some of the best Barbie movie reviews

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  • @lilliemucha6419
    @lilliemucha6419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3987

    Barbie Rapunzel: Mother Gothel is voiced by the iconic Angelica Houston, aka Morticia Addams from the 90s

    • @HeyItsNovalee
      @HeyItsNovalee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Ugh no wonder I was so gay for her 😭😭😭

    • @catenjoyer76
      @catenjoyer76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      How did she end up in a Barbie movie...

    • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
      @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@catenjoyer76 Because she was cultured as hell that's why! As were Tim Curry, Kelsey Grammar, Martin Short, Catherine O'Hara, & Andrea Martin. 👏🖤✨

    • @pussepinkman
      @pussepinkman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      NO WAYYYYYY

    • @silverrosemusic7458
      @silverrosemusic7458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😳frrr? I love morticia Addams

  • @cluelessbluebird
    @cluelessbluebird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +996

    These comments are so random yet extremely accurate. Like the one that said “the turtle looked microwaved”. Idk how to describe what that means in words but they’re exactly right

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      *lightly* melted, and exposed to large amounts of radiation, im pretty sure thats the ONLY way to describe in with words.

    • @hyejusleftlung
      @hyejusleftlung 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i fucking died when i saw that, it was too funny for me 😭✋

    • @xxelisexx3491
      @xxelisexx3491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Literally si many of these made me lose my shit i laughed for a straight ten minutes

    • @crazyweirdgabes3894
      @crazyweirdgabes3894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@carlwheezerofsouls3273 I'M WHEEEEZING😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      srsly

  • @dilaylad1903
    @dilaylad1903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15773

    I live for how sassy the generation that grew up on the Barbie movies is.

    • @mostannoyingscaramain
      @mostannoyingscaramain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      Same 😌
      Edit: but I'm in that generation as well so I feel like I'm praising myself now 🗿🗿

    • @Isokatmydydecsf
      @Isokatmydydecsf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      @@mostannoyingscaramain I mean, nothing’s too wrong about a little ego boost from time to time

    • @yamikowakun
      @yamikowakun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      thank you!

    • @Rocca000
      @Rocca000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@theavootar this generation or the barbie movies?

    • @kaydubsthekoifish
      @kaydubsthekoifish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I'm in that generation, and my lack of this sass has me concerned.
      Unless I'm not seeing it.

  • @edorasmarauder5761
    @edorasmarauder5761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    There’s literally blood dripping out of my ears after hearing Odile’s laugh 12 years later.

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Right? I just sat there thinking, "How did I somehow manage to forget that this creature existed..?"

    • @allisonkrueger8330
      @allisonkrueger8330 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She sounds like a combination of nails on a chalk board and dolphins

    • @starfinney6308
      @starfinney6308 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was a nasty lil freak who thought Odile was so cartoonishly obnoxious she wrapped right back round to be weirdly endearing to me. Like I was like "what's up w/ her? She's awful & I lov her???" Every1 who doesn't like her or can't stand her laugh r honestly right but for some reason I can't bring myself to not be delighted by her, I think something's wrong w/ me

  • @rowan6650
    @rowan6650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5345

    so I’ve always assumed that Preminger’s evil vendetta comes from wanting revenge against the class system that kept his family in poverty by taking the throne and then probably killing everyone. He has this line in his song “this peasant’s son won’t turn and run” that has fueled this headcannon of mine for YEARS.

    • @localforestwitch7215
      @localforestwitch7215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Holy shit, I need to watch this movie Premimg sounds amazing

    • @PandoraHearchu
      @PandoraHearchu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Isn't that just... the backstory of the lady in The Island Princess?

    • @rowan6650
      @rowan6650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@PandoraHearchu I’ve never watched island princess but that makes me want to watch it

    • @funtimes9088
      @funtimes9088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      @@PandoraHearchu Nah, she was a noble until her family committed treason and were cast out of the kingdom - she wasn't poor from birth.

    • @moralia.
      @moralia. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      How does it feel, being so big brained 👑

  • @greenstarlover1
    @greenstarlover1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    The outtakes in princess and the pauper, and magic of pegasus one were LEGENDARY.
    Also, barbie Rapunzel was certainly the best Rapunzel adaptation before tangled came along. So iconic.

    • @kitsu1379
      @kitsu1379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      So may get a bit of hate but... kinda prefer the barbie version.
      Just coz they went against the norm for rapunzel adaptations and her hair wasn't what helped her escape, they instead kept that as a dream sequence and gave her a magic paintbrush (is her love of painting in the original story or did tangled steal that from this movie?) and later her hair is used in a different way to trick the prince. It just feels like a more original spin on the tale, plus I like penolope a whole lot more then Pascal and I like how rapunzel's parents (at least dad) actually played something of a role in the barbie movie rather then just being a bit of set dressing like he was in tangled.

    • @greenstarlover1
      @greenstarlover1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kitsu1379 fair opinion 👍

    • @aiza2801
      @aiza2801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It still is the best.

    • @kulpriya3778
      @kulpriya3778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tangled is very obviously is a great film but I firmly believe about 53% of it's charm comes from the frying pan and the fact that there are fleeting similarities b/w Flynn Rider and Sebastian Stan

    • @thethingcalledlisa
      @thethingcalledlisa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kulpriya3778 there's a few things I'd like to add (just things I personally love about Tangled which is one of my favourite movies):
      -I hate horses but Maximus is gold
      -Pascal reminds me of my cat which makes me love him
      -The "I have a dream" pub including those guys and the song is great
      -The Disney movie with the best German song and good English ones as well
      -Baby Rapunzel's English voice is everything
      -It'd way to entertaining for a "kids movie" with very little plot

  • @andromeda_va39
    @andromeda_va39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9797

    Okay, if The Barbie Diaries was really Barbie meets Mean Girls meets Death Note, I need to watch it ASAP.

    • @thatchysaurus5673
      @thatchysaurus5673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Same🤚

    • @Anuyushi
      @Anuyushi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Fr I'm now sad that I didn't

    • @beverycarefuljohn586
      @beverycarefuljohn586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Watch the compilations of weird moments. They're so funny!

    • @nonyabusiness3619
      @nonyabusiness3619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Um, guys? You do know that the full length Barbie Diaries movie is on TH-cam and has been for years, right?

    • @katimakittykat3885
      @katimakittykat3885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      no it's one of the worst barbie movies

  • @sophiatalksmusic3588
    @sophiatalksmusic3588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    "Tchaikovsky would never stand for this"
    As an amateur Tchaikovsky researcher, I can confirm

    • @ally2008yt
      @ally2008yt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tchaikovsky be like: LaMeNtAbLe

  • @mauraschino
    @mauraschino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7399

    PART 2 PLEASE THIS WAS SO FUNNY. i aspire to be as comedic as these people

    • @moonyasnow36
      @moonyasnow36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      We _need_ to see reviews of Barbie & the Diamond Castle. It's just gonna be 20 seconds of the words 'cottagecore lesbian' and I would watch the shit out of it

    • @mauraschino
      @mauraschino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@moonyasnow36 you and me both, bestie

    • @meowmreowmeow
      @meowmreowmeow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same, the jokes are just godly on this ✨✨✨

    • @chansfeet2500
      @chansfeet2500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes we need more!

    • @thattvwierdo5019
      @thattvwierdo5019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES part 2 plz, this had me dying to the point I couldn’t breathe XD

  • @allyrecords8379
    @allyrecords8379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    As a kid I refused to watch Barbie in the Nutcracker just because I liked the Nutcracker and hated the fact that he almost dies and then proceeds to turn into ugly human and dance with Barbie.
    I still refuse to watch it for same reasons-

    • @kristinahuchison2511
      @kristinahuchison2511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same with Beauty and the Beast. Its not my favorite, partly because for the longest time I thought Beast actually killed and or ate Maurice when he takes him to the dungeon. And admittedly I actually like his Beast form more than human, doesn’t help his actual name is never even mentioned at all.

  • @arcadeii
    @arcadeii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    whatever character did the “IIYHIYHIYHIYHIYH anEEEtIYMe” caught me so off guard

    • @bibbabookgirl8469
      @bibbabookgirl8469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Why 🤣 why is that EXACTLY looking how it sounds 😂🤣

    • @arcadeii
      @arcadeii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bibbabookgirl8469 that was the hope!!!

    • @GigiSleepy
      @GigiSleepy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Thats Odile for you

    • @reasyrandom
      @reasyrandom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@GigiSleepy Odile is an icon.

    • @romaromasalad112
      @romaromasalad112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AH Shes my favorite i love her

  • @MsSeeingdouble
    @MsSeeingdouble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I had forcibly repressed the memory of Odile's laughter, until I watched this video.

  • @Lambda3141
    @Lambda3141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3255

    Me, an uncultured peasant who has not seen a Barbie movie: Part 2 please!!

    • @ohBoyahandle
      @ohBoyahandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Rhiannon Edwards same!!

    • @harpersmith1400
      @harpersmith1400 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @musamaka9848
      @musamaka9848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      How the heck has no many people not seen a barbie movie that's just wrong

    • @brianaluvsfnaf
      @brianaluvsfnaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@musamaka9848 we grew up watching bratz or monster high

    • @musamaka9848
      @musamaka9848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@brianaluvsfnaf I grew up with all 3

  • @musicalnerds101
    @musicalnerds101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The shocking lack of Tim Curry mentions in the Barbie Nutcracker reviews was STAGGERING

    • @dorothyallspice1862
      @dorothyallspice1862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RIGHT HE WAS THE HIGHLIGHT AS THE MOVIE. THE MOUSE KING >>>>>>

  • @joghnythegurue2710
    @joghnythegurue2710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1780

    It's hard to put into words how much I adore how Barbie evolved in the early 2000's and continues to be presented to this day. It's completely unapologetic about being simple stories about something going wrong and a girl fixing it. It doesn't act like it's anything special, even when it has underlying themes of queerness, classism, sexism or ableism (no matter how small they are).
    And Barbie as a character went from a role-model to look like to a role-model to BE like, fulfilling any role in her toys and movies, getting the tagline "You can be anything!" on a toy for little girls is such a stellar move. Heck, the only thing she can't be is a different ethnicity (since that could be considered cultural appropriation or otherwise offensive for a myriad of reasons) so they added characters to fill out the racial diversity and make sure no girl felt alienated, even if Barbie's looks aren't what matters anymore.
    But her not changing design also signifies a message of bodily positivity too "you're allowed to be pretty and pursue whatever career you want, but you don't have too". It doesn't care anymore about anything but spreading a simple, good message to little girls and that's just fucking awesome.

    • @balks6699
      @balks6699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      I get kinda sad seeing how barbie isn't much popular with kids these days, it was my whole childhood and such a good way to teach good things to girls. Also the quality of the dolls has been so disappointing

    • @sridevisudhahar309
      @sridevisudhahar309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      YES THIS!
      Whenever I watch the movies even now, I truly did and still do believe that I can be anything. :)

    • @lucyandecember2843
      @lucyandecember2843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      great comment

    • @kieranindahouse
      @kieranindahouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@balks6699 Same here.

    • @shmamalmama8165
      @shmamalmama8165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I guess the meaning got lost among misconceptions
      In fact, I kinda stopped watching it after childhood because of people making fun of my taste and all the negative opinions attached on it
      I'd say I kinda regret leaving something so good

  • @wikansaktianto9215
    @wikansaktianto9215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    But Preminger is the most powerful villain ever like he's just "If I can't marry the princess to annex the kingdom, I WOULD MARRY THE QUEEN" then proceed to laugh like a Preminger.

  • @yansindex2067
    @yansindex2067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2420

    "Preminger is incredibly hot"
    Had me wheezing, I beg for part 2.
    (Fun fact: Preminger happens to be one of the the reasons I'm not strait)

    • @sentientmarshmallow4644
      @sentientmarshmallow4644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Barbie movies in general are the reason none of us are not straight

    • @ephemeralvisions777
      @ephemeralvisions777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sentientmarshmallow4644 dont generalise

    • @ephemeralvisions777
      @ephemeralvisions777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sentientmarshmallow4644 there is still lots of straight people

    • @myapologiesmsgirl
      @myapologiesmsgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@ephemeralvisions777 if every straight person left saw preminger, they'd stop being straight

    • @fossilfighters101
      @fossilfighters101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@ephemeralvisions777 never met 'em

  • @MetaGiga
    @MetaGiga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    When I first watched the Pegasus movie in 4th or 5th grade, I was disappointed that the princess turned back from being a pegasus because I thought that it would be cool as hell to just go missing and be found vibing as a flying horse in a field away from responsibility
    Emperor’s New Groove is one of my favorite Disney movies

  • @marin5550
    @marin5550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    The quintessential Barbie experience is learning Alessandro Juliani voices a lot of the love interests. Meaning you will never, EVER not hear L when you rewatch these movies.

    • @curryfishheadenjoyer
      @curryfishheadenjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      this is simultaneously the best and worst fact i have learnt today

    • @JokeHatesItHere
      @JokeHatesItHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well I watched sub so 😖

    • @abigailcatacutan2679
      @abigailcatacutan2679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      dammit i was attracted to his voice this entire time 😭

    • @KaminoKatie
      @KaminoKatie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Alessandro Juliani also voiced Vakama in the second and third Bionicle films

    • @Bananafishuu
      @Bananafishuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@curryfishheadenjoyer completely unrelated but Hualian gives me life too

  • @teejaykaye
    @teejaykaye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I know it's part of their charm but if the classic Barbie movies ever got a graphic remaster - change nothing else just the graphics - I could die happy.

  • @yunicelennar7626
    @yunicelennar7626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2028

    It honestly kills me (it's hilarious) how loved Preminger is. He's basically a power hungry misogynist (if you wanna argue that take a look on his attitude towards Anneliese), he certainly was coded in a way to be at least disliked, and here's the fandom totes going against it. It's so intriguing.

    • @BewilderedCitrus
      @BewilderedCitrus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      What can I say? The man has charisma 👉😎👉

    • @reasyrandom
      @reasyrandom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      To be fair, his design is boss and he's voiced by Martin Short. He's despicable without being annoying, he's actually a lot of fun to watch.
      Contrast that with more realistically despicable characters, like Madame Carpe. The difference is that few of us have to deal with scheming advisors who want to take our thrones, but most of us could deal with exploitative and abusive employers, so the hate we have for the latter hits harder than the former.
      And even at his worst, Preminger is still comedic.

    • @sleepychameleon6871
      @sleepychameleon6871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I know right? Like, how can we refuse?

    • @depsm7333
      @depsm7333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I have printed photos of him and put them in my wall

    • @gold3nberry
      @gold3nberry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      well duh sorry that i fall easily for old gay evil men just because my daddy issues

  • @tam2151
    @tam2151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:21 ok, that person ain't lying-

  • @Madisongs
    @Madisongs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3271

    I had a Barbie book once. It was The Princess and the Popstar, pretty good book

    • @Madisongs
      @Madisongs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      It got a movie as well but the movie's not in this video.

    • @thegreendragon9628
      @thegreendragon9628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      MY SISTER WAS OBSESSED WITH THE MOVIE IT HAUNTS ME STILL TO THIS DAY

    • @sarahni
      @sarahni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Omg when I moved into my house and we didn’t have cable or WiFi yet all we did for three days was watch the same 5 movies on rotation, this was one of them

    • @NekoChanSenpai
      @NekoChanSenpai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wasn't that a veggietales episode?

    • @Madisongs
      @Madisongs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@NekoChanSenpai I don't recall that, but I do recall having a veggietales DVD given to me by my older cousin and loving it. It was called Sweetpea Beauty and it was great!

  • @kassi-opeia
    @kassi-opeia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I was a literal Barbie movie junkie when I was little. Like, I knew all the moves to the dance in Barbie and the 12 Dancing princesses. All of them. And I would preform with the characters on screen as they did it. Good times.

  • @medea__witchhh
    @medea__witchhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    "reality shifting into this movie so i can eat that those cookies and also nori" is everything ive ever wanted as a kid and even now

    • @juylianostars.4956
      @juylianostars.4956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same! 💫🧜🏻‍♂️💅🏼🏳️‍🌈

    • @redpepper74
      @redpepper74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      u h m i think you missed a word in there before nori

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@redpepper74 unless they’re referring to a character whos name is nori, then they’re just talking about japanese noodles, Nori, hopefully…..

    • @dandelions4us
      @dandelions4us 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      its so ridiculous how 7yo me had such crushes on characters like her cuz a cuple years later Jade West came and stole my heart

    • @redpepper74
      @redpepper74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@carlwheezerofsouls3273 we can only hope, Carl

  • @Tastee_slugg
    @Tastee_slugg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Well ngl Preminger being evil and wanting to take over the throne cause he wants to is a mood tbh

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    Not having seen any of these movies makes this even better.

    • @gezz555
      @gezz555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Meanwhile I'm having a DVD collection of these movies and watch them on REPEAT during my childhood lol

    • @thegoatelaborates9921
      @thegoatelaborates9921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      you don't know what you're missing🥺

    • @CosmaPaulaton
      @CosmaPaulaton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think I've seen like 2 barbie movies, a mermaid one and princess and the popstar

  • @snowneedstherapy
    @snowneedstherapy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    5:17 I forgot Raquelle used to look like that.
    *WHAT*

  • @honeybunny4339
    @honeybunny4339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    "Bibble is my lord and savior"
    -Me, my family, my school, my pending 36 pages of homework, my non-existent social life and my wrecked sleep schedule.
    And part 2 please (๑♡⌓♡๑)

    • @green2709
      @green2709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Turn to God and repent

    • @midnightgamer2088
      @midnightgamer2088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bibble is the only true god

    • @Sky-rr6tp
      @Sky-rr6tp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “I want to roast Bibble over a fire and devour him”
      What’re you gonna do? Nail me at the stake for my blasphemous and heretical ways? DOWN WITH YOUR GOD!1!

  • @rubybitesthedust
    @rubybitesthedust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Barbie Fairytopia and Barbie Mermedia were like HUGE for me. I still remember having one of the Mermedia dolls that either changed tail color or hair color (I can’t remember lmao) and I’ll probably design myself a character with Mermedia vibes or pay someone to design it for me 🤤💖

    • @macdoozy
      @macdoozy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WAIT I REMEMBER THOSE DOLLS!!! I had a nori one as a kid and I COMPLETELY forgot until now! Thanks for reminding me and making me nostalgic lmao

    • @PhoebeTheFairy56
      @PhoebeTheFairy56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it was the tail color that changed becausr i used to have one like that

  • @selahvie123
    @selahvie123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    We do. We do want a part 2. Do it for Ro and her elephant sleep paralysis demon.

  • @DimensionalDynamo
    @DimensionalDynamo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Sweet cheese-it’s I nearly died when “the hair is offensive” came up.

  • @Akari_Yuu
    @Akari_Yuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    As someone who has watched (and owns) almost all Barbie movies, I love this. It was amazing.

  • @darryl0745
    @darryl0745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    YES! I've finally overcome my half-a-decade-long depression and I'm finally feeling happy again!
    1:40
    *proceeds to tie a noose* Nevermind...

  • @corvidkhaos
    @corvidkhaos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I love that everyone whos ever watched mermaidia has the same experience of wanting to eat those cookies

    • @sayospecter6731
      @sayospecter6731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And also Nori

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sayospecter6731 yes def nori

  • @SeymourDisapproves
    @SeymourDisapproves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    3:35 I know they meant well but calling a disabled person "useful" isn't much less dehumanizing than calling them "useless."

  • @buttercupkat
    @buttercupkat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Mother: Aww, my baby is so adorable!
    The baby: 4:40
    (also, I sign the petition for part 2)

    • @kieranindahouse
      @kieranindahouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BRUH AHSYWHSHWHHAHDHJAHAHDGAGGGAGSGAH-

  • @allurajane4979
    @allurajane4979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    i am convinced that the ppl who designed the animals in barbie movies were told to draw said animals by memory

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      More like the memory before they black out from drinking game.

  • @silvernightray7701
    @silvernightray7701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I NEED a part 2 featuring Barbie And The Diamond Castle. This movie was one, if not THE blueprint for cottagecore lesbians.

  • @you_when_u_eat_paint_dust4428
    @you_when_u_eat_paint_dust4428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I didn’t realize someone else thought bibble looked as delicious as I did. I feel like bubble would have really crispy skin

  • @winterhusky404
    @winterhusky404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Bibble for president 2024
    Also please make a part two I love these movies and reviews so much.

  • @jchabon
    @jchabon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:07 I was obsessed with the paint as a child idk why 😭

  • @jabisdumb
    @jabisdumb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Would 100% watch a part 2, especially if it includes Barbie and the Diamond Castle and/or Barbie Thumbelina, as those movies were some of the only ones my family had on DVD growing up, so seeing any footage from them would be incredibly nostalgic.

    • @CATL3AF
      @CATL3AF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Those two are my exact favorites, i almost never see anyone mention them

    • @li_ka2
      @li_ka2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can't say thumbelina is my favourite barbie move (that honor probably goes to diamond castle) but it's definitely the one I watched the most as a kid.

  • @littledeerss
    @littledeerss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    3:00 bibble always scared me tbh

  • @tebbo2896
    @tebbo2896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    lol pls make a part 2. barbie fans are so funny for no reason

    • @autisticfrog290
      @autisticfrog290 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg this is giving me a new headcanon
      Whether or not Tenko watched barbie movies as a kid, she'd totally love them as an adult
      Actually yes I think I do love the idea of the movies being a significant part of her childhood

    • @tebbo2896
      @tebbo2896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@autisticfrog290 she would yell the songs from princess and the pauper at people

    • @autisticfrog290
      @autisticfrog290 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tebbo2896 hell yes

    • @juylianostars.4956
      @juylianostars.4956 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meow tebko! 💫🦄💅🏼🏳️‍🌈

  • @blakeplace
    @blakeplace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i love the energy that is coming from this video. the classical music makes it 400x better

  • @halber-mensch
    @halber-mensch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I haven’t watched by of these since I was little and I don’t remember anything about them. Watching this led me to the conclusion that I need to watch them again as soon as possible.

  • @danielawesome36
    @danielawesome36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    5:25 This is the best realization yet.

  • @avourrito1819
    @avourrito1819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I hope we could get Red Shoes and Princess Charm School next for part 2. Those are my mindless favourites
    Also Portia. PORTIA

  • @smollbebe2625
    @smollbebe2625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Please we need a part 2 this was hilarious 😂 the visuals made it 100x better

  • @alphadoggrito
    @alphadoggrito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I've never seen any of the Barbie movies in full but this was freaking hilarious I demand a part 2

  • @ERROR_V1X-N
    @ERROR_V1X-N 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Barbie VS Rapunzel, now that would be one hell of a movie!

  • @WalkingthePlanck
    @WalkingthePlanck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:26 Come Comrade Barbie, we have much to discus
    also part 2 please

  • @mooncatstudios3175
    @mooncatstudios3175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Barbie Nutcracker was my entire childhood and I'm way too happy to see that other people remember it.

  • @WindySilver
    @WindySilver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As someone who grew up with these movies, I'd love to see part 2!

  • @aboringredmop
    @aboringredmop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I remember having a really weird fucking fever dream about that darn butterfly as a kid. Idk what happened but I vaguely remember something about me visiting some sort of castle and he broke out of the wall?? Just straight up bursting out of that shit. Also lightning McQueen was there but that was mostly because I had a crush on him (don’t ask)

    • @zo6679
      @zo6679 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@音楽ギャル kids are weird

  • @VultureSkins
    @VultureSkins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:03 I still vividly remember the paper 3D glasses that came with my DVD for this movie, and sitting on the floor of my room fiddling with them

    • @VultureSkins
      @VultureSkins 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The amount of time I spent on the dress-up games, or just any of the games on Barbie movies lmao, is absurd but not regrettable

  • @jennaamato3417
    @jennaamato3417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Barbie in the Nutcracker was the first adaptation of the Nutcracker I ever saw. THANK YOU TCHAIKOVSKY😻

  • @MamaTrixxieAsmr
    @MamaTrixxieAsmr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:55
    This person's entire comment makes me wonder if i somehow wrote that review despite the fact i know better
    And i don't know how to feel about that
    I too wanna eat that cake, the cookies, and kiss nori.

  • @RosyMiche
    @RosyMiche 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Okay, but Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus was *also* the first movie I saw in 3D, and I saw it at the first sleepover I ever had as a child. The 3D made my friend nauseous and I got homesick and cried and called my mom. Good times.

  • @chrysanthemum7391
    @chrysanthemum7391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Perfect, as always. If you do a Part 2, I am BEGGING for you to include Barbie: Princess Charm School

    • @tonkajoey08
      @tonkajoey08  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh, absolutely! That one's my favorite!

  • @hollowstarfire
    @hollowstarfire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Barbie Mermaidia:
    1: sparked a love for mermaids I still hold strongly to this day
    2: Nori and Nalu were probably my Bi awakening
    3:Nori and Elina should've gotten together bc the enemies to lovers in that movie was REAL
    4:Action packed, Nori and Elina almost actually died like, 5 times, and that swimming vs flying race scene was the most kick ass shit
    5:Maximus the fungus is literally Laverna's sub bitch boy. He would get stepped on by her and genuinely love it and thank her. Despite that, he also almost committed genocide without hesitation, and I think we gloss over that bit too often.
    6:Minus points for sexy Bibble voice
    7:added points for opera Bibble
    8:That cake and those cookies looked SCRUMPTIOUS

  • @GayLuigi333
    @GayLuigi333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I’m pretty sure I’ve seen almost every Barbie movie ever made (unless new ones had been made after the ones like this) so yes I’d like a part 2

  • @gchvss
    @gchvss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    4:49 fr he looks like Ben 10 💀💀

  • @madtzgrootyoot7578
    @madtzgrootyoot7578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I remember listening to this podcast and they were reviewing barbie fanfics and they spent like 10 minutes talking about how hot Hugh the butterfly is

  • @avac4394
    @avac4394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the Mermaidia/Fairytopia movie thing, those cookies looked FANTASTIC

  • @carissashley
    @carissashley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I loved Bibbie so much in my early teens and even though he is annoying, I still am team Bibble.

  • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
    @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My big sister and I found it so funny the butterfly from “Barbie: Fairytopia” was wearing a morning robe.

  • @cryptnymph
    @cryptnymph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:53 no way. i'm convinced that is my friend audrey, a longtime lana parrilla stan

  • @Jess-jt4zf
    @Jess-jt4zf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What do you mean "if" I want a part 2??? I *need* part 2. This is the best thing ever.

  • @hannahanimatics
    @hannahanimatics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:08 finally, i found someone who used to simp for the nutcracker too 😔

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      At first, I thought those were his teeth.

  • @doukzu
    @doukzu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:43 found the Bibble anti
    on another note I love this so much, I grew up on Barbie movies. Diamond Castele and Magic of the Pegasus ftw
    And coming back to it... Swan lake was also furry bait. Single dad Mandibuzz pokemon looking dude is now my favorite character.

  • @happyfellowship4291
    @happyfellowship4291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Princess and The Pauper lives in my head rent-free
    (and so does Fairytopia. why are these movies so iconic?)

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its because Cartoon Network and Holiday Movie Tradition.

  • @izzyrainydayz
    @izzyrainydayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I had my phone up too loud on the part where they played Odile’s laughter and my mom said “what the hell was that?” while we’re sitting in a restaurant 😂😂

  • @erenender66
    @erenender66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    the crackhead reviews are most certainly the highlight of the franchise

  • @dr.claudiafinch1088
    @dr.claudiafinch1088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had these on VHS growing up and had a talking Penelope the dragon plush, along with the unicorn one (whose name I don't remember) from Swan Lake. These were my childhood.

  • @arukimc
    @arukimc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Bibble is my lord and savior"
    I relate to this on a spiritual level-

  • @moth6160
    @moth6160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For Christmas I got a tapestry that says “a bibble a day keeps the depression away”

  • @Respectable_Username
    @Respectable_Username 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Oh man, it's been so long since I've seen most of these. G2G gotta rewatch Fairytopia before I forget
    Edit: I'm 30s in and nostalgia just slapped me in the face like a fish

  • @astraeatheapus3647
    @astraeatheapus3647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Barbie movies are a fever dream that keeps on giving

  • @sleepdeprivedbutstillalive5808
    @sleepdeprivedbutstillalive5808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Yes I shipped Nori and Elina (barbie) as a kid, yes I still ship it now.

  • @fictionallyattached
    @fictionallyattached 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you don’t know how badly i wanted my reviews to be in here and then realize it’s just all the reviews i’ve also liked on lb

    • @tonkajoey08
      @tonkajoey08  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sorry if yours weren't!

  • @ngelsTrumpet
    @ngelsTrumpet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    5:07 why does her hair look like ramen noodles-💀

  • @RosesTeaAndASD
    @RosesTeaAndASD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please don't stop with these reviews. I need this joy in my life😂

  • @aroacegoblinyt
    @aroacegoblinyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:08 OHHHHHHHHHHHHH, so it's like Dragon Quest 8! Gotcha...I think...

  • @Justanotherpersonontheinternet
    @Justanotherpersonontheinternet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun fact about the Barbie Rapunzel one, Barbie as Rapunzel actually came out before Disney’s Rapunzel.

  • @alerishoyos6949
    @alerishoyos6949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:27 yea she had the Sakura vibes

  • @killrcupcake2994
    @killrcupcake2994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I couldn't tell you how many times I rewatched the berries sequence on mermadia

  • @VeryMidArt_Tehe
    @VeryMidArt_Tehe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    BRO “THE TURTLE LOOKS MICROWAVED” PART KILLED ME XD I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING ✋🏻

  • @nonyabiznis7550
    @nonyabiznis7550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember wanting to watch The Barbie Diaries so bad as a kid but never being able to. I completely forgot about it until now. Time to fulfill my childhood dream lol

  • @SissypheanCatboy
    @SissypheanCatboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I had step sisters for one singular year as a child before they just kinda left and to this day the amount of times I had to watch Barbie Swan Lake is only compensated by the fact they introduced me to Labyrinth with David Bowie.

  • @wolfcat120
    @wolfcat120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I grew up on Fairytopia and Mermaidia, and I think like one other Barbie movie I cannot remember the name of. I had forgotten about these movies until my friend sent me a close up shot of Bibble's face as a reaction to something I said and my god when I tell you that I burst into hysterical laughter

  • @leafii.
    @leafii. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I didn’t even know that Otto moaned- LIKE 😭

  • @maggiesimpsin706
    @maggiesimpsin706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    omggggg pleaseee ive been trying to figure out why i have such a visceral memory of the nutcracker ! its literally this 😭

  • @user-qn3gd4yy4f
    @user-qn3gd4yy4f 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:06 I literally said "holy Shit does he look like an anti-semitic caricature" out loud to myself

  • @So-cr8mz
    @So-cr8mz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    PART 2 PLEASE!!
    Barbie movies were my childhood and this video was just so funny

  • @phoebe1926
    @phoebe1926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:48 fr tho i can blame barbie movies for making me bisexual

  • @KayKay-mw7zg
    @KayKay-mw7zg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No but dude! That cake and those cookies had me drooling every god damn time!

  • @lucaniku297
    @lucaniku297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:01 Yep- Same.👌

  • @lizzydorego2909
    @lizzydorego2909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THANK YOU FOR THIISSS! AND A PART TWO WITH THE DIAMOND CASTLE PLEASEEEE