

    • @ninja_raven256
      @ninja_raven256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @omegak510
      @omegak510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hi mayro :3

  • @harborwolf22
    @harborwolf22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2103

    "His execution was frame-perfect..."
    You rule Karl.

    • @jinxhead4182
      @jinxhead4182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @Bryan Only way he can recover from that is a perfect death warp.

    • @liveyourdreammedia
      @liveyourdreammedia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Frame rule(r) Karl

    • @Sorrelhas
      @Sorrelhas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Rare footage of Karl actually angry"
      "LET'S GO BILLYYYY"

    • @11epicnoob
      @11epicnoob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah but the Judge boss AI was still RNG Heavy

    • @mgeiger2341
      @mgeiger2341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jinxhead4182 If he can shift into second gear, he might just make it.

  • @porkfang
    @porkfang 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    .....and yes that Judge was VERY VERY patient with Billy.

  • @Speculativedude
    @Speculativedude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I laughed out loud when you said Billy's face looked like a 2 year old when you tell them they can't watch any more Tv. Because I have a 2 year old and that IS the EXACT face he makes when we tell him that he can't watch any more TV. lol

  • @CarthagoMike
    @CarthagoMike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +909

    I was fully expecting him to sue the judge for dismissing his case.

    • @dwightclark7627
      @dwightclark7627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Hold my beer... ."

    • @stefanandersen7726
      @stefanandersen7726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LOL

    • @GanonTEK
      @GanonTEK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      2 years later: "I tried contacting the judge. I went to his house but there was nobody there. He went on holiday and only came back a week ago. I think he did it on purpose."

    • @minzy421
      @minzy421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hold my arcade stick

    • @dwightclark7627
      @dwightclark7627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@GanonTEK "There was also a crushed Sprite can in the yard. I think it was meant as a threat."

  • @stevefromlatvia79
    @stevefromlatvia79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    Now I can't wait for Billy to sue the judge for dismissing the case

    • @andhieyusuf7008
      @andhieyusuf7008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      and the court, and the county, and the state of Florida, and...

    • @rexmageuser
      @rexmageuser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@andhieyusuf7008 Let me guess, the kitchen sink?

    • @CayenneGaramonde
      @CayenneGaramonde 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ...and both of you. And me.

    • @AwbeeX57
      @AwbeeX57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I want to be sued too can I join? :3

    • @ChaosZero.
      @ChaosZero. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is the US, you might be joking there, but more people than you might realise would actually try it. As Michael Scott once said when talking about her (at the time) partner: "oh woups, I shouldn't have said that because she. Will. Sue. Me. She loves to sue, she loves lawsuits"

  • @SirMaxim
    @SirMaxim ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It doesn't excuse his past behavior, but I'm glad to hear Notch is willing to help

  • @nolife6013
    @nolife6013 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Seeing his Salty AF look is the best part.

  • @ManicShorty
    @ManicShorty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Billy: I have a West Point tie. I possibly spoke to a famous actress
    Judge: ...so anyways, case dismissed

  • @KetsubanSolo
    @KetsubanSolo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1287

    The judge would've probably fallen for it if Billy was casually drinking Coke and eating pizza during that spiel

  • @KenMabie
    @KenMabie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "i am suing them for $10 million and there was no one there would help"
    gee YA THINK !?!?!

  • @nicholasteale8982
    @nicholasteale8982 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Karl: "I've legitimately played Raid way too much over the past two years. I'm level 93! You can't fake that!"
    Billy Mitchell: "Bet."

  • @2thabankk
    @2thabankk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1520

    Billy loves to hear himself talk, so much, he tries to lick every word that comes out of his own mouth

    • @abi.r.a
      @abi.r.a 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I never respond to comments but that made me and my bf crack up, thanks lmfao

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jeremy Corbell would be the perfect host for a documentary of his.
      They come from the same planet

    • @xxxxSylphxxxx
      @xxxxSylphxxxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thankyou! This comment absolutely cracked me up! I'm in stitches here! 🖤

    • @GlyphicEnigma
      @GlyphicEnigma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FUCKING CHRIST LMFAO

    • @Aerafae
      @Aerafae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be fair he could have a tic, anyone know if he does this in other video appearances?

  • @raccoononymous
    @raccoononymous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    Billy Mitchell is doing great at his "Become a joke 100%" speedrun.

    • @Besitzerstolz
      @Besitzerstolz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He finished it years ago...

    • @odinsplaygrounds
      @odinsplaygrounds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He's currently working on his "success in life, any %" speed run. He's at 0% but he has almost finished the run.

    • @316whatupz
      @316whatupz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He even found the extra side missions and completed become a joke 200% speedrun.

    • @HeathNation2465
      @HeathNation2465 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He got that record the moment he was born 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sealessseadog2735
      @sealessseadog2735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      100% no glitches extra dumb

  • @Steven-ex3ne
    @Steven-ex3ne 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The next time I'm court, I must remember to name drop Steven Seagal and highlight how helpful he has been.

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how Billy keeps trying to blame Twin Galaxies for falling off the map. Even if that were true, he could have contacted the court at literally any time to explain that.

  • @BlurkFromUtterSpace
    @BlurkFromUtterSpace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    I think he lost by default for licking his lips in-between every damn word he spoke. That's definitely illegal.

    • @aggiefan88
      @aggiefan88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I couldn’t hear anything he was saying cuz of that damn skinny lips licking was too annoying. Lol

    • @Gr1mm4
      @Gr1mm4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I noticed that as well, once seen, it can't be unseen.... god damn is BM a slimey guy.

    • @PublicVoidFoo
      @PublicVoidFoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Gr1mm4 you are hereby summoned to retract your comment, apologise, and pay $300,000 for libel

    • @Lady8D
      @Lady8D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@PublicVoidFoo
      LOL

    • @patriots-wu2qs
      @patriots-wu2qs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was wondering if anyone else noticed this. I couldn't stop looking at it

  • @theskiff
    @theskiff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2405

    I love how his hair makes him look like he is always wearing a hoodie

    • @teib757
      @teib757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Now i cant unsee

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      It also makes him look like he is a time traveler from the 70's that got lost

    • @TheJester618
      @TheJester618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Judge should've told him to put his hood down

    • @overridingriot6621
      @overridingriot6621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Dammit I can't unsee it

    • @Tyufoe96
      @Tyufoe96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was just thinking the same damn thing lmao

  • @emilyofjane
    @emilyofjane 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I thought Melanie Griffith was just, like, a secretary at the county courthouse or something, so to find out that she’s actually a random celebrity that Billy plugged in for clout is hilarious

  • @nacl4988
    @nacl4988 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like that the judge is basically.
    "yeah yeah ok, Its still closing..."

  • @WolfDB
    @WolfDB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    You gotta love how even the lighting in Billy's house makes him look like a stereotypical villain

    • @phoenixfoxx3643
      @phoenixfoxx3643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Are we not gonna acknowledge the creepy guy in the background

    • @oldmandoinghighkicksonlyin1368
      @oldmandoinghighkicksonlyin1368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The constant lip licking is a sign of a cocaine addict. The mouth is often numb and you get weird lip/mouth movements because they can't feel it.

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oldmandoinghighkicksonlyin1368 I think that's just his nervous tick.

  • @bleedorange1998
    @bleedorange1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Billy: “I am very unhappy.”
    *chefs kiss*

    • @spyczech
      @spyczech 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The judge saying "Sorry sir" was gold 🤣

  • @robwalton1789
    @robwalton1789 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What’s going on with Billy’s tongue? He truly is a snake

  • @Viteaification
    @Viteaification ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "very unhappy about this" does he think the judge is a customer service rep?

  • @Ziimbiian
    @Ziimbiian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    The Judge literally woke up that day to get his time wasted. Poor guy

    • @MuzikBike
      @MuzikBike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Nah. That judge woke up to kick ass. With a bowtie no less.

  • @philipc4272
    @philipc4272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    "Billy Mitchell tried to be the first person ever to execute the 'No Judge' skip in the game 'Real Life'. This is the story of how he failed."

    • @QueekHeadtaker
      @QueekHeadtaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      powerful comment!

    • @somestranger4287
      @somestranger4287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sadly, he pulled off the board swap tech too slowly and tried to skip picking up persuasion to save time, really screwed him over

  • @Tech-187
    @Tech-187 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That judge was way too nice, what the helll

  • @MrMali22
    @MrMali22 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm going back through these and I love how you handle yourself. I will say I always see you saying to keep hate to a minimum, this is for fun, this is a laugh. To me it isn't. People who file these frivolous lawsuits ruin people and businesses every day. This man is willing to destroy lives because he doesn't like what someone said about him. He deserves hate. Not death threats or anything like that, but he deserves the trolling and hate that comes his way.

    • @emilyofjane
      @emilyofjane 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      No one deserves death threats, but some people *do* really need a parody of them as a villainous floating head in a Regular Show cartoon.

    • @MrMali22
      @MrMali22 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@emilyofjane I love this comparison lol

  • @wraith.ferron
    @wraith.ferron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    "failed conman"
    That's another lawsuit Billy will file. He hates being viewed as a failure.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Guess he has no mirrors at home, then?
      XD

    • @santiagoacostapereira7778
      @santiagoacostapereira7778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Ramsey276one He does, he's filed a lawsuit against every mirror in his house

    • @ourdivinemouseoverlord3308
      @ourdivinemouseoverlord3308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@santiagoacostapereira7778 The judge will have to dismiss that lawsuit as well :)

    • @valkyrie321
      @valkyrie321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Let him run himself out of money. Seriously, fuck Billy Mitchell.

    • @bahboosshmirtz6535
      @bahboosshmirtz6535 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone should unleash the Asian dad on him

  • @ShoddyCast
    @ShoddyCast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    I'm a simple man: I see some Billy Mitchell drama, and I click

    • @sicktaiz
      @sicktaiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      and we say thanks to Notch for helping

    • @gabrote42
      @gabrote42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hey Austin, hope you got my comment. GL. Also, Notch gets wayy to much hate
      2HourEDIT: After due research I hereby retract the third sentence of the above message. Have a nice day

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AUSTIN?! Where is the richest video games characters part 3?

    • @earlyticketmann8626
      @earlyticketmann8626 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here before this blows up

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kuroooo tf

  • @dsrsp
    @dsrsp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Translation of everything the judge said to him: "fuck off".

  • @HippieMumboJumbo
    @HippieMumboJumbo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Did he rub a half lime all over his lips before hopping onto zoom? Or is this the “horse with peanut butter on the roof of the mouth” thing? Dude is straight up bizarre.

  • @chrisbeach423
    @chrisbeach423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    He literally reached the Dismissed screen within 5 minutes. Billy Mitchell is the speed running GOAT 🐐

    • @lanceknightmare
      @lanceknightmare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That run was invalid because he tried to claim it was a 100% run. :D

    • @chrisbeach423
      @chrisbeach423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lanceknightmare I honestly think Todd Rodgers could possibly beat this time, especially considering the fact that he uses “The Human Element” in his speedruns.

    • @lanceknightmare
      @lanceknightmare 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrisbeach423 Legit, have Hector Fly himself teach a player how to speedrun. Some of the fastest hands in gaming creating new techniques to move faster.

    • @cheapasstech
      @cheapasstech 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      God of all Twats?

  • @davidsarton976
    @davidsarton976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Billy Mitchell's constant interjections in the judge's dismissal of the case marks the second high-profile tool-assisted speedrun focused on him.

  • @cursingtomcat3713
    @cursingtomcat3713 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is interesting to watch since I'm trying to become a lawyer. It's also funny to watch Billy make a fool out of himself. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @RedBridge83
    @RedBridge83 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    God billy, HAVE YOU LICKED YOUR LIPS ENOUGH!?

  • @karkeris
    @karkeris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Billy: "I'm kind of a big deal."
    Judge: "Who are you again?"

  • @jamesgriffiths2521
    @jamesgriffiths2521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake" - Napoleon Bonaparte

    • @Scanlaid
      @Scanlaid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "It tastes like the cow got into the onion patch" - Napoleon Bonaparte

  • @pattonpending7390
    @pattonpending7390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My son is a Corporal in the US Marine Corps, and I often wear a USMC hat to support him. If anyone asks me about it I tell them that. It's OK.
    Stolen Valor (in the US) is defined as lying about service or award received for the purpose of obtaining monetary or other tangible benefit. It's fine to wear signs that support the military as long as you don't claim (for example) you were a bad ass Navy Seal with two silver stars and a purple heart, but now have PTSD and need money to pay the rent.
    It's a bit like wearing apparel with your favorite football team on it. just because you wear the jersey, no one is going to assume you play for Manchester United.

  • @nes999
    @nes999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That is one of the nicest/most patient judges Ive ever seen.

  • @Marik745
    @Marik745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    I feel like he puts his hair on his head like Darth Vader’s helmet whenever he wakes up.

    • @AliasEra
      @AliasEra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Best comment

    • @92mkd
      @92mkd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      More like Lego Hair/Hats.

    • @BryBry2ply
      @BryBry2ply 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Unfortunately it is his own hair, he just uses too much hairspray to hide his natural wavey hair

    • @lowtierhuman69
      @lowtierhuman69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol i can't unsee it now. 10/10 joke/comment

    • @TonyGonzales
      @TonyGonzales 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BryBry2ply He doesn't deserve waves.

  • @DioBrandoWRYYYYYY
    @DioBrandoWRYYYYYY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Another proud installment in Billy's any% "become a vexatious litigant" speedrun.

    • @npc4805
      @npc4805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Param Mo dollar store curtains

    • @treysabre2943
      @treysabre2943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Are you sure he’s not going for a 100%? He’s doing every speed runner/reporter/commentator lawsuit side quest,

    • @MagicPlants
      @MagicPlants 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahaha that's fucking hilarious lmao

    • @CorkyMcButterpants
      @CorkyMcButterpants 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Emulated? I assume. 😂

    • @projectpitchfork860
      @projectpitchfork860 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least he's good at that.

  • @joelman1989
    @joelman1989 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Honestly this judge seems like a really nice guy. You always get this sense of superiority from judges. And I understand why they might need to present themselves that way. But this guy was really patient.

    • @broputer
      @broputer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You mainly get the superiority act from tv judges, not actual court judges

    • @neverdive1059
      @neverdive1059 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You’d probably be surprised that the large majority of judges are like this.
      For all the sensationalized stories you hear, judges take their responsibilities incredibly seriously and are way more often than not just trying to uphold the law and do the right thing.

    • @SM-nz9ff
      @SM-nz9ff 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No you don't lol. Stop watching fake "reality" tv and touch grass. Most judges are like this because they have to be.

  • @albertwong4516
    @albertwong4516 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Imagine wearing a High School Old-Boys tie, without ever having gone to that High School.

  • @peppermint_8
    @peppermint_8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    That judge is impressively patient. He is an absolute legend.

    • @javaguru7141
      @javaguru7141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      In other words, much like a garbage man, he throws out the trash and does it painstakingly but well.

    • @spartanipods
      @spartanipods 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’d buy him a drink for dealing with that moron

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You need a lot of patience to be a judge, you'll be dealing with a lot of tedious people every day.

    • @JLConawayII
      @JLConawayII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They deal with idiots like this every day.

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah, you typically don't deal with most put together people as a judge that works directly with plaintiffs and defendants. probably a lot easier when you are dealing with lawyers.

  • @terminalspines
    @terminalspines 2 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Even though Billy misspoke here, "I spoke with Melanie Griffith the other day, she was terrific." is how I'm going to start all of my conversations from now on.

    • @JamesClark1991
      @JamesClark1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAO

    • @NFournaridis
      @NFournaridis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What a bizarre non sequitur. I’m assuming Karl’s analysis for why he said that is correct, but still…
      What a peculiar thing to just throw out there. So odd.

    • @crescendo5594
      @crescendo5594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I spoke with Melanie Griffith the other day, she was terrific, and also, I agree you should start all of my conversations that way.

    • @DeathToRain
      @DeathToRain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Seems like something Trump would say 🤣

    • @bejimars
      @bejimars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      almost makes me think Melanie Griffith is someone else entirely that the judge would be familiar with. it’s too bizarre to comprehend that he just randomly dropped an A-list actor from decades ago.
      edit: just saw karl's pinned comment;
      "The judge's assistant is named 'Karena Griffiths' so Billy likely misspoke there."

  • @SayAhh
    @SayAhh 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If Billy hasn't hired Dog the Bounty Hunter, then Billy hasn't made every effort possible.

  • @pitolove3846
    @pitolove3846 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Billy is a Textbook Narcissist. Can't tell that the case is closed & still continues to press his issue without regard for lawful procedure, etc.

  • @HG-mj9ow
    @HG-mj9ow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    He sounds like a sixth grader explaining to his English teacher that he swears he'll get the work in tomorrow, and that it was his parents fault for distracting him.

  • @duskworkerdron5901
    @duskworkerdron5901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    Mitchell: "I know attorneys give you less headaches in pro se."
    Judge: "No, not necessarily."
    lol

    • @trem0lo
      @trem0lo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Pro se is when you represent yourself. Nice subtle jab there by the judge.

    • @seve5143
      @seve5143 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't that a threat, tbh?

    • @crushycrawfishy1765
      @crushycrawfishy1765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@seve5143 No. Billy is just trying to make it seem like he's being super cooperative and helpful to make the judges life easier. The judge is just making it clear that it won't.

    • @PhillipOliverWholes
      @PhillipOliverWholes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Interesting, I thought he said "I know attorneys give you less headaches _than_ pro se," meaning talking to an attorney instead of the litigant is easier for the judge. So I took the "not necessarily" response as a light-hearted joke about attorneys, and maybe the only point Billy scored with the judge in an otherwise absolute clusterfuck. lol

    • @duskworkerdron5901
      @duskworkerdron5901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@PhillipOliverWholes Honestly, you're probably right. I misheard him since I didn't know what "pro se" was.
      It might also be a slight jab at Mitchell as well as at attorneys since it kind of hints at how Billy actually knows very little about this kind of stuff.

  • @evanrandall1675
    @evanrandall1675 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I really love the Silly Bitchell name😂

  • @beauf2
    @beauf2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    At :30 the "chef hats" boxes screaming
    "CHEf hATS"!
    Even the boxes know

  • @nuyxo4849
    @nuyxo4849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Wow… the first bit of empathy I’ve ever felt for this man is second-hand embarrassment.
    This is what you deserve Billy.

    • @Cheesehead302
      @Cheesehead302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's so hard to watch I have to keep pausing it before it cuts back to the judge.

    • @VelkanAngels
      @VelkanAngels 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same, it even started becoming physically uncomfortable, lol. Had to pause like 8 times. I deal with sadness or anger better than I deal with second-hand embarrassment xP.

    • @ChiodosBlowsDogs
      @ChiodosBlowsDogs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wanted to put a brown paper bag over my head.

  • @smlincur
    @smlincur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    ”his execution was frame perfect” , unlike his gameplay

    • @Sehyo
      @Sehyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tbh his gameplay is pretty good, probs better than his bs'ing lol

    • @projectpitchfork860
      @projectpitchfork860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Sehyo No it really isn't.

    • @emilygordbort7300
      @emilygordbort7300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Sehyo He was executed with frame-perfect accuracy

    • @Sehyo
      @Sehyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emilygordbort7300 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sehyo
      @Sehyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@projectpitchfork860 How so?

  • @DivdedByTwo
    @DivdedByTwo ปีที่แล้ว

    Billy Mitchell: I'm going to sue Karl Jobst
    Notch: I'm boutta fund this man's entire legal defense

  • @GlentusYT
    @GlentusYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's gonna sue the judge now

  • @GangstaMartinez
    @GangstaMartinez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2082

    Being a lawyer myself, I found this especially amusing. Mitchel's performance was laughable. The judge on the other hand - highly professional in every way. If I can offer any "words of wisdom" to you Karl, it's this: judges are not only trained in law. Judges also must know how to see through bullshit of the parties involved in the case. This is their job too. If this is all Mitchel can muster, your own case should be dismissed with ease as well. We're with you, good sir!

    • @miniasriel9951
      @miniasriel9951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I think anyone with any semblance of some psychological knowledge of manipulation could see through Billy's bull shit, let alone people like judges or lawyers who have to see though it on the daily. I agree that this judge kept this extremely professional, and it's honestly insane to me how good he is at keeping his face near straight despite being able to feel his discontent for the person he has to deal with.
      Cheers.

    • @daisuke4bleach
      @daisuke4bleach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ayyyy, your comment really intrigued me. I am curious, did you receive some kind of training on discerning BS from people or is that specific to a judge? Thanks for your help as a lawyer in this world!

    • @GangstaMartinez
      @GangstaMartinez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@daisuke4bleach Cheers mate :) In my country there are special psychology and sociology courses in law schools, although they are not obligatory. The real "teacher" of human psychology is law practice itself. The longer you practice it, the better you are at bullshit detection. Having 10+ years in practicing law, I can say Mitchel is a small fry at "buttering up" the judge. I have seen viscious sharks at work to sway the judge their way. Billy still has a lot to learn.

    • @limitless_93
      @limitless_93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Have you been following the whole Billy Mitchel saga? Sadly here in the US people make lives of themselves with fake law suits like the Wendy's chili finger story. And the KFC fried rat.
      If you watch them, I'm sure your eyes will roll out of your head, and out the door.

    • @GangstaMartinez
      @GangstaMartinez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@limitless_93 I only really know about Mitchell's current case. I am however aware about pointless lawsuits in the USA. Some of them are comedy gold :)

  • @deanchur
    @deanchur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    How to get out of a speeding fine:
    "Officer, I spoke with Karl Jobst yesterday, he was an absolute legend"

    • @booksgaming1426
      @booksgaming1426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Optional buffer: "I have a submitted Goldeneye 007 run posted on speedrun."

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@booksgaming1426 Officer: well, we don't speedrun on the streets

    • @booksgaming1426
      @booksgaming1426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@rgerber But it was frame perfect, officer.

    • @adama7752
      @adama7752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Throws nad into the air, followed by 2 more.

    • @jamesknapp64
      @jamesknapp64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Results may vary

  • @pointman1921
    @pointman1921 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ~7:00 minutes in. U.S. Stolen Valor is when someone claims military service, specific awards and medals, or rank to gain compensation or benefits (basically claiming military service). Wearing military associated clothing is not stolen valor by itself. Billy Mitchell is using the tie/bowtie comment to create a common ground through manipulation in order to get on the "good side" of the judge. Judge is professional and not having it. I love it! Good video!

  • @SuperPussyFinger
    @SuperPussyFinger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Billy’s hair looks like the wings of a majestic eagle.

  • @bking1295
    @bking1295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    The fact that he keeps suing content creators so there’s no bad press on him is absurd. He should be charged again for intimidation

    • @egg5474
      @egg5474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      A lawsuit isn’t considered intimidation, as it is, you know, the legal process.
      A legal statute cannot be self referencing as a form of precedence

    • @sursurrus
      @sursurrus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      California has something called SLAPP that IIRC is meant to help people being sued into silence. Maybe could happen in the other lawsuit (I'm expecting a 2 hour video)

    • @GijsvanDam
      @GijsvanDam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@egg5474 but a lawsuit *can* be found frivolous, in which case the plaintiff can be held in contempt.

    • @jinxhead4182
      @jinxhead4182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@egg5474 Yes it can if it is found to be solely based on the fact, that it is without substance and made for no other reason than to silence the other party or pressure them with a costly trial. That is why some states have anti-SLAPP laws. I wouldn't generalise so quickly.

    • @egg5474
      @egg5474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jinxhead4182 Aight you win, time to reheat my brain in the microwave

  • @Macephtopheles
    @Macephtopheles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    3:29 Props to whoever it was who donated $1,000 under the pseudonym of Todd Togers.

    • @zakazany1945
      @zakazany1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What if it's someone named Todd Togers?

    • @RYshinanigansAN
      @RYshinanigansAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@zakazany1945 then it's even better

    • @Macephtopheles
      @Macephtopheles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@zakazany1945 Then it'd be an amazing coincidence given the circumstances and history of it. 😋 (Todd Rogers filed a court claim once which literally named him as "Todd Togers" on the legal document...)

    • @youuuuuuuuuuutube
      @youuuuuuuuuuutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao!

    • @zakazany1945
      @zakazany1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Macephtopheles I know how Todd Rogers is dumb, that was the joke

  • @-CmonMeow
    @-CmonMeow 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    sounds like you should talk to your local sheriff about billy bob committing extortion

  • @nathanlamberth7631
    @nathanlamberth7631 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That’s pretty scary. Lying to a judge.

  • @burtbackattack
    @burtbackattack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    "You've probably never heard of this game before, it's kind of flown under the radar"
    I bloody love you Karl!

    • @SmoothJK
      @SmoothJK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And the wink lol

  • @BeatRiceIsHere
    @BeatRiceIsHere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    This judge is going to become a legend in the history of speedrunning

    • @menpower1
      @menpower1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The judge speedran the case

    • @patrickhanlon932
      @patrickhanlon932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's too bad the judge got Billy's slow patterns two times in a row, I really ruined his chance of getting a PB.

    • @johnjurell8365
      @johnjurell8365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the most optimal speedrun

    • @NathanTruby
      @NathanTruby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@patrickhanlon932 he also got the repeat question pattern
      Hes lucky billy was repeating basic questions and not something much longer

    • @seth424
      @seth424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Telling off a crook any% run. lol

  • @64ishere
    @64ishere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Judge: Hello, Sir Mitchell. Let's talk about your lawsuit.
    Mitchell: I have a tie.

  • @MikeBishop
    @MikeBishop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a British person, this is even more hilarious.

  • @coolpool4191
    @coolpool4191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Yo!?!?!? Finally gets what he deserves

    • @MrJamiez
      @MrJamiez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's that Bob?

    • @OmeedNOuhadi
      @OmeedNOuhadi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrJamiez did I just hear your comment through my tooth?

    • @MrJamiez
      @MrJamiez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OmeedNOuhadi I don't hear comments. I read them. 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

    • @OmeedNOuhadi
      @OmeedNOuhadi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrJamiez “What’s that Bob?” You’re comment. Twelve Monkeys (1995).

    • @grayaj23
      @grayaj23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What he *deserves* would be a rugby/American football, jar of vaseline and a long-handled shoehorn. But yeah point taken.

  • @CYMotorsport
    @CYMotorsport 2 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    There’s a Melanie Griffiths on the 20th judicial circuit as court admin but in probation. Someone pointed out there’s a Karena Griffith as judicial assistant in Broward on the 17th circuit. That seems wild if he named dropped a celebrity but nothing to debunk it. My goodness…

    • @karljobst
      @karljobst  2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      Yeah check pinned he probably said the wrong name.

    • @CYMotorsport
      @CYMotorsport 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@karljobst which weirdly is worse haha

    • @mitchellbaker4847
      @mitchellbaker4847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@CYMotorsport well this is a weird place to spot you.

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Id bet money he just googled the person.

    • @JBroMCMXCI
      @JBroMCMXCI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This makes much more sense. So many people lack critical thinking skills.

  • @bonogiamboni4830
    @bonogiamboni4830 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Putting the rest of the video aside the intro to that raid shadow legends ad was so smooth that i don't even mind the fact it was a raid shadow legends ad. Reminds me of a clip of the russian badger saying "what's wrong with free money? You just need to throw away your morals" and then saying "use Honey, it's basically free money."